 Hey guys, I'm Els Marshall, and welcome to Hey Guys. This is a brand new show where we talk about what's been going on on the internet this week. Let's get into it. So KSI versus Joe Weller. So basically, they're sort of a boxing match, but just before that, I'm gonna tell you the backstory of it. So obviously Joe Weller was fighting his friend, you know, he posted it on YouTube. And KSI, you know, obviously commented on Instagram, oh, I'll fight the winner. Ha ha, you know what I'm saying, a little banter. But obviously it turned a bit serious, because you know, Joe Weller went on YouTube. Like dissing KSI, madman. I was like, what's going on? Like when he was dissing him, I was like, raw. Is this guy actually serious? He's actually dissing him. Obviously now they're both big YouTubers. He was like, you know what? Like maybe like, beef KSI in a boxing match, you know, get, you know, some subscribers out there, get some, you know, fans in that. And a press conference came up. I'm on upload. It's like cussing each other off. The crowd was going mad. So in my opinion, yeah, Weller, you know, I know he's a bit ancient. Like, oh, I need to go with Jim too, as KSI is looking strong though. So I reckon KSI maybe just, I don't know if it's going to be a knockout, maybe decision, but maybe just win that fight. So it will be live streamed on KSI and Joe Weller's channel from 4pm GMT time, English. You know, I've been in America. You're not going to get the same time. So don't blame me if you're missing the fight. Yeah, 4pm GMT on both channels on the 3rd of February, Saturday. So comment below. I want to see who you guys think is going to win. Don't miss it. It's going to be a matting. Next. Logan Paul is still more popular than Joe Weller. How? After the suicide video, what's going on? Let's go out in public and see what you guys think about this. What do you think about Logan Paul having more subscribers than Joe Weller? Oh, I didn't knew that information, but it's a bit sad. Logan Paul. Okay, we're just going to go over anyway. See how it goes. Hello, are you okay? Yeah. No, not you, not the cameraman. The cameraman's like, I am good. How's it going? Are you good? Yeah, fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. He's video. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the guy. Don't put the **** like that up on YouTube. Yeah, for real. Kids watch, kids watch. Yeah, kids watch. He has a huge, like, young audience. So basically, talk about Logan Paul. No, I'll pass to him. He's like, I don't know what to talk about. What did you just, I don't understand. Okay, that was very fast. Do you rap? They're the propagation of youth culture that I think stereotypes and characterizes young people to be a certain way and to be a certain thing and a certain model in effect that has greater damage too. Okay, cool. Anyway, so don't you think Zoella should have more subscribers on makeup videos? Absolutely amazing. I don't think she knows what I'm talking about. But anyway, we're going to be on to the next question. Where you going? Speaking of Zoella, she's actually looking for a social media manager and photographer. Hmm. I, no, I don't need, no, I'm not doing that. Chill, I'm not applying to nothing. Don't worry, I'm not, Zoella, I'm not a fan. No, stop, stop filming, please. No, outside. No, please. Why is Zoella gets like, ill-assigned? I'm just about stepping in. I don't know anything about makeup. I would just be like, oh, yeah, the eyeshadow was good, the green, yeah, eyelashes, you go, you get the eyelashes up, fake ones, yeah. Get them, link in description, you know, the foundation things, yeah, you put that in your face and that. I'll just be chatting like makeup language, but I'll just be saying the makeups and not making sense. So I'll be like, you know what? Forget all the makeup stuff, forget all of that. Man's just gonna do my own thing and just chat rubbish as I normally do, you know what I'm saying? I'll get a more subscribers, definitely. You know what I'm saying? She won't have to come back, you know what I mean? All right, let's move on. YouTuber, it's Arya, posted a water prank video. He went out in public, on the streets, with a water bowl, and squirted on people. Very smart, you know what I'm saying? That was a good idea. You know, if that happened to me, I wouldn't really be happy. I don't, I don't really understand, it's funny. You know what I mean? Like, just squirting more and then for no reason. They're just literally doing their business. And obviously they don't know if it's water or not, so. And then he used that same running music every time he ran away from the people. Black flag. Changed the music, bro. You know, smacking drinks at our people's hands. Bro, why? Just why? So obviously I was scrolling through Snapchat, Instagram, and I see on Arya's social media that his channel shut down. So I was like, right. All right, so some career advice for Arya, you know, Dr. Marshall's here to help. There's loads of things you can do on YouTube. Please don't do pranks to our people. You know what I'm saying? See, there's that coin magic trick, you know, when they, you know, they're like, oh, it's a magic trick. Oh, you can see a coin and stuff. And then they're squirting and they're like the one I've seen on Vine or Instagram and stuff like that when they actually get a bottle of water and they squeeze it in the cubicles, in the toilets, and that like is a weave. See, that's a prank. You know what I'm saying? Like, the other ones are not really pranks. They're just, I know you. There's always like Sainsbury's and Tesco. Could be both, maybe, I don't know. You could maybe do a bit of, you know, Sainsbury's and that maybe fish and chip shop down the road. No, I'm saying. There's jobs out there, so don't worry, man. Anyway, next. So apparently, whales can speak. Wait, what? Hello? Oh, it actually said hello. I don't know what's going on, but I feel like I'm in a science lesson. This is really educational. Is that done? I don't know. I need a wall like that, man. I need a wall. I know I can't have it in my house, but you know, I still get one somehow. That's crazy. Animal speaking now. Hey, no, it said hello. No, it said hello. It's like the world's improving. So these all-car whales imitate human speech. I don't know how that's happening. I don't know how humans can get whales to speak. Maybe they're just like, hello, hello. Like, they just keep saying words to them and they just, the world's just running. Be like, you know what? I've had enough. I've had enough of you speaking human speech to me. Human language. I'm just gonna join in. So I'm imagining like, whales in the ocean. They speak to each other. Like, what are you saying? Are you going to get some fish? Are you gonna go and eat some fish? I'm coming with you, you know what I mean? Like, it's like going to the shop. No one to be with saying, you go to your friend. You're like, I don't wanna go shop. They're like, say it in the world language. They're like, hey, oh, come and get some fish, man. Oh, let me get some fish. Oh, I thought, what was that? I thought, maybe that happens in the ocean. You don't know, maybe. Do I say maybe? No one knows. You know what I mean? Come and go to some party, man. Nobody's just bare whales there, just don't, okay. What happens in the ocean stays in the ocean. But anyway, I'm just going on and on. Let's go to the next one. Boop! Dumb water bottle pranks on YouTube. YouTubers fighting, Logan Paul, Zoella, and Talking Whales. The internet's gone mad this week. Anyway, let me know what you guys think in the comments. Make sure you follow us at MTV UK and at L's Martial One. I'll see you guys next week.