 So fellas, it's your lucky day because I am, I am looking for a boyfriend and with that being said, I have one little requirement, just one little guy, just one little thing. You got to be rich, you got to have a s**t out of s**t money. Why do men have this irrational fear that women are going to use them? Take it for someone who's been married for 10 years, and this is the third year trying to get a divorce. When I got married, we didn't really have money. But I worked my way up, got insurance, vision, dental, medical, everything. Even got Aflac. Come to find out, because all those things I've had, she'd been using up all the benefits and didn't tell me all about it. She raked up thousands of dollars from Aflac, took the money out of account saying that as she paid bills with it, it didn't happen. I've been trying to get a divorce for 3 years, and it kept going and going, going post-poned. She almost got me fired, twice. I work 64 hours a week, she works 24, and she has the nerve to ask me to work more hours. And of course, she wants to be clear of all debt, and she wants alimony, child support, everything. I got played by a guy that wanted me first. I got ghosted by my boyfriend of 8 months. Guys only want me for my ass. Both of the guys I were talking to got girlfriends. The last guy hooked up but doesn't remember my name. I just got a boyfriend. I do not accept a coffee or a walk as a possible date option and neither should you. First of all, I'm not a dog that needs to be walked. Second, I have an espresso machine at home, works fabulous. We're not doing drinks either, you're gonna try to get me drunk and take me back home. No. We are doing dinner. You're gonna pick me up, we're gonna come to the restaurant, we're gonna see your table manners, we're gonna see what you order, we're gonna see do you hold your chopsticks correctly. We're just gonna, you know, study you a bit. Okay. So dinner it is. Hi guys. Just a daily reminder that I never seen a man that I f***ing need b***h. You're all replaceable, don't ever get too comfortable and don't ever think otherwise. You're a guest in this household and you can be kicked out just as quickly as you were welcomed in. Here are my red flags with men. Number one, golf, self-explanatory. Number two, blind. Self-explanatory, number three, Christian. Self-explanatory, number four, likes America. Self-explanatory, number five, doesn't support limboes. Self-explanatory. I thought my girlfriend was cheating on me for a while now, so I got this hidden camera online. There's no way she's going to find this camera. I left the house and literally parked down the street to try and catch her. I recorded the live stream on my phone until this happened. What was that? Who TF is that? You have got to be kidding me. Complete waste of six plus years of my life. Thanks Ashley. When I take a hit, when I take a dump, or when I sit up on my ass, when I go running. Hi Dan, I just moved in next door. I'm a supermodel. I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes. So I have this thing, call it a little quirk if you will. I have hair in my armpit. I have it there for a few reasons. One, lazy. Two, f*** the patriarchy. And three, your response to them tells me everything I need to know about you. She picked up my keyboard and she hit me in the face with it. Have fun with that. Look at this. Have fun. She picked up my keyboard, she hit me in the face with it, and then she called the cops on me. Stay away from him. Ladies, would you rather have an amazing husband but no sex or a husband that gives you the best sex of your life but otherwise useless? Let's take a look at the comments. I'm a stay single, thanks. Would this amazing husband allow me a boy toy? Aren't they all useless anyway? Now let's check out some more comments. I choose to stay single, neither. 100% the first one and just cheat. Amazing but rich. Then in the comments, one of the ladies had the great idea of saying ask the fellas this question. So? He did. Fellas, would you rather have an amazing wife but no sex or a wife that gives you the best sex of your life but otherwise is totally useless? Let's see some of those comments. Here are some of the guys' comments. No sex and uselesses might go too. Okay. No sex. Okay. I'll take both, thanks. Hug. I just need a hug. So, realize how the guys are just, they would rather have someone than not cheat but the girls would rather cheat. What the f***? At this point, I don't even have the energy to date anymore. Marry me or politely go to him. So as long as a girl on Tinder for a few days and we said we're going to meet a local park, waterfront park, everybody in Louisville knows it. So when I get to the spot we're supposed to meet at, I can tell she's like upset with me. Like something was wrong. You know, all my pictures were honest so it's like, I don't know, I didn't feel like I was cat fishing or anything. All recent and whatnot. So eventually I just asked her, I said, what's wrong? She said, I thought you were tall. I'm like 5'10", 5'11", profile said 5'11", and that's what I told her. She said, I don't usually date guys who are under like 6'5". She's like 5'1". So I said, are you trying to find a man or are you trying to get f***ing dumped on? I don't get it. But she couldn't drop it. Date went horrible. I went home. And if anybody was catfished, it was me. All of her pictures were like 3 or 4 years old and I'd never shame somebody for their weight. But she looked like she ate the girl in those pictures. She put on a couple. If anybody was catfished, it was this guy. But we're still friends on Facebook for some reason and she is married now to a guy shorter than her. I've never met more charismatic, sweet, intelligent, funny man in my life. And he's made her so happy in a way that I've never seen. And I know this because I've been around for every single boyfriend of her life. Every heartbreak, literally. All different types. And you take the cake, you're incredible. I feel like I had gained a big brother. So I asked for a divorce. Of course she didn't want that. So what would any other crazy ex-wife do? She started sending emails to my chain of command saying that I was going to kill her. A whole bunch of other crazy things. That's when I first got put on her investigation. Of course that was unfounded so I was in the clear. So she couldn't get me for that. She decided that she would make a fake email of me and a fake email of another person who was a male. This was when Don't Ask, Don't Tell was in effect. So she would email back and forth all types of crazy messages and then she would send them to the chain of command again. Investigation number two. Of course that was unfounded. So what else could she do, right? What's up son? I'm recording now. Hey look. Tell me what you just told me. All right? Mom cooked her new boyfriend a steak and gave me dry cereal without milk. That don't make no freaking sense. First off it's too late for you to even be eating cereal but show me the cereal. Show me the cereal. Look at this y'all. Look. No milk. That don't make no freaking sense and she going to make her whole boyfriend a steak. Put your mom on the phone. Don't show my mom on the phone man. That's crazy dawg. I promise you. I bet she don't want to talk to me. I bet she don't want to talk to me because she knows she's wrong. She bugged us. I promise you son if I could bring some food I would but I can't come into the house but I promise you I'm fighting for you okay? Okay. I love you man. So how much did my divorce cost me? Well this is a fantastic question. There's direct and there's indirect costs. Direct costs I lost $106,000 out of my 401k retirement plan I spent 20 years contributing to. I also lost half the equity in the home, stocks, bonds, mutual funds, cash and savings that I also spent 20 years contributing to. I also lost half of all the non-liquid assets like furniture, household goods, electronics, cars, keep in mind I paid for all of these. And this is in addition to financially supporting her and her slash our daughter for 17 years which is many hundreds of thousands of dollars. I'm now broke, live in a two bedroom apartment and have a negative net worth for the first time since I was, I don't know, 25. Indirect costs. My job, my sobriety, my self worth, my masculinity, my hope for the future, my ability to trust women again, my belief in God, my pride, my motivation, my physical health. I don't know let's just say everything.