 We used to burn at the pad with the same dope man that was serving my dad I'm talking burnt tin foil on the counter in the bathroom homey from prison in the kitchen giving tattoos Are you sure cuz I like your face All right Yo, what's good? Don't flop all fucking day. This is don't flop worldwide We're here in Amsterdam the Netherlands is the launch party of don't flop Europe. Please. I'm sorry make some noise You know the score man. We are here in Amsterdam. It's amazing to be out here It's about three of the day shouts to the venue for having us out. Please make sure you come come to your time This is a non-judge promo about as you know is that an end makes you vote for the winner if you were one of the judges No further do this get into one of these main events of the day on my right hand side from London We got my brother big James In a national to appear on don't flop now. He's come all the way to Europe. We got my man Don't back down Brits coming abroad causing havoc shots all the Dutch fans coming showing love as well All right down one and flip you chose to be round one on my man big James. Yeah Now I'm gonna be real. I really tried in this battle Just one two little jokes to entertain but your head size is extra strange You're about to learn a lesson mate cuz I'll move the tech off of your human flesh and rock on Mars like leather face I mean you a legend a vet Unbeaten Nah, I'm leaving with a messy frame because you're only known for them robberies like Jesse James I'm fucking sick. I can't I'm a bitch shit. I can't do boss But my jokes man don't hate on mine cuz I'll have arms waving like I was saying And if you try a thing I'm not your girl up then I'll beat your door with a biscuit like a girl scout But there'll be no laughing when I unhook the strap from the back like when I grab a bra My bra ginger Fat bitch Big old ginger bush looking like she halfway through giving birth to Ed Sheeran Simply scared me looking like simply red I'ma just fucking knock you out Simply cuz your flow is dead. I don't know why you've got with her Maybe cuz you're high off the green cuz red means stop. So why did you go ahead? Because before you fucker you have to part the red like Moses before you Back to back when I beat like Otis notice. This is notice. I know that you've noticed on the coldest Get my dick out tell your bitch to open her mouth and hold this 24-7 your girls ugly trust me No one should ever give that bitch a kiss me and her freestyle bowed her He was itching off the top like There's no way he's cuz I'll have a tongue spinning on the head like Booker T I Yeah, the big J for me in Amsterdam not what I thought you meant This battle I hit up back instead. Let's get drugs Magic truffles I eat those I'm feeling fucking sweet, bro I'm about to hit the peak. It's like life's a game and I got the cheat code Everyone's aura and colors Yours is shit brown Holy shit, there's a giant tiger behind you get down Not real not real Not real blaming on the psilocybin. I can hear the walls breathing if y'all are really quiet Fuck up They're talking to they said punch lines are important in battles. I better drop a few You're a TARDIS doctor who Birdbars, I'm a cockatoo Screaming me tell you pink in the face, and then you look just like Majin Boo Spirit bomb now all y'all blue I'm on my Super Saiyan shit super high swine saying shit My Super Saiyan shit super high swine saying shit, but the fuck was I saying shit Something about your mom and taking dick I'm not the one to be playing with how you gonna earth the bag of dirt watch Dan at work with these cannons burst big bang It's the planet Earth. Oh I was a universal gun bar Pretty sure I just invented those As much money as I spent on drugs half as much as you spent on hoes He brought a lot to do for them prostitutes. I'm from the Bay where you don't pay for pussy He came for the battles, but he stayed for pussy. It's almost as if he gave for pussy I mean, can you be gay for pussy? No Just being playful pussy when you look like this you got to pray for pussy unless you kind of you know pay for pussy We all came to see Pedro pussy Sit there Jay all the time you rapping. I'm just gonna stare at my hand now. Listen to shit you say You go home Tell these hoes you battle dirt back then it might get you late. I go home. I tell anyone that I've battled you They'll say who's big Jay. I think I'm done I'm fucked up your subway sandwich on the 24th of April You went back to look to the girl working and didn't even say cool He offered nine inch got a six inch paid for a nine inch and even charged it for a bagel So we got subway back by picking his nose and wiping his bogey under the table Bravo drop your drum then run if I see you from the front you'll get punched and banged over I'll kidnap a member of your family and after the action done and it's time for the handover Then I'll take your girl and keep your baby close to my chest like Alan from hangover Which is funny because you actually look like Body and easily jump this hurdle because with that beard if you had Bama Lam's glasses, you would look like the KFC colonel I'm gonna do any bars brav good bars shit bars hood bars Shoulder with a good bar Because I'm about to go hammer than a ham You're self-in-school so the reason for your name that's answer because you had a turtle head poking out like fat bastard Yes, not it sometimes. Well you some oil it helps and it's ironic. You've got dirt in your name when you soiled yourself I'm fucking shit I've got shit jokes Whack bars covered with whack filler, but I'll punch you in the face and leave your eye wobbling about like Jack Friller I mean next stop fam. I'm ready to head top man So hands up if you want to take this further because you're getting burnt with fire behind bars like that last Isis murder Face looking like a box I've got the right angle for the angle you'll get boxed in not got my red beam scoping It's locked in shut guy looking over his shoulder when he's shot in cuz we can cross arms, but when I shout squad I'm gonna make you jump back and fall in that coffin. Yes, bro. Henry Bowers sends you flowers And at the last flopper then check point to that long-necked dickhead lunacy said I could only do single syllable rhymes Waters We're made of this stuff You got some you got some little stars tattoo You should have sleeved up your arm like Beckham did I know it's one of these arms to deck him with on some 22 hit combo Tekken shit Mortal Kombat X with this X right here watches clavicle snapping his chest plate split. Let's play bitch You bow right show. I'm like trick-trick this bitch with no fly zones Even on mushrooms I could hold my Body bag you need to hold my phone Don't lose it my life's in there. I got naked pictures of my wife in there Dude, I wrote a bunch of material. Oh, yeah Try me punk the minute you walked in here and tried to size me up I couldn't tell if you wanted to eat me or buy me lunch So many tell this line because I already battled a blimey once I can even use the same fat jokes probably I mean he does look like Jay but has silent Bob body He does look like Lindsay Lohan mixed with Roseanne He does have a pink face, but no one said you can go ham Big bars something you gotta do no matter how much bacon I bake it won't add up to this real pig Squeal pig You're good when you battle other UK dudes They get lucky and they get them UK views Which is cool, but it's on my computer sometimes and I never asked for it like that you too album with the two gay dudes It's funny how when I battled OJ I basically created you it's like the funny guys seen that battle and you knew exactly what you were meant to do Oh, I paved the way for this fat bastard. You battled in me is ass backwards You would have never made it as a smack rapper or a lyrical miracle backpack Thank God for the laugh factor without it, where would you be Jay probably serving up PJs where your shitty little CD plays Your sea list Don't flop battler Slow it down My mushrooms No word has it you punched your mom in her face Sin bro Slow it down. I said I heard your cousin has got down So here's some advice Just listen Dan You don't need to buy tickets fan because your down syndrome cousin gets to hit the rides and skip the lines at Disneyland He's got brittle bones limp wrist and hands catch him in a part part whilst he licks the van something off the exhaust while his dick expands And because he's got down syndrome. I fucking hate him. I can't bear his soul Slow it down. I said your cousin has got down syndrome and has hair like soul He will grin even when I'm hitting him and he's sick of basketball, he's always dribbling The studio laying down his late-night mix Fired a downer. I fucking hate my kid take him out break him down. Let me spray my shit He's got feature tunes if I stay Jay fish And your cousin is so genetically dumb But you're getting killed and it's clear You ask if you want to hit bars you put a dairy milk to his ear You're thinking if I was face-to-face with him right now, I'm thinking the wind bro and show love Nope, I would say fuck off and go lick a window you mug But I'm about to kill this guy because against that bad dad who doesn't you got a face that says I have a down syndrome cousin I mean you smoking on that good shit Well, I'm smoking on something louder. If you ever get depressed thinking your cousin first because he's on a 24-7 downer And I just saw Pedro here It is mom joke time Let's go fag. Your mom does a shit in a test go back I prostitutes out of their jobs, but This tastes terrible When I accepted this battle Senses started hitting me up on I Was crazy because I've talked to senses since like 2010 Shit has changed a lot since way back there, you know all of this shit is new to me I used to dress like a normal boy arcane snows. He's even bigger than it used to be I mean I Immediately demanded a battle with lunar sea. They said no you get big J. I was like, who is he? This is a fat guy from out in the UK. I was like, well, that's news to me, but I never turned out a big fat J. Usually Said the mushrooms are affected my DNA Slow it down I can see having skates It makes perfect sense. I've been letting him a shed spray He's ironic Amsterdam girl you're not gonna leave the least smoke of Jake Seriously Amsterdam fuck the fuck the battle. Let's kick it. I'm trying to get so fucked up I can't tell the difference between flex bliss and flex ditches I've never eaten magic truffles with mushrooms which like traditional magic mushrooms, I would say that Over two grams and I'm gonna be useless right under two grams and I'll fucking you know I'll beat you in a foot race under or a gram, you know what I mean I'll be amazing, but like somewhere in between one and two is Frightening and amazing and everything you want it to be right especially like if you're if I have like all the pressure of like Being in a battle and all that shit that should spike my adrenaline and make it a little more interesting