 What's up everybody on sportsman like conduct back again gab Brie here to talk sports with you guys. Hi guys Yeah, what a night last night. I Just they just post somebody just posted the numbers from the W. WNBA draft. Did you see what they are? No, but I would love to know Tell you right now Two point four four six million viewers Wow For the WNBA draft last night. Okay, SPN from the hours of 7 30 p.m. Eastern to 9 30 p.m. Eastern That's the girls are crushing it the girls are crushing it for context Somebody tweeted out what the previous records numbers was so if they say holy shit, which accurate Yeah, pretty much it The previous viewership record for the WNBA draft came in 2004 for Diana Tarasi's draft year That draft drew 601 thousand hundred thousand viewers Wow Wow, okay Up 300 percent from last year. It's that's insane It's insane and Like The draft itself was I was we sat down watch the whole thing. It was exciting Yeah, it was I have a lot of takeaways from it because I think the setup of it one was really nice It looked better than the NFL draft. It looked better than the NBA drafts and MLB not even put that in the convo It looked really good. Yeah My my biggest takeaway from it Obviously, we knew Caitlyn Clark was gonna go number one. We knew we've known that for however many months now The LA sparks One draft Come yeah, come complete her Getting cam it to and then getting Ricky Jackson at four is an insane double dip And then Chicago Camilla and Angel like that'll be entertaining and that'll be fun. That's gonna be I Wouldn't want to go banging the paint against them. No, thanks And I saw a lot of people say like what are they gonna do? They play the same positions You can stretch Angel to a four. She doesn't have to be the five you put Camilla at the five Angel before You're banging bodies down there. No, thanks And then my Yukon girlies got drafted which I'm really excited about I started crying when Nika mules name got called They didn't expect that reaction To come but I'm sitting there and I'm watching her like hug Gino and stuff. I was like holy shit and she looked great Also, like she's so good and then Paige was having her own little moment Like proud mom, you know what she said that the suit was supposed to be Like hers No, like LeBron strap suit She sounds great She's so funny. Um all of their outfits. Yeah, they looked really good Insane they had a really great group on the red carpet not even just the athletes the people they're working as well Everyone showed up and everyone looked really good. It's better than some of the red carpets that you see for like the Oscars Yeah, or like any Celebrity event. It was great. Yeah The red carpet we went to for all-star weekend some of those Well, that's Don't really stack up. No, they don't They don't um the best fit. Who would you say? Oh, that's tough. I I know who I'm going with I Have I have to that I was like absolutely obsessed with but I think I have a number one So got you go first and I'll make my final decision Cameron Brink for my number one. Yeah, that dress is gorgeous. She was just like basketball Barbie Gorgeous, it was unbelievable. Also her arms. I know she's like super tall and the proportions are like that But if I could get my arms to look like that Wow, just like everything and she's so pretty. She's so good at basketball Fit like Yes, being cold muscle insane. She can do no wrong Um, yeah, so that was one of the options that I was Considering because I was I'm absolutely obsessed with that dress. I know I can't afford it But if for whatever reason I could I would get it tomorrow I'm gonna go with her teammate her new teammate for Kia Jackson because that She switched fits. She had a red carpet fit and a draft fit. I'm talking about the draft fit The silver with the shades and everything she looked fire But like yeah, I mean angels outfit was cool given like sexy Star Wars Yeah, she loved it. I mean, there's no one that didn't look great. Uh, I'm gonna look great regardless, but yeah, I just Cam's dress though. I Ever have like a black tie event to go to Figuring out You you can wear a dress like that. I can't wear a dress like that because I am way closer to the ground than you are Yeah, yeah, that's the main issue here Yeah, pop like some six inch heels on you should be okay. Yeah, it'll work out Time to think of who else what other outfits there were I mean, she had the product fit. Oh my god I thought the sunglasses were so cool I saw a lot of guys saying like because you know how they are right now saying a lot of weird things about her fit They're like, oh, it doesn't fit her right. I'm like, she's not going for like a super tight Jacket like I thought the jacket looked really cool. Also, you can't even afford it. So back up That just tells me like those are the same people that still wear t-shirts from 15 years ago Would like I mean So there's a time and place for t-shirts from 15 years ago and it's when they're oversized with some biker shorts or some like cargos No, I'm talking like the must I know I know what you mean. I know white. I know I mean Yeah, no, totally right guys Prada Does not know does not know how to size the people wearing they're very very very expensive clothes I don't look like you are 100% correct. Oh, I didn't look great Um, yeah, she said That she is the only basketball player of men's or women's that Prada has ever dressed for a draft, which is You're gonna be first for anything. That's a really cool thing to be the first four and Then she switched into her uggs after like just brand endorsement after brand endorsement just get it So good for her Yeah, I was it just Watching stuff like this like similar to like the Oscars red carpets and stuff seeing these outfits and stuff I'm like, oh Let's be so fun to have money. I'm just have like dress up. Maybe like really cool. Yeah Yeah have Prada just like dress you for the biggest night of your life. That'd be sick Meanwhile, I've got Knock off $15 Prada sunglasses on my dresser. Yeah, same like some DH gate Because I'll lose them. Yeah, um Prada if you're listening. Yeah hit us up. We uh Love we'd love to work with you If that's good, but you could just like drip us out for the show and we'd sit here at every product that you Product placement even if it looked ridiculous. I'm so doing just give me a duster bag. I'll hang it on the wall That's all um, yeah WNBA draft really cool. And the season starts uh next month so Hypes not gonna go away anytime soon Would you see about the jerseys? How many jerseys were purchased last night? I did Did you see that it's the most ever? for a drafted athlete from fanatics I did not Caitlyn Clark beat out Trevor Lawrence for jersey sales. Wow, which is I think is insane. Um Sorry if you are someone who ordered that jersey though because you're not gonna get that until maybe november. Yeah, maybe Maybe they get it right Yeah, I mean hope so but like the whole pants debacle and now the sake on jerseys You're not getting them until week four and like there's just there's just no way There's no way hopefully by christmas, but Yeah, I did see that and I also saw someone tweet this and I'm actually surprised and I looked it up and it's seemingly true um Caitlyn Clark's jersey obviously was available right away on fanatics Noah leah boston jerseys though. She was the number one pick last year like See a little odd. Yeah, it does seem a little odd, but speaking of The indiana fever did you see the video of them at their watch party celebrating? No, I didn't so some of the girls on the team They were they had they obviously they had like a big watch party They're all in an arena watching together with fans and they announced Caitlyn as the draft pick And they all take off the hoodies and they have like Already jerseys printed with her in the back cheering for her and super excited about drafting her. So that was really fun to see That's sick. That's that's good too because all of this discourse about yeah The people already in the league or Right not have excited about it or happy about it or whatever like enough um Did you nika mule did a little trolling? I think she was serious, but if there Were any intentions of being a troll? She did a damn good job. Um She was asked by aliyah boston And who I couldn't get like a full look at who she was interviewing with so i'm not sure of her name But they were asked nika mule Who she's excited to like go against in the wmba now. So she looks at aliyah and she was like obviously you um And then she started trash talking Like diana tirasi and everybody's like dude. That's funny dude. He's been doing for five minutes. That's funny though I hope I know for a fact that she is some part of her was serious because she's a sicko like that um and diana's Cut from the same cloth like they so Uh, I hope she was trolling a little bit though just because of all of the talk Especially on like this the bird and tirasi stream About diana just like being a bully into the rookies and stuff like that So but yeah, like literally two minutes after being drafted. She's like, yeah, oh diana for sure Crazy ladies Um anything else on this before we do some mba playoff talk? Hmm. I don't think so. Yeah, I think we pretty much covered it all. Um playing games tonight. Hello Oh, yeah quick um The west games are tonight right lakers. Yeah lakers pelicans warriors And the kings That's the game, right? I don't know Yeah, sure. Here's in the kings. I believe you because you said I was like I was a little scared. I was like, oh, what am I looking at over here? That's a good matchup Well, I'm like wondering because I don't watch the west as much as I watch the east, right? Okay. So that's why I was like, oh I don't know but I watched Lebron. So that's a little different. But what's going on with the kings? I thought the kings were this light the beam were so good. Why are we in the play and what happened? I legitimately have not Even thought about the Sacramento kings once this season. I haven't been hearing about that damn beam Have not this is that still a thing? Are we still doing that? Don't think it's going to be lit up tonight either. I just hope so because like I'm just I'm ready for the warriors thing to die Okay, but how about how about it goes like this? How about um The warriors make it but they have to play the thunder and then it's like they're passing the torch to the thunder And the young group of the thunder is about to be really good Or we are are we out on the thunder? No, not out on the thunder. I just don't okay I don't know I don't look at them games though. I don't look at the thunder and think like oh hell. Yeah potential dynasty material I do I don't think dynasty, but I think they're gonna be good for a while Yeah good in the sense of like Well, I mean they're the one sixers good. Oh come on. They're they're the one seed though Hmm sell takes good Man We'll we'll have a whole conversation about that if they don't get this shit done this year. I We're out. I don't know I don't know. I think the playing games are going to be a little more interesting than the actual series because you get You get the sixers in the heat awesome. That's an awesome matchup. Yeah You have the lakers and the warriors both in the playing Everybody wants to watch them now bulls hawks. I could do with that. I don't really care But the sixers heat might be the best game that we see Whole thing. Yeah, um It's a miami heat man I said it I said it last week. I think I said it the week before like they scare me Well, I think we're me We're both going to eat our words here from what we've been saying for the last month You're like, oh, I don't want I don't want to go against the heat. I don't want to go against the heat. You might be playing The heat as the one seed which sucks and then I said about the magic I'm like, oh, they're gonna be my playoff sleeper team now. They're playing the caps Yeah, there you go. Like, oh, I love their song so much. I hate that song now. I never want to hear it Start singing Yeah, are the are the calves, you know, I'm gonna No, what are they gonna do? What version of the Cleveland Cavaliers are we gonna get? Maybe the one that was in February, but I just don't think we are going to I don't think I don't think we're a serious team Why don't we have us? I don't think we have a serious coach Okay That makes sense after the whole conversation we had about that last week that makes sense Yeah, I just he just is lacking creativity You have all these things you could do with these guys and we get the same stuff every time like I don't know makes it up you go into the half and you come back out and you play worse Yeah, we're not changing things. I don't understand. But yeah, I don't know. We will see High key how I feel about the Celtics right now last However many games with you know full roster playing Hasn't been great wasn't great. Um Got blown out by Milwaukee Nick's game wasn't very good. Um, and then you know the last couple games whatever doesn't really matter everybody rested They still I mean Peyton Prichard I think was this this was huge for him Getting these starts to get because he's gonna have to play valuable minutes in the playoffs no matter who they play and You get the version of Peyton Prichard that's Shooting at a high clip but making absolutely nothing and just shocking them up and hoping what goes in hate that Don't want that. Um So I think getting him in this rhythm of Hey, dude, like we're gonna have to rely on you good shots Figure this out throwing it up because you think that you need to provide something right your team. Um And that I mean that goes for a sam hauser too luke coordinate like the bench guys The deep bench guys who maybe don't get a ton of playing time Or wouldn't normally get a ton of playing time in a playoff game, but Especially if it's against the heat like you saw man them last year They're plucking random dudes off their bench put them in and I mean Who the hell? Caleb martin, who's that? Gabe minson. Who is that max streus when he plays anybody again other than the celtics? You have no idea who he is Um, I mean he's making half quarters. I don't know well Now he is now that he's not on the miami heat. I feel like he's branched out into being A normal everyday player. Mm-hmm, but when he was on the heat it was just oh, we're playing the celtics an extruder here He goes kick your ass So it's just i'm just hoping i'm hoping It's not miami, but like I just I think it's I think it's gonna be miami like if I had to Money I would go miami boston nicks sixers which Both will be really good. It just sucks though the number one and the number two seed are probably Getting the worst. It's not this matchup. Yeah, because you had joel and beat out for forever and now he's back So who knows what he's gonna do? I don't know if he's gonna make it through the entire series, but He's gonna be there. He'll yeah, he'll be there. Um I've said this too like if it came down to a six or celtics matchup I'm more comfortable with that just given recent history. Um and alforford just Being joel and beats kryptonite for No reason at all can't explain it. It's just that's just how it is. Um The heat oh man I'm not excited about that and i'm excited about the bucks pacer series though Although I'm not No, yonis for the first Yeah, but i'm not couple games. I don't think i'm worried about it. I don't think i'm too worried about it I think the pacers are kind of They're they mellowed out a little bit compared to how we were with the end season tournament We were when that was all going on. I just don't think the pacers are as good as people are Saying that they are I just they're fine Yeah Can be very good Not consistent enough To hold them that high um Those two don't like each other though a lot of a lot of beef in these matchups Yeah for dumb reasons, but like whatever that's usually how it goes for absolutely nothing, but yeah Uh, we have we have some beef in the cabs magic The Those two brothers. They do not like jared allen. I don't know why they bully him I don't know two brothers the vogner brothers. Yeah, I don't know I don't know why they don't they don't like jared allen. They bully him. They get him fights They're probably going to get ejected. He's probably going to get ejected Like if you piss off jared allen You got to be a bad guy. He's just such a nice man. Yeah, you got to be a bad guy Minds his own business Right like if you're mean to him There's questionable things going on with you like when ben Simmons was in his face screaming. I'm like Well, well I think the issue is with you sir Yeah, I mean Yeah, Ben Simmons. Yeah, there's a lot to unpack on that one, but yeah, I mean just leave Malone leave jared allen alone I should go out there So for you is it finals or bust It's championship or bust Okay, that yeah, that's what I mean like you're the team's done. You want you want this thing to be blown up um Not necessarily blown up because everybody I mean Jalen browns inked for Whatever the super max he got was drew holiday just extended um Tatum's gonna get Almost a billion dollars. I feel like and then They'll still somehow be able to do the steric white deal. So I don't think the window is Completely closed If they don't get it done this year I just think it'll be similar to the Bruins last year You had this incredible season. You're beating the crap out of people left and right You have by all accounts a super team. I mean, I know porzingis missed a decent amount of time this year, but like Him jalen jason Right there. That's as big three as big three gets right now. Um And you got alhofer coming off the bench being I think should be six man of the year All signs are pointing to yes, this is this is the year this is going to happen in it by all accounts should and if it doesn't like Some I don't know what the diagnosis is. I don't know what The best course of action is to go and say all right We know what we did wrong. We know where we fell short. This is how we fix it for next year Because I feel like they've been doing that for the last three years right, um So I don't think it's bust to the point of like Blow it up ship everybody out start from scratch but like In terms of disappointment level This would be catastrophic For me at least I think a lot of fans feel the same but Well, yeah, because I feel like it's been It's it's what everybody's been saying for the last so many years Oh, the subjects are so good the subjects are gonna win the subjects are gonna do this and then it just never happens. Yeah um, I will say though if Miami is the first round matchup Get that shit out of the way and then Not not close but like you don't have to worry about meeting them in Easter conference finals again when you're tired from two previous series You get the hardest part out of the way And then you see what you can do because that's I mean last year's Easter conference finals seven games cutthroat The year before seven games came down to the very last potential jimmy butler buzzer beater and Luckily it was off um, but they're just they're exhausting series and I know the heat season This year wasn't like up to their calendar, but it hasn't been either for any of the other times. I know I know They're just kind of there and then they end up being good when a spolster team gets to this time of year though like Yeah, okay, so let me ask you this. What would you rather happen? I the answer isn't either But which would you feel better about losing to the sixers or losing to the heat? neither, I mean like if you had I mean neither um Truthfully losing to the heat because you know that they have your number. You've done it before. Yeah They've done it before There's been those battles. You've gotten the best of them a couple times. They've gotten the best of you a couple times um against the sixers for me personally hate them So that would be bad for me. Yeah a lot a lot of receipts that could get pulled up Sorry, I would just go real quick. Yeah, just yeah, bye. Um, but also like Like I said recent history Celtic sixers. It's been all Celtics so like if you've been that dominant against them for however many years however many seasons And then this year where there are seven seed is where they come and bite you in the ass like And that would feel really bad for me that personally would feel like absolute crap for me So i'm gonna say miami. It's truthfully neither, but if I had to choose I guess miami miami Oh, man. I think a lot of people a lot of people are gonna get really upset over the next couple weeks. Yeah yep, um hockey playoffs too like this is the time of year where I just yeah, I don't mess with hockey fans because they terrify me and They are scary Actually, yeah, I don't know should we talk about the west for a little bit? Yeah, let's do it so No, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry clippers for what I'm about to say Like what what did we say the whole entire if the clippers can be healthy for the playoffs The potential is there and what's being reported now. Why might not be playing Might not be playing at all But you just missed the first series. I don't know. It's just that they just are trying to be Cautious with his knee. So what does that mean? I feel like we've heard that one like a million times And he just signed that what three year deal with them. Yeah. Yeah, so, um The four seed they're playing the mabs. That should be a great series But it's not going to be a great series if he's not playing the whole time and I mean against luka Which I would love to see um I would love to see luka have a great playoff like I would I guess luka like I would look I would need full strength I need my team at full strength because he's a psychopath. He's nuts Kyrie, I feel like Has finally gotten back into I don't want to play against Kyrie in the playoffs. No. No, especially if it seems like You know, he's in a good spot No, thanks. Yeah, I wouldn't want to play against Kyrie in the playoffs. I've seen everything I need to see and Yeah There I mean there the Mavs roleplayers too like decent. Yeah, not not horrible um Well, you give those two leading the charge against a team. That's not a hundred percent All right, good luck Um We did say we said at the beginning of the season though when we were talking about like dark horse teams We both mentioned the clippers And our caveat to that was hand they all be on the floor if they all Stay healthy if they all can be on the floor together at the same time Kawaii missing any playoff time at all is massive for them And it like also not all that surprising unfortunately, but it's just like They're also playing their last, um Games in crypto. Yeah. Oh, yeah crypto staples or whatever same thing. Um Yeah, that's A lot going on that aspect of it That's cdm's gonna be so cool. Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. Um Man, it would be cool to open up a new stadium with a championship, but You know, I don't know we'll we'll have to see with that one then we get the Same thing with the next matchup. We have the timber wolves and the suns That's I don't even know what to say about the suns. Do you like debon booker? I love debon booker. Why do you hate him? I I just think he's so like corny. I think he's so cool I don't know. I'm a big. I'm a big debon booker fan I'm In like the booker vs. luka feud. Do you like both a lot? Um The reason why I ask is because I was going to say yeah, well, yeah um in this series I could totally see Aunt edwards just like hone in. Oh, yeah, I feel like yeah We're going psychological warfare. There's a lot of things you could say to debon booker. There's yeah There's a lot of a lot of things um That is not new shit talking in the nba. Let's just Aunt does not give one f at all. No, no, no, no, no. He'll say anything Literally anything. Yeah, he does Which sometimes you probably shouldn't I'm excited for that matchup specifically but I mean how what level of disappointment are we going to talk about if Katie and the suns fall short again. Does anyone even care at this point? Like that's that's the next part. I don't think anyone even cares now. We're just like, oh, okay It's not even like that hot of a topic. It's just it's not that's that's the suns That's what we've seen all year. It's what we thought it was going to be and now it's still that Yeah Okay, so no disappointment and just like yep saw this one coming Do you think I don't even think any of them would be disappointed either? I was like, okay I don't think Kevin Durant really cares at this point Not saying that he doesn't care about basketball because he definitely does But like the outcome isn't going to change anything that he's right, which is a great mindset to have But but it's not great for the fans The organization and everything else Just look at his twitter account and that'll answer that for you. I mean he's the funniest person on the internet He has no fs about nothing. None Which like like I think he just posted a video that said that he's locked in on calling duty right now I'm like, oh, who are you kyler? It's In Arizona, I don't know Whatever I um When I was out there there was uh there was no like And granted final four time like nobody really Was there for the suns but like the suns played the pelicans. I think when I was there and like Would never would have known Unless I feel like it's just not that good of a sports town Fun to go to Yeah it's just like The area around the baseball stadium and the basketball stadium is cool. Yeah has a lot of potential It seems like you're dead Yeah, it was It was um like the diamondbacks Yeah, I was honestly like hoping that they would have a home stand while We were there because I wanted to go but They were in like Denver or something And they just played the Yankees Right before Hey, that team Yeah, we gonna we'll we'll talk about that too. You had an eventful day weekend. All right, um What's the other potential west matchups? Well, we have the thunders as the one seed in the nuggets as the two seed and they can End up playing any of the four teams in the play-in, but I think that I like the thunder, but if they play the Lakers Hey, maybe the Lakers might beat them, you know young thunder team Yeah, LeBron and ad I mean just have to see if they can make it either I'd like to see a Lakers nugget series again I I would also like that. Well, whoever wins out of the Lakers and pelicans goes into boom. Yeah perfect so, um Lakers nuggets would be I'd be tuned in for that Yeah, I mean me too and you know how I feel about LeBron and the Lakers, but I know how you know how I feel about I would watch Yeah, I'd be watching um Yeah, one of those start two hours from now. Yeah Lakers games in two hours 4 30 so We'll uh, we'll have our answer before the night's over on how that shakes out and then East games are tomorrow And then this weekend I'm going to the game on saturday. I'm going to the calves game on saturday. There's four games and the calves obviously it's gonna be the first one played because It's just how it's gonna be. Yeah, but going to that so they'll probably lose because I'll be there But it's I'll be there I feel that that's and then they'll start playing that stupid song which now I have to hate and I have to eat my words about saying the magic are so good and I thought they were going to be a playoff sleeper And now they're going to ruin my life Yeah, I mean You weren't you weren't wrong though like they when you said that they weren't in any position to Be there to be now we're all going to go hang out Yeah Hang out in downtown gleeland, okay, this is like This is Magic related and I'm gonna probably everyone's gonna say oh, you're so dumb for saying this and I'm gonna say yeah I am because I didn't know I did not know that palo was that like large I didn't know that he was that tall like that big of a guy. I thought it was like This happens to me all the time with basketball players because they all are so freakishly large That it skews my perception of like super tall people Yeah, but he's like extra Yeah, and extra big like a like a big guy. He's stocky. Yeah, like it was crazy it uh It never fails to like blow my mind like I said this a couple weeks ago about like the guys on the ucon team Stefan castle is like six seven Never in a million years watching those games on tv would I have said that because he looks like he's six two compared to everybody else because they're all just Freaks, then you get guys like Darius garland and I'm like, oh, we're like the same height man. We're not but In my mind it feels like it Yeah, I mean that's he's so way taller. That's how I feel about katlyn clark like she's six foot I look at her on tv and I'm like, oh, she's my height She's five nine, which isn't I mean that's the same that you're right discrepancy, but like I have an argument over the weekend with someone very on the same topic of Height they try to tell me that I was like five six five seven. I'm like I'm not I'm literally not even close Oh No on a good day On a good day. I'm like the best of days Well, if I'm wearing heels, I might be yeah. Well, I don't know. Um Like yeah, what how did they they just looked at you like oh you're Did you have like chunky sneakers? I had on dunks I mean that's an inch at most. Yeah, but I'm not Get me up to five four. Okay Like I have a step stool to get to the second shelf in my kitchen Yeah, when I get a package in my apartment If it's on the top one in the lockers, I have to ask the front desk person to help me get it out because I can't reach it so So, uh, what we're trying to say is five six five seven is not accurate. Yeah Um, that's all right Yeah, but then I think this person was also lying about being six two Usually usually how it goes. Yeah um any Make you feel taller. You'll think they're yeah, okay six two got it Five there's no way Yeah, I know isn't that funny But then I yeah, I think so though I'm looking it up. Damn. That's what it says. Yeah, but I just don't agree. I don't agree. No, no I always walk up the numbers um Anything else nba before we pivot No, I got nothing else. I just hope my team wins a series Yeah, same. So we're not a laughing stock and joke, but we'll have to see tv Um, how uh, how was your weekend? I have one of the best weekends that I've ever had in my life Hell, yeah, we love that. No, I'm just saying that because I haven't really Been doing anything. I've just been like inside and chilling because it's cold And it was really nice this weekend. So I was out and about I anywhere I could have been this weekend Just know I was there Hell, yeah, we love an outside weekend front row and every baseball game Love that being roasted on the internet for doing so. Um, well, whatever You know, you could literally do anything Yeah, post it on the internet and you get roasted for it. So yeah, sure Whatever, um, what happened with these yankee fans though. I saw your tweets about it and some of them were annoying Absolutely Yeah, so the yankees beat us two games, which sure they're really good We don't we're trying our best. They're really good. You're paying billions of dollars have all these players on your team We have one player that's being paid over a hundred million dollars So like it's gonna say payroll discrepancies here are Massive, so let's take this with a grain of salt But I I feel like I've been saying this for like the last two years for some reason we have developed this rivalry with them Yeah, and they really hate us like yankee fans really hate the guardians like you guys beat us all the time I don't know why you hate us so much. They say our team's annoying Why you don't like that? We hit singles and score runs. Sorry. We don't have people to hit a home run every event my bad But they don't like us and they think you guys are annoying. What do they think they are? Well, they're the most annoying ever But they beat us twice. They like kicked our ass in the second game and then the next day Nice sunny day like 70 degree baseball game everyone's having a good time And the score keeps going back and forth the yankees are winning like three nothing Then we hit a couple home runs and it's tied up and then they score we score like it's going back and forth the whole entire game We were We were winning going into the ninth We gave up a run then it was tied then we had to go go to extras they scored two runs So after they scored two runs, I'm like, oh, yeah, we're probably not gonna win. Yeah And then we had a walk-off win and they were jumping and celebrating and having fun Which I feel like any team does on any walk-off win Uh, yeah, yeah In all of our friends are like, I can't believe they're celebrating like they just won a world series Oh my god, how would you guys know about that because you guys don't do that either? That's exactly what I was gonna say Exactly what I was gonna say They wouldn't know what it's like because they haven't done it in 15 years Right, none of those people on that team Know what it's like either so not a single one I think Everybody celebrates a walk-off. I didn't know it was weird to celebrate a walk-off win Pretty standard procedure. I would say and the celebration was like pretty chill Like I don't think it was anything Extraordinary, I thought it was just normal, you know a couple water bottles flying in the air They lift up Andres in the air cheering for them. That was it. They leave get on the plane go and their fans are having a meltdown I don't know why They're the type of fans that If they do it, it's okay, right anybody else does it losers I've been there Whatever stupid um Yeah, I don't care how early in the season it is everybody celebrates walk-offs It's the same as celebrating a buzzer beater or a last second field goal Like it's all the same shit. Everybody does it in every store celebration is like that like extra Like you win a playoff series and you have beer showers. Yeah So I sorry that They were just having fun. I don't know. Do we not like fun anymore? I guess we don't no I mean, I told you their stadium is like a freaking mausoleum. So they just know They're cold and boring Yeah, so that was that was interesting also their players were like talking shit to the guardians Which I thought was really funny and really fun Which made it extra interesting. They don't like josh nailer Because remember you did the whole like rock the baby thing Yeah, Cole was having a meltdown and then they were really upset about it. Josh. I got shoved to the ground That josh nailer thing was two two years ago. You were there for it. Yeah, okay That's why that's why I'm thinking like that was 2022 and they're still talking about it Jesus christmas. So I don't know why we have this like rivalry with them But we do Listen I'm all for a good yankee rivalry. So we can be brothers in arms when it comes to that. Yeah See this is this is where I'm gonna disagree. You might be right. I might be right I don't know. Taylor got shoved because he was covering the base. Come on. He was trying to make a play He was just doing a baseball move. He did not need to be shoved Also, if you're gonna shove put your foot on the bag before you do it Yeah I don't know. That's all I gotta say. Oh man. Um I'm going home in june. I don't know how I always do this Whenever I go home during baseball season going home in june That weekend is a red sox yankee series. So oh should I go? Yeah, come. Okay. Come. Okay, uh while the red sox may not be Uh good You can still beat them. You still love a good like friday night fenway red sox yankees game. So Count me in. Uh, you want to come more than welcome? Yeah, sign me up So what day is this? Friday like the 14th or 15th, I think of june I'll have to see I might be in toronto. Check it out. Um I'll have to see But yeah, there's that Uh, hopefully By that time I'll be back for a parade or two two. That'd be great. Yeah, love would love. I would love one Just give me one two Ideally, okay. I hear you breathe. Listen. I hear you but when you say just just give me one You've already seen like a million. I know I've only seen one I know, um Like give me a joint red uh joint salt experiments parade. That'd be sick though. I'll die happy. That'd be sick That would be sick. Um, yeah, because I'm going back for the brady retirement Hall of Fame thing at july, which is The 12th the other doing like 612 um, which is around the time where those series should be ending and potential planning of events in the city should be taking place so Uh, yeah, that'd be cool Yeah, that would be that would be pretty cool. We'll see. Um And then hockey hockey playoffs are Up and coming within the next like four or five days Major implications today and tomorrow in the east Which is I don't envy Fans of any of these teams because they're all separated by like one point and there's only one spot left How many teams I'll I'll confirm that in a second. I think I want to say four That sucks. Yeah, uh Washington, Detroit Pittsburgh and Philly I feel like all those places hate each other. Yeah, but that's yes, that's accurate. Um, philly looks like they're the odd man out They've got 87 points. Pittsburgh's got 88 Uh, Washington and Detroit both have 89 points currently Thanks to beating the Bruins last night. The capitals are in that last wild card spot But here's how the games shake out today and tomorrow Red wings play the canadiens canadiens have nothing to play for they're done Um capitals play the fires which could get interesting because of the capitals lose and the fires win Regulation win. That's two points right there. Boom They bump up, um and then tomorrow Tangos play the islanders Which islanders have already clenched They got nothing to play for. Um at this point might just be resting bodies last game of the season Pittsburgh Do or die they need they need Every like crazy scenario to happen including a win Okay, and if I was a fan of any of these four teams, I would be throwing up I would not be able to sleep last night. I would not be able to sleep tonight I would be what I've already counted my team out. I've already accepted it Just how it is here You know It's hope for the hope for the best but always preparing for the worst, which is how I feel Oh, yeah, that's always that's always how we do it. Why'd we do it? Unless you're a browns fan and then you think that they're gonna win every soon delusion. Yeah, um I'm just I'm so nervous talking about these two playoffs um, this time of year my anxiety is like Through the roof normally football season. It's probably about here baseball season when it's just baseball We're at a cool like 50% hockey basketball playoffs Through the roof touching the moon like I feel like that But then I realized I gotta chill out because it seems never gonna live up to the hype And I I don't know why because I know for a fact no matter what I do. I know this I'm rational to an extent I know no matter what I do. It's not gonna impact Anything that happens on the court anything that happens on the ice Wearing the same jersey not washing it that doesn't impact anything But at the same time where I think I'm rational in accepting those things I'm also a lunatic And I'm gonna do them anyway because if there's any part of the world that relies on fate and relies on superstition and crazy Crap like that I'm gonna choose to believe that that's what's happening. Okay my Disgusting jersey that I haven't washed in five weeks Going back on that's why we're winning Um, so yeah, that's where I'm at. I'm at like I'm gonna bust out the crystals my sister Not the crystals my sister's into all that stuff. Did you charge your water for the day? She's giving me crystals. I need to put them out on the windowsill charge them up Get all the good you do the moon water. Yeah, do that my sage the house I'm gonna have to do that Just like I'm gonna have to do that clean it all out Get all the negative energy out Let all the good things that potentially could happen manifest and come in and Whatever happens happens And I'm gonna freak out every single day for the next two months And we're gonna have a good time. We're gonna have a good time. That's playoffs in a nutshell Um, god, I hope I hope to god the cabs don't have to play the Celtics. Oh boy Do we go at that point? Yeah, we go. We go to every we go to every single game Feel like we have to yeah, and I'm gonna have to buy jersey I I would need a jersey to go so I could look like a real fan. You know, I was thinking today The only Celtics jersey I have currently is a marcus smart jersey Which obviously is doing me no good right now And I thought about getting a Tatum jersey today But like Will it get here in time? No, it won't so Will it get here by sunday The chances are really slim. I've got I want to get like Celtics apparel and stuff like I I want a jersey like a legit jersey that I know the player is going to be here for a while and not get traded a week after I get it I Have LeBron jerseys But I went in Evan Mobley jersey Yeah, so If I move on city connect We move on. Yeah, that might be it purchase. Yeah That might be it. Um The new jersey wouldn't be broken in for the season's juju. Oh, we would have I would have a whole ceremony a whole Like like I said, we're cleansing. God cleansing the house. We're gonna cleanse this jersey to whatever Bad juju fanatics is sending me with this jersey. We're cleansing it And we're getting ready for some playoff basketball. That's how that would go Um Yeah, I'm just it's it's that time of year where the worst version of myself comes out and that's That's why we love sports. I suppose Um, I think do we have anything else that we need to talk about? No I don't really think so. We talked about WNBA. We talked about the playoffs. We talked a little bit about baseball I mean, there's some other things in baseball going on, but they're it's just so not that interesting Yeah, and I've watched a million games. So Next week I mean the series will be well underway so We'll have a ton more to really dive into. Hopefully there's some drama tonight tomorrow Friday. Yeah And then yes Saturday Sunday go time so Good luck to us. Good luck to us. Um, if your team is in the playoffs Good luck to you unless they are The Orlando magic also If you are a Pittsburgh penguins fan a washington capitals fan a philadelphia flyers fan to short red wings fan God bless. Good luck. Um, I don't envy you for a moment And I hope for you guys whoever your team is. I hope they get that last spot. Um Because yikes You are better than I I would not be able to but with that being said We're out. We'll see you guys next week. Uh, and we'll have a ton of playoffs to talk about at that point