**Sh*t Soccer Girls Say Part II is COMING OUT SHORTLY!!**
Scene 1: "So, you ever try defense before?" "I don't give a flying f*** if you've ever played defense before. You're gonna get your little ass next to Katie and you better f***ing pray to God that they don't score on you. Ok? Bye"
Scene 2: "Ladies, make sure you guys have your shinguards on, okay?" "Make sure you have your shinguards on, because I expect you to be kicking the shit out of each other"
Scene 3: "Alright ladies, for the halftime talk, we're just gonna meet in the shade." "Alright, I'm gonna get you guys away from your f***ing parents so I can verbally abuse you and rip you guys a new a**hole."
Scene 4: "Ref are you f***ing kidding me right now? No really though, are you f***ing serious?" "Alright, I'm yelling...and for no f***ing reason...I get it, you're right....that was a good call...it's just....Kasey's f***ing mom keeps getting mad at me...Soooo, keep doing what you're doing...that was really good."
Scene 5: "Girls, bring your sneakers to practice tomorrow" "Oh my god it is SO track time. They are going to throw everything up"
Scene 6: "Guys! I washed the pinnies! Aren't you proud?" "Guys! It rained last night."
Scene 7: "Ladies, five more minutes of hard work and we're done." "We're gonna go for another 20 minutes...and then sprints."
Scene 8: "If you seriously don't want to be here, there's the door. Byeee" "If you try to leave....I'll f***ing kill you."
Scene 9: "How's your ankle feeling? I don't want you to push it too hard." "I don't really give a f*** how your ankle feels, you're gonna suck it up and get your ass back in the game. You gonna cry? Don't cry, come on."