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You gotta do five minutes at a time. You can't do this shit an hour at a time. Eddie could just sneak into some hole-in-the-wall spot and just... Yes, I think that would be the best thing for Eddie Murphy. I think that takes away expectations. I think that takes away pressure. Remember when Chapelle had went away for a while? Exactly. And then when he got back, he was just floating through the clubs. I went through a couple of those. That's what Eddie should do. Oh, I should also introduce our guests. Do they need an introduction? We got the Flager 2 boys in the building. Do they need an introduction? We got a car sing in one of the guys that assaulted Jesse Smollet. In here. Kasdan got dick on us. He's playing this weekend. In that league that black people are fake boycotting. The black people still boycotting me out of the bell. Boycotting out of the bell? Man, listen. That was the hardest three weeks of my life. Your brass knuckles fell out, bro. It happens. That's the blackest thing I've ever seen. Ah, damn, all right. It happens. It's pretty safe over here in Tribeca. I always have them. You say that. I've been jumped twice over here. Oh, well, that's true. That's true. That was with the old face, the new face. That is true. The new face is a little disarming. He's a nice guy. Leave him alone. Now, what you were saying about beating up Jesse Smollet? I didn't beat up Jesse Smollet. I said that those three weeks I boycotted the NFL were the hardest three weeks of my life. Did you know why you were boycotting? Maybe. So you know how hard that shit was for me. Nah, I was fucked up. I was fucked up. Like, you know. And it's how everybody asks me, you know why you boycotting? I'm like, you know. That's all I got. That's all I got. I'm not boycotting, man. What the fuck, bro? Damn. I had the kind of notice of sentence. I can't notice the sentence. The hardest three weeks of my life? I think you've been through the hardest three weeks of your life, and there wasn't no fucking knee that did it. I mean, he's got a point at it. Crazy sentence is all. That is a good point. I can't notice the sentence. Jesus Christ, Akash. I mean, that's what I'll be. I mean, Kakashi ain't used no K-wide or nothing. I needed that. I can't find this Popeye's chicken sandwich that's the hardest three weeks of my life. You keep throwing out a lot of hardest three weeks of your life, fam. It's a lot of hardest three weeks of your life. Akash came through with a nuke for no reason. Oh my God. I needed it. I needed it. No, you did it. That wasn't weird to anybody else. Kat came back from Cancun. He was like, the pollen is a motherfucker. I got a heat rash and shit. I'm like, I got a heat rash too this weekend. Oh, God. Jesus Christ. I didn't know we were supposed to wear a sustain lotion, man. I'm offended, Akash. This has been really difficult for me. I'm offended, bro. You need to be canceled. I can't believe you would just do that. You want to subscribe to me in the first place. You go ahead and cancel, my guy. I'm good. Oh, God damn it. I'm watching NFL, baby. You were going to say what? I'm watching NFL, baby. You team J? I'm team Cowboys. If you mean J. Jerry Jones, baby. He got that deal. He got that bag, baby. Yeah. Yeah, I'm there. He ain't going to be there for another two years. Hold on. They trading him in two years. 90. No, he got it all done. They got three. Six years, 90 million, 50 million guaranteed. That's not getting signed. That's going to get money. That's going to get paid. You got to pay your quarterback. But I just, I don't know. I don't like paying a running back that much. How many years has he been in the league? Three? Yes, a third year. He got about three more good ones. He ain't going to end it. He's not going to finish that counter-track on the Cowboys. Guaranteed. He's not going to finish the counter-track. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. He got 50 guaranteed. That's the only money he's going to see. He pulls that shit. He pulled this summer. Guaranteed. He ends up on like the fucking like dolphins or some shit. What's wrong with holding out until you get your bread, though? I don't have a problem with him holding out. I just wouldn't have paid him off. It's a running back, though. It's a running back. That's all the more reason to do it, because you know your window is short. As soon as you got a nice, cheap alternative, getting the fuck out of here. Oh, they're getting them out. I got my 50 million guaranteed. Yeah, but that's why you got to hold out if you're sick. Absolutely. I wouldn't have signed him, but I also 100% understood why he went out. You wouldn't have signed Zeke. I wouldn't have given him 90 million. The best running back in the league right now? Yeah, I know. He's not the best. You still fine running back. Yeah, exactly. If you can fine running back, then how come we haven't had one like Zeke since Emmett fucking Smith? He's the best we've had since Emmett Smith, but you could have had, they've had good running backs for much cheaper. The Marklemore was good for much cheaper. Marklemore had like a good two seasons. Decent. Yeah, he's not as good as Zeke in any way, but he's also about $12 million a year cheaper. Marion Barber got us nowhere. $14 million a year cheaper, you know what I mean? Who's the last marquee running back to in Super Bowl? Goddamn. The last marquee running back in this era? I can't think of nobody. Who the fuck was it? They didn't win Super Bowls. That's what I'm trying to say, running backs, wide receivers, useless. But if you got both, though... You had Levyon Bell if you're Pittsburgh, then he held out, and you had James Conner be almost as good for way less money. That's the point. And he was still losing the second round anyway, so you might as well lose in the second round anyway for way less. Nah, the cowboy could be ice to shoot. They should be. They should be. They should be good. They should be good. They didn't make it to the playoffs, to be honest, but whatever. They should be good. That's also, they had all this drama with Antonio Brown, and it was just like a lot. You heard about him getting fine today, right? Antonio Brown. Antonio Brown is. So they fine, all those pre-season practice he missed and all the bullshoots and all that, I think you got to find like $48,000, some shit like that. And you went on Instagram talking about like, yo, I'm going to make everybody pay for this. This is BS, da, da, da, da. Not if you don't have a good season, my brother. Facts. If you don't have a good season, they don't give a fuck about you and that. He's a wild receiver. You can talk all the shit you want if you ball out. Yeah. If you don't, bye. He's a wild receiver, man. What gives you shit? I don't understand how you could be that fucking arrogant knowing that you absolutely need somebody else to be good for you to be good. When you going to play, bro? Play what? You know, I got thick on us, man. Yo, Charlemagne is called as. This is my depression away. Thick. And he's five times, dude. He walked up to me and he goes, damn, you are thick. Because I got my thigh meat off, man. No, no, hey, I'm sorry. Hey, hey, how you doing, son? No, no, no. You don't start off with tragedy, bro. What, you start off with fucking calling him fat? That's what you start off with? Shame? You are, you're shaming him. For a man this big, this is a nice leg, bro. Dude, this is how it is. God damn. How much you can get it for him at the con? Come on. Dug. I can't go back to somebody's defensive end or some shit. Yeah. You look healthy, though. You look like you in shape. Because I know your body. I know. I'm going to tell you something. Because I saw somebody yesterday, fat shame cash. And I cried laughing. Somebody said something. Somebody said something. He was like, oh, did you fire a trainer? Yeah, and he was like, it's called depression, bro. I laughed only because I do like a little misery, just a little. So I laughed. Not a cash level. Not a cash level. Not only just a little. Just a little. Just observe things. But guys, that's all. I like the response more because Kaz posted a video. He was having a great time on stage. I was having a crush. That made in America. Dusei Palooza. These motherfuckers on social media won't let you be great. How dare you? Oh, you got the crowd hype? I didn't have fun. You got the crowd hype? You and your little Dusei Palooza crew? What's up with your trainer, bro? I should have looked as fun, bro. You look out of breath, but it looked cool. Bro. You saw how it had to take breaks in between these songs. I was like, hold up. You could barely hold up the super song. There was one scene when Kaz first came out with the water. That bounced across that stage, took him out. He was done with a breath of performance. He was done. If my leg bent down anymore, that's like two ACLs gone immediately. I had no weight on that. What, you took a knee? No, I'm just saying, like, just the energy and shit, like, bouncing up and down, bouncing up and down. The ACLs ain't as strong as they used to be, bro. Boycott and Hennessy, we are Dusei, all right? We don't speak those. Don't mention the other guys on this podcast, goddammit. Jesus Christ. This is a Dusei podcast, goddammit. That comment did make me chuckle. And that's the one when I was looking to see how much weight you ain't getting, because I couldn't tell. I couldn't tell from the video. How much weight you think you gained, bro? How much weight I gained? I definitely put on, like, a good, like, 15, at least, in the past few months. That is? Refreshment 15? Yeah, but, like, I'm big, like, I got, like, big limbs and shit, so it looked different. Yeah. Like, if I was, like, linkier, then it probably wouldn't be as... Yeah. Is Alex zooming in on you right now? Don't let me... Don't let me... Damn, I need this fat shit. I'm gonna call you, so I need to get... Get back on my train. That's your trainer? That's my trainer, yeah. Shout out to my man, Irv, yo. He trains me. That is terrible timing to have that tragedy happen and then Popeyes drops a chicken sandwich. I mean, not for nothing? Yeah. This is gonna lead to weight gain. Not for nothing, though? I don't wanna talk about chicken this episode. We OD'd on chicken. Bro. We OD'd on chicken. Bro. You know how many things we learned last episode, Akash? Yeah. Bro, first of all, we learned about black people's love for chicken is on another level. Have you just learned this? Nah, I thought it was hysterical. Nah, we all know this. I didn't realize how, like, important it was and, like... But tell me, who doesn't love chicken? Yeah, but this is different. This is different. How? That's what his point is, is that it's a different level. It's a different level of love. Which I'm not aware of. You know how much we gotta do to chicken for us to love it? Y'all just eat it, however. Yeah, y'all. No seasoning. What are you talking about? I mean, you do a lot too. Not you. I still don't know the demo of people that was buying that fucking chicken sandwich, yo. I'm in that demo. I bought that sandwich. I bought that sandwich. It was really good. We bought multiple. Again, you went back? No, I haven't gone back. Oh. I saw a line, like Asians are into it now. Yeah. It's crossover. It's breakdancing. It's a new breakdancing. It's a new breakdancing. It's a new breakdancing. It's a new breakdancing. It's a new breakdancing. It's a new breakdancing. It is, bro. There was a line outside them hype. These Asians were so fucking ready to get some pimples off that shit. I had enough of it when I saw them breaking to the store with guns. Breaking out, bro. Oh my God. That's when I knew it was too much. Fun's over. They broke into the store. They broke into Houston with guns because they didn't have no more chicken sandwiches. Really? But they stormed it with guns and like, yo, y'all got chicken back there. As if a limited supply doesn't mean limited supply. Like everything is good until supplies last. When there's no more supplies, it's a wrap. Like you can't magically bake supplies from scratch. If there's no more fucking chicken patties, there's no more chicken patties. And that's that. So do you still think we like chicken the same? Okay. Given that information. How do you feel about our house? Beyoncé has a lifetime card to Popeyes. Popeyes gave her a card that allows her to get Popeyes chicken for the rest of her life. Is she vegan? Yeah, but she's had this since like 0302. I played the clip this morning on the breakfast club. When she was on Oprah, she told Oprah that. Oh, jeez. Lifetime supply of Popeyes for life. So you think she knew about this chicken sandwich way early? I mean, we've always, we've loved Popeyes forever. Like I was telling my guy eating, eating that old hunting fish club, he was like, you know, Popeyes is on the map now. So I'm like, bro. We always love Popeyes. I mean, calling Popeyes Popeyes chicken and eating good cookies forever. I've been eating Popeyes. Like Popeyes ain't nothing new. What is an N-word cookie? Biscuits. Yeah, biscuits, bro. That's the most hilarious thing ever. It's facts. It's facts. Did a white invent that or a black invent that? That's Charlemagne. That's gotta be a Charlemagne. Dude, an N-word cookie is a biscuit. Is that your thing or that's a thing? I thought everybody called biscuits N-word cookies. Who the fuck are you? It's actually a white racist thing. I've never heard of it. White slave owners used to say that. That's plantation talk. I was about to say I've never heard of it, but I knew it immediately. That's true. I knew it immediately. Honestly, that's too funny. I'm a first generation African. I'm like, I don't know this shit. I was like, oh, Nigger cookies, yeah. I know that. White people got cookies, though. Biscuits. We just call them crackers. That's all. That's terrible. You know, the racist plantation owner are much more creative than you. That's true, dude. Yeah, for real. Much funnier. You just love white supremacy so much that you don't want to laugh at white people. I don't give a fuck. You can't white shame me. You know what I'm talking about. Everybody can suck my dick. I don't care. The whole shit? I hear you Maliki over there. I hear you, my brother. Shit! Fuck it up. Yo, you got NYPD blues. The blues stood for balls. That's a different show. That was not the cover, motherfucker. There was no other show. Hey, I know what that was. I know what they're undercover about you know what that's crazy Shouts of Malik didn't we have Malik on brilliant is yes man years ago damn go Malik Yobo was on we had him on breakfast couple of weeks ago but all he came to talk about was real estate like don't be saving that hot shit for You could have gave that to us two weeks ago and he came out he was just like I like trans guys I think the conversation started came from a good place I think he saw a video of I cannot remember the young man's name but it was a young man who got killed himself I think he was in Philly yeah okay people like run up to him with a phone just kind of like nagging because girls trans whatever and the kid was being the guy the kid was being open like yo I love transgender and I'm not mistaken I think Malik did talk about that but he's like y'all I like transgender I like what I like basically and they were shaming them for it same way Akash has been shaming cast since we got in here and fucking Malik Yoba was like that's what made him come out because he like I heard something like the trans lovers needed an ally I heard something different bro what you hear I mean I don't like to spread I heard somebody with Malik Yoba like I heard it was like he was fucking with like underage trans well I heard that yeah yeah you're trying to get in front of it you know before it'll wait what are those underage trans identify as like do you think that's a great question that's a great question that's a great fucking question and I'm gonna tell you why you feel inside she's a prostitute too right so it's just like yo if she was talking about the block on four teams creed I only know this block is a misty he got arrested there like twice so clearly that district is a hot spot for transgender transsexual prostitutes I don't know what the proper term is but clearly that spot is a hot spot for that type of action yeah I don't think anybody that's going down there I'm just saying I don't think nobody's going down there and he just won but I don't think nobody's going on in a ask for ID that's what I'm saying everybody's doing something thank you so much like you're buying what was yourself you're buying prostitutes and you're a prostitute right you know they aren't you gonna assume that the I guess you can't assume but that's a weird situation like if you're ID in the person you're about to do something illegal with it's like if you're weed dealer I did you for weed you know what I'm saying yeah yeah yeah you would make sure you're 18 and up it's so like legally is he in any trouble like is that is that illegal yeah it depends if the trainee comes out and says something about it transgender transsexual whatever I was at dinner with Jesus last night yeah and I was repeating Dave Chappelle joke and he was like stop right there I'm like what but you ain't even identifying right so that's how you know the joke about like who are you yo no he's defensive over trans bro remember you had the trans on your show remember you had that one trans guy on your show and I remember we were asking him something like that and like he's just popped up I know he's like no I know him for a minute I know I'm up in the Bronx for a minute yeah yeah everything's going on I think he's very defensive of that community I was like he did push back on me on the joke like I'm like I'm not saying the joke I'm repeating what they say no but it was triggering bro because he remembered those days and by the way I didn't know transsexual wasn't the proper term huh what is the proper term I didn't transgender right that's the I think that's two different things I think it's transsexual it's a lot yo it's a lot it's a lot yo it's a lot dude it is that's what makes the joke so funny it's a lot the t's in the back of the car it's a lot it's a lot it needs to be knowing a lot and I don't even know this is too much it's too much a lot that's it is too lot the biggest problem with this whole shit what what kind of pushback did he give what he just stopped me like that's why he that's how you know a joke isn't no good because if you say you don't even know the proper lingo nah man sometimes it's funny it's usually funnier when I'm not saying the right shit I want Dave Chappelle to speak on the situation the way he would speak on it the same way I want all of y'all to speak on it exactly we don't know so you know what happened when somebody doesn't know they should be taught and if we don't throw it out there how do we know we're saying the wrong shit you know we were talking about that before y'all walked in because we were talking about the uninterrupted John HBO yesterday the shop Kevin Hart yeah Kevin Hart getting a lot of heat I know you're on that so uh Kevin Hart was getting a lot of I'm glad you let us know because I ain't heard shit about you by the way by the way I started all the fire conversations let's be clear let's be clear all the conversation the goat conversation the mental health conversation that was a three hour long episode yeah that's funny they just they just cut all the twitter videos dude that's fucked up that's fucked up I was on their prospering what happened a lot of good shit well he came out there with no heat this morning like Kevin guy that's right Kevin he in a fucking hospital bed right now you know you know the word part about that you get in defense you sound like D's this around some train talk you're getting very defensive right now the word I'm gonna take when the trans dude pulls out his dick he's like show time because he's from the Bronx you know subway performance can we get some contact guys I mean Jesus Christ can we get some content you're saying the trans dude is like a subway performer because he's from the Bronx so he gets on the train in the subway no not a long time actually the last time I took the subway was earlier this year when I had to go ring the bell at uh the stock exchange there you go that's so funny I took the drink I had to be there at a certain time wait you rang the bell at the stock exchange early this year when I went public and they still didn't include you in under these shop clips dude that's why old son yo I thought it was disrespectful bro that what yo you saw me just take my hood and throw it back like a girl you know why I was about to say like what was you listen let's talk about the calf shit for a minute though I'm gonna tell you why I thought that was fucked up two reasons kept mad drunk we all was drunk but first of all little nausea should have never been put in that situation right and I'm gonna tell you why he should have never been put in that situation he should have never been put in that situation because what calf said is absolutely true we don't care yeah you know what I'm saying like if you want to have a moment with little Nas X talking about his sexuality make that a real moment like if we were all in a barbershop for real and we was all drinking I wouldn't be asking them about this goddamn sexuality yeah nobody else in there got asked about their sexuality you know what I'm saying nobody in there got Kevin didn't get asked about his infidelity or anything so like why bring that up but I don't think people got mad at him getting asked about I think people got mad because he was so dismissive and and it was like oh that's his homophobia speaking that was a little out of context and the reason it was a little out of context because what we was trying to tell little Nas X is bro it's cool like we you don't have to talk about that here if you don't want to the kid is 20 years old you really think he's comfortable with his sexuality and they have to live that out in the public eye like you say something like that and then immediately social media is all over you calling you gay and the f4 and all kind of other stuff like he was the one making most of the jokes himself when he first came out yeah but how do we know how do we know he's not at home crying we don't know like we don't know so it's just like why put him in the hot seat and by the way let's not act like that's just that was a regular conversation that was for tv that was that was that was a producer question like make sure you ask little not this so we can get these moments you know that though anybody that that does content it doesn't mean that you know that so why why what was the meaning of that that conversation went nowhere all it did this morning was caused a bunch of uproar for what you had so many other great discussions going on you can't even really talk about these issues that's the tricky thing it's like that second you bring up trans second you bring up anything homosexual like and even the discussion itself becomes some hot button topic like it's it's actually exhausting yeah i get exhausted by the fact that you can't even ask a fucking question listen if we was being honest we should have had and i mean i'm not a producer on the show so i don't know but i would have had paul ask kev about his homophobic tweets from back in the day boom what did he learn from it yes lil nautics how did you feel when you saw that and then you can have a good conversation yeah you know i'm saying like that like why do you do i just put him on the spot about even even i even think that would get him even more fucked up i think i do i think what he got more fucked up because the thing with kev is for him it doesn't matter what he says because anybody especially with the daisy pal shit with the dollhouse and all that type of stuff right after that no matter what he said people are going to find some shit to get on kev about and that's what they did with this episode last night all he simply said was he came out and said he was gay who cares which is a great it's a new drop for the breakfast that's our new pause by the way whenever somebody says anything remotely gay you know who can't no we play in the kevin hard drop it's a great drop you know me but that is the truth to the matter i like how lil nautics give a pushback though he was like because kev tried to act like there's no homophobia boom now that would have been a great conversation i like that because he was like bro if you i like how he kind of checks that we said he's right i know i was like but they cut you out all the clips is the problem son that's the thing but i was like yo you were right like we can't act like pause and no homo didn't exist i wish that made it to air they should have given you more respect over there they did do it right like an off-care am i like a producer that was great and uh even the seat you're in had had your name on the back like the director's chair i don't even think you were supposed to be in the shot did you notice i'll tell you i was proud of my performance i wish i could be i bought this emotionally stable charlemagne bro i was good i hate this bro i we just make fun of you and you're like you know what i'm here i did well i did well that's the best thing you've ever made a meme of me they made a meme of me and one of my what do you say have you seen this listen since you guys asked since you guys asked but i did feel like they're taking care about a context based office and i'm gonna say what i'm got an amber alert charlemagne i was there it was cas really set you up bro listen all i was all i was trying to say when this conversation started was that when i see those conversations happen i don't look at being like oh kevin heart's homophobic i just look at oh this is somebody who just hasn't been educated enough why don't some people just fucking educated on what though just like why the way why people all right people get mad at him with the homophobic comments whatever there's a height requirement for homophobia i think i really do believe in this i agree and racism it's like it's like when a kid says something bad it's like it's not affecting anybody is afraid of kevin heart all these gay guys will beat the fucking shit out of kevin heart come on that's probably kevin heart jogging all the time get the fuck away like he can't run out of breath i just think that we're so quick to label people things that they aren't like i'm reading i just finished reading mackam gladwell's new book it's called talking the strangers it comes out i think september 10th and it's it's about uh communication how nobody has it anymore in 2019 2020 we don't know how to communicate with each other anymore so i think the subtitle is like the things you should know about the people you don't know and we try to judge people based off demeanor like that's the problem with police officers and everything like you might be sitting there gray hoodie thick thighs looking at me like that and i'm like damn who this motherfucker that looked like he beat up jay smole throw the inside he's hurting yeah because of a tragic situation right i'm just saying like we ought to demeanor we just we look at somebody's demeanor we think that we can judge a person that's wrong and i think that we do that with kev just because kev said oh why do you think he's gay how that translates to homophobia i think kev was trying to cover for the whatever he's been labeled as homophobic in the past and try to be like i don't care yeah i think his mind he was trying to say how do i prove to everybody that i don't care if somebody's gay i'm gonna just be like yo who cares you're gay big deal because it's not a big deal to me that's what he's trying to do and it didn't come across probably right but guess who i definitely didn't give a fuck i definitely didn't care like all the different conversations we could be having right now yeah why are we putting this little this young man on the spot do you think you would have cared more if he was more thick if he was thick yeah like if he had that his ham hox i'm gonna be out of the shoes you know the god cast the body this makes famo eat it cast the body famo eat it everybody knows like a stallion bro everybody knows cast the stallion you should be dragged by the horse bro you fucking games with these people out here and charlomay want to be your gladiator everybody knows i like my gay man i like him loud okay i like him loud and outrageous flamboyant flamboyant like you can i just like you to be loud like i like the gay man that you can see the gay from a mile away yes the guy that walks in the room and be like oh look at you and those little gray short pants i'm not gonna lie i feel kind of turned on just now i was like i like that i like that compliment like my whole point there is gay who cares who cares like for real i like the i like i like him loud and aggressive and and if we're going if you're going to be it like yo be it the way men are with women oh you you want some sexual harassment you want to be catcalls you want to be catcalls hey why not you don't think we deserve a little objectification the gay compliments do hit a little different they do hit the gay compliments definitely hit different it makes you feel good feels good a little bit you like y'all like that y'all like that does that gay it hits you differently you mean like in your loins doesn't make you feel good there they pay attention to detail yeah they pay attention to detail they compliment shit on you that you don't think you like they don't notice like what like my skin cheekbones yeah i do i do you're a stringent gay people when you're exfoliating your face that's what they would notice in every one of them i didn't even notice in my tan all day you do you have a tan is that what you call what the tarks and cake over there is no you call it to mexico no i go to weekend oh i saw the instagram picture yeah yeah that was nice yes now it's my glasses your glasses i was jet skiing for the first time just pull off shut the fuck up akasha you fucking comedian you and andrew you fucking comedian you fucking you fucking you fucking you god damn fucking i'm glad you didn't go for the low hanging fruit bro not at all we're not doing this i'm glad you didn't go for the low hanging fruit oh no i had some fruit that was up high i had a real high one machi was mad low so now we're gonna go okay let's do a little inside jokes okay it's not fruit it's an apple it's apple to you break down break down in a constructive way what this joke was going to be i i i said give me give me the i can't not not i said cast lost his hat i said cast lost his hat cast is no i lost his glasses boom go no no i was going somewhere totally different i was going somewhere okay never mind what we all thinking nothing what we all thinking i was thinking about white castle say what white castle what about their frozen foods ah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there's a reason they made a movie about two men defying great odds to get some white castle sliders mm yeah they're really that crazy worthy and you've been a bachelor for a while so i know you fuck with white castle i got 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when i make what was it i said that last week what was it when he was like the transgender or trans person said said uh yo when did when you make jokes about r kelly they say you're normalizing r kelly when you make jokes about us why don't why don't they say you're normalizing us by the way nobody wants to answer that question of course nobody wants to answer questions so when nobody wants to answer the chapelle question when he said why is it okay to use the n word a million times but when you say the f word i can't do that but those are those are uh that was a false equivalency in that joke no i don't think he didn't you that wasn't he didn't make no equivalency well the joke was you can say the m word he's like you can't say the f word because you're not gay and then he responds well diane i'm not an m word but the argument is you are black so you can use your derogatory term just like a gay guy can use that i think the point is still love why why any derogatory terms period right if you're the woman i don't know if the woman is gay or not but i'm assuming she's not but an executive will not allow you to do that yeah because the executive who's straight won't allow you to use a gay slur and executive who's white shouldn't allow you to use an n word story he's like no that's not yeah but then he'd be like how are you gonna tell me i can't use this word that was used to oppress me for my entire life i'm trying to change them you know i mean you know i mean that's all that's the reason you shouldn't use it you just answered your own question it's been used to pressure your entire life you don't use it you don't use it not really i try not to try not to okay that sounds like but it feels good like that's a good word that's a good one if i say n word cookies you'd be like nabisco yeah i was one of the vanilla wafers listen let's talk about the gold jean yes is there a gold jean because i feel no matter how hard you work right no matter how much time you put in the gym no matter how much time you put in the studio no matter how much time you put in the stage if you're not a goat you just won't be a goat and and and and i told kevin love i said okay what is lebron doing that you're not doing if you if it's just hard work because kevin you're six foot ten 230 pounds that you can average 20 and 10 that you used to at one point so what is lebron doing that you're not doing that he's lebron and you're kevin love right what do you say i don't remember i was just kevin love this is a different kevin i was when you were saying kevin i was like well kevin heart said well kevin heart thinks it's would work if anybody can be a goat i don't think no i do think there's a chosen few i think there's a chosen few i think there's people that you if you work hard enough you can get to a certain level but there's only like a certain amount of people that are just the chosen i think both those things are kind of genetic in a certain way there's a makeup mentally of people who have the goat ability that is i don't care i want greatness at all costs i don't need personal relationships i don't need friends i don't need none of this i just need to work and be great i think kobe had that i think mj had that yes they had the ability but they also got that mentality i think kevin heart does that to a certain degree where it's like look i'll outwork fucking everyone and naturally quick and funny and there you go i think there's like a small part of like sociopath in you yeah if you need to be great like you say you're doing all that shit like you say and like you will do anything to be this great but like are you really like michael jordan with you like we say oh man he'll like run over his mother for a point but like no this motherfucker really will he probably has kobe same guy lebron i think he has the same type of sociopathism in him but it just comes off a little bit more charismatic it's not like kobe worries like oh man this guy's such a fucking asshole nobody wants to play with him i think lebron's is more cerebral with his that's what kevin love was saying and i mean i i think because you know the conversation started with me talking to grunt and um i said with me right and with me talking to grunt and i said grunk was talking about tom brady and i was like bro like i said can you really learn something from people like tom brady and lebron yeah and the reason i said that is because they can push you but they're pushing you to try to be as great as them but can you really be tom brady's a fucking anomaly yeah 42 years old he just want to sue bolash you're not going to see that again in this lifetime probably nobody's gonna push you to be the goat i think that's the competitive advantage if you got the gene like let's say it's a gene the gene is that you're willing to sacrifice more than anybody else and i think if you look at any goat they've sacrificed more than anybody around them yeah you know and um when you're willing to sacrifice you stay in the gym when you're willing to sacrifice you study harder when you're willing to sacrifice you do a tom brady does you find every competitive advantage you're doing a game i remember i think you even brought this up our class like uh kobi was studying shark movements yes because he couldn't guard alan iverson alan iverson yeah he said he kind of moves like a shark out there so he started studying shark movements to get some sort of competitive advantage playing d against alan iverson now that's the psychotic makeup right right but like that's what you need to have that's what it that's the that's the shit it takes so it's like you got to apply that to everything that you do like they said payamanding would go through every single play at the end of every year every single play that he did most people don't want to do that most people not going to listen to every set of their stand-up most people not going to listen to every interview most people are not going to put in the fucking hard work most people want to hang out with their boys what about the person who does all that but they still not a goat you gotta have it just good so so here's the thing i don't think that's where i think shit doesn't exist i don't think um i don't think that people have that kind of work ethic if it's not matched with ability and i think i think that's where you i don't think there's the guy who works as hard as kobe but he's just kind of like okay and he plays at the ymc at ymca i think eventually you give up because even if you're because even the goddess of goats needs positive reinforcement you got to see some sort of tangible results yeah like results you're like fuck this i'm not going to do that lebron probably saw himself at like the fifth to sixth grade fucking dunking on motherfuckers and it was like okay like i have a superior skill to these people let me hold it yeah like you're not even like some people aren't even in that club yeah of like talent where you can even think to be like okay if i put in the work if i do everything humanly possible i can achieve this level and some people still don't think lebron's really achieved that level maybe because he thinks a little differently maybe because it's a mentality of a nicer or seems to be a nicer guy than a jordan is or kobe is i mean i think it's goat tears though right i mean like i said on this podcast before i think it's it's great it's kings and it's gods you know i'm saying i think lebron is a king yeah you know the wrong what kevin loves to say about him he said his mentality he said it's all mental he said him he said lebron would lock in in a way that he just that know like nobody else could i'll put i'll put lebron in a different type of like goat category though because with him you can tell that his interests kind of supersede sport you know i'm saying like he wants to be looked at on some some ali shit as as a voice some magic johnson shit when it comes to business no baby i mean but on the court some people when when the game's over the game's gonna end for everybody even there's people in this room right now that really don't remember michael jordan like that you just say oh yeah he's a goat but like you don't remember seeing him like that who the ton of people so some people michael jordan's just a fucking guy in the crying face he's just a meme to a lot of people he's just a guy with the sneakers by the way that's a goat meme though it it come on now that's a goat meme but to a lot of people like they don't even go meme go sneakers yes on court attributes all fade away it don't matter who you are it don't matter where you go where you going once you play that shit fades away to everyone in everyone's memory eventually when we talk about basketball i agree with you lebron james is a god outside of that court yeah by the way he's a god on the court when you're comparing him to other gods there's other gods that are strong but what i'm saying is i think lebron the way he wants to achieve his goat status is trying to achieve all that at once because kobe was on the court go but he wasn't that we talking about like just being elite in one field on that court baby the only specific that like comics like like jeff bezos could be the biggest jerk in terms of like how he treats his friends but i don't give a fuck about that if you want to talk about a guy who like revolutionized business and motherfuckers a goat but that's what i'm saying though but that's what i'm saying though just because he's a basketball player philanthropy and no not not even just philanthropy i'm talking about like business i have to say all this other shit like as that guy we talking about getting the ball but that's the point of the goat i'm saying if he's the first person to do that shit the point of the goat mentality is we are defining it here is i want to be the greatest at this thing one thing i want to be the great because lebron can't be the greatest human ever he's more well rounded than jordan but he's not the goat human hey jesus you can't get close to jean you know i mean allegedly all about the jesus might have been here within arms reach to jesus when i was in turks and keiko was this weekend they have this stretch it's called long bay beach you can walk on that water out to to 56 miles out that is a fact you think that's where jesus was yes people was so far out that i was like yo what the fuck is that until they explained to me that is shallow for 56 miles out but it looks like they're walking on water that's all i'm saying jesus could have been in turks and keiko's garden eating paradise was it or that israel what was it i mean i didn't read enough of the violent i i i i do agree with you and that he probably didn't walk on water um yeah but that body of water would still exist right maybe he was just the first brown dude that could swim and everybody's like oh what the fuck is he doing on top of that water son that's why they turned it into walking that's a good point that's the best argument for jesus being black he wasn't walking he was just swimming and all the other everybody's like it's a miracle god damn yo i'm sorry to use your name in vain but this is crazy this is amazing dude real talk a lot of these things could have happened it could not even been water into wine it could have been mary's period what here's how much period you think she's got bro so she made a you don't think that period's gonna be brutal she got god ovaries dog she got literal god ovaries that is the wildest shit that we believe in but it's amazing that they made people believe that shit was it though that mary got pregnant and didn't fuck i don't like yonah main hanging out finding logical flaws in the bible what about epstein committed suicide people believe that they believe they really believe you committed suicide we don't care yo we got somebody we cared about back and i fucked up like nobody cares but it's easy to make people believe that shit though what did he commit a suicide no this is like you know walking on water water in a while back in like 33 ad all he had to do was convince like what 40 people of something now it's like billions of people yeah and you got twitter if you had twitter back then you couldn't make nobody somebody just take a picture i know that didn't happen and that's it but back then it was just like that for centuries i feel like it's easier to believe while shit with twitter and go on things we believe that's what you're saying it'd be easier now yeah pay attention to gosh yeah i don't know bro i don't know man i'm treating you like the shop son i'm not listening to nothing i wouldn't want baby i gotta see this episode now i'm in every single episode i'm giving out bars i'm giving out bars in every scene i don't know what the fuck i'm just saying nobody put it on twitter no one seems to care it's like the tree that fell in the forest you know i mean nobody seems to have heard your bars it was giving it up baby no it was giving it up lil niz ex's sexuality did body that episode for no reason right that's an old trick by the way but that's what i mean when i say nobody cares we're not tired of hearing about that type of shit all right you know how tight charlotte was when he went on twitter that night and he was like let me check my mentions and i was slapping shit up in this episode and the whole thing was just I was actually kind of shocked what you mean i was like i would think that they would be happy that it wasn't a thing like right i would think that people would be happy that we didn't care we weren't being dismissive of him he's just like yo salute to you you want to live your truth that's what's up like that's not enough anymore that he said that's not enough anymore in 2019 this is a good point that he said uh i want to do it at my peak because some people do it what they're lowest is like some savior tactic oh that's what we were talking about that was the thing that got me was he said right before that he was like yo i know i'm never gonna have the number one song in the country again for 18 weeks and i was like yo i'm glad you know that like that's that's a better conversation because we need to be there what's he going to do after this what's life after old town road is going to look like when you got a record that fucking big what do you think it will happen bro i really don't know i've never seen that shit for the rest of his life man that's going to be that's the new old mcdonald how to farm they're going to see this shit in kindergartners they're going to graduate to that shit that song is going to outlive us all by the way into it that's what you do with him that's if you're his manager what would you do well here's the thing that's another conversation they cut up because i was asking him are you making money because that's a hundred million dollar record easy you know i mean did you give it all away i don't know i don't know what his deal looked like with whoever he signed to like did they take all his publishing like does he get in royalties like is he gonna make money off that record see he he should have made at least four or five million dollars he was like yeah of course i'm making money but it wasn't like yeah i'm making money yeah like and i'm like bro do you know how much money this record is making yeah that's a different conversation like screams it screams by the way does he need did he need a label for that no old town road was gone already that shit was red hop before i even heard about him signing to a label did he need a i've still never seen the video like what did a label really do for old town road the first time i saw the video was at the video musical awards the first time i saw the video did you go to the vms no i got invited but vms fell off i don't even know who the fuck the host was who was it oh sabastian manic council i've never heard of him ever in my life i don't know why can you hit that right i got it i got it i got it so i've never heard him ever in my life no sabastian is a great comedian he was put in i think a horrible situation i mean those things are the hardest fucking things to do man we've been to a million of these things you cannot do jokes dog and we weren't growing up it was a roast it was the best yeah but like even then the bar was that really fucking high though it's not even bar yet chris rock back then i really think maybe that we were more privy to stand up i mean i remember being a kid and being into stand up and i don't know if kids like stand up in the same way i think they like instagram comics or they like little sketches but i don't i was a young fan of chris rock i had his books i was into it what's that listening what's what do you mean we had better listening skills back then but i think there was an interest at a young at a young age i think people were interested and i don't think these kids care about stand up at a young age but i think i think the reason the interest was higher is because people were listening with the intent to understand that would either listen with the intent to reply right right right right even trying to hear what you're saying they just like wanted to hear a word that sets them off oh he said the effort oh he said they're not even listening with the intent to understand they just want to reply they want to be a part of the fucking show and we make them a part of the show by writing all of these articles after the fact yeah by taking their tweets and putting them in the articles and oh see what he said about kevin talking about low and i think like that shit is wack we grew up we grew up in the in the age of information and right now we're in the age of engagement yes where we would just want everybody to be a part of something because that's how people make money now that's how people how do we how do we articulate to to the youth that what they feel is useless and meaningless like literally meaningless also you're not entitled to an opinion you don't deserve an opinion you can have an opinion it's just meaningless like how you feel means nothing how i feel means nothing how you feel means nothing how you feel means nothing our feelings really mean fucking nothing well you can't it's easy to say but when you got motherfucking people reacting to what people are saying on social media and you got celebrities apologizing and you know people backtracking on stuff and people losing themselves yes you make you feel like your opinion is validated like it doesn't feel like your word means something you have to earn an opinion in public i don't think you should just be used to be used to be able to take it seriously used to be able to when words on paper used to used to you just have to pay for that shit yeah magazines books all that type of stuff and that was the only way you could get media yeah you just have to earn your opinion like why do i care what this person has to say oh well he wrote this this that in the third he did this let me read that now now everybody has that shit yeah and podcast wouldn't exist if that was the case akash because you got a whole bunch of motherfuckers opening up microphones and talking and giving their opinion well as a stand up i feel like i earn an opinion because i go on stage and i say what i feel and 95 percent of the audience can kick my ass and i still say it so i feel i don't think a lot of people know you a stand up though well they've been to find out like that at the same time it is something that you're doing right like there is some sort of qualification i disagree with you i think anybody should be able to have an opinion but i think that we need a fire it don't matter if it's fire or not i think we just need to realize that like just your opinion is meaningless like when people there's no power behind there's nothing it means nothing it means nothing it only it only means nothing i don't think i don't think it the fact that you can review restaurants on yelp what kind of fat fucking loser is so like bothered by their restaurant experience that they're going to go and yell and write a fucking review i love a good yelp review i love a good yelp review guys i hate it i will go read a few yelp reviews i hate it i'm not gonna lie to you crazy i sometimes i hate read them well the the wait set was all right you need to give a mediocre fucking yelp review you need to take your time and do that unbelievable i did a show for yelp and i told them guys i don't even respect professional critics dude what the fuck makes you think i'm gonna expect amateur work for free critics that's a great point even like when we look at professional critics when we literally look at the movie critics all these people who are the professionals now i gotta show this this image did you guys see what happened with the fucking not only dave chappelle but there's another okay so there were two documentaries or two things one was a dave chappelle thing rotten tomatoes you guys know rotten tomatoes yeah okay so rotten tomatoes gives first of all no score to dave chappelle right like the tomato meter or whatever now they do two scoring systems one is by their reviewers whatever and then the other is by the people they got a lot of flak for not giving any score for chappelle so they let seven people review it the score was 24 percent then they let the people review it 100 99 percent you see that's my problem and this one we gotta start realizing social media the internet that shit is not really the market bro i don't give a fuck what people think that shit is not the market that should keep in mind because it's so in your face though yes but it's not the market the market will always determine whether or not you're good because that's didn't even be fair at the end of the day people should be critiquing their spells art yep they should be critiquing andrew's art they should be critiquing kathis thighs like they should be critiquing like what what it is that we do right fuck if you're offended by it fucking for words and fuck all that was it good that's it um i'm the rotten tomatoes with some shit knocked down the house have you guys heard of this documentary the what knocked down the house have you heard of this was there about three little pigs it's about the squad exactly so or something and uh the tomato meter which is the in-house version for rotten tomatoes 100 percent the audience score 35 percent dave's spells tomato meter 29 percent the audience going 99 percent the point is there is an agenda and these companies are attached to a bigger hollywood matrix and they decide what the fuck is good and what the fuck isn't good and the beauty of the internet is they are watching this shit crumble right in front of them dude like they're whole their whole way of like molding what we like and what we enjoy and what content is good and the the stars that they want to be stars all that power is falling apart right in front of their eyes and it's absolutely hilarious to watch because the power is truly with the fucking people that's it you don't need to learn this twitter shit the most is advertisers if they learned what you're saying twitter isn't the market not the market baby cool we don't need to respond to some angry tweets that are outraged it's a market everything goes back to the market it's it's a small small slither of a market every article that's this is outrage it's like five tweets from people being outraged and then you got enough for an article and then the article gets enough more people to be like well i'm well i mean you got a thousand people it's a thousand i read an article this morning fat women with short hair those the only people writing these articles and they're the only people that have complaints about these opinions if you just ignore them and time i see those articles i'm reminded why bianca hates her fans oh yeah but you got some people nowadays man like they're a pain like you know we you know we clown magic johnson yeah because magic johnson says the most obvious shit yes you got a group of woke tank woke tank klan right woke tank and woke tank klan i know exactly what their take is going to be on any situation and i hate it because i got friends that in the woke tank klan and i'm like i do i hate you right now you know why i hate you because i talk to you and i know what you really know you fucking performer stop already brand now it's up yes brand it is wack once i've seen people once i seem like woke warriors getting ripped by like ca and shit i'm like for what like where are you getting you're getting business to do this i'm like it's a brand for you now like i know you like i know how you think i've had conversations with you we drink together i know how you really think about a lot of this shit but i know you're following i know how you pay your bills and i know you have to say certain things and write certain things because that is what you've cultivated you know why it's like shit when you do that like manipulating a bunch of people making them feel horrible about themselves i could say exactly when they're gonna feel it they're gonna feel it when eventually those guns turn on them because what they don't understand it's a circular firing squad that woke shit that shit is a circular firing squad because as soon as you say something that they don't like they're shooting at you now they don't fuck with you they fuck with your opinion and the second your opinion diverges from what they agree with you are part of the food that's part of the buffet and they can get their retweets off based on you that's why the here's the thing about whatever the woke folk and the people who run the woke folk it's the easiest way to get a following right because you tweet some woke shit motherfuckers will retweet it because they all want a virtue saying look what a good person i am but it's the quickest way to lose oh for sure about the people who got it this year bro they gave it to shonking they gave it to lean away but they gave it to lean away wait what happened what happened with that oh they came at lina do from uh do from straight out of Compton jason mitchell jason mitchell rarer bro they get they try to they try to get they try to get jz to fuck out of here pick up once i saw that shit i was like i'm done i was fucking done after that i was so glad i was on the podcast during that whole jz cavernic shit i was like i'm fucking done with you bro i was okay i was home chilling bro let's play some better than me cast because i'll be like man that's that's it hurts what hurt nothing oh yeah yo i mean that's hurt but you know yes this is this is therapy for me it feels good really get back to normal so yeah you serious don't okay no i swear to god i like it was i was home just fucking you know i hate just being in just a fucking puddle of just 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back to the show yes we gotta get out here in a minute because y'all gotta record an episode of flavor two i'm gonna tell you something no man i'm gonna tell you captain i just thought about this i don't feel good about this and i'm gonna tell you why well because you're not alone in this situation i know so i don't know if you should be making jokes i'm not making jokes i'm i these guys man i've been i've just been receiving so much fucking like love in the past couple of weeks hold on what was the shit cap said again i'm just saying okay this is a situation that usually hits the woman harder than his demand so i don't want to be in here acting like we're making light of something no i mean we're not no cats look like he was carrying a baby but all right let's all right never mind i'm sorry i'm taking a knee bro i can't i gotta take a knee i gotta i'm not i'm here charlomay keep coming was that what what is it oh you get that he said wax is in here go beat up charlomay the brass knuckles on the ground but i'm just i'm not no whatever i that's god bless you i appreciate that i really meant that when i told you you know i love you look like you're carrying the baby he meant that shit no i love you guys man and as much as we talk on on this show man like if i can't take a few jokes this is how you process grief this is what we're built for like doing this shit my whole life it's just i'm from the hood we don't take shit serious i said you got a victim or you're homeless i'm serious your mouth's on crack shut the f*** guys so crazy bro this guy's so crazy if your mom was a crackhead you would get these jokes like we didn't like you like we process grief yes you gotta laugh to keep from crying why we have a sense of humor there's no animal that can laugh that doesn't feel anything like lizards don't laugh dogs they laugh they feel shit you don't feel sad they feel happy they show emotion but emotions the process is shit that's why we have a sense of humor it's built into us for these moments 100 we gotta be grateful dogs laugh you know they smile and shit too you know that no they're like haha you know but like they got their way of like laughing and enjoying life i've seen the wax a little harder you need dude this is what humor is for that's why we laugh for the darkest shit that's why that's the funniest and that's why it's tears of a clown when it comes to comedians 100 we have the darkest and a lot of a lot of comics don't know how to process it and a lot of them end up killing themselves if they're good if you make no wack comic kills himself a wack comic but the good ones how bad you want to be the goat bro that's who who robin williams who else Joe robin williams greg geraldo i mean you can make the argument that patrice did just kept you know he ate himself into a stroke just cast himself right about it dude there's a what what a what a richard jenny what's the guy richard jenny richard jenny himself um i don't know none of these people you all talk about you know patrice you know patrice you know you know robin williams greg geraldo from the the roasts right yeah um cosby these are ghosts no cosby killed himself i'm saying the people you're talking about the goats i don't know i'll have goats patrice patrice patrice i know patrice i mean somebody are robin williams is robin williams is here you know um who else is like me who else was up there was up there um son i don't know who else killed himself i can't think anybody right now jenny was the one i was holding on to richard jenny was a beast i don't even know who that is ask ask chris rock next time you talk to him about richard jenny ask chris okay chris yeah he's a man anyway bro um y'all got to do episode uh flagrant i think we we gave him a hot hour 47 that's hot no no we gave him a little less we're getting less but i appreciate oh yeah because some of that is uh some of the earlier one yeah yeah oh but we need to do baby okay got a plane to catch so it's gonna act like it's uh we're the reason why we got to stop this episode early you're not going to rush home yeah my my daughter's well i got a daughter that started sixth grade today and another daughter that started preschool oh shit absolutely is that exciting for you it's very uh you really don't gotta rub in the kids that's what i was saying son asshole bro no come on dawg real come on bro how many i got this daughter that it's like yo you gotta stop it you gotta stop it i was even thinking just cuz you didn't get the mic stand but now it does give you it gives you anxiety like a motherfucker it's like i know it also gives you anxiety parental paranoia parental paranoia why because your kids are going to school yeah man i should just give you like a different sense of anxiety and the first day for any child is always hard especially when it's their first day in school period because the wife always cries always yo are you for real right now this first day of preschool first day preschool oh shit wife always cries she cried for our oldest daughter and she called me crying today and which makes me freak out because if i pick up the phone i like his tears i'm like what's wrong what's going on i have to goddamn lose so now i gotta check my ego because the first thing that came out my mouth was that you called me with this crying shit like and just because you sad it's like that's all you know what i mean like you're not taking the consideration of my feelings you know i'm already paranoid but then you gotta check that and be like i you know do you ever get scared about school shootings all the fucking time really because your daughter white kids right yeah you got white kids that's terrifying man that's a risk that's a real risk oh she's in high school no valid fear middle middle school oh yeah that's when it starts teenage angst teenage angst starts there real talk i mean like okay make sure she's trapped yo real talk but they got they got measures though like the school is locked i like i think they should have metal detectors in all the school they know no what is a lock going to do yeah the school shooter is already going to the school they let him in absolutely and like she felt that they're teaching the school shooting the drill to yeah you know where everybody should go yeah yeah i mean there's really no drill you can do to stop a school shooting none man stop dropping rolling gonna work yeah duck ain't gonna work none of that shit gonna work just run and save yourself that's all they could do to give louis ck credit his solution was probably the best what this is the one he got in a lot of trouble for but he's like i mean if you grab the fattest kid and put him in front of you oh good hey act like you're not going to go tell his daughter this is something to get off listen as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant you're absolutely right but if you listen 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