 There's a surprise at the end of this video. So fast forward now if you're impatient. Sorry I'm a little under the weather, which is why I wanted to do another one of these from my bathtub But you know what? I don't feel like taking a bath. I want to lay in my couch in this blanket But I still have thoughts and they still need to just be put somewhere so instead of thoughts from a bathtub I'm gonna give you some thoughts from a couch. So here we go a Lot of people are upset about our current president elect, but repeat after me. The president is not my daddy He cannot just spank me whenever he feels like it You'll better know. I think that we need to abandon this mission to Mars business It's been a long time and it's not gonna happen. I say we start terraforming Saturn. Yeah, it's a big gaseous Frozeny planet. Okay step one. We just inject a bunch of oxygen into it So then it makes frozen water so then we blast an asteroid to make it closer to the Sun Then what would you get water world? We're already prepared for that So then we take a second asteroid and blast it even farther closer to the Sun and then we get hot water world Then we can send people to colonize it and fill it with marine life And then they live in water world and everyone's a pescatarian and when you look up in the sky you can see rings Tight if everybody donated the ends of their loaves of bread every week We could feed a lot of hungry people Especially if they're hungry for shitty sandwiches a lot of states will find you if you don't go to jury duty But if we also find people for not voting I feel like we could make enough money to build a land bridge between North America and Greenland And then we could put a bunch of tolls on that road and we could generate enough income to start terraforming Saturn If bees are endangered we should elect one person in each community to be a beekeeper Then once the bee population goes up, don't be surprised if the human population goes down from bee stings You asked for this Fake news is all over Facebook and people are concerned Maybe a simple solution is don't get your news from Facebook. This product has the wrong name It should be called a give it a rest already. They're not coming Ah Vine is dead, but it doesn't have to be here's a list of billionaires I think we should convince to keep vine alive or we should see if they'd be willing to take Tom from my space as a blood Sacrifice because I know what billionaires want and it's Tom. I think someday future humans will look back and say Why are they pooping and peeing into fresh water? I think cars should have directional horns so you could backwards beep at a car that was tailgating you or diagonal beep at a squirrel That wasn't paying attention or up beep at a tree full of birds just to scare them because why not? I think the punishment for mistreating animals should be being thrown into a pit of gorillas too soon Too late we could get rid of rush hour by making half the population nocturnal Half the people work regular hours and half the people work Batman hours If you go up to a snake and you hug it all the time it dies because you smothered it That's what you're doing to your relationship. What is armpit hair for? What is it for? You know, I think Ariel from the Little Mermaid really was just a hoarder Who else collects trash like that? If the NSA is spying on me good Someone else will have to listen to all this relentless barking too. I had headlice six times when I was little I mean think about that. That's an impressive statistic if this hairstyle is called a bob Then why isn't this hairstyle called a Robert? Get it cuz this one's short for One time my friend skipped a rock on a lake and it hit a goose and the goose spun around upside down for a little while I mean name a more iconic duo I'll wait. I think dogs like to play fetch because well They're stupid Drums should be called banks and banks should be called regret Why does the government get to tell me how many dogs I'm allowed to have? And speaking of dogs bark bark. That's a cute bonnet And speaking of bonnets. It's time for the surprise the video is over So four months ago. I released a set of pop sockets They were galaxy Kermit and marbles and the regular Kermit and marbles and they're gone now because I told you they were limited edition Do I look like similar lies cuz I wasn't lying, but the good news is I have four more new pubs There's a tie-dye Kermit and marbles in sunglasses. There's Kermit and marbles and sunglasses on a rainbow beach There's Kermit and marbles holding hands in space and last but not least my personal favorite Kermit's awkward school picture I have been dying to put this on my phone for a long time and the day is finally here So here we go So for those of you that didn't see the first round of pop sockets They go like this onto your phone you can pop them out You can put them in your hand if you have a bigger phone you can use two of them as a stand You can wrap your headphones around them There's clips that are available on the website if you like to use your phone in your car and mount it It just mounts right like that and it sticks on your dash. It's really helpful. I use mine every day I'm so sorry old Kermit and marbles like I feel bad because you can't get these anymore. I'm just Taking them off. Look at that This is four months old and this boy does not want to come off So as much as I adore these I think I'm going for tie-dye Kermit and marbles and Kermit's awkward school So this is how you do it. This is where my old pop sockets were you can stick them on your phone Or I have mine on my case Kermit is on Tie-dye Kermit and marbles is on Mean so if you're looking to buy anyone some gifts this holiday season You can buy them individually or you can buy them a set of all four of them They're all available until January 15th and they are limited edition So when they're gone on January 15th, they are gone forever So if you would like your very own Kermit and his awkward school picture and some boys on the beach and their tie-dye And their sunglasses, which I don't know so I hope you love them We were charred on them and I'm so pleased that you guys loved the last round. Everyone always asks me what they are So if you didn't know now you do know that they're called pop sockets. They're so amazing and I will never go back I literally can't hold my phone without them and not only that but you can get really cool red Kermit and marbles So I'm gonna put all the links in the description and I hope that you love them Kermit smile for your picture All right, make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put out new videos every Wednesday slash Thursday Kermit Thank you for being such an amazing dog. You really are one of a kind. All right. I'll see you guys next week Bye. You're so handsome like in real life and on these pop sockets. Thank you for existing