 You know what I used to do when my kids had a hard time going to sleep? What? Just scream at them and berate them until they're silenced. Yeah, children have a great sense of irony. The f**k! Hey, welcome back to our Stupidirex and Zeditz I'm Corbin. I'm Rick. And today, we're on Skype again. Yeah, Twitter, Instagram, go check them all out. Personal YouTube channels, check them out as well. We're on Skype today because the video we're reacting to is a little long. And we only usually... But now you have to call your back. When we normally film, we have like two hours is usually how long we film. So we're not taking too much time away from families and stuff like that. A 30 minute video would take up most of that time. So, but this one has been highly requested. Son of a Beesh from the comedian. A Beesh by a Beesh Matthews, a Matthew who we just always stand up. What women think about during sex? So that's him. He did a interview thing with Vir Das and Irfan Khan. That sounds like a fantastic conversation. And apparently our stupid babies, it's actually a 45 minute video. They've trimmed it up for us for the best part. So it's about 30 minutes. So thank you. Son of a Beesh is a variety comedy show with a host of Beesh. A 45 minute show. 45 minute show. Son of a Beesh is a variety comedy show with host of Beesh Matthew interviewing Vir Das and Irfan Khan. This is a fun, lighthearted interview with Irfans as they are a YouTube partner. Your video might be blocked at first. Oh, okay. Gotcha. They were just telling me the video might get blocked, but they'll unblock it for us. So thank you to a Beesh for letting us react to this very kind of you. But I love listening to Vir Das. Irfan Khan is a missed legend. So this will be a fantastic conversation. I expect. I expect as well. Are you ready? Yeah, bring it. Three, two, one. We got two amazing guests lined up for you. Our first guest, he's an accomplished actor. He's a singer. He's a dog lover, a husband, a businessman and a friend. I think he should be mine at least. Our second guest is definitely not my friend, even though I really want him to be because he's too talented to be my friend. One of the finest actors India has ever produced. He made a name for himself, not only locally, but also in the abroad. I'm a fan and if you're a fan, give it up for none other than Mr Irfan Khan and Mr Vir Das. This time it's better. Thank you for coming. Thank you so much for coming. I miss that man. Yeah, please. I love the fact that we got it finally in the second day of them walking. They're more excited in the second day. Yeah, they're more excited. They're having fun. They don't even care about the weight. They gave us money. Oh, what a great scout. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you. What happened, Vir? Why are you looking? I just don't know what I'm doing here. YouTube star, the fullest man in Indian cinema. I live in Bandra. That's why I'm here. GPS is my only qualification. But no, man, you came in the first season and... Yes, I did. That was... Yes. That was... That was a highlight for me. Yeah, for me as well. I missed you in a... So, where are you guys from? You're from Jaipur, right? Jaipur. So, Jaipur has a lot of space. Yes. I've realized something about Jaipur. Whatever comes out of Jaipur is all royal. I mean, I don't think I know of a single person from Jaipur who's not from a royal lineage. No, there are some. Camels. For example, you're also a royal, right? Yeah, I'm supposed to be. Supposed to be. Veer, what about you? Yes, there is nepotism in politics. I know there was saab zadeh but you removed it because... Yeah. Not happy with the lineage or you don't want people to... There are a lot of people there who have a lot of lineage. I mean, you know, royal. Royal, yeah. So, yeah. So, you're like, no, I'm not a man. No, no, no, yeah, yeah. Seriously, if my name was saab zadeh, then I would have had a great pickup line. I was... I was an embarrassment to him since childhood. Why? I don't know why. Saab zadeh. It's such a nice gravitas name. I did the same thing. I was in Ambani earlier. I didn't like it. Yeah, so much. It's too big a house. Veer, what have you been up to? Give us a broad understanding. What do you mean? Yes. I've been good. I've been doing adult coloring books. I made a very good pasta the other day. And I've been on a tour. I've been on a world tour. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Awesome. You had a Netflix special that came out, which you shot half in New York and half in New Delhi. Yes. And how was the response that you get? How was the international response? In India, everybody loved it. I'm very curious to know how people internationally... We loved it. ...took upon the question. First, there were 200 Americans in a basement. They didn't know what they were going for. So it was just nice for them to be the hostages. In that situation. And then, because there were 200 Americans, but for safety, you know, there were some Indians among us. So we actually got 40 Indians, but we hid them in the back. So there's this whole racist audience sitting in my special. But it did really well. I didn't know how big an audience Netflix had. It's quite large. And... I mean, I don't know how many views it got or this and that, but the coolest thing that happened is, I got an email. The best piece of fan mail I got was from two U.S. soldiers in Iraq. So firstly, when you open a mail and it says, hello from Iraq. The next is, this is the U.S. Army. My instant reply was, no, that's Ayush Manish for them. But that was really nice. They're like, you know, we spent all this time in the Middle East and we spent all this time in Asia and your special kind of brought us together with other cultures. That was kind of nice. That's my favorite piece of fan mail. Before you wanted to be an actor, you actually wanted to be a sportsman and especially you were really good in cricket. I will. Were you a bowler, a batsman, a wicketkeeper? All around her. I love it with the smile. There was snow slowly coming in. All around her. Do you like batting more or bowling more? Batting, batting. My captain used to like bowling so he made me a bowler. I don't know what used to happen. He used to say, put in a good one. I used to put in some wickets. Cool. So why did you pursue a cricket further? Because you were a part of a team also. I was selected in one of the tournaments. It was called, Seek and I Do. And the environment of our house was that you had to hide the game. You had to make excuses. Where were you? So there was no such environment. There was no aptitude to make a career in the game. So when I was selected in that and then I won I had to go to that team from Jaipur somewhere, Ajmer or something. And I needed 250 rupees. You know, I had to arrange for myself. That day I couldn't arrange. So that day I thought I couldn't pursue this. Because it was 200 bucks a day? Yeah. But you were good. I was good. I will say this now. Selection. Selection would have happened. Selection would have happened on any base. I have no athletic ability either. You played some sports. I used to box. Like you're a boxer? Yeah. I'm from Delhi so it's natural. I thought hockey would be your game. But when I was 13, 14 I used to box bacteria weight. Yeah. It's not even real boxing. It's not even real boxing. It's very like juvenile fighting. You were part of Chandrakanta. Oh yeah. For how long? And in Chandrakanta you went off and you came back again. I mean, two times the Meheer scene with you. Yeah. You are the original Meheer. Actually those were days. You were doing the series because you had to run the expenses. And you wanted to be in the game. That's why. That day the series was like this. That you did your work. The episode was like this. You didn't get the money. So you had to go to the producer. You had to tell the producer that my house is filled with bills. The kids are dying of hunger. You didn't get the money like that. You didn't get anything like that. So during that time someone invited me to Chandrakanta. So I did one or two episodes. Then I found out that I didn't get these four or five lines. After that there was a bigger role. There was some meaning. They didn't tell me how big the role is. They just kept doing it. So I asked the director one day. I said it would be like this. That there is something like this in the future. Badrinath. So he was eating his Panwan. He was tying his hair. He was looking at the director. He invited the entire unit. He said he is from Dharmendra. You are from Dharmendra. And that day I couldn't... What should I say? I said tell me the role of Dharmendra. You are from Dharmendra. You have to find out the role. That was the day after that. But then the role got popular. And then I got bored of it. I said then I... We had different terms. Then I talked to him. I said I am bored of it. No. Then I killed him. Then after a few days I got a call again. After three or four months. I said come. I said I am dead. I said no. We will remove one more. What was the reason? Badri Nath... We will prepare one more. Somnath. His brother is here. And they both looked like... The people from the West Indies. The people from Gungralubal. And the other one was blonde. I said this is from the brother's angle. One has money to go to the parlour. The other one doesn't. One of my first international trips actually. Was to Sri Lanka for your wedding. Yes. Which was the most fun wedding I have... Ever been to. I am told I had a very good time with my girl. I don't remember any of it. But I am told. You are told. I married the right girl. It was... How did you meet her? The first time? My wife, Hanemi Shivani. She is an event manager. She was an event manager. And we did an event together. And she yelled at me. And I was very turned on. Then after that... She gate crashed my house warming party. And then she yelled at me some more. About my house. And I was even more turned on. And then we were together for about 5 and a half years. So that's how you guys met. It was the yelling. It was the yelling. Good. So you must have loved your teachers then. For sure. I love my teachers. Obviously. Not like I love my wife. One... No. No. Yeah. I think... The most important lessons in my life I have ever learnt. Has been because a lady in my life yelled at me. And I think most men can relate to that. My best advice when we are being yelled at by a girl or a lady in our life. Yeah. Like I used to have a teacher called Surjit Khanna. In Delhi public school. And she... I was skipping some tuition or some exams to go and do theatre. I was doing some hamlet or something like that. And my mother found out. And it was before my 12th boards. My mother came to school and everybody was yelling. Saying he's going to fail his boards. And this teacher Surjit Khanna said all of you shut up. He's good at this. Mrs. Das you stay out of his way. He's actually good at this. Let him do that. And it was the first time a teacher actually stood up for theatre in Delhi public school. So wherever you are. Thank you Surjit Khanna. Thank you. Thank you. And then she... And whoever did the subs thanks for spelling theatre right. And then he turned on. Yeah. I was in the corner like. Though for you it was fun. You have a track history of going to girls' hostels' bathrooms. Or actually just girls' hostel. Girls' hostel. Yeah. Our restriction was that after 8 o'clock we had to go out with the boys. So we went there at 6 o'clock. This is in NSD. When you were studying in NSD. Yeah. So we went to girls' hostel in the room and then disappeared. Then next day we went out in the morning. So... Question did you go to the same room? Or were you... Today check, tomorrow check? I won't tell you that. The one who used to go to the room will feel bad. Okay, correct. He used to feel that he was going to his room. Well played. Very... Very cool. Very cool. Both of you have different points in time have acted. Like example there was a scene that you did in a movie long long time ago. Where you had to profess the love scene to somebody for the first time. Yeah. So my first film. It was a film called Mumbai Salsa. I don't know if anybody remembers this movie. If you do, kill yourself. I'd never done a scene like this before. And one of those very... You know one of those and I had to hold her very very close. And I didn't know how much make up and preparation both actors and actresses go through. Like a lot of ladies when they are acting. You know that Judah that you see. That's not the actual Judah. That's clipped on. And a lot of times the eyes are different colors. So I remember when I got really into it. And I put my hand into her hair. And I'm like... And she's crying and I'm crying. And then there's that moment where she's like... And my hand is supposed to go. And her hair came off in my hand. So you know she's here in the cameras there. So I'm panicking. I've never done this before. So I didn't know what to do. So I put my hand back. Right? So now for the whole scene she's just like... And I'm like... And I think she had born colored contacts for the first time. And this was a brilliant decision move saying... Which is fine I'm a man. I'm used to climaxing first. So it was... But I don't think she had put the contact lens properly. So every time she blinked the lens went all the way up. And started like... Coming down to this thing. So I'm just like... But her eyes are freaking me out. I'm like... I can't look at the fucking eye. So great movie. Turned out really well. If you've got a new movie coming out called... Kareeb Kareeb Single. You went to Kerala to shoot this movie for the first time. This is a strange story. I was called for an award function in Dubai. And that was South Indian award function. And I was supposed to present an award to an actress. So I was standing on the stage and then this actress was called. Then I heard a sound on the floor. Then I looked. There was a nose ring. Which was rolling down and it just landed at my feet. And that woman was really feeling embarrassed. She thought that nobody has seen it. So she doesn't want to look at it. So I picked it up and I gave it to her. And then when we did the casting of this movie. Kareeb Kareeb Single. The first day when the heroine met me. She said that you were the person who gave me the ring. Nose ring back. Nose ring. So your movie is out today. We have a trailer which we want to play for you. Here we go. We need action woman. What if she becomes a virgin again? I'm telling you. The door is closed. What's this shit? I'll have a latte. Two lattes. And one latte is better than the other. Total three times. And three times that means you have to kill yourself. That means you have to fight. Are you in touch with him? No. Then go and meet him. You want to go? Why are you shouting so loudly? So how do you shout slowly? So how do you shout so loudly? Did you get a book today, Ms. Jaishri? Look at Ganga's view. Do yoga at 6 in the morning. We do yoga at 6 in the morning, Jaishri. Why will we wake up so early? We haven't come here to wash the milk. Rada, we have to go. We have work to do. Hello uncle. Bless you, son. What do you think, Anjali? You are very beautiful. But we don't even know each other. Mr. and Mrs. Shashi Dharan. Brother, do two rooms separately. We are fighting. Can I do one room? No, no. Two. Relate with the trailer. This is an air-conditioned kite. Which in Malayalam literally means get off you freaking donkey. Yeah. All throughout the character you have like three, four lines. It's like punchline, punchline, punchline. It seems like, did you do it on your own? Or did you improvise a little on your own? I improvise a little. When a character like this happens, I think it's a character who is going to fly. I wanted to do a movie which will make people happy. Yeah. My name is combined. Intense, intense. I am tired of listening to him. So, I wanted to do a movie where people come out and smile on their faces. It feels good. Life feels good. But with my kind of sensibility which engages me. So, this is an attempt to make people pleased. You are talking about really intense. Intense because the way you look, your eyes and eyes are very intense. Right. So, that's a compliment, right? Like look at Veer's eyes. Veer's eyes are nice and Mickey Mousey. You know, nice and cutesy. I can be intense. What is it? I need some drugs. Okay, fine. Maybe. But I have had a lot of problems because of my eyes. Why? You have changed the way of speaking. The people who used to say, who is Irfan? He is Charsi. You are wrong. I am not Charsi. Sometimes you drink joint. It's not like you don't drink joint. It's not like you are hooked on to Charsi. The biggest benefit of my career in movies is I did a movie called Gogua Gone. And there is a song in there called Baba Ji Ki Booty. You know the song. So wherever I go, people give me free weed. Wherever I go in India. Baba Ji Ki Booty. Baba Ji Ki Booty. I don't know why it has become such a thing. Otherwise, we still remember in our childhood. There was a shop in Jaipur. On the main road. Kashish Ki. This is Bang Ki. Yes. And that was the government. So it used to be like, you know, legal and I don't know. I have no idea. I came into the world knowing that it is illegal. Anybody have a problem with your mom saying that he smokes pot? That was weird enough. My first date. Appu Ghar. So, you know the Bhut Bangla in Appu Ghar. It was an actual Bhut Bangla. You know, one skeleton used to come on like the head. And there was some chudail that used to scream which wasn't even a robot. It was an actual lady that was the job. People went and... You went inside because it was dark. And I wanted to hold the girl's hand. Oh, surely. But I am a little smart. Because I am also a pansy. I have been to the Bhut Bangla twice. I am not scared. Did you ever go on for any dates before? Or was it like... Or your excursion into hostels were your dates? Yeah. That was the liberation point. Before that, there was no such atmosphere in Jaipur. It was very conservative. It was difficult to talk about dates. When I passed by, he looked at me from the window. And said, You are going to live. Did you see that guy? Yeah. So far, I love you in 2020. Every time, I have glasses on. Now, the problem is that you can't put your face on a date. Why? People don't believe it. He is lying. He is lying. Irfan will come here to date. I saw him once. Tinder? Nothing has happened. People don't believe it. Nothing has happened. What are you doing here? How else will you date in this modern era? My mom will call your mom. There will be tea at the house. We will meet and go out for dates. Have you done speed dating before though? What is that? Speed dating is literally about 10 seconds or 30 seconds of a conversation. Maybe 45 seconds. So, I am sitting here. Veer Das is sitting here. Irfan Khan is sitting here. Tanmay is sitting here. Kamba is sitting here. Not only comedians in his imagination, by the way. He is doing it on a date. So, he will be like, I am going to be talking to Veer Das. Hi, my name is Abishmati. Hi, my name is Veer Das. Oh, great Veer Das. I am a comedian. Oh, great. Even I am a comedian. Oh, I like your hair. Oh, great. You are okay. Okay, great. Then I have to go to the next person. Then I will speak to you for 30 seconds. Hi, my name is Abishmati. I am Irfan Khan. I don't like you. Okay, great. I will go to the next person. So, that's how speed dating is. You sit around the table and you pick and choose which one you like. Where does this happen? If you tell me about his viewership, it will be more fun. This is your imagination. That's how it is. That's how my dreams are. That's how my dreams are. Abishi's mind, he is the Draupadi of comedy. We are all Pandavas. But your true love actually is Watson. Yes, I have a British Bulldog. His name is Dr. Watson. They were Dr. Watson. Dr. Watson. Yes. You like his name? Absolutely. I think... The only thing he has ever said is... Do you take him out for walks or somebody else takes him out for walks? I will tell you about this. Watson is what you call a walking pooper. When a dog takes a shit, they adopt like one curved posture. And they stay in one place. My guy walks. While shitting? While shitting. So he walks a couple of steps. So every time he shits, I feel like the music from... My dog is like that. And I remember this is... Right after Gogogon came out, I started to get recognized for the first time because all the movies I had done before then I didn't look like myself. Nobody knew I was in the movie. Delhi Belly, I was bald. Badmash Company, I look like a lady boy. And I live right next to Rishi Kapoor's house. My building is right next to this thing. And because Ranbir and Rishi Kapoor and all these paparazzi outside his house waiting with cameras. And I was walking with Watson and for the first time I saw a photographer look at me and go... Huh! And start taking my photos. And right then Watson started shitting. So now I look like a fucking moron because... Like I'm just smiling next to a shitty dog. And then Watson starts to walk towards Rishi Kapoor's house. So now it looks like I'm making my dog shit outside Rishi Kapoor's house. Like I have some vendetta or something like that. I'm going to have a dog party outside the house. What happened there? Yeah, they didn't make the newspaper though. They did not. They didn't. Thank God. I think the newspaper publishes other shit. It's not my dog shit. We know that you're coming up with a... A special very soon. You're coming up with a tour again. So my next thing that I'm working on I have a new show out called The Boarding Das Tour. We're going to do the largest ever tour in the history of comedy in India. I hope we're going to do 42 sit-mots. 42 sit-mots. So we're going to places that... We're going to Patna. We're going to Ranchi. We're going to Meerut. We're going to Dehradun. Because usually stand up, you know, goes to 10 or 11 major cities in India. And I want to take it everywhere that it doesn't go with this tour. So tickets on Veerdas.in So please check it. Yeah. Thank you so much both of you for coming. We've got something very special for you and we've got something special for you which we would like to give you. First of all, I would like to... Okay, let me put this down. This one, because you love your Watson quite a bit. This one's for you. This is so cool. This is... This is very, very nice. Thank you, thank you, thank you. This is going up on... On the wall? Yay. In the living room centerpiece. And one thing we forgot to talk about was that your first movie that you actually were part of was Karamati Court, right? Karamati Court. Karamati Court. Yeah. And in that, there's this... Your role was 30 minutes and then it got to 2 minutes and got to 30 seconds? No, it's true. It was 3 minutes. And I was very happy because in cinema, somehow you think, if anyone calls you in cinema, everyone keeps praising you on television. Yeah. But you wanted to be there and nobody would give you a role. Everyone would praise you. That's why I met you. So that one... You know, I was very happy and I thought... Okay, that's it. That's it. And for this, you had to get your own clothes. Yeah, I was so excited that I made my own costume. I chose the color. And there was a walking shot on it. It took 3 minutes and 1.5 minutes to walk. That was the first time you'd come on film and we have the image of the first shot. Oh, dear. As a part of it... Thank you very much. Thank you so much for coming on the show. This was a lot of fun. Thank you so much. I've known Abish for how many years? 9 years? Yeah, but... After the first week that you did stand-up comedy in Mumbai, we met. Yeah. He has wanted to do this since that time. Wow. To have this show since that time. And it's amazing that he has this show right now. Good. Season at all. Caveman Instagrammer. Going to decide what you've put on their cue cards, but on Helium. Throughout the game, you have to make sure... There's no way that's gonna break. I'm not breaking into a laugh. Whoever breaks first will have to consume amazing and terrible tasting but healthy drinks. Don't worry. These drinks are absolutely safe. If you're not, we'll find out soon. So, are you guys ready to play? Smile. You have to keep a stone face. All right. This is before my eyes. I'll remember. I said linda to Irfan Khan. There's no way. I should never have taken part in this competition. I, before I... No, no, no. Interfictor. I said, damn it. Oh, okay, fine. This round, improvisation is allowed. Do whatever you like. The line. Yes, sir. He'll do rapid fire. One, two, one, two, one, two, and three, see who wins. So remember, take the entire... I wish we could do interviews in person all the time. We could do fun games like this. Absolutely. Sir, you are choosy with scripts. It's not the first time that's happened to me. Yeah. We'll stop with you. One line, one line, one line, one line. This is your style number. What is mobile number? What do you prefer? Richard Parker or Richard Papala? Say hello to my little friend. Our winner for today is none other than Mr. Irfan Gaurd. Good night, sir. I'm going to get killing here. And who cares? None at all. Game man, Twitter. And that was good. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. That's good. I enjoyed that. I knew for a fact Irfan would not break. He's... Oh, yeah. It's like if you put Daniel Day-Lewis in anything, it's like, okay, I'm acting right now? No. He's not breaking. I need to save character. I don't care how good of a comedian you are. This man is too good at his job. I miss him so much. I know. It's bittersweet to watch that. Yeah. It's wonderful because obviously, he's such a great person and such a fun person, such great personality. But the fact that he's not with us anymore... Yeah, it's bittersweet. Which is so, so sad. Yeah, I do wish that we... Because we've had two, I think, in-person interviews, I guess. Nawaz and Zakir Hussein, I believe, are the two, right? But those are pretty early on. Now we've done a bunch. I would love to be able to, like, do interviews in person and be able to do fun games like that. I know. At the end, obviously, Skype kind of doesn't let us. Yeah. But I like the concept. Of course, it was a wonderful conversation of, obviously, a hilarious Virdas and also equally funny Irfan, who's just one of the coolest people ever. Like, that's one of his things in India, right? Is that he's like Mr. Cool. Yes. Yeah. He just exudes it and that energy, and I love that. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Is that all you're... That's all I got. That was enjoyable. There was nothing revelatory. It was fun. I enjoyed watching them. Virdas was funny. Irfan was cool and funny. I loved the game at the end. Yeah, that was fun. We should play that just in general. It'd be fun to play. I agree. We could play that game. We should involve Ashley Alexis and Micah, too. Yeah, that'd be fun. I like the game. That was fun. Let us know what other videos of Son of a Beech, obviously Irfan and Virdas, of course, anything. That film actually looked pretty good. His character looked pretty interesting and enjoyable. Yeah, it did. We didn't have subs for it, but his character looked pretty cool. 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