 Even if the rules allow it, lawful good deities don't appreciate human sacrifices to them. Can't clear out a dungeon by sneaking in and running a generator while they sleep. Even if it's historically accurate, can't try to heal someone by cutting them. The time machine is not for finding ringers for our baseball team. Even if we're playing Werewolf the Wild West, can't play the Lone Ranger. If my boss wakes up to find a young Frank Sinatra of one American Idol, no more time machine for me. Before anybody makes a demolition check, I will raise my hand if my skill is the highest. In the middle of a black ops, can't play Will It Bounce with the penthouse furniture? No bringing up the time we were nearly total party killed by a draboa. Even if it's really cool, no throwing dry ice on the water weird. Finding M. Bison is not an appropriate stunt action. I will not spend all of my starting cash on the stock market. Can't take out the villain by just propping a bucket of acid over his door. It is not necessary for the villain to say uncle before I accept his surrender. My martial artist has to actually know a martial art. Can't just wizard lock the villain's throne room and come back in two weeks after he starved to death. Summon Parallegal Elemental is not a real spell. The spell Summon Vacuum Elemental is not for household chores. I don't have to name everything we discover after myself. I can't forge out a new elven homeland by conquest unless the elves want a new homeland. Contrary to popular opinion, the girdle of masculinity, femininity, does have a noticeable effect on elves. The minute the GM figures out my inquisitor is Lenny Briscoe, he dies. No building a gatling-gatling gun. My martial art style is vetoed if it is just 30 different ways to hit a guy in the jewels. No matter how well I'm in my animal wrangling role, can't saddle break a Los Diablos. No God's vestments include go-go boots. If I kill more goons with my rifle than the rest of my party without firing a shot, time to retire to character. When facing the classic weight balance trap, can't use the half-limb for ballast. Can't have a gun that doubles as a jump jet. Large things that hurt badly is not an appropriate focus. No putting all my weapon points in the blowgun. If I take the blowgun, I at least have to poison the darts. Even if the rule allows it, can't start a vested-modgenar, Dixie land-band. Gousing a character in beer is acceptable after a victory, then setting him on fire is not. We aren't continuing the mission until everyone's clear on the term, going in hardcore. Come here often is not what you say when rescuing the princess from the Necromancer's dungeon. Can't name my rabbit-familiar watershed. There is no par on a dragon. Even if I write it, can't have my own theme song. The rules don't cover laugh tracks. If the villain performed the kind act, can't blackmail him with it later. Klingons don't have a French accent. We aren't relocating the campaign to Texas or Florida for tax reasons. No taunting characters about what they lost in the latest Serata. Can't one-shot major villains just because the writers forgot to give them a basic defense. Contrary to popular belief, mercenaries don't help divorce proceedings. Even if my culture has no spoken language, the campaign will not turn into a game of charades. There was no conspiracy to keep whales out of 7th Sea. Can't target microscopic organisms with spells. If my character is a hard-drinking, hard-party and Muslim chick, it's vetoed if she's clearly my ex. A barbarian is not just a fighter with less feet and more anger management issues. Lord Soth just does not need a hug. No summoning octopied to make the sleeping paladin explain all the hickeys. No challenging sleeping people to a duel. No hogging all the brute kills. Calling my shot means where I want to hit him, not where I want him to land. Despite what the module says, not every woman in this campaign is a closet of lesbian. The princess's menstrual cycle doesn't factor into her rescue. Dr. Seuss has no place in the exorcism. Doesn't matter what I just killed with it, the howitzer is not going to qualify for a holy relic. No risking profit factor to buy groceries. Star Destroyers are already baby-proofed. If my character causes Camelot to look like King Lear, he dies. If I just roll the same chart result 8 times in a row, I will lie about the result if I do it again. No spending stunt points to play Yoink Got Your Nose on a genlock. Even if my CO does it, a Unitar is not an appropriate SAS uniform. No starting a character with four swordsmen schools. No, I can't Google the villain's secret weakness. My monk can't convince the bad guys to go streaking with him just so they're easy to beat up later. I can't disarm the monk, at least not literally. I don't have to be faster than the other investigators, they have to be faster than my bullets. If my actions singlehandedly put the drought on the endangered species list, tying to retire the character. No using e-harmy to find a cleric for the party. Can't use a wish spell to make the last Star Wars trilogy not suck. Battle models can't double as coopsticks. Just because I spared the villain's life doesn't mean she owes me a first date. They don't make weapon-grade snawzers. No using goldfish as improvised weapons just to get the dual weapon bonus. I don't have to buy a child seat to take the halfling anywhere. Using nuclear weapons and assassination is just being lazy. No using the friendship virtue to start a harem. Beetlemania a non-acceptible dementia. I will remember replaying 4th edition and stop using my imagination. Distracting the bad guy does not mean with an Aztec bar mitzvah. Some gridsfarb says I have to stop making up gnomish profanities. I can't play an anthropomorphic Homo sapiens. Albanians do not count as furries. I will stop telling people my high elf is just a drought with a bad case of vitiligo. Even if it takes an hour before it's my turn again, can't kill time with solitaire. Doesn't matter what the map says, can't drive a sports car through the villain's lair. Can't find a villain just by casting power words stun in the bar and see who's still standing. Can't make the genies head explode until everyone else has had their wish. Let's keep the collateral damage to under a billion dollars. A comeliness under 15 doesn't mean I can't be on MTV. Can't use party members for anti. Not possible the corner to market on weapons they don't have rules for yet. The halfling language is not just baby speak. Meaning the dwarf fixed isn't going to improve his disposition. Can't start every game breaking out of jail. They don't make healing potions and diet. I will not point out any loophole that arouses the power gamer. When challenged for rank, can't make the challenge 1970s NBA trivia. Leave off the chaotic evil alignment on the teaching application. Can't convince the party to play Frankie Goes to Hollywood, not their music, the actual band. The epic villain killing weapon requires a quest to obtain not $35 at Pruett's guns and ammo. I won't mention a celebrity that causes another gamer to go all stalker. Sorry in advance, Geniemi. Before we start a band of pirates, make sure the game isn't set in a landlocked nation. Even if the rules allow it, I can't have a saber-toothed walrus. Even if I buy enough for everybody, Snuggies alone will not raise crew morale. If I get to pick my position in a star-spanning empire, can't pick Fire Chief. Even if the rules allow it, can't be on good terms with an organization sworn to destroy me. Doesn't matter what I rolled, my orb can't have a space surfboard. Not using any admission from the barbarian as flamethrower fuel. My trolled biography will not include the phrase, sweet sweet love. My battle cruiser will not include a disco-thick, bowling alley, IMAX, or strip joint. I can't have a gun capable of using other players as ammo. The druid doesn't have to change sides every time the tide changes. Can't target the starship's radiator. Can't make a bluff check to convince the monster I actually hit him. Strapping dynamite to an arrow is acceptable cliche, not the whole keg of gunpowder. Let's not see how far I can lower crew morale before the game begins. Even if the rules allow it, the Soviet national anthem doesn't qualify for the inspirational music ability. When told to play a teenage high school girl that doesn't include East German swimmers named Sergei, despite what you would think, taking out a child molester with extreme prejudice doesn't restore my humanity. Getting uppity is not a capital offense, even to a rogue trader. No taking peace activists as favorite enemies just because they're easy targets. Before we have the bard loot the dungeon, make sure he's clear on the spelling. No starting flight club. Remember to take the helmet off before I use the acid spit ability. Darth Vader does not need his air filter changed. Deer season is restricted to rifle or bow, not Greco-Roman. Even master is a feared martial artist. A drunken journeyman is not any fifth level dwarf. No result on the impact critical F chart reduces a foe to base elemental components. If we're short on cast, no starting a telethon. Star destroyers don't have help desks. Can't take poison immunity, coat my food with cyanide and see who's been stealing my lunch from the fridge. A talking animal sidekick is okay, one that sings Disney tunes as roadkill. I won't ask how a nine foot combat monster with no concept of subtlety starts with a plus one D in stealth. Can't lure ninjas out of hiding with a game of Marco Polo. Even if the rules say otherwise, a huge back banner with an arrow pointing down at me causes a penalty to stealth checks. Doesn't matter if I get bonuses for eating fallen foes. No spinning requisition on condiments. No using ventriloquism to trick the corn berserkers into slaughtering each other. You can't suplex a lictor. Can't land the drop pod on the villain. Even if the rules say otherwise, I can't actually use 500 grenades in a single mission. I will use the security skill to open the door, even if it's easier to just rip it off its hinges. If the orc makes his check to solve higher mathematics, his head doesn't explode. No picking a sorcery that's actually unplayable is written. Slapping a fake mustache on the free Buddha doesn't count as a disguise check. There is too an elven word for monogamy. There is also an elven word for heterosexual. Can't use wood chippers as shotguns against vampires. Afros are not acceptable haircuts for adeptists of starties. I can't chew gum during chapter briefings, even if I've brought enough for the entire space marine chapter. TSR is not hiding golden tickets and mysterious gazetteers. Using a barber's razor as a weapon does not make me a barbarian. I will refer to the radar contact as a Blitzer 72 MBT and not as a TPK in a can. No unloading all my remaining ammo in the last bad guys so I don't have to carry it back with me. The answer to how to spell sousaphone is V-E-T-O. No challenging death to a game of tic-tac-toe until you get bored and quits ensuring my immortality. Summary execution man is not an appropriate name for a superhero, even if it is accurate. Can't take a favorite enemy I can't kill for another 10 levels. Even if the rules allow it, I can't hip shoot a cannon. I will stop asking the ultramarine while his chapter's primary color is an ultramarine. Even if Paladin starts with P and that rhymes with T, it doesn't stand for trouble. No wasting music man references on a 10th grader. Even if the rules allow it, can't have a poisonous last cannon. Can't have a gun that reduces people to Rorschach tests. Playing the who doesn't give me a bonus to forensic checks. You can't count coup with power weapons. If I'm invited to play a one shot with a new DM, can't play a serious straight laced character. No tricking the tech priests into dividing by zero. My rogue trader can't upgrade his ship with an ice rink, duck blind, or vomiterium. Stormtroopers will only fall for the broken comm link trick so many times. Even if elves are a dying race, can't start a force breeding program. Before I make the seduction check, I will re-read the description of the swinging knack. I will stop telling the new player gnomes came from Swervelyblia. I will stop asking the high elf for a hit. Elves are not all backstabbing untrustworthy weasels, but you never hear about a dark gnome do you? The Halfland's natural enemy is not the pedophile. Elves are not piercing weapons by default. No shooting to quarantine the star of the adventure, even if it would have immediately solved the last four adventures instantly. The monk counts as adamantine when attacking, not when being used as a battering ram. Even if the rules allow it, my fighter can't carry a clan of Halflands in his pack without penalty. If a PC gets taken out by a deer, can't recruit the deer to replace them. Considering we don't have a TARDIS or a bag of holding, we can stop speculating on how they would interact. Can't trick the GM into starting a conversation between the doctor and Inspector Kalimbo? If I use the leap skill to individually jump over every goon in the room when I reach the other side, I can't demand to be made royalty. Even if the rules allow it, my marine can't requisition a Rolex. Slapping a melt of bomb on the emperor's children marine and putting his resulting efforts to get it off on YouTube gets me a corruption point. My rogue trader doesn't have to spend requisition points on feminine hygiene products. Thread knots don't get conjugal visits. No matter what the module says, slaughtered and dissected scientists cause more sand loss than frozen dogs. Can't take speaks in 3rd person corps just so I can use the lyrics to battery as an attack plan. No mounting my rival's anti-gravity plating on a ceiling. The escape fugitive background doesn't include from Disney team musicals. Even if they have blonde hair, blue eyes and are proud of their physical perfection, ASMR don't appreciate seek hiles. Assist other actions help in combat, not with crossword puzzles. No hiring Anakin Skywalker some twilight hookers, thus removing his reason to become Vader. The target's current zip code has no bearing on my call shot.