 Fuckin' one. Is it orangey? Did I just get fucked? Oil, yes! Oh, I remember... Fuckin' oil, dude. And matches as the tinderboxes, dude. Oh, I'm getting flashbacks. I'm coming, bro. Oh, fuck. Oh, it's about to get real fuckin'... Real fuckin' real, isn't it? Yeah, man, this is good. Light, I think, next up. I just wanted to get into the light. No fuckin' torch. Yo, how do I get my lantern out? I forget what the bind was. I've got lantern up in this bitch. What's this? Nah, this is fucked, man. Nah, this is fucked, man. Oh, fuck, fuck, it's dark. Actually, I thank you for the sub, dude. Fuck. Dude, all my... all my... Fuckin' things are gonna be gone. Ooh, I haven't been here yet. Dude, is this all the fuckin' things that are gonna kill me? I'm reading about it. Oh, shit, I just accidentally let a match just fuckin' go. Ah, the dual match lighting. I'm going up. Thanks for the sub, bams. Fuckin' repair it. Chat, save me. Fuck, I can't do it. I can't do it. It's not working, dude. Dude. I need to, like, somehow get on the thing, but it's a big ol' fuckin' gap. There's no flaw. There's no flaw, dude. Man, I can't get out. I need to, like, lift something on it. Yes, dude. You're a fuckin' absolute boss. Go, go, go, go, go, go. This is no fucking better, dude. Shit! Shit! I don't know what I saw, but apparently I saw... Apparently I saw a bad thing. We're gonna go this way. This way's good. This way's good. Being there monsters decreases your sanity. Yeah, no shit, bro. I don't have time to read it. We're going, we're going back this way. Did we fuck up? Fuckin' here, dude! This is where I keep ending up. No, dude. Right, I need to just chill in the light for, like, ten fuckin' hours to get a little bit less insane. Fuck this, I'm getting the lantern out. Oh, that was such a big macro match. Holy shit, dude. You ain't got nothin' on me, Flash. Why is it boardin' off? Oh, but that looks like such a nice room, though, dude. Oh, nice and bright. Yeah, it's still fuckin' locked. I don't know why I even tried. Wait, is that open now? Hello. Mademoiselle. My god, dude, what the fuck? I knew it was coming! I knew it was coming! Oh, my fuckin' god. I was like, yeah, man, that door was locked. There's definitely gonna be a fuckin' dude banging on that shit. Oh, shit. It's getting me, dude. Oh, no, am I gonna have to do this fuckin' stupid... Oh, shit again now. Oh, shit, dude. Did I just get a vision of the fuckin' mob? Am I the mob? Did I stay in the darkness too long? No, I was just chillin', dude. Let's find a way. Fuck this game, dude. What a garbage fuckin' game. Why am I- Oh, cause I have the kid. Oh, yeah. Door's still fuckin' jammed. Haven't been in there yet. I don't like the look of that. This room looks fucking beautiful. Oh, the sanctuary. Wait, is this the sanctuary music? I- I mean... Okay, so here's the way I see it. Physics. Are you, like, supposed to read that shit later or what? Right, so it's a square, okay. Shit, dude. Why is everyone fuckin' dead? Why? Why would they do that? Well, they just ended it. What's this cannon for, dude? Seems... There's nothing in here, man. Oh, give me the gun. Hello? Why is a gun in half? Am I getting insane being here? Like, how? I'm in the light. I suppose if this goes away, it's one of those things. Do I have to push the cannon on it? I need to put wheels on it. That's one wheel. They're just to get it moving. Can I just, like, fuckin' nick these wheels? Oh, jeez. I'm gonna get a jump scare. No, I know it's coming. Right, Steve? Jason, what are you guys doing? Yeah, no, I'm just chillin', don't worry about it. Duh. Chillin'. Hello, Doctor, are you there? It's Tazi. Tazi Trianon. Mate, he sounds... Dubious as fuck. I can't remember anything. I'm pregnant. I'm lost. A fort. I'm in a fort. We were here before, I think. I don't know. Doctor, where are you? Yes, I see the village here on the map. Doctor, please. There's something else. I keep blacking out. It feels like I'm losing control. Hi. Doctor. Hi. Nice timing. Doctor. Doctor Macier. Any matches in the chat? You know what? You can... It's going to be something useful. Oh, god, we just got out of here. This place gives me the creeps. They're dead and gone. Thanks, Tempies. I'll try my best. What are we? So, I have one... One small oil. One large oil. I mean, I guess I might as well use that. Use matches to sell puzzles and sell safe spaces in large puzzles. They kind of fuck me, dude. Any loot? Dude, I thought I was nearly out. Are you fucking... You having a fucking giraffe? I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I'm running... Which way? Left? No. No. Dude, do things. Dude, was it me or did that just sound like one of those portal things and it just went through it? Oh, I could have just gone straight out. Holy shit, dude. I don't know why I went to the left. I thought it just wants you to go to the left. I feel like I missed some potential oil and matches, but I'm not going back there. Fuck that. Okay, so I'm guessing the game intended for us to run out and then, like, just make it out and then that shit just... I think it stopped. Bang on the fucking door. Cool, cool, cool. So we're back out, which I'm a huge fan of, because fuck that whole area. I mean, I would have loved to have, like, ten dudes and just fucking a gun. After it killed Jonathan, we escaped through the big gates into the pass. So, uh... I can't open the big gates solo. I mean... So this whole bit is, like, so that we can get through the gates, right? Like, that's the goal. Right? Like... Bear with me here, boys. Any fucking idiot. You just run away from a fucking murderer school. You can climb up these rocks and onto here, right? This is, like, a fucking 50-centimeter jump. Easy! Grats, you're on top of the fucking wall. Now you're on top of the wall, you can fucking scale down on the other side, because there's literally, like, cliffs and shit everywhere, and you're done. Probably, because there's a lantern on this one. So we also have to do this one, which I don't really want to do right now. I'm gonna be honest, it won't open. It's locked. So where do we go? Is there a key somewhere? Mate, imagine a sandbag for a pillow. Oh, oil! It's like gamer intuition again, boys. You can't learn it. Dude, they got a tank! Imagine, just blow the fuck out of the door. Can I go in? Mate, I was right. I can't turn the barrel, though. I need to get some ammo, dude. Oh, the game just beat me, dude. So, I'm guessing that's the key for the door. Right, mate? Mate, imagine dying in the tank. How? You shut the doors and you shoot shit. So I guess you put ammo in there. Okay, you know what? Yo, boys, I'm definitely procrastinating. We got the key. Like, obviously, we have to go down. It's not gonna be easy, though.