PEOPLE SAY I'M THE MAN written and recorded by HOT PROBLEMS, 2012
Wake up at noon and what the hell's in my bed? I thought I called her a cab, I thought I cleaned up this mess Keep my muscles confused at the gym all day Grab a fistful of frickles and a protein shake Hit the tanning bed, no there ain't no question I always talk my way into a second session Got my laundry, shower, body spray, open collar, bombs away Gotta trim the lawn so the shorties can play, hey
CHORUS People say I'm the man, yeah, I do what I can and I'm not goin' home alone All the haters can hate and all the hearts can break but I'm not goin' home alone It don't get any better, so just put your hands together People say I'm the man, yeah, I do what I can and I'm not goin' home alone.
All up in the club, watchin' out for grenades I drink a Long Island, while they sippin' Haterade A shortie wants the business and her body is sick, later on, I'll text her back with a photo of my.... Break out my wife-beater, but I'd never beat my wife 'Cause I'm single and I only hit dudes, "You wanna fight?" Not now, I'm breakin' it down, fist pump, dodge the hippo, booty hump You creatures from the zoo can't keep this hottie off my junk
Abs, lats, traps, go, bi's and tri's, no cardio Chapstick, keep it real, I could have been a Navy SEAL Lather, rinse, gel, stop, blow it back, Triceratops Pants off, wax on, karate body, Daniel-San SportsCenter, Buffalo wings, Platinum Plus go bling bling Rock, rap, tech-no, Drakkar Noir, LMFAO Cash, cash money, gonna make it rain, I can afford a big, gold chain No coat in the winter 'cause I never feel pain, neurologist said I got a very big brain Hit the club, drink Patron, party, party, party, party, camera phone Throwin' up signs, poutin' my lips, tag me in the photo when you post that s*** TTYL, I'm gon' BRB, don't forget to DVR my UFC, There's a hottie with the body, yeah, she wants what I got, so I drop my aviators and I do the robot