 Hello, I'm here from administration. I'm here to discuss what you've been through. Where have you been? What happened? Well, I'll start with the admission, right? Your side head and I were sure I could administer lots and already a bad idea, but that's our job. A very difficult task to be sure. Exactly. And surprise, surprise, it goes wrong. I go through the portal to chase Mr. Lost. It takes me to the other world. It's a other dimension. I regularly explore other dimensions. And anyways, I hear a truth behind me. Portal closures. I don't know why that happened, but basically the machine that traded the portal came through with me but it was broken. So I spent the next three weeks trying to repair it and I thought I was going to die but I got back, but apparently it's been ten months, which is still kind of processing. So what you're saying is that time travels differently in the place you were than here, assumingly? Yeah, I figured, yeah. I mean, it certainly didn't feel like ten months. You look great. Thank you. It's nice of you. I haven't showered in three weeks. I didn't mention the smell, but you look great. I'm sure, yeah, I know. The first thing I did is throw me in here and get any food or go to the bathroom. Well, decontamination from other dimensions, security rest, XYZ. You know how it is. I know how it is. I know how it is. It would have been nice for a little more hospitality, I suppose. I've worked here for a while. I feel like I'm just here for a bit. I did get a three musketeers last week. God bless your heart. Three musketeers. Is that your favorite candy by chance? It is. My favorite designer was Christian. Three musketeers. You have news actually. Oh, is that Jello? Can I have it? It's a shot. A shot? I would love it if it was a Jello shot. It's from Elizabeth. They said they might kill you. If they find out you're infected, they might kill you. They're testing you for the next 48 hours. 48? Yeah, I know. Okay, all right. Listen, I may be able to expedite this process. Oh, yes, please. I've got a series of questions to confirm your identity. What is your name? David Smith. What is your favorite color? What is the speed velocity of unladen swallow? African swallow. All right, very good. Now we'll move on to the actual questions. What is your date of birth? Day, month, year. August 21st, 1989. August 21st, 1989. Now, how long have you been in a relationship with Dr. Elizabeth Taylor? Three years. Well, I don't know if it's four now. Three or four, give or take a time loop. Yeah, exactly. Ten months. There is a name that Dr. Elizabeth Taylor has for you a pet name. Bear Bear. Bear Bear? Yeah, I don't really like it. But I call her glasses, which I think is cuter. Bear bearing glasses, how adorable. I'll be in touch. Thank you. Thank you so much. Please, if you could expedite this, I want to get out of here. I really appreciate that. I will do what I can, David. Thank you so much. I see that you were the one who contained David after his arrival, correct? Yes, that was made correct, yeah. Can you confirm your name and rank for the chat? Yes, I am Agent G.O. I am an MTF Omega 13 agent on loan to this site. Working under Blaine for now. Can you confirm for me some details about David we may or may not have heard from his mouth? Yes. Do you know David Smith's birthday? I know David Smith's birthday. Do you know it? I do not know David Smith's birthday. Do you have it in file in his personnel? I don't. This man is not good at keeping files. I personally write everything down and hold it, but he doesn't do so. He doesn't even have a desk. Hmm. I would ask perhaps Civil Elliot or Agent Smith's girlfriend, Elizabeth Taylor might know this information. All I know is that he's a wannabe in Diana Jones. I saw the jacket in the hat. He's a great agent. He's not a good agent. Do you have any intel on how long he and Dr. Taylor have been dating before I move on? Yes, I believe including this ten months that he was absent. It's about two years, I would like to say. Something around there. Interesting, interesting. During which time he's had also a suspiciously close relationship with the CPs or a family. Very interesting. If you find out any more information on that, let me know. We'll do what we can with our administration privileges. Excellent, thank you so much. Thank you kindly. Godspeed. Well, something is a mess. Three to four years or two. Let us welcome to research, everyone. Hi, welcome. I'm Danny Taylor. What's your name? Danny Taylor, you can call me Sherman. Sherman, nice to meet you. I'm Joe Williams. Pleasure to meet you, sir. Pleasure to meet you, Joe. Do you have anything in particular? Just getting to know the research here. I see you're with admin. Taking a small tour of the facility. Oh, yes. Touring facility, picking up slack. You could always use some extra help with admin. My highlighter's back. Great. People keep taking all my pencils for some reason. I can't imagine why. This is my sister, Dr. Elizabeth Taylor. She's the head of research. Good to know. Good to know. Anything cooking in the research department we should know about? Any interesting projects? I mean, you were looking into David's reappearance. Did you see who came in? We, in fact, had a chat with David. Oh, you did? You did, yes. He's my sister's fiance. He had been gone for ten months, finally returned, and now he's in quarantine. Yes, could I have a smaller side with you? What is it? Sorry. So, David claims that the time he has been gone, which is how long again? That's his claim. Is it ten months, isn't it? Isn't the phrase three weeks he's been gone? Isn't that what I'm hearing from security? How about security today? That is what security's saying. Am I right, critical hazard assessment team? And it's scary, Oreo, 2022 now. Ten months? Ten months. Interesting. All right. All right. Then, the second thing we said, he mentioned things like his favorite color, the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, things that weren't really pertinent to the conversation. I don't know why he brought them up. But he did, in fact, mention that you guys had been dating for a certain amount of time. I was hoping you could confirm that time scale for me. How long have you all had a relationship? Three years before he disappeared, so three or four, depending on how long he's been gone? Okay. Okay, good to know. Glad to keep these things straight. And my final question of things I discussed with David Smith, if you were to have a pet name, a nickname for him, what would, what might that be? To call him Bear Bear? Okay. And he used to call you Glasses, I assume. What is going on? You're funny. You're funny. Okay. Okay, this is interesting information. Thank you for that. I'm going to have to clarify a few things, but... Chris has a mask. Those two? Well, I'd say this would be more adorable off of work hours, but... I would agree. Office romance, I guess. Thank you for your time. I will return this. Alright, so perhaps the other security officer was wrong, but Elizabeth Taylor did give us full information matching what David Smith said. I apologize. I missed one question I had to clarify with you. Agent Smith's birthday. August 21st. August 21st. Thank you. The last day of Leo season. The last day of Leo season. Oh, I can see that for him. Thank you for listening. Site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work. Secure. Contain. Protect.