 So I think that I think that that I'm doing it with so many guys over you know 14 years and and going to the locker room win or lose and I can say that Gell-Mitt we're sure we felt we felt short but or we won you know but shoot I couldn't try it any harder do me a favor shut the fuck up buy my coins is the best place to get Madden coins for anything it's cheap and reliable and of course my code MMG is 15% off. Bolt up baby! Is that what Chargers fans say? I don't actually know. Vic would be able to tell me but I have no idea. I got Justin Herbert at QB on the all Chargers team I'm really excited. Hopefully we don't play a super sweater though because without Hot Row Master I'm not very good. So we got Justin Herbert, Austin Eckler, Melvin Gordon, Antonio Gates, Keenan Allen, Helen Winslow, Mike Williams, a doable offensive line and then I defense got Kenneth Murray this guy's a freak I'm really excited. Sean Phillips 99, Derwin James 99 dude the Chargers are gonna have such a nasty defense next year I'm so excited to watch them. Antonio Cremardi, Knightrain Lane, Joey Bosa, Linval Joseph Dwight Freeney. I love Derwin James dude I'm so excited. X-Factor's on Freeney, Bosa, Kenneth Murray. I almost want to put it on Derwin James. Yeah I'm gonna throw this on Derwin James instead. Enforcer Lerker the goaded combo. That's all you need. And what's Antonio Gates dude the tight ends on this team are so good. Antonio Gates, Kelly Winslow. Tight end is always a bit of a hit or miss. On these team teams you'll like either just have the biggest bums or a bunch of 99. 95 overall team let's send it. Yo also huge thank you to Nolan Nolan your stud thanks for the squad. Alright we're in a brand new season. Let's get it. Top three Herbert, Keenan Allen and Antonio Gates. And Golden Ticket Cam, Golden Ticket AP, Jadavien Clout. Luda's wilding but I just started this video and I'm on someone else's account so I want to take her for a walk but I also need to finish this video. So we'll see if I can get through this boys but I might have to just I might have to take Luda for a walk. I might have to rage quit this game take Luda for a walk. What's gonna be here Justin Herb? Kelly Winslow underneath. Oh I air trucked like an idiot and I have. Hey we got a hundred percent pass rating. Dude full back, fake, half back, flip. Honestly against this defense this looks like it could work. Let's see if he bites. Oh he bit and Austin Eckler is gonna give me yards on this. I'm gonna go actual full ag dive. I don't think I've ever really rub this but it sounds like fun. Dude look at the yards on that. We got lit up because enforcer does that every time but at least we didn't fumble. Alright stretch alert lucky on first and ten. Throw that back across. We got Keenan Allen. Oh I wasn't gonna be able to outrun him so I wanted to see if I get a juke on him. Alright let's just pick a side. That's very old. Keenan Allen and it looks like Luna will give me some time to record a video. It's very nice of her. I'm gonna try this dive up the middle. Oh look at the yards on this. And I somehow spun into a hit stick. It's too bad that Eckler doesn't have a single X back there. What does Gates have? A lot of friends did this match up Nightmare post flag. So he's gonna want to go. Alright we're gonna hit Kelly Winslow. I'm so over this game dude. I really just marched down the field just to have the computer light me up like that for a touchdown. His user wasn't even over there. His user was on the other side of the field. That's just the dumbest shit. You really gonna let the computer win the game for this man? That should be something in this game. The computer should not be able to do that shit. Like would it hurt you to force the guy to have a little bit of skill? That was my first incomplete pass dude. Damn. I know it's not over but wow I really just don't want to play right now. Alright Gates in the middle. Am I gonna hit stick fumble? No. Hey we got fourth and two now. He's gonna scream onto Gates. No he doesn't. He leaves Keenan Allen open. That was bold as hell. Why'd you do that? He audibles. I don't know where his user is. Okay it's for an easy seven. Can I hit Kelvin on this out route? Yes sir. Oh dude. We were right there for it. And now I'm in no mans land so I am gonna go for this but trust me I don't feel very good about it. Oh that's open. Yes sir. Yes sir. Oh okay. Okay. Literally dusted him. How did you get caught? Dude that's really cool. Is that a half back stretch? I've never heard that play. Can you teach me about that? I also put a bullet in my skull. He's literally gonna run high until this game is over. This game is so bad. It was the only way to score if you enforce or hit somebody with your safety. I'm gonna rifle the lookie and Keenan Allen's got a good amount of room this time. Okay so he knows I'm gonna try and throw that again because of how open it was that time. See if we can make something happen here. Oh my god are you kidding? How are you kidding me this bad bro? I was just about to throw that. I bet you I could still throw the lookie since this is a blitz. Yep. Dude I don't want to run this up and down the field though. Okay we're gonna block everybody and we're just gonna see what gets up. Herber around the edge right full. All right let's see if Eckler can get to the edge here. Is it just a dive? Up the middle? I'm over it. I'm surprised I didn't fumble quite frankly. Swear about it. Okay I'm actually gonna give it this time. He's not ready. I'm literally so surprised. Oh okay and I guess we don't want to block clownies or tailor-made. Are you kidding? You're a big-ass tight end. Oh dude I'm so over it. I don't want to play. All right boys I need to change my attitude. I'm sorry I'm real sassy right now. I'm just not having the best of times. I'm gonna be honest. We're not gonna be able to connect on that. I'm really thrilled to play defense against stretch left stretch right go. When you play like high level sweater competitive Madden. It's the stupidest shit. I don't want to play at all. Stretch stretch corner out corner out. Stretch stretch corner out corner out. Dude and I can't even match it. I don't have hot route master. I can't do the corner out cheese. Let's find a seam. Oh you know what? Eckler down low. Yeah I don't know who gets the ball to start. I think I think he's gonna get it at half so this one might this might be a top foul but okay. Easy pass. Gates. Okay. Everyone I said you're like computer baby. Okay I can a hundred percent hit Gates for about 10 here but that's I need more right for this into the end zone or we're not getting a damn thing. Let's see what's there. Oh shit. I got a spike this actually. I'm not having fun. Let's just put it that way. I hope I ask you thing at the end of game where say did you enjoy your time in this game. I will say no. Sometimes I wake up late this game. I have this so much fun but sometimes you just play kids who do this and there's no way to have fun against this. Night train laying on his feet. We might have a game on our hands ladies and gentlemen. No whoa where is that boy. I think that much should be obvious now but fuck this. All right. Jessica Herbert is going to get a roll back. Why are you so damn slow. Tray Boston is giving me a lot of trouble today. If I hit up. Jessica Herbert is 21 for 26 for 280 yards. In a game like this that's actually wild. I'm really proud of the boys for that all right. Let's see if he smells Eckler. Oh shit. I can't throw that but I can't throw gates. We've been here through 300 yards. I think it was because I put up a stiff arm or something. He like I don't know what the hell he was trying to do there but this is bold but it has it has house potential if I pull it off. So if I pulled it off. All right. We know for certain we got a corner out coming. Corner out this side corner out that side. It's always got to do the same thing. There were James at the stop. Does he take the field goal? Are you serious? It's got to be a fake. Okay. So 16-24. I can score a touchdown and get a two point version. It's doable. Fuck no baby. Yards to get here. Oh wait a second. Biggest two point of my life here. I'm going five wide and I'm going to throw a laser. There he is. Seconds away from beating a pussy ass sweater. I was this close and taking a pussy ass sweater to OT. You lucky big dude. Flat stuff. You're a little bitch. That's how you know you got bailed the fuck out by EA right there. Dominated in passing yards, dominated in rushing yards. Beat in takeaways. First drive. I'm so done. Justin fucking Herbert played like the greatest quarterback of all time. 140 passer rating, 27 for 32, 400 yards. Oh boy. I ain't playing bad for a good three days. Every video you will see is pre-recorded. Boys thank you for watching. I'm gonna go fight a wall on some true white boy shit. I'll see you boys in the next episode.