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If Pokemon Were More Realistic

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Published on Apr 5, 2011

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Robert Lee
So that's why Pikachu was always afraid to go in his pokeball.
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Ager
+Ken Arotiowa what about Misty's Spy Duck
Melissa Saar
+FirelordRoku   Probably the same thing that genies do in their lamps. :D
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kirikakirikakirika
I can't believe how butthurt people get about Pokemon. What a bunch of children. I thought this was pretty funny, and whoever played Ash did a great job. Considering the whole point behind Pokemon; forcing them to bash the crap out of each other until exhausted, I thought this was right on the money. You're upset because someone made you realize that Pokemon is pitting two animals against each other until one of them nearly dies. Get over it.
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Mike Life
kirikakirikakirika it is funny but Pokemon is about friendship not battling
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EniahLikesCats
If Pokemon were more realistic, thousands of people would go to jail for animal abuse.
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yitan345
why catch food if you can get food for free from a stupid human, and also you got healt care,items to evolve,etc
SuperYoshikong
+Fahim Ahmed Many Pokemon can take Bullet Seed and live. Bullet Seed is faster and more powerful than standard machine guns.
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Feline Intellect
....And that's why Pikachu is afraid of his pokeball.
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Trinity Redman
+Dusk Moon NO WE NEED FIVE HUNDRED PIKACHU TO SHOCK HIM AT THE SAME TIME SO HIS HEART STARTS AGAIN! 
Dusk Moon
QUICK WE NEED 20 CC's OF PRINCESS LUNA STAT!
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Crisis
If Pokemon was more realistic there wouldn't be any pokemon trainers, just humans trying to survive in an apocalyptic world. Time and Space fucked up because of Dialga and Palkia, people would be afraid to go to sleep because of Darkrai, Hypno, Drowzee and all the pokemon who know Dream Eater and Nightmare, the land and ocean would be constantly changing with the war of Groudon and Kyogre, Ghost pokemon would be killing people by the millions and possibly turn them into Yamasks, Gyrados would destroy cities and eat people whole, hell any pokemon that is a carnivore would pretty much mean death, like a pack of Houndoom. Then theres the master of disguise, the sex slave, Ditto. Wait, if what I just said would of been true, then that means it would be possible that Mewtwo and the Porygons would have never existed since they were created by humans.
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rmr R&J
+Shinku Sasori they already ate you. look at everything u have is made there you depend of china and you life belongs to them.
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Espeon804
And this... kids... is why Pikachu does not like to be in its Pokeball.
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Ronaz Darg
0riginOFinsanity no cloning theory
0riginOFinsanity
+audio player quantum physics
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Anotherrandomdemon28
No, just no. If it were realistic, then all of the humans would be dead.
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Renten Sabak
Humans would have to either die out at early stage of evolution while trying to compete with FAR stronger competition, form some form of mutual understand and beneficial relationship with another Pokemon to help us survive, or simply evolve to be able to compete with them ourselves. In the pokemon world s the pokedex states it, i imagine human pairing with or being protected by powerful pokemon that aided them in survival and evolution.
Rsillikus2
Anotherrandomdemon28 yep cause we would have our planes shot down by Charzairds and ho ohs
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John Skfofoe
wow imagine charizard
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rouge of doom
omg o.o
Jack The Basketball Playing Elephant!
Imagine gyarrados or onix...
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Connor Stickels
I find it funny when people compare pokemon to things like dog-fighting. It's more like MMA really. Two combatants battle it out to disable each other with a trainer helping but generally not interfering unless the fighter is being withdrawn. They won't obey you if they don't respect you, and there is a mutual bond of trust between trainer and pokemon. The people using pokemon as tools are always the bad guys.
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Xbox Master
Connor Stickels perfect
Connor Stickels
+Carlos Dribina I know what Stockholm syndrome is, but that doesn't really fit with charizard. Ash doesn't exactly kidnap him or anything, he saves his life and gives charmander the option to go with him. Charmander does. Until his rebellious teenage phase. After which charizard could be said to mature and leave to make his way in the real world. This doesn't sound like a victim identifying with his captor, this sounds parental to me
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Steve Dice
If Pokémon were realistic then we would be enslaved by Alakazams. You know, that fucker with the 5000 IQ.
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LagiNaLangAko23
Even an Abra is capable of mind-controlling a person.
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