 Family's off limits. Okay. The end of the day family is off limits. No more unless it's my family Welcome to episode number 17 the mighty Michael fully actual podcast We are here today with Jackson O'Doherty and we've got a wild episode in store I'm pretty sure I've got covered and I've been coming in I've been hugging everyone and I'm fucking sick of shit still from the wedding and We got a fucking jam-packed episode. We got tinder adventures. We got Matt first Michael We got prank call we didn't get time for a fucking Matt brown diary entry, but I'll tell you what they'll be one next week Yeah, hey, you must wait for that Oh man, so fucking Jackson was emcee at my wedding and that's the was it how many weddings have you been to? I don't know what camera to look into probably this one right middle one middle that one. Yeah, really? Oh, you can I ain't each I'm gonna do an eye on each What was the question? Have you have any weddings if you've been to I've been to three weddings One was one of my ex-girlfriends at Lake Como. I was really fucking cool second one was Raleigh We a rally reeds and the third one was your Fuck Raleigh reads would have been kind of shit the bar has been set like every wedding has been so good Yours was the best and I think it's because like everyone there was my good friend. Yeah Yeah, that's fucking friends. Hey, oh man Jackson's emceeing It's just pretending to have an anxiety attack. Look pretty good tattoos by the way. Oh, yeah Also, I wasn't pretending Man it was yeah, there was some definitely like it would What do you think it was the greatest night of my adult life maybe my whole life I texted the text is both of these guys into the next next day. I said it was the best day of my life What time do you party through to? till I got home To like that's when I got home Must have been late. I don't keep tabs on time time is nothing bro. Where's dude. I only got time What happened in this week? Oh fuck here we go Jesus I spat I spat three times into his asshole when Literally two good go-lops of my spit land It was like come shots. Yeah, I was just for those For those listening on Spotify Michaels just stood up and pulled his pants down Showed he's a bear ass to us. He did more than that and past gas whilst Jackson spat spit Jackson was having spits at his hole Man, I shot late last night and not early this morning So the shit has built up now my fart wind is passing through past the shit and then it goes into your nostrils and that's sponsors Yeah, man, that felt good. Oh my god. Anyway the weekend. What's fucking going on? We had a bit of golf didn't we? Oh more cool Good enough the hole in one on a pitch and putz are not really a hole in one same Different hole at the same pitch and part 18th bang last shot in had witnesses. It was I know since I've done it before it's like whatever now No one cares about golf though, man, but we're playing off Friday Saturday, son. It's all our golf dude Fucking obsess with it. It's good. It's like literally the meaning of life to me now, man What do you think about it? Yeah, I'm learning Talk is talk is probably better than There's more money. There's more money and it's more money and it's more money and talk That's what we were making the most money Tocker days. Yeah, I guess Man anyway, let's fucking get these sponsors done and fucking rip into Jackson's way overseas stories I want to show you my weekend. Oh fucking L here. We go. I've got all of them fucking weekend. Yeah, you found him Peter. Oh, no, I got I went to um took mine Yeah, well don't do it He's annoyed that you're spinning and even though he's showing you his arsehole meter from his face He's spreading his asshole a meter in my face and he's upset that you got a little bit of fluid on him Yeah, I was trying to get my scent to you. I didn't want it. He stole my cards. No, these are mine. I won these Can I see? All right, Matt? What? That's my weekend. No, tell us how you won the fucking cards I went to the the um, did you go to the arcade by yourself into a children's Okay, and who with wait, who did you go there with just me You are lying. I went to arcade by myself. No, you and I ain't no one does that All right, where to go only Peter files and predators do that I tried to win some lollies from this machine. I had lollies in it, but I had heaps of Willy Wonka cards So I got Charlie and did you give them to kids? Well, no because they get point you can get Fuck you can't is this real you don't do the arcade on Which arcade did you go to I went to the one at terms do I don't fuck off You swear you went by yourself. I went by myself. No, you went with a movie loser You leave him alone Michael. You had sex with something. I know I didn't have a sex I just went to the place on my living. Oh my god. It's just clicked I Realized why he did not answer his phone Saturday morning or come hang out with us after golf Saturday I had a date fucking slam something you had something in your room You had something wrapped around your little flock law. Did you hand? I know you did you are lying you fucked it No, I swear on mom. I didn't have sex. Yeah, you bullshit. You fuck something. I don't break my promise He's giving you his word and his word is okay So when you want to arcade with her and you stayed up late. No, I just went to arcade by myself. You fingered her You've taken this too far. I'm just trying to you've ruined everything. Okay, so you've ruined Christmas I just want some what what so Friday night you went to the arcade on your own Yeah, I've been to the cinema by myself before and I got nearly got everyone from the whole movie It was good. Look even got it. Oh, yeah, Matt. Look, it's not really you need the golden ticket though to get the Everything I've done that. I've completed that But like yeah, when you were a child. No, no, literally it was a few years ago. I know I fuck Oh my god. What the fuck? No, I know I was yeah, you're secretly collecting Willy Wonka cards That's maybe worse. No, no, no, no, I've I said, sorry, you're both what the fuck Collected what do you say you went out? No, you did not go alone. You don't go to the arcade alone Yeah, I don't think so either you went with you went with something living or dead Why can't I go alone because you're lying? I know why would you nearly a 40 year old man? 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That's great Is that your first time in New York? It's not ever I've been to America 12 times and you haven't Sorry pepperoni pizza every day. I only ate pizza and burgers for like the whole is it cunts on the streets? Me like you'll come and get a burger. It's not like that. Yeah, you want coffee You want a hot dog a coffee no put some sauce on your hot dog Mustard most dude and ketchup with their like planes going towards buildings and shit Yeah, they walls but they kept going up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're asking. Yeah I was just wondering because it's such a dense as a yeah, it's everything's very close I get what you're saying like they start in the airport. They go up pretty close to people like doing this Yeah, that's exactly what people are doing It's like Did you go to Rhode Island? Yep. Is there such a thing Stratton Island Rhode Island? Brooklyn did you see the Warriors that gang around? It's wrong place. Oh fuck. No, it doesn't New York have Brooklyn. Is that part of the Brooklyn? I went to Brooklyn and is there like lots of shootings and shit. No marijuana is legal marijuana got legalized last year So I was walking around getting high as fuck every day Yeah, you can buy blunts that got three grams of weed in them and I didn't realize I was just buying them non-stop I spent $2,000 in the first week just on weed Holy how much is it blunt? I thought that was like ten bucks and I was like fuck it I'll buy a bunch and I was puffing through them. They're like 59.95 USD and I was like mine four or five of them a day, but then I'd Very good, I'm very proud of you guys holding that That was more more liquid than a shower. I had so much more ready I'm so accurate with my spinning too I could land spit on Julian's knee from you go Now I went up the Empire State Building by myself on shrooms and it was very fun. Well, wow Anxiety people A little bit, I don't know. Oh wait, is that when your stories and you just like going over people now That was a different place Empire State. My friends. I was there with left I had a day or pretty much two days by myself just in New York And I was just walking around getting bagged eating food and then they sell shrooms You can buy shrooms and micro dosing chocolate now and a lot of the shops there I don't know it's legal not but they sell them. Well, you can buy little ice cream cones I go like like chocolate ice cream cones and I swallowed my And I bought a few of the shrooms. There's like one gram per cone You're breaking in half obviously you can get the chocolate blocks each pieces of microdose and I didn't realize the cones I was like fuck up me and Loki knows that the cones are pretty strong But I ate a full one of the ice cream cones which was about a gram and it was good I was feeling pretty like And then then I had four or five pieces of chocolate and I was for sure like I wasn't having crazy Visuals of things coming at me, but everything was very wavy and slow and colorful and I felt a little bit So you're gonna have fucking head aches from stomach cramps stomach cramps Yeah, no headaches and then I was like pretty cooked on it. I was like fuck. What should I do? I was like fuck it. I'll go up Empire State It was like a stormy night and it was just so cool like to watch all did you see the statue? Yeah was Macaulay Culkin there? Nope, so your podcast you've been any pyramids. Mm-hmm. You've been pumping the fucking putties out So yeah, do you film ten podcasts that was in LA? Yeah, film the bunch in LA and so you've changed the name of it to shadow band, right? Yeah, if anyone's watching and you want to go and watch it. It's called shadow band on YouTube and It's it more the few girls had one called out spoken on they're really nice about that fuck it save all the bullshit What was some of the guests you had on had Kieran Lee probably the number one on top three male porn stars ever to live Did you has he got a massive fucking? Yeah, I fucked him. He's got a big dick. He didn't show you I've seen it. He's got these into penis was insured for a million dollars. So what like that big, correct? I don't know. I don't know felt about that big. Yeah felt about that big Let's just say I haven't been shitting right since My tummy got twisted We guts got gambles you're probably pregnant Men can get pregnant now. Yeah, and so you got you getting damn bills area on yeah He agreed to do an episode when I'm back in July or August and Bradley Martin That's pretty fucking yeah, there's a few other good names and stuff out there. They're all pretty keen like we got Mike I won't give away too much because I'm gonna leave a few other guests as surprises when I'm out then Few if you athletes and a few UFC people and stuff. So can I come on it? Yep We got Mike Goldman coming on remember Mike Goldman from Big Brother. He's coming on out when I Don't know where to reschedule was coming on though. So weird I watched him as a child and now he's gonna be next to me. You should tell him that I'm going Oh, yeah, we'll fucking let him look him in the eye when you're telling me Shame complete shame be very nervous Yeah, the Empire State was cool. Tell me something else about that So another story from New York Did you party a lot any party stories man? I was I was on one the so like long Yeah, when you first got there without locking shit You look like I can try to break down the trip. You're having a fucking good bender Trip as quickly as possibly can the plan was I flew out to attend Coachella. I hadn't no No, it was like three days notice before Coachella a girl. I know just a friend of mine She's like do you want to come sex with her? I did a lot a lot of sex and She's like you want to come to Coachella. I'll buy your artist password She spent like four or five grand on a my ticket for me Rich wait, she's rich very rich. Okay, and she's fucking hot too But she's just like a shitty person because we're hard hard to hard to be around after a while And I'm not gonna mention names, you know what I mean? She was cool, but like just But um, yeah, she paid for everything and I was like well I'm not used to this and it was kind of fun because she was hard and we fucked a lot All she did before I got there's like no man can handle me No one's like everyone gets over how high my sex drive is no one fucks me good enough No one does this I was like cool challenge accepted So I landed popped a Viagra obviously didn't say anything to her got there and just fucked like crazy and just kept fucking Did you only fans it or just for fuck no, we're gonna like just see the vibes and hang out and stuff Cuz I've only done any fans in ages, you know, so if I was gonna do it I would have done it with her like that was kind of originally what's to see if we want to we will she makes like probably half a Million a month. Did you tell you love her crazy dude half a million a month? And now she was I knew for a fact I'd never be able to date a girl like Nope, and we went to Coachella together after a few days. We drove up in a we had like a Lambo Eurus we drove up we fucked on the freeway in that just driving around Fucked in the five guys toilets, which was funny And then went to the festival got really drunk and she like didn't like How do you how do you how does that come up in conversation when you're at a restaurant like no Should we do you just say I wasn't a restaurant. It's like a McDonald's almost Yeah, I just said do you want to go fucking the bathroom like I was I'm a dick was still hard from La Viagra It wasn't Viagra was Seattle the same shit Yeah, and what what what happened? What was the point when something went wrong? She didn't like we went to Coachella together and a few things happened to Coachella on the day Not between me and her but it's just like a wild day. You know, it's like when we all drink We're all a bit wild especially in America like they don't really drink very good. Like they don't they have like Yeah, it's like I like to get fucked up like proper fucked up I was harmless. I had a good day and then the next day she's like, oh, I just I can't be around drunk people She was must have been high or something. I don't know and then it's a cool Let's just not go together and then I was like fuck. I was like, what should I do now? I'm all the way over here I've got the past but not gonna go like just chill. I was like, fuck it. I'll just look at flights I might just head back to Oz. Well, you said to fuck like it's Coachella. No, I know that I was gonna still go But I was like it was day two and I was like fuck. So I just go back to Oz just get because I was in such a good routine I was so happy. I was training every day boxing. Everything was great. I was making content again. Everything was flowing smooth It's like fuck. I'll just go home go good foundation things are good But I was like fuck it pulled out my phone and one of my childhood best friends who actually used to make videos with very long time ago He was there and he's like, yo, I saw you're at Coachella. Do you want to come with me? What are the chances? Very small like zero point zero eight. Yeah, and just walked it out I um He was there with a bunch of my friends I grew up with in my hometown and stuff like that. So I was like fuck it Why not I went to their Airbnb. Did you sleep with him? Mm-hmm, and then I went to the festival with them Had the fucking greatest day ever and I was like, what are you guys plans? What is even doing in America didn't know that they were there and because some of them Don't even have like you social media is just like meh and then the gold going to New York from here I was like, oh fuck. I haven't been in New York. It's like a bucket list place for me So I booked a flight when I was drunk and then I ended up going with them to New York We had the greatest time ever and then I followed them to New Orleans for their last night They had one night left and they went to New Orleans. I went there and then I met like a super fan in the street It was working with big snakes and shit. He gave me so much coke for free Even he was like if you need anything while you're in New Orleans snake handler with coke Yeah, you need anything in New Orleans hit me up and the next day I hit him up picked me up in like a cool big suburban like escalates got a whole bunch of cars We drove around it took me like an airboat to our like alligators and shit. Wow We went shooting like the craziest guns I've ever seen with this guy. His name is black Rambo on Instagram He's fucking hilarious shooting range or just a spanish backyard in school. Yeah, was Tony Hawk there. Yeah and And we went shooting shot like some crazy guns and then Yeah, what's she? Marty made a joke Man, whoa, look then I went to stagecoach country music festival with different friends Oh the same grounds as Coachella was still set up everything the exact same place Palm Springs. They leave this doing this you go Yeah, and then after remember that I was talking like that German Swiss whatever she is girl mm-hmm ages ago Maybe yeah, I don't think it didn't abide. Is this the one you wanted to marry? I don't have one to marry her But she was just a girl. I'm friends with talking to him. She messaged me at 4 a.m. on the last day of Coachella I didn't know she was in America. I thought she was in Europe, but she's like, oh, hey, I saw you're Coachella What are you up to so I didn't picked her up I drove and picked her up She was staying two miles from where I was staying We just chilled on the couch talking and shit that we drove back to LA together the next man It was it was an adventure sex with her on the highway. It was an adventure And then you started fucking making content in New York made a lot of content in New York cookie monster Yeah, had a great time and then I went to the country festival and I went back to LA and then the boys flew out to New York I'm at me in New York. I meant to meet me in LA, but they surprised me in New York So that was kind of cool. Wow Did you party with Scott and Loki and I'm not really it was kind of it wasn't really the vibe of like I don't know I was there with all the other boys drinking like a lot before they came out new car You know like me and Loki would like Loki likes to smoke weed and shit So we're just smoking and that and Scott doesn't really drink as it is So it wasn't really the vibe of partying and going hard. You should have forced him to do it. I would have been keen I would have I should really forced up Anything what so the best part of everything if your whole life is The fact that things didn't work out and go according to plan with that girl that led me to my childhood friends That I love to be around because they remind me of so much of my good times for the childhood and what made me get Into making videos and it made me fall back in love with making content again Because now I'm super fucking happy super mode is super super driven got so much cool content back That way to go that I think people are gonna really enjoy found my roots again And it was just amazing out with people from my hometown that I have such good memories with don't care about social media We just we're in the moment of touristy ship saw all of America that I haven't seen like before Just lived in each day by day was present in the moment wasn't using my phone much just it was an eye-opening trip And the greatest trip I've ever done. Oh shit. We'll make sure you hit up Vanuatu. Nope. I've been Jackson and dodoity Jackson I do Jackson and dodoity It's two people That was fucking so yeah, how long was it three months five months a year about six or seven weeks Yeah, you were gone for a while. Hey, that's how you know, he's having a good time Fucks off for a while man the first few weeks. I just was fucking on one. I was just drinking just on Everything it was great fun time and I felt great the whole time probably cuz I was any come down not one Wow, no one stage of that whole trip. Did I feel like shit? Man if I did that I would be fucking Suicidal you're gonna get lots of IV drips. Yeah, we've a message the IV place They're gonna come start coming in every couple you get a whole bunch of cool shit They're just literally like counters everything. They're expensive, but they're worth it If you've got the money to do it do it. Okay. Well, I won't do it Michael I don't have the money. Did you collect anything? I've got a bullet. Okay. I Bullet no, I bought back a load of shit. I'm so many cool souvenirs. Yeah, did I get any did you buy me a I'm gifts for everyone. I've Marty's wedding gift. I have gifts for Matt. Oh, thank you Thank you. It's a pocket pussy of my sister How is I love who Your sister she's good as she been talking about Matt Brown at all. She brought Matt up Just before I went away, I haven't really spoke to him much since I've been back But I mean before I went away. She used to talk about Matt a little bit They hung they went on a date in some kangaroo point. It's a lie I've never gone on a date with Matt's been noticing that she's been looking after herself. She looks good. She's always look good He really he's yeah, that's why he's wearing what he's wearing today. He's trying to impress her I'm trying to impress you Matt knows that my sister's gonna be watching. I've told her she should just fucking swallow a few of yours to be honest I Actually saying Jackson's coming on podcast today. What should I ask him? But she didn't get back to me in time. I'll scold her for that It's not domestic violence. She's sibling. It was last minute. It wasn't her fault But um, yeah, the laws change if you're related gender isn't a thing. What's this brother brother sister love? Talking about it's only half though anyway, so it's not really. Oh My god, man, this is fucking wild Is that fucking website video of Julian and Jackson dinner date Jackson at the beginning of the day saying you fucking shouldn't Shouldn't have I was trying my hardest to get my head around what you were talking about then Do you remember the end of that video? We're all standing outside. Oh, I don't know if we can pose this and then you just appear covered in water He just had a shower. Did I just walk straight out towards I needed it. That was to grow or smell Have you seen that? Yeah, it's one of the ones wasn't there poo on the ground Yeah, and on his face Disgusting me it on his face shaved your shaving. Yeah, it was shaving man. I'd be very ashamed if I did that I Shave not sure the older I get the more I'd regret that I'd be so ashamed. I think about it restaurant slash Barber I remember Julian saying something and I was like totally agreed with him I know I can't motor was something I would never ever be a part of that or some of that I can't remember but the poo poo was just the icing on the cake much It's too much. I nothing's too much. I'm I'm I grow stuff's easy. I think you handled it so well And I felt bad dude. I'm sorry But gross stuff is like I wish you guys had some wigs that I could have worn today Do you want some weed? No wig? I would have worn a wig if you had a wig for me. Okay Man, what what's another what's some I was trying to think is some funny shit that happened when we all live together You're gonna cut this What will you say this while we're here? Yeah But yeah, we can kind of different take too long I Just go to the toilet. All right guys We're gonna have a very quick little bong break and we'll be right back with more Jackson and Matt versus Michael And we're back guess who hit us up He died man So sad oh man I literally so I put in the group chat last night that I got a hole in one and no one believed me my friends It's starting to really I am the boy who cried. Well, I shot a gun out of a moving car in America What art at a bridge Did someone go no way wait wait yeah, well, I mean turns out you're not allowed to do Is drive by at CGI I Misunderstood the bridge is it enough? The guy told me to do it. He's like, yeah, you can do whatever you want Oh, I see this shoot up. I just put the gun out of the car. We're not so shoot down another car Did you aim for the water or did you aim for the up he's aimed up? I don't want to Distract him with a question You'd be quicker than us then Thinking about locked in lock just a question just so we can get up and shit half my mouth is locked and loaded ready to go Okay, did you aim for the water or the sky? It was no water and there was like no sky I thought you're on a bridge. Maybe no, I aimed at another bridge I Couldn't see through That's fucking crazy You probably have Someone Man, yeah, there's some fucking gnarly shit over there like some some shit I just couldn't even talk about on it. Oh my god, dude. You could have killed someone I'm I don't see me having a good laugh about it. Well, I got to New Orleans through someone's I didn't realize when I got to New Orleans like I was walking out 5 a.m. Drunk just filming crackheads and just trying to wind up a few junkies and stuff Smashing bottles at my feet and shit, and I've got a few videos of that Oh, I'd love to see that. I'll show you and she was beautiful And I didn't realize till towards the end of the trip that you Google it and it's like is New Orleans safe So it turns out 98% of the rest of America's safer than New Orleans. It's the murder capital of So this is it's one of the yeah, the high it's not it's in the highest 2% Town cities of all of America the highest crime rate the highest murder percentage beat Chicago. Yeah way higher than Chicago Incredible Holy shit. Yeah, and I was walking around drunk like just filming crackheads. She had a knife the girl There's screwdriver. Sorry. She had a screwdriver that I was filming. I have to know this You probably shot her Yeah, I have to know this is the map of Tony Hawk's underground to the same. Oh No She was gorgeous I went through a bottle at you then before I was started filming there was a must have been four or five Different bottles that shattered at my feet. Were you wearing this? Yeah? Oh my god, that's insane I can you definitely would have gone murdered. I was almost gonna come here in the in the suit from your wedding It's because I know Michael liked it. I was a good suit But no the map of Tony Hawk the New Orleans map and when Bear Margera went there and Viva LaBam to New Orleans to Mardi Gras Everything looks the same. Oh, wow. So very good. New Orleans was exactly the same as a video game Did they have the ramps? Yep at the ramps. They had the cemetery. You could do nada spins on them Did you skate? Yeah, I skated there I was fucking drunk the first night the guy that I met he's just got videos of him just knocking out so many people in the street What cuz he's sober of like three or four years the dude that I met and So he works as like a performer almost in your eye. He charges 20 bucks for photos with his pythons They're like fucking monstrous pythons huge and he does this segue stuff on the show Like you'll get 10 20 old tips to pick girls up on a segue just whatever it's called Bourbon Street the main Huge he's not a very big guy. He's just a strong dude And he's a really nice guy But like a lot of the time drunk people would just try to fuck with him or touch his snakes without permission Or they try to trip him off the segue in that he's just got videos of him just knocking people up to people out cold He doesn't start them like some someone might just start a fight with him or try to wind him up And he'll just wait and then usually he'll wait for them to throw one because they're drunk It's just an easy target. So after they throw one punch. He just flattens them It's pretty funny It was it was it was a weird weird trip I got out of the fucking boat and was like standing pretty much on top of an alligator like oh Did you touch one? Yeah? Oh I will fuck Jackson and adoity look an LA guy. Yeah, LA was fun had a lot of fun in LA as well Locky did a dab you know the dab hits from for weed in Venice Beach You can this is all these little shops now. It's five bucks. You just get a dab hit They like if you're sterile like a little dab rig and they do it for you and just inhale the dab Locky did a five-dollar dab and he said he just was fucked couldn't like move or talk or think for like No, so they melt the wax on the dab rigs and then I've seen videos of those dudes with massive long They're crazy I've done one and it fucking sent me to space. It was like doing a hundred It was like doing edibles and like a hundred bongs at once Oh, I'd stay away from that. Let's do one. Let's do three throughout the podcast. I'm gonna dab rigging in my truck. Oh Yeah, what about your new car? Yeah, tell us about it's like three cars in one literally is a smaller monster truck Yeah, it made my truck look like mini. Well your truck is small I like your truck. Thank you be big enough for you. I could fit on the back Yeah, you can drive on the back put it in the tray People are gonna be asking you to help them move house now. Yeah, everyone's gonna ask I've been asked twice to do lifts on a Saturday night like people just from clubs and I was like, I can't It's no room I do used to be five dollar lifts, but not at the moment. Yeah, we've been driving. We should all get back into that There's some extra cash on the weekend. It would be it was fun for a normal I thought when you didn't have to do it for like 16 hours straight You could just do like for like four hours shifts five days a week and live off that that's a good life I think you guys also did it at a time where they wasn't so many like taxes and penalties and things you got to do now You know, it's not worth it. No, you're not making like ten bucks an hour Fucking costs and devalue and insisting. Don't forget about fuel Jackson made wear and tear All kinds of expenses someone throws up in the car. No, I know that happen Oh my god, I forgot about that happened to you. Yep twice three times to me I would have thrown a left jab you can tell when they're gonna throw up I just wipe it up with a towel and I kept driving Down the windows and kept going I had to get out of an uber in LA because the fucking dude's stunk So fucking bad. Yo, can you pull over? I just and I got out I have a memory then of us all in LA together. Oh my god We're just chatting a shit and then I let out these massive fart and everyone went silent giggling and then these driver Just fucking sped up. So I go like a hundred waving in a tiny little street Just so angry and then he slowed down to be in a bit more silence, and then Kristen just goes did that really just happen? Just like pusing ourselves love it's hilarious because he was in the front seat with him. Just go whoa He was just weaving like he was really mad and then the speed of it smelled bad It's if it's not only got mad. He just wanted us out of the car. I want to get that Had some laughs there. Do you have any coffee? But also do I just had a memory fuck LA was fun when That shit house airbnb place that would always flood from the sinks and the mind you it was like pretty much Yeah, like a views of all of LA and it was wasn't it worth like a millions of dollars Yeah, like a four or five million. Oh house. It was in West Hollywood. I was in Hollywood in like it wasn't the Hills Hills But it was up like a really and I had a fucking cool spa and a swimming pool We just started pissing outside into the spa became our toilet Turned by the end of the week. It had gone like orange And then how did we we just put a hose in it? Oh, hang on hang on we I bathed in it me. I fixed it. Oh, really? I put a hose in and turned on I'll check down a couple of days It just flooded the piss out once it reached that's just basic physics. I like that in science Bunsen burner Bunsen burner beacon You just put it in and let it just keep overflowing and eventually it's just gonna be fresh water Feel that for our pool. Yeah, we could try it. Oh man. That was fun. That was some fun. Yeah. I was fucking good scooters anyway, sorry What else happened in LA? Once they left we went to some hotel motel crack. Yeah, we Just shit as plays. I think I want to sort quickly before I left. I think I went to that little hotel It was like a motel though One bed and then we just put all that shit there and then just fucking it just became it. Yeah And it was like it's crazy. I think we all were in LA together. Oh, man It's crazy. We've been in LA together. We've been in England together. I'm pepper in a place I bring a place. Yeah. Wow and Church Road. You were there for I Got mine in I got mine in proper then this is a fucking close to me when you do I'm trying to spread the scent. Have you guys getting it Julian's having fun? No, I've got fucking a coal I can't smell shit. Well, I want Jackson. I want the guest. Do you think you've actually got covered a nest Well, mom had it at the wedding. Oh, but I didn't start feeling sick till last Thursday Surprised I didn't catch it She's so Joe you didn't expect her to be so German. Did you yeah, did you said they were both German? That was a great night. That was one of the coolest weddings. I'm I'm not gonna lie Thank you, dude. Sorry That's it. Okay. No, that was a very beautiful evening in the wedding. It was very very Very off-topic to what this podcast is normally about which is just crazy fucked up shit, but that was a beautiful wedding Shoot that bridge on his bucket list shoot at a bridge Just a real fucking weird bucket list definitely a felony Okay, all right, let's move along He was kept he just pulled over anywhere. We'll just shoot you just pull over and we would just shoot Cars man, like even at this this one's pretty funny. I have to show you a quick brief That was like just off the main road Wait what A bathroom fucking oh my god, that's a boy. Who was that? I don't know new Orleans. All right Matt Jackson you can sit in on this and we're gonna have a little Matt just let me know when to come back. That's Michael. No push the button Matty here We go watch this Jackson. This will blow your mind. It's currently ten six Oh Anyway It is currently ten six in our esteemed Matt vs. Michael segment where Matt and Michael go head-to-head every week and the winner at the end of the season Gets nothing but a bottle of glory Mints means mince it is mince. What's the score? It is ten six right now ten six to Michael Matt is distracted by porn. Look at that. Look at his distracted face. Oh My god tongue was in my gut So tongue was in my gut. Sorry. I'll get back on track and today. What are we doing? We find out Who's better at geography? Oh easy. Oh my god No, are you confident with this? I fucking guarantee all he knows is Mongolia you have to be nasty mate. I thought Matt's traveled a fair bit. Can I help Matt? Can I help him? Okay, I'm very very good geography in history. I figured you stay out of it. It's me vs. Matt No, you just said he was not good So I'm gonna help him know Michael as a point if you were to help Michael. I'd be very upset Scissors paper rock Sorry, all right Michael. Do you want to go first? Definitely yes, Michael. What's the capital city of Canada? Vancouver sorry, I'm gonna shut my mouth. It's not Vancouver Vancouver Incorrect Matthew goes to you it goes to you fight. It's hard because the fuck is it not Vancouver? Yeah, I'll see I was thinking about I don't think it is actually Oslo I'd say Oslo if I was you I was gonna go Quebec Quebec the answer is Ottawa It's all I can trust me what Ottawa I said Oslo same thing don't trust Trust in question number two Matthew coming for you. Thank you. What continent is Brazilian What continent is Brazilian in South America? That is that is correct. That is correct. Matty's up one. You don't know that you should Matty's up one nil Name the capital cities of Australia Michael all of them Earth Good time limit on this Adelaide Melbourne Tasmania Sydney Brisbane Missing Canberra. Yeah one more. Oh my god Darwin Oh Now Matt gets a crack at it. Okay, everyone beside all the capital cities of all the states and territories. Yes. All right So Brisbane Queensland Sydney New South Wales Canberra ACT Hobart Tasmania Adelaide South Australia Perth Western Australia camera He's missing one way. He's got it. How long has he got and Darwin northern fuck God, you're good. How'd you know that cuz it's our own country to zero to the brown. All right Michael your turn. Oh, no Name a country beginning with Zed Zimbabwe All right to one Matt capital of Denmark Um, oh fuck, I know it dickhead hang on hang on hang on hang on a couple of Denmark Hey, can he be quiet I'm trying to think I know it. He's got to be a time Ten seconds of hush time. I know you got time with your can he be can he be can he be time? Well, there will be a limit eventually though Matthew Haha, you fool. It's too all the chickens don't know no quickly. You can't say it dude. I'm not give you Zimbabwe. It's only fair It's it's look ha ha Oh shut up you shut up No, okay That's too all holy fuck. I was not prepared for this. This is crazy. I haven't got another question written So I'm just gonna make one up All right Who goes first like what went first just then I hate it. So you got first I have one. Oh my god I can't believe I'm fucking one. I've got a good question and the winner gets a kiss What year not for Marty because Marty would know what year did Adolf Hitler die? I Would 1939 no be like I'll tell you 1944. Whoa, that is so warm like fuck like pissing the bed warm Michael What is the capital of Switzerland? Oh shit, I Know oh My god Is it Oslo? Oh Wait wait no, it's rhymes. It's as simple as something that nobody knows. Oh, no, I'm pretty sure I've been there too Have we been there? Can I help it? No, can I help him? This isn't it, but I'm gonna say Venice Incorrect Matthew. That's Austria you fucking correct Incorrect the correct answer is burn. Oh fucking no one knows many it even says many people surprised when they hear that they The the burn is the cap. I didn't know let's go back. Let's go back 15 seconds. He said Venice. That's in Austria Yeah, I thought they were the same country Sorry, sorry All right, Matt. It goes to you now. Oh shit Matthew name all the continents in the world This is hard to shout out Um South America North America the seven in total Australia and Switzerland Is that one? No, Switzerland. No, the Australian one. Yeah. Yeah, it's called something else, but I get what you're saying. Okay Yeah, Africa Europe and Asia is five Japan I'll do it. I'll do it Okay, you've got Africa. Yeah, you've got Asia. Mm-hmm. You've got Australia. Mm-hmm. You've got South America North America. Yep Holy fuck. Yeah got hard to Antarctica. Yeah, there's I don't remember the other one that you said Europe Europe He got it. Yeah, he did get it. I think one Asia Europe North America Africa South America Antarctica And Australia slash Oceana. Wow, I would have got like 90% in this 11-6, holy shit. 11-6 Seven No, no the overall score. I wasn't expecting those type of Joey friends I thought you'd go more like like countries starting with like C or something. Yeah. Yeah, look, I'm high My head was getting hot. All right. Let's have a go. Oh, that sucks. It's time For Matthews tinder adventures fucking hit it Matt Did you have tinder? Yeah, we have Matt's tinder ha ha ha Matthew Brown is lost control now these women will lose their souls All right. Yeah, this is a segment where we have taken over Matthew Brown's fucking tinder And we do the conversations as we think that he would talk to them Wow, this is exactly how we think and we're trying to find him a girl and these are the conversations You're going well Matthew. I'm not going well. Nothing is working I have you people lied to us about having sex on Friday night. I did not lie to you All right. Here we go. Let's get into no way to prove it to you. I swear. I'm a shot. She dick I can prove it. I know how to put past me your wrist and your palm right Say say you didn't or you did so tell him tell him if you did or didn't have sex You lying All right, you fingered her I didn't I was on okay. Look at it in the shower. Did you finger her? I was alone all weekend. All right, let's move on now. Now the pulse has sped up. Oh, sorry Michael did come over and play some Okay, I'm good. I'm good You did finger All right, here we go. So Matt starts a conversation here with this young pretty lady Drown me. Oh, what the hell? I can't believe I just said that and what's your preferred method of drowning? Oh fresh water preferably and maybe like tied up and gently lowered into a running fresh water stream I also want soft jazz playing and I want someone's hand touching me So I don't feel alone as I inhale water, but that's if I could choose I don't expect it to be that perfect when it happens, haha, but that's a dream What about you? How do you want to drown and she hasn't replied? Imagine if I pushed you into a lake or some shit. How are you tits swing? Haha, good. Did you end up imagining me pushing you into a lake or let me know what you think my skin is so salty I'm losing my temper She hasn't replied I should have just dated Matt starts a conversation here Stay away from my family And she didn't reply. There's a few days ago. So I write again I've written again You've been you've been taking her mail again. This is your last warning And she still hasn't replied All right another conversation here collect samples samples Yeah, it's one of my hobbies. What about you? Do you collect anything? That was like Like a month ago and then again replied today. How come you never got back to me? I know I don't usually care if you don't collect samples and she hasn't replied to that. Yeah Oh my god Bring me up to speed. How many gods you've been with? Yeah All right, this one it was promising because she messaged first and you destroyed it. Hey Matt. How are you going? Just did a nang. Haha. I draw my phone in a fresh mound of human shit in the outhouse on the weekend Draw on my back with a permanent marker. How was your long weekend and whatnot? Sounds like fun. Oh, I've had a great weekend. Thanks caught up with some friends and just chilled It was really nice. Haha. It was fun until I had to dig my phone out with two long sticks I've never smelled such smells before. Hey Oh, that's awesome. Thanks for opening up. No point in crying over milk that spilled over the ground and shit Oh, no Um, you know right back to that. No, all right. This girl's called robin. It's important because of your opening joke with her Batman and robin. How's batman? Sorry, you probably get that all the fucking time. I'm a steel worker very labor-intensive. Where are you right now? Oh, hey, not for not for a while lol. Look where I look like where am I right now at the doctors? Oh, no way. Is everything okay? I've done my first aid course. So if you need to need me to help, let me know I'm fine. My I'm first aid too. So it can look after myself. I'm in deception bay I'm always a bit suspicious of deception bay. Just seems a bit like deceptive I've been stretching my neck for a few years and now I can almost turn my head a full 180 degrees I did it in public last week and a woman fully freaked out You know how birds can twist their head. Yeah, sorry. I got lost. No, it's good. I got I was visualizing it. I liked it. I see a future with you vik Can you that's great insight you have matt I'm closing my eyes and passing my energy through the phone to you. Can you feel it? I felt it when I started typing. It was so weird That's some heavy mystic shit you got going on there matt. The cosmic force must be totally running through your veins I'm not usually so spiritual straight away. I don't know. I know it sounds dumb But I just had a feeling when I looked into your eyes and your pick I went to a psychic on the weekend too and you wouldn't believe what if I if I told you what she said Gonna hit me with it. What did she say? She said I'm going to have financial hardship for most of my life and that around in around five years I'll hit some really difficult health issues and my first child will be a stillborn But she also said that I'll find my first love this year She's gonna fucking want to be with her. She replied. Yeah, she did Not sure all the first people wait the love bit, but you've got to But you've got the love bit then I guess anything's possible, right love wins for the day for you. What was her name? Yo, it was a bit taken aback with the other stuff I've never had such an honest psychic before her name is Kelly Marie one of the best and most accurate Psychics in the world. She even predicted the floods a few years back. It was hectic as shit. Have you done that or some shit? Yeah, she certainly was honest man. Yeah, those floods were massively hectic Yeah, I went to one not that long ago in barn. Oh no way. Holy shit. Are you fucking kidding me? You've actually been to one. What happened? Like what did she say exactly any bad news? Let's do relate I'm fucking scared Yes, exactly Yeah, now it wasn't that bad, but the last seven years have been pretty bad. So I'm glad it wasn't bad huge transitions new beginnings Oh, lol. Sorry. I probably sound super excited I've just recently gotten into into them heaps and then when I got that bad news about the stillborn and shit I was kind of confused because I'd never heard of anyone getting bad news like that before So I'm just curious to see if I'm the only one I know that got the bad news That's an ongoing conversation. She doesn't reply to that That that make sure you keep following that up. I lost you again. You guys laugh through it Oh, dude, I loved it. I'm sorry. Okay. Here we go. I can't help it I'm just picture you saying these things and it brings me to my knees. Can't She's she's gonna She has the first kid with you. It's not gonna be pretty. It's a fine edge. Oh, I'm just if you have a timeline I stared at him for about six minutes. My spirit animal is a powerful owl You should that should tell you a lot about my personality. I'm a bit of an alpha. You're keen I have a feeling that would have me in stitches with laughter and while I'm keen I just don't think I can help make it happen. Sadly. What do you mean? That would have you in stitches. Have you seen the owls I'm talking about? They're fucking massive They're like one meter tall and they each sheet me shit. Look them up and then get back to me I bet you'll change your mind And she hasn't gone back to me So this under his actual name. Yeah. This is his entire profile. This is Matt Brown's pictures amazing He's gonna get done for harassment No, it's look it's it's going quite well. It's all very like progressive stuff. I've snorted deep heat Anyway, that's the end of uh tinder adventures Jackson and dodoity Thanks for coming on jack. I fucking what any what do you want to tell him all I would like to say is uh It's good to be back And uh Let me let me tell you something. There's a few good videos in the works Yeah, you said you were walking around Well, uh went around wall street in a nice suit and uh, just fucked around I was dropping big massive dead fish out of my briefcase on the subway and everyone was freaking out and they stunk I walked around and just made a complete goof of myself I was just a full public nuisance and it's the first time in a while. I've been a public nuisance and I quite enjoyed it Did um, you where are you gonna post at all? Probably your facebook Probably only she said I'm not gonna post There's a chance that most of it won't get posted I've probably have enough content to post two to three new videos a week for like a year that I've just never really gone around A posting Wow, dude, you should do that. I don't know what to do post it. Yeah, but how It is confusing these days. It's so hard when you got to think about like global warming and artificial intelligence What does Eila think? Man, honestly, if you want a free, uh trial to her only fans, I could hook you up But I want you to pay me the monthly sub So it's the same as subbing to her but I get the money Anyways, I appreciate you guys having me. It's been awesome to be back If anyone watching I've got new podcasts coming and you probably don't care. I wouldn't watch them. That's shit And uh, that's that's how I promote myself Jackson and O'Doherty I don't have a middle name for that make sense But yeah Oh Bong break everyone Bong break Jackson tears his ball bag on our podcast Yeah, that is a good thumbnail We have questions from your answers your questions are all our answers and the answers from your questions from the questions And your answers these are answers for your questions and these answers for your question And the questions and your answers these are answered from your questions to me. Sorry, okay What are you cranky about? Can't you hear my proclinus? No, I can't hear it. That's that racket that fucking racket That's fine All right, if you made that if you want us to answer your questions comment on the money Michael fully actual youtube channel We answer the most liked questions first. So after you've commented your question I have a scroll through and like the other questions you want to stand some mat First question is from peter hard. Um, have you started planning for the live podcast yet? Yep had a chat with james today about it and uh, we've got two different venues We're going to choose from and we'll be making that decision soon Yeah, I think that's going to seat like what 400 300. Yeah more definitely more than last year So matt it's going to be a fucking show Imagine matt in front of like a thousand people Thousands screaming people. I thought I did Yeah, you did do good, but we have to do a brown versus michael It's just very like shocking even what about like a oh like a dance We have to do like a dance routine for matt versus michael Irish jig It would be so funny to see matt tap dance. Oh matt I don't know if I can tap dance. That's that's hard to do isn't if we if I got If we paid for you three lessons, would you do it? Yeah, I don't know We'll have to talk about what we want to do for it'll be hard on the joints I reckon tap dancing because you'd have to be real floppy and shit with your heels and fucking ankles and shit. I will have to talk about it To talk about matt's dance next question is from milking stool patrick Um, can we have on fine as a guest on the podcast ones? I guess they could come on for interviews We keep saying no you definitely wants to come on Sorry matt. What happened then? What what You got to keep up. Sorry Next question is from amy jones, um marty your top three moments of your big day Um The vows were good The fucking um the speeches were very very good and um Yeah, the the celebrating with everyone after was Fucking good. Do you remember the golly? I had remember the nose golly up on and up on the roof Oh, yeah. Oh, man. I got my fingers on it. Do you remember that? Oh Fuck we had the videographer and Oh, yeah, we did too jishan's justians find that Fucking wild photos. Have you seen them yet? No, no, they gotta get edited. I think we got them in like two weeks or something Looking forward to that And the videographer video. Yeah, that'll be slowly. I want to see michael's table dance Do you remember the table dance you did for the video? No Fucking hell All right, next question is from dylan b Um Matt, do you go to the movies by yourself? You look like the type of guy that does did they get lots of likes? No, but I have been once before i'm own Um, and uh, yeah, it was pretty depressing Yeah, fuck. I don't know if you've never been in the movies alone. I'm trying to think no I don't think I have I got given but I think I would still go if I really wanted to watch a movie Yeah, that's what happened to me I got given five free tickets to cinnaplex here in brisbane And I used four of them and I had one spare and then I remember I didn't have to go to school Like uh, sorry not school at uni one day and um, I just went and saw a movie I have a secret to reveal. Oh, you've done it too when I was 13 moved up to brisbane Had to spend the christmas holidays with no friends up here So I'd go to the cinemas and watch movies by myself. I saw Peter Pan Yeah, wow I've another fun fact about cinemas When I was like 19 once I was in a bar that didn't have a toilet and I went for a walk to try and find a public toilet Couldn't find it walked into the cinema thinking. Fuck they'll have one here Was so hammered I could not find the toilets I was like fuck it ducked into one of the cinemas and just started empty cinemas and just started pissing And halfway through my piss one of the cleanest walks up the fucking alleyway and sees me and she's like, what are you? Fuck it. So it's just me and him alone. I'm pissing in the cinema That's why remember you called me and then I was like because I had two options I could have fucking Legged it and and avoided it more. I could have just come clean like look dude I'm absolutely hammered and I'm really sorry about this and I chose option B I was like, look man. I'm real. Sorry. Go get me a fucking bucket. I'll clean this Did you clean it? No, he said he got the bucket, but there's a hole. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it Yeah, so you became friends sort of yeah, and that's not even the good bit as I was leaving the Someone he must have called the cops before I befriended him and As the cops had my description After he just told me to go away as a girl to ride. I'll clean it. So I'm like fuck you I got away with it and then the cops walk in my direction I fit the description of the person looking for that pull me back into the cinema and then he goes The cops took me outside and will like look you're really lucky. He's not pressing charges Oh See, wow good people skills You can piss where you stand and then sell them look like I'm sorry, but it just don't arrest me Yeah, I was just really apologetic and I was like, that's very good. I remember. Yeah, you called and told me about So I got my piss off Man, I have memories of Marty When we just spent that day with Austin and Jay And you were just standing wherever you were on the golf course. You just start screaming. I piss where I stand Be like on the green like in the hall or like just facing people teeing off in the hole like next to us We just like You just need to piss every now and then and just you'd piss wherever you stood Whenever you wanted is very nice. I enjoyed it Stoned as fuck Stoned so nice. Yeah, that was good Stoned Oh golf very good, too. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, man. Um next question is from Manuel Selamurin Selamurin Selamurin Selamurin Selamurin Selamurin Selamurin Selamurin depending where he's from um Who in the group is most likely to unplug someone's life support to charge their phone? I would say julian, but yeah, you do never have a charge phone. So it's because we work on it so much Um Man, what's I don't know. I don't feel like anyone in that group. Yeah Is always Oh, yeah Taking the piss man. I'm so high I can't even remember the question. That's all right. We've moved on. I need a wee next question is from bones and marco Um, sorry Sorry Uh Next question is from i'm ray c 303 um Between all the boys, who is the funniest to watch get intoxicated Fuck the funniest to watch. Yeah get intoxicated. Well, I like watching matt because it's so rare Yeah What so your wedding was just you watching me fucked up? I was Fucked at your wedding. Yeah, you had a good matt when he parties is like, oh imagine a really Just happy happy extroverted like Silly man. I got out of control I was so upset because I didn't I felt like I didn't spend time with anyone I just sort of roamed around in my own just goes hey And the night went like that you were right went like that and I remember like I want to go Say hello to certain people and all this stuff and just I don't remember and then we went to the nightclub and I remember having a good time We're sitting in like a booth at julian organized and then I found myself at the entrance to the toilet like Telling these two young dudes that like you can be anything. Oh And you came up. I think it was either you Luke Luke came up there and Luke came up and was like I was like, what the fuck are you doing? I Came to this point. I remember I was like I was like I had my hand on this dude's chest and like He was this tall. He must have been like 19 or 20 Young dude good looking dude. I was like you can be anything you want. All you got to do is start Oh, and Luke would have just been like, what the fuck are you doing? But in my head I was like taking the piss I was having a good time with it And there was like I was trying to chat to fucking anyone who was heading to the toilet It was a dangerous zone to go to the toilet for anyone and um, but everyone was so nice Matt's like, you know when you when you drink when you How so sure you are able to be when you're like first few times you're drinking I can to make you really like like I remember when I was like 17 I'd get drunk and I just go and hang out with adults and shit that I'd never even met before Just because you give inhibitions are well and truly gone. Yeah, Matt reminds me of that Like it still gives him that yeah, well, it's funny. He says that because there's like the whole toilet thing I remember me and Henry went through a stage where we just go party in the toilets. Yeah It's just like people Everyone is willing to have a chat. It's the the music just a tad lower Yeah, that's the thing that the club that we're at was shit because it was just doof. Doof. You couldn't hear a thing Yeah, I couldn't hear like you gotta I guess yeah, you gotta boss for me and hear things It's really easy And then me and Luke went and got into a fight Yeah, brown almost got bashed No, I didn't get bashed I had to stop Luke from killing someone. Anyway, next question. Um, I know that was a hate comment. Um Oh, that's not good. Romish Fernando Fernando. That's a beautiful name. Thank you. Um You guys were talking about the wholesome in early episodes of the podcast. Why can't you take wholesome again as a sponsor? Um Because they would never sponsor us I work for them still but um, yeah, I don't think we're the right You shouldn't really value it. Yeah, that's fine. Um, I don't think we're the right Podcast for them to sponsor. Maybe if we were talking about concrete 24 Yeah, like fuck as if a concrete company would yeah, probably don't do podcasts at all because it's too niche It's like who does concrete podcasts? You probably could you do? Oh my god, that could start a I would actually watch I would listen to that every day to that every day as well interview my Like the people I work in like in bags of cement on and interview them and shit get greg on all the time Just you and your dad. No, dad doesn't know a lot about cement. Sorry. Who would you get on as a concrete expert? I don't know. Maybe one of the technical guys Imagine that wholesome concrete podcast Or maybe one of the batches and they can run us through the process of uh, concrete batching You call it clear as concrete I reckon that's the title of the podcast. You know a lot of a lot of um, our customers call concrete mud I got some mud booked in Yeah, imagine someone loving the substance of concrete that much that they make a podcast about it. Wow. Yeah Apparently you can get concrete burn. You know, yeah, and prayer is quite dangerous. Oh, yeah, we've done it. We've had it Um, next is from will fenwick Okay, um, don't know if you've answered this in the past But where the heck do you get your outfits from sure? They're not in your normal wardrobe And where do you get the inspiration for them? We just go fucking costume shop. Sometimes we go to op shops And when we're buying shit for other shit, we'll see the shit. This is luke's this rain jacket It's like a legit rain jacket. Is it? Yeah, sorry And you know, we've we've filmed like over a thousand videos in our lives So we've got a lot of Fucking props and shit left over as a wardrobe room. I'll go if I go past spotlight I'll quickly go through and see what's on spash. Michael's got a like a loyalty card there. He's Yeah, they love him there. I'm really good at knitting. Yeah Next question is from mrk 2000 Have you guys seen the big lez show? If so, would you consider getting its creator? Jared right on as a guest? Yes, we have and yes, we have and yes, he is That answers that move that mic Is it in your way? Yeah, I wonder if that's in front of the camera. That's what I was thinking Sorry Next question is from peep crab Um, where the fuck did the sticker go and matt's laptop wasn't on there once the guest showed up now I realize a lot of people ask this um thing and stuff like that and then I realize this because we actually The guest came earlier. We wanted to film it first and get it out of the way So, yeah, my stormtrooper sticker disappeared Yeah, that wouldn't appear. Yeah, sometimes shocked everyone sometimes with guests We have to be flexible for their times. So we fucking just Go whenever they're available fuck off You're fucking pig I'll fucking bash you if you do that And I had it had a fucking bit. Oh, I need this one right, but it would have been gone. I would have eaten it Apologize no, it's shit. You and me are gonna have a fucking lengthy talk after we'll have a wrestle You want to wrestle dude? I would love I just saw the next one Yeah, but it's on the feet On the feet. Yeah wrestling from because if you'll sling each other to the ground and It's gonna be a fucking brawl. Oh, no, I just realized I have something that's hurting I'm just gonna bend your fucking wrist back No, I don't I want to play golf All right, I don't want to do anything violent with Michael. I do I love him wrestling on the knees maybe Yeah, no, I don't I've taken this what just happened and I've stored it and it's it's written down Yeah, I don't want to hurt him. I'm gonna refuse to to wrestle him What if he does he'll get his sticker then you get your sticker I'd rather I'd rather him pull his sticker off than me bash him. I really it's just it's not on but I like to threaten Let's drink bond water That's what he likes to threaten What's that? Oh, that's the end of the question everybody I think what is that Movies oh shit the movie review. It's mad verse break. Bong break emergency Bong break everybody Matt's got a movie for michael to review Matt's father's name is greg and michael would rather be dead This is michael's movie review Okay Just saying quietly right now that matt got mad at me for not watching movies And he hasn't watched a website video. So that is shit. You haven't given me one You got a fucking forward think where's my movie boys here bang bang bang I organize your movie you have to organize mine I also don't have access to him. Well, we give you anyway. It's free. You should be paying for it Oh, I'd sign up to stand last night Is that the only place it's Okay, but look I'm gonna turn over a new leaf and be positive to you I need to ask just in case Did you watch the keanu reeves one? He didn't watch the movie That's called point break. Yeah There's no keanu reeves. Oh, it's no fuck. I knew this would happen. He watched the wrong one How is there two point breaks two point breaks? What happened in it? Man, it was actually pretty cool. It was a weird concept about trying to reach nirvana And like shit. Do you know both of them? I'm pretty sure I said it in the last podcast Thank you. He wants a keanu reeves one. Not the fucking new one. It's not gonna lie. I saw the guy and I was like He sort of looks like kind of Reeves but blonde So I just sort of went with that and then I sort of enjoyed the it's a weird action film, but I got into it Did you see anthony keaters? No. Yeah, you watched the wrong film. You didn't watch it at all. Did you? No, I watched point break. Look it up. I fucking watched point break I've never even seen it because it's that shit. No, it was like he has like he has to reach Michael's watch the movie And you you didn't listen to me you watched the wrong one Point break you said And you've upset everyone now, especially the person who suggested this well the point break that I watched right that one without keanu reeves It is actually the best film out of every film you've given me I'm not kidding, dude. It was Like I was just entertained the concept I'd never seen before There was extremes. No, there was extreme sports heaps of like fucking snowboarding. I enjoyed a bit of surfing was okay There was heaps of motor like cross a bit of skateboarding. It was fun and exciting mountain bike riding Just let me know when he stops talking because I can't do honestly Of course the film that you don't give me ends up being the best Some random shit film with the same name. I have found to be better than your shit options Please comment which point break you think is better if you've watched them both Well, this had a bit of surfing in it. So it seemed like the same thing. You didn't tell me there were two point breaks Yeah, we did. I'm pretty sure on the last one. You said something about keanu reeves. This guy looked like keanu reeves, but blonde I will pull it up Anyway, pretty sure Yeah, so what do you give it out of 10? It was like I'd say a six a six six Yeah, so six. I'm pretty sure you've given matt's higher than six before I think no, I'm pretty sure 300 got a six you watched x machina. You said you liked that and you gave that higher I think I gave that an eight or a nine. Yeah, it was not as good as x machina, but like It was the second best film you've given me Get out of 17 All right matt, what are you giving this week? Maybe pick one that doesn't have um the same time How can they even do that? I know what could we put a movie out tomorrow called titanic? Yeah, you could we have what we did that the other week No, but like it's just has nothing to do with it It's a remake of it's like a remake, but the or everything's different. Yeah, but what can we put a movie out right now? It was yeah, if you want to remake a movie called titanic, we have Have you seen dances with wolves? Oh god, okay. No Yes, is that the one with kevin kostner? Yeah, it is have you seen it Yeah, I have actually seen and look I didn't mind it because like I'm I'm a dog guy Oh god, it's full of wool. Is this like some family film? No, no, it's not a family. It's um No, I wouldn't call it family at all. I'm pretty sure it's like mma Well, um mma I still oh It's a fighting film. Oh, no, I say I'm pretty sure the ratings mma. Okay mma This isn't this can't be the film It's another one knowing me. I'd probably watch that film You probably find you probably find an mma film called dances with wolves. Yeah, he'd make one bro I really I really like dances with wolves and it won. I'm pretty sure one best picture best director. Yeah, he can't really go wrong knows things like that like Yeah, that is a strange thing to know. Yeah, I said that because oh man So, yeah, it does do it gets under my skin. What year was it made? 90 I'm gonna go 95 Oh, yeah, I'm down for 90s. I don't know somewhere. We'll see maybe it's like nostalgic in some weird way 91 Somewhere in the 90s and that is at the end of michael's movie reviews matt. Give him a movie. Oh, we just did okay Is that on purpose This is the rock try now. Yeah, all right. There is p.o. box there But if you want to skip it because we've been going too long I understand How you do a letter we got a letter and definitely watch out. It's definitely hair. No in your bra it is Oh, wow. There is a bit of hair. That's great news everyone We've been sent some more pubic hair for our pubic hair box Dear michael Well, marty and michael you're probably the best friends going around not only trying to find the browner husband But also cure his crippling baldness Fucking top notch the cunt should be more grateful. There you go Um, I don't know how i'm not grateful. Fuck you. Here is my contribution to his puber wig. Thank you very much I've also found these four A tabs in my old keep safe box. What are a tab vintage? 2016 One of each for you plus the brown and james if your fellas aren't keen just give them to the old julian That cunts. Fuck day. I love you like don't loves the people who take his side We love you too. That is a good sign That is a cool fucking gift. That is such a good. This is the best peo box. We've ever gotten There is a pew in here with it, but it's one of the excuse that if peo box Oh, sorry if peo box if acid tabs have been left for ages. Are they more? I don't know I'll have to I reckon we do them next week next week's podcast at the beginning. Would you do that with cracker moat? Would you do it? No, we all have half at least. I'm too scared Yeah, because it was wonder we can't do drives on a lot of trust in that person But I do I trust him immediately. Yeah, I know that he's a straight shooter I don't know if we should put drugs on the podcast and turns a bit mushy Oh, what have we got here? Hey, watch yourself. There's something hard in there. I didn't know what it was Fight powder Oh, wow. We we really wanted some what's fight powder. I don't know smells does it? Yeah, there's there's some writing that It says here. Hey marty as far as he has a bit of fighting flag cleaner to help you Explode your guts on the pod brexton. Where are you? Fuck yeah All right, and that is peo box everybody and now it's time for the prank calls Your time is there for rust to waste Is that it? Man it is intense Your time is there for rust to waste picking up your phone was your first mistake. Ha ha ha ha It's prank call time You're speaking uh, hello, uh, my name, uh, Arnold fine. I see you have uh at say you do babysit Oh, I'm so sorry. Where did you actually see that advertisement? I saw and I saw on Little On vol in in vulva Yes, is that at um Oh, I will win Calls I I see calls. Maybe I cannot remember. I just see your number Oh, okay Look, I was at one place. Um, no longer Um, no, I'm no long What do I have a ride price? Maybe I see Maybe I see uh for right, sorry my baby cry. Hey Hey, that's enough. Yeah I pay a good price. Okay. I have maybe two three hundred dollar per hour. I just need four or five hour. Okay Uh and He four years old He's four years old. Okay. He has a few Ting wrong. Okay. He cannot see his eye When I look the other eye look, uh that way and uh, he cannot talk And uh very very big a big fresh boy, but uh Four four hundred dollar per hour. I know kidding. Okay. I need very urgent Okay, but I I'm actually working um somewhere else now Can he come with you? I drop him to your work. I give you leash. Uh, he put on back. Uh, he not run Um, and I start there. I do not mind Hey, yeah Hey He loves baking and uh, he begs with with you and uh He uh, give him phone. He look youtube. Uh, no problem. Okay. Where you work, huh? Yeah, I'm sorry. Um for me Um Papa me papa No, no, I'm papa So sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not on the baby screen any longer, but thank you for making that inquiry I do hope maybe you need to take down your ad on at course because uh now I waste my time I call I call your number. Okay, and do you tell me now or your business anymore and uh My baby crying now. Uh, what you want, huh? You must accept. Huh? You must accept No, I can choose if I really want any client I can choose and I'm I'm I'm sorry. I'm not available at this time Okay, but I did not even give you time and you say you're not available. Oh, come on. You Do That was so I don't know cringe is my palms are sweaty. Oh man. I thought yeah that poor lady, but it was very oh She's really trying to tell you that like hey, I'm so sorry. I'm unavailable. That was really like that genuinely He hit the baby It stopped crying immediately. Oh like I'd knocked it out man. I was being Turkish You guys can send me that clip. I'll post it on tickle. Sorry. Yeah, god Oh guys, that's the end of the podcast this week. We'll see you guys next week Don't forget to like comment subscribe live a five star review. It's all we wank to please. I'm begging you I'm on my knees. Can't wear the best And