 New tour date alert. All right, the official first show of the Return of the Ghetto Legends Tour. It's gonna be, you ready for this? You ready for this? In making. That's July 17th, okay? July 17th, making at the Coliseum. Go to the website right now for more information. The opposition, the opposition. Somebody did the opposition. Oh, my goodness. Give him. You see where that was going? I do. You see where that was going? I was with it. You was with it? I'll give you one. Yeah. I'll give you one a little now. I know you. I know you like that. Gangsta ass music. I do. If you can spit, I'm with it. Me, you know what? There you go. That's the one. You know what I mean? You wanna hear something on that? Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, you wanna go hardcore out the gate? You know, I'm like this. With a woman of my stature? You don't wanna come romantic, motherfucking black? This is your boy? Black King Lee? That's not your history. No, I really like the gangsta shit, but I would like to hear what you can do. I'd be like, hey, excuse me, Miss Lady. Don't mean to be shady, but would you like to get some lemonade? My name is Lose, and I came from Mississippi. Don't you worry about the money, my girl, because I'm plenty paid. She said, what you do? I said, I'm independent. I do whatever I want. I just, what I spend it. She said, what? I said, huh? She said, what? I said, watch what I do. I said, I'm independent, like I said, and I started coming off the top of the head, and then I understood that she didn't really understand, because she had never came across a man like me, the kind that you see on TV, the kind of ones that the college boys want to be, like a magnificence, so outstanding. She never met a man that was so demanded in my presence. She liked my essence. She liked everything that I was displaying, but I wasn't playing. I'm really on my grown man shit. And then I took her to my house, because I own that mix. Yeah, and that's a real life flex. But then she didn't even know what had coming next. We might just have breakfast or maybe brunch, or maybe just pack it up and go somewhere where they be drinking Hawaiian punch for breakfast. I bought the bitch a necklace. Hey, that's just the show I could, because I know she never been outside her neighbor. And if I'm going to treat her right, you know what, I got to treat her good. So you start to get it, yeah. And you know, that's the type of shit I should be doing. Change her life right in one verse, you know? Yes, King, yes, King, yes, King. I know that place where they drink Hawaiian punch for breakfast, they put it in the orange juice. I know a spot like that too. But I'm keeping my mouth shut. Don't tell nobody. All right. First of all, before we even get into anything, welcome to the trap. Welcome to the trap. Welcome to the trap. Right, now look, let me stop the music right quick, because it's only right that we give you your proper introduction, you know, for the people who may not know. Because not only do we have a true legend sitting in the trap with us today, we have an actress. Come on. We have a writer. We have a creative mind. Come on. We have someone who's been 10 toes down in the comedy game since before there was a comedy game. You feel me? Traveled all around the world. Was in the number one movie in America multiple times. Come on. You feel me? Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, Miss Lou. I've had the pleasure of working with you throughout the years, and I know you've never claimed no title of a queen of comedy, but you are the definition of a queen of comedy. I don't disagree with that. I'm just saying that I never, you know, I never put that title on myself at all. Well, we see you as that. I thank you, good. Yeah, yeah. Good, good. So welcome to the trap, like I said. Thank you. It's not the first trap I've been in. Hey! We appreciate it, and just know that, man, we have so much respect for what you do and what you have done. And, you know, giving us a blueprint to follow in this comedy game. Yeah. It's crazy, and I want to take this time to actually bow down and say that in the beginning, when the Instagram phenomenon, comic actor phenomenon started, and when people started to get really hot off of Instagram and making money and getting popular and selling out and, like, going fast after people who had put in the work, I fell some type of way. And I was like, you know, fuck these motherfuckers. They ain't paying no dude. Fuck these bitches. You know, we done made our career out of likes and shit. Fuck that. Our social media was like, that bitch funny. Go see her. That was my shit. But then I had to bow down because the amount of time that it takes to create your content, it's a real motherfucking job. Right. And doing this shit and having a vision when you could be out fucking up somewhere is wonderful and amazing. So I bow down to all you motherfucking Instagram content creators, if you can't beat them, join them on this shit. You got to. You got to. Once you saw they weren't going nowhere. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I just had an issue with the word comic and the Instagram thing. I felt more like you guys were more actors, literally, and could go into phenomenal acting career. So some of y'all, you know, you got to admit, y'all motherfucking create content, but then an hour on stage sometime is a snore for some of y'all motherfuckers. And that's just what it is. That's the game. But the acting motherfucking game, the writing game, the producing game, that's where y'all come in. And that's what you're doing right now. Exactly. Yeah. Strong J. Strong J, Strong J. We looked at the whole scope of the internet and it was like, we don't have no platform like this where comedians can come and just be comedians and talk shit and say shit and not have to worry about none of that other shit. Yeah. No sensational shit, none of that goddamn people want to be clickbait and all that shit. No, we want to hear from the people we want to hear from. Exactly. Glad you were here. Yeah. Thank you. So tell us, like, where your comedy journey start? How did you get introduced to the stage and the microphone and things like that? Well, do you want the short version or do you want the real version? We got that. You got time today? We want the real. You got time today. We in the trap. We got juice and all types of shit. We got wine. OK, well, the short long version is I was living in Long Beach in a really nice apartment with a girl from the mind who was my roommate who was a hug. Oh, OK. I was like, this story went. A real professional. Right. Right. OK. She was a professional call girl. She was British and she was black. And she sounded like Shadei and looked like Shadei, but taller and thicker. She had all the. She had, you know, she had the accent and she could usually, you know, just talk to the person, the guy that would come up into the gentlemen's, you know, and want to keep talking with her. You know, she had that. They'd be like, ooh, and all that shit. So she's very popular. So she met this guy who was a comic. And he started, you know, buying pussy from her. But then. He must have been doing all right. Because when I started. He was a no. He was a stabbing. He had pussy money. Right. Right. Who was this guy? I'll tell you all, Kevin. But he was doing well. He was buying pussy from her. But then they started dating on the Pharrell. And he would be at the crib. And I'd be around there talking my shit. And he told me, he said, you know, you really funny the shit you talk around here. He said, I do a comedy night at this club called Miss Wiz in Long Beach, which you have to be in triple OG to know about Miss Wiz. It ended up burning down and shit like that. But that was back in the day. He said, I do a comedy night in Miss Wiz and here in Long Beach. And if you ever want to come through, I'll let you go on stage a minute you walk in. And I said, I don't want to be no motherfucking comedian. I want to sing background for Luther. I used to do a lot of drugs back in the day. No. That's what I thought I could do, whatever. Oh, did you say? Yeah, I could sing a lot of motherfucking. OK, OK, OK. So it was on basis for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could have done it, whatever. Anyway, so, but, and I've never been a joke teller. But I do, you know, I listen to Cosby and to Red Fox and to, you know, flip wheels and stuff like that. And so I was I'm more of a storyteller. I don't really tell jokes. And those are the people that I listen to and that I sell. And I didn't have no comedy material to go down to this club. But I did know a couple of things that had happened to me that I thought was funny. I said, well, one night we were sitting on the patio drinking margaritas and being a couple of girls. And I said, let's go down to this motherfucking club and see what this motherfucking talking about. He's talking about he's going to put me up the minute I walk in. I'm going to call this club. Let's go. So we went down there and I walk in. He's like, you next. I'm so glad you showed up. So I went up on stage and I killed that shit. First time I ever took to the stage. And when I got off stage, this guy came up to me. He said, you know, you use funny little bit. I was like, thank you. And he said, I got a room over in the Merrick Park. You need to come fuck with me. He gave me his card. And so the first night that I ever did stand up comedy, I met the late great Robin Harris. That was Robin Harris. And I felt like he was passing a baton to me, literally, because I got approval like that the first I ever did it. So I went to comedy act theater, which was another popular place off Crenshaw back in the day. And everybody was in there just starting out struggling the DLs, the Jamie's, Bill Bellamy's, everybody was in there. And I met DL and this guy started booking us together. And then shit started. And then all of a sudden, Comic View came along. It was Comic View versus Def Jam at that time. You could do both or you could do one or the other. And if you did too much Def Jam, when it came to acting, a lot of agents wouldn't fuck with you because they didn't know that you could be blue and then not be blue. They just categorized you as you being naughty and shit like this. And they didn't want to fuck with you. But anybody knows that if you can do dirty, you can do clean. Stupid. That shit just pisses me to fuck off. We could all be booked for the next church convention. T.D. Jakes. Jakes? Hey, holla at us. And watch what we do. That's the beautiful part about being a comedian. And they didn't forget that part. No, being a professional comedian, that's the difference. I think they only do that with us, though. Black people. I know for a fact that they do. Yeah. Because they'll let them go wild, say the craziest shit. And then the next thing, they'll be on a children's show. Exactly. Whole ass 16. Have you ever been to a white comedy club and sat in the back and listened to white comedians, what they say? Yeah. You ever done like the comedy stories and shit like that, be in the back of the white room and hear what they say when they think niggas ain't around? What? Make you wonder, well, I'm going to whip your mother. OK, I asked a minute. You got to all say, bitch, you did all this in here, didn't you? Let me say I'm some ratchet shit. Yeah. But their shit is racist and our shit is funny. That's the difference. There you go. They want to shock you and say something racist, and we got to come every time. They ain't trying to shock nobody. They be sincere. That's what's shocking. That's what's shocking. Yeah. You admit that shit. They did. So what is this, a Ouija boy? What the fuck is that? No, this is a rolling train. I'm trying to figure it out, too. Oh, I'm like, are you doing cast and spells up in this motherfucker? It's a rolling train. That you do look a little conjuring. I'm like, huh? I'm like, what are we doing? What's going on? You roll over right here, and then you sit the blunts right here as you're rolling. I don't smoke blunts. Do you want to know why? Yeah. Because I just do not understand why you would taint wonderful, amazing marijuana with a nicotine-infested tobacco leaf. You don't know if you're getting hot off the tobacco or off the weed. Why not use like a rice paper or something really light like that, or even a pipe, and stop fucking with the great weed with the shit. The tobacco is the devil. I know it's the weed getting me hot. Well, how you know when you got to grab to the fucking tobacco leaf? Because I just smoked a regular Cigarillo, and it ain't even got there. I was desperate. What is my other shit? Well, whatever it is, it's a beautiful combination. Yeah. I don't like them. You from a, you know, most women. I'm a little joint girl. Yeah. Me and a joint girl. Joint. I'm a little joint. He make any bud. What a reefer that. Anybody got the reefer? I never said reefer. Really? No, I'm not that motherfucking square girl. Reefer. Hey, you guys smoking reevers. What is the reefer? What if you could just find a bag of reefer, like an authentic bag? It probably ain't no more reefer left in here. Now, do you know how far weed has come? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. All the reefer's gotta go. First of all, an ounce used to be what they would call, they used to call it a lid. It was three fingers deep. That was how you measure an ounce of weed back in the day. They also didn't have the buds like they do now. Just weed has stems, seeds, everybody fucking saying yeah. Then they had this other weed called tie stick that tasted like motherfucking candy. And it had a little string that used to go around it and it was the baddest shit in the land. And then they came out with the sesame, which was the weed without the seeds. They're boneless. Yeah, boneless, that's your boneless. So I done been through all of it. It's just all great to me. I just hate trash weed. Like don't try to smoke trash weed. I'm from Arkansas and every time I go back to my family reunion, I have to bring my own weed. You do. Because the weed is trash. You have to. Trash. You used to a certain caliber. I'm just saying, I'm not trying to be bougie, but I am about my weed. That's the one thing you're allowed to be bougie about. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, I don't play about that. Like that's dumb. I miss what's smoked grass. Miss what's smoked hay. I won't fuck with that. I'm not going to smoke your good shit. It's stupid. The tie stick that's like chocolate tie. Oh, that was a good old shit. La, la, la, la. Mm. Tie stick. Who remembers tie stick in the building? Yeah. Yes. Well, look, you ain't one of my favorite movies of all time. What is that? That damn board. All right. Yes. The gift to keep some kidding. That movie had these laughing so fucking hard. It's really inappropriate, isn't it? That's why I was laughing so hard. I went back and tried to watch it. I'm in the motherfucking. I went back and tried to watch it about a month ago. I couldn't get 10 minutes in. I was like, oh my god, I can't, I can't, I can't. That shit is so funny. Yeah, it's really hugely inappropriate and funny as fuck. Yeah. Yeah, I know. So how did that come about? Regular way. I had an audition. I had an agent. Bill, wasn't it like Starwell? I had an agent named Starwell. And Starwell got me this audition. And they wanted somebody to play a hoe, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, I don't know, I can do it. That's a good look saying. Any time you come into something with some hoes, it's going to work. Well, I played a hoe many times, honey. And you lived with one. Exactly. And I lived with one. So I'm telling you, that's like your. Hoes are my friend. They're your good luck charm, man. Back in Oakland, California, hoes was another fucking movie star of West MacArthur Boulevard. Let it be known. We haven't talked about hoes when we get a chance to. I'm going to talk about hoes after I talk about boy. Yeah, hell yeah. I like the line of the ball already. Welcome back to 85th Salvation. We are in hell with LuNell. And she putting herself on game right now. Hell yeah. Let's get back to it. Why don't play that music to play me in? Play some, play. You heard what she said. Play her some pimping. She want to hear some pimping. Play another fucking drew down. Well, we're going to put this online. They're going to try to. So you? Can't use other people's music. But you? I started in Long Beach. OK. Come back to Oakland. Oh, you went back? OK. You came back to LA to move back to Oakland. You came back to LA. Move back to Oakland, came back to LA and stay. OK. That's what's up. It didn't take the first until the third time to move back. You know, you know how we make it at the gate. You know? As long as you can stay in the back and regroup. You're lucky if you can't go back to your hometown or to your people and regroup. Right. You know? Where's my motherfucking joint? I thought they had one. You thought, like a motherfucker, you been sitting there rollin' fuckin' bloods for 25 minutes and you ain't thought about me. I done sat here and said that I would like. See that? See that? You see that? See that? See that? Hold on, wait a minute. This the end. That's the filter at the end. Hit it on this end. Hit it on that end. OK, guys. Come on. We got you. So, Starwell got you to audition. Starwell got me to audition. They wanted somebody who could improvise and tell, like, some, like, whole stories. They didn't want to write nothing. They wanted somebody who could improvise. I didn't even have a car. My home girl, Bill Eman. Eman gave me a ride to the audition. And I went in this room. OK, excuse me, everybody. Just a moment. That's how you light a lady's joint. And that's how a lady sucks one. Whoa. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I heard that. You are ready for the real. Uh-uh. Yes, sir. I wasn't ready for the real. Call me off guard. Fuck me up with that one. So anyway, so I went in this room. And there was this guy who looked like a mad scientist who turned out to be Larry Charles, who was the director. And there was Sasha Baron Cohen, who I had never seen in regular clothes, only as Ali G. But I didn't know that that was Ali G. OK. You know? So then they had to bring it back to life real quick, baby. You know what you mean? Succitation. You know, at some time, they got to bring it back to life. So I went into the room. And the dude who was the director, I did not know who he was. And he said, I want you to pretend like you're at a fancy dinner party and that you're a prostitute. And you want to tell a couple of stories about being out on the streets and being a prostitute. And I was like, and so I just started improvising and saying, one time I was on, I was just this guy and he went to look at my ass and all that. And then at some point, I took Sasha's hand. Just before COVID, I took Sasha's hand. I took his finger, and I sucked it, right? Now, I don't know if they had anything to do with me getting apart. But I got the part. That's how I got to shit. And I was sitting on Crenshaw in West 48. And then I get an email to say, your ticket has been booked to Bucharest, Romania for tomorrow morning. You know, be ready at 7 AM. The car's going to pick you up. And I'm like, where? Like, what? Bucharest, Romania? Like, do I need a shot? What's the face going on? I don't know. And that's where we shot the Kazakhstanese scenes was in Romania. My black ass in Romania with, like, Dracula and shit. You know, what should I do this at? Thank you, baby. So it was the next day. What? Well, they wanted you to fly out. They told you where you was going. Yeah, so I don't really remember much because I was so high. Yeah. But it was like $13. We had to fly to somewhere, then had to change somewhere and then go to Romania. Romania was not pretty. How long were you in Romania? About a week. A stinky ass week. Damn. It wasn't like I was in Bucharest and stayed in the city. That's where our hotel was. But we had to go to some town with no plumbing and shit and weird motherfuckers. Everybody looked like a sex offender. I was like, oh my god, is this like for real for real? I think they worked and they got a couple of some computers and some sugar, some oil and some shit like that. And then they made one of the greatest movies of all time with just wild ass shit. It was nominated for Academy Award. Yeah. That's dope. They should still be. You just dropped the second one. You should have brought your bag. Well, they were supposed to bring me back and then COVID hit. And then they had to finish the movie some kind of way. That paid me. But I didn't do the movie. That's the finesse right there. I'm fine. I'm fine. We love to hear those things. I'm fine that I didn't do the movie. Plus they lied because at the end of the first, the real first borat, he and I got married after he couldn't get Pamela Anderson. Right. And he and I got married. We had two little interracial kids at our feet at the bottom of the movie. When they came back with this new one, he didn't mention me at all. And he had a totally white girl daughter. I'm like, this is incorrect because the mother said it made me and we're all fucking children. So I'm glad I didn't do the motherfucking second one. And I'm glad I get to check, too. You have to show up with the kids. Meow, meow. Sasha. And that's how we can get in there. We can show up as the grown kids. There we go. There we go. We in there. You know what? Somebody could do that and show up in Sasha and my children. I'm looking at two motherfuckers who could do that. You hear what I said? That they could do a sequel. They could do it where me and Sasha's kids grown. But we had a boy and a girl, I think. You could play the girl. You would have been stupid not to tag that. That's right. He left himself a car. That's what's up, baby. That's what's up. That was funny. Well, you know, you could, but it's OK. No. You've been killing it on the Vlad interviews, too. You got a very interesting point of view on a lot of shit. I had to have a very interesting point of view to even continue to do, Vlad. After Godfrey and everybody was like, fuck him. And he says some shit about fair kind. And don't fuck with Vlad and da, da, da. Vlad is not using me. I'm not using him. The motherfuckers got a platform just like y'all do. And if anybody wants to know what I got to say about anything, I'm like, I'm glad to tell you. Whatever the fuck it is, you know what I'm saying? I did so many. I had to back off. I did so many even underground interviews during COVID with just regular motherfuckers. If you want to know what the fuck I got to say, I'm down with it. Vlad wanted to know what the fuck I got to say. He got a platform, so I'm down with it. You be dropping a little game on them young, raping ass niggas. Because I'm a motherfucking G. That's why I'm talking about it. Of course. Of course I do, because I care. Yeah. I give a fuck. Let me ask you. What type of, like, if they was watching right now, what type of advice would you give these young rich niggas who get caught up with all this bullshit and buying shit and shit like that? You know the shit that happens in the rap game? What type of advice would you give? I think shit ain't the biggest problem. It's the shit that goes with the lifestyle. The goofy shit. First of all, I wouldn't give them no goddamn advice because they don't want to hear nothing from me. They think they know every motherfucking thing. You feel me? You can't tell these motherfuckers nothing. If you could tell them something, they would be listening. They're not listening. They're all about the money. They have forgot about anything spiritual, anything cultural. Every now and then, if you have 10 rappers, maybe four of them are really conscious and want to do something for the community. Other than that, they're bought into the bullshit about bitches and blame. And they don't know nothing about real estate. They don't know nothing about stock. They got all white folks around them. They got no motherfucking black people that they don't out of it. Listen, this shit is a trap and this shit is a motherfucking game. And the day you drink the Kool-Aid is the day you done fucked up. You are not the shit. They do not love you. This is all a motherfucking game. It's all about numbers. And it's all about that paper. And the minute that you don't make a motherfucking paper, you will see how motherfucking loyal they are to you. They do not give a fucking. You need to remember that and know that at all, motherfucking time. This has been to get to what the fuck you can get. And if you got to get out and if you can get out before they fucking drag you to fuck back down, those motherfuckers love to build you up and drag you to fuck back down. If you can get the shit and you can get the fuck out and you win. And that's all I got to say about that. See, that's the real shit you be talking right now. I know you was going to say some real shit. Did it make you dick hard? Yeah, yeah. In June, they were like, man, is she doing it? Is she doing it? Intelligence will make a motherfucking dick hard. Yeah, yeah. They be forgetting that you a whole lingerie model too now. For Rihanna. Rihanna. It's not fucking rainbow. No, no, no, no, real shit. Yeah. Hand selected. Yeah, that's, that's, you know, thank Rihanna for that. Yeah, so would it feel like to be a sixth somebody in these streets? But motherfucking just thirsty, first of all, because, you know, me, I'm just a chick. You know, I haven't done the plastic surgery and I haven't done all that. The whole appeal. Shit. Giving them real shit. This is the ass, this is these titties, this is the lingerie, let's go. What the fuck do you want me to do? If Rihanna says I can do it, then I can do it. I don't give a fuck with nobody else thinks that Rihanna said I can do it. Thank god, damn, I can do it. But if she want me to represent her shit, I'm gonna motherfucking rock that shit. I hope she gonna suck my dick if you don't like it. You can swipe left, click off, and be gone. And Rihanna pays the bag, so there's that. If she ever need a nigga with the dick hanging out the drawers, I'd do it. She's got no lack of motherfuckers like that. I'm telling you, she don't know me. You know that I've always said the motherfuckers who wear their mask with their nose out is like wearing your underwear with your dick hanging out. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Why you wearing your mask with your nose out? Who you trying to impress? That's like wearing your drawers with your dick hanging out. DJ, what's saying you? You better. He don't know a lot of words. You don't need to. You leave him to fuck along, okay? I've been trying to, you gonna be cool. Bro, don't fall, don't look directly at Luneal. I'm looking to her eyes. No, don't look directly at Luneal. Luneal, the flute is nigga. Bro, we got a show playing here. Yo, Bill, make him stop. Luneal, hey, get that little nigga ticket. Make him stop, make him stop. Bill, make him stop, make him stop. Y'all tripping. Hell no. I see your Prince tattoo. Yes. Did it jump again? Yeah, you got it. Ah! I'm not gonna be wasting hurdles over there. Jumping shit on AT. Yeah, this is Prince tattoo. You know why I got this? First of all, I always wanted to have one. Second of all, I wanted it on my microphone hand. Third of all, Prince had a band called The Revolution. I got this when we was going through the Joyce Floyd Revolution. I got this to commemorate what the fuck we went through and to honor Prince. So that's why I got it, cause The Revolution. That's what's up. Right. How long you been wearing your nails like that? Well, since 1977. And I know that because that's when I got on a hunger school and my girlfriend was just, they were just starting to do nails and my girlfriend was one of the first people to ever start trying to do a vunette. Vanessa Gutierrez, all my mommy wear you ass. And so she used to practice on me. So I had nails. The only people I had ever seen with nails before me was Diana Ross, Cher, and Claudine White. And then there was me. That shit crazy. That seems like history. That's a little low job. Yeah, it's a little low job. But I'm older than her, so that's why. That's why. You said The Revolution, Joyce Floyd, last time I saw you, we was at the lab factory outside during the whole protest. It was a stuff, Luneo talk. He had hella white people listening. And she cussed this lady out because she was playing with them. Tell it, them little devil sticks, nigga. Little white people, little trick sticks you do. These little fucking balls. When you talk about black people getting cute, yeah. You know, back in the day, you had these clack-a-clack-a-clack-a-clack-a-clack-a-clack those balls. And there was acrylic, this bitch had something, she was swinging around and shit. Now the white people were sitting on the street on Sunset Boulevard in front of the lab factory and Jamie Masada had blocked off some prime real estate on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood. The white folks were some ass and a motherfucker. But he had to block it off because it would have stopped somebody from driving through and trying to kill us all, right? Like they had been doing. So this, I had, you know, first of all, me and Chaka Khan got together after Amar Abri's murder. And on Mother's Day, we, the two of us, went to a park and had invited people on Instagram to come out if your kids have passed away by gun violence, whether it be just street shit or the police. But so we had a rally. Chaka Khan is an old revolutionary bitch. Y'all don't know, she's not just Rufus or any of that shit. So she was the one who said, let's do it. So we did that. So then after that, I wanted to be active, but I wanted to be where I would feel comfortable. I knew that I wasn't walking over down Hollywood Boulevard. This was before my knee surgery. I was like, fuck that, can't do that. And I was like, I'm not gonna be somewhere where I don't feel comfortable. And then Jamie Masada said he was gonna have the rallies in front of the live factory. I said, well, I feel like that's home. I can do it there. And we went, and this was the first time in my life that white folks was really motherfucking listening. We had hundreds of white people sitting on the ground listening to nigga after nigga after nigga after nigga telling them what the fuck been happening, what the hell the fuck we feel. And for the first time we felt listened to and we was there for that. Yeah, y'all, that shit were crazy. Yeah, and every motherfucking big celebrity that didn't come out to support that is a punk bitch in my motherfucking eyes because why are you just doing entertainment and you don't stand the fuck up? You don't stand the fuck up. What are you scared that your Jewish lawyer is gonna drop you with some shit like that? What are you scared of? Why you don't wanna get involved? I don't fucking get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. That's real. I was there. I had to be. Once I found out and then it was motherfucking after motherfucking like comedian, comedian, but everybody wanted a comedian. Some people would like activists in the community say real little, you know what I'm saying? We wanted to talk because we had never been listened to. We had all these motherfucking attention. They're sitting on the wall, sitting in the hot ass street. Like the black paint not on the side. When you drive your car. Sunset. Right. We was like, yeah, sit there motherfuckers and listen to nigga after nigga, after nigga, after nigga. Because, you know, low key, we were laughing too. Right. We were, we were, that shit was hilarious. Yeah, I always told that bitch if you crack somebody and you hear what that bullshit, you're gonna start a whole ass writer and sit your motherfucking hillbilly ass down and shut the fuck up. And that's what I said to the girl. And then, so. You gonna literally talk to me like that? That's the shit that got her in there. Like, Lunez said some shit. She was like, bullshit. Or some shit like that. But she was saying bullshit. She was trying to explain. She was like, no, what she was saying that white people don't allow black people to police their own communities. Yeah, yeah. Sit down, shut up. And like, yeah, it was one of those crazy shit. Sit down, shut up. I get you. Sit down, shut up. Shut the fuck up. That's what I had to explain it. So we took advantage of that opportunity to talk to white folks. And shout out to Jamie Masada for doing it. Hey, that was beautiful what y'all did for Paul Mooney out there too. Yeah, he's gonna have an official, we'll see. I'll be there this Wednesday. They're doing a thing for him in Hollywood. And we're gonna see who is there and who is not. I will be there to report people of who showed the fuck up and who did not. It's just supposed to be the official, you know, home-going goodbye for his entertainment friends and stuff like that. So that's gonna be Wednesday. And I will report later on my Instagram, at Lunel. At L-U-E-N-E-L-L. I will be snitching about who the fuck was there and who the fuck was not to honor one of my mentors and my friend Paul Mooney. That's what's up, man. She got coming up. Well, you know, we got our names on the front of the comedy story. I thought your name was already on the front of it. I know. Where was it at? And they needed me. Your name just now on there? Yes, mine, and so is Cedric's. And there's like a lot of us black comics whose names wasn't up there. I thought your shit was on there. I used to write my name on there with white out. Oh. I did, but I don't have to no more because it's up there. And when they had the ceremony to let us know, I thought it was just gonna be in the front, didn't even want to take that plaque with our names on it, put it in the back. But our names were on the front, on the Sunset Boulevard side. Congratulations. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. You earned it. Put your time in. Especially if you're from that city and you've been putting it down in that city for a good amount of time. But listen, Hollywood don't give black folks the credit they deserve. Listen, listen to this. So when we may, I'm gonna tell you something. This is to the people who hated on coming to America. Oh, just wanna let you know that us who participated in coming to America could give less than a fuck. And I'm gonna tell you why. Every day we were going to work with like John Amos and you know, Vanessa Bill Calloway, Garcelle Bouvet and Rick Ross and you know, people like this. Arsenio and Eddie. Number one. Number two, we were going to Tyler Perry's studio every day and seeing Sound Stages with Icy Davis and Ruby Dee and Whoopi Goldberg and Holly Berry and Will Smith and Oprah Winfrey and Whoopi Goldberg when if you think of all the movies that they made for Hollywood and not Paramount, Warner Brothers, Sony, nor Universal would even consider, have never even thought about putting any of them black people's name on a fucking Sound Stages and Tyler paid homage successfully before she died. She got to see that. So the pride that we had in making that fucking film, we don't give a fuck what the numbers are. We don't give a fuck. You could suck our dick. We was so happy and proud to be in that motherfucker. You know, every day we were proud every day. Plus Tyler owned that Confederate Army base where white folks used to be there plotting on how to kill niggas and he owns it and it's bigger than Paramount and Sony and all that shit. So you know, you'll give a fuck about what the fuck you got to say. You was not rain on my motherfucking parade about coming to America. Talk your shit. That's the fact. Sometimes you just gotta tell people to suck your dick, man. Well, you've been told to suck your dick, man. America? America. The whole... Is that her name? No, the country. No, I mean physically, like, who has sucked your dick lately? These are things that we don't discuss. They've been sucked, though. I've been sucked recently. Tell them, tell them who's sucked your dick lately. I don't do that. I don't get my dick sucked and tell nothing. Okay, that's fine. I understand. You a gentleman. Exactly, because I want it sucked again. Ah-ha-ha-ha. You don't get to tell people who sucked your dick, huh? Watch what ain't gonna happen. That's right. Watch what ain't gonna happen. I told them just enough to keep the shit going. You right, baby. You right. I'm gonna give you the... That's what the bitch gonna say. Oh, my God. What are you... Y'all might... Y'all might have gotten there. It's okay to come out and the football plan... What the fuck happened? What happened? The football plan just came out. No. No, I don't do my dog like that. Why do everybody... I don't want to say such a thing, but I don't want the people to come after me. No, no. It ain't the people, man. I know my dog. We done went and seen some hoes together. I don't mean shit. It mean everything. I know Motherfucker with 10 kids. Like the sucked dick on the weekends. Uh-uh, mm-mm. No. No. You better wait the fuck out. That's my brother. Do you know where you are? I know where I'm at. That's my brother. No. Oh, no, I'm not. I don't mean you. No, no, hell no. I'm saying... Don't do him like that. No, I didn't mean you. I don't think you... You would know who was sneaking off. I don't think you're gay. Niggas ain't never had no questions about a nigga. But I don't think you're gay. I was bullshitting. I know. My gay dog is strong. I'm not gonna say nobody in here is, but you ain't. Look around. Look around, look around. I'm really sad, though, that we're not in front of your beautiful theater studio audience, you know? I said, down. I gotta do what? The COVID edition? And I would've loved to been in the theater. I didn't know you would do the live show. How damn so would've brought you over there? Well, I want for free, but I'm... There is fucking love. I'll do the garage for free, but I want to... You're right. I want to do the theater for free, but I want to do it. I wouldn't call you for free. And you bet not. I know how you get down. Cash. I would cash you out. Ain't that a trip about... You wouldn't even have to count it. I just walk up to you and I'll zip your little pouch and you drop it in there. And then once you lift it up, you be like, that's it. I'll zip my little pouch. Your little pouch right there. My little pouch. Oh, you mean this? Yeah. I said you meant this. You meant the food. Yeah, I'm trying to hide it. She's got this little bag right here. Oh, my bag. Yeah, that little bag. That matches my tennis shoes. Oh, you stunted on me that time. I knew where I was coming. Yeah. I said, I can't go in there and get bullshitting. I'm going to represent for you guys. Everything, hidden like a motherfucker, too. I know until that savage, chastity shit dropped. And he looking like the rich auntie. Got bracelets and brolaces and earrings and necklaces and she got a necklace and a chain. Damn, I should've wore some shit if I knew. But you dressed down for me? Nah, I'm just, I'm trapping right now. I dressed up for you. I'm trapping, too. This is my trap jewelry. Oh! This podcast is for you guys. Who got some trap jewelry? Doing shit in life. Where your trap jewelry at? Nigga, man. My trap jewelry. I'm out here scruggling. Oh, okay. Where your trap jewelry at? It's at. It's a scrubber. That's a scrubber, man. Where your trap jewelry at? Right, where your trap jewelry at? Lil' Neck, give us some of your favorite rap songs of all time. Cause we was talking off camera. I know you fuck with hip hop a lot. I always see you over there fucking with Snoop. I love Eric B. and Rock Ham. Okay. Paid in full type shit. I ain't no joke. I used to let the mic smoke by now slam it on the ground and make sure that it's broke. I love Heavy D, any Heavy D. That nigga was smooth. I love Heavy D. Rest in peace with Heavy D. Rest in peace, Heavy D. I'm very tribe called Quest. Oh, you like it real hip hop. I like it the real shit, tribe. I fucks with Guru Nirm, I fucks with Wu Tang, and then Seven Chamber. Come on. I fucks with Short, of course. If you wanna go to Short. Yeah, yeah, Ria, you know. I fucks with Hammer. Don't know how you don't hammer. Fucks with Hammer, my daughter dance with Hammer, don't know how you don't hammer. Don't know how you dance with Hammer. Yes. What Hammer? Which Hammer? Which Hammer ever? The Now Hammer. Hammer! The Now Hammer. Walk around. Nah, boy. The Taco Bell commercial Hammer. Go Hammer, I'm starving. Let's get some burgers. Burgers? And that's out the door. I got something much better than mine. Come on, let's break it. Now, that's the way the hammer runs for the border. Because the board is in order. Yo, yo, yo. Bro, they don't know. No, that was that. Don't do that. Don't shoot. That shit was crazy, though. And I fucks with Forty, and I fucks with, like, Mac Dre, and, um, oh, gosh, P.E. I'm a denimie. Y'all a good shit. Queen Latifa. Come on. Motherfucking. Money in the middle. MC Light. Motherfucking the real rocks at hand. K. And all that old school shit, that's me. I love it. They Houdini. One love, one love. You're looking just at her just one love, one love, one love. You're looking just at her just one love. Rest in peace, the ecstasy. Yeah. Ecstasy. That's all go now. My damn shit timeless. I know. Because I'm a hoe. You know I'm a hoe. Do you know? Because I told you so. Because I'm a hoe. That's niggas. Come on, man. Some say it's an art. Others say it's a shame that you would give me your body before your name. Them niggas was going, oh, boy. Shame. Come on. And, of course, run DMC and OLL and all that shit. Yeah. You know, because that motherfucking, mm. There you go. Good girl, baby. Doin' it, doin' it, doin' it well. Doin' it, doin' it, doin' it well. Doin' it, doin' it, doin' it well. I represent Queen. She was raised out of Brooklyn. LL Cool J probably love you. We like each other. You don't like each other? Yeah, his wife, too. We done kicked it before. Not like that. You're so lovable, though. Everybody love you. You think? Yeah. That's good. You have a great spirit. You know what I'm sayin'? Every time we see you, you bring some great energy. It don't matter what it's on. Well, that's probably why I'm here, because I don't think that you guys fuck with, like, fake ass motherfuckers don't. No, this the realest show in America. Did you know that this is the number y'all? Well, you know, I have a YouTube show called Haley L. But I'm sad. And I tend to think that that is the realest show in America. They did a poll. This is the number one rated show amongst black people between the ages of 13 and 86. Have you checked my stats, though? You don't even know about my show. I'ma look. That's the whole, you know, I got loony tics. What's your hashtag? What's your people called? The 85%ers. Oh, that's so Muslim. Nah. Nah. Because we already accounted for the people who ain't gonna fuck with us. Yup. Yeah. We didn't take that right out. We didn't already took them out. Yeah, we ain't even trying to fuck with the whole hundred. We know everybody that don't like this. Come on, man. Can your DJ go on? Who do? Can your DJ go on and play something right quick, you know what I'm mean? Bruh. He should have. Play Hudson Pimpin'. This the second time. He was asleep? All right, we're gonna replace this nigga with, uh, Alexa. Alexa. Ladies and gentlemen, Pimpin' coming right up. What do you want to hear? Some funky double shit? I want to hear. Oh, I love sugar-free guy. Damn. He said, I ain't never hit a woman, no. But I'll smack this shit out of a bitch while you bullshitting. I said, what was that? Sugar-free sad. Bitch, why the weed wet? Why you all on my dick? It's early in the morning. I ain't even peeing. That sugar-free is a monster. Ugh, I love it so much. That nigga told him, bitch. I don't even know how much I love him. I don't even know how much I love him. I don't even know how much I love him. When I tell you, jump over to say hi. I'd rather do with my bitch than let you breathe. The last minute in the smoke, I'd rather you get my bitch. Snipe. High hold silver. Bitch, if you look at me like that again, hold him. Some of the kids. Yes. That nigga's so cold. Yeah, I love sugar-free. You got to be a hardcore motherfucking cheetah dick. Sugar-free. He's not. I bet he'll ever hear a bitch say she broke. As long as she got some pussy with her ass in the deep throat. Yeah! Then in the bitch living the day that can move me. She used to be a sweet taste in my mouth. But now I want to knock her motherfucker's ass out. Yes! Fingertips, ass and titties now. Put my on the fucking... Oh, twerp ass, raggedy mouth. That nigga... That nigga be like... Oh, yeah. Strong Jake. Strong Jake. Strong Jake. Strong Jake. That nigga go crazy. Do he know? Have you ever met him? Yeah, we was on a flight together, man. Did you tell him? Hell yeah, I told him. How did he react? Was he nice? Man, I fucked with him, man. I really appreciate that. You a pimp ass, sugar-free. I would have probably hit the track with sugar-free. Man. For a little while. You would have hit the track with sugar-free. I probably would have hit the track with sugar-free. The straw. You own it. Yeah, I would have probably hit it right quick. Yeah, I did hold an Oakland for two weeks. Two weeks? Yes. But then what happened was... Yeah, yeah, give us that. I got busted, but in all the movies, I thought your pimp was supposed to come and get you out. But he did not come and get me out. I bonded my own self out because I had that much money in my titty. I got out, I went back to the safe house. He laying in the bed with a white bed. I took the dope, the gun and the money out. I never seen the nigga again. His name was Freddie. No! He might be dead. Oh, shit. He might be dead. He might be dead. Shit. For his name was Freddie, he might be dead. Don't fucking... Hey, uh, Frederick, uh... This is all hypothetical. This is, uh... This is from an upcoming movie. We do a little story teller. She's talking about... Yeah, she's talking about the biopic that's in the works. Yeah, we work... No, I'm not. This shit is true. You know what you did, nigga? You fit me for two makes you bitch ass motherfucker. How long you love you in there? No, no, I got out because I had money. I built my own home. But he didn't even make no effort. No, he was in bed with the white bitch. I'm like, it adds up to... What is it? It adds up to injury. He in bed with the white bitch. I'm like, okay, guess what? Watch this bitch. And I was... Damn. Swooped to do out. I used to be a gangster bitch. I gangster bitch. I used to be a gangster bitch. A gangster bitch. I'm glad you gave him some grease up. Well... Because the comedy game needed you more than the movie. Yeah, I did give him up. I was trying to think if I could give him up. Freddie was looking for you though. What? He looked for you for a little while. Freddie? Yes. Freddie was looking around. You seen Luneo. That's ain't three. That's three pans. I was what they call an earner. You want to know when you make the most money as a hoe to me or when you did was before motherfuckers go to work. Like 7-7-30 in the morning they want to get their dicks up right quick before they go hit the financial district. Who? A hoe got to get up early. Rule number one. The early bird gets the cash. Okay. Or the worm. Okay. First, you get the worm first, then the cash. Fuck the worm. Pay me. There you go. Pay me. Don't pay me no attention. Damn. Move your right to manual. Right here, right now. First thing you got to do is got to get up early. Get your ass up. Nobody likes a lazy hoe. Nobody. Up in Adam. Nobody. Get up, bitch. Get to work. Get that track. See, I used to be a bottom bitch so I could get to miss stuff. Your bitch ass up and get on that track, bitch. Fuck question your teeth. Go get that money before I smack the fuck out your ass. All right, let me ask you this. Thank you. Thank you. What does a hoe eat for breakfast? Hoes don't eat breakfast. They eat that track for breakfast. Woo! Woo! Like the holiday is, this is about my motherfucking cat. You know? If a hoe need breakfast, you don't want to make no money. Exactly. Go eat a dick for breakfast. Eat a dick. Brush your teeth with the dick. With the money. Eat the dick, brush your teeth with the money. There you go. I don't want to give up all my game guys right now, you know. It's enough. The kids are watching. They shouldn't be watching. Ain't you don't mean none of this, baby. Don't you go on to sleep. Like a bye and good night. Take care. Sleep. So do they edit this or how long is this show going on or whatever? You ready to get out of here? No, I'm just, no, no, no. This is what we do in the track. We just talk shit and we just like, yeah, fine. So love and enjoy our company. I am only here out to love because they are not paid mean I'm only but I rarely do shit without getting the money right now. I've been in a pandemic. I got a year worth of money to make up for. I'm not out here fucking round these two. My tour is called a fresh out of favors. I got no favorites for now, motherfucker. But if I love you and I fuck with you I'll be there. So here I am. I coulda asked for some motherfucking Chinese food or some other fucking pizza. We can get you that. No, you shoulda had that shit. We didn't know that's what you ate. Nigga, all this weed, what the fuck, you thought a bitch was gonna suck her right there with a lipstick off or what the fuck? I mean, I'm just saying, we... Oh, you don't have too many divas here. No, we can get you whatever you want. No, I can get whatever the fuck I want, my motherfucking stuff. Why you over here, I can make it happen for you? No, it's already too late, baby. What's up, DJ, looking like Shaggy and shit? That is Shaggy. It wasn't him. It was you. Play that. Play that song. That Shaggy wasn't me. Can you play that for me? Ha-ha-ha-ha. Bo-butt-naked, hanging on the bed real far. How can I... It's stupid. It's stupid. You don't never give a damn shit. You shoulda been real fired like a mouse. What's wrong with that man? Stupid. Hey! Turn it up. That's what you like. Just right now, you know. Well, look here. We appreciate you coming through here. Showing us love. Luneo. And that's exactly how it goes, folks. When Luneo come through the trap, we might fuck around and be listening to Shaggy. Yeah, man. Hey, man. Reach R.T. Back. Shout-out to my dawg Clayton English. You know what it is. Shout-out to my man, Chico B. D.C. Young Klai. Get-O-Legends tour. Hey! Coming soon. This has been another 85 South Shore production. Luneo. No, this is family reality. At this time, make sure your seat belt is pure. Fasten your tray table and seat backs are up and lost. We'll be underway shortly and thank you for flying. I was just talking about what you... You know that girl. She's as long as a CVS. Hell, yeah. Yeah, it was long, too. We can see it. We can see it. It was like empty punching bag. Yeah, man. It was late. We just ain't 10-bit late. Hey, y'all good back there? No, we can't. All right, if we can do it. Thank you. Two days. A word? What do you have to say? This is back to home, bro. Hey, man, we back in the game. Look, we got a bunch of them, too. Yeah. 7-17, that's July 17th. We in Macon. Yeah. Then the 24th of July, we in Biloxi, Mississippi at the Coast Coliseum. Yeah. Then August 7th, we in Greenville. Bro, which Greenville? This is the Greenville area. Every state. But whichever one in the Bonsecours wellness arena is it? Remember, we couldn't figure out how to say that. Yeah, I don't even know if it's the same. Bro, is it Greenville, North Carolina, J-O-N? No, it's not. It's Greenville, South Carolina. That's why you're sitting back there. Alright, then on August the 14th, we in Fayetteville at the Crown Coliseum. And then September 11th, we in Jacksonville. At the Vice Star. That sound like a hospital. Yeah. But we gonna kill them, no. So that's why we gonna sound like that. October 1st, we in Seattle at the Waimu Theater. Waimu. That sound like a real name. That's the Indian. The Indian? Probably on the reservation. Word. Okay, Waimu. Then 10-2, we in Sacramento at the Memorial Auditorium. Sacramento? Yes, Sacramento. Where they got some things out there in Sacramento? Word. I ain't never been to Sacramento. J-O-N, you ever been to Sacramento? Yeah, I never been to Sacramento. But we about to go to Sacramento, boy. 10-29, we in Tallahassee. Yeah. Donald Tucker Civic Center. I thought they said Donald Tucker. Yeah, that would have been dope. We gonna be at the Donald Tucker. They probably got a dumb duck in Orlando. Yeah. 11-5, we in North Charleston at the North Charleston Coliseum. You know 11-5 is November. Yeah, but I can read numbers. But enough about that. North Charleston, South Carolina? North. North Charleston. That didn't say the state, though. North Charleston? Yeah, it's north of South Charleston. But it's a Charleston in every state, too. 11-6, which is November the 6th, we will be in Greensboro at the Greensboro Coliseum. That's in Greensboro, North Carolina. Yeah, I'm like 30 minutes away from there. All they gotta do is go to the85southshow.com for more information on new tour days. That mean we got some more coming, y'all. Yeah, we can only drop these right now. Right. These are locked in. Yeah. We are on our way to your city right now. We stole these seats from Spirit. And, you know, they gonna be gonna give them back. Nah, man, we just being resourceful, bro. We fucking around and got this plane. You just gonna go to sleep in there? Seating on that back. We're trying to get on that store. This ghetto? Get your ticket. I hate it here. I ain't got my seatbelt on. Why am I even seeing a different color than mine? It's not even the same brand of seat. It's ghetto. It's hell. You better be glad DCA ain't here. He probably on the real plane. Yeah. Yeah. Better than that. Nah, he just caught an earlier flight. That's all that is. Well, me and you didn't win half on this shit, is it? We should have kept one. Nah, that's a good investment, man. Look, we got our people in the back. She mad. No, bro. We probably had to do another season of this show. What show? One and you another one. Man, y'all get the tickets. Look, we got to get some extra seats for the plane. They don't let back. We ain't got no seatbelts. So, you know, go to the website atysmilesouthshow.com. Seatbelt brown with the seat blue. Ain't no other part to that. You just gonna lay that across your waist like that. Y'all get y'all tickets to the show. Please. Please. Look at our plane. Look at our plane. Look at the Hawks about to win the NBA championship. So, that's why we dropped our commemorative tribute to the Atlanta Hawks. 85 South Show look, man. Big salute to the Hawks. Look, you can get 10% off this exclusive merch. If you just go to the website and register with your email. We dropped these. They sold out. We brought them back. So, here they are. Make sure you hit the website and order up these shirts, man. Check this out. Hold on. Let me get a promo code. Hold on. The website is 85apparelcode.com. Yup. Do that. Just go there. And then you stray from there. If you sign up, you get 10% off. Real shit. Look. Read it yourself. Read it. I'm gonna leave it there for a minute because I know you read slow. Because you're probably sitting there right now. We dropped these. Yeah. It's on there. Check it is, man. Go to the website. If you want one of these. Ain't nobody forcing you to do nothing. I know that people like... We only got a few of them anyway. These not for everybody. These are for real 85%. If you're not one I understand, this is a limited run. That means it's gonna be worth some one day. Go to the website if you want to stay up on the... I got mine. If you don't buy them, I just keep winning. You know how much shit I got to mesh this? More for me. Chicken is ready. Chicken is ready. I'm outta here.