 So here's how to tell if a woman is actually fat on a dating app What you're gonna do first is screenshot one of the pictures from her profile. So this one I've already done The next thing you need to do is edit the picture. So first you're gonna look for Contrast and then you're gonna focus on Brightness so contrast you're gonna go all the way to zero and then brightness you're gonna go up as Much as possible. Okay, so once you're here You're gonna want to focus on this area of the neck sort of directly below the chin And you're gonna want to zoom in there so you can see exactly what you need to see And there you go So something I've realized in the last three years of being a divorce attorney is that absolutely no one and I mean no one Who is married? Understands the legal and financial ramifications of what marriage actually is most of these people get married because they're horny Get up everybody get up. It's Memorial Day weekend that it must be old-ass cuz it ain't show face, baby Guys will show to be like yeah, like I just don't want to date like I'm not ready for a relationship So then like you stop caring as much because they're not ready for a relationship And then they come at you and you're like, why are you acting different? Is everything okay? Sorry, sir. You have to upgrade the subscription to unload more. So upgrade Sure, baby. Thank you for asking Respectfully, uh, whenever I got pregnant He made it very clear to me that he wasn't ready to be a father And I had a choice to make and I chose to carry on with the pregnancy And he made me aware that because he wasn't ready to be a dad that I'd be doing it by myself And if I still wanted to carry on to do that, so I did I think We as moms have the nine months of pregnancy to bond with baby before they're here Dad's I think it takes a little bit longer and I never closed that door We've stayed connected on social media. I've sent him pictures from the day that his son was born And he's been very communicative He tells me all the time that he thinks he's adorable and this has been building for the last couple of months And this isn't the first time he's asked to see him. This was just the first time I was able to drive the hundred and fifty miles south For them to meet so I know it looks messy to a lot of people, but it's our life Okay, holy spirit activate. Oh, no Holy spirit activate activate activate. All right, let's go Remember when people would be like This got a butt in the front. I'm here to ask and What about it? And I'd also like to state that my front and back butt Could be placed on your father's forehead at any time. Talk to me nice Ladies if you're married like myself, this is not the video for you Keep scrolling, but if you're still on the market and you don't have one of these shiny bad boys Stick around stay a while. I've got some pretty sound advice Probably the most sound advice that will ever come out of my mouth. You're welcome ahead of time Hear me out Start dating the guys with the long hair. I'm talking shoulder length maybe a little longer man bun material Just listen If he is patient enough to deal with his hair growing out because let's face it We're all ready to cut it off and call ourselves caring. Can I speak to a manager? Listen, if he's patient enough to grow his hair out That means he's patient enough to deal with all 23 of your personalities living up there in that bad boy Just thank me later People always ask me Lance doesn't bother you that people misgender you to which I kindly reply No, and let me tell you why in my culture women are powerful Powerful and who doesn't want to be powerful, right? And then of course it's standing beyond that my masculinity is not fragile Not fragile Not one bit. I am very comfortable with my masculinity as well as my femininity I would like to think of myself as somewhat out of balance I am a man who does not have to fear hate control or dominate femininity And then if this is the only reason for which you are Misgendering me do better. My long hair is a symbol of my culture and my lineage and I'm proud of that So don't try to belittle me because of that Be jelly, but don't hate So it all started in the 90s when this family joined the swim club that my grandparents started in the 1960s Fast forward to 2008 We started dating because I slid into his MySpace messages because he was two grades above me We then became high school sweethearts and went to all the school dances together We decided to split because we were going to different colleges But still would see each other every now and then after college I visited him in Chicago and our romance sparked again We traveled a month together to South Africa and after our trip decided I should move to Chicago to give our relationship a Shot we got our first apartment together and our puppy Jazzy joined us as well. Fast forward two years after moving to Chicago I took a girls trip to Tulum with my friends on the last day of vacation We wanted to end with a fancy dinner to celebrate the trip Anthony had traveled all the way to Tulum to surprise me at the restaurant with this moment We hope to get married after COVID-19 and can't wait for our future together Which one of you little blonde bitches stole my man Those are gone You know that you can get denied a divorce I'm from a super small town and because of that the dating pool is super limited Which led to one couple getting married and divorced five times And when they went in for the fifth time to the same judge to get a divorce the judge said no to quote him directly I am sick of this crap and they're like no we really want a divorce He was like I don't care because I'm not gonna be here in six months when you guys come back in getting another marriage license You can go home and sort this out And guys they went home. They did not get a divorce. In fact, they're still married So I think this judge just provided them the most effective and aggressive form of marriage counseling ever seen