 Streamer attempts to feed boyfriend at Waffle House. Oh, it's just bad. I hope somebody walks by I was hoping I was hoping like an old lady was gonna walk by and she'd be like the hell's wrong with you as an enemy man I'm sure she's making a joke like she's obviously joking you guys really don't think she's joking Sanis 12 Four-time League of Legends world's finalist ends of stream I Just shut down his computer Yeah, it's like you're literally all that foreign your whole PC dude. Yeah, I'm uh, yeah No, I mean, I just I just need a few days off to kind of like reset or whatever I'm gonna take a few days off probably before the sub with on do so so with on is gonna be September 17th February February 17th can you getting called out by his daughter? money I would all around the didn't say anything You're telling me I'm dumb No, I'm telling you just heard something that didn't happen How good are English is considering your age scan it should we just build it really yeah It's because everybody there speaks American, right? Sucks rides in my cycle Okay Okay After the Texans lost to the Ravens in the playoffs after being prompted to roll a local reporter lose them in the coach This is a Super Bowl caliber team. Okay. We're close. We're close. We have some holes that we got a fit We have basically no pass rush, you know, I've tolerated a lot from you Moving the team from Houston to Austin against my suggestion Refusing to change quarterback Refusing to draft receivers today. However, it was my final strong. I've had enough you son of a bitch. Do you hear me? I've had enough. I've been a Houston native all my life. I love this team and you've disgraced them Fuck you coach fun you Honestly, this team didn't deserve to win a Super Bowl With that kind of miserable pass rush Absolutely horrible miserable pass for us that we have no yeah We absolutely did not deserve to win the Super Bowl this team is not that I like watching a lot of times I like watching my own clips on these because I'm I Have a massive ego now the reason why I like watching my own clips a lot of times that I like listening to the audio Because if I like I've stopped using a lav mic and I started using that mic over there I like how this sounds way more this So if you ever actually watched a press conference the audio like it sounds like you're in an empty room Like this sounds so much like more realistic. Listen. We're close. We're close. We have some balls that we got a fit We have basically no pass rush, you know Even the reverb from the dono sound because it's close to the speaker It's so good. Let's take a look at my subreddit This is how it feels when chat talks to you Have you ever walked out of a mall into a huge parking area and realized you'd forgotten where you parked your car Here we go on mountain biking. What do you want to be when you grow up? What's the right tip you call the plumber to your home lately? How superstitious are you? How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery? Do you display this as a trophy? Do you have a pet? Do you have a sweet tooth? Do you believe in the power of a curse? Have you had your hearing tested lately? Planning a trip soon. Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen? Do you love to go a wanderin beneath the clear blue sky? Have you noticed what big stars real estate agency come? Are you careful with your personal records? Is your computer ever seemed to have a mind of its own? I'm gonna just you know what? I'm telling you right now. I'm gonna memorize all these and I'm just gonna start asking these questions Major city Have you ever visited a flea market? Have you ever visited a truck stop? Did you ever have a job as a waiter? Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based these days? Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in wet cement? Is this is this we have what is this from an old new millennium Friday at 9 8 central on Fox parental discretion advised Now it's time to review tonight's stories to determine which of them were inspired by actual events and which of them totally false Let's start with the tale of the parents who discovered their teenage son. I don't know why this is so interesting to me He swears and jars I found this under his bed Shit What I Just Where did he learn such a thing? I'll take care of it. This is fake Where did he learn such a thing? Good jars really hold profanities inside What about the man you accidentally enclosed his own hand inside of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich Could that have really happened if you thought this one was based on actual events We gotcha The boys in the writer's room fluffed this story up How about the seeming of ordinary digital clock whose interface just happened to read one two three And four we make this one up Yep a complete fake It's impossible. What did you make of the tale of the mailman who was attacked by his own male? It's true similar events happened in florida just last What about the tale of the automobile that had a lysis plate that read But ass died five years ago, what do you think? Not this time This video is actually amazing multi-millionaire who brought dinosaurs back from extinction using cloning technology Was that true? Or a cold-blooded fabrication could this one have really happened? It's true a similar event occurred I saw it Trust me. Let's look back at the careless grave digger who has followed home by a vengeful skeleton Actually, that actually kind of freaked me out Was that real or were we barking? false It's bullshit. Do you remember the tale of the toad man from back in 1984? He ate everyone in his village in the ukraine He spit out their bones and those bones grew boils and warts and grew into toads themselves. Do you remember? Of course you do. It was all over the news Big story and what about the television show host who was caught printing out pornography at a local public library last summer? Did that one really happen? Hey, dude, I picked a bad dime to It's a bad idea sir. We've talked about this. Did that really happen? Not in your life It's a fake Total fiction It didn't happen not fact