 Alert. Alert. This civilian alert is from serious contamination prevention limited, and concerns your safety and security. You must pay attention. IKEA is a Swedish multinational conglomerate that sells ready-to-assemble furniture, kitchen appliances, decoration, home accessories, and various other goods and home services. If you can see this message, the IKEA closest to you has become the site of a dangerous hazard to public health. A dangerous and unusual chemical agent has been released within the building. You must avoid IKEA. Do not approach the building under any circumstances. It has been cordoned off by serious contamination prevention limited. Do not attempt to breach this cordon. The extremely dangerous nature of this chemical means that the entire building will be demolished over coming days, and the area will be permanently closed to the public. Any missing persons in the area surrounding this IKEA should be attributed to this dangerous chemical. If you are a family member of a missing person, you will be contacted soon. Any unusual individuals seen wearing an IKEA uniform should be reported to the authorities immediately. They are wanted for questioning regarding this chemical leak. Thank you for your attention and cooperation. Remember to stay away from IKEA at all times.