 I'll give you I'll give you as many more guesses as you want then I'll reveal it when you say I don't know Get the reader. I think I might be able to guess it. Star Wars Episode 2 is out of my mind It's it's actually it stars Natalie Portman the film I'm referencing. Oh Be for Vendetta. Nope It's a role that I believe you started her career up No, oh, um, yeah, professional Leon When I when I said boondock Saints, I was actually I was thinking of the professional but I said that's what I say whenever I'm wrong, too I was actually thinking about boondocks Sorry, I think about boondocks Fucking stupid lame YouTube, okay, should be public now. Let's see how many people this doesn't notify Yeah What's funny about beyond the professionalist I think about Jean Reno and I'm like, what do I what do I know him from? I'm like, of course Godzilla He was in Godzilla Like the best part of that movie I think I want to see that movie again But I think we're gonna have to do a fat movies for it because holy shit, like I don't remember enough of it at all I only have pieces and fragments. I remember there's a fisherman at Godzilla takes his bait and he's like, oh my goodness I think at some point What else is there? Um a guy gets stood on but it's between Godzilla's toes and thus he survives. I remember that happening The voice for most is like that guy actually Kariya, sorry. Yeah, he's the one who does loads of voices and simps in fact There's loads of people who do voices in Simpsons in that movie for some reason the voice of Bart Simpson and Like mr. Burns and stuff are innate randomly It's such a weird movie How is it hello chat? Yeah, how you doing press one for hello? That's that's normal, right? You wouldn't have them say hello. You'd say press one for hello That's what normal. Yeah, that's what they do on the internet. Yeah, I knew it Just making sure I'm cool. I'll make sure Yeah, see they're pressing one some of them said What does that mean? Goodbye. We're gonna just go out here. The fuck Our audio levels Complain if audio levels are not perfect Yeah Let us know give us a a holler A holler Because according to OBS, I'm about as loud as rags Theo say I went down the street I went down the street. You're a little bit quieter than being right. I'll just boost you a little bit According to OBS Now normally in say it's all sucks Star Wars sucks apparently I need to boost you a bit. Why would you say that stars is so good? Oh? Oh, it isn't no might it It used to be good. Do you guys see the whole I don't know how true this is but the Disney might be bought out by China or Tencent Like ah, there's no way Like cuz a lot of people there's different articles talking about it And I was just like is this a troll like this can't be real, right? Do you imagine? Is the big gay stars a movie about space was meant for gamers Agreed All this sounds like the Dave of Bola's oddly fast But yeah, I you know, I don't know much about anything I'm not gonna make claims in the way Um, but uh, yeah, welcome to good ol EFAP episode eight eight. That's so far. We've come double eights What are they called two fat ladies? That's what they say in in bingo to Legs 11 what are some bingo ones you remember guys? Um Like bingo how the announcers would like them out to sound cool. They'd be like and the next number is Two fat ladies 88 88 two fat ladies like you say remembers if we should know this Yeah, I don't know a lot of didn't everyone play bingo and their past lives when they were really old No, oh No, not me. No little ducks. See this people in chat who get it. There's some boomers in chat I like the idea that some people in chat the old folks who who listen to e-fap every Play bingo Hello all my n-wits, I don't think that's one Please I Don't think they say that either E words They do I don't think they say that in bingo Bingo for the win. Well, it's bingo, but with like Slang terms offensive slang for races Rags are you Georgia? No, I bet Georgia could wreck some grandmas. Yes, probably very very true actually By accident though because he's very clumsy. He was banished because he was clumsy That is true. Actually. Yeah, we don't really know more of on that in terms of context, but that's what they said Man, I should be more clumsy Apparently he crashed his bosses or the a big boss man's Beagle or something he mentions it passively It's often to a load of with trouble Rags you'll appreciate this man You blur help me. I Remember Oh You'll only know about this millhouse abuse if you watch the last super chat catch up Oh, that was a good catch up to law was added. Thanks to Simpsons hit-and-run We somehow managed to get through a fair amount of superchats quite a significant amount actually It's just that they were all for the The cosmonaut stream which apparently a lot of people sent in super chats for that one But I'm assuming it's because that one was 10 hours of watching videos Time to do it had a half a day basically which of course you've seen his video. Haven't you anomaly? What do you think of them? We were shocked even though we thought he was terrible already we were like wow this video is really bad That was those were five videos. I did not enjoy making. Um, yeah, he's uh bad And he said do you know brother? He said it's his best video I sigh really bad You brought that to my attention actually That comment by itself is kind of just as sad as the film The fact that he thinks That they're his best when they're terrible. Yeah, well Maybe his metric for what makes a good video is simply how many views it gets because he was very happy with a view count Well, maybe he is as good at reviewing movies as he is at his own videos I don't know I was gonna say I'm confused. Isn't that the same thing? His views will be as good as he can review This is decent production value. He has a really good production value. I would say I'd agree with that Mine decent edition of editing HD clips and you know, he delivers jokes not all are funny, but you know I just wish you were accurate. That's all Hmm So anyway, how is everybody? Well, I'm okay. I'm all right. Things are fine. Thank goodness We got two returning guests today. So there's no point in being all flashy about introducing them It's just your friendly neighborhood anomaly in Theo. How do you guys do? Oh? Oh? All right. Hello What's up? See and I'm gonna do the thing that they often do on shows where they just completely ignore the question that you just ask Because they'll just treat it as a pleasantry and instead I'm gonna be like and also rags I have to do you separately rags. You're very important. Yeah And see I'm gonna say how are you and then you don't have to answer cuz it's just a pleasantry. Okay It rained today. Oh there it didn't wait, why would you lie on live television? I don't know I had all the options in the world that she's from and I chose a blatant lie You said a bad precedent for EFAT we can't have us lying about weather That was it. I was honest in the end. That's true. You came through right where I said not really That was a really good character. I'll actually yeah, you get to appear as a full school to the end of episode six now I'd hope so that's better than being alive What were they all doing in the sequel It's like it was gonna help that the Yoda's like no no Once Ray requires us that's when That's when we'll all come together and help it. That's it move a mountain. She can more rocks than I can move it once Once Palpatine turned up Anakin's force ghost was like what? No rise When did that like he turns up to Palpatine like I thought you died. He's like yeah, I know you did you prick Yeah, I did too. I mean there wasn't a me to do the thinking but apparently I'll be there He's trying to explain it to etiquette like yeah, I so this is a clone body and I was like what does that mean? He's like well Well, so no way. It's my spirit really kind of so I was you're gonna have to talk to the boys You know, they they they organized this whole thing. There was a shower. It was it was You could really screw up my evil sith den if you if you put some work into it Like all of the little cloney people on his planet They all have blueprints and stuff of how it happened and Anakin's like I don't I don't see how this makes sense He's like you didn't well Everybody came everybody came to the shower. I mean even though half of them were failed Snoke clones They were kind of a downers, but they came I'm still on the team that they ended up eating them I think it makes the most sense These people are crazy inbred cannibals. They don't know which way is up Rex quite literally Are they yeah, are they all weird like They're all captains and stormtroopers and stuff on the actual star destroyers You don't picture a star destroyer being ran by a bunch of crazy leprosy hobbit leprosy robes Which way's up, I don't know how do you turn this thing off pride pride is like a wave pride is standing there like Jesus Christ I think the compressor in the fridge is broken almost a fleet on this Feel like we'd be better off with just one big ship that I'm in control of instead of all of these ships with fucking Crazy inbred monkeys using them. I don't know Palpatine. Palpatine's like you trust me. Just trust me Yeah, that that brings us nicely to the topic at hand, which is we're back to the prequels gentlemen I Mentioned inbred cannibal monkeys mood segue. Yep. That's just connects easily So we did a lot on phantom ennis and then we did one on all of the prequels because you that's what happened with Cosmonauts video if you can call it that, you know, that's what happened And now we're like let's focus on attack of the clones for a bit instead of bringing in those other two movies And we've got two videos today that are gonna tell us just how bad attack of the clones is now Will Rags and I be defending or attacking who knows it's gonna be about And of course our guests reflect a certain dichotomy if you will and only will likely be explaining and defending for the prequels Well, Theo will likely be saying hey That's bad because he's very mean and doesn't have feelings. No Well known challenge it must be true. Yeah, I guess so He's just let yet to be enlightened. That's all we'll get him there So, yeah, these these two videos will likely just be a vehicle for discussion because everyone likes to talk about the steer boys At least that's what I've understood in these past years of my Libertude So I don't really know which one we should do first, but we could leave it to chat. I suppose Oh, we could let fate decide we could So I suppose we'll just we'll lay it down one is 25 minutes one is 21 minutes one It's going to argue. It's the worst Star Wars film The other one is a review of it that could very well lead to that conclusion or not And one of these videos is made by someone we all know so Jesus what of those facts make you want to Which video would you like to to go after I wonder and before anyone gets excited plinket isn't either of these They don't want to trick people they might be like Do plinket you cowards, he's not on the current roster There's two other videos. That's a lot to cover. Maybe one of these days. Yeah, maybe Yeah, the one we know new guy first damn it chat you can't give me both answers I treat you as though you are one person. You're a very inconsistent character One the one we know someone we know All at once. I don't know if we can do that do the unfamiliar one. All right, this is getting confusing Theo, what would you rather a person we know a person we don't? Personally no, I guess and normally what would you rather? Ah Shit, I watched them both. Oh, we came on here. Um, they're both bad Probably Speak the the the review one don't want to spoil the surprise Oh the one that the one we know then because by what because everyone knows who who one of these people is, you know Yeah, then the one we know all right well what I'll do right without Spoiling it until we hit play because I'm about to that's that's how people will know who it is They'll listen to the intro and be like, oh boy Because we have we all this funny that I say we all know this person. We've never actually covered them on you Fab before oh my goodness, but all of chat will know them Chatter spoken. All right. Is everyone ready to start covering a video? Yeah, I'm ready. Oh boy Here we go. I'm ready. Here we go Chris stop it When was what what oh this video made not if you can check that I will Readjust the screen because once again watch together as altered the way it looks Because why not 820 15? He made like a prequel series. Oh, sorry a Star Wars series leading up to the release of this is pre-tfa So it's yeah He's pure. He's not even gonna reference how the sequels are better. That's that's a good thing, right? Um, we can start on this. That's something interesting to like Point out so like my history with the prequels. Sorry, I don't mean going from it. I'll go for it My issue with the prequels is basically I grew up loving them in a daughter. I didn't watch them for a long while Got to the internet found Chris And it was actually Chris's reviews of the prequels all of them like Phantom and Cyclones were interested that made me think lesser of them I never I never hated them. I just saw these and was just like, yeah, yeah, I guess And Yeah, that's what left that taste in my mouth until I went back and actually like properly re-evaluated them So yeah, just better than mine chat. That's the influence this particular video had on me firsthand. So yeah You're the guy that is always referenced as defender of the prequels and you were inspired by the guy who fucking shits on them How does it feel? How does it feel? That's okay Also, it was his review of last Jedi that made me go into the Optimistic and optimistic for about five days before I found out Ryan Johnson wrote the fucking thing and then I just Believe it I still remember dude when when I was watching all of the cuz I you know, I was big into watching reviews For lots of films and loads people coming out with how the TLJ was good. I was like, I don't understand what's happening I feel like an alien right now and I'm curious what what Chris would say Which is not a sense. You hear me say often Now that like after TFA's been out and we've had the sequels and we especially post the rise of Skywalker, which no reviewers allowed to like What he would go back and say about the prequels now He's a I've always known him to be an ardent prequel hater And I don't I'm not even say that as if he has no arguments because I'm gonna find out whether he has arguments soon But I can't like I've always known him to be someone he was like do you remember? anomaly when When red light media called him a prick how he reacted Yes, someone brought that to my attention. He's very influenced by red light of media. Yeah, basically basically references them in his and he a Lot of his points are echoed from there. He doesn't make some of his own points as well I won't take too much away from him Fuck I had someone's gonna say I fucking lost it. Sorry. Yeah, it's all right I'd be I did show I thought it was kind of like that's a bit awkward Yeah, he took it super seriously while if I had rich Evans call me a prick It would actually make me so excited like the prospect he noticed me Yeah, I he noticed me internet superstar rich Evans Hollywood actor rich. I like it's intense And yeah, he deleted the video right or at least you can't find it from his channel or his sources But it's he's like in a hotel room and he's like awkwardly explaining how upset he is Uh, yeah, I just think I don't know why you take anything for red light media too seriously. They're like goofballs. I I'm not very high on that channel. I Personally, I think they're very overrated, but um, I will say rich Evans It's hard not to watch when rich Evans is on and not smile. I'll give him that like that's he's definitely the he's either Most popular I'm gonna be surprised probably between him and Mike I'd imagine everyone like literally him and Mike he could he could talk about Sand with with Mike and I'd watch it even if it was three hours They are they are funny duo. I think Jay red light media Jay is is like 5050 with a lot of people depending on what he says He comes out with some interesting things here in there the one that we referenced recently ish was uh, I Think he said in reference to Todd Phillips making Joker that top helps isn't a real filmmaker Wasn't like that Yeah, he said some his the Joker video that he did that they did was not well received. It was a Lot of people not happy with that for pretty clear reasons It's funny you bring that up actually cuz like I do have friends who like red light media and I was like fine I'll give him another chance. I'll give him a real watch through and just see what that to say and just you know Try to try to go on with an open mind The video I chose to give him a chance on was the joke What timing kind of stands out As being a really bad one that they did they're very very entertaining I'm much more interested in their best of the worst than I am their their their looks at Like that what was called that they're half in the bags sort of the least Favorite thing of mine that they do the best of the worst and the reviews are the Things that I really watch them for Particularly best of the worst having the bags often hit and miss for me Yeah, which is fine But they really don't like the prequels That's Definitely, which I don't think is a surprise because that's how they built the beginnings of red light media was on The prequels being the big gay Which is why it's interesting to think about Chris Stockman was heavily inspired by their works And so what will he say about the wonders that are attack of the clones Are we in for another land blanket is that we've got me here for I Mean I haven't seen this so I really don't know and I I've seen Enough Chris Stockman randomly here and there hence why I gave that impression of him a few e-faps ago Because that's how I feel But I'm expecting this to be different because it's first of all it's 21 minutes Which is like quadruple the size of what he would talk about any movie he loves so that's pretty interesting As a season like five minutes Yeah, I think the Hill House video he talks more about The works of the director than he does Hill House and it's like yeah, that's fine He said the acting was good. The story was good. It was good. It's really good Because he's a very very skilled film critic. Yeah, I find him extremely odd Also, the movies makes her garbage. I assume Uh, you're still a fan of him. Normally, we're not really over here on e-fab Oh, no, he's one of the worst Rags remember all the people we've covered. Okay, he's useless, but he's not one of the worst He's like Mark brown but says even less He's not on assault on your senses like some of the people you've covered Yeah, he's it's confusing but not because he's you know enigmatic in any mysterious way It's be it's confusing that people really really Like to watch his content Well, how about we find out why? Yeah, it's so Because uh, this is quite a chunky review from him. He doesn't usually do him this long So it's going to be exciting to find out all of the things that he's found out and it's going to deliver to us Um, but yeah before we get going does anyone else want to talk about anything? um Yeah, when You have a toaster and you put in the bread. Yeah Put down the handle you wait a while you hear the ding and then toast pops up but Where does where does the bread go? Well, isn't the toaster like accepting his payment or whatever It's kind of like a sacrifice on an altar. Yeah Yeah, but where does it But it's got to go somewhere. Well, you know how like when you sacrifice A virgin to the goddess yeska and you get loads of riches in return. You don't ask always where's my virgin gone No, I don't ask where was my virgin gone because you've got the money, but in this case you have toast That's fair enough. Yeah It's gonna come just comes from somewhere I suppose I'm glad. Yeah, it looks like looks like we all yeah someone in chat just said well, that's deep. Well, I mean Yeah, I guess Oh, I am a philosophy student after all Photosophy Yeah that um All right, so here we go. I'm excited because I have no idea what adventure we're gonna go on Of course episode two attack of the clones is once again Written and directed by george lucas and if you guys didn't know I'm in the middle of covering every single star wars movie Whoa once a month until episode seven in december That's including the clone wars Oh, this kind of feels nostalgic. Remember what it felt like before tfa came out Everyone was so excited and they still were after tfa, but now I still remember the trailer for tfa. Everybody was fucking exploding. Oh my god star wars again Oh, who is it? Oh my god a black storm trooper? Yes Sign me up My god a lightsaber hilt. Yes X's helmet off. Oh my god evil people good people Darth Vader's helbert that shit got people going nuts Yeah, tfa had one of the best trailers I've ever seen to be perfectly honest it showed just enough. Yeah, it's really good I would I just say it's quite a good template for any trailer going forward. It's super like just They deliver everything perfectly in terms of um nostalgia to them and mr. B just said I'm not the same person that he bore It's like none of us are none of us are buddy We were all wide-eyed bushy tailed and ready for a great film Some felt that we got that great film And then another one came wrong and another one came Such a different atmosphere for each time. Uh the next sequel released Yeah, like oh everyone was so excited and Like pure excitement and wonder for the first second one was like risk-e-tisms third one was like well funeral time I was like well, it could have been work. Well So that was people watching with baited breath like oh god. How badly like what are they gonna do? Yeah, and then they said they're bringing palpitate back. We were like We're like Dead speak and was like oh, yes No, no There's leaks with dreadful That's actually Sorry Fringy hasn't been here since that sort of became like a thing He was here when it became one and then he hasn't been back since right does he know how much nor Yeah, he he doesn't you know, he does. I don't think it hasn't been like he wasn't here There's a degree so everyone was spelling it differently But it's pretty much agreed upon how it's spelled now. It's n o u g h It's dough, but no no Uh, uh, what were you saying anomaly? I was just saying like during rise of skywalk rides are like visibly like sorry Yeah, physically hold myself back from laughing because I was laughing so obnoxiously throughout the first like 20 minutes And I just people were looking at me and I was just like I don't want to be a dick If people are enjoying it, yeah, I don't want to be that guy in the theater That probably was visible my only experience with that was uh in TLJ with the layer superman thing. I was like doubled over trying to stop myself from laughing because I didn't want to I didn't want to disturb people and see I know I've told this before But I saw the film Alex didn't want to see it You know it was my morale and I came back and I was like you need I need you to see it because I need to know that I'm not crazy that this film is really bad And I was looking forward to him seeing flying lair through space and I recorded it and it was so funny that it went into my video He just lost his shit laughing at it, which by the way If riot knew that was like a common reaction. What do you think he like? How do you think he'd address that honestly? He's not wrong. He's he can't be wrong There are no he's never heard any valid criticisms of the last generation. They're just that's what I mean though Like no no words just prime. What do you think about that? Like the idea of people are laughing at your very meaningful scene. Let me just be like, well You know some people don't get it literally they they have they just aren't fit they They can't handle the incredible thematic relevance and importance that this has for Leia as a character and Kylo's this They need to wisen up Get with a fucking program Star Wars isn't fun anymore. I really caused my thoughts in chat. We're not covering him today I mean Was it what did he say anything? Hello if he is here, but I don't know. I just chat saying hey cosmonauts in chat So I don't know maybe they're lying. If I think I think that's a real account I get cosmonauts in I mean two of my past dreams, but he has no tick box next to him. So I think it's just I think it's just an account Yeah, probably yeah, I seriously doubt he would turn up. He's not a fan Not for us If you were hello there, I just I doubt it Um, anyway chris take it away Last month on may 4th. I reviewed phantom menace. You guys dug it. I'm back for more with attack of the clones I got my star wars shirt It's funny to me that he's treated it as suffering. It's like you have no idea, buddy That's Also, yeah, it says yeah, I'm not cosmonaut dot dot dot. It's like clearly not Anyone can click your name and find it's not your channel. No tick No tick bud And I haven't actually checked if he has a tick but i'm pretty sure he does As in the actual cosmonaut I definitely would yeah You'd be unlikely. Yeah You are not prepared And just as a warning just like with phantom menace, I'm gonna be talking in detail here So if you've never seen attack of the clones, I'm gonna be spoiling some plot elements And now you're gonna spoil attack the clones. No 20 minutes is his in detail Like that's what he thinks being in detail is in fairness rags We're the people that they're like, wow, they think extensive means you go to fucking a million hours Is this something wrong with them and then we're like Hmm No But FYI, I really do think that if you're gonna tell me you're thoroughly reviewing something and it turns out you've gone especially to Okay, thoroughly Five minutes for a tv show guys. Okay, that's not enough. I'm sorry. I'm putting it out there It's not enough if you're just gonna tell me you liked it or didn't like it then fair enough But holy shit, you know, what a heart take Been warned. Let's talk about this thing So the blow that was attack of the clones was a little bit lessened Simply because we had already seen phantom menace. So we sort of knew what to expect, but there were still no That's not how that works. Like no, no, not at all. I I don't think people were expecting another phantom menace But in the same way that like, you know, just because tlj sucked it doesn't mean that rise of skywalker was therefore easier to swallow Or something. It's still a disaster I suppose I hate how I use a jaw to represent phantom menace I just I hate when people do that. They just possibly just throw jaja over in there So if like that's the point of the film like he's like jaja is he it's this he's in the center of everything It's the key to all of this Yeah, he's the key to all of this He's more of a key in the second movie that he is in the first the right Oh, yeah, definitely in second Yeah good old jaja That's a fan anticipation going into this movie hoping just hoping Why did you not see anticipation some of the complaints with the first film and in one small specific way he did He lessened jar jar's involvement in this film a lot. He's in like one or two scenes. We'll talk more about right I will say odd note to start off with Like yeah. Hmm, so much that's so much to discuss. My notes are extensive All right, last job. We didn't even know that there was less Jar Jar. That wasn't something that We were evaluating the actions that Jar Jar was taking in the film and his relevance to the plot We were like, oh, it was less Jar Jar. It was screen-time-wise. Ah Him later, but for the most part it's the same type of movie that Phantom Manus was a gigantic green screen blue screen disaster with even worse My lady so sorry what most people expected episode 2 to be about was Anakin getting darker closer to that dark side I feel like if you're gonna in your in-depth review if you're gonna tell me the dialogue is terrible You show me an example because I actually don't know what he's referring to. I'm guessing This is his preamble that he's going to get to that. That's what I'm hoping this is like his introductory paragraph because I So right before We watched This video we watched this movie right before that's what we were doing before we went did this We just watched it. I don't know what he's referring to what line he was referring to he was referring to when a Padme is like talking to her dying friend when the ship blew up. She's like my lady. I'm so sorry I failed you senator. I don't know why he used that example though, but thank you. Yeah, like oh, it's not that one. Oh That's an odd one referred to that I'd say the clips speak for themselves. I would have put a clip in you. Well, maybe he will maybe I'm willing to give him best of the day on that one. Oh my goodness So regarding the we said like gigantic blue screen green screen disaster Would you guys agree with that or I mean? I don't feel like what do you guys think that a lot of it? Yes, I Think the CGI much like the Phantom Menace. It's very inconsistent. Some of it holds up fairly well Considering the time and there's a lot of it though is really really unnecessary and distracting and then some some stuff isn't Composited that well That's what I've noticed. There's a couple of people and a couple of items that you're like Oh, they're definitely on a green screen as for Whether or not Entirely CG backgrounds look good or not. Some of them. I think again the consistency thing some of them look pretty great Some of them maybe not so much and then some stuff is actually practical like a lot in Geonosis was It's the decisions on what would be practical and what wouldn't be practical that are more interesting I think to talk about It's very inconsistent. It's not terrible overall, but there are some pretty blatantly Bad ones that are going to be tough to deny I just do one of your head I would probably say that the worst one is when C3 P. O's on the assembly line and His head's been knocked off and he wanders on to the opposite track next to him And has a battle droid head like soldered on to him. That was shockingly bad there's also some ones of Where Yoda's why in the very beginning when we have the first scene in Palpatine's office when Yoda's walking away as mace windows Yeah, or ground. That's really really bad But then directly after that when Yoda's facing the camera and he's the main focus of the scene He looks significantly better Which makes some sense that they would spend less time on things that are further back than further forward But I mean we get the results we get from that, you know, I Just find it interesting because like I never really I See gi how it looks where it's not something I really that is a personal thing. I don't really prioritize it much Honestly, I my criticisms don't start with them at all. That's This is a common thing I get from people who make videos about the pre-curses like, you know, I look at she's too much CGI Whatever But like I just wanted to note two examples from you guys so I can look out for them next time because I didn't notice Like either of those two I think when you When you sort of put your brain into that kind of observation mode with the CGI a lot of stuff Pops out, but it's not necessarily that the CGI is bad You just notice that something is CGI that has no business being CGI Some seem necessary a lot of yeah, a good example would be when they're leaving the Lars farm the flarm if you will and They're going to Geonosis to rescue Obi-Wan and they take and see 3PO is inside of the ship And they have a very obviously CGI see 3PO like starting to sit down in a chair Yeah, you just just just don't show that Just show the ship lifting off. You don't need to show him sitting down. We can you know, it's fine You have the you have the outfit You have a practical version of him if he's gonna be there just have him standing. He's a robot He doesn't need to rest Why sit down at all? Why have him sitting down in a very very clearly CGI stuff like that, you know, okay? Well one more question. What which version did you guys watch? Did you watch the blu-ray? Did you watch the David a to watch the I want to say the original? What version did we watch? What what is the version that we have? I? Would just do I don't know if I don't think it's blu-ray How how it is So I don't notice these things I was watching it on blu-ray that might be why because I know they a significant touch up on the CGI Maybe I could be wrong Maybe I'll have to double check what version I got but it was it was the one I was watching I can believe they did a version where they went back back and touched it up Yeah, well, this is I don't know if that's the one we were watching the thing if it was like If the writing was like flawless and amazing and someone was like, yeah, but the CGI I probably like But people and you're right I think anybody who criticized the prequels brings up the CGI and it is always like all right We'll talk about that. I guess fine. If you know if everybody wants to talk about CGI talk with CGI I think there's more important things to discuss but Yeah, bring that evil side of him, but it's really just a romance He runs into Padme and they fall in love together and that's essentially what Attack of the Clones is about now One of my biggest complaints with the Phantom Menace was that the Jedi Council didn't do anything They just sat around in a room and talked while everyone else did all the hard stuff Now in the first scene in the film There's an attempt on Padme's life and her decoy gets blown up now She suspects that Count Dooku is behind this assassination attempt and Mace Windu Instantly denies this saying he was once a Jedi He says it's just not in Dooku's character to commit a crime like that Now let me get this straight if Dooku was once a Jedi does that mean that you can suddenly Not be a Jedi and just kind of quit being a Jedi. Yes, okay, so yeah There's even a line at the end where Obi-Wan says that Anakin will be expelled from the Jedi Order if he goes after Padme instead of Dooku, yeah, however The thing is here that do Mace Windu absolutely knows who count Mace mate Did I say Mace Dooku? Mace Windu knows who Dooku is Probably to a large degree, especially considering that Dooku was the Padawan of Yoda So they probably met a lot and they had a lot of interaction. So and this is all in the film That they would know this so it does make sense that he would be aware of Dooku's character certainly from memory Well for me it was it was simple It was just as simple as you know a Jedi it's just simple like you know He was once a Jedi so he doesn't want to be like Mace Windu doesn't want to be like, you know He denies it because he doesn't want to admit that a Jedi could be a former Jedi could be capable of such a thing He's like, you know, he's once one of us don't think it'd be a murderer You know what I mean that that's okay. I just assume it's a bit of he's a bit naive on on Who Dooku what is now certainly after he's fallen He's different than what he used to be and we don't know why he left the order was he expelled? Did he leave voluntarily? I think it's a huge missed opportunity in the film that we don't have any sort of character resolution Between Yoda and Dooku considering that they have a an extensive history together. I Would have really gone for more Dooku. Give me more If that were so wouldn't that mean that your ideals have changed? Yeah, so Mace Windu is like he wouldn't do that because he believes he wouldn't do that It's pretty simple like yeah There's you know, I would do that your your mother just went through a school zone on the sidewalk and killed 13 children You'd be like you'd be incredulous So it's a it's a tenant of e-fap to not murder and if rags was to leave e-fap and then someone was like Rags try to kill me. I'd be like he was once an e-fapper. It's not in his character. Rags wouldn't rags Rags would have succeeded. Hey murder could mean success depends on what's going on. It was a character assassination and That maybe it is in his character to be bad. Well. Yeah, that's what the film pretty much confirms to us. Okay Yeah, we see him doing the bad stuff, but Mace Windu doesn't believe that at the beginning based on his experience with Count Dooku He sure believes it by the end Mace Windu All powerful Jedi. It's not all powerful. He's really fucked But what does it all powerful have to do with being fully aware of some guy's motivations? Like I don't understand So chat rags is a political idealist We're doing we're doing the thing where we're defending the prequels again It's inevitable. We'll try and power criticisms in where we can. It's alright Chris isn't doing he's not it's not the worst He's doing okay. I don't know why he's bringing this up so far. Yeah, I'm sure we're gonna get to some something good In dumb one of the things that really bothered me about episode one and episode two was the casting choices made by George Lucas for The character of Anakin. Let's face it. Jake Lloyd was awful and Jake Lloyd being terrible um So here's the thing. Yes, but it's not his fault. I don't know that yeah I don't I think I don't think he delivers that okay, but there are certain ones that are really awkward and stilted I don't know. I I can't believe he was the best choice and as we know from the the prequel trilogy Padme's actress Natalie's Port Natalie Portman Natalie Portman is a good actress, but she ain't in the prequels So I how much of that was the lines they had to deliver in the fact that they clearly kept the worst take Imaginable and just put it in the film. I don't know. I've put a lot of it up to the direction so someone said He was a kid I agree with the sentiment behind that But I do want to recognize that there are some kid actors out there that we end up going holy shit. They good Now if we're willing to open if we're willing to point out when a kid actor is doing really good and theoretically We should be able to point out when they're not doing so good and even though that's probably more likely I Think we can still do it. Well without coming across as Cruel, right? Or is it too much? I wonder to call a child actor bad Yeah, I mean I'm not I don't mean it in a personal way Like I don't think Jake Lloyd did a good job But he's a kid and there are directors and people around him whose job it is to Have him do good and to help him and to give him the advice and encouragement and the skills that he needed And they failed him. I think in that regard I Mean Mark Hamlin's gone on record saying that like, you know, he was angry Hostility towards Jake Lloyd and he he said verbatim. He did exactly what George wanted him to do and Like if you watch the punch switch of the casting for Anakin like the people say that like he should have gone for the Anakin Before Jake because it was two and there's one that was like lined with kind of like Luke If he was like a really really like ten years old five years old, whatever But he goes with Jake because Jake had that more sort of innocent demeanor and demeanor about him as opposed to the At least that's what I gathered as opposed to what the blonde kid was portraying with something a more of a more dark nature of a more dark and Troubled nature, but he just wanted Anakin to be a lovely sweets a hopeful ambitious slave boy really and I'm not saying all the lines are good I'm just saying like the for example my biggest issues with Jake's performance is when he was in the ship and I really don't mind the like like now. This is part racing. I think that's something a nine-year-old would say You know if he's like it was part racing for all his life Now he's in the spaceship flying it like way way quicker than any parties ever driven before But when he's like when he's like we're here to and he's like, I'm like, I don't really believe that's terror Oh, I know you mean yeah, he's not really taking this seriously what it could literally meet his death. I Yeah, it's yeah again, like I wouldn't put that I spoke like yeah, that's an instance where I'm like, yeah That's a bit off like I don't know. I didn't cry. Well, I didn't cry when I was 10. Oh, no 15 ranks Yeah, I just saying he acts like an orphan Well, yeah, I'd have to I'd have to rewatch all this seems to pick out particular things he delivers that I have Pretty like issues with in terms of acting, but I know there's several lines. He manages to get across just fine You know, it's not like I Think he was 100% awful, which is what a lot of people will sell like he was just absolutely the worst It's like I don't know about that. I don't I don't go that far. Yeah, I wouldn't say he's 100% terrible Kind of question why they felt why George felt the need to have him be a child Yeah, the wasn't that the age range it could have ended up being that he was like a younger teenager rather than how young he was Yeah, I I think that's definitely what they should have gone for No No, no, not not pedophilia. No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying I'm saying that her fetish is meeting children who are very very young and then because she's playing the long game and Then getting into relationships and having that person when they're older in Pregnator It's a very specific fetish It is but it's Star Wars and it's about family anyway, oh wait, did you want to say something about the Him being a teenager normally Yeah, I mean, I just I just never I just don't like the whole I mean feel free to get a disagreement I feel like when people say like oh, it shouldn't have been you could you could argue like maybe it could have been better Maybe could have been worse, but I don't like the it should have been this way sort of criticism if it's like changing what the Retella wants that he wants to he wants to tell the child the teen the adult story He doesn't want to tell the the the teenager the late teenager the adult story, you know, I mean, oh, whatever you're Referencing like if it completely changes what he wanted as a story that I think it needs to I think I Yeah, if everything else was exactly the same except he was a teenager and we just changed the time gap between episode one and two I Think I the ways in which I believe it helps is one the Padme relationship setting it up when their ages are closer It's just just a little helpful. That's all to his proficiency in piloting and mechanic stuff I can believe it more than I currently do. That's all just just like oh, he's always he's had more time And three more time being a slave and we can work with that a bit more Having that had a bigger effect on his life. Maybe I feel like there's a lot of things we can use if we make him older I agree with all that It's where it kind of falters though is if he was any older than he was I don't think quite gone would have taken him I don't think everyone would have trained him and I don't think like I don't think the council would have made an exception I think he was like oh I think it's really around making though. They can we just I think they made that really for that film Yeah, like we can all take why go on to still take him, right? Yeah, we could just say oh, yeah. We yeah, we could train him. I mean, there's no Go, but the age thing was something that I think they came up with in the Force Awakens Or sorry, fuck me the Phantom Menace That didn't have to be a rule of the Jedi I don't think makes a lot of sense Yoda mentions Luke's too old and strikes back he trains him because true Jedi But Luke is what like early 20s the room. Yeah, we don't know what the cap is, you know It's questionable, but like yeah, I'm just saying like I think if he was much older than he was like Padme's age I think he would have been like like really too old And he wouldn't have been as innocent whereas nine-year-old he's still old enough to have attachment, but he's still innocent enough to I guess in the Jedi's eyes like, you know, he's still got a real shot of Being growing coming up the way they want him to as a Jedi like detached, but I'm I feel like Me I do feel like if he was older though those feelings, especially for his mother Would be much more not not sincere but well developed Like I think it's it's I'm not I don't want to say cheap But like of course a nine-year-old really likes their mom almost to the point where they take her for granted Because it's because their frame of reference being a nine-year-old, but you know if someone's 1214 even that I think that's a significant step up, you know when it comes to just familial relationships Okay Wait, I mean, I don't know what what specifically They didn't they didn't say all right, then I don't know if they refer to us one of us all Chris Again Hayden Christensen is terrible, but I don't know who to blame. Is it the script? Is it the actors? Is it both? What is it? But I've been told that I have some rare footage apparently my crack team of me Wait, who was basically I paused it. Sorry. Okay. So basically in regards to Hayden Christian to meet her Well, that's actually not the case at all. He's actually acted really well on What's saying like I don't I don't think he's bad He's in it's almost like a badmace situation. I it's I think it's George's fault more than anything There is I want to reference Rick here I brought on with me for the Debate you did a video Describing like the acting style the directing style. He is he's he can explain what better than I can but I'll just say this So yeah Hayden's acted one like tons of other stuff But in regard he's gone on record behind the scenes is saying like, you know We have to interact a lot of it's rewind on the imagination, but it's like theater in that way so like, you know, you see your your McGregor and Natalie and Hayden you're reacting to essentially nothing within the the blue screen princess would actually make the exact opposites Like I would actually say that they're actually good actors for able to pull pull that off as well as they did You know with how much was reliant on them And Natalie even said like in an attack of the coins of commentary I just watched that like in Phantom Manor she was kind of Less wowed by the the chorus and stuff because you know what course I was gonna look like after Phantom Menace came out she was able to sort of Be more aware of her surroundings what they were gonna look like because of because again She's seen it in Phantom Menace. She has a better idea of what the team is gonna do in post And yeah, what's coming up here is he's gonna do a skit with George and discovering Hayden Christian I don't know if you guys want to watch another play I Still find it funny. It's not his skit, but um, yeah, yeah, that's what yeah That's what he has discovered footage of George Lucas discovering Hayden Christianson Let's observe Let's decide. Maybe there's a happy tree a little happy trees. Yes Who's this kid? I like his look It's the point that he's shit and he was bad in goosebumps The point is George's shit at identifying talent Okay, I'm so taken by his acting ability I thought that was just your dad playing a trick Well, maybe he did it by accident, you know hit a wrong lever or it's not like it's not the worst thing It's not terrible. Yeah. Yeah, it's not like I think people crime here is the fact that the top button is but people need to uh To hang around like if you want to know how good kids are at being people So some of them sound really fucking stupid. I'll just I'm put it out there, okay? Like this sounds mostly like a kid to me like uh, yeah, it sounds like a kid I think he was a great child actor if I had the name on my head As for this joke like I don't know I'd have done without the skit not gonna lie. Yeah Or something I sense dark unrest on this boy Could he be my eyes? It's so poorly balanced with the audio like clearly work went into making the skit How did when he made this video? How is George's voice so so loud and close to them? Maybe it's supposed to Create a sense of distance the TV to us and George to us. I don't know, but I agree I think George needs to be a little balanced better If the character in it plus Chris is a Chris is a film make is did Chris did Chris make the skit? Oh, no, no No, okay Someone really needs to call the production team of the show and tell CGI I'm not one to tell you that you're too long, but maybe this joke is already Yeah Oh, look at how he's so beautifully antagonizes that dummy. He seems to be perfectly encapsulating the angst of being a child Why is it still going? Long man is bad Oh my god, yes who spumps kid For Anakin. Hi. Yes. That's my Anakin That's not the actor But that's not the That's him Yeah, but like the head he He said when the head spun around he was commenting on yeah, that's my anakin, but that was Clearly not the actor turning his head around you're saying in the universe of the joke It would be weird to conclude from him turning his head around. There's like, yep, that's anakin It's going too deep I'm getting sucked into this Is it's still going we're trying to discover the theme of the joke That's what we're doing My mind is just Look at that evil stare. I'm loving it. Ha. I can't wait to start writing this But first I need to approve the new effects added to the special editions Oh boy. I hope they got that cantina scene right You know what the funny thing is his acting really hasn't gotten that better since the night of the living dummy part three on the goose pump Stevie's show Oh, well Um, I think there's plenty of moments in attack of the clones without even referencing revenge the sith of Hayden christensen doing decent enough Acting like when he explains that he murdered the children. I believe he was pretty good in that scene That's not my problem with that scene at all Yeah Also chris is trying to do a fake laugh. He's kind of like a robot person who's been observing humanity is like I should be laughing to some degree at this comment He assumes that you'll be laughing at his joke. So he would like to laugh along with you Even though it has detected humor waves jerk didn't even a punch to it. Just kind of peed it out It did kind of this is like, yeah So even Oh boy So anyway, this assassin is after padme and rather than just fill her room with gas as she's sleeping Or shoot her or something a little droid cuts holes into the glass and drops worms like into her room killer worms Worst assassin ever, I mean all right, well So I have a problem. By the way, we've skipped a lot of the film I wonder if you like It almost felt like a hard cut like the way he was speaking even because he was like Here we go. And then padme's assassin. Blah blah blah. You're like, oh, wow. All right. Yeah, here we go I guess there's a whole big portion of this film that we've got over now If he's doing it chronologically, but all right Uh What surprises you so far Yeah, chris is an aspiring actor, which is why he can only do Like takes of five or six seconds before he needs to cut That's mean addresses point rags His point is mostly valid. I think so too and I agree Go for an anomaly provide that defense Well, I mean the Whole issue I have with people. Uh, well, I mean, look, they're there. I went like there are there are several other ways jenga fair could have executed His attempt on padme, but um the the issue I have with the way chris has done it here is um He's excluded the nuance of the brush rather context like the explosion blows up Uh, the republic they only suspected an attempt, but now they know like for absolute Like certainly like as an attempts the republic going to send Uh Whoever they can to god padme and uh, you know the chancellor even appoints per the chancellor's suggestion he appoints jeta, right? that's very important now Zamgo's the jango is like, uh, I hit the ship. They use a decoy and he's like, okay We have to try something more subtle this time because we still got to get this job done But this time is we're going to be walking into a shit storm if we try this conventionally Um, so I don't know what the hell's waiting for them. They just like, okay. Take his worms and uh, you know and uh They deliver him to you know Padme somehow right and it's like you can make me no mistakes this time, right? So then zam uses the droid The droid takes the worms And I always thought it was safer to send the droid in case the droid gets spotted or shut down by a gunship or something Because like they don't know they just know where I'm cool with the droid the youth Yeah, the use of the droid is good. It's all of the other information Surrounding the use of the droid. That's really stupid. Uh, I just had a blast. All right, so the droid should have just shot her Uh, well, that's still that's the risk of sending uh, setting off an It doesn't matter. She's dead. The droid can just explode. It gets the droid turn It it wouldn't even have to do that It would have to shoot her then turn off and then it falls and smashes into a thousand tiny little pieces onto the sidewalk a mile down If you want to lay like the droid is fine. It doesn't matter about the droid. The droid is to remove and wait if there was If there's a concern about the droid getting captured and leading it back to both I was just like using an unlicensed on whatever droid whatever Allows people to draw you from a droid Take that away from the droid because they're doing something illegal anyway Like if the if there's a license plate or a particular make or brand just fucking get rid of it, you know like how Uh, like with guns when people shave off the uh, the uh rags, you'll know this. What am I talking about? I'll really say that one more time When yeah, yeah, like if if this droid was if zam is a professional bounty hunter hired like jango Like jango is a great bounty allegedly. He's a great bounty hunter So obviously he hired zam thought zam could do it zam's a professional bounty hunter This droid should if anything be built for purpose. It should be untraceable. It should have a self-destruct on it It should have something right This seems like a very very inefficient and There's a lot of variables that go into this plan that wouldn't exist if the droid just I think the concern as well is the fact that where we see it and how we see it We're like man if that was if that little shoot that sends out the droid the things was a was a blaster You know nozzle or whatever. She's dead Or if it what if it shot a commino saber dart Me know I mean, I don't think it would use the the dart because I know it wouldn't yeah It wouldn't use the dart specifically it used something else it used a dart of some kind or sure again It would just use a blaster shoot them self-destruct or just turn off the blasts are great because they're so untraceable Yeah, that's the thing well The point was to get in get out and be gone before they even usually Like without the jet I plan what's perfect. I appreciate that defense, but why does the droid hang around when it's delivered the payload? It was like there's so many more fail-saves Hoping the little worm things go and do what you want them to do I mean in the journey. I Droid remember the Jedi didn't sense the droid True. Actually, that's actually a good question. If Jedi if yeah, if Jedi actually do have the ability to If Django, he's he's killed Jedi before I think right so We're not told that in the films, but he has killed Kamari Vosa before this. He was a apprentice I'm a nerd and I know that Wouldn't that kind of have to droid be outlawed? Maybe you can't tell a droid to kill It doesn't have to be like a high functioning sentient robot. You just have to program a robot to kill someone and it will That's the thing The And this is a very this is one of those details that was really really important because this is the potential list This is a botched assassination that should have been Super easy and was only foiled because the plan was really dumb No, it was only foiled because A palpatine hired the Jedi that's the reason it was foiled I'm could have been Absolutely, I'll agree with you today. It could have been executed better. But the plan is I don't know if on its own without the Jedi again Jenga didn't know what he was what he's walking into he didn't know the Jedi were going to be there He just expected a lot of resistance. So yeah, send the joy to be safe Um, be subtle use the worms the worms are shown to be intelligent too R2-D2 shines a light on them and they actively avoid it and go straight for there's no fucking around those Those worms are going straight for bad man I think it's based on the intelligence I have to wonder In this scenario in what universe are the worms better than just a blaster? I can think of scenarios. Yeah, we can come up with one where they would be better, but not that one Yeah, it's not the one that we can see In fact, why wouldn't you have That as a backup as in the droid gets there and it's like hey droid once you Because whatever scenario you end up in unless they knew the layout of her place You'll be like if whims are better use the whims if blaster shot is in sight use the blaster Yeah, what if they drop the what if it drops the centipedes of doom into the room and they just don't Biter that's why I was saying Like you're banking on them doing exactly what you want them to which seems to be like they will but I don't know. They're really hungry hungry centipedes I mean, there's also the um, what to mention like there's also the chance that like again, they don't want to sell any alarms They would have used another So So that's actually another point of contention that r2d2 doesn't spot the droid Yeah, that's in the notes as well r2d2 turns on shines a tiny little Why doesn't he just have a scan that just goes for the whole room? Why does he have to have a little torch? Why is he off? Why is yeah, why would he ever turn off? That's interesting. I don't think he's off I think he's uh, just like appears to be off Um, like as soon as something cuts I think he caught a whiff of the worm and that's when he like Why didn't he see the droid though? Why didn't see the droid? A good question I if if I in plus if this is the Level of protection that you want to give to this very important person I just I feel like the droid should be up in fully awake fully aware all alarms all If of its scanning equipment going at all times like how come you have to turn on the little light and look around How come that's not like the what it's always doing, you know um, well the argument I make there's like so And Padme wanted it that way She wanted to be there to look him out and the only and the only reason and he can Do it was because you know, he was like I can sense everything going on in that room Like he's like he's confident in his abilities and then Obi-Wan second gets him the only reason they got as close as they did Is because they were distracted with one another They're like, you know, they were talking and they kind of were bickering And then they just once they those bit of a pause they caught it and then they went in um I just assumed it was because she was about to die. I don't know how it works in terms of what they sense exactly like Uh, do they sense imminent death? I don't know how that would work. Uh, exactly. They seemed to just vaguely sense danger. It was I don't know but weird and I mean but Padme wanting to be used as bait. That's that brings up a The issue of how Obi-Wan is really really against this idea But he still allows it to go through Yeah I think of the order of the sequence one comes back. He's like, what is he thinking and then? Uh No, this is outside before the assassin robot shows up Before you know, also this happens. Oh veto is right He's in chat. He just said that uh, if if she's bait, which she is Wouldn't you have a scanner that like is going to be ready to scan fucking anything in that room? Not just like It feels like you'd have more security. Yeah, using her as bait is super risky, right? So you think you'd have better than a shittier As many as you can I mean, she's using hang on. Can you guys You need to cut out so yeah, I can hear you now. Um, but like being bait first of all being bait was her choice Like she I'm okay with that I'm suggesting that if she if they have gone with the idea of her being bait Then maybe there should be a shit ton more failsafe than just r2 d2's flimsy torch And yeah, I promise I can sense what's going on. I mean the failsafe Telling like the well, I mean the jedi are the failsafe the only reason they like they they I think they're relying on themselves more than r2 We're just like, you know, we'll let r2 have r2 in there just to make it feel safe But we know we can sense what's going on in there So my question for anakin would be then what if a droid turns up and blasts her through the window? um uh Yeah, I think that's what it would be like That's the thing. I feel like this is a a scenario that's been engineered by the writing And do we know that the jedi can't sense droids though They didn't sense the droid but I again, I I done that down to them being distracted with one another Like they gotta hit they they just distracted That goes into the previous point of why are they're not extremely advanced scanners or just r2 being awake staring at the window or something More care than none at all. Yeah, there's lots of little pieces to this Uh, the one that blows my mind is that he actually turns on r2 and he doesn't spot the droid outside Just sitting there with a shield pierced like hey He's just like what are you doing? He's like window washers like, oh, okay Yeah, okay Yeah, we can we can keep going then but I had I had to scroll through so much notes because he just Yeah, he's just skipped over a huge portion. Yeah, I don't know if he's gonna jump around or not. I guess we'll find out He opened with worms What and also for the record my issue isn't the idea that worms is an assassination method. It can work Yeah, I can believe that there are absolutely scenarios where poison worms that want to bite things Kill bill to anyone here seen kill bill to As an assassination Attempt that is highly successful is done by putting a um, I believe a black mamba inside a suitcase full of money And so a guy goes, oh suitcase full of money and grabs it all and then pulls him out and boom He dies Black member It's a tool for a specific kind of job. If if chris stuck up was like a black mamba What what? Makes enough sense. Yeah I feel like this is probably got real real world precedent. You could probably look into like assassination attempts done with animals Oh, yeah, absolutely Like um, for instance and the lion king scar He kills mufasa using animals true As we know the lion king really did happen There you go, and it really didn't copy kimba the white lion dab Go watch yms's video everybody. Okay. That's an order a really good video Okay, anyway, I'm gonna know be one stop these worms just in time which leads to a chase The chase is okay. Even though it's like this glossy video game like CGI and Okay, I'm fine with the chase through the city of coruscant being CGI. Yeah Fine with that. I don't think this place Let's let's really didn't make a real So let's reset this we're gonna use he's our vehicle. Okay, so he's just he's brought up this scene So let's let us discuss it and then we will replay his criticisms after we've delivered ours. I guess so First everyone jumped out the window first question. What was Obi-Wan expecting when he grabbed onto that droid? This is obviously directed anomaly. I would suppose What was Obi-Wan going for when he jumped onto that droid? Wanted to uh, well, I mean in Lucas's words. He wanted to jump on and follow the droid back to where it came from So it could spot the assassin So Do you not think it's more likely for an assassin to Abandon their droid, especially if something like that was happening Not only would there be a protocol for the droid to do that Not only is he not worried about self destruction This seems like there's a lot of ways this could go and Obi-Wan is just assumed that all of them aren't gonna Yeah, like why why is this robot this assassin droid? Why is it programmed to return To the sender when it clearly has a person hanging off of it Who wants to find out who is the who the assassin is? That seems like an insanely Stupid thing the ideally it expect would be it'd be programmed It's Yeah, it's it the the robot's clearly compromised it even tries to like get away when it's noticed Yeah, the way I kind of like it It goes straight back to where they burst in the room the robot goes like it like it's shocked like the way it moves It's like oh fuck Jedi Run And so I mean, I think yeah, it realizes it's been compromised. Um, and so it makes a run it makes a run away Like yeah, that's fine when you Just saying the floor is uh, that's um, it shouldn't be programmed to retreat It should just be programmed to I think I'm fine with it retreating In fact, it would be advantageous for it to retreat in the other direction. It retreated earlier than it did So that yeah people who follow it are going in the wrong direction of the assassin It goes it tries to go somewhere to quietly self-destruct Or something like that but there is the uh, I go back to the um He's a question. Uh, is this droid like Might be reading too much Is this droid like self-aware? Is that an artificial intelligence or is it programmed? It's does what it's programmed. I would I would assume it's toaster levels because why would you want to hire a sentient droid to do your Assassin work instead of Program to do a bc in other words So deliver the droid deliver the package Uh, I had the one argument I would make for the droid sticking around is to let the job was done confirm Uh, and then um, yeah, that's that's yeah, that's reasonable if you wanted to get confirmation Then again, you'd probably hear about in the papers the next I was I was gonna say if the scenario is it's waiting to see Those centipedes kill her I'd be like maybe if assuming they don't that means you've lost the mission any way and you need to go I mean other argument I make is maybe it's waiting to recollect Worms, maybe I don't know somehow. I don't know that that's reaching on it That's I feel like I feel like the autopsy will reveal the cause of death regardless if the worms are there or not Do you think the robot cried when it watched the worms? Carl and um, well, I mean I just figured it would be the safest Like if the droid was programmed to get in and out without a trace Like I mean if you think killed by the worms the words to be far less traceable than say like a Kamino died Um, because they've been added to some planet somewhere Maybe a black market deal of it. Yeah, even if they're from like felucia. What does that tell you? So you go to felucia. It's like anyone here buy worms recently Yeah, that's that's another argument I make for choosing worms as a, you know, yeah, yeah Yeah, I still I still think a blaster is better without logic. Yeah a blaster shots are pretty untraceable to Like yeah, but again, like it's the risk of setting off the lawn like they want to get in and out Okay, if it's that's off. It's okay if it sets off an alarm Because let's say let's say that happens. Let's say boom gunshot. Padme's dead the robot Self-destructs or it just turns off and falls down into the abyss below never to be seen again smashed into a bajillion pieces I'm of the perspective that even The you would use a droid that you would know could be captured and that you would account for that Like it would be a non like I said no serial number nothing to connect anyone to anything It's just a droid you're like, I guess we'll never know who you know hired this droid I think alarms are only really a concern if you've got like a backup plan Like if there's a secondary means of assassination that's going to be tried if this one fails or something Yeah, and the alarm would just means that they know that she'd be dead that night as opposed to the morning Zam is really far away the droid is Removed from her as a delivery device for this assassination It explodes turns off whatever alarm goes off. That's fine. I mean they tried to blow up the ship Anyway, they already knew that there was going to be an assassination attempt whether or not The alarm was tripped. I want to clarify. Some people are saying was the droid really expensive. Did she want to keep it? It's like she fucking destroyed it herself She shoots it Guys agree with that by the way her shooting the droid to sort of like kill the way the argument I in case you say Maybe I would have shot Obi-Wan. Yeah, I mean I mean like, you know in case like if if Obi-Wan is hang on the droid, maybe she thinks that like People are following The point is like Jedi can't fly she shoots the droid she kills Obi-Wan as she's falling You know, she knows that they're like, but if you just shoot it, he's dead Besides The droid is the droid next Yeah, she could almost destroy the droid as well. She can get them both. Yeah And and and don't you know, she definitely wants Obi-Wan dead. She nearly kills him in the bar Yeah, that's what I would have done. Oh, yeah. No, of course. I know she wants everyone dead. Absolutely I mean she's him who died. She shoots the robot the evidence is just scattered across the city Now and all of this is because you you have a Droid that's programmed to when it has the cops hanging from it returns to you Sorry, what? Oh, I guess that cut out The uh, but all of all of this the the fact we're even discussing what she shoots is because the droid she Droid didn't explode to begin with. Yeah, the droid returns to her with a cop hanging off of it Wait, you're saying that the droid should be spotted and programmed enough to not do that I absolutely I mean, I think it's programmed to just uh, you know to live up Flee flee when compromised and um, yeah, that's about it But and that would have worked again You you'd think she'd have a video feed of the droids. You know how complex the droids in this universe are um Like again, this works. I was back to all right. Would anyone have made that jump but Obi-Wan I mean besides Anakin the point is like And the other person in the room. Yes, that's my point. Would would uh, would the nebu captain have made the jump It doesn't even matter. I was gonna say it would be a contingency anyway, right? The droid being compromised is possible whether or not Obi-Wan and Anakin are there. What if it got like, you know stunned Or like, I don't know a police flying car flies by and Yeah Like if the four of us were planning an assassination with the droid I'd be like we should probably install a self-destruct like that's just the obvious In fact, the self-destruct could be the very way we get the assassination done Oh, yeah, the backup plan. It tries to be a bomb. It's compromised. It flies in and explodes. It's basically just a missile Yeah And even if even if it doesn't even if it can't blow itself up because someone's like Someone said droids never self-terminate in Star Wars. In fact, they actively try to self-preserve Oh, oh, oh, someone said you gotta nitpick this much. It's like so no, this is not a nitpick Not a nitpick. This allows Obi-Wan to live. This allows them to get a lead on the assassins. This is big stuff Yeah, and even if it didn't sell it doesn't have to self-terminate. It just turns off and it falls And Obi-Wan falls with it I mean like What I was trying to say with the jet like again, they didn't account for the Jedi They thought it was going much smoother like what were the odds of um a Jedi jumping on the droid Like only a Jedi would fucking jump on a droid and like hold on the duration Like this the odds of that happening are so fucking impetuous like would a cop jump on a droid and Come on to the end. I don't think so like a regular nebu captain I'm not saying she's everything. I'm just saying like several people are saying it's a nitpick. It's really dull How is this not a this is an extremely important plot point? This is the the botched assassination of Padme Before luke before luke and leia have been born by the way, right? So if she dies here The ot is dead I'm wrong. What the fuck am I wrong with this? This is like softball level Like what I will say is I know e-fap chat is a relative big fan of the prequels and that is okay. All right We're gonna Sorry, no, it's it's fine. We're gonna have to hit pick but it's because it isn't a flaw It isn't a flaw that the assassin sends a robot That is then programmed when a cop is hanging off of it to return directly back to the assassin. Are you fucking shitting me? These people aren't saying it's okay. It's all right. So I might let the I might let the chat take that one Um, I've I've I've basically my my defense of this. Um, again, I'll admit like it's um Um It's a questionable droid design to do that But the odds of a jedi jumping out the window and grabbing on to it and Doesn't have to be a jedi No, that's my point. But the odds of that I'm saying it's it's a it's a perfectly feasible way to assassinate someone The assassin's not stupid isn't trying to say it feels like jenga is dumb I will say jenga puts down not for this, but he is done There are other what so in conclusion, right the the criticisms we have are one The droid should have been equipped to blast her Uh, I don't know why it's not and that would be my criticism. They would be on the assassins I'd be like guys, are you stupid? Why didn't you not let the droid have a blaster? I haven't said there can be no mistakes this time Yep, even that so a second would criticism would be why can't it self destructs? And again, that's directed at the assassins. I'd be like jango zam What are you guys doing this droid should be able to self destruct Third would be it's not set for protocols that when someone is jumping on to it that it does not return to send a slash explode Like that's weird You guys should really program this stuff in and then the last one for now is that a zam doesn't shoot obi-wan Also, fifth, why did obi-wan do this wouldn't he have been concerned about all the things we just brought up? Or did you just know that this droid would explode? I hear no, well, he knows, uh, I mean he I think lucas tries to reinforce it with how casually Anikin and obi-wan addressed this when anikin actually picks him up. It's like what took you so long He was expecting to grab the droid Like we having grabbing grab the similar joy before like this is they've done this before um, very much implied by their dialogue, um, and I don't think it's fair to extrapolate that out to say they've been in this precise similar situation before I'm okay with assuming Obi-wan could have been killed though Like he said this was his intention. Like you said, um, you know, I wanted this to be like another day at the the job for them like Anikin was expecting him to follow him. He was like what took you so long That's a part of like trying to develop a sort of body cop Relation between them, which I'm cool with but but anyone could have died obi-wan could have been shot by zam and it's over And and there's also the And for why obi-wan like gone to the droid like expecting anikin to follow I could also make the argument that like that's how anikin would know where to find the droid Where it was going where the assassin would be because he can sense obi-wan if he can't sense the droid Which we don't know if they can sense droids. I think I wish they actually that is uh thing in star wars that I maybe chat can Yeah, but anikin couldn't you haven't anikin couldn't sense obi-wan on moose to far when he was in the ship Hmm That's a good point. It's a good point I'd say that's a flaw of revenge of the ship they're not um, yeah, I actually would agree with that. I think that is a flaw of the register I would agree because star wars does seem to be pretty consistent on sensing each other as jedi It's the um, the one people often complain about is vader not sensing a layer of a new hope I would um, I would uh However, I make the defense as he was more focused on padme and uh, he even says that um, lukas said like he ran out from To meet padme on the the ship because he sensed her first obviously and he didn't want to Her to walk in and see all those dead bodies Just the separate just lying around because it would it would have been awkward. It would have been awkward Hard to explain. I can imagine him going like oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit cleaning up the bodies He's like kicking kicking them into one room Yeah, like he's trying to hold up the door of the closet and bodies are trying to Oh What are you I feel like you that what you just said is triggered a memory of something Someone's trying to like a door with a load of bodies in it. What are you about? What am I thinking about? Uh, that's really gonna annoy me. I can visualize it completely, but I can't think of a maza What a maza Liam No, no, no like an actual A comedic moment In a in a tv show or a movie where they've got a bunch of bodies and they're trying to Like the door is coming back and they have to hold it up and close it. What is what is that visual? On brain. I rely on you for everything someone said incredibles Oh that yeah, that's it. It's uh, it's mrs. Incredible. That's what she does That's one to one. She she shoves a bunch of people into a Into a thing I think and then like after it she like Uh size I I'm pretty sure that does happen. Nice. Good job. Oh good job Sean lord of the rigs We've got to hide these orcs before gandalf here. He's gonna be so pissed Anyway, chris take it away. Uh, that was our discussion on this scene This is so this is the thing. I feel like those are the points of contention with the scene Let's see what he takes it His worms just in time which leads to a chase the chase is okay Even though it's a lossy video game like cgi environment that you just can't really take seriously and there's a part I don't actually mind the environment honestly. Yeah, it's a spate. It's a futuristic space city All right. Yeah, it looks totally fine. Yeah. I I have no issues at all with the way that it looks all right You said you had the chase was it only pretending was it pertaining to the uh, the The car the when they get in the cars as well. Sorry the um, part of it just the was just the joy Part of it. There's no way they would have been able to follow her With the amount of turns that they take and with the scale of the city and how much stuff's going around and how Much time I don't understand from each other how they found it from you have she shoots obi one down He's falling for a while and it can pick him up. So that's where they are think about that geographically She's already been speeding off in a different direction in the city full of millions. It's it blows my mind that they were able to find her Yeah, it's I think it's insanely contrived. There's no way they would have been able to find her Especially a supposedly skilled assassin And for reference if anybody if anybody is going to make the claim that they can sense her then why was obi one like Great, you've lost her when she went through the the little shortcut. You wouldn't be saying that he'd be like wait We sense her still I can see that we're going to cut her off because I can sense her Just quickly is it worth pointing out the the jedi leave like both of the jedi leave padme The security detail around Yeah, the security come in there That's fair enough. I think it's interesting that both of the jedi are absent though Yeah, to a degree. I agree, but I wouldn't I it's not a huge deal Yeah, I wouldn't say it's a flaw, but it raises a brow, but i'm fine with it How fucking brutal would it have been if they leave the room chase zam and then jango bursts in just shoots dead all of the security detail and shoots padme in the head Or if the cinapedes have to get it done yourself and they turn into two more cinapedes Then r2d2 has a mexican standoff with jango Rule of the fates It's like epic fucking music Out and They're just setting the bed on fire the ceiling Oh Anyway, all right chris Out of a car and obi one is like I hate when he does that I mean does that happen a lot where anakin just jumps out of cars from like no, okay So I being reasonable human being assume that anakin does a little reckless shit and obi one is commenting on that Yeah, yeah, not that he specifically jumps out of speeders in the middle of carousel regularly I remember the last time we were protecting the senator From an assassination attempt until we grabbed onto the robot and then you chased me on the speeder And then I landed on your speeder after I fell after it was shot from on top of me And then we got back together and then you jumped off again after trying to land on it from further down I hate it when you specifically do this thing It's The obi one just did I say a little bit A lot undercut, but That's fine Really high places plummets down coruscant and lands perfectly on the enemy vehicle Is that what obi one hates that he does like what is what does that actually mean this chase adventures? Well, I think uh, I'm pretty sure he just means by that like you know, he like jumping in without him Yeah being really He does that to fucking dooku later on. Yep. Yeah, he it's anakin doing something He doesn't get obi one's approval. He doesn't you tell him the plan. He doesn't get the okay. He just does it Which is what obi warmed it with the drone Oh my god, I hate it when he does that It's one of that point like obi one is like kind of a hypocrite. I think that's like pretty much I saw something I heard something in the I always thought that like Part of the reason anakin's so frustrated with obi one is that he's so quick to criticize him for being arrogant. This is that Um, but obi one has moments of being like reckless too. Like yeah That being like a victim of humorous or something I wish they would have addressed it in at least one line just to let me know it's on purpose because I never knew if it's on purpose or not As far as I know, they don't ever like address that as a flaw of his No, actually, no um Lucas uh said so uh when the commentators watched uh when yoda is talked when they talked about anakin being so, yeah, yeah, um that when uh when uh obi one is questioning anakin's ready to mace windu and uh To yoda and they're like he's saying like i'm not sure about anakin and then He says like I think he's arrogant and then When yoda's like too sure of themselves and he's like even the older more experienced ones He actually looks with the intent lucas said like where's any like he looks he's pointing that out nobby one I actually know exactly what you're talking about. I was gonna bring it up when we were rewatching it today because I thought it was interesting Okay, uh yoda does say even the older more experienced ones and looks at obi one. Nobby one looks at him The implication being the obi one is reckless too All right. There we go. That is something. I'll agree with that. That's not right. That was Yeah, yeah, all right It looks like just smooth for like 20 years and like the first time I picked up Grant was doing commentary, but like yeah, it was yeah, I guess it was so subtle, but I didn't really notice it. I do wish it was more, but I'm glad that that's there Yeah, yeah, it's good Yeah Hopefully leads them to a moss isley cantina like club. There's one really good scene in here where obi one Jedi mind tricks a guy to stop being addicted to death sticks whatever those are that was a good scene I like that once they capture this is sad I would love to know why he liked it just so I could learn more about What is chris what's happening in chris in the mind of chris duckman, you know in the mind of chris duckman Why have we skipped so much about the plot? and the characters and the scenes And we get a we get a point about how he liked sleaze bagano Selling death sticks to obi one kanobi in the bar, you know I mean, he's doing these once a month rags. Okay. He's got to rush this shit. It's really weird thing to bring up Yeah, I mean, I appreciate sleaze bagano Thanks sleaze bagano. I like to think that oh my god, you know canonically sleaze bagano might have had a legitimately better Happier ending than jar jar did Well, is jar jar happy in his theoretical sequel ending. Do you think he's happy and staying the children? I I feel like jar jar with all that he's been through with the senate and where he's come from He'd be like I used to be a fucking general I used to be a fucking war hero. I used to be a goddamn senator I I declared that palpatine had emerged. It's okay. Maybe we'll talk about that But it made sense at the time Here I am in feed being a clown all the adults hate me and the only people who like me are a bunch of fucking stupid children What I'll say is I think he would have gotten quite a bit of fulfillment out of providing joy to the children You'd have been happy with it. I think that says a lot about his mental capacity. Hey man, children need entertainment too. Okay racist And she is just about to tell them who hired her and a toxic dart gets into her neck and jango fet Blast off from really far away. Now if this guy is so on top of things That he can shoot this girl from however many yards away. Why didn't he just assassinate padme? All right Yes, exactly. Why didn't palpatine just fucking strangle padme? I mean, it's Jesus. Why is it a picture? Yeah, it's so fucking funny. She wakes up to him saying The door opens and then he does that spinny move I love it. Lance on her neck. I understand it Um, oh goodness, so much more efficient. Yeah, the best version of his point is if jango's so good at this Why didn't he do it? I think it makes a lot of sense that he was Delineating in his assassin team to someone else someone who by the way Actually was successful in her first attempt. She unfortunately killed a decoy instead of the real one. Yeah, that wasn't her That wasn't really on her. Yeah, you can't really blame her for that uh So, yeah Yeah So Yeah, I guess we'll see where he goes with this because that's just not a point on his own You would have known about this as well anomaly, but fucking cause we know what's point where he repeats it like twice where he thinks it's such a good point the There's several degrees of separation from palpatine that that's a flaw never explains why it's a flaw just keep saying it Okay, uh, I guess that's a flaw That was a point in the video. I Did suicide. Yeah, damn, but you're still here Django vetted man there. He wouldn't have used worms. He fucking gave her the worms. Yeah, Django gave her the worms What a strange sentence first off Listen, he gave him his tube full of worms. All right, there's nothing nothing bad about that There's nothing wrong about a thick meat cylinder full of I love I love the idea that Why is it a meat cylinder now? It is because it's a thick cylinder full of meat Meat cylinder. I don't think that's alive and wants to hold on Right you The meat cylinder Um, I just like the idea that chris is like in jago's quarter. He's like defending jago's like, yeah Django never used whims and jago's just really stressed like yeah, I would never do that That'd be stupid. Why would I do that? he's There's worms at his feet and he's trying to kick him away subtly No, they go to the closet too with all the dead people Throw the whims Adjusts his stance and a couple more tubes of worms fall out of his pack. He's like, oh no That's his thing whims are his thing So on top of things that he can shoot this girl from however many yards away I want to and to address chat. Do we know for sure that zam blew up the ship not jango zam says I hit the ship, but it was a decoy. Yes, and um Liam said you keep pausing chris in strange ways. Welcome to efab Hello, I do feel like every time we cover a bigger personality for the first time There's people in chat always who are like, hey, you're pausing them bad It's like this is if ever it's your guy in any way shape or form. It's always going to feel that way Well, maybe they shouldn't make videos where they can be paused awkwardly I feel you're gonna say don't make videos that can be paused. Maybe they shouldn't make videos. Oh, yeah, maybe don't make videos Yeah, don't make bad videos It's like what um, it's like what riley j denis was. Um she Splices out all of the time in between sentences Well, that's the classic vlogger style that's totally out of use now because that's it's Like that's how youtube began was vloggers than that style of editing which was infuriating Where they would just start talking as if they've just cut themselves to a different port of this and you're just like What the fuck are you doing? You sound like they made fun of it and um, I can't remember whose animation it was But they like had a little character that was jumping all around the room with every single jump cut It was good shit Someone probably knows what i'm referencing You know Because of the nature of the video and how cameras work and you have as many takes as you want You don't have to record yourself one sentence at a time and cut those apart into snippets You could just practice two or three sentences And then just get a good take and use that Oh, liam said he just thought it was funny pauses not that they were like It's okay. It's okay, liam. I was just addressing it in case I love you liam. It's fine. He's a good old liam I didn't he just assassinate Padme. I guarantee you jango fed had been in there. He wouldn't have used worms First of all, he was there second of all that he was his worms. I just find it funny It's like it's wrong on all of his points. I'm defending this movie because this is fucking wrong Feels familiar. It's fine He said like no mistakes the scenes that follow show us that george lucas is using the same technique He did in phantom give us information people are just walking around in boring blue screen rooms in which they give us exposition and things We need okay. You can't just say people talking in a room is bad. It's like you got to do better than that Okay, first stop about them the armrest The real sin here are the armrests on that chair. Oh those are Fucking why would you design a chair to where the armrests are so tiny and come up to basically a point? Yeah, your arm is sliding off them. By the way, I don't think they're high enough To fit beneath the desk like I feel like You can't put your arm on the armrest and then slide it into the desk Also, I don't even know how you move that thing with how thick it is. It might be attached now chat Now we're now we're nitpicking. Yeah This is a nitpick. This is a evil bad trick Do you think the palpatine could have got away with all of this with uncomfortable arms? Yeah, I think he did it like the same logic as the throne the iron throne would they say that king should never sit comfortably Hmm and some said maybe it's not a humanoid rags. Well, it clearly is Palpatism isn't necessarily a human he could be a glaucan. You don't know Yeah, I'm curious to go back to like the first scene with palpatine because he was sitting in that chair and he did have We have to know Um, and yeah for reference by the way What are the like Awesome first scenes of a new hope when obi one's explaining the history of like the jedi and luke's Uh, fucking lidiage if you will two guys in a room with exposition just saying just putting it out there Just so you know chris Yeah, we were just watching this before ephap and I never thought that there were too many scenes If I was going to redo it, I might do them differently, but that's only in the execution I think it's a shit criticism. I think most if not all movies have several scenes with two characters talk in this exposition I think that's a worthless criticism You gotta give me a reason why it's bad Explain why a good version of this point looks like Okay, that's I I might be able to do that I might be able to do that then bear with me. This is top of the head Really trying to go really trying to squeeze blood from a stone here I would say that if they're going to use these Places for exposition dumps or whatever he calls them Then this location in particular and this this is gonna be I'll I guess I'll expand into this fully because we're on the topic The office of palpatine or some would like to say palpatine's office Is a it's like it's weird CGI But real prop chimera It has real props that based on the angle that they are in the room will be CGI'd for a scene Um, this is a very very important location for this movie, but Mostly for the next movie. It's a very very important location And I I don't know why they didn't have this be an actual set in full I think they should have I think he should have had this be a real set because it's very distracting how fake it looks How obviously CGI it is for how much important stuff's happening here And someone's like it's a real set not always Some of it is a set some of it is a set in this movie nah not a um Yeah, I'm sorry, sorry But like the like the chairs and the desk will be real Um, sometimes like the the desks at the entrance the chairs by the entrance are gonna be real It's when they're you'd have to be specific to be able to tell explain to people what you mean Because I know a lot of people will be like yes, it is real There's lots of it that it's like there are specific portions Of different angles that are like wait a second that doesn't that's yeah, let me let me pull up I've got it on my other monitor Let me pull it up here because I know when we watched it the first time and here on the second time It was really odd and I showed Jay and You know you call your attention to it. It's odd in the tracking for some of the the stuff on the Very weird. So when you have a scene like this I'll show this is the the first basically the first frame of them in the office In episode two, right? Like, okay. I don't know about the window like the chair seems you know the chair the desk that seems legit You know some of the stuff is totally real but then as the Like depending on where you are in the angles, right? Like when you're looking I gotta I gotta scroll a little bit to find this it's when oh wait there it is but come back Sorry, I'm scrolling a little bit here this is Because that's the thing if there is a set Because I believe some of it is more of a set depending on where you are, but this here From this angle Looks really fake So when you the fake part you're referring to is Because you Like you're talking about where he was sitting in the last screenshot looks fake now Yeah, the the first one looks real the table the chair the other chairs And then when you see it from this angle it They look very simple like The if they looked like that as a set then okay, but I could also fully believe that those are just almost like cell shaded pieces in a Tji background sort of thing Yeah, and these are two completely different angles right because you see the chairs in the foreground in the second picture Those are they those look legit but the way that they like walk on the rug and it's The way that a lot of this is because the especially when they're against the window obviously the window is CGI I grant that but it stands out a lot when the window is CGI And their profile is cutting against that CGI window and then it leads into the darker Shades of the room behind them It's a it's a very oddly composed and constructed shot that makes it look very very artificial Which by the way is okay. It's not a big deal Yeah, it's not a big deal. I just thought I'd bring it up. It's interesting. Your eye can be distracted by these things sometimes Yeah, it's distracting for me. It can make my eyes glaze over Just to say that um Yeah We're gonna say sorry I'm sorry. Uh, uh, yeah, I was gonna say like and to reinforce your point from before rags about there being instances of Portage, uh, I will I will say this much like Palpatine's Outlook in Attack of the Clones is one of the instances at least for this Portion and like the first scene he was in with the Jedi. I will say that's the the more poorly poorly rendered Bits of Corrisants because like in Revenge of the Sith that outlook so it looks so much fucking better like like The eye my time here It's not great It's it's how it it's how it's it's more how it's with the rest of the stuff in the shot As opposed to it individually being poorly done Like because it's so very prominently displayed here like in the second image It is the center of the essentially the same. I mean the seed is the center of the shot Ooh thematic, but we also have the you know the big window. It's the brightest thing It's where most of the light's coming from even the shadows that's cast on the two is clearly coming from the back And it your eyes are kind of drawn to it Anyway, oh it's gone screens come black for me. Oh no Chris To give us information people are just walking around in sx position and things we need to know That's all it is just a whole bunch of scenes people walking around going. So that's a that's that's let's let's address that none because you've said it Uh prequels of boring is not actually something I could associate with really at all. I'm like, uh, I do not think you're boring There's lots of them that get me engaged thinking about it. In fact when we were watching it, uh We were talking about lots of of what a lot of the things in the scenes were meaning in terms of like how things are progressing And what they could mean And um, of course anyone anyone in chat would be like well you not finding it boring doesn't mean it's not boring If someone else it's like, you know, I agree I just think it's a lame thing that everyone tends to say if they don't like the prequels like preels are boring And you're like, can you can you do other things? Yeah It's it's way too. It's just like Um, that's not to say I've never found any part of the prequels boring. Uh, I just mean Describing the trilogy itself is boring. I'm just like meh I wouldn't I wouldn't call the trilogy as a whole boring I don't think so. Yeah, no, I don't think I think I find phantom menace Very boring, but that's the most boringest one in my opinion But I would go as far as saying I don't actually find the There's this I associate the tattooing portion as boring in my head with with phantom menace But I don't think whenever I'm watching any particular scene and thinking about what's happening. I'm not necessarily bored Uh, it's complicated, but yeah, I'm not bored by the prequels is kind of my point Yeah, hot take. I think the Jedi's the most Sorry, what I said Sorry, I said hot take. I think return of the Jedi is actually the most boring if I had to like pick one It's the only star was me. I've actually fallen asleep. Oh, shit So I'm gonna go ahead and I do Counter-hot take with I think the plot is pretty retarded in that film Especially the opening and the Ewok stuff and yet I find it all rather exciting. I'm never bored in return of the Jedi Okay, that's fun. Yeah, I don't I honestly don't know why Um Two instances where I fell asleep. I still love the movie think me wrong. Um, I do adore return of the Jedi I do hold it to be the worst of the six though Um, that is subject to change but at the moment, that's right. That's where it ranks for me I would be curious to watch it to know exactly where I stand on it because I know there are problems And I haven't even seen it in a long time. So I it's a good chance. Yeah Worth worth taking a look Uh, because it's been a while since I've watched it Bear in mind. I just wanted to raise someone made mace dooku by the way There's a better one than this. Okay, let's appreciate this one first though. That's That's wonderful. I want to show you I had one ready that I forgot about so I'm gonna post So you have the idea of mace dooku. What do you do with that as a creator? Right? This is what they came up with I feel like that's how a sword would look at me I'm indifferent about this. Oh, that's great Um Someone said that because I because they were they showed me the the real set of palpatine's office Which I totally believe that that there was a real set. Uh, it's just in the second picture how it was How it looked so I I sent him the picture in the film of why does it look so fake in this image looking from the entrance towards the window And they said they were lighting it. They were essentially lighting it in cg And they said because the materials that they used for the set plus lighting it in cg so it didn't like match correctly Which would probably explain why it looks so uncannily fake to me because I can again I believe that there's actually absolutely a set I don't know how they botched it though How would you explain this meme someone with no context? Well, you see, uh, it's mace dooku. Obviously don't you get it? You know You know Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, that's interesting. Oh, what's this all about? Hmm. Well, I heard so chris summing up scenes as being like Oh Not a point give us a reference buddy. Give us a reference That there was a planet there once but it seems to be struck from the records. I don't understand this Why is that not important information though? Very relevant That's I mean, that's a scene that we're going to return to in the next film for starters in the room with the younglings Uh, yes. Yes, we will that's a that's a place we come back to they're killed in the Jedi temple Council area on there They're hiding behind the council chairs when Anakin does his thing Oh, I thought they were in that. I know they went in the youngling room They they went to the adult room, which is kind of even sadder. Isn't it that they hid there? Oh, yeah, they thought that the council could be there to protect and then the hologram kiyoti mundi shows up He's like, I can't actually do anything guys man Well What about the etiquette attack on the younglings? um But yeah, you're gonna have to really sell me on this point because you can't convince me by just telling me because I don't believe it I know i'm long man bad But it's like whatever I make a point of like right time to prove this shit and get loads of references Invents people instead of being like, you know, I would explain this point, but I don't want to I wonder who you can think I'm referencing without one No guesses. Is it too obvious murders younglings? Listen that scene never gets old Just like too soon Oh Yoda and these younglings, please show us. Oh, you did it magically. Thank you very much. That's that's very helpful But there's just one thing that lucas should have gotten right with this movie. It's the deep dark Unrest that's boiling inside of the character of anakin, but he seems to I feel like that was pretty present Yeah, in fact, I Was gonna say like my criticism of it isn't whether or not there Let him just let him run go down the road. Oh, you'll see he says To confuse that with being a whiny brat because that's all anakin is in this entire movie. Hey Um, I he's more whiny in the third one Listen, when your mother gets she dies in front of you and you go on a rampage killing people I wouldn't describe that as whiny No, I think he is more whiny of a character in the third film than he is Really, what's seeing you referencing ragu? I am particularly referencing when he gets to become the youngest member of the jedi council ever in history And he's still whining and bitching because he hasn't been technically made a master yet And even obi one's like dude, you're the youngest jedi to ever be put on the council like bad W and he's like Um, I agree with you. I just I just trying to weigh up the whineness of anakin Yeah, because the clones are like, which is like, which is not worse. Which is which is the more To be fair. I feel it more. Yeah to be fair. We do have the he's overly critical He never listens and it's like man, this is whiny when he's talking to pat bae while she's packing a suitcase When that seems really good because he just starts losing his marbles Like they're just having a conversation then he goes off on one. It's not fair Um, and he's really creepy as well. He is a bit It's um, the rig fit So I'll say he doesn't get to vote in the counselor. It's honorary like even then like that's a huge deal like that's this should be like a extremely Proud accomplishment that you have like they have said they've given you an honorary seat on the council because of your accomplishments and all that And it's just an incredibly young age Like man. Wow. That's oh Take the w man. That's awesome Tomorrow's another day You you see have so much more to work from all the time and the rest of your life and you've already made it this far so soon Oh, and I think you think he's one things one The way the way I wanted to counter chris though is that's like that is I think he's there's some of the accounting because i'm pretty sure he says he says like he's basically saying Lucas why did you make Anakin so why like people say like Anakin comes across as like this whiny thing This whiny person who just bitches all the time and i'm like, yeah, that's exactly what Lucas was going for. He's a he's an angsty Petulant he basically said uh when Anakin when Hayden chris isn't got the role He's like i'm going to play Darth Vader and i can't like to be like this whole thing about us. He's like That's great, but uh, you know I think this makes perfect sense my character standpoint Like I really didn't have a problem with any can Uh, you know Fishes team it feels like he's being held back like his his parents won't let him go to his like, you know The party next door or we stay out after midnight or you know, just something in real life to relate that sort of mentality to Yeah, like I guess we need more from chris This is like is it that the whineness at all is bad or is it that he's too Too much of that and not enough of I don't know something a bit more serious What a lot of people I mean like chris talk the like what a lot of people a lot of it The anti prequel videos I come across of it's very service levels like oh my god We got like we will promise Darth Vader and we got like stars only especially it's like Vader is meant to be a bad ass And uh, we get Hayden christian saying he's just so such a whiny irritating Little asshole. Oh my god. I'm like So you didn't get the Darth Vader you were like you were hoping for and said you got a different character Who develops into Darth Vader like so, you know, I mean it's it's more of just a yeah No, I'm okay with he doesn't have to behave like Darth Vader before becoming Darth Vader. I understand that but I think If someone was to try and I know a lot of the arguments people make are like I I don't want to see Vader as Anakin. I don't like that. That's his history Yeah, um, anyway, we'll we'll let him kick on I suppose Constant never ending complainer. He's overly critical. He never listens. He he does not bear in fairness He doesn't spend all of his scenes doing this Yeah, this is kind of a standout scene What's really weird about the scene is that he pours this all out to Padme after This is like the second scene together, isn't it? Yeah, I kind of was having a conversation and then he just goes off on one. Yeah All right, I mean they did um that they've been speaking for a while in between Yeah You know like any conventions off-screen like uh, you know, uh Basically when everyone comes back up from Wherever he was when they were waiting for the assassin's to strike Uh, he basically says like, uh, Padme cover the camera. She didn't let me watching. She didn't want us surveilling her Uh, you know, she programmed R2 the ones that there's an issue They've obviously spoken off-screen and we can assume like they've spoken a lot, you know We see a snippet of it. They see it a lot. I don't know if I've seen they've been talking a lot I would well I mean for the sake of the audience just have her pry it out instead of him spilling it I suppose is what would be preferential for the flow of the conversation because it's the same energy as like So you just like one of us we're just having to chat the four of us and then Theo is just like I really hate like You know like fucking parents sometimes when they just they just don't let you use Your laptop. Oh because I was looking at porn once. Okay. We're all like, um They were really critical and they never listen And yet you're like, oh man. Oh wow. This is you you've got some issues here. I guess like like Uh It just feels like we needed they needed to be together a little and you know What you can have is is she she could ask him like Like are you okay with this? You're gonna be spending a long time away from your master and then Anakin can say something very addictive Like that doesn't sound so bad. And then she's like, oh And she can poke him until he ends up spilling something. That's quite like. Oh, shit The way I would Uh, I mean like let's let's let's back for a second. Um, I think you cut out go ahead Hi Um, yeah, so The one scene we did see him together is like Obi-Wan kind of emasculated Anakin and then When uh, Anakin tells her like, you know, we need to do our duty sometimes and leave our pride behind Uh, she's like you've grown up and then he's like, yeah, master everyone managed not to see it He talks you hear the good about the his relationship with everyone and you also hear the bad And um, I'm pretty sure that like, you know, he's he's trying to show off to obviously He's like he's in the force in front of everyone. He's like, you know, I'm really ahead of him I'm ready for the trials. You know, I don't need to be babied. I'm a man now You know, and then he's like, she's like, don't try to grow up too fast like what she sees in the ambition and get the uh, the contact and um I like someone someone was clearly hit by the By the auto cucumber They said the portrayal of and I can in the clone wars series is better and I can Pray love and I can Just fun fact Sorry, it's like fun fact One thing I've maybe More requested to do other than come on e-fap by people who watch me. It's like when you get on e-fap I'm like The one thing I've been requested to do more than come on e-fap is to watch the clone wars stuff done it I feel like you you are absolutely obligated to because it's so connected to the prequels Well, we can get away with saying no, we're allowed to Oh, my my argument for that is like people there's an argument that says like the prequels are only good because of the clone wars I'm like, yeah, well, that's bullshit. I'm looking for that. That's my that's what I haven't done That's fair. Like you're saying that you don't want to use the clone wars to defend the prequels Yes, and I I feel like if I watch into it might dilute my perception Maybe just trying to keep it. Yeah Well, because a lot of people when like and I'm not accusing any specific person of this Okay, guys chill out But if someone was to say something like Darth Maul's character is so thin someone might respond You haven't even seen the clone wars like oh, well, I mean Yeah, I'm not why no I haven't Like I I mean it is I don't think it's a flaw No, that's the thing we well we we're on record with that one We fought for Darth Maul quite a bit for some reason I don't know why we were forced to defend Darth Maul, but hey, you'd ever know Damn It's not fair. Obi-Wan never lets me do this. Obi-Wan never lets me do that Also in this film Anakin has major creeper face like every time pad maze. Okay. Look, so we brought this up He does it's not like every single scene like chill out. Yeah, it's twice Yeah, he does creeper face, but why do you make it sound twice? It's it's I if I was the director, I would have said Anakin don't look like a creepy stalker at the end of the scene Please Maybe he was asked to look like a creepy stalker. I don't know. That's the thing if I was the director I don't think he's looking like I mean he kind of gets that grin like I gotta watch the scene back But I think he gets that grin on his face off the sheet like Why doesn't that include it? I mean like I always saw it as like he was grinning as to like he Or bit and she's like, oh He's like, uh, yeah, I I saw that I think I didn't see that like I don't know I could I could be I gotta watch it again, but um, but there is a reason I gotta It's a long discussion. I'd rather not get into here because there's a lot to talk about regarding the dialogue. Yeah Yeah Nearby the guy looks like he's about to assault her so Obi-Wan. That's a reading I guess Okay Don't think I would never assault well Then sends Anakin on a journey with Padme to protect her alone Now Jedi's apparently are forbidden to love as this idea was introduced an attack of the clones Jedi's can never So they were forbidden to love We're so is it just for clarification? Are they're forbidden to love? Or is it they can't like have a spouse they have to be celibate? I think what that they're forbidden from romantic attachment is I think well, I thought it was like attachment in general like Incredibly silly if you ask me but That's fine. Oh, I mean it says that they're forbidden relationships because I just want to make sure Now that we've got everyone here. I'm sure chat will correct me or tell me what the thing was I was just making sure getting it straight here Yeah, see attachments. That's what I said. Look at how I lighten up with attachments. You're encouraged to love They can't have attachments Can't own a person like marriage Jedi are in a way encouraged to love Jedi use the force to jerk off Jedi are very relevant Which been discouraged from attachments, but it's but it's a set in stone loss They're encouraged to love but not to have attachments. That seems pretty difficult Yeah, I don't know how you could love something without forming an attachment to it. I think that's anikin's like Trying to find blue poles in the logic Because he's trying he doesn't it's obviously he doesn't fully believe in the Jedi code and he's trying he's he's obviously has romantic feelings where he's sort of A big part of him He's that a big part of him wants to play into that wants to indulge in those feelings. So she doesn't want to he doesn't want to shut down I can't have any So he reframes it in a way that it still sounds like he's It's available to her. I could probably phrase that better. But um I think it's because they wanted to reject anikin the phantom s because of his attachment to his mother I think it's pretty implied that like any and all attachment Is that and even Yoda says, you know Look train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose, you know, because it plays into The aspect of greed which is the dark side Um, you know, I don't agree with Yoda when he's maybe that's the point But I don't agree with Yoda when he says fear of loss leads to the dark side Anikin the worst possible advice. He just goes just don't care Le Mans I mean, it's it's part of the Jedi training is not as I'm trying to like um and Uh, like he when he says I think I do videos That could pertain to Obi-Wan. We have friends. Yeah, it's really strange considering that like the bond between soldiers Is like its own unique thing with how strong it can be and that's what makes a unit strong and you know powerful um It is odd that I don't sometimes I wonder what's supposed to be there as something that's good And what's supposed to be there that's there to be criticized Um But I I feel like it's not something that could work. Maybe that's the point Um, well, I mean just seems like a strange direction to pull the Jedi philosophy and after the OT I don't know. Yeah, I think it's worth a lot of like But yeah, we should probably well for sure This is one of the most commonly discussed things to this day We can only have a chip away at it really because I know a lot of people are Definitively like no, you don't understand it. What it means is this and then we're like, all right. All right Dang, they can't they've no no love that's bad. So how are they supposed to fucking procreate like what? Okay, well, they I don't think I don't think there's some codes to they don't have to procreate. Why would they have to procreate? Yeah, Jedi recruited as far as I'm aware Right. Yeah It's not Jedi dynasty Well, I don't It's all in breeding like they're they're all windows and Yoda's That's why dude, that's why you got people like Kit Fisto. That's that's in breeding right there That's racist. I've seen him Um, I mean like Qui-Gon carries around that meta-chlorian counter in case he finds a potential subject And he even tells Shmi when he's done it when he's not any kids residents It's like had he been born in the republic we would have identified him earlier So, um, it must be, you know, in case they encounter a potential recruit they they always got to be observant Um, as I think that that tells us Oh, I assume the Jedi would be fine with a Jedi having a one night stand or hiring a prostitute I can't see why they would have any reason to have any problem with that really I think the uh, that's the point of getting them young and indoctrinating them. So they don't Will need to, you know, have as a driver one night stand You know if Mace Windu headed to the brothel once every few nights, it's like who's gonna care, right? Who's gonna know who's gonna mad? It's fine Like the night sludge is like Yeah, uh, ironically, yes, like how they do that It gave a throw to the fact that the higher ups are aware of it. I would I wouldn't be surprised if Yoda was like Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I know it's fine Look Mace, he just he's a good man and he just sometimes he's got a little steam to blow off and that's fine I feel like Giving Yoda a lap dance would be difficult I feel like it would be easy because you can just you can throw him around you Don't think that would be the same thing Oh, dude, Yoda would be the best lap dancer you he would be uh, he'd daily, uh, anyway What does that mean? How do Jedi's procreate if they can't love they just look for people to breed with? Okay I have several criticisms of what he's just said How can you procreate if you don't love? Yeah, oh boy. Oh boy. Oh, I remember when I was nine Procreate if you can't love Like you have this idealistic version that all babies come from happy married families You don't understand why that one friend of yours only has a mom You don't it's just Um, but he's he's saying this as if They have to Like the the system can't work unless they're procreating which I don't why is that the case why I think My guess would be he was led to believe by the concept of midi-chlorians that uh, That it's all it's all bloodlines. It's still your genes and bloodlines and stuff, right? That'd be my guess My sweet boy, that is not the case This by the way, this is why it frustrates us regularly on all e-fap when they're like tlj introduced the idea that So you can come from anywhere and be force sensitive isn't that crazy? You Create more of your kind. He's kind people and teach them. I guess you can never have children though Yeah, or maybe you're allowed to have children as long as you don't love your mate and george lucas. Oh, there you go We get it out. Oh, he he does understand the concept. He just he finds it deplorable clearly seriously Just have to think about it for like a second and you'll get your answer Well, I feel like he realized that he'd answered his question now. He's like ran out of steam Because he's like, oh, this makes sense actually fuck I need to keep up the exasperation to make it look like it does. Yeah You're making everything awful with this writing, but we have to accept it because that's what george lucas wrote So jedis are forbidden to love. So why would you send anakin on basically the most romantic mission ever in which they have? I don't think they intended for it to be romantic. I don't think that was the idea No, the issue I have is how oblivious they are to what should but they're not remember obi one is aware Well, yeah, obi one knows it. I think gosh now that I think about in my notes I think I have it listed that People are really concerned about it. Like mason you said something about it Is conserved one? Yeah, captain of the guard, but no one does anything. I'll just I'll be fine I'll be like, yeah, I guess Sorry, um, so the idea that it's if you if you are concerned as the jedi That we shouldn't be forming strong attachments Then one of the last things you're gonna want to do is square off padme and anakin Now the the counter to that might be they had no idea that these two were connecting But it's like well, but obi one definitely did he even comments on it being a concern actually, uh, what do you point? Um, there is actually an alternate scene of um I think it takes place after because it's when obi one leaves. I'm not sure why look is kind of maybe because it was out of order, but um, we kiss the scene where obi one sort of confides in window About the situation with anakin and padme basically telling him your grievances Um, it was deleted and it was replaced with the the the went the one with yota on the the floaty thing And it's as obi one is going out into a ship before he goes off to uh, Kamino so everybody left at this point. I don't think it would have influenced much, but that was cut Um, and I think what was uh, what happens in the scene though? What do they say? This is exactly what you what you had a problem with like Everyone knows and obi one is like to win is like look. He's it's more than just I don't think he's ready. He's he's got He's he has a history with this girl like that. That's I exist It's not like he didn't think of it despite the acting they clearly have a thing for each other What is what does miss when you say Um, I think there's excellent I sort of mesh together character wise anyway, um, but the um, not from an acting perspective. They're I just they are Really terrible as a couple separate topic, uh, like yeah, um But discussing though, that's not what's disgusting. But what does miss window say in response to obi one saying that? Basically said, um, he basically brings up the prophecy again And I don't remember a beat for beat. It's been a while since I've seen that scene, but it does exist. I highest just uh looking it up It's basically what my one tries to say is like it's not that we didn't think of it It's a thought of it and he cut it out. Uh, I think and I think most likely because it was out of order because again Um, they've already left at this point everyone's leaving and going into a ship at this point. Yeah, it's not before they leave um Yeah, I mean because it it seems like anakin is the worst possible choice out of all the jedi yeah, I mean like the thing is though, um like Uh palpatine the one of the reasons like palatine like they The deer I weren't gonna protect her it was going to be uh, because they're spread thin Palpatine suggested Obi-Wan and anakin because they were available. Um, yeah, yeah Yeah, I I get yeah It's like who do they send on the investigation and who do they send to protect? more experienced one is going to go on the investigation and the apprentice is going to be kept with the uh It's just quite brilliant to think about it like uh, like he knew that they'd keep anakin Yeah, I Ever chapter I get that it was palpatine's intention like I get his plan and how he set that up The fact is that it was it was accepted as the plan and done That's the thing despite everyone, you know having very important people having these very clear, you know concerns about it Yeah, like we get the palpatine wanted this it's just the jedi have to approve it And they did and it makes me wonder why would they approve it when they have every reason Like if you were to look at the selection of jedi of which they have many in karrison as a result of who we see on genosis Of all that you could send to look after pad me if I was there be like, yeah The one we probably shouldn't send is anakin other than that. Yeah, go nuts. Send any of them Yeah, literally And everyone brings up his consent Yeah, I shoot it down. They say he has exceptional skills. We think he's ready Um, it was meant to be his like first assignments. But like I think it why not? He's already with this person if he was unskilled or skills. That's not really If anything what I mean by familiar isn't what I mean by familiar isn't like, you know, he's already No fine job protecting her Um feel like if anything saying his skills are exceptional justifies sending them in like The other order almost like do you think anakin can handle investigating the uh, you know Kamino stuff because everyone is still master. He still he still needs to get the more the the one for, you know Much more inside I mean, well, honestly, though If you yeah, but if you were told there's two missions one defending, um, uh, high value senator from sassinations two looking into We're a planet called kamino just looking into it. Which one of those sounds more dangerous to you Anyone can answer that I think it's not a matter of it's not really it's not really a matter of danger though. I think more. I think it's a matter of like No, uh Anakin is a stranger. He can fend for himself. He can protect others, right? Um Obi-Wan has experienced he he has like That's one of the points of I mean dex suggests that we can go into a conversation about that I'm sure that uh in the commentary lucas said like one of the reasons he Uh put dex suggestion there is to show that Obi-Wan has like contacts Uh to help with his investigations But anakin be able to access those contacts by talking with obi-wan Because they would have correspondence with each other Yeah, but I mean Just realistically speaking like I think the the master Should go on the investigation and the apprentice should you know have bodyguard duty essentially um, yeah, I don't know I think you could send them either way and anakin's relationship had me makes sending them the way they did Yeah, because you can really find these are blush. Yeah, like they're really out of all concerns They're willing to almost not even train the chosen one because they're worried about his connections And now they're willing to essentially foster a connection questionable, yes Anyway pairs Handlelight dinners and sit by the fireplace and talk and have picnics in the most beautiful romantic location You could possibly imagine. Oh and of course Padme changes her Yeah, all right. So first off the Jedi No, that's what it was going to be about. Yeah, of course. They would it was a bodyguard Yeah, I mean like he's I mean like he's the bodyguard like he doesn't know they're going to be like going on picnics and Of course. No, I agree with you. I completely agree with you There's no way they could have known that they were planning to have picnics and Cadillac discussions like that. They didn't expect that. Oh, no, I don't know. Nebu seems like a really romantic place What a goal I thought yeah, maybe they could be holed up in a palette in the queen's palace I'm like, I mean like necessarily, you know, they very official and stuff Well, this is the thing if Yoda and Mace would do had like video feed of them having the picnic in the far the the field They probably like what the fuck Let's remember it was her captain of the guard who specifically told Obi-Wan that he was more concerned about her doing something and he was right because she totally She's she's pushing for things to happen. It's very clear like a lot of people are looking at this and going Oh, you mean like with the fact that even the captain of the guard is concerned should be like enough for them to be like, oh, Shit, I always saw that it's just um, you know, uh, Obi-Wan knows his apprentice and um, you know, Padme's personal bodyguard knows her Uh, very well, so like they're like, you know, I hope it's I've always thought it was one of those scenes It's like, I hope my kid doesn't cause a fire like no, I'm worried. I think my kid is the one most likely to get them again to trouble So I don't know sort of thing like that. I I don't I didn't read it like that at all I think it's definitely like they're both definitely worrying Especially because apparently senators can't uh date people, right? Is that what she said? I can't remember what she says Senator, I think that's a specific. I think she was talking about specifically as a senator and you as a Jedi too high profile I mean, I think it's Just uh, she's very ambitious and it's just a case of her being super ambitious and uh focus on her career like a real way Wow, but it's subtle me I'm a senator fuck Anyway, uh, you said something about dresses I think picnics in the most beautiful romantic location you could possibly imagine Oh, and of course Padme changes her outfit in like every single scene and her outfits get increasingly more revealing As the film goes on to the point where she basically looks like an exotic dancer She is asking for it from Anakin, but she's like, no, I can't do it. So I commented I I did I did comment on this how she tends to wear Rather revealing outfits when they're alone together the one that the fire was Kind of BDS me just an just a just an observation This is the elements and just just observing She must have that Yeah, all of all I I wonder how much of the film's budget was spent on her character's wardrobe, so Because I'm a senator senators aren't allowed to do anything That's not senator Lee Also, if Anakin is trying to not attract attention to himself as being Padme's bodyguard Wouldn't he try to hide the padawan braid that he has that shows that he's still training under a Jedi? Is that I can't I don't know Can you cut that off? Whoa, I think he's allowed to cut it off, but I think he should Like uh disguise in some way I think the issue here isn't his braid. It's her very conspicuous flamboyant outfits all the time Oh, I mean, was he trying to hide that he's a Jedi? I guess there is a line for that They were told to you know, not use Mainline transport or Whatever right something along those lines, which implies a degree if you know Below the radar. I feel like the braid isn't going to be a huge thing that's gonna, you know The weird one for me is that they get off a weird Flying space bus thing like with obi one and a bunch of other like officials and Jedi people And then just walk off to the ship to get on like anyone looking I know it's not much, but anyone looking in that direction. Oh, I guess that's where I suppose you're on will be like Why go to the effort of using this piece of transport for inconspicuousness while being seen off by one of the Jedi peoples? I guess Yeah, the nature of that transport off was like a high profile like I thought it was just like a regular bus They took they snuck around of a building. I So I I think I commented when we were watching it. I said this is a nice bus Really, it is a nice. I don't know it is a nice bus I don't know if it's supposed to be like Jedi specific or for senatorial business But um It it was a nice bus All right, I think we can all agree on that nice bus Do do the assassins know that like Well, would would it wouldn't assassin know that he was guarding Padme like if they see a Jedi They were like, okay, there's a Jedi there What's important is that Padme is hooded up which she mostly is when she's from the way Naboo She's hooded up when she's in the isolated country. That's when she starts to sort of cut loose Yeah, I suppose the argument is As much as he could hide the braid like what are the odds of someone being looking at him and then going? Is that a braid? Is that a padawan? Oh my goodness a padawan. There's like then what? I think the padawan braids far from being the issue because I think you could question how many people know exactly what that is and what it symbolizes Yeah, and then there's got to be some people out there with braids Yeah Is that that you just wear the head like that like galactic law braids are forbidden Uncapped for less than 18 years loads of braids needs like one quarter braid, please Really? Once you have to like if you're a guy, what if you're a species he doesn't have hair? Oh You have to glue it on a padawan status for you glue it on. Yeah. Well, have you got is this be she's got pubic hair? I don't know Space tape is like. Oh, I've got a braid zip Brade rights it makes a lot of sense that egg ones you have to stick to the side of your head with like blue tech I think it makes sense Okay, you've not you've not talked about enough in this film to have this reaction yet Chris Please explain like this feels unwarranted your weird self force choke Someone added me and said braids are really a thing that Jedi only do and they show Padme with their braids and like that We don't think that How have they concluded? I hope that was I hope that was sarcastic. I can't tell in the text and how you've ordered it, but We we know that the only people in the galaxy who don't we know that braids exist outside of the Jedi order I thought we said that Yeah, I think that that is what we said So Obi-Wan makes it to this planet Kamino that he's been searching for it seems to be almost entirely a water planet It looks really cool. But when he gets there, it doesn't look cool at all So what what have we missed? Have have we skipped? Oh, yeah, they he skipped the save a dot too We skipped No, if if droids can think they'd be in trouble um Missing planet You're racing Kamino from the archives Oh, I have a note that it is a dick move from the Kamino wins not to have awnings on their landing pads Yeah, absolutely. This is not a nitpick. This is fair. This is this so tells me a lot about them as people They like to feel superior. So when people are just drenched in their planet, they're like, oh, look at you Look at you coming to us us the great and all powerful Kaminoians You uh, well at least he got his jar jar commentary out of the way after all he skipped But you know, this is a long this is a detailed discussion I don't see because this is what I mean Now I start to wonder how you construct these sorts of reviews and do you watch the film You make your criticisms you look at your bullet points and you knock out all the ones you just don't think matter As much as possible and then you jump between the ones you have remaining and make your video That's all I can assume. This is how this is made to try and have focus. Yeah, I guess that's what you'd do Or do you think this is entirely from memory? I want to believe you watch the film Here's the thing. I think he He clearly doesn't put work into his reviews I think he just you don't need to say that because he said that Remember he he said, um We should be kinder to like filmmakers because without them, you know, we'd have nothing because all they spend Up to years working on their work While us, you know us reviewers we spend what two hours watching their thing and then half an hour of making our commentary and it's like Half an hour I mean it takes what half an hour to record it and then the editing is incredibly minimal As you haven't even put clips in this video. It's it's mainly just screenshots. It's like, yeah In just the time that I have spent Writing the script so far for just the intro for my video. I could have made this video Dude nine minutes. Oh that flies by with with my scripts. I'm like, right. I want to talk about, you know, the word there All right, it'll be Go over that first nine minutes pass Is anomaly back? No, uh, then I'm gonna use this Opportunity to use the loot and I will return in just a moment which leaves me and Theo Let's talk about Buffy. I'm kidding Yeah, we'll talk about awnings not bug See so this is a really serious crit This is kind of what brings the prequels down. You land your ships on Kamino. It's pretty much always raining there apparently It's just a rainy place Which by the way plot hole if it always rained eventually it would be a giant ball of water throughout the entire universe Everyone knows that would be true Well, we can see that because it's filling up. That's why there's water everywhere That's actually true. It used to be just a city, but then they got cursed with constant rain Just a film moor But lacking in awning for your guests that means that they get rained on when so they bring their umbrellas, of course Everyone does they put them up. They walk to the to the place where they're gonna be coming inside Nobody lets their umbrella stay up while inside is bad luck. So they put it down and boom rain is on their head Thanks, Kaminoeans What's that about? I think it destroys the prequels that very point. Yeah My least favorite bit I'm glad everyone agrees Yeah, high five. Congratulations everyone. We did we did the thing Look at Chris. He looks so concerned and annoyed. He looks so southpaw Rags has gone to the toilet. So should we just I'm just gonna hit play and hopefully we'll get a point to discuss By the time he's back, he can give us input on them Clone army that's been created under someone called master sypha deus this plot that's introduced that's never really explored again ever All right, let's discuss With knowledge of all the prequels and only the prequels What exactly happened now? I'm gonna do my best to see go from what I understood and then normally you can sort of Fill in the gaps if I've uh fucked anything up. So from what I understand sypha deus existed And he didn't necessarily make this order his the order was made in his name question mark. Is that true? um No, so from what the film tells us uh Yeah, I have had this confirmed by like someone like His angel. She's like my disco and she like gives me book knowledge from time to time I was like, I appreciate that but I can't really like use that um, but as far as I know sypha deus was real by the because like uh Obi-Wan references sypha deus as my master to the Kaminoans When he's just like, you know, because he was a Jedi master at the time And he's like he's just referring to him as part of the jet I'm pretty sure because then he goes back to the the council and he references his like master sypha deus places order He doesn't reference him. Did you let me ask you on first viewing. Did you think it was Qui-Gon was sypha deus? Oh, yeah, definitely. I I came away thinking that's what he was referring to I think it's because the fact he said died 10 years ago and I was like, oh Qui-Gon That's what I that's what I think but I was like no because that doesn't um closer inspection and plus the That's what I originally thought but he says almost 10 years ago, which means like Palpatine got power 10 years ago Almost 10 years ago means sometime shortly after that. Sure. Yeah That so it is it is a little bit Uh, I like I'm sorry. I understand the because I made the same mistake. All right It's common thing but like um, yes, sypha deus placed the order um raised the archive of the planets Um, and I can believe that the Jedi didn't pick up on it because like dex says like the community ones keep to themselves Like everyone didn't know that what clone is is like unless the Jedi had business there. They wouldn't realize that it um Wouldn't that be public knowledge though because they that's their deal with with whoever right there? They they make clones for people. That's their business. That's how they yeah, it's their business I imagine I imagine it's not a very common business sir. I think that would be insanely. I don't know man Like cloning that's huge like especially if you can make children in your own image Like wow I mean, yeah, the one person they get as a template is the is the first person that says hey, I want that by the way That's a good point. That's good. Um, but like yeah, he placed the order for the army at the Oh, uh, sorry you cut out go ahead and start over. Oh, I'm sorry Um, so we know at the end of at the end a lot of the reason why it's kept in the dark because of the twist at the end that like Count Dooku is Darth Tyrannus Well, a lot of it's sort of like kept in the dark and once you get that reveal you're able to sort of piece it together right on a second one Um, I I'll be some of it. It's a little bit vague and even Lucas actually on the most recent. Okay, you're off just Like Lucas actually said And the most recent commentary I watched which was the second one that hadn't watched before um The suck at me is like Um, he intentionally kept most of it in the dark like he just didn't want to reveal it because he wanted to Keep the mystery element of it intact whilst hopefully Providing enough details enough little tidbits to make it make sense Yeah, so in terms of straightening it out in terms of a timeline Palpatine wants there to be a clone army to fight the droid army to just maintain a civil war a galax civil war I follow that so the plan is to get them started up on making clones for the republic But the Jedi were never going to sign off on that at least that's what the council say so Either sypho ds did it on his own Or they did it in his name Now either of those are technically fine because he died so I don't know. That's just how that happened. And from then on Count dooku was the chem the caminos contact. I'm guessing he was like he was like i'm tyrannous I'm okay with this too. It's all going his plan thumbs up So the first weird part for me Is that over the decade of making the clones the camino people never felt that they should contact the republic or the jedi When they think they're the people who've ordered this that seems weird to me That seems very bizarre zero contact about it at all. It's bizarre and for people who are gonna be like He said the army was for the republic Jedi And I know no, so i'm saying just wanted to make it a quick read. He wouldn't have told him to contact the jedi so they didn't they but so they didn't contact the republic outside of Like and they know that a jedi ordered it so You know, those are the connections I mean like that. No, I mean they did have no idea that Just was killed but again, like I imagine, you know, if you wanted to keep it a secret So I have ideas would have left him like contact instructions to give updates And if it was for the republic meaning like the the senate supposedly Oh, who's in charge of the senate? Who's gonna get the call? So he's I have to I I highly doubt that no one else would know about this Well, okay. So wait, wait, wait, wait, let's let's it's okay. Let's let's test all these ideas out, right? So first idea is that they did contact the republic It went straight to palpatine and palpatine's been keeping it under wraps So when the jedi find out about this and they ask palpatine like what the hell's going on Is palpatine gonna pretend like he has no idea this thing existed and he didn't order it Or is he gonna own up to that and wouldn't that be a bit of a dodgy thing like oh, shit You were the one that knew about all this and you didn't tell anyone Point point and of course if you were to try and deny it the the the records on camino would Expose him because they tell obi one pretty much anything he wants like they just deliver all of the information to him All right, yes, I guess that scraps my theory and And we have the We have and this is all kind of I don't know if we've talked about it since I got back But the whole idea that you could hide a planet period in this universe. I do not buy for a single second I do not think it is possible to hide a planet from records in the star wars universe I mean what he didn't delay it from all the records. He deleted from the Jedi archive. Oh, I suppose Of the Jedi that's like that's like I deleted the wikipedia page But not off the rest of the internet. It seems kind of nonsense to me especially because on the dead eyes weird space stone thingy like all the effects of a planet still being there are still there so and At the very least from dexter jester, we don't get I don't think we get the idea that Kamino is like completely hidden Unknown from anyone All right, let's approach I mean the planet wasn't hidden from everything then just the jedi and the jedi didn't have business with They can just google it. I mean like never what was there? globulism, you know, but like why? So what's the point of so they deleted it from the jedi records thinking that it would Do what? they didn't want um What sony and like they didn't want the jedi to find out about it. I was like gonna stop Yeah If anything that actually kind of adds suspicion hey, there's There's this planet also to exist. There's been deleted from specifically our records Um, and the fact that they've got stars being well things are being affected in that area as if there's a planet there But there's clearly no planet there and I find it amusing that obi one had to go to a bunch of children to just decide to I'll go check out that area. I guess like that seems to be the most logical thing to do anyway With what the people of kamino do as a business with all of the people in the galaxy and all of the knowledge that they had And besides it was only deleted when the order was placed, right? Which was 10 years ago You're like in so all of the what a risky plan that they hope all of the tens of thousands of years that this planet existed that It's like what what did you say the analogy was it's like deleting Australia off a map like that doesn't make it go away like you're still it's all all the connections There's still still planes flying carol. Yeah, people still live there. They're still conducting businesses there They're still taking orders there. They're still shipping out this that and the other thing People I mean, I don't think cloning is illegal. Don't try to hide for that. They're specifically trying to hide it from Well, the Jedi who placed the order wants to hide it from the Jedi council Um, not permanently because obviously the republic has to get wind of it at some point But long enough for the thing to be created And I suppose they thought the best way to prevent that from happening is to delete it from the archive of the Jedi That doesn't mean that they didn't have dealings from other people. What about the senate? It's in there. The senate would still know How would the senate not know about kamino? as a planet Is kamino in the senate? Do they have representation there? Even if it doesn't like the senate knows about tatooine and places like that Yeah, well, I'm I'm suggesting that if they do have an ambassador there, then there's no fucking way they keep in that secret That's yeah, um, I think they keep to themselves. I say to like That's a good point. Um, but they take orders for the highest higher even a guy running a diner knows that Yeah, apparently kamino's in the outer rim. All right, all right But still with the the business that they do with the technology that they have Yeah, they were able to yeah, it's it I don't and for the incredibly intelligent person who was like a google didn't exist. Yeah I thank you for letting me I dumb it down to rags is basically like they they wanted to keep it hidden long enough um for the for the for the clients to be ready, right and then pal again palpatine uh initiated the bread come trail. Uh, that's I So I think that if you're going to try and do that You're gonna have to give me a whole lot more than at some time somebody deleted a planet from the jedi's records As if that actually makes the knowledge disappear when it doesn't You have to give me more to convince me like Like obi one didn't even know who the hell the kamino was were I'm fine with yeah, I'm fine with obi. Yeah, I'm fine with obi one not knowing off the top of his head what kamino is But he goes to the first person he goes to does Like this knowledge isn't lost it just got deleted from the jedi's records And if the jedi just ask the senate or if they ask any other Organization like tell me about this planet kamino. They're like, oh he's just here. Yeah I mean, he didn't even know it was kamino until he dex identified the dot Well, here's I I know that that's what I said I said, I'm fine. I'm fine with obi one not knowing off the top of his head every single planet that exists That's fine if he hasn't heard of it But I'm saying the knowledge doesn't go away if you delete it from specifically the jedi records because the first person he goes to Oh, that's a saber dart from kamino those kaminos. Let me tell you about him because I know You know, it doesn't seem like he has specialist insider info or anything He's just a person who knows stuff I also take issue with the idea that palpatine intended for the breadcrumb trail when it relies on zam failing her job I think I think rather it it relied on obi one and anakin succeeding obi one Someone chat said obi one did ask. What's the problem? I don't know. I'm fine with obi one asking That's I don't think that you're listening to what I'm saying anything I'd say that the In my I think we're going a bit muffled here I think dex is a is a separate conversation I mean he does tie into this but like who dex is and where he came from that's another Let's just keep us separate for the moment in regards to palpatine doing the break Like lucas even lucas said in his audio commentary like that was reason. He wants them to be on the breadcrumb trail So relies on anakin and obi one succeeding and again the assassins didn't know what they were walking into with this Wait, they didn't know that I was there. So more Django did Django deliberately leave the dot or was that Something he chose to do with palpatine knew he would do I mean they they almost I mean they they sort of that They almost got got his name like from zam and then uh Django lucked out Well, like but if so if Django shot her with a blaster rifle instead would that have been it? No leads no Because I think it's We talked about it very briefly in the rewatch. Okay, so can connect he says the dot was on purpose Yes, so the the problem with that for me means that Django is deliberately leaving a breadcrumb trail Yes, so why does he try to kill obi one twice? I don't know. Django fett doesn't really leave a breadcrumb trail. So he didn't Okay I mean some of this does allow a chance obviously but like palpatine is in the jedi into the situation and he's putting the bounty hunters at a disadvantage The bounty hunts aren't prepared for the jedi once they attack the jedi are going to like thwart them his palpatine's mindset and uh, you know uh Either either capture them and tear again and get him from camino or you know, hopefully just find their way there um By other means of pursuing them Now again, I I undoubtedly some of it relies on chance But again, he's given the jedi the advantage by you know hiring them in the first place and I don't know man Like Django has multiple ways of killing people that don't involve Uh things that can lead back to camino like palpatine had to luck out the that Django used the the saber dart I mean like yeah, it could have just been as simple as um, I mean I wasn't talking about on that like the jedi did capture san Um, and she could have spilled the beans on everything. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. But well, she would have only been able to Give up one link in the chain That's the separation Which and and he knew to go to camino after this happened So it wouldn't even really matter either way um And in this and what we're talking about now is this about whether or not the the saber dart was a a massive fuck up by Django or that it was a planned by palpatine to a degree so The amount of things that have to go right Are insane. Yeah So let's let's just do both operating under the assumption right and just bear with me for this Operating under the assumption that jango fet is in league with all of palpatine's plans or at least enough that he wants to Lead the jedi to camino Wait, I'm just saying if because a lot of people in chat seem to believe this is the case So we'll just run with this one for a second He fires that dart with the intention that the jedi will find out it's from camino because he wants them now to They want the jedi to now find the army to know about them to use them in the in the civil war It's about to start so it's like okay So then why is he so surprised that obi one is following him and meets him in camino to the point where he's trying to murder him Several times and he's like fucking go away jedi person. I hate you and he has to he says we have to leave when he does arrive Jedi arrives. I have to leave now also When obi one does arrive on camino The minister's assistant says we've been expecting you Does that mean Him specifically obi one or just the jedi For 10 years We can infer though if their business is growing clones and supervising clones and like, you know Making growth accelerated soldiers and whatnot Like I imagine they you know 10 years is a pretty short space of time for them. Well, that's Time is Lydia Time still passes second by second for what I mean by that is like, you know, like maybe uh Like, you know what I mean like you got a Like in a scale like I mean like I don't know like if a camino would be a thousand years then what's 10 years That's my point. All right. I I get what your point is. I don't think it's a good one If we live to a thousand and I and rags was like I'm gonna come see you at some point I'm like cool and I just play video games for 10 years and he finally arrives. I was expecting Seems awkward. Yeah, like still we all still live our lives day by day minute by minute. Of course I would be considered. I don't even know like I I don't know. Yeah Make the clones and make a profit off the clones have to Finish the job meaning I have to finish multiple jobs to profit meaning they have to be alive for extensive period of time. Sure I always I was like that was my mindset is like wow these guys must wait for a long time if they would just if I thought 10 years was just like a uh Someone being mildly late Um, yeah to them at least from that perspective um But the the idea of that like the like the quote. Yeah, it's like chassis. We were beginning to think you weren't coming Holy shit Point where you have invested all of the Effort in the money into creating a clone army You let it go 10 years before you confirm with the the person whose group they came from is this still are we still good? Like at least coal Like let's just say rags ordered artwork on behalf of efap and like they were like yeah We'll deliver it soon then rags keels over and dies, but they just carry on making it and they don't contact me for a decade It is it I the thing is that the overall point is that It is bizarre That they will go this massive amount of time and just carry on No contacts to the point where they were getting worried that somebody wouldn't pick up their Not their not their prescription, you know, not their notebook from office depot their clone army And plus all of the accompanying equipment The tanks and all that stuff which I assume were the Kaminoans As well The the clones and their armor, I guess but um, then you got this technology Yeah, the drop ships and the all that stuff. Yeah That clone is kind of weird, but they But sure again Someone said they were paid who cares What? So Where did so the finances came from Uh, I said we presume count dooku. I guess Count duke is so he can fund the army himself or did he take sys money to do separatist money? I don't know In which way so hang on Surely they would need to trace this shit the republic would be like who paid for this by the way And then if they go to ronus did the money on this issue And if they if they're like, oh to ronus. He's this old dude who walks around with like a cape that Obi-Wan is like wait Is it this guy? They hold a picture of count duke. They're like, yeah, that's him Like holy fuck this guy paid for the army. We're using to fight him something fishy is going on here um and if And if they weren't pay someone said what if the Kaminoans were in on the whole thing So that's remarkably oblivious to the whole thing. Yeah Yeah, they act so I think that the Kaminoans in terms of my notes for them We've got that. Let me let me scroll here um Why it Because one of my notes is why do the Kaminoans not wonder? Why does it not baffle the Kaminoans that obi-wan and jango aren't totally on the same page? Yeah, yeah, so you have obi-wan shows up and he's like trying to get answers from jango And the Kaminoans in the room the minister's assistant is there And she's watching this exchange. It must be bizarre that they are not the template for the army And the people who purchased the army have never met like what the fuck So I so do the Kaminoans. No, I mean that's a That's a the way that could get they don't know and they don't care based on that scene What's really Though like I mean the conversation between everyone and jango, I'm sorry just to clarify. Yeah go for it No, I'm that's a question. Um, oh, I'm sorry. I was I was totally zoned out. Could you say that one more time? I was like, you know another word right there. I mean you say like you watch the conversation and obi-wan And jango could have this conversation and like neither one knows who the other one is Like what which part of the conversation are you specifically referencing that the Kaminoan should be surprised at rags? At let's see. I've got it here that Do let me try to find it So obi-wan asks Where let me pull it up so I get it right A lot of people are saying the Kaminoans are in on it. There's just no reference to that in the brico movies at all Yeah, it makes more sense that they are I think Because otherwise apparently it's revealed in the clone wars that they're completely on sarsidius's side But again, like why wouldn't that be in the movie? Yeah, why wouldn't you put that in the movie? Why do they act so oblivious to everything going on? Because that would explain why my notes because my notes assumed they weren't because there was nothing in the film that Like if I because if they were that seems like a huge plot point That they were in on it and also if they were in on it then Now there are people out there more people who know Duff morack said Kamino is not in on it. The clone wars is wrong cannon Oh my god This is why you don't bring in extra material. Look, um A dex says that uh, you know the Kaminoans are mostly key to themselves and how friendly they are They are depends on how much money you have essentially So it could really just be as simple as you know, it's not their business. They don't get involved I yeah, I kind of sort of assume that as long as you paid them in All that stuff they would just clone people for you. They have the facilities for this Again, the the the bizarreness of all this is like I get commissioned to make a video reviewing fucking I don't know jingle all the way by rags and then someone turns up On behalf of rags after rags has died to tell me I need to make it very comedic I'm like, okay, and then 10 years later when the review is done I don't know why I took that long with fucking uh Someone turns up to marvel at my review and I'm like, yeah, and then they're like comedic why why comedic and I'm like Um, it's weird that you wouldn't know that anyway All of it is so awkward that like it's just like wait, who knows what and why is everybody acting like All of this is really smooth when there's loads of questions We don't even ask the the the other big question by the way, which is the Django is like He's hired by Count Dooku to be the template for an army that he ends up having to fight against Is is he not very confused? All right, that danga fed has to fight against. Yeah, the clones arrive in uh Uh, oh wait, he's dead right before they arrive. That's kind of funny actually He's just a bounty hunter like the the Republic but like he works for Count Dooku So the fact that Obi-Wan turns up to marvel at an army that he knows he's aligned against Isn't that odd you have They kind of lost me with that in the line. Okay, so Uh, Obi-Wan turns up to appreciate his army and and I think there's even a line from Django where he's like Do you like, you know, your your soldiers or whatever? He's like, do you do appreciate the work? Um, so he knows that they're for Obi-Wan and the quote-unquote bad guys from his pov because he works for Count Dooku So why isn't that really weird to him that he's the template for an army that's being made for people? He's fighting doesn't um Are you saying Obi-Wan knows that's I'm suggesting that count this should be probably a scene where Django's like, hey Count Dooku How come you've paid for and used me to create an army for people that we're trying to defeat? That's on my notes as well. Yeah, I feel like there should be a scene there because that's I don't really think Django for cares though. He's a he's a bounty hunter. Really? He cared enough to get a clone specifically to be his son Yeah, yeah, that's that's just him they Wanting so he's clearly to a degree he wants I want to say sentimental but You know, he's take he's not just taking advantage of it, but he's doing so in a very personal way Like I do do you think I I think the film without would definitely benefit from a conversation between Dooku and Yeah, totally. It would totally help me believe all of this because it's very strange And the reason The reason you don't is because you're not meant to know Dooku's Dathara I agree with you. Yeah, it could benefit from a few things But there's a reason why certain things were not done is meant to be a surprise to the audience at the very end Those people saying he wouldn't care. Why wouldn't he care? Yeah, that it seems weirder to not care Maybe he did maybe he was curious, but like he just didn't just Again bounty hunter gun for hire take your money shut your mouth sort of thing like That's regarding that. You know, like the the scene in picture, right? He's like I'm gonna hire you to become the template for these clones and Django's like, whoa And then he finds out while he's there all from Dooku these clones are going to be used by the republic to fight our army. It's like, uh It's not our army. It's a The separatist army is the droids But If it's not a separatist, though, he's For hire is independent He's there. I mean even looks bad when Django dies Yeah, yeah, I agree. I agree that absolutely. That's a good pick up. Um, they're probably personally probably had a somewhat of Uh an associate. I mean again, do you hide in 10 years ago for the And they're still together. So that means that there's clearly they got, you know I mean that I think that's that that shows that there's something there Guys, he doesn't have to believe Okay, wait, he doesn't have to believe in the separatist ideals to give a shit that they're supplying people for them to fight against That's a weird thing. There's no way you don't question that. You're like, okay It's like, I don't know Fucking Rags is hired to teach a bunch of people how to shoot guns and it turns out it's paif and they're like wait rags Why are you teaching paif? How to do that and then you're like, hmm. Well, who cares matter. He got cared for the job I got the money This seems weird like why and and if you want to argue which you by the way you can The jango was told that this is a part of a plan that he's just not allowed to know about or that it's it's beyond his pay grade I would have loved that scene someone uh It's it's been said a number of times to an odd degree just because your occupation is bounty hunter Doesn't mean you turn into a cold unfeeling robot who only pays about only cares about money And nothing else. That's kind of ridiculous Um Also, this whole thing that I said nine year olds don't love their mothers really is pretty don't believe that's not what i've ever said I mean, look, maybe again, we can we can't assume they maybe have that conversation Maybe do go rich or this is what I mean. This just I wish we had You know maintaining the secrecy of do cool. I still think we can pull that off while having these pieces Let's take attack of the client people say attack of the client's biggest weakness is the acting at all I disagree. I think attack of the client's biggest weakness is uh, the uh, the Uh, connective tissue that is absence for some of like, you know, it it it I think that's very yeah A lot of connective tissue that isn't there or that was cut regrettably um Because people say like georgia lose doesn't understand romance and the romance is terrible make people would Guarantee you there's a lot of people in chat that would argue that like the best scenes of the romance were cut I will I would say just to just as think because Um, it was when you you asked what in the conversation would kind of clue the Kaminoans off if Because the the the the movie doesn't ever Say that the Kaminoans are in on it. They seem to be aloof. Like I never Yeah, I'm that this it's a theory and It i'm seen if it makes sense so You uh asked for an example. I think like the big example was when obi one asks for Jank asked jango if he's ever met uh, tyranus or zyphedias. Yeah And jango says no Yeah, he says I was I was hired by a man named tyranus, which is interesting to say the least Yeah, uh, he say who he was hired for like if obi almost like tyranus Hey, long neck people. Who's tyranus and then what happens then? Uh, what are they gonna do go? Oh, he's just a guy He's like, hey, have you got anything on record that I can see or know about him because obviously I'm in league with him if I've ordered these clones That should be fine. It's just weird that I've never heard of him. Do you mind giving me more information on him? And if they're like Stop getting real suspicious, wouldn't it? So it was zyphedias who went to jango as the clone Blueprint template. No, no. Well, he never met him, right? Well, jango said he didn't meet zi. I just trying to get my name straight so Did was zyphedias the one Who got jango to be the template? No, that was that was that dooku using tyranus Name So zyphedias was the person who commissioned the army Yes, that's the that's what they say So that means that jango never heard of the person who ordered the army to be made Which is really strange template. That's the connection that really was super odd I think we've highlighted several strange things um I mean like tyranus and we all agree though like The books like you guys know that ideas and dothron's two separate people, right? Like that's we're not like that zyphedias Yeah, I yeah, that's I was asking for the clarification to get it straight Which is why it's so odd that the person who was used at the template Doesn't know who zyphedias is and someone just asked as well How do you order this shit without having a template as well? Like do you order it and then you're like i'm sending someone who'll talk about the template I guess I guess that would be like yeah later down the line. We'll discuss the template But that suggests to a closer working relationship in this whole thing And i'm wondering how can you only talk to two people and that's enough people to talk to to get an army made? Well, but see the idea the idea that the Nightmare the idea that the camino people are in a total in league with the separatists actually fixes a lot about this But that's just never said or proven in any way in the prequels That does it it does it it clears up some of the notes that I have But we don't that's why I've never even considered that being a thing in this movie because it's not like Something that even occurred. I still think because they just come across as I still think the money trail is huge on this like the jet I could expose exactly what the fuck's going on Yeah, but I guess if they're in on it um And and this would clear up the order 66 thing How they were programmed To have order 66 in them Yeah, I agree with that So that would so it makes sense that the camino ones are in on it. Yes I wish there you go. I wish it was anything just to imply that it'll like in the third movie have a scene That's really ominous with the caminoeans Um Yeah, uh, it's the problem with this whole thing. It's a big murky cloud of stuff that It doesn't like been a bit of a long time I think it will be solid right there. Okay Well, we're the reason we've just did all of that is discuss is discussing the entirety of the clone's Order and creation and secrecy, right? He's about to cover that as well. I feel like what we've gone over is The biggest sort of murky issues. I'm not sure what he's going to complain about but I guess we'll find out Um, and yeah, I want to clarify by the way This is so much of a better position to be in than what we get in the sequels where there's just impossibilities And that's it Yeah, there's a this is why we can have this discussion here and we can bring up stuff happening In scenes and characters and factions. I think it's really poorly done here But there's something to talk about like I like There's something here Let us return to christopher Uh, actually somehow this clone army is being created with no one knowing about it He just shows up at this random planet They expect him and now they have a clone army of CGI clone troopers that by the way are completely CGI Is just stated not a single human clone trooper was used in this movie Okay, I okay um You you you were me or Okay, well, so so the first point you made was the um No one knows about it So let's let's go with the idea that they're creating these clones without any connections to anything ever There's no reason why anyone would find out about these clones Because you'd have to go there and inspect the areas to find that they're being made um The question we had was that how come there was no contact from camino to the republic when they've been waiting for them for like a decade and that That's where the connection started and that they were with a guy from a Jedi council You'd think That we're risking a lot by having them not do any like hoping they don't contact anybody for a decade However, that's expunged by the idea that they're full-on separatists Which I actually now believe that that should totally have been really put into the third movie I I feel like if I was going to argue that they were I would have a lot more stuff as evidence But I feel like I would have to really point that out to people I'm picturing like a scene where the caminoeans are like complaining to Sidious about how this was never a good plan And that there's so much death and carnage and the the order for these You know to generate a false civil war has gone way too far and they were and then he like kills them or something Or if they said you only or like we were talking about with Jay um, you only ordered like a Like a like a national guard a protection force. You only ordered like a small bunch We didn't you it wasn't supposed to ever get this big. You told us it would never get this out of control You just said make some clones to cause a scene That the yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah And so it certainly makes the caminoans more interesting And if wait if the caminoans were never a part of the republic in the first place, what's their grievance with the republic? Yeah, shouldn't I guess they shrug Again, I was about to argue that they I guess they were paid but again Why isn't there a paper trail for the jedi to follow a position They're very much they very much to me seem to be framed as a neutral party by the film like They're just some random corner. Yeah in the realm who are doing their thing I'm not I'm not on the side of uh, their separatists. I think they really are unusual Hmm I I Guess that's what the film's trying to tell us but it makes more sense that they would be on side with the separatists Yeah, what's what's interesting? I went into this conversation Not thinking not even thinking of this as a possibility Now I'm sort of convinced of it anomaly who does a lot of prequel stuff isn't And there's a lot of weird. There's still a lot of shaky ground either way. This is the milky cloud. I think that's sort of Sort of it's a mess Yeah But there's something there that's thing we can dig for these nuggets There ain't no nuggets in the sequels. Oh, there's nuggets the big stinky ones The nuggets of their movie Bob's mick nuggets But yeah as as for what he's saying about the CGI of the clones I Do think it was a mistake to not have a number of the suits made especially for close-ups um, it adds in a real component like much like um, you know Monster props and just props the real stuff in general. It has that real feeling to it If you had clones that were real you didn't have to have their face because they'd have the helmets on um The only argument that can get purported is to make them look consistent But then it's like yeah, but they look they didn't age fantastically Yeah, they look yeah, they don't look good um Sometimes they're passable But having close-ups of clones for the you know when they're really close to the camera It makes them feel more real Um, and it will look better I'm question. Sorry, uh, did you guys actually like when you first saw? Excuse me Actually wait one second clear my throat Mm-hmm I'm sorry. Good old coffee. Um Shit didn't work. Um, okay, uh, so The When you first saw when you uh, how many times are you guys interested in sacrifice? Just just ballpark it to me like Three Wait, you you do mean in total across all the time A whole life. Yeah, we're looking we're looking at some high numbers for me Uh At least three for me, but that's counting like start to finish watches. Not all A whole couple of times when I was younger. I'm looking at probably at least 12 The thing is I would actually put them on in the background while doing other things because I was I was happy with the prequels myself when I was a young Tism I'll probably wash it like tag the client I'm like fucking 200 times something but the food was definitely my favorite I remember getting the dvd for revenge of the sith and being so happy I know right as someone as someone who's seen attack the clones so much Is this discussion about the Kaminoans might have been in on it the whole time? Is it like changing your religion? That's not the point I was trying to make me like I I pushed I I was pushing that revenge of the sith dvd on people say you gotta watch this you gotta watch this anyway. Um When did you guys realize that all the clones were cgi in in in the prequel in attack of the clones anyway? Because I didn't realize until I watched some of the fuckers review when I was Something I don't know I don't remember if I ever realized they wouldn't Yeah, I was I was really young when it came out and I watched it when it came out So I was a little kid and I was viewing the world through a little kid's lens So I I'm not sure I want to say the second time when I saw it because I was not in fact a little kid then But I I couldn't verify that Yeah, but okay. Well, the point I'm trying to get out is like, you know every, you know That's that's an interesting fact like all the cgi coins would say joy gray, but I'm like that's not something I I don't think I I'm confident in saying like I don't think it's something anyone picked up on in the first couple watches But every single clone was a cgi trooper. I imagine someone, you know, I think that's a fair comment to make But this is sort of ties in with the whole like he's complaining about this and I'm like I I it's not a complaint for me It's so much as like what I went earlier about having a couple for like really close-up shots or anything I'm not it's like if I was making a review of these one day, which I might do. I don't know I wouldn't say this is a problem with the film that it's bad for the film. I would say I think they should have done this. I think it would have been better if they did this But none of my like I wouldn't take off any marks from the film for not doing it I think the visual aspect of the film is fairly important. So I'd probably I'd touch on it as an issue where I to ever like So I agree I wouldn't use the clones as my go-to examples I might use the close-up pan across the front of them like the end Uh, when I'm looking at every one's first seeing them, I guess I remember last when I watched it just really I didn't That that shot. I did not like at all. I don't I don't know These are the kind of things where once you take a screenshot and we look at it for a while It could be that it degrades really rapidly, you know Yeah, because I know when we were watching it, there were a lot of we never even commented on the CGI clones when we commented on CGI it was a composition I go straight to the back of Yoda's head after after the in the beginning area when yeah when I referenced Yeah, that's the one I that's this like and as I think you were trying to get out the the compositing So like people on green screens that are placed into scenes can look really awkward sometimes Especially when zoomed in that they like it's like a shot of them is quite tight But there's like a There's tisms around them because they've been placed into a background that's not there or whatever There's a lot of that that I can sometimes spot and I feel like The more we progress the better the way better they've gotten at doing that Like like someone could be on an exclusively fake background these days And it's really hard like like marvel movies tend to be pretty damn good at it um The new star wars movies Funnily enough the the the the exception being like Leia when they tried to get Yeah, like her compositing was awkward as fuck because they had to like Have her move in ways that she wasn't doing and they couldn't ask her to you know Talking in room one looked a bit like a video game as well. Yes. Yeah. Yeah um, I liked video game talking But I'd say when it comes to CGI a lot of it's technical stuff, but a lot of it is creative decision-making kind of stuff Um, like why is why is this CGI? Why is that not? What maybe not why is that not that's not often the thing you have to have for these but In terms of some of the characters when they move around Um, the the Django one in the factory is The it's the one that always kind of comes to my head first of Why did you CGI that you had the suit? Yeah Yeah, and let me find out that there might have been some severe limitations on set or production in some way shape or form That forced them to do it. We just said they're like really did it really? And also like even in my notes. I added one Django shoots fire at mace window on the balcony at genosis I think I think he's CGI in that and all he's really doing is he's just Flame throwing so why not just have the flames be CGI and have the Django be real Yeah, just it's stuff like that, you know a big misconception people have I still have one guy comment on it Afro 3000 or whatever his name was being called out says, um Lucas didn't film a single clone because of pure laziness. He's cg 2000s and like that's I don't I don't believe that. I don't believe that. Yeah, I don't think that laziness is a good explanation for that Yeah Honestly, I still I still believe the idea that he wanted them to have a unifying look and that they could reflect the show That they were going to be seen. Yeah, that makes more sense And besides it's not like Lucas would be the one making the suit. It's not about laziness like I don't want to What he needs to do is pay people to make them so Yeah, it's not about laziness If anything surely it makes it easier because when he's filming he can actually see them and move them and tell people what to do Instead of being like so the clones will be here. I think They will be saying this Someone asked rags. Why did they CGI iron man suit in in-game? Why didn't they make it practical? All right, so, um, where to begin Wait, how does that have anything to do with this try again You're gonna you're going to have to I think there's a whole bunch of reasons So just want to clarify with people Did you know that uh iron man is nanotechnology meaning you can spread all over him and back into a little compartment Clones cannot do that actually. I know it's a big shock, but they can't Um, if you're dealing with someone who can do that It's going to be really hard to do that practically Uh, secondly the suit forms around him making it look like a fucking Like a muscle suit as opposed to the robotic like one um, and it's like they they had I think the um The the the torso portion of it I think because he's described it in interviews as wearing like a American football sort of like armor So that was practical and then they built around it. Um Which which makes a lot more sense considering his arms and legs have loads of effects coming out of them So why not make it also? I I want you to try and make a practical version of iron man's suit. You probably can't well they did all the things Well, I'm one things that it does, but every time it does anything. It's of course cgi slash special effects Um, whereas you can go and you can buy Very high quality storm trooper outfits yourself It's not complicated. Yeah, I'm as a little bit more complicated than your average clone trooper armor in terms of what it's going to be doing Yeah, absolutely as a we're explaining this because we we have fun. I don't know why we yeah, it's it's fine That's the thing. Uh, the clones are what they actually do is they move around. They're not superhuman They are they're walking around. They're shooting guns. They're You know sitting down standing up very simple stuff that a person in a suit can do because they are just people in suits essentially Um rags. I want you to make and make a practical clone trooper army. So again, this is a this is a strange fundamental So I have no idea where you got this idea that I said the entire army grand galactic army of the republic needed to be practical I said specifically they should have made a couple They should have made some for close-up shots That I remember you saying that and now I remember you saying it once again Yes, I I think they should but you know, fuck it. Uh, definitely I definitely think they should actually make galactic warships real ones and then film those As they sail through space they bring on they bring him to the set and they're like, we need you to fire lightning at all those Real ships we have up there. He's like, I can't do that. They like do it You're playing alphatine But you did it before and he's like, no those were special effects Oh Rags if you can't do it the film can't be expected to I think that I think cat You know that this is becoming my favorite iteration of chat, you know, you know that pepe meme where it's just bashing An adam a person. Yeah, I see that right now with rags and chat rags is just bashing He found out with a hammer like stop it I Rags can't do it. How can you expect the film to do? Oh, yeah I want you to apply that criticism to any movie that you ever have any flaw with It's not even like okay. Anyway, let's Chris Chris take it away, buddy. Oh boy. I'm one And I cannot go without mentioning the names possibly the most stilted romantic dialogue these ears have ever heard I hate saying I first off. I don't believe that the most stilted romantic dialogue those ears have ever heard If you didn't get it going off irritating It gets everywhere the accents and inflections in these people's voices in this movie Now similar to Anakin's growing dark feelings another important thing that really needs to sell in this movie is the romance between Padme and Anakin and it just doesn't because it's so Stale their first uh, yeah, I'm willing to agree. I don't believe they're romance I mean, I wasn't gonna touch on the whole romance just this particular scene What he said like what is with the uh, the inflections and people's voices now there is a quote from george Yeah quote from him I don't wanna switch Just go anyway, um Being through it basically if I'm gonna find it. I'll just paraphrase it too. Uh, but Okay, well basically paraphrase um Lucas has gone on record saying it's it's not Accidental it's deliberately camped Taken from a 1930s matinee style of acting. He said method acting didn't come into play Um until the 1950s and many people that's like the modern style of acting and directing But he says like I prefer the the attack of the clones specifically was an homage to like 1930s Uh, campiness or in melodrama so to speak. So that's why they talk and act in a way They're being told Oh, I'm not bad on put There's a reason why they're acting the way they're acting Um, I think that kind of kicks the can down the road Yeah, that doesn't that just make us then decide the that 1930s Tisms of whether or not they are good if all the argument is is it's like this other things Like so, what is this other thing? Do we think this other thing? Needs work Because you know, there's the the typical way we judge acting is just how much like humans are they behaving like Which is why a lot of argument credence goes to the people saying, hey Anakin is a person who's grown up on a distant desert planet with no experience really with women And then a monolithic Jedi order that are against attachment. So does that explain his awkward Attempts at expressing himself, which I actually think is a stronger argument than it's like Yeah Sweet talking Padme when he was a kid I I it doesn't come across as intentionally trying to be its own style it comes across as bad It doesn't seem to fit. I'm trying to figure out here. It doesn't seem to fit. It's Itself really um Yeah, I could go like I feel like if you're gonna do something in the style of like the 1930s it should be accented or it should be Obvious because if you do a bad version of a different style It's indistinguishable from just being bad on its own That makes sense Like if you try to do like it's like trying to do an impression of someone but you're really bad at it So people just think you're talking in a weird voice and they want to know what's wrong with you I mean like you could the argument I would say is more appropriate than luke's is a bad director because he got what he wanted um, I would say that there is a a communication barrier the style he used like Using a 1930 style doesn't translate well Into which I'm not entirely against by the way because I think some things do work and some Did Did is ryan johnson a good director because he got what he wanted with the last jedi From a writing standpoint of From directing I mean is is he a good director because he got what he wanted That's And that's not what I meant. I mean like uh luke has had and what what grounds are we judging it on like like, you know People say that these these acts is a bad is bad um I let me just say like I I I see why I could get it why people would think that um I'm saying is and and just continue like what you said more about anakin being like um, that's the argument. I usually lead with but I was really just responding to um Anakin's background being and and and padme's background too a lot of people sleep on padme history as a character That's the argument I would leave with primarily but I was typically responding to why why stuff and it's like why are these act like His act is having these weird inflections in their voices and stuff um, I'm saying that's just one of that specifically that's a There's a bit of campiness and overly the melodrama in they pronounce their lines That is very much to rick walley is that way that way better at uh showing this Great video on it that explain it better than I ever did but um, I don't know Delivery campion melodramatic. Yeah, isn't melodrama like extra exaggerated. It's extra dramatic Because I I feel like I wouldn't describe the acting A lot of the acting especially in terms of their romance as melodramatic the part where it goes nuts when she's wearing the bdsm outfit Is probably what I would call melodrama when he's like in my very sole tormenting that part. Yeah, I would say that part It thinks it's Shakespeare and it's very upsetting to watch. Yeah See that's that's actually that's actually where I draw the line The reason I have an issue with that for high-pressing I think it starts off well enough and in the middle it turns it crosses the line to Shakespeare and like I've heard Lucas's comment there. I've heard what his intent was everything I'm like, I still watch that with that context that extra context and I'm like, no, it's still It's too jarring because we're going into you know, it doesn't feel it feels like I'm in another universe now I feel like I'm in star wars feels like um There is such a thing as going too far. I'll say that much It's kind of weird because any The the dialogue criticism I've seen would be like the characters just speak what's on their mind like broadly for the pt, right Which is kind of weird because in that scene there's an intentional attempt to like dress up their words and have it not be then just speaking the content of their minds deliberately and exactly And yeah, it's just the feeling it swings too far in the opposite direction. I don't know strange Doesn't feel relatable Doesn't like they don't feel like real people. Yeah, I don't they don't come across as real people But for the opposite reason I'd say they usually don't feel like real people I say it. I say it's relatable acting aside, um, that's I was talking about the acting of Lucas's directing style and what he referenced. Um, That's a great history on that in terms of the characters writing and how they act and when I'm like I have no problem with the sand quote being perfectly honest in context They're like two characters come from completely different worlds and Amaze on her plan as she's describing her upbringing as a child He leads with that line because he's reminded of his own childhood He's like and then it sort of transitions awkward kiss. Lucas himself has said was Reference that he references it as an awkward scene um, that sort of planted the scenes for like like that kiss was like the Going that far was like the trigger for like the snowball effect I think so just snowball from there like they tried to sort of get away from it, but they just did and Um, it would always come back to can we do this? Um, it's it's all again. It was off in the comments. So that's a long discussion, but like, um, I I'm fine So I go so if we're talking about like the sand line is, you know infamous at this point and I Reference it. Sorry I well you you talked about their upbringing and how she's talking about her, you know Her upbringing and that's what leads into the sand line is she talks about how they'd go to the beach and she's like And he's like man, I hate sand I thought that's what you were talking about By Yeah, go ahead I I don't think that's I don't know how to feel about the sand line. I don't hate it as much as it's hated Yeah, I don't hate the sand line. It makes sense that he has a big problem with sand because of tattooing, right? It would have been annoying as hell And then I would have reworded his hatred for sand. It's just yeah, it's a little clunky and delivery But it totally makes sense that so many bring up and he's trying to Make conversation, right and he's awkward. This is why I think there is credence to these things There is something to the argument that Anakin doesn't quite know how to speak to grills Yeah, they are Go um, I'm not excusing everything though. Like that's that would get that I don't excuse the five Maybe it's that it doesn't come across as in universe awkward It comes across as like meta awkward if that makes any sense I think that's how I Classify it. Yeah It's not treated by the cameras if it's awkward. I guess I think it works probably fine um, and actually just another fun fact like Uh, I Actually, I don't worry about it. I'll I'll put that to bed actually All right. All right. I don't know. I've taken on a tangent When it comes to the notes for this scene, I think I I think the big thing was it's really weird that they kiss at all considering the last time we saw them talking Was it's like just a moment ago. She was berating him in a really weird way in front of everyone else in the palace It's which side were you on and for that? I know it's in your referring to um And she sort of like does what Obi-Wan did and like uh emasculates him in front of people like kids I think she was wrong I said why yeah, absolutely. Yeah, actually she annoys me every time she does that Like screw you It definitely I think that she's absolutely in the wrong and if I was writing that the the way that he Relents to it when he's in the right and he needs to make that clear and he needs to say the senate The jedi have put me in charge of your protection my Like my presence here is not ceremonial I have a job to do input is important. I am in charge of your security if I'm being asked for my opinion Dammit woman, I'm gonna give it. Yeah, like she doesn't have priority over him In fact, that's very much proven when he drags it a tattooing. So Well, she she's she's she says you'll come along I think him standing up for himself a bit more there in A slightly different manner from my perspective at least was do a lot to solve the mess I think Anakin in this film is he does he does fight for himself a little bit He does a little but then he gives up and he shouldn't have yeah And and this scene could have been Padme saying like a little bit of an apology Yes, and that could have been a little bit of a back and forth that they have and he's like no, I Understands you're you're worried for your life. There's so much on your mind It's don't don't worry about it. It's fine. We're past that and then romance blossoms However, it's that ain't what we got So that was a lot cut from the roman So like a lot of people will say some of the best scenes were cut But here's the thing like those cut scenes like showed Padme's family and I'm kind of glad they were cut because I think that raises more question Regarding Anakin cut the family of the tusken raiders Um Yeah, like uh What's it going with this At it and I lost it I mean, it's okay. We're discussing the whole dialogue romance situation because Chris is bringing it up, which is fair Let's see how he talks about it Yes, there's no chemistry and one of the reasons the kiss doesn't work is because never once in the film Has Padme even remotely hinted at reciprocating Anakin's creeper love and now Lucas continues to prove How excellent he is at choosing child actors because he hired this person To play Boba Fett Is your father here? Yep I Is that That's not enough for me to go on. Yeah, no show Okay, what what's what's wrong? Let's see. Let's say trust me. I don't even have the energy to go into that right now. No, don't cosmo me Don't cosmo me. Don't point it out. You just cos mode. You can't do this You can't not explain Don't leave me wanting more chris And not delivering um, yeah, I think Go for it I Think that line is fine. I'm the I'm the oldest of four Been around kids a whole lot uh I that that never came across to me as something a kid wouldn't Like how the owl kid wouldn't act well for a second there. I was like three times your height comes up I was like, there's gonna be more clips Like yeah, there's gotta be more clips because like that one alone is barely It's rare that you can even get bad acting from one word deliveries. Like that's really hard to know for sure um excluding like, you know You know what I mean? Like you just cut to someone and they go, okay Like record that three different times. I'm pretty sure you can make anyone seem like a decent actor I just you gotta explain to me why it's bad because it sounds it looks like a Child is delivering lines to an adult who's showing up at their door. Yeah No one else to say seems like the weirdest thing to pick up on You could have you could have gone with the one where he goes get him dead fire fire It's like real quiddish that one was stranger. But like this one's fine Yeah, this one's fine I really don't I was obi-wan now reports some of his findings to mace window and who are still sitting around in a room Doing nothing. Wow. I how many times could you let's take a I don't a leader of a country a president maybe Sitting in a room Just sitting around at their desk. Oh, he's always at his desk. He's signing papers I'd ask what they should be doing. Yeah, so I don't yeah, what is Chris looking for them to be doing exactly? Also, bear in mind. Yoda's keeping an eye on the senate throughout this film As far as I know, I think Yoda absolutely should be right here considering he's like the leader of the spiritual leader person Yeah, and uh This is one of those We've got half an argument This is one of those half an argument statements. Like you haven't you haven't finished the line logic yet, Chris We need to know why this is a bad thing As I think I'll say his chat points out he we've seen him teaching younglings in this movie. Yep. So, you know Also commanding armies Why what I don't I don't get it Now I do enjoy most things about the fight between obi-no wait, what what? What's all that being made? My I when we watch this here's the difference between good film critics And bad ones So when we watch the scene this is the scene where mace window and yoda Basically the number one and as far as I know number two for the jedi order Learn that on Kamino, which was deleted from their records is a fucking clone army That they do not know about that has apparently been commissioned By a guy for them. Yeah, like there's a lot of information that they are suddenly coming Into, you know awareness of and the fault is also on obi ones for not telling them more Like you I this is huge this information they're coming into is insane In this scene and how they react to it is bizarrely underwhelming um Yeah, like a whole army made for again the e-fap comparison someone's made 10 000 drawings For e-fap all high quality because because cypher deus ordered it an e-fap regular. I'd be like he's been dead for 10 years Oh I'd be like first thing I'd be like, can I see these pieces? Can I talk to people who made them? I'm very curious Yeah, he's the there's a huge criticism for this scene and he just There's he's like they're sitting down Yeah, he's like they're not doing another thing and then he says they've they say our ability to use the force is diminished And then he plays what was was that a screaming sound? I think that was a screaming sound. I don't understand at all But what was the what is it? I find that what does it mean? It's actually silly, but What was he trying to tell me? I know what does the scream mean? What do you mean chris chris tell us the criticism here? I don't understand if you were to Next point All right next yeah, I guess next point. I don't okay. It's pretty cool Especially when obi one just jumps in the air and kicks jango felt like it's mortal combat But the worst part of this scene and I laugh every time It's hilarious is when obi one just keeps getting blown up over and over again Like explosions occur like right in front of him So there's two in total and he showed both of them Yeah, um And that's fair criticism. He gets like blasted twice right at his feet seems to be totally okay Um, I think it would have been really cool if he used the force on the rock I think people would argue the reason he wasn't more wounded was the force Which is a typical argument you're gonna experience like force, you know shield himself from the flames Um, I think this fight is yeah, go ahead I always thought it was weird that like Is jango felt ship slave one? I think it is like As far as I know, yeah slave one, yeah Uh, like when should slave one fires blaster shots at at the floor in front of obi one I was like, how does blaster shots make an explosion like that? I was like, I always thought that was weird Even as a kid. I was like, uh, that wasn't that that wasn't a bomb. There's a bolt So that is odd shots. Um I didn't think about that Ultimately, I think this fight is super tizm Um, and I don't like it at all Uh, really ugly to watch Yeah, in terms of what they do and the lack of the force when it's really really useful, but it the rope and the Sliding down the thing and the shooting and I think it's all a huge mess Uh, but before the fight even starts For my notes here because I got to skip around a huge huge chunks of sections because he just doesn't talk about it Why is Django wearing his armor out here in the open before obi one has left Is it that he's assuming he's going to maybe have to fight obi one? Oh, I'm sorry. What's what's the criticism? I'm sorry. So, uh, jank. So Django's leaving. Yeah. Why is jango all suited up in his armor? Without in the open wearing it here before obi one has left or obi one Because obi one is still here on kamino obi one has not left yet. He's not You're highlighting that it's dangerous for him to wear the armor because he knows he can be identified with it Yes, I think it's too late for that. Anyway Yeah, I think I think I think however strongly suspected like, you know, the the jedi, you know, you know, he'll You know, I mean that does that that tense image. I really like by the way um, but they're just sort of like staring each other down And uh, they both got a vibe from each other like everyone goes back to the counseling is like, yeah, I think this is our guy What do you want me to do? Just wants you to come in. What do you want me to do with them? So because you wanted to leave quick So putting on the armor would add time to that I guess you put it on before they left the room I don't know I think it would be more irresponsible if he didn't have the armor on because I assumed like he thought he would come back and uh Yeah, I It's a it's a it's a fails. It's a in case obi one attacks us I guess I wouldn't be wearing it. I would still be You just want to leave us Because I would wait so he leaves for starters. Yeah, I I would wait until this guy leaves And if I was going to have the armor on expecting to be attacked, I would want to get the drop on obi one so It looked like they only tended to leave and he's put the armor on in case they got attacked before they can get Out of there in time and that they weren't able to So I said that's why you're not a bounty hunter. No, if I no, I wouldn't be in this scenario if I was his character Um, but I I don't think um, I don't think he I think him wearing the armor was a mistake Because instantly once he's seen with the armor Um, obi one, you know, he's completely the jig is the jig is up. Yes He was meant to he was meant to bring him in regardless I counsel him regardless. Oh, yeah, they did give him that order. But it's not like jango would know about that But jango doesn't know that I He's protecting himself regardless like he thinks obi one he can he's got a vibe from obi one He wants to leave immediately. Yeah, he's got I Yeah, I believe that jango definitely knew that there was suspicion on him, but this is This this is that crossing line step that you can't get back from Yeah, I mean you could assume that jango thinks that obi one's already figured him out And I can see that everyone's looking on it A lot of people are saying that he would have seen the armor in the room. That's that's definitely possible like uh Actually, um, actually, that's um, that's like, uh, they actually referenced on the comment below. They say they kept it perfect, uh, purposefully ambiguous what they said Someone said he did but like no, we don't have a scene where he Does see it, you know, we we don't have a moment where obi one's like, you know Spots something and gives gives himself the old squinty eyes Get going like higher the armor Yeah, it's How leaving it out like that is already I mean, I'll be honest with you the way obi one speaks to him I assume the scene was trying to tell us that obi one isn't being fooled obi one knows that this guy is up to no good That's that's what I was thinking It's like, uh, what i'm trying to say is like the filmmakers wouldn't um The fact that he was like a bit been decarcent recently and he's like possibly Because you know, I watched it again. I don't know why I think it's all armor I just think it's a narrow cull like That's why I don't think it's a big issue because Yeah, it's not a big issue for me. It's just one of the notes I put down Django could think that obi one doesn't have enough yet necessarily to make the definitive cull So if he can get out of dodge quick enough, then yeah, that's why he leaves immediately. Yes. Yeah Yeah, and then as he's leaving he's like put the armor on leave the armor off Well, if he attacks me and I have the armor on I'll be better off if he attacks me without it I'll be way worse off But if he attacks me with the armor on then I have a chance not much of a chance. I have a chance, but it's all Yeah, I'll it's all I'll have I'll have the scene play in the background and I'll watch him to see if he sees it because I don't remember him seeing it Well, I think there's a there's a moment where Django's standing in front of the vision line and then he moves out of it So we have enough reason to assume that obi one could have spot it And that is before obi one starts to grill him heavily And implies that he knows that he's the guy who used the dart in chorison It's because we Yeah It's ambiguous It doesn't I think strange they just can't say either way. I think it's yeah, can't say either way from how it's portrayed One of my issues is just your standard good old fashion How thin the grappling line is from Django would mean that obi one's hands are getting fucking destroyed When he's getting dragged around and if you want to be like no he can survive that it's like, all right Well when um obi one is swinging from being held like those hands are getting Really wrecked, but he's just he just seems to be fine The fact that Django doesn't get dragged off with obi one when he goes over the edge You can't convince me that his bobbed little Machinitisms were like only enough to slow Django down and then once obi one falls off with him It's slowly dragging him off the edge until he can pull the thing off I was just like no that amount of force that quickly with what we've seen previously is he's gone And then and obi one managing to throw it it connecting to a thing It's like fine He uses the force to do that but being able to hold on to a wire that thin and swig with it like I don't know man Your hands I needed that boba obi was allowed to go. Oof ouch That was a bit hard. I was like, yeah, like if you hung on to that thing you get like the fucking worst Yeah, best case scenario it bids is had worst case. Those hands are coming off It's just just like boom. Yeah I mean, that's like why like he did wall and if I he grabbed it like wouldn't look one of the why just like there was Yeah, it would hurt to say the least I always thought it would really really hurt. It was odd that it didn't I want to know how that wrote out like cable shoots forward and then magically wraps around his hands But that's like almost it basically a trope Right. Yeah, they do that in batwoman constantly But yeah to those um because some people in chat said it's a scene in the movie No, there is no point because I just watched it It is very It is left very I'm not gonna let this be another crazy thing that two people aren't listening or anything, right? So to clarify rags knows full well that there is a possibility for obi one to have seen the armor Okay, he knows what scene really said maybe I it's ambiguous. We don't see him We all know what scene everyone's referring to we all know the scene and we all agree He could have seen it there, but the the movie doesn't make it clear if he did Yes, that's good chat by design like in the audio commentary. They the filmmaker said they kept it emissively ambiguous that obi one Did obi one see that to see the armor or didn't he wanted to keep you guessing like that's confirmed on the commentary And if I was a betting man, I would say that either he saw it or he didn't see it But he's figured it out anyway. I get the impression from that scene that obi one's figured it out I think he's figured it out. Yes. I think he looks back just as he lays I think he's figured it out, but I don't think he's seen the armor Is my read on that scene Yeah, because it because I just watched it and up to the point where the door is closed We can't see his eyes when we can see his eyes. They don't look down towards where the armor would be When we see him from the back Maybe he does he moves a little bit. Maybe he does Definitely not it's definitely not obvious It is very ambiguous Yeah, anyway Starring of any kind nothing no injuries really explosions just keep occurring right in front of his face and he just flies back like It's so good There's funny moments in this fight like where he says oh not good and then gets dragged around I mean it's good stuff mostly so now obi one is following boba and jango fet in their ship and they're about to approach an So after listening to that, I don't know if he thinks the fight's good or bad. I don't know This is good This is such a weird way to review a movie because anyone listening to this e-fap without Know what exactly our plan was here might be like you guys are like Extensively reviewing particular scenes and moments. It's like yeah, chris is taking us on a journey. This is the best we have we could do Like Now one of the things I love about this scene is the sound effect for the seismic charges that I don't know anybody who Doesn't like it. It's pretty cool. Yeah It is cool and if it's called if you're gonna call something seismic it it better make sound like that Better impress me Like it's a great sound effect I've loved it ever since I first saw the movie But what I hate about this scene is they're now entering an asteroid field. Okay two little ships going into an asteroid field What other star wars movie you can't pull that card. This is space You can't pull that card I didn't even think about the ot the idea that we can just go chris will stop you from saying They go to a planet. What other movie did they go to a planet? Oh juries So we can never have another asteroid field. I guess like I know he's um He's uh, he's saying uh, basically how I actually kind of agree with this basically saying that like none He's but just let the listen the way we have to say he actually that would be the empire strikes back Do you remember how they set up that scene? Do you remember how everyone was terrified? How han and leo were like, I don't know about this. This is a horrible idea They'd be crazy to follow us wouldn't they and c3 feels like sir sir the odds of surviving an asteroid field Blah blah blah. He's like never tell me the odds and they go into the asteroid field And that tension is built up because they set it up As a scary event something that is hard to do that requires a lot of skill. What happens in episode two There's asteroids. They're going inside of them No tension, uh So when those asteroids get blown up, there's a lot of dodging and dipping and weaving I don't I don't think you can call that scene Not tense if you're giving the film. It's do if you know what I mean If you're meeting halfway also, yeah, I want to I want to apologize to christopher for assuming a point He was making that he wasn't actually making good I agree with him The setup for the scene the asteroid like it could have been like a more tense build up to the asteroid belt But yeah, the scene is absolutely tense once you're in it like is it all the Is it not tense because the last time they met they thought What is um, I'd have to check the dialogue. What does jango say? Is he like We're going to the we'll lose him in the asteroid field and is it is it Is it sad as though it's like and just gonna be easy. I don't know Yeah, it's like hold on. Some will lose him in the asteroid field. We'll have a couple of surprises for him The bubba fat laugh I guess the implication there then is like so hands a hand solo treats it as like this incredibly difficult thing And then they're like this is gonna be not even something they register as a particularly difficult thing And it's the seismic charges that make it a difficult thing Hmm I mean, I think that's relatively fair So he knows that doesn't mean there's no tension in the scene though, by the way I I definitely found it Yeah, I definitely found it Yeah, even though obi one is not actually killable. It's still like I mean, that's like one of the things about the prequels I find very remarkable is like the Prequels in general I think are not a very good idea because they have the burden of being prequels Like this is apply. It doesn't just apply to stars. It applies to everything Um, but the the the prequels and star wars they do still Give you that You know a lot of moments of that that like that there are stakes and that Characters can in fact die and that like I mean granted they didn't do That might be an exception with that because the obi one getting blown up at point blank But um, aside from that's like the only what are the only ones I could think of really that, uh You do feel like they're in peril and that Um account because the thing is there's no sort of death, but there is danger Account to the chat of addressed is that there is a an important distance There's an important difference between an asteroid belt and an asteroid field being the in a belt You'll be able to essentially predict where all the asteroids are going very consistently versus a field Also, wasn't han solo driving a really big like freighter ship And these guys are both well slave one isn't exactly One Yeah, it'll be one does but slave one is a big old chunker. I still think it's still smaller than um Smaller than the falcon. Sure. It's still it's still an awkward drive But I think that the the belt versus field argument has some uh, has some has some relevance there Yeah, because I was about to say you could have had a line where it's like asteroids Oh my god, it's like it's a belt son like we know, but I'd be like maybe that's too clunky. Actually just leave it out Hmm Quick question. Uh, does mandor from mandalorian does he Have a ship like slave one or is it a completely different? I forget what it's a different ship It's uh, okay. Good. It's good. Thank god razor crest Like if they make a slave two or something like I couldn't remember if that was actually being I haven't watched it a long time Are you gonna have you seen all the mandalorian? Have I just haven't I've finally seen it all once Oh, because I was gonna say I'm assuming you'll be watching season two with boba fat coming back I heard about that. Are you excited? I'm excited for the actor returning. I like that. They're the same actor, but I've never been high on boba fat to begin with I think jenga fat kicks the shit out of boba fat I don't even think it's a it's a really fair comparison, right? Because like if anyone says like no I prefer the character of boba. I'd be like what exactly I prefer his lack of character gonna be honest. I prefer jenga I jango jango actually like people got so high on boba fat for like doing almost nothing. Oh comparing the two Oh, yeah comparing the two obviously jango for character because jango has one Oh, yeah, I'm not suggesting that boba should have had like I'm fine with how boba is But the idea that we're like really excited to see boba returning is like why Is it just because you like to look at him? Uh, you know, I just get annoyed at people who like chest eyes of prequels and they they'll put up the OTA Like remember boba fat. What a waste of opportunity boba fat was awesome. I'm like boba fat was never really meant to be anything And uh, yeah, you could say it's a missed opportunity, but it doesn't really do anything I know why I so high on the guy whereas jango fat Actually, I mean he does do a little bit, but like Honestly, if I could rejig the prequels I because I'm not I'm not unhappy with with jango But I probably would have made his death uh to make swindoo I probably would have Rejigged it to have more of a permanence in the actual trilogy being that maybe we can mess with uh Uh his son and maybe those two had a relationship of some kind boba and mace windoo Like they actually knew each other something going on there because when mace gives a look after he's killed him I always felt like mace windoo was like that sucks that that just happened And it's always interested me because it's like you'd think mace windoo might just be like well, you know You were trying to kill me. I killed you But no, it almost comes across as though mace windoo is just like damn. I didn't want to have to kill him Yeah, which I find super interesting No, I I agree. Uh, I always thought that I was I always took note of that Meanwhile, I wouldn't kill boba the way he dies in return of jedi It's not just that he dies in that fight so quickly. It's also that he kind of gets humiliated the That slaps into a wall Hey Yeah That's that's like a ryan johnson move It's like hey the last thing you'd expect for the awesome badass bounty hunters from to be slapped in the back on accident And then eaten by a sand vagina. I feel like well, no, I didn't expect that There is a rumor That boba fet will reveal his helmet on the show and reveal himself as a woman Why would why would they hire timura marson if they were going to do that? Yeah, so I I don't know if there's I wouldn't put a lot of stock into that But apparently it's a rumor someone has linked me Well, wait, like timura marson with a wig or what are we talking about? We had his voice like we know it's a man We had the voice Yeah, they can't they can't reveal that wouldn't even make sense. He's we've seen him before he's trans Oh, I mean they could do that. I don't know. Oh god. They fucking could boba fet is trans They could do that. Yeah, we'll have to fucking could I mean, you know We're already pretty cynical about mandalorian. Everybody's excited for season two. You and I are expecting it to probably be even worse in season one Uh, we'll have to see Hey e-fap chat give it a few more months and we'll be we'll be streaming about those episodes individually It's gonna be fun on the bun Oh boy, I mean like game of thrones. Let's hope it's good though um Maybe someone takes his armor and it's a woman who got the armor But his armor got hit with him and he got it if he cut himself out Then I guess no the salak burped out all the armor because honey armor Oh, and then a lady found it All right, and so it she just waited on wait wait wait wait wolf media said way better dignified death than phasma's death I think phasma had a more dignified death than boba fat did he fought there was a fight She fell into a pit of fire versus falling into a sandy. What how do I even like really? He was accidentally killed. Yeah, it was an accident boba. It was accidentally killed like come on I don't like phasma either. She's shit, but I would have referred boba fat fall into a pit of fire after battling han solo. That'd be way better Unless you're referring to the garbage shoot death wouldn't refer to other death, which was yeah, that was shit anyway No suspense no build up nothing just let's fly in the asteroid field We can do so anakin starts having these nightmares about his mother being in pain He says that jedi don't have nightmares apparently why I mean Why can't jedi have nightmares? It could be bullshitting maybe Yeah, I was lying to her to appear strong or That's not bothering him or the way you would maybe take that is a jedi wouldn't have nightmares because jedi have obtained some level of peace of mind Yeah, I'd go with that. Jedi don't have nightmares. Why would you only start having nightmares about it? Shouldn't his nightmares have started once she was captured He's having him for a while more. Oh, okay. He's only you can only be Yeah, but he only now is uh Uh That might have been his worst one because there is a deleted scene where he uh like Uh, he he is having a nightmare and he's like talking in his sleep, but he's not really like violently convulsing like he is uh If my mom was innocent If it was my mom and I had a dream that wasn't that bad, but I was like, oh shit the horse is telling me she's being beaten uh Hmm I'll get to that next week also because he he isn't like He isn't restricted to like tag along with obi one now. He's out on his own. He actually can go back and uh But see like don't you think that's a huge missed opportunity to focus on that being that obi one was the one that Prevented him from being able to get to her this whole time and that she died for it Like wouldn't that be a huge important thing to address? Yeah, let me say it's all it's all obi one's fault Well, he's he's referring to uh holding him back from being powerful not saving his mother. Yeah She doesn't I don't even think she comes up at all before this Which is something of a like it to me It feels like the perfect thing to make this about that the Jedi were like, no Don't your mother's not important. Forget about it. Stop doing attachment tismans and the second He's let free he goes to see her immediately and he's just too late and she dies like that should be major She's saying that They should have had more about his mother in the bill up to a fucking I would have I would have loved a huge Emotional payoff where he rips into obi one for essentially killing his mother like he blames obi one entirely Yeah, no, I I can I can I can get behind Yeah, because I don't even think she's mentioned before this Not really What do you mean? All these years pass and Nothing, I guess What do you what do you mean? What do you mean like, um I think she's mentioned that's what you mean the same or Anakin and then Padmea talking on the Where he has like before before we have her in the dream Uh, where she's on all she's in trouble. That's the um But what happened between episode one and episode two all of that time passes by And there's no mention of the mother in this until he has the dream Was there a was there a previous mention? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like obi one right It's not tell his first nightmare, right or the one he talks to obi one about Um, no, I don't oh okay in the elevator. Uh obi one's like I don't know I don't know why I keep dreaming about her and then anakin or in obi one says your mother So they that almost kind of makes it worse Because I mean it almost seems like they were gonna do it, but then they don't do it Yeah, like it's mentioned so briefly that one little time which means that they know about it But like just it's all there that kind of makes it worse I also want to compile that on top because obi one's only response being dreams pass with time Like again just giving anakin a non response Trying to convince him to let the mother go and then anakin can just that such great fuel to hate the Jedi you know That's to his uh development for sure Because part of his turn does Like if it's probably his primary reason is for Padme's secondary reason is his disenfranchised being disenfranchised by the Jedi Um, I think that plays well into it. Um, and yeah, like when um obi one Uh, yeah, he's talking like to have god duty essentially and he's like you look really tired dude He's like, yeah, I don't sleep well. He's like, yeah, is it still your mother? And then you get to get a little inside to that. Oh, that makes it worse What is this shit in chat obi one to him is like a brother He would never he wouldn't really blame obi one anakin loves obi the motherfucker says I hate you by the end of their relationship Yeah, if my brother tried to stop me from saving my mother from slavery He ain't stopping me Yeah, like the idea that he wouldn't blame obi one for this like we can of course write it that way Why wouldn't we be able to write it that way? Obi-Wan and anakin just are not the friends they told us like obi one told us they were in the ot That's just not what they were Three Yeah, they're like 25 minutes of it Yeah, but they do not I definitely have uh, uh a bond between the two of them. It's just it's just it's a very uh Comment like it's why very non-friendly Well, I would happily refer to it as a possible brotherly bond like the the bickering while also working together sort of aspects of brotherhood But I love hate relationship the idea that he was a good friend. I'm like I'm not sure I was shown that I don't know Now that everyone's finally not here. I'm gonna complain about anakin leaves obi one to die in attack of the clones I know like, you know, it's it's from Sorry, what what more sorry repeat that anakin leaves obi one to die in attack of the clones It's only padme that gets him to go and save him Yeah, I mean he's holding me back Uh, it's his fault Like I can believe wholeheartedly that anakin would blame obi one specifically He would absurdly blame him rather than the jai And you'd he'd have some right to I wouldn't necessarily disagree with him And I just think it's a huge missed opportunity to not bring that in I think there's I think it's a missed opportunity to like Ash out I don't like the the the way that the film plays out in its timeline like, you know, maybe Anakin is feeling resentment over but then he sees him like almost get killed in that transmission Hey, what? Anakin does feel resentment towards obi one Oh, yeah, he does and then like I'm saying some of that He dissipates when he sees everyone's actually in danger and like he's like, you know, maybe, you know Resentment aside, you know, this is, you know, this is my Master of 10 years who might be in trouble Uh, next time of season, it's like it's a it's a fight for survival. It's only times I mean we can infer that maybe they would have had this conversation Oh, I want to see it. I want to see it. Actually, no, no, no. Hang on. He wouldn't know because, um No, because like, you know, we know that he doesn't talk to obi one about the what happened to his mother because of The sand people He did confide a palpatine on it Yeah, I'm cool with that. I even like that actually the Yes, yeah, uh, but so Just the the you know, you have lines maybe even about the dream where he's just like Uh, when he tells him about the dream, he's like about your mother again Then he's just like maybe if I was just, you know, given a A week of leave that I could just go and and then obi one says something like your mother's fine Your feelings towards her clouding, you know, she'll be like reassuring Things every single time and anakin finally bites the bullet and goes to see where she is because he's so concerned and it turns out She's dead already or something or close to dead or dies with him It doesn't really matter the point is that the Jedi were kind of lying to him and that from obi one's point of view He's trying to encourage him to you know Detach But anakin would only see it as he was lying to him the whole time to convince him that his mom was fine when She wasn't, you know, and there's there's some juicy drama there I could get behind the angle if not for the Idea on attachments with Jedi. I really don't like the idea of the Jedi That's a lot of people have said that's supposed to be something of a criticism of the Jedi in the prequels That that's not a clever way to go about all of this Because where is the where is it criticized in the films themselves as Like this isn't the way it should be Well, like obi one is clearly attached to Qui-gon. He's super upset when he dies like there's no way that There's a lot of It's never like there's a lot of times where we're sort of thinking to ourselves like you guys are hypocrites And then someone's like that's the point. It's like Huh, is it? But how do we camera isn't telling me that? Yeah That's kind of lost me there a little bit. Sorry, uh Uh more to a point like I I would like to have seen some of that fleshed out. Um, I think we the reason we did we didn't Because like just how the events play out in the movie, um, maybe there could have been an ending scene Before Anakin having to get married like after that the dust has kind of settled Lady gaze on chopped off does that to deal with? Um Imagine we uh, that would have touched on it at some point in the three-year gap I'm sure that they could definitely would have come on conversation. Although you wouldn't have told them about the uh, the sand people but like is it really? I mean the argument is like what does Anakin think about how does he interpret it? Um, I don't think like looking from the outside in It's from a viewership standpoint. I think he can blame obi one for not like acting on a vision streams known as Um Has to like me being actually in trouble and he's not meant to have his Mother around anyways per the Jedi code like attachment to rule. Don't he wants to steer him away from that? um I'm like would anakin Would anakin not uh, like come to that realization eventually that like, you know Everyone may have held me back. Like, you know, he couldn't have predicted what would have happened to my So the way the way it works right now is that he was being trained for so long that he had no way of like going out on his own The second he's kind of able to he's also getting visions of his mother in super duper pain Which lines up with she's only recently been captured and so that's why he's getting those visions Then he goes to find her and she's already dead and I'm saying because they that is the whole reason They have all of that is to set him up to out of fear of loss and anger He kills those bunch of people showing that he's embracing portions or significant amounts of the dark side And that's very worrying for us and the Jedi and and so on but the problem is the mum isn't really used again Beyond that and I think there's a huge burn of potential there Um for him to harbor a lot of hatred for the Jedi which will help us a lot in episode three Pushing him away from them outside because if we can have multiple reasons for him to despise them Like that's going to be great for uh I always Like I always I always took that into episode three regardless really. I thought it was quite implied that that the idea that he blames the Jedi for not Like I think we need an explicit line for that Like like the idea that part of why he hates the Jedi is that they Let his mother die like he couldn't save her because of them Uh, yeah, if you want if you like it sounds like to me like you want something a bit more specific because Well, the best interpretation you can get is that he argues if he was more powerful He could have saved her and then there's a line where he says he would be more powerful if Obi-Wan wasn't holding him back these these are pieces and what I would argue is like, oh great We've got pieces now. Let's get that big payoff where he directly Yeah, like showing obi-wan holding him back Yeah, that would be good. Like he goes he's doing something or Because he doesn't seem to be held back. In fact, he seems to be the opposite He's on a very long leash If one at all But um, yeah, I'll I'll yeah, okay. I'll I'll concede and say I wasn't I mean, I don't mean I I would like to have seen that But we can have this discussion about the prequels They want to remind everybody the sequels were just like Can I just say prequel discussions are so much more interesting than sequel discussions in their own Fashion because the sequels all we can ever do is be like, so this is fucking nonsense. Yep This is fucking nonsense. Yep You would think that with the prophecy And him supposedly being the chosen one Anakin Ray but Anakin now You think that the Jedi would be really invested in his emotional well-being You know giving more attention I have of the PT because they just don't seem to care Yeah, they're dismissal of him when they acknowledge his supposed incredible importance And even from the aspect of we want you to spy on Palpatine. We want you to do these things for us They never seem to throw him much of a bone Like in the council seat, but it's clearly it's not it's too late You know this whole thing with his mom like if the Jedi council if I was Anakin and then Johnny never let me go to my mom Check up on her Get her to get get have them get funds from the Senate so I could buy her and free her Um, I would never ever want to do any favors for the Jedi council. I I would hate them And that would be enough reason for me And it's it's an easy thing that they didn't do they just give him such non responses anytime it's clear He's like troubled as well Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean that that Schmi is enough of a reason by itself you could have removed Padme entirely and You know, obviously there's the luke and leia thing, but just the mother Could have been enough if it was well done as far as motivation goes I just feel like the I I was Right as a very strong seed that was playing that does bleed into the Padme plot line in Revenge of the Sith Yeah, it's better with her. Yes. I agree with that actually Yeah, I take if I implied that the mother was dropped I I'm wrong because it definitely is all informing the Padme stuff in episode three I just think that we've got a lot of potential We lost there for in his big argument with Obi-Wan toward the end of the movie even imagine you drop that bomb on Obi-Wan Like you killed my mother Or something and Obi-Wan's just like fuck. How do I deal with that? Like, yeah, no, honestly, I would kill I would not But I would love to see our conversation I think that Like like an episode two they It's just sort of all of a sudden she's a part of the film now when she should be central to him Uh, it's me to Anakin and then to the third. I feel like they're Making up for all that lost development Okay, like we mean like If you don't get anything between that We get Saying about the lack of development in terms of him wanting Shmi and the Jedi Council and his relationship with Obi-Wan Just saying he should have been a bigger sort of a bigger priority on Anakin's mind throughout the entire the film instead of sort of like being in the background and Coming the focus later on. Yeah, because one when we rewatched the Phantom Menace We couldn't help but think about how you're just gonna basically forget about your mother She's just going to be like a little detail from your past Yeah, while I would have let the audience know that for those 10 years of training He's been a little bit even annoying to Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan's like You still haven't you're really still talking about this And like the implication being that they're pretty harsh with Anakin about this subject Even though they really shouldn't be because it's going to be extremely important The I this would have been useful to have your your stupid dice moment, right? Where she gives him a memento as he leaves and he still has it in episode two Like he's still holding on to it like and That would go well because he said we're not allowed to have possessions Except for this memento of my mother. I'm never getting rid of this. This means more to me than my lightsaber Oh, we yeah, at least we got at least we got that your poor snippet That was that Oh, you mean the thing between him and Padme? Hey, yeah, that's that's That's what I mean when I saw this stuff in these films They do some stuff and that's something I actually really do like that that thing makes it through all three of the prequels Which by the way compare compare that to the dice by the way Um, someone said the kids come to the temple with no attachments already. Uh, I don't I guess they don't I mean, that's that's It's meant to be that's why I guess yeah I wonder how often that actually Yeah, and yeah exactly And then they try to like take it away But he will not let them take it away if he discovers it or maybe it's something that obi-wan discovers and They know it's not something he's supposed to have but Can I have something there something there Bilge Does bring up his dreams a lot like he's dreams he dreams of Padme. He dreams of his like, you know, so it's like He might not have a physical momentum, but they've obviously left an imprint on him in his mind plaguing him for years He references dreaming about Padme in creepy ways more than anything else And I I just agree. I mean, I guess if it came from anyone, but I can react to it like it's creepy Padme reacts to him telling her that In a really awkward okay Yeah, apparently that was as I was like Padme catches on that he's like actually like creepy Going for like it's not advances on that was Hey, by the way You think that um the the face That uh, Chris Stockman has right now is how he feels about the fact that we're like three and a half hours into the stream running 13 minutes into his video He's like really He's probably upset that almost all of our discussion is not about really about him It's about talking about the film itself. He's just like a very he's all springboard because That's kind of all I expected him to be to be honest with you I don't know his reviews are just so empty to me the last yeah Anyway, take it away Christopher It's like Lucas spent 30 years trying to think of all the things that Jedi can and can't do Because they're not people they're robots. They can't have love. They don't have nightmares They just sit around in rooms and talk. That's what Jedi's do and rewatching I don't I don't I think it's he's wrong for the opposite reason They don't feel very developed at all actually Which is why I'm having to ask for clarification about, you know, love and relationships and all that stuff It seems almost overly simplistic. I feel like they'd be more nuanced and sophisticated The spiritual side of the Jedi is just not in the pt I think That's therapy would be a huge part of being a Jedi where there's like he's constantly going to not like a confessor, but uh Like a A Jedi quote-unquote therapist of a way where they talk about Their feelings and their connection to the force and that's a big part Anakin's there. Maybe Anakin's therapist isn't obi one That's not a role that obi one has because of their connection. It has to be somebody else and And maybe that's the way that we see Anakin. I'm writing Just any way for the Jedi to actually Even try to help Anakin when he seems troubled Which by the way, they do recognize it's happening when when When he kills the tuskentisms yoda is like Young skywalker is great paid. It's like you're gonna do anything about that. I guess not Buddy in a room Is that you do something? Provide him some wisdom. That's what you do. I would love a scene where yoda prize out of him the tusk and raiders thing Hmm and that he tries to teach him like he taught some stuff to luke and we get some reflection scenes where yoda's advice is not working Yoda doesn't admonish him there for what he does. He's like very understanding and tries to actually help You know deal with other issues I'm not suggesting i'm not suggesting that yoda knows about the tusk and raiders. I'm suggesting he pried out of him He's like, uh, how are you what's been out? We could have a whole awesome set of pieces of dialogue where yoda's like very cleverly able to tell something's happened and You know yoda walks in up what is He like sits on the edge of adicons bed like you know His legs back and forth like what's the pepe the one on the chair Or the toilet where is poo poo is it poopy? There he is. That's yoda rags. Okay. He's sitting on the edge of anakin's bed He's like tell me how you feel How you feel tell me He's like, we're not friends yoda. He's like, oh We we could be friends Movie right around here. I just want to turn it off. I don't want to watch it anymore I'm I don't want to die. Why leave this in your review. Come on. Yeah, I didn't want to turn it off Let's see what he's referencing Fun. Yeah, I don't but I sat there and I watched the rest of the movie We meet count dooku now. This should have been a very dark and scary Experience instead we get this older gentleman sitting behind the table He's discussing rallying thousands more star systems to the cause of I even I pointed that out when we watched it moller. I'm like damn thousands of more This is this is horrifying news for the republic. This means that they bolstered even more And he said he implies that like once we get these people agreeing we'll probably get even more, you know, it's like this is bad this is very bad news But no, it's just a kindly old gentleman discussing politics. I'm sure that's how christy is it I get what the way he's like he's saying but like, you know, uh, lucas never intended for dooku Adarth more star villain. He's meant to be he's not really like It's a thing that always compels me about dooku. I never saw him as like this strictly evil guy I always saw him as more of a like, uh, you know, like I guess he is is a political idealist Someone who grand this is a bit different in the clone was is a bit more like Like empire centric like he wants that's what I've been told just from the films alone I've gotten more of a gray impression from dooku. He does He is a sith and he uses the dark side and he's turned away from the jedi, but he's like more of a And you guys know i'm getting at like They're asking more to him. He's not just evil man bad Which by the way is perfectly viable But this is part of why I like dooku the most out of grievous dooku and more like uh, yeah In terms of character like more for superficial reasons. I adore but Like he's he's he's a nothing character compared to dooku in terms of layers Wait, but by the way, don't fucking kill me chat. Put your guns down. I'm not referring to clone wars. Okay, just the movies I Saw cock the guns. I saw it Like yeah, like he was never meant to be introduced into this way and this is where I this is where I told you a minute ago I hate the uh, it should have been this way argument It does apply sometimes But like this completely deviates from what lucas did it and is like should it this way it's been way better Yeah, he doesn't I agree you he doesn't need to be this Like the idea that we needed this whole scene to be in perfect shadows and dooku's like laughing maniacally at the end of every sentence Yeah talking to people that's count dooku. He's just like this. What the fuck? Yeah, because the last thing you want to hear from christopher lee is discussing something with anyone That's not what we watch christopher lee for plenty of gravitas to christopher lee sees to that Uh Lame criticism cool guys Nice older man looks handsome You know, what what do you want table? It's talking. Yeah now. I'm picturing weird stuff. He's like he's a handsome man He should be doing other things. You're like, okay, great No No, if I ever chris falle's at anything I'm just like let him talk let him talk talk talk talk talk talk talk. Let's talk about anything talk about cheese talk about stuff How many game of thrones scenes can you just boil down to I just some people Every scene with tywin is like the best because he's talking It's just an older gentleman talking Because it usually tells us something about them or what they're trying to do an older handsome gentleman. That's it Which for dooku is being cool Yeah, he's just being cool and talking You know dooku now the best scene they're filmed by boy. That's it Oh Come on never mind arguably the best character in the prequels. Oh, all right It's time to get weird like this is it You know, it was almost a meme being like all movie reviewers suck But like we've been through quite a few at this point on e-fap. It's like why do you all suck? What can you Talk about it. Just talk about it. Please talk. Let tell me what is in your mind Just go full stream of consciousness talk about a scene for like 10 minutes. Well, the problem is that's that's like the primary criticism. I get is doing that. They're against that fear I would rather That's why i'm here Well, the funny thing is that like they wouldn't even agree with that Uh criticism right like if we could if this was a live feed from chris and he was only 20 minutes We I would like honestly be like, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's like one I'm like so when you said all he was doing was talking what do you mean? You were bored by like why were you bored of that scene? Why was that bad? Tell me like of course he would have an answer. He wouldn't go. I've explained it more that would just make my video longer but oh I feel like you haven't Is this video is 21 minutes 16 seconds But if you take out all the takes that he didn't use the editing time All that stuff probably took him longer than an hour to do Maybe I don't know. It's very low effort. This is I would have preferred if he just sat down and talked about this movie for an hour Just a flow of thought uncensored. Just talk. So let me into your mind So according to chris stuck something how duke who's a nice older gentleman who talks to people and looks handsome. Yep If you watch attack of the clothes and someone tells you that's part of the review you'd be like, what are you? Why why is that what you're saying? So strange By the way anakin holding his dead mother in his arms as she dies his anger the Oh, this would be another example of good acting from hayden christensen as far as I'm concerned Yeah, this is good. The music's fucking right here Uh, he yeah, uh, really good. Uh, we're gonna skip over We're gonna skip over lar's farm skipping over They're the rest of the relationship Skipping over how he likes him how he happens to just arrive after all of these years A minute before she dies Well, it's kind of interesting to think about in the rags because if he's a 20 minute review He can't possibly talk about All of the things that happen that are important because if someone wanted to argue only 20 minutes of important things happen in attack of the Clones, I'd be like, wow, I could do it. I if you said boot challenge challenge video 20 minutes You have to talk about attack of the clones review 20 minutes. I'd be like, okay These are all the important things I have to talk about Uh boom boom boom boom Uh, really quick examples Yeah, like I agree with you. I would I could do it But I would I wouldn't want to I'd want three hours also Y'all y'all need to appreciate this I love they made it out of made this wonderful Or I guess they just took one that existed and put things on it. I don't care. It's still funny. I love it. It's great I love it. It's fantastic. It's magical It's excellent. I love it Against the tuskin raiders, it's great stuff. Lucas really captured that really well, but it's cut short It's too short the scene ends. It seems like they were I don't think it's too short I don't think it's too short. I need to I need him to tell me what we're missing Yeah, why is it still trying to go for that PG rating? Which was very wait what you need to see we need to see him kill more people. It's pretty clear what happened Yeah, I think he wants more of Anakin's rampage. I guess Was it not enough to hear the echoes and screams when you're pans to yoda being like, oh, shit. This ain't good Yeah, I think we got enough I don't think I would have minded more Unironically, I would pose to chris would be like are you just looking for something to criticize because you just complimented the movie? Is that what's happening? do you just like violence against If I was to criticize it, I'd criticize the transition out of the scene the weird wipe circling it on his face Do you hate sand people? Answer the question chris The movie has savers and Who's that sorry Be about a savers intended for children. Oh, it's taking on new meaning those savers were meant for the kids Fortunate because that scene it was like, okay, you got me you got oh, it's over Okay, but the sight of anakin carrying his dead mother conveys the pain of his loss very well Lucas did a really good job with that aspect of the movie, but he also undoes some of that effect With the next scene in which hayden christianson delivers his lines about how much I don't think the acting is bad in this scene from hayden Acting wise, this is fine. It's nally portman's response to all of this that I have an issue with Yeah, her weird psychopathic acceptance of this is what's unsettling He goes after In the film is a bit weird to me. Like it makes me roll my eyes a little bit I I want more of what you were suggesting with that relationship if he's gonna mention obi one during all of this, but Yeah, the bigger problem is pat But normally I go I heard you're gonna say something As I said, like I know you guys were you guys criticizing. Yeah, it's fair to criticize. I mean, uh, what pattern is responses Like she I I always done. I always took it as you know, she was just too specious to really say she didn't know what to say Uh, but you know, she had the you know, it's not like anakin in revenge of the sith when like he obi one tells her, you know, she he killed younglings and like Yeah, she doesn't want to believe it and um You know, she goes to see from anakin himself and anakin's not denying any of it But she's she's still bargaining for him and it's like only after he like it's very clear that she's not talking to anakin She's talking to beta. Like he's got this psychotic look in his eyes and he's like he's just power fucking lustful and Demented and shit and then that's when she really like realizes like no, you've you've changed, you know well He's an atrocity, right? Um, but he's not like gloating about it or anything. He's like, you know, he's just freaking out. He's He's hateful. He's in pain. He's just a mess And so like she can either freak out and call him horrible and walk out or just walk out altogether or she can Try to do what she can to I guess comfort him in some way I think I would have bought that better like if she was literally silent and just knelt next to him Put a hand on his shoulder. I'd be okay with that. But he says maybe she was looking they're animals I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them. I killed the children too and her response is to be angry is to be human It's the most Garbage bullshit non-advice some Anakin it's like Yeah, I think it's just like something, uh Again, I shouldn't know what to say and she's I mean, I don't know. She delivered it. She delivered it in a way that really gave me the impression that she thought that was the The thing to say She's very reassuringly and she's calm about it. She seems confident It's like to be angry is to be human like that's That is not a worthy response to the horrible things. He just said I don't know I like it's also you gotta stand it's because she loves him and that has been established pride of him Like she's bargaining for him and she does the same in revenge of the sip like, you know, despite like knowing, you know, heart of hearts that like He probably did do those all things because now I tonight everyone told her and like, you know, she's like come away with me Let's leave it all behind. Let's raise our child. I'm like, damn Like that even any reason I was like, damn. She's willing to really like compromise our ideals uh for Anakin like she's It's part of a deep state of defection for Anakin. Uh, she's you know, she's the he's the one person who can Her Compromise our ideology. You know, I'm saying she she never agreed with what he did She saw his pain. She wanted to empathize with him rather than it's funny. You bring up the um Court like you would have been better if uh If if she just knelt beside and put his hand on it Her hand on him and lucas said he very very very almost cut the dialogue He said like he got that impression. So maybe the dial was a bit too much and too heavy-handed But he needed Anakin to be like he needed to give anything something to respond to as well Uh, because he wanted to drive from the point of that interaction was like, you know, Anakin knows he fucked up. Like he's just he's a Jedi. He's not supposed to Be you know, he's better than this is that was the point of the scene. Um, yeah, that's why that's why Padme's response But like are you suggesting that she's almost like sick of fantic like like She's told he's killed Children and he considers them animals and they deserve to be slaughtered that way. It's like, holy shit, man Like no, even if you know if my mother did that I'd be like, what the hell And I wouldn't be saying like hey, mom to be angry is to be human I would expect them to at least talk about this again I don't think she knew what to say. She just didn't want to cause him anymore But oh wait, so I'm right But like, okay, so how I would have done it then if if if you told me my my Restrictions are she doesn't really know what to say. She's out of control. She has to say this line. I would have you like deliver it like To be angry is To be human and like she's really concerned Yeah, but instead she's like to be angry is to be human. It's like what the fuck woman Justifies To any I never bring it up again. Like this isn't as far. I don't think they ever I don't think they ever do Those would try children. She's probably racist the gates the bad Is bad, but just consider them people um, it's uh When again, uh, they don't bring it up. Uh, it does come up and register 5,000. Yeah, like those two Talk about it. Yeah, more than anyone else especially because he this is the only person to whom he's admitted this Yeah, for now I'm sorry. I'm confused. What what do you What was your uh, but these two um Padme and Anakin more than anyone else need to be the one who discussed this because of their emotional investment in one another And because this is the only person, uh that he's told about He'll told that the the only person to whom he's told this And she's like he's like surely in the back of her like you would think that in the back of her mind constantly like anakin's a fucking murderous lunatic psychopath am I next? Ben Hayden christianson said he reckons Anakin went uh pretty psycho. Uh, you know, he's like, yeah, he says Yeah, I agree with him Yeah, yeah, I was like he's actually Um, it's a It's it's a scene where I think the entire audience all over the world's eyes went really opened up and wide like whoa Yeah But there's still these two Again, you can chalk that up to another missed opportunity. I think uh, padme is accepting of it Uh, just like, you know, again, she loves Anakin and she accepts him despite this because she had Only because she has the whole context and I'm talking full context Dating back to like she's think about she's the only Maybe besides water, I guess Who knew anakin's relationship with his mother growing up who got to see Like, uh, I'm a bit how far Yeah, yeah The theory being that he would talk to obi one a lot about this Yeah, but like Yeah, the the often I've had to make I I specifically I will say as well I kind of feel like padme is two characters and one one is the senator who's very concerned about human life And we'll fight to get the right policies in place. The other one is anakin's wife slash girlfriend And that these two padme's like with every scene we might get a different padme out of those two I uh There's you're out about that There's the part of the idealistic side of padme the selfless humanitarian and then there's the the part of her that's selfish The one the part of her that that's self that that's willing to compromise the rest That kind of bleeds for anakin that's Yeah, and now it probably even goes and say like, you know, that's you know, padme's big conflict is, you know trying to uh I think I distinguish her But I think that's a failure of the film to convey What it is about anakin that has her so Incredibly enamored with that. She's willing to basically turn off the principal switch for Um All right, like it's the it's that she completely sweeps under the rug that annoys me like Not like this never comes up again. They don't talk to each other about it Like well, we don't see it I'm trying to say it's like, uh, yeah, I I would have I would have liked to see them touch on this We don't see it, uh It's purely, you know Going genosis the events that transpire after that. Uh, it's all circumstantial like one event leads into another there's only the time and place to sort of Them to have this quiet talk and whatnot Same with obi one and anakin and I think they could have thrown that in there and when he's getting his arm repaired. He brings it to everyone Especially they could have done that. Um yeah, uh Like in terms of our padme's response to anakin as well And I'm only I'm defending it only from her because she only Is Yeah, I mean, I think that's that's pretty clear. Why don't we why don't we see what chris concludes about all this? I'm sure it's going to be very insightful. He hates tuskin raiders and about how they're animals And I slaughtered them like animals I'm not just see he's I I'm actually gonna because you're doing it bad Yeah, I'm gonna go to bat for hayden christensen here. You're embarrassing him. He did way better than you Yeah, that's why he's an actor and you'll not ever be one Oh the men But the women and the children too I hate them unironically He's reminding me of hayden christensen doing it and I'm like it was way better than this Yeah, so stop stop it rude So obi one is captured by count dooku who then tells obi one that darth Sidious is controlling all right the senate and obi one's like no no my buddy's on the jedi Well, all right, so I feel like there's a lot to discuss with this scene of these two I need to use the loop. I'll be back because I want to be around for that discussion Wow, so you pause us and then you tell us we can't continue until you're back I think that fucking racist Also, I realize we're probably only going to be watching the one video today This always happens in fairness though This was this has been pretty staggeringly slow and I will say it's because It really has worked out that chris gives us a topic We all discuss it and then we let him say something weird about it and then move on to the next one We have a big discussion about them. It's like, okay, what do you have to say? Oh Oh, well not really much like next Hey chat, how are you liking the prequel arc? Go on. Give me some feedback. How are we looking? join this The efap prequel arc which we're now this is the third efap prequel episode This is the revenge of the Sith of efap prequel episodes. Please watch more stuckman vids. Why? Rude they're not all bad. There's a couple and the reason I really got into chris's channel I mean excluding the prequels we Like he likes dragon ball for example. I'm a dragon balls like my favorite thing in the history of anything ever And some of the ways he describes how he first saw and interpreted certain things from dragon ball like mirrored my own Like beat the beat and I was like, I thought it was the only one in the world Who thought this about this particular scene or moment in the anime? And yeah, just it was it was easy to resonate with him and uh a similarity Kind of level so yeah Is that just z or all of dragon ball It's only you guys dragon ball fans I'm not a nerd I like star wars and the the mcu like man chad stuff. Okay, not yet nerdy like It's like it's it's a bunch of earth wizards for children. That's what that is I obliterated your love for dragon ball. Are you guys okay? Well, probably if you watched it you probably would ruin it for me Or dragon ball like I love it, but it is pretty terrible I don't think it I disagree. I think it's uh formulaic So where to describe that I think it's pretty bad you kind of Hmm, where do I start with dragon ball? Well, I'd start with z because z is one I'm more familiar with dragon balls better than dragon ball z. I can say that much for sure Like quite significantly But sorry It's normally cutting out a lot for anyone else or here in there. Yeah Sorry, yeah, yeah, uh, can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear I'm here Um Are we is do we want to talk more about dragon ball or we carry on it? What's happening? I want to mention one more thing about dragon ball because it's a response to something I just saw in the chat z is not where the problems in dragon ball started. They started before z around, uh The hell's the guy named tau pi pi or something like that. I don't know The the problem the main problem that started killing dragon ball being power creep and that kind of thing started in dragon ball not in z Fucking via with the heart that you're gonna start a podcast about dragon ball. Do it. They're not allowed to criticize dragon ball It's the greatest you can't you're not okay the greatest villain in all of dragon ball is a curatoriyama I don't even know who any of these things I want to see I want to see if check is mad. I don't even know. I've never seen dragon ball. So Yo, give a hot take about dragon ball uh Gohan's a bad character Now we wait. I want to see if check it's mad. Oh, no, I think chat's gonna be Every time Theo gets to his point. He mutes for me. He cuts out. Oh, no Every time I try like, oh, what's it there? Oh I'm sorry Theo is right. I agree Gohan is a wanker. Yes, he is I don't really agree but okay, holy fuck that take Wow, where with where the fuck was that shit for us? Is everyone ready for both chris? Are we doing this? Uh, no, we're never ready for more chris Christopher would totally be aware of that. Trust me Kenobi Not these guys No, they're they're dumb and if you thought the senate meeting scenes were unbearable They were good into menace this time around we get to see jar jar involved in them. That's not a good enough argument It's not a good enough argument. It makes sense that he's the one all of this stuff is set. You remember with like the first 20 minutes 15 minutes of this film you skipped over where this was beginning begun to have where this was How would I even phrase that begun to have been established? Look, it was be I don't even know it was established prior in a part that you skipped over multiple scenes with jar jar were Jar jar's character whether you like it or not. He's he plays a part in the plot There is establishing she scenes that it's show how He's a war hero. He's uh been on adventures with Padme previously He is on her team as a representative will help her. She's boot out of charsen. He's gonna stay as a representative He's a part of the naboo team who have been typically against at least according to the title crawl against signing in an army They need an army signed in he's now in control of a there's a representation of of naboo And they're gonna in front of him talk about how desperately they need a senator to propose legislation that's going to allow them to legalize an army for the republic This stuff is actually really interesting and the people out there who are like, oh my god politics Oh my god, it's so boring. Oh my god. It's not even that long in this movie Like what we just covered takes up like less than a minute It is so beyond frustrating like pay attention for five seconds people. It's way more interesting than anything that happens in the sequels into my world because you know Too many politics too much politics boring politics confusing politics. It's like you got to be more specific than that All right, just remember before drags left. Did you want to talk more about Obi-Wan seen with uh Dooku oh Because I think that's what he mentioned before he left was he about to talk about it Chris is he still it's about to talk about it or is he just saying it's boring And he gives emergency powers to palpatine No, he suggests the vote for it because no other senators have the courage to suggest it I can pay attention. Yeah So the problem I have with this scene is that he wants it and it's just boom. He's got it There's not a vote So it's weird that they they didn't show us the vote either they skipped it montage style or there just isn't one or Everybody presses a button on their little machines Like it just gets a greed or a red out of it If uh, I wasn't in the film. It's weird in the film for sure There's two there's two uh instances that can so there's firstly what dooku said about uh Hundreds of senators have now under the influence of a hip lord called Darth Sidious, right? Um, that in itself wants to start a discussion, but the the points were made. Uh, simple Sidious has influence Over a significant portion of the happily agree to this. Oh, I believe they agree. That's not the problem. Oh, yeah Yeah, they still have to yeah, so so to be clear the scene He says emergency powers to the supreme chancellor then it shows a couple people reacting like angrily or happily It doesn't really matter and Then he says it is with great reluctance that I accept this and and and when meaner actually rewatching this I was like Oh, I think he's just doing a speech to say that like this is a vote that he's in favor of Okay, yeah, but then it shows us mace windu and yoda and they're like so it's done then he's got the powers and it's like Oh, and then yeah, the vote was like as my first thingy that I'll do Yeah, it's like I didn't I didn't realize the vote was done And Like it's it's weirdly shot it's weirdly delivered as a scene I didn't I guess jar jar suggested it and everyone reacting was them voting question mark rush rush, I think he proposed a movement Uh And uh, yeah a movement I think is less formal than a vote So a movement if you get up the majority of people like agreeing with them It there's no way they wouldn't put this to a vote Hmm This basically makes them temporary dictator, but like they They they kind of tell us that it would be put to a vote, didn't they? Yeah, but they don't I would like to see more of what goes into that vote to try and inform the Reservations the jet I have about palpatine in episode three Is the implication that he suggests it and that everybody is saying woohoo. Yeah. Yes, and that It just see it like we all We we actually made that kind of gag when we were watching it. It's like, oh, I guess the yeas have it Yeah, there's no way the Senate's run like that Well, that's the thing the the best thing I could make up on the spot is like Have they all got little voting panels inside the machines and they all press their button within the five second fucking thing And that's how it works. I don't know So, um, I don't know do we touch on this that uh, uh cause it's a boo party proposing this movement the the leading force against the opposition as a the leading opposition against the Carries like so much weight with the I was like, oh, okay. They're folding. Yeah. Let's let's do it. Okay I want to be very specific. That's my only issue is I just wanted recognition that a vote took place And it's very hard to spot it in this scene. It almost seems like there wasn't a vote He's saying, uh, yeah, I can I can agree that something and not to mention because in the Phantom Menace I'm gonna be hiccups with the politics is that shit to get done? Also, I swear to fucking god if they cut out the voting because they didn't want people to be bored with politics I don't have to kill every single person who like complained about it By the way, guys the way they vote needs explaining. That's just hyper nitpicking. No, there's no voting That's that's the problem. That's the thing. That's the problem. Jar Jar just says I think we should do this and then seconds later All right, it's nice when it was like it's done then and it's like, whoa I think the vote on the spot gives orders like this is that's my first thing that's that's that And um, I want to clarify by the way the hatred of the politics I blame every person who complained about them. You're the reason the world building is fucked in the sequels Like they didn't want to touch politics or the world stage in the in the sequels and now none of it makes any sense at all So it turns out it's hard to just conveniently sweep those things under the rug as a sequel I remember red light media praising that they were like, thank god They stopped with the pre I'm pretty sure chris duck when praised it too a lot of people did they were like force awakens Doesn't have any politics in it. It's like that's not good. It's not a good thing. No world building. You have no fucking clue It's so hard to follow what the hell is happening in tfa with the world Lol they blasted the republic out of existence. You're like, what? I can't see an entire republic seriously. How does the how does the remaining planets in the senate feel about that? It's like nah, the public's god now like that's not you It's like this is this is what this is what we think of politics in our movies I mean, I really like the senate scenes in all the prequels. I'm usually quite interested in what everyone's saying Yeah, I I think so. I like them and you'll you'll note with everyone who complains about it They only ever go as far as saying it's boring and then play a clip of him saying delo feligates There you go, that's my argument done. It's like, oh great. Thanks The emergency I'm pretty sure the whole reason they're proposing emergency powers is bypass the system Like I think a vote in this instance would be more of a formality. I thought they said they would be though You're uh, it would I'm no doubt would take place, but like It would be a bit. This is a very Rare occurrence like they're they're they have uh, everyone's living on the message Uh Informal, yeah, jar jar says amisa propose. He doesn't say like I grant Chancellor palpatine powers. He says I propose we give him powers and everyone goes And then it's like, yeah, it's like, oh wait, was that a vote? Oh Oh, did we do it? I was just saying yes to the oh, oh, oh, all right Meeting was about what what the fuck we're gonna do about this, uh, separatist army that is a mass Yeah Got our our system by of life and uh, the the galactic order We need to do something about this now. We can't wait for a prolonged like, you know with uh, with the the nervous situation That was a bureaucratic Slump because and that's one of the reasons why pat me went back obviously is because um, you know I could wait for it to get done. It was just an abu issue though. It wasn't a galactic, uh issue Uh, they're all faced with it's a crisis and they need to act now So again, I'm cool with all of this I just wanted confirmation that it was Done in the way that they kind of set it up to be done They said their problem was getting someone to propose it to be voted on as far as I remember The ball's eating the dirt like well for sure. I'm okay with that like it goes. Yeah, it goes without saying that you can't like Jar Jar's You got to vote on this stuff The whole premise of a huge amount of the premise of the first one of the first star wars movie was How the senate operates That was really central to the conflict so Not having this It is kind of important Oh, that's an interesting suggestion from wolf media Uh, you could have jar jar do the speech and then you never quite like the responses suspense Almost maybe even silence and then the attack on genosis confirms that they would have been voted in like that's the surprise There's just chattering in the senate room People don't know what to think and so we can all wonder how that went when it cuts away. Yeah, I like I like that alteration That's cool. I would like them to sow the seeds of what if palpatine doesn't give up the emergency powers in this film Uh, I don't know that's necessary, but I'm okay with it. I wouldn't yeah, I wouldn't call it like a necessary change I think it would be helpful to inform why the jedi are So worried about that in the third All right, so sorry after you repeat what you said, uh, what you proposed Uh, I just want them to sow the seeds of the idea of what if palpatine doesn't give up his emergency powers in This film to try and inform what the jedi are so worried about in the third film See, okay. Oh, because I was gonna say if you just uh, uh, he does say, um, like the power you've given me I will he does say I will lay down my power once this crisis has evaded or once it's done with So he does mention it, but like you want the posing It's really like oh, what if he screws us like yeah, because to me it seems a little bit weird that The the jedi's concerns about palpatine not giving up an energy power seems to come out of nowhere a little bit to me I don't know about that. I What I the kind of aspect that I almost enjoy is that Everybody treats this as a good everyone's like yes. This is just what we needed. Everyone's rescued the wars started We're winning almost that battle even obi one being positive about it And it's just like nobody's seeing the problem that's arising secretly Um, I don't know it to me It's like almost giving more credence to how palpatine has orchestrated all of this and I'm also okay with it But uh, and then obviously episode three where they're like the war's about to come to an end And the it's been extended, right? His his emergency powers have been extended several times and now they're like, okay Now has to be where you give them up Yeah, no, that's fair. But no politics are boring so many times. Yeah, it sucks It's got to the I've responded to videos like this as often as I have it's going to the point where I just get like I pull out a checklist And like I like both boring check too much CGI check Like the billions of fucking time I got to hear this same regurgitated nonsense um There's a thing you can't even talk about it without having to address it because everyone just expects you to Fucking say it at this point. It's like, what do you think about the politics? It's like hot take. They're not shit What everyone says they're she needed more more more more More You know what that means jar jar banks the little fucking rabbit Is basically responsible For the downfall of the jedi. Yeah, it's pretty well put together actually Yeah, when you look at the scenes that you didn't talk about that established how he got to the place He's in yeah, there's something to be said about it It's not ironically one of like parts and declared it to be done It's one of the parts I would probably most celebrate about the three prequels is the idea that poutines created like a terrorist force to give him This position of emergency power to increase his stranglehold on the senate's like that's pretty cool actually And the idea that jar jar is the one to do it is really not the point like I don't really See like jar jar's a goofy character. Therefore. It's bad. It's like that's not an argument Yeah, what jar jar is doing here isn't unreasonable giving the situation given the situation At least jar jar, so it's bad There's a shit ton to criticize about jar jar and 98 percent of it is an episode one Yeah, I don't really have any problem with an answer to I don't even know if I have a yeah I don't even know if I have a problem with jar jar in this one um I get I think go on the actually let me go to my notes and control f for jar And we'll see what pops up here Jar find finding that it's just kind of a stupid dude to be manipulated in this film, right? Where are you saying? Yeah, he's perfect for the job in terms of writing or the What are you saying? He's fit for purpose like or He's fit for the purpose that he gets in the film and there's not much else to say about him because he doesn't really do much outside of that I guess My only reference to jar jar in This is I think it's interesting how This isn't a it's it's more of a comment really about how he greets obi one so enthusiastically and not anakin But um, I just I there's a difference there and I just think it's interesting. I wonder if there's something behind that Um, but the only note I have here for jar jar is really that there doesn't seem to be a vote to give emergency powers to help a team And jar jar proposes it um And yeah, and I like the idea that it's been 10 years since phantom medicine jar jar is uh cooled down a bit And he's actually a bit more understanding and serious about politics like It would make sense that after a decade of being by padme's side that he would have learned some stuff Yeah, I would have liked to see some Would have liked to see these some some jar jar development I want that What he does isn't necessarily stupid by the way Yeah, he's not dumb Like it leads it leads to horrors But like the idea at the time is that without this clone army, we can't save all of those jedi Like this, you know And then of course wars are breaking out droid armies are attacking places like g and uh Kashyyyk in the third film We need to defend them and if the senate are like nah, we're not going to make an army. It's like oh goodbye kashyyyk So like the idea that it's like he's an idiot and he voted in power to this guy, which is a stupid idea I should be like that's some naive shit right there. I don't know There's a reason why these these these systems were in favor of creating an army to defend the planets in the senate, you know Mm-hmm It's just bold legislation And jar jar was willing to do it once he'd been manipulative in that scene where If only senator amedalla were here and then I was seems like Then they all look at jar jar and point it in And he gets really stressed And the rise of the empire Thank you lucas You really know what you're doing, don't you? Yeah, it was jar jar. It wasn't all of the systems that were in favor of the emergency powers. It was just jar jar Jar jar gave him a bullet If it wasn't jar jar, it would have been someone else. I feel yeah I think given time it absolutely would have happened anyway All you need is the separatists to keep taking planets and eventually the senate will be like now. Fuck this It's gonna be us eventually Like this is so this is pretty disingenuous to be honest with you like this is like The politics of boring also jar jar just gave palpatine the empire. It's like that's not what happened, but okay You really had that one in mind, didn't you? He just wanted to drive that in a little deeper just a little deeper in there with the jar jar It's the best deeper. I feel like I feel like chris is an idiot and people are cheering him and it's just Like it's what gave me that impression An understood but unspoken thing that we just up vote him and watch his videos He's just first in line. He's got a he gets a vlog out immediately about anything that's brand new And he does it for fucking everything. It's inevitable that he would get a channel this big Like honestly guys, I know that some of you have this so you can do it Anyone with a time machine go back to when youtube started and vlog review every movie that comes out And you'll be as big as him as long as your production values reach a you know a limited standard Relatively clear video and a voice that's not nails on a chalkboard and hell if you if you're a conventionally attractive that you know What you've just guaranteed it that you're done. You'll be fine You just got to get in it's the same thing with let's playing like if you'd done it when it started You pretty much would have been fine as long as you meet, you know, just the obvious standards You don't even need to have amazing editing just a decent enough microphone Recording the gameplay and you're good You lucky viewer could have been one of the million minecraft channels now use your time machines and then message me Uh with your successful channel and say like you were right. I used the time machine and you were right because I just I know it Don't do anything else with that time machine though. I feel like a ripple effect could happen There's going to be another podcast called efab This suddenly exists and we're a ripoff off and I'm like wait what? Get to the conveyor belt scene which basically just looks like anakin twirling his lightsaber around in some kind of dance Move for the majority of the scene pat may is stuck in a barrel somewhere Well anakin rolls his lightsaber around against cgi. I hear his criticisms all fucking weird No, I have criticisms of the scene mauler and he didn't talk about any of them His criticism is she's in a barrel and he's twirling his lightsaber. You're like, um I took none So criticism wait Chronologically there's a the he's skipped over so much so much has been skipped over here Um like the whole okay all right, so What do we do? What's the plan here? I don't know. I guess we'll just talk about do we just keep just go where he's talking just follow him Talk about why his criticism of this Let's get his his criticism Let's get his criticism of the scene over first then we'll do ours Okay Robots and strange things now apparently lucas actually came up with this scene at the very last and kind of shot it on the fly Now spielberg did something very similar with the plain fight sequence in Raiders of the lost art But that scene worked because of its simplicity. This scene just has way too much stuff going on So that's his criticism is this too complicated. That's not our criticisms at all Not even close Film critic brain can't handle it. Okay I love that he just brings in spielberg also shot something late, but it's better because it's simple That's how that's how hey guys aspiring film makers aspiring filmmakers If ever you shoot something late, just make it simple and you'll be fine. There you go I know a fan. He's a huge work fan. Uh, also also makes it interesting. Uh, Gotta check the dates for He's gonna make a comparison to an order report in a second. Um, but like regarding I've heard this thing that like to see there's too much noise going on on the screen And I never I never understood that complaint about the prequels Uh, I always started like if there's a lot of shit going on on screen CGI or otherwise I figured every time I watched the movie I could I could pick up something new in the background Some new little event or detail or something I never understood Unless it detracts from what is actually going on run finally focusing on I don't really see how that's I'm fine with the factory being very busy. That's fine to me Yeah, it's kind of this job And if someone was like I couldn't I couldn't focus on what was happening. I'd be like, oh, I could That was a fun argument Yeah, I see it a lot though Yeah, no, yeah, I think that's I know that some people complain about the opening to revenge of the set That's being too noisy, which is funny to me So I guess we can talk about he's not done yet. I don't know As soon as all we've gotten so far is the scene is is is bad because it's complicated because Anakin twills is like saber And because as Padme's in a barrel, these are these are why it's bad Basically just looks like two people dodging a bunch of CGI elements If you want to convey your belt scene check out minority report. Oddly. Okay. Do it like my This is I can't stand this shit It just reminds me of you know what's wrong with endgame. It's not it's not the battle of helms deep It's like oh, it should have been more like the battle of helms deep Whenever you do a battle in a film have it be like helms deep They both have moments in which our hero gets his arm caught in something and they both came out in 2002 And steven spielberg and george lucas are friends. What is why these things? all right I don't care. All right, but the tell me what's wrong with the scenes. We have a Well, let's see if he let's see if he goes to the next scene Please connections now. We finally get the scene in which Padme. Yeah, that's it. All right, cool. That's it. All right, then Well done. All right. We are cleared to take off ladies and gentlemen. We can do our criticisms now go Okay, I'll do mine. You can do yours and we'll see we're like, okay, so I won't take it back too far Um, I'll start with uh, c3p was here Lars let them take c3p. Oh Yeah, that I don't they just took him That I I guess so we were joking about how like lars would be like, where's our fucking protocol dried That did those people just take him like Why would they want him? What the fuck? But I need that robot. I only have one leg. I need help around here. That's valuable to us And why is c3p? Oh cool with it. Why is he just like well? Okay, does he just follow people if if anyone told him to come with him? He'd be like absolutely. I'm coming People say he's Attakin's droid. He's not Attakin's droid anymore He's not Attakin. I always found that all that there was no scene like sort of They just kind of leave while they're in the ship as like straight away as opposed to saying goodbye to the Lars family I really wish there was a scene that was like and this I do exist before like, you know, uh George just wanted to bring seats if you're along for the ride, which could have done Uh, he just didn't like it's the same with anarchy and just looking up at uh at the naboo palace with Qui-Gon At a again connective tissue just needed a bit more of that If we if we have the scene where he's like I created Destroyed like he is mine and I'm taking him to the Lars. I'd be like, oh awkward, but all right You know what Mars could have done is you could have had a nice scene where it's like I heard that You know when you were a slave with your mother you you made this droid to help her I think that She would have wanted you to Take him with you and maybe he'll you know something like that You know, there could have been a good sentimental moment there But no, he just has it with them now as the Lars didn't buy it and own it or if it didn't belong Sick it said in a deleted scene Owen laws gives it to Padme. Is this true? Oh, really? I I must have missed that one Why wouldn't you keep that? It's really weird that he's just on their ship. They're like, oh Lars is our connection to our only connection to the skywalkers kind of in this movie I mean Padme, of course, but like to the the skywalkers as a as a family It would have been good to have him them. They're almost They're almost there just as a cameo Yeah, and does does Anakin show much like oh my god, it's 3po sort of attitude much at all He's gonna need kind of just like Hey, pre-po. Yeah Then three peers like the maker So I I think there would there's a really cool scene that they missed but that's half of our discussion about this film is us Saying that uh This is the thing I I assume this is why anomaly inks got his work cut out for him People do not know how to review the prequels apparently they really have trouble pain He just think I think prequels are terrible. He thinks they're good. We're both frustrated by these same videos Like that's just like Ultimately what I want to do is just get the incident Yeah This is the thing everybody's like, hey, don't be talking about how the prequels are good now That was cosmonauts video it was like Well, I mean, you don't even know why they have flaws. You can't even identify them And I hate the whole uh Guys around you know people only like the prequels because of the sequels being terrible, which those people do certainly exist but there's plenty of people myself included who Like I said, I I thought lesser of the prequels for a time and like It's because of this very fucking video. It'd be perfectly honest This was one of the one of the videos one of the three Um, but I I never hated them. I always like adored them And uh, I adore them more. So now probably they're never really. Oh, I think that's a bit of a stretch. I really did like my kid. Um And it's not just because of the sequels like that's garbage like I I watched Plinkett's review for the first time after tlj and that was the The the be on end all for movie reviews apparently and I just couldn't believe I was embarrassed for the internet when I saw it I was like I was just like pulling my face down. I was like you got to be shitting me this This is it like have you have you responded to his videos yet? His video is going to be the finale of my season. Uh-huh. I'm sort of I'm sort of working my way there getting all my facts looking out the I would I would caution you be careful with those ones because you're dealing with Oh, I know We talk about sacred cows of media. That's the sacred cow of filled with you as as far as I know I'm approaching it with the if you're gonna shoot for the king you better kill him So I'm saving them to last If that's a good metaphor Um, so the weird thing the real thing, um, why did uh, here's why did, um Uh pad may sorry why did pad may assume that there would be a landing pad in the exhaust events for the factory Which by the way was an assumption, right? She just says like those are exhausts. It's like, how do you know that? We go there We go in there And you're like, that's just the nitpick. That's how they get inside the factory. That's how they get in One of the everything's a nitpick The idea that she could have just landed into a puddle of like goop very sure that was uh, like It's one thing to say like to have a landing pad that true But um, I think the intent was like do we all agree the intent was to hide the ship? like It seems to be like like because Anakin says that'll work and I can only assume he means hiding the ship from that Sure, I still think it's super weird that they're like, oh, look, these are the exhaust vents for a fact vents for a factory. Let's fly in there I have a scanner on the ship. Are they? See that's that was that was gonna be my solution suggestion is that a scanner shows it and you'd be like, oh, okay She just points and says that's what that is. It is like, oh Scanners show we could use this to get into the factory boom solved pretty sure she's like want to control panel and then she's like And then she points. I don't know. I just I always kind of assume It's weird. It's not a big deal A line could have solved it just a note um, they have so in a so c3po was talking with r2d2 and uh c3po implies that r2d2 does too much thinking for a mechanic Which is odd because earlier we have, um, everyone's saying, you know, if droids could think we'd be in trouble Just odd those would both be in the movie together I think all we can say about that is there's a wide discussion to have about the sentience of droids and star wars Which everybody is still not a hundred percent agreeing on in community as far as I can tell Yeah, the droids think they think People don't it's interesting. There could be something there. I just thought it was worthy of note Um, why don't they just walk slowly in place on the assembly line? They don't have to go through with the line and dodge everything. Oh, right. Yeah, really walk backwards They are kind of getting No, wait, well, so with anakin, right as he's if he's fighting things. I'm totally okay with it But with padme, she this is this shot where she stares at the um the thing that's like pressing For a good like few seconds and prepares to dodge it and it's like do just walk backwards. Just go back Yeah Very strange. I will say it's very strange and she like follows through on it for ages And it's like anakin is getting further and further away from you padme like if you just went backwards You would have been fine, but you just didn't Uh, yeah, because of the lot of issues a lot less dangerous seems like a what a normal person would be doing Well, there you go. Um Why wait, I gotta see but before that remember how they like walk onto this like Bridge thing. It's like a half a bridge and it just detracts for some reason It's a yeah, it's a little This is I got a little bit out of order here, but I've got that. Why does r2d2 Push c3pio into the assembly line that's next the one before it where padme falls off it because it detracts Why does it do that? Yeah, why does Why is it there in the first place and why does it do that when she steps on it? I don't know It's weird. It's just like something that just happens Yeah, it is odd. It's like having a random door on the fifth story of a building That's just is the outside Very odd Uh, I think open the door to begin with. Yeah. Well, this is the weird part is like It's I guess they opened it and it there's a little step and then it just pulls back in and they fall Yeah I was like, oh I guess that's a thing. I guess they are being Good by the g and busy and possible they tried to lock them out and in doing so they No, because then r2d2 and 3pio come I gotta watch that bit again Because then it's open and they go through an r2d2 fucking pushes c3pio into the assembly line factory And we know falls down it is only saved because a random passing robot happens to be there for him to land on And we know r2d2 cares about 3pio Because he takes the time to repair him in the middle of a war zone And he saved his memory files Fuck that movie I have no clue why r2d2 basically tried to murder his friend murder c3pio here I think there is the art the art the uh, I don't know if it was to murder c3pio He was just trying to get through I love the way to discuss that Was r2d2 trying to murder c3pio And when r2d2 gets going he's immediate. Sorry. Did I cut out there? When r2d2 gets going, um All right, all right, two things this doesn't solve the issue. I'm saying that that push for c3pio happening was a callback to attend the Jedi in case you probably knew that already um, that's one I didn't think about that I mean, I I I enjoy a callback as much as anyone else, but I want a justification narratively before pointing things like that out Yeah What do you say? Uh, so so the idea that something's a callback I consider a really cool meta connection But I wouldn't use it as an argument for why it's happening in the narrative. I'm not I'm not I'm just saying I got that That's the that's one reason why that scene was like Aid The second reason I believe he did r2d2. Well, sorry. That's the reason why the scene was made the reason I think r2d2 pushed him out the Narratively pushed him out is just to get him out of the way because he had to get going to save Padme Because he immediately tracks it like flies off through and tracks it down Which then we got the discussion about the jetpacks, don't we? I'm okay with the jetpack, I think Have we have we got a time where he could have used it in the ot and should have that that's my that's my argument I think we discussed this lost. Did we discuss it? Did I remember someone saying you should have used it in the swamp? I don't know that it's possible to use a lot of boosters in a swamp though When you're in a swamp, if you know what I mean, I don't know Someone could argue that the water swamp goop could get in it and fuck it up. Oh Oh, wait, you mean like in just you're in a swamp like well in empire when he's in the swamp Like if someone said he could have used it to the same self there and I'd be like I mean if swamp swamp glumps are in your in your mechanics I could I could see the argument that it fucks up your ability to use boosters. I don't know I feel like walking would get you more glumped um I'm just suggesting that we can you can infer that the boosters weren't going to function while he was in a swamp We have no reason to assume otherwise I think we can infer they made that shit up. Oh, absolutely I think they absolutely made up that he can use boosters. The problem is is it a problem? And the only way we can prove its problem is if he could have flown when In any of the parts of the ot when he should have The only like that's that's usually my argument for this When I try to fly rtd2's jetpacks Uh, it is like yeah, did he have a moment where he could have used the ot? I don't think sorry. He had the option to use it on the barge when he pushed C3prio into the sand but um God return. I'm not sure like one of the reasons I would return the Jedi is like how much of the plan did r2d2 We know like do you know who's gonna get picked up? So he's like yeah, just evacuate the barge and uh Wait to get okay. I'm not collected chat. We need to have better standards than that Several people have said we can just assume they've broken and expired. It's like come on We can do better I mean the lightsaber is still where it's yeah, I don't I don't know if I believe that um Like they even c3pio and r2d2 even get to the door the door opens they get to it There's enough room above c3pio to where r2d2 could just fly over him uh But oh this is I have another note for this uh moment The in fact this is a moments before c3pio says machines making machines how perverse uh Yeah So c3pio thinks it's perverse perverse for machines to create machines when you think that would be status quo Yeah, that seems to I imagine that'd be the norm Making robots by hand seems to be the worst way to do it And as much as he was maybe that's the point is that he knows no other System because he was made by hand but then again Surely he was made he was given a ui that is aware of the world, you know Yeah, because Because is the idea here that here that he was made by hand. So it's perverse for a machines to be made in an assembly line I guess um, I Oh Actually, I'll concede to that. I uh, I I it's weird that existed. I It's a sex joke It's a sex joke okay Robots there was much fun to make because they are to eat Uh, so we've got uh, I guess it's good thing r2d2 was there to save Padme from the molten metal Maybe that's in conjunction with why he I mean just yeeted c3pio off that balcony. Yeah, uh Obviously he would be there because she brought him she's he's her droid And then he once he finds out the Padme is in some form of danger He just wants to get to her immediately and he does any he saves her like that's mostly follows Uh, it's just you could argue it's lucky that he got to her a second before she was about to die, I guess yeah, and Then we have the it's weird that there's a machine that sort of specifically was designed to trap Anakin's hand Are encased around the piece of metal and then riveted into place leaving his arm unscathed I don't know about that. So I the only well the defense side have for that one is that uh Think of like a micro chip and it's got like a thing on it and then this this is a machine. So, um, what are they called? Theo, do you know what they call the plastic the machines that plastic something forming? Uh, it's when you melt plastic and um, well you you heat plastic to a point where it's malleable And then it gets spread across a thing stretching over something Yeah, and and it gets air sucked and it's like the idea is to just make a packaging that that matches whatever you're landing it on And I think that's what that machine's supposed to be doing and Anakin's arm being there means the machine is like right I'm building around this uh, this arm as well as whatever else is there A vacuum form. Yeah, like like I can believe that's what's happening there. I guess it's just weird that it's still It chops his lightsaber out though Yeah, because it chops it because it because if it's forming around it then it chops it But just enough to chop the lightsaber and not as yeah, it doesn't fatally chop his fucking armor for anything So that's not like I I get the Formation of it. I guess but then the slice that happens after yeah I I don't think it should have like it doesn't really make sense I can't really make that argument and then I can't account for the lightsaber getting chopped really Yeah It was done so that his lightsaber was damaged and unusable so he could be captured right there are better ways to have done that Um, how it happened was so Yeah, well all you need to do is have droidekas turn up with jango with shields on and it's like don't move Jedi and it's like Yeah, this is a threat you're gonna lose And they do uh jango arrives a terribly or horrifically bad jango arrives And draw it with droidekas and they capture him and this goes into the CGI thing of Why did they not just use jango in the suit? Why did they CGI that especially because I think well that was asked last time Anomaly was here right and you said that it was a reshoot and that's why they did it that way because he wasn't available I mean like yeah, yeah, well, I mean I said like yeah, this sequence was very unplanned and uh big It's also because of how they I like it's also because like jango's Uh, yeah on his jetpack I have CGI I mean, I just don't they don't need it The jetpack's effects, but even in the second cut all he's doing is standing there pointing a blaster in the center of the frame Even if you don't have the actor if you have the armor, that's all you need True But that's uh, just some assembly line thoughts Pumped out. Well, I was gonna say the amount of time we just spent on that is about the length of his review. So Also with regards, did you guys say this I'm sorry my my Like what anything gets his arm trapped in isn't that like the arm built for the super battle droids Uh, well if you look at if you pause it his arm is actually occupying a space to the right of the actual mold Like his arm is is you can see this bump where his arm is as if the metal is forming around him Which again, I can deal with that under the idea that it was never going to affect anything that's on the plate itself It was only going to build around it, but that doesn't account for how they chop off the lightsaber It makes me I don't know why it would mold around his arm instead of just melting it essentially But the thing is on but but the thing the the mold it's supposed to go around It's still on the plate when his arm is on it Yeah, so This is kind of hard to explain But like we just think of like a blank Tile and then you put a banana on it and it's gonna something's gonna form around it And it'll make a banana shape as it comes down right if I put my hand there and the banana It'll still have that banana shape. It'll also now have a hand shape there for my hand And I think that's what's what's supposed to happen is just a banana But when he puts his arm on there, it folds around that as well Oh, yeah The issue is that it does chop his lightsaber in half and I I don't see why it wouldn't have avoided that Yeah Okay So when it lifts up you have that piece and now his arm is Trapped inside of that piece It's not in the piece itself. I'll try and I'll try and pull it up. Um, yeah There's there's shots where you can see that it's like it's made of space for his arm Um, oh, so I don't want to play too much Bear with us chat. We're doing some fact checking So And this is kind of like a close-up of it Yeah, so okay with with the screenshot you've just gotten right so you can you see how normally it would just be that Like big chunky thing and there's like that weird. That's where his arm is it looks like it's not supposed to be there It's just a really it's really weird that it would do that Um, well as you can see from this sheeting it looks like it's made to just form around whatever's on this platform or this tile Which to me is consistent Uh Like that's what it's doing this whole the one thing I might caution is that surely this shit is hot And so his arm should be in pain Um, and I suppose you can then actually account for the chopping being that this is phase You know, let's just call it five out of ten where they wrap a tile a sheet around a pre-made thing And then the next process is to slice this metal off And they catch his lightsaber in one of the many slices that which freezes arm, but also destroys his lightsaber We good Yeah, I get it. It's It happens quickly as well. And I think most audiences members are supposed to just be like, okay, whatever that was that's what happened Yeah So, um, chris take it away. Right? Is that where we're at? Oh, what are we talking about next chris? Tell us Confesses her love to anakin by saying I truly deeply Love you because that's what people say I'm not against that line. I just want more reasoning for her to deliver that line. I I didn't I didn't really I'm fine with that I just I just wanted more reason to believe she would say that I'm okay with the line itself people people do say stuff like that It's fine That line could be a great moment coming from a dark place Anti-confessions can be cringe sometimes, but I didn't think it was cringe. I found it very wholesome and like I think it Given the circumstances like it was appropriate. She was just like Finally letting herself like feel her emotions and like just Embrace it, you know logic be damned It's like she's used the one putting pump in the brakes and you'll notice as well after they pump the brakes in Naboo Anakin doesn't approach her again romantically. He completely like Can you guys hear me? Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Okay. Cool. Yeah, anakin like agrees with those. Okay. Yeah, you're right We can't do this. It'll destroy us. Um Until I like about the romance is like for the first half you're seeing anakin follow Padmint and Naboo and he's seeing her in her elements like her where she grew up her culture Blah blah blah and then for the second half Yeah, she's seeing him in his element where he grew up. Yeah, he is uh A dynamic with his step family the conflict with his mother Um, they get to know each other very well because they come from two different worlds and each gets to see the other in their world In the in the world they came from um and I think like again they um I think it wants more discussion But I'm trying to say is like I think it feeds quite nicely into that That moment when they're about to be executed and she just she comes out and she's the one to tell him because he had already decided Back at the fireplace to like, you know, it's regrettable. But yeah, I can't you know, we can't do this and she was the rational one who You know Put a put a foot down so yeah, we can't you know She made the choice and he agreed with it and now she's the one who's coming out to him But pouring her heart out essentially when in that scene it was the other way around Um, I like the idea that as you said that they saw each other in their own homesteads And maybe even maybe the scenes with Padme's family would have worked. I don't know. I'd have to see them Or rejigging or whatever. I just um, I don't know without without going into too much depth I just I don't know that they took advantage of all of that. I like it on paper. I don't know that they Really worked as well with it as they could have and just when she delivers the light of like I truly deeply love you. I'm just sitting there like wow All right, why What do you see in this person? According to Natalie poorman a part of it is like seeing that he's like And not just seeing that there he's like that's Uh Wholesome kid from back in the day like all grown up and handsome stuff, but she also sees him as like Uh Something damaged that she can like fix You know like the the fixable damaged intrigue allure of Anakin is part of what uh tricks, but yeah, I don't know if she can really count that that's an outside Yeah, she would know She doesn't even try to fix him Uh, well, all right Sorry, so I missed that completely. I just couldn't cut it out I'll just say she didn't even try to fix him I don't see that in the films Yeah, I don't see it either Yeah, no like the idea like a scene where she's trying to Therapize him about killing the the sand people for example, like we don't really Look at this. She's like the best we get is to be able to be human Like seriously and she does and she does love to go with him to Tadda Wham and she could That's her protection. She knows she can't not go with him. They can't be separate. They have to be together She could have opted she could have opted to stay uh, he is breaking the rules. He's leaving her she opts to go with him Because But that's but that doesn't really solve the question. That's that's kind of we could just frame the argument as why would she go with him Like what is there about him that she likes to go with? I don't know what I mean Like um, I'm just uh, well, I'm like I'm saying like that's playing to what Natalie said about the character that like, you know Humanitarian her wants to help him That's what she said I can take what she said seriously with respect to What we actually see in the films But if it doesn't if I don't think the boot fits then I can't really I can't really agree with our interpretation of it then I can't turn it off. Yeah, I get what she says if we're looking at this from a purely Like conceptually when you look at the film like the idea the broad idea But in execution, there's just none of that comes through in any thing approaching a convincing way Again, that's more of a discussion, but yeah, let's let's let's let's cap it up there. I get you I get your perspective Alrighty All right, Chris. What's next? What's the people who they're in love with and of course rather than just killing them while they have them captured They set up this elaborate gladiator like battlefield and yeah, why not? Why not? Okay. Yeah, I I won't make the argument. I want to see if he does Okay, which they are forced to fight against various creatures Now some of this scene works really well. I got a lot of music at first There's some good humor there, but it's kind of stupid how the only injury in this scene Is purposely just made to Padme to reveal her belly Why is that stupid? An excellent choice excellent. Thank you George I think it's odd because she gets scratched on the back not on the yeah, like it doesn't make sense It it it claws her in the back and it peels off the entire thing which wouldn't happen. But hey, I mean You know complain it seems as though they had they had a thing they wanted to do and they by gum they did it It was glorious. What is it with being long sleeves in the desert? Also, that's good. Um, also he has gone on record in his turn of the Jedi video saying like I've layer The young boy like I loved slave layer the young boy and me really liked it and it really helped with puberty And I'm like, so why the fucking you're criticizing Padme Wait, really? Chris said that Yeah, oh less. Yeah Paraphrasing a bit puberty. Wait, can we hang on? I want to be clear. What what are you what are you saying? He said It's just uh, it's just like basically, um He returned the Jedi slave layer. He's like, you know, he didn't mind You know that she was like purposely looked to make to be attractive. Basically what Padme is that George is doing with her Which again, thank you George. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Anyway, um Yeah, but yeah, he basically he's making this it's inconsistent. I'm trying to say he's making it fine I'm all this shit to like pick about Padme Um, but in his return of the Jedi video paraphrasing Basically, like I didn't mind slave layer and uh, yeah, that that's somewhat helped with my puberty growing up Um layer was all right. Yes I'm not I don't want to pursue it further. It's just helped with puberty. I'm like, okay Strange way to phrase that That's what he said more or less Because she's supposed to be sexy in this one. So finally we get some kind of something happening A whole bunch of Jedi just decide go. I think so rise. What do you want to say? So I marked it down that I think it's really odd that they would I'm not sure how like in terms of the spectrum how serious of a criticism. This is I'm still more of a note So they decide to have two Jedi and a senator And they've they've got them captured. You could do anything with them that you want at this point You could say hey, how come y'all are sneaking around our factories killing our people doing all this stuff Um, do they use them as bargaining chips? Do they do anything with them? Do they No, what they do is they have this big Super, you know, this big public execution thing and everyone's gonna see him get killed um This is very this is basically a declaration of war by the sys at this point And I'm if they didn't decide to do this then when the clones show up They would have no right to attack the sys All right, sorry this Separate is the cis the confederate confederation Well, I just always thought that they were charged with espionage on genosis. This is a genosian Have public executions. It's simple as that and uh, it's not as simple as that because the genosians are Where the whole of the trade federation are at least a huge part of it is Dooku's there City's obviously knows about all this stuff This is a big deal and appealing to You know local custom. This is bigger than that Um, the in fairness the deal the deal to get the trade federation into the separatist army was to kill Padme as well So that's motivation for him to execute here at the very least And the other two well, so the other two that's the thing. It's dodgy as fuck surely to execute Anakin and obi one. I don't know Yeah, because that That I mean that's thing. There's three of them They I mean if Why you can't do this and then say pass it off as no we haven't seen them or oh no It was an accident or no they like this is going on the law I'm pretty sure they broke the law though as my Yeah, they sure they broke the law But having a big spectacle of an execution like this As a result of that Like that's a really big leap Was there was a trial in the deleted stances from mentioned Yeah, uh, oh Well, some people in chat have said like this this move is already really long. So why do we want that up like I don't care Yeah, I don't care everything that needs to be that to be the yeah There's probably things we can cut or move around but like I don't know a trial seems like sounds like it could be pretty good Yeah, I Yeah, it's like it's motivations for what the the The why they're doing it it would tell us why because If they outright said yeah, this is going to be our Official declaration of war by doing this which is wow. That's a strong arm move Especially if you're part of like the the federation itself and all the planets involved Is this how you want to go into it? Like are you I'm curious how many of these the the people who are part of the separatists actually won the galactic civil war And how many just want to dip out and leave? This is going to ensure a war And I think that like even this has political implications that are totally skipped over I think we could have had a scene to really smooth that out I'm not sure how I what I would put in there, but something to Help us grasp why they have decided that yes, we're gonna execute these Jedi Yeah, and if you're going to declare war in such a fashion Would you do it? Would you not want to do it with something more tactical like a surprise attack or something like that There's stuff to be explored here Seems like hard I don't know seems like a weird way to rally people to your cause if that's a concern at all as well Yeah For some people it would be like yeah, but then other people go wait you held a show execution What the fuck man, yeah Um, so um Yeah, uh You know what? Hey, we should probably contribute because there's like 500 of us. We should probably do something. I mean Finally, so Chris because you you you just aren't paying any attention The Jedi's whole time have been trying to heal the wounds of all the different planets having all different disputes right now That's where they all are Obi-Wan was doing in the very beginning of this film, by the way And that's what they were doing at the beginning of Phantom Menace That was like one of the first instances of how this was all beginning They gotta get props where props are due the prequels are arguing that the Jedi are all Big old peacekeepers trying to keep everything in check and I think it's okay And so Mace Windy was like i'm gonna take what Jedi we have Basically in Coruscant from what the sounds of things and take them to Geonosis to try and rescue Obi-Wan So yeah, that's all it's all there for you But see what I mean like doesn't this come across to you guys as a bit like Hypersurface level the Jedi are finally waving their swords around like they should be like Yeah, but there's re now they have an army now they know where to go Now there's this big gathering where they're gonna kill these three people that they can't kill Yeah, this is it. This is the breaking point. We are now at war. Well, yeah, this is this is the beginning of the war in the Geonosis Yeah, and so you wonder what if this here's the thing if they hadn't have killed these three people What if they were still being held? By this place on trial. What if they what if the trial hadn't happened yet? The Jedi arrived and the Geonosians are like no no they're criminal they came here and they broke our laws We're gonna try them in a court of law You can't just have them. They're in custody That's already more interesting but and There's implications to all this stuff and interesting things to explore here tradition of killing off fat characters in very abrupt ways when mace windu cuts off jango fat's head and he just had to Put three p.o.'s hat Wait, that's it. That's your commentary That's it. That's all we got folks. Hey, jango fat dives abruptly This is like boba fat dying abruptly Whoa, you mentioned the power his head doesn't plop out like there's a there's a point rick actually picked up on a little This cool the two cool details about the jango mace windu fight Is the first when his head is chopped off the the head comes out in the silhouette So that it isn't fucking awkward as hell when boba picks up the helmet and his head doesn't just fall out But luckily it does make sense that that happens that way And secondly being that his jetpack is damaged by the the dino And then when he tries to activate it when mace windu gets really close to him He can't it's broken and it just like sputters and then his head comes off both neat picks Um, I the only notes I have on this part is that padme escapes her cups with a lockpick But doesn't give it to the others so dick move. That's true Um, when jango is using uh the flames on mace windu. He's CGI'd I think which is odd Um, the Jedi just show up Which is kind of the point where I'm saying man for how important this planet is for you Your security is fucking shit People just fly in yeah hang around So many people can just arrive in geonosis without anyone in geonosis fucking knowledge They have to just randomly spot them or just deal with them as soon as they arrive It was a mass Jedi infiltration We're showing several donut ships outside of geonosis as well and it's like what were you guys doing? You were on break feeling um I think there's one more thing uh When the Jedi are in the arena in the pit and they're surrounded and dooku has that little ceasefire moment He says uh surrender or you're going to die in windu's like we will we refuse to be used as bargaining chips and that's that They're gonna die. None of the other Jedi are like actually I'd love to be used as a bargaining chip I'd be on hold of being a bargaining chip Yeah, this right here, especially because they know that rescue is on the way. So instead of stalling for time, right? They're just like yeah, I I'd rather die here pointlessly instead of being you know like living Kind of windu just makes that decision for everyone and everyone's just fine with that I guess so Head on a robot body throughout this scene, you know for comic relief to be completely honest My fondest memories of this scene don't even involve the movie. They involve the game star wars the clone wars Which I enjoyed playing and when young boba fet picks up jango's head I always just expected his head to just go like plop like right out from the helmet. I mean, that's where his head is right? Nope. No, you didn't pay attention And it's okay. It's okay. It's quick. I'll let I'll let him go for now Easy thing to miss. Yeah, it's okay. I can always see how he missed it, but it is Cut off his head. The head didn't roll out of the helmet. It's in the helmet Oh, it's a bit awkward when he's pushing it like yeah, chris if you're gonna push that you should probably have checked but all right Shouldn't it just kind of fall out and be like this horrific thing the kid just goes. Oh, that's my dad's head Okay, now you really need to just give up stock. You're not funny Oh, I'm gonna be evil and avenge him as I was watching slowly, but surely I began to think I was watching who framed roger rabbit You know a movie in which real people interact with cartoons because seeing mace window in this blue screen environment Just flailing his purple light saber everywhere and then talking to a floating cgi yoda and looking at creatures that don't exist I'm just like is this really just a cartoon with Why does he sucks? He just sucks. Why does he suck if you're gonna make this point? I see where you're coming from. This is not how you argue it. This is how This is how you make me argue against a point. I could see myself making He's really fucked up too because he's implying now that like who frame roger rabbit has issues there because it's like it's like Unbelievable talking to cartoons. I can't I can't handle this It's like I haven't seen that movie in so long I can't remember how good their you know their acting is essentially Real people in there every once in a while and next we get what is hands down the worst lightsaber fight in the entire saga even if there wasn't anything of real internal emotional conflict going on in the phantom menace fight It was at least really cool to look at with good choreography and darth maul This one has all these awkward shots of them just twirling lightsabers above their heads close-ups and this strange Oh, hey, he's like cosmo where he just he just says that and apparently that's criticism Like I don't know I I disagree with it as much as I did then I need someone to better crystallize what the problem is with that scene when you can You can definitely justify a lot of the actions going on in that scene instead of just being like It's like they're just doing anything. Hmm. All right. Um, just so we're clear if he's talking about the lightsaber fight Has he skipped the battle? Yes, yes. Oh, yeah, all right. All right, then nothing happened during the battle rings. Nothing He's attempted some kind of art film moment and of course the obvious count duke who stunt double now yoda shows up Fucking christifally. I'll do this. Okay Yeah, like you're kidding. All right, and honestly, I didn't even I was fooled I was fooled when I saw this. It's like You can move But I wasn't obvious to me All right, molly. Oh, it's like I'm fine with it. The fact that they had the CGI his face onto stump double. I'm fine with it Come on That's why it's the last shot at chris because I'm fine Let's talk about that. He takes his lightsaber He starts jumping around and flipping at everything in his nuts and people loved it for some reason Some people really like that scene. I don't know why it's one of the dumbest moments in the entire saga What does yoda say in the empire strikes back? He says the force is not about muscle this crude matter here No, I thought about that. Remember that it's not about your lightsabers Please go ahead and argue to me that yoda would let people die because he's just so into pacifism That's the thing. I there's a tiny little nugget of an idea here that he just can't articulate and doesn't even Couldn't explain and completely fails that The idea I think of where you actually go with this isn't it has nothing to do with yoda as a pacifist It's to do with yoda's role in the jedi order and what he should represent about it I think yeah more of a meta argument should we be seeing him doing these things? Is that something that we should be seeing and my response is no we have mace for that Yeah, I'm okay with yoda never pulling out a lightsaber in the prequels, but I'm I'm still not quite on team He should never do it Yeah, like he's the last person who would do it, but he would do it You bet your ass he would if he was to fight I would Would you exclusively have Yeah, I think it's he should It's forced usage rather than with a lightsaber It's all about who you know mastery of the force and yeah, they keep finding stuff They keep pushing they keep lightning. They it's all about that and all the while he's like trying to protect You know, that's that that's the edge That's how you can tell count duke who's got evil in him because he's trying to like finish off anakin and obi one And yoda's trying to protect him while fighting off duke. You know, you could show how powerful yoda is and how he's great But you know, that's uh I love how he people say he just pulls out a lightsaber and that's that he fucking uses the force in self-defense first Like he doesn't even he's not even the first to draw his lightsaber duke who is Well, it's it's kind of like it's it's kind of a just it's just Look you have yoda turns up to to help his jedi friends. Okay We are only gonna have a force balance like but what if he's dealing with somebody who Like how does how does yoda does he just crush them with the force? What if they you know, like to me I'm just like what if someone pulls a lightsaber on him? Is he just gonna Use force force force field with the lightsaber. Can't piece it. I don't know. This is the thing. It's complicated. Um The idea that he's a teacher for jedi, but he doesn't use a lightsaber ever. It's like, I don't know seems weird So Someone mentioned it in the chat and I think this would might be might work out Is that yoda doesn't actually hold the lightsaber? He uses it, but he doesn't actually hold it like yoda's so good So, do you mean like he's floating it powerful kind of yeah The lightsaber is Yeah, he's like in front of him. It's in front of him He's controlling it and duke who's kind of fighting it almost to where it even surprises duke to show how powerful yoda is with the force more so than the lightsaber Um, and it would allow for Yoda to be doing force stuff with his like hands kind of while the lightsaber is I feel like choreography wise You automatically win if you're doing that because you can slide the weapon around however you want and it'll get past You know what? I mean like how lightsabers work You just tilt it upward and upward around like this I don't see how you can't be defeated by somebody who can levitate it and move it around Yeah, I don't I'm trying to make it work. Um I don't know fuck it. Maybe I'm worried that it might look silly, but it's hard to yeah I think that happens in stardust. Hey chat confirm for me With your memory because I know some of you have seen that movie Does it does a guy battle a sword that's floating in midair in that movie? I think that happens All of this would be solved if we went with our Desire to have a scene Where this scene instead of them like fighting in this way They're they they have a conversation because dooku was yoda's padawan They have a lot of history together So having some kind of closure having dooku explain this to yoda maybe talk about the sith maybe talk about the reason why the The separatists want to leave Having some kind of a acknowledgement that any you know, we're we're done We're finished. We knew each other and that's just that's nothing anymore. We're enemies now It didn't have to be this way, but I see no other way um Or yoda chastising dooku for having gone down the wrong path Something because they have years and years and years of history. That's just not ever touched He fights a dead body holding a sword. Okay Ah, that'd be cool yoda force controls a body that's fighting for him like a oh god, that sounds evil Yeah, there's no optics wise like even even obi. What is like, dude He's like it's it's not immoral per se, but it's like really weird anyway I'm about flailing around. It's not about doing fucking barrel rolls in the air barrel roll I mean it makes technical sense why he might be doing this because he's so tiny and light and he's No, it's not about crude matter. Okay. No Please stop this edit it hurts Get through anything you're becoming a better pilot so Hank and the Padme get married the end. That's it. Oh Yes, no, but the city is meet up and no, no, it's dead It's done rags. It's done army begun the clan wars to have no and This is a weirdly structured review honestly this Honest attack of the clones is actually my least favorite film in the entire saga Yes, I have as much jar jar and yes, Jake Lloyd isn't in it But it's replaced with another person who's horrible as Anakin as well And at least phantom menace didn't have any of that awkward cringe worthy romantic dialogue And it at least had Darth Maul as well This doesn't even have Darth Maul the lightsaber fight doesn't even work nothing He says this as if just Darth Maul standing in one of the scenes would have just made the film better Yeah Yeah, he's not even accounting for dex man dex fucking gave this film It pushes it to at least a 10 out of 10 at least elevated it. Yeah About attack of the clones works that being said you can still watch it as a star wars movie What does that even mean? Is that you giving us permission? I don't know. How do I watch it? Is that anything else? Yeah, how do I watch it's not a star? Can I watch it as a lord of the rings movie? That's all So you can still love it you can give it a pass that's sort of mentality. Sorry to you. I don't know Couldn't you say that about the sequels though? Like what stops people from saying that? It's just Thanks, I guess. Yeah, I agree. Oh, he still maintains this by the way. He says He maintains what sorry Uh, he's rise of scarlet reviews like yeah, it was disappointing, but you know, I still rather watch any of the Well, yeah, I I didn't dislike watch. I don't think this movie's good. I still I didn't dislike watching it I was paying attention. I was looking for the little things here and there. I was looking for clues taking notes There's stuff here. Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely It doesn't same grade that I gave phantom menace even though I on the things I love I Like it less star wars episode two attack of the clones gets a c-minus Also, I want to give a after that review It's the c-minus after all the stuff that he said all the things that he did it got that's a c-minus Dude, I was never ever going to be able to predict what grade he was going to give it If it's based on like that sort of system after what he said I I could have gone anywhere from like Come out to a c-minus. It could have been an f from everything you said. I don't know How many good things did you have to say like once and then he not a lot of shows are criticism on top of it Somewhere between an f and a d-minus is what I would expect. Where does c-minus come from? Yeah, what did how have we arrived here? Oh Telekinesis sword. Oh my god Is this was this the second scooby-doo movie to ser michelle gala fight a floating sword? Is that what my memory is chat confirm? Oh my god. Is that where I'm getting this from floaty sword battle could The idea can work really well. It just depends on who's doing it and what they look like while they're doing it and like the weight of it um Baltazar guild wars two is a great example. That's he's got a great sword. He's god of war and fire He's got this big-ass sword and when he fights he doesn't hold the sword He he swings it around like it floats around him magically, but it makes these very heavy slashes and It looks really really impressive, but yeah with yoda. It's just be different It'd be tiny and quick and nimble and it wouldn't be a sign. It'd be weird I'm only mixing up your movies again. Yeah, I did apparently that was the one I was thinking of not stardust All right, both the dead knobs and broomsticks I haven't heard of that in ages. That's your fault Broomsticks that was 1971 Oh, I love when I was a kid. I loved it how the nazis would fight the armor and the Stuff and they just oh, it's so good Thank you to piot michael for helping me out with his brilliant George lucas impersonation. I was so thrilled when he said he would help with this video Here's a presentation from him. You have just experienced an impression by piot michael That's right. I did the impression of george lucas and I had fun. It was bad with chris I was okay with that fine. I guess. Yeah, it it's just that isn't okay It's too loud and close to the mic compared to the rest of it. Thank you. You got you got some work to do If you enjoyed that impression head on over to my channel poke the chef po k e d a c h e f And you'll see a whole bunch of other impressions. All right Over here. I've uh Sort of been stuck my eyes So guys, I hope you enjoyed my review of episode two. I'm gonna be back next month with my review of episode three Oh boy Oh shimmy juggles If you missed my review of phantom menace that's on my channel right now Guys, thank you so much as always for watching and if you like this you can click right here and get stuck Manized We did it Congratulations everyone That is the we've finally covered chris stuckman. It's it's been for Never done before. I'm so proud of us. It took us 10 years Not totally because we just decided to talk about everything he brought up in our own way So I'm surprised it took you this long to get to and to tell the honest Well in like I said in fairness This is the only we've never done it like this before we were like we're almost ready to talk about You know a whole movie and We're relying on the reviewer to bring up topics to discuss, but he's he's so thin on every one of them that we have to fill in the gaps There was a lot of gaps, um, but I guess you know in Saying like well, how does that how does that fair in terms of his reviews anomaly? What would you say as a fan of his work? Well, it's aged terribly for me because Hey, again, these were the these were the videos that first soured me on the prequels Uh considerably when I started paying attention to the internet Uh, I don't really see an issue with them. Prize of that. Oh it goes as far as to say honest trailers kind of Uh made me aware that most people hated them, but these were the movies I like Took his gospel and like the last Jedi like I was this stuff was my dude that I can like pre tlj Which is like the event Tlj everything stockman said I just nodded and smiled and was like, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. This is yes. This makes it. Yes um Post-tlj after watching his review and spoiler review Fucking changed everything for me as I had to reevaluate everything and yeah, these these videos aged like garbage I still like him. I still support him. I still find him entertaining um And likable, uh, but yeah, these weren't these weren't good vids and I feel ashamed forever And I'll cover them eventually on my own series. I can form that. That's just yeah Covers my Theo, what did you think of the video? Uh, so it was really bad if uh Please tell me more about your opinions. That's all I want from you. Mr video essayist This is all I want Tell me why just tell me why Rags, what did you think? That was pretty worthless Yeah, it was like a Like you bite into Well, nothing burger. I guess it's the idea, right? It's just like it's a burger, but you bite in it's just air and you're like, oh The thing is with chris is that there's no difference between professional veteran super galaxy brain film reviewer man That this is his life film reviewer chris duckman in random person That you met on the street after they'd seen attack the class. Yeah Yeah, like you're just in a restaurant And there's a guy next to you and you're both waiting for a table and you're like, what'd you think of? Attack of the clones they say you got about 20 minutes till the next table is open And this is what he tells you Just some guy and this is by the way, this is very this is four times what I Typically see from his format. This is very in-depth Yeah, I don't know. Um, also apparently he said slave layer was integral to his puberty That's weird. Yeah so I don't know. I thought it was kind of chocolatey in the actual like the context of the actual view. I I hope it's funny, sure So, yeah We're not going to be able to do a second video But there is another one for attack of the clones that we may cover in the future at some point Who knows this prequel arc? Who knows how long it'll go for ultimately? Um But for now, I think that leads us to the to the super chats. So Of course anomaly. Theo, you're welcome to stay or go. It is completely up to you. What would you like to do? Um Again, I'm on like 30 hours. No sleep. So I'm gonna grab a coffee up your right back. Why don't you sleep? You're welcome to go to sleep Because no, that's okay. I like I like I'm enjoying this Um, but like I don't sleep because I'm worried. I'm not gonna wake up to answer the call and I always You know, that's the subtitle for the 2016 ghostbusters movie, right? Answer the call. Yeah I think it was going to be called that at first Ghostbusters colon answer the call. I think that's what it was supposed to be first called And Theo you hanging around with us or are you gonna? Yeah, sure. I can hang out for some amount of time. Well, oh boy Um all right What are we doing rags? We doing we we doing today's ones first or we doing catch-up ones first Yeah, because the late one here's the thing the late ones will always be late However, the present ones will not always be You know late present No, they they could be late. We want to avoid that Very well, I shall it's not that I value them less. It's just it seems like if we can we keep these ones relevant Well, you know, they're fresh true relevant Yeah, I guess so Well, I'll get those ready Uh, well, I guess it was probably what it's saying. Was there anything else anyone wanted to say about attack of the clones? Not that you can't bring it up another time. Just yeah Yeah, so a lot of A lot we never we never talked about how the force was out of balance never talked about um This weapon is your life and a lot of the It's just going through Think about how the the the dark side clouds everything for some reason Yeah, a lot of the stuff for the setup for Jar Jar we didn't talk we didn't talk about any of that or the meetings. Um It's just so much that we didn't cover Um, what did I even have for my final notes? I guess while he's away in doing that and he's going to be back. Um Uh, let's see Anakin knows where to fire at the enemy ships for maximum damage, but the soldiers literally born for this purpose don't interesting Obi-Wan in his ship just happened to luckily spot dooku on his little bitty thing His battle's raging. Yeah, they just bump into him. Yeah, it's bumping to him that fact about Uh, the clones has always made it so strange to me that the jedi are in charge of them The act is like military commanders to the clones who were born and bred for this exact purpose You think they have stuff to teach the clones, but Who knows? Uh, I I can totally believe that some clones would be More, you know capable than others like commanders and field marshals and stuff of that nature, but um I don't know, uh Then as chat said the jedi are too good to just take the clones uncritically. I agree Uh, and some of some earlier notes of mine they just kind of roll with it. Oh, I guess we have this army now just in time Let's see Um, it was hard for dooku and yoda to move three rocks rei does it effortlessly to the point of boredom with much more Oh It's like christ is with this movie But they ruined that in later iterations Uh dooku and yoda have lots of history, but they have no conversations or closure here Uh dooku flees and nobody is alerted to chase him. A whole army is here. You have the ships to pursue him You just don't do it Even padme shows up on another ship and they just shoot blasters at it, but they let him go. They don't follow him We've got um Padme and oh, this was a big one moller Go if you're there, um padme and anakin embrace right in front of yoda after dooku flees Yeah, do we confirm if they kiss or not? I can find out that is some big tourism if they kiss it's like Oof oof eesh ah ouch. Yeah them embracing is a big deal in and of itself, but the kiss would Push open the edge. That's bone-hirty juice Scroll here. All right. We got the scene padme runs in Because of course she does they do They do you can see oh my god. Let me show you. Yeah, baby. Let me show you Oh my god They are they are smooching Also, so it's like Yeah, yoda's right there. The clones are right there like this is Are you sure rags someone in chat said they do not kiss I'm watching it. I I do not see the screenshot that go through. Oh wait. I don't see a screenshot. No Oh, because it's saying like processing or something here. Look at this one I don't know. Why is it processing? Wait, I could probably pull it up actually. Oh wait. It said it fit. There it is Oh, no They are It's moochin and they ain't trying to hide it I mean Could someone make the argument that their heads are just I mean you certainly can't get out They're just touching with their lips together yet She could be just giving them a big old hug. I don't know They are I mean if I was to be a betting Tism, I would go with that they're kissing But it's it's Tism either way because um Wait, how do I show people this? Yeah, there you go right there. Oh, wow that fits right on there you go Excuse how awkward everything on the screen looks right now. It's not up to me It was discord picked a shitty time to be like I can't upload your one kilobyte image Um either way it's such a blatant like Kiss and friendship Also, can I can I highlight by the way of this image? You see uh, they like almost kissing hugging It's okay. I don't want to go on the chat. You can see it. Uh, Obi-Wan is just hobbling away like Well, I'll be fine. Don't worry. Oh, I'm good. I love you. I can't thank god. You're okay Yeah, I'll just I'll just hobble it's in the corner guys. You can see it. I know you can don't lie to me I think you just moved out of frame. No, I'm moving it back and forth I'm showing hobbling Obi-Wan versus kissing Anakin and Yoda. Okay, my brain's pretty sure they're not kissing like Yeah, I didn't think they'd be that Oh, come on. Look at them anomaly. We I've got to draw the line with you. I've got it. I gotta do it This is they are so blatant Come on, man Come on They smooching Look at Yoda. It's funny how Yoda's just right there and Obi-Wan's like, he'll be okay Guys, don't worry. You guys have your Yoda's just like sweating like oh I'm a big old telly to check this out So says he can't see I had this train turned on that you absolutely Yeah, I definitely I've showed what we're talking about looking at the stream I've definitely showed what we were talking about. Okay, and it annoyed the tisms to get it on screen I'm gonna I'm gonna just carry out. Look, it's bad. They're embracing. Okay is enough It doesn't you don't even necessarily need the kiss for Yoda to be like, whoa The kiss which is photographed by these screenshots. I've taken is seal it Seals the deal Seals the deal that is absolutely a kiss. I can't Yota the chat says Yoda's like is that some human custom? No, you'll be like, oh human intercourse as they say as they call it. That's fucking hey, man It's a it's a reference to Oh, no, it's just what I don't get It's um, it's wisecrack. They was it wisecrack. It was the people whoever it was they described the starship troopers Um having sex with each other as human intercourse It's crack is that weird kind of philosophy person, right? It'd be that uh Padme's kissing Anakin though. Like I don't think he'd kiss It's a consensual kiss. He's got his arm around her Yeah, she's hugging him and he's just like, you know, I fucking have my own chocolate with all of his arm He is embracing her and she's got her hand up around the back of his head And his oh, he's I'm putting an in germ and we're into the chat There does that work? Let me see if that works. It should work Boom I don't now chat can see it. Not all of its glory. I mean Look, I look let's pretend we're in a universe where we all agree that that's not a kiss We still have the problem of them embracing to that degree. They're not kissing. I'm telling you now Wait Let's pretend for a second. We all agree. Okay, we're gonna pretend We're gonna pretend that we all agree on that and then I'm gonna say hey It's really bad that they're embracing like that in front of Yoda the clones and obi one because holy shit That's some close tisms right there and they're supposed to be very very secret Well, it's a great like they're not well, they haven't really done anything yet You know, they could you could just a state the general I could just like my argument This is the general could have assumed they came close For knowing each other Stop this silliness This is this is madness When did you abandon reason rags? Someone says this is all the screenshot I've ever seen I I just I just took a clip from my my file in fitness. They're very far in the background when they do this No, but if I zoom in it's blurry as shit, but I'm pretty sure Hayden's face is on the right the left side of Natalie's face That's because he's standing on the left of her Natalie ran, sorry Natalie. Yeah Padme ran to embrace Anakin. It's not something any consciously do. He's like, yeah, okay, okay just He instinctively put his arm around her and kissed her Yes, that kind of makes it worse. Like he didn't even have to think about it Like this is Padme. I don't think anyone is in the right fucking mind there They you know, they're Obi-Wan's wounded He's got his arm chopped off. You know, where the hell he is always doing He's kissing his girl He's not kissing anybody Walked up to Anakin right now and tried to smooch him Anakin wouldn't just instinctively give him a big old sloppy one Of course not. No I was just saying it's Padme like They are doing both There was like, oh, it's a it's a it's a hug. They are they are doing both. They are hugging and kissing simultaneously madness So, uh super chat Yeah, let's do it. All right We're off to a great start. Ooh mohler Well this game by the way Simpsons runs amazing. It just froze on me by the way. I'm hoping it doesn't keep doing that. That would be sad Who in your PC playing this mohler? Because of emulation He's been playing dolphin emulator for seven years now. That's great Come on You still like it's some kind of bad thing. How could you? Everyone knows gamecube is awesome. And if you think otherwise, you're probably some kind of sequel enjoyer. Nobody likes a sequel Never owned a gamecube What was that Theo? Did you just insult my god? Yes, never owned a gamecube Oh man, you missed out We all pity you now. Everybody begin the pity That's the sound of pity. Yeah, the sound of pity Uh All right So did exclusively games end up a scam? No, not as far as I know. I think it's just on hiatus for the moment. I mean, yeah, you're uh, you're like, you know You provide content to them based on Your requirement, right? So it's not even like you don't even necessarily know exactly what's going on. What a week basically Yeah, I'm not I don't know any about the business stuff. I was I was doing reviews and all that I made a gif of this to present to you guys just for clarity. I'm just saying I just got a note to Um, what's the title it um anakin and pad may kissing dot gif Play other cool gamecube games like digimon rumble arena two. I have no idea what that is I'm afraid I didn't play all of the cool gamecube games just most of them um Do do could I get a hello? Hello Hello Well, the other two did not provide a hello. I don't want to make of this Uh-oh And when provided even more time to say hello, they failed to do so Someone said rags just did it. Yeah, I have a I have something called Uh, what's it called? It's called The gif maker It's a gif. It's a gif maker program. It is gif cam. I use gif cam. It's actually in my task bar It lets you make gifts really quickly It's quite good. You can preview them edit them on the spot. You can choose frame right um Yeah, uh, it's quite good, but you can pretty much make these on the fly Here we go again lads clinch your cheeks. Is that in reference to just prequel discussions? Is that what that means? I guess yes praise the prequels high anomaly and high rags Someone's like why didn't you gif it originally because it's I in an instant I can hit press a print screen take a screenshot and submit it I have to a gif takes a little bit longer Like I got to go to the clip and I got to crop it and then I got to Let it play out and then I got to make sure it's okay and gif takes longer to make than a image with uh light shot Can link it in the chat the chat I did I did link it I've hosted it four times Of course, this is how the attack of the clothes ended the discussion Did they kiss or whether did they kiss is like we can discuss this While we look at footage of them kissing looks like the game freezes every time I go to this area This is the third time it's frozen year. So I'm just never gonna go there ever again How about that game the poor side of town? I guess so it doesn't like the poor side of town um Also, yeah anomaly rags supposed to say hi. What are you doing? Hello? Hi All right Hey anomaly, hope you guys have a great stream question. What do y'all think of the rush hour movies? I Only saw first and it was ages ago. So like I just can't remember enough of them I've seen all three and I liked all three, but I haven't seen them in so long that I can't really say much else Hey, I liked the second one Much that I memorized the script verbatim And it's the car and look to like our holiday destination Maybe he's fucking amazing So somebody asked why didn't I just put the whole movie into chat? I I don't think I can do that However, I can do you one better if you will Give me just a second. I will actually be able to If you go to One moment Carry on while I'm doing that very well, uh Horizon zero dawn is coming to pc. Also. Hi, Theo Hello Yeah, that was very true when discord is a better stream announcer than youtube I feel like it always will be honestly Anybody who looks out for when the stream starts on discord will likely be told before youtube tells them It's so simple discord's like oh everyone has been pung uh boink And there's a big red number that pops up and youtube's just like confused it can't do this simple task Discord is like oh you you wish to be pinged about this. You're like, yes, I do and it's like I will ping you about it then You're like, thank you While youtube is like you wish to be pinged Not only will we ping you we will ping you Recording precisely to how you wish to be pinged based on the settings that you have provided to us It's weird how that's a better system and it's so weird That's not weird. Maybe that's just how it should be Oh my god There's a huge godzilla fan. Thank you for unknowingly dropping that efab movies on my birthday I love king of the monsters, but I also love laughing at it best massifs Oh, yeah, let's get out of two to half. Yeah, I mean we we had fun laughing at it It was funny watching that video because it was recorded like fucking yonkel donkels a year ago We had mentioned that we did one for king of the monsters like I want to say probably more than a year ago Or some shit. I don't really know It's been a long time Someone posted a unicorn as I said unicorns seem to be some level of popular with the with the posting of um little emoji things Can't go wrong with the yona cron Okay, I feel like with the electric that goes into me from these these wasps that I should probably be dead Simpsons is very realistic, right guys. Yes. I think so. Yeah, that's what I thought Chase me boy. Um odd super chat here, but what burger would you sex? Burger Hmm Double some of the two patties for obvious reasons Um Cheese on top would keep it I don't know I don't I don't know what condiment would provide the best lubricant um I imagine it would be Also, my ketchup should work. I guess I guess it gets just a normal typical. It's just a plain hamburger. I don't know. I wouldn't be looking at it while I'm you know So you don't care how it looks you just need it to be functional I need it to be functional. That's the double patties one on top one below Also, even though it was requested that I put just put the whole movie in chat I can't however if you go to a discord far far away if you go to the efap podcast talk I've just um I've just uploaded the Uh shrek movie in full with audio so you can Enjoy that at your leisure um If you'd like to I can't do that for you Well guys, yeah, if you want to watch the shrek movie and efap podcast chat talk in discord Now you can yeah, if you want to watch shrek is the future full the whole movie. Um, then you can do that in the efap podcast talk So there you go. That's how we know we're living in a utopia. Just fyi You really think you could access shrek whenever you want wherever you want if we went in the greatest of times That's what I thought it'll be on There you go Anyone's to enjoy shrek there in there fucking is 14 shrek compressed down to 49.65 megabytes They've expanded it to 100 now by the way. So you could increase the quality You could double the red double the video quality on shrek and discord Well, that's when Is that legal? I don't know if newt gunray would be okay with it, but uh, discord don't seem to stop you Which is really interesting actually You think they might have detecti bought things for that? I don't know You just uploaded an entire movie you piece of shit What yeah, like what is it good? I I What give no, it's not a gift. It's the whole fucking movie. That's no I was making a joke fucking idiot No, no, it's the no shrek is no joke Shrek is love shrek is life shrek is all of the jokes Every one of them condensed into one big joke Uh, hello gnomes. Hello all especially rags kick j hello Immutally in it funny how no one pronounces the p in simp especially when simping for demons That's some good references in there. Um Yeah, I guess they would argue. It's like simming not simping might be like nobody says simming Oh those years in the classroom frustrating to say the least Where's the will this efap retcon the non-canon efap 84 it is not non-canon I'm sorry. You can't decanonize an episode. It just doesn't happen We got we got producers who are gonna get very angry at us if we try to decanonize an episode can't do it Um, they know how to go up in attack of the clones by china Yeah, well, this is why it can't really go below rides skywalker. Can it it's just not possible So my goodness. I've got so much money 3 000 coins It would have been better if they just didn't explain Why the ships couldn't go up instead of just saying we just don't know which way is up The defense that was being trotted out sometimes was it was just meant, you know, like colloquially as in they're confused And it's like I don't think you I think you've been out like that's an attempt at a big brain Like you you thought you took what they said literally and it's like no If they don't know how to get out of the atmosphere that means they don't know how to get up You just keep going up the fact that he said they don't know which way is up out there Isn't even relevant necessarily to how you derive the point You don't know how to get out of atmosphere with a spaceship. That means you don't know how to go up So it's fucking stupid, but I'm glad that you know They really wanted to test the limits of the audience's brain. They were like, let's see See if this works I feel tested. Did anyone notice that we established the villains don't know about basic directions? You're like, um I think a couple people picked it up credible Um A normally ink on another e-fap a surprise to be sure but a welcome one. I know that reference So it's captain Kenobi from the the the royal guard of geonosis It's a very good character People stop trying to make excuses for the first order not knowing which way is up it's getting very silly I shouldn't have to explain why Would the e-fap be so considerate as to put on the live space x launch in an hour so we don't miss it Plus it would be cool for an e-fap live reaction Is is that a thing I think that's been gone What did they do? Did they launch a hamster into space? Oh my goodness. You never know Oh, you actually tell us what's happening, but they launched some people into space with space x But I don't know what space x is Sounds like space sex to me and that is inappropriate. Yeah Um, but yeah, I hope that worked out and was entertaining Star Wars is a series detailing the proxy wars between two large ship building groups I think that's a reference Maybe um Watch my hands. I'll be right back. Wait, but this one says greeting raggletisms. Oh, hello. Hi. Hello I just want to Pull out a pull out a new I pulled out a new mouse. I got a new mouse. I don't want to keep it Nice and everything so Give me my hands for washi. It's because he made the gif his hands are all gross now That's how that works. Um Hello there longoid. Hello and a big hello to today's guests. Hope you have a great weekend Howdy Mola, where's the link for your fans only account so I can appreciate your rocking titties. Um Look with my fans only account. I'm only breaking that out of a million subs. Okay. That's the big like The big actually way I can't make several promises for that. I already said to Jeremy that I'd make a high school musical praise which I've still got time to not do it, you know, like I'm still safe for now You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna make him track down that statement As like he has to go find when I said that on a live stream. Otherwise, I won't do it I don't even know when I said that Uh, the clone troopers deserve more respect and recognition They're the best troops in star wars and they actually have individual traits and personalities Yeah, I think that the clones are the most effective So I would probably pause it that the plot required them to be the most effective out of the three factions um Though the first order ones didn't have to be so shit Yeah Because like they fucking they fuck some shit up in order 66, you know what i'm saying like this is good You did good clones, but uh Oh You know, it's like stormtroopers like the the middle clones the best and then first order troopers. You're just like, yeah You're better off just not hiring them Uh rags. What is it about epic games that you don't like? The store how bare bones it is how I hate the fact that we're being having this stuff split between platforms and having the exclusive exclusivity element to it that we didn't have before The fact that I don't want to split up my games between libraries I don't want to lose all the incredibly useful services that epic game. They're sorry that that steam provides for me in my games By going to a relatively Unsecure place like them. I don't like it. I think it sets a really bad Precedent and finally rags likes shopping carts. All right There he said it. Yeah boy I do Do you like shopping carts? They're so fucking useful I'm glad that we've uh We've managed to answer that so effectively shopping carts are underrated. I'm gonna say there you go Um Is there a discord around the rating of shopping carts? It has to be if not, I'll set it up tomorrow. Okay Enough of this injustice where shopping carts are not properly rated and reviewed It disgusts me Rags you better continue your vtm game and eat kibbs for the xp. He was being a massive Somebody was being a massive and you didn't consume them I am huddle hedged Uh gnomes mutilate them. Oh my goodness Them Um Rags you better no way rags swear to me that everything you said about the fireflies is true The fireflies the only thing I know about the fireflies is aren't they the faction in uh last of us I legitimately do not know what they are referring to well then Uh movie bob must hate walley because that troglodyte stole his future of living in space riding on a hover chair being fed fast food every day I would walley have stolen that walley's you know, he's oh, I guess if movie bob was theoretically on the axiom. Yeah, that's true He would hate him Oi molly glad to see you agree online that tony stark's relationship with harley was leagues beyond the dull platitudes He had with peter ho rags ho That is the opposite of how I feel and I shall I shall express that as I just did Um attack of the clones is the worst until tlj tlj also made tfa worse and then atoc retroactively Wait attack of the clones is made worse by tfa And tlj i'm confused Wait, it's made worse. So they said Attack of the clones was the worst and then tlj made tfa and attack of the clones worse respectively by existing like it made them worse as films Only in the sense that we have to ask questions like um Why didn't why didn't anakin just heal shmi and stuff like that? Um Which isn't really there those films problems Yeah, that was yeah, that wasn't the problem of uh Uh The attack of the clones. Yeah Another unicorn emoji Nice to see norms back on efab again. I'm ready for some more prequel discussion also high rags Hello Yeah, I think we've got a decent chunk out today about attack the clones We've got revenge of the sith left for sure though. I know people are gonna want that We shall get there. I'm sure of it Um jar jar was banished because he bonked boinked boss nas's daughter like a chad That boy well mad lad I could I could totally say it uh Boom to gassa den crash the boss. Hey, bibla den banished jar jar's explanation of his banishment Yeah, it's It's hard to really decipher exactly what he means by all of that boom to gassa Den crash the boss Hey, bibla den banished This is very it's a unique and wonderful language. I think any of us would disagree Um, I can't get enough of your content. Am I obsessed anyway guys? Love you baller also high rags Hello hashtag no homo hashtag. Yes homo Have space left so quick think about and then it cuts out Yeah, I'm glad you're enjoying enjoying the content. Hope you had fun today with the This whole this is all these tisms. Um Attack of the clones is no longer the worst star wars movie, but it's fun shite Now do yourselves a favor and look up jar jar on rule 34. You numpties. There's a great one of him licking darth mull's ass Of course the relationship goes way back. Yeah, I was gonna say this I've always felt those two have now literally They've always seemed so interested in each other Is there a seed with jar jar witnesses doth mull? Is that what happened? They meet I'm trying to think of You probably didn't see him when he turned up on tatooine and then In the throne room jar jar isn't there. So yeah, I guess he'd never see his doth mull really or at least we never see him seeing him Yeah, he might see him out like the window Of the royal ship when mall first attacks, but No, so I gotta ask I have to run over children to get them into my school bus in this game I feel like this is sending a message of some kind I don't think this is how it works. Also the police are about to get on my ass So maybe it is sending a message Because like the game is sitting like good. You'll feel you're picking up these children. I'm like, am I Am I picking them up? I feel like that's something that an insane bus driver would say As he's being interviewed after running over 30 children All I was doing was I was picking them up just like I always do. I do nothing. You can't prove anything Yeah Sir, we have video footage Um, oh that's doctor King kick theo bring glib back on so the stream can become more like Minneapolis. Oh I understand the reference Oh No, theo is super chill. So no no rioting to take place Not theo um South pole is the gay Damn Such an indictment. Yes south pole Name the lie Anomaly, let me add them. I'll teach these poses. Oh, jeez Uh, is that charlie? That is charlie. Yes Charlie spare Early congrats on 300k mohler. Why thank you. Uh, I don't think I'm at 300k yet. But yes, uh on the way As as his life itself Um rags, you're a silly foul dog. Oh like that in real life or you're more shy also welcome back from Uganda Oh, he's good to be back Um No, I'm I'm I'm not shy in real life. No, I'm not a shy guy. Never really have been Shy guy. Nevermind copyright mario. How could you say that? I'm a shy person Uh in no scenario. I am rather I'm kind of very outgoing. I don't mind the limelight Kill it with fire. Oh god, what do you think that's referring to? Maybe chris But I mean, he's not like, you know kill it with fire material, right? No He's more like make it soggy with water Uh-huh Maybe spray him so he goes away Uh, JJ and ryan are purists our ot purists imagine if they were prequel fans But had the same writing skills interesting to think about we could have gotten that doth jar jar plot I would have taken that over what we got any day I would have had jar jar being behind it all from the beginning and the palp team was his puppet because that would have been hilarious Um at last we're ripping into southpaw. That's son of a bitch. Just kidding. Still love you southpaw Such anger in the super chat Abort I love southpaw, but his videos are so cringe. Oh What's with all the southpaw superchats? Let's go it on Um, I wonder why mic cuckles ski Independence Day is a ripoff Star Wars and it's dumb also cuckles ski Tfa I loved it and was everything I hoped it to be Oh Mike as in from red light media I follow. I'm I'm a bit slow on that one apparently For a second there. I was like, is that like a really weird actual name? Which awkward to say the least uh So I'm ruining my car like rags ruined grandma It's it's smoking All right, you all know that reference, right? Yeah, the max no Well, at least rags does at least rags is cultured Rags, how does it feel to be the only culture? Oh like normal Hmm If you stream the last of us, please don't delete the stream recordings. They should be a part of history as well as your reaction Oh, they're all I don't delete stream recordings. You can find them all in, uh, what hose junkyard They were in the discord I shall probably put them all there as I play through it's going to be a fun on the bun one Are you planning on playing on release? Uh, it's Maybe I don't think I'm going to be able to do it in time. I want to finish tfa part three and then Uh, play the first one then the second one. So Culture However, that works like if if it's a week before it comes out It'll all work out if it's weeks after then. Well, I guess that's how that works Um Also, I kind of forgot to acknowledge the whole so so mike said that um independence day is a ripoff of Ripoff star wasn't it's dumb But tfa he loves and was everything he hoped it to be I think he's soured on tfa at this point Um, but he did love it when it came out I don't I don't know what what is red light of media's opinion on tfa these days. I don't think they really talk about it I can't even think of passing comments. I know that they have a disdain for tlj Whenever they casually mention it. It's usually in a bad way Mr. Cucklut baby day out is stupid and it's unrealistic keep in mind It's for children also mr. Cucklut indy 4 is bad. It's trying to be realistic Oh, I think that's supposed to be plinket right Wait, has he done a review on baby's day out? Yeah Did you say it's unrealistic? I don't know All right, I I don't know I don't even is baby's day out like animated or is it like a realtism? I think it's a real life thing It's real life tism Uh live efab while being an essential service nice keep up the good work high rags rubs his belly Mmm The world is crazy cities are burning, but I got efab so it's all cool stay massive my ewoks may the dawn bless us and Uh all and guide us in the future Go and bless us and raise the dawn Fucking hell dude. This this is an angry clown Car driver. There is a little clown boy in there and he's raging about being little Oh my god It's yeah, I'm not being little I kind of wish all of the AI acted this way throughout the game just to make it that much more difficult Some like anywhere all of the AI everywhere. Yeah, there's just fucking angry drivers They'll just crash through any and everyone. They just had enough with life Y'all better get out of the goddamn way He's got places to be that's a fucking joke from simpsons anyone who's There's like a car that speeds past chief wigger, but he says anyone go in that fast Has no time for a ticket or something like that Just like what the fuck oh shit. Yeah Oh Leia's spacewalk is like if obu one kicked anakin into the lava on mustafar and then anakin just swam to shore while getting only a few minor burns um I mean At least with the lao one you could probably argue if she was just out there for a few 10 seconds, maybe we could have believed me, but you know Dipping yourself in lava at all. You're pretty much just fucked So I'm tend to be good for you I got so many missions of chasing cars around. I feel manipulated I kind of just have a chill day in springfield, huh? Um, by the way shout out to pad a may the perfect boat kake girl to be surrounded by fat hard bilbo's What? Please don't translate that for children to chat. Oh, okay. I know exactly. You don't know what that is You know what that is that bilbo's Oh, oh the fat bilbo's part. Yeah, I don't know about that Yeah, that's the that's what I meant too Oh Those don't know what you mean by fat bilbo's By the way, oh wait, uh, you have to check out the nice jedi trailer by imperator cuts It's a top-notch video. This guy has some editing skills Anyone anyone heard of imperator cuts? No, I don't afraid I have not either Hi wags Hello, what are your thoughts on I guess mass effect three citadel dlc? Mass effect three citadel, um, let me double check to see what that was Let's give me a second. I I'm gonna have to I I'm gonna have to remember this because I might have to I don't remember this one I don't remember this dlc for mass effect three. I know I played all the they have played all the dlc's for one and two Uh, in particular, I remember uh mass effect two The I forget the name of it. It's the one where low layer of the shadow broker That's some great dlc right there Lair of the shadow broker was some fine dlc Mm-hmm. I think it's because after mass effect three after I beat it The ending had me so just demoralized. I didn't ever go back I think A lot later after they quote unquote fixed it. I went back and played it some but I was just I didn't buy any dlc for that game. I was like nah this ending you haven't earned my you know Oh and overlord that was a good one project overlord was a good one as well Mm-hmm Uh get but john mccaffey on the show. He was on pka. It was wild joggers seemed to have conquered minneapolis Chat used jogging emojis to show solitude So fucking hell i'm losing this again. I really need to pay more attention to the video game We're on the hard levels now folks You have to forgive me for my terribleness John's is better than stuckman. It was kind of sad to see his will to defend the sequels die by tros Oh, we don't want stuckman because I was gonna say I think john's gave up at tlj didn't he? He definitely was Something broke inside that man. Yes I haven't actually seen stuckman's review of uh tros. I imagine that's pretty funny He must he must rip into it, right? Like I haven't seen it either I think I if I had to guess I would say that he was Certainly, uh, like he didn't know how to feel in a lot of ways. He's confused like a lot of him Like like I was even I was like, what the fuck is it? Um, also, what's your favorite metallica song if you have one? I didn't listen to much metallica. So I don't really have one Not a big metallica guy and I assume by the silence our guests are not on uh Not my kind of music Looks anime and tros. That's his music Wait, what? No. Well, yes, but also no Fuck it. I thought frank was think was gonna wait. Why am I? Blanking on his name professor frank. It is frank ringy ringy. Frank sounds all wrong to me now ringy Professor fringy You shouldn't have said that I was gonna be a meme someone's gonna someone's gonna take the time to cut out picture of fringy and put it on on the top of Professor frank and just say that's a meme. That's what we're getting now. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks a lot They're doing it right now. They're pulling a photoshop And they're like I bet they wouldn't think I'd do it this quickly and they're doing it right now At it here first folks Mola will only accept high quality high effort means as per usual only the best are shown on effort Attack of the clones was the first Star Wars movie I watched and also the first movie I fell asleep out of boredom Yeah, I'm bored. It bores some people. Yeah, that's that's a reality apparently Um, my favorite pastime is looking at dripping wet moist and generally well hydrated children is something I can make Mola save for money All right, well, he's not wrong man's got a plan he got you Here is $100 Canadian you wenches Also, hello wolf kiss my butt rags you shadow raid sell out um Kind of ways to get my lips on your butt, but I don't think that I I've never sold out to Raid shadow legends. Yeah, I'm with its reputation. I doubt you would at this point. You'd rather go with Fucking Like I'm not I'm not doing any rate any raid shadow legends ads no No, it doesn't surprise me, but hey if you did I'm sure it would be a really good ad But hey And I'm sure you tell everybody that you play it all the time you can't wait for them to join your clan every day They can play with their favorite youtuber in a raid shadow legends Which I play every single day find me there to get free six thousand gold gold Don't forget the best pot rags It's This is my favorite part Um, but cheap though can rags say punish me senpai Punish me senpai That line of it being expected to be bad is ripped from plinket directly A lot of this is ripped from plinket Oh, right the idea that like attack of the clones won't be so bad because now we expect everything to be bad. It's like All right I don't know maybe people I bet there's a lot of people who thought that phantom minis was fine A lot of people maybe even who thought phantom minis was terrible Who like that's that's a fluke. That's a fluke Incoming hot take though brilliantly made and immersively Immensely entertaining the departed really doesn't stand up to scrutiny in regards to its plot That very well be maybe the case. I've been told this a couple of times now and I haven't watched that movie in a while so Um, it might be that it falls the fuck apart But um, yeah, I only remember liking it Hi wags Hello Hi mubishly. Hello Attack of the clones is by far my most despised of the prequels It's like twilight in space yet. It's still better than the sequel trash Um I can see how you're connecting them. I can It's the romans. It's definitely the romans Not many vampires in star wars though. I will say that No, not many just the one just count dooku. I'm pretty sure he's a vampire Star Wars vampires can go in the sun. That's how that works Master Obi-Wan I come to suck your blood A vampire is controlling the Senate Which is a bit odd, but hey I gotta abuse the duff truck and knock out Boxes of lasers. This feels like a weird day Weird of s craig zahler's movies sell big 99 rules Oh, I guess no solving 99 rules is a film Uh, no, I haven't I am here. I am erect c3po inside the ship a c3po inside the ship a I don't Try to say He's saying that you are erect for c3po because I mean everybody has a preference. I'm not gonna judge Hey, I can appreciate a guy that makes me laugh And he does get his head knocked around a lot in that movie, so Why it is not coming out of this truck? Oh, there we go I feel like this is exploiting the game. Just that's how I feel. Yep. Yep. Definitely exploiting the game 100% Now I've got two minutes to go to a place to take 10 seconds Hey guys, that was some speedrun strats I would actually wager that that's the fastest this level is actually been beaten or at least By accident. I don't know if you can cause that to happen. Maybe you can Because it's funny. There's a few people in chat who probably know this game and they know that what I just did is incredibly unlikely Whoa Incredibly, it's almost like I was incredibly lucky Celestial I had truck go smash Mola you're gay Blunt me to the point You can't argue with that. I suppose Uh, thank the dawn. This isn't a tizmy debate. Oh, wow But apparently just you have one debate that doesn't go the way ever wants it to and now that's what every episode is doomed to possibly be It's understandable. Uh, thanks for having anomaly on again. Hi rags Hello No, probably more. Uh, efap on birthday. Hooray Also, hi rags Hello Rags no kill humains. Good doggo chin scratch Hmm I feel like you you'd probably kill a couple humains here and there in a in a if a scenario presented itself Uh jedi can absolutely leave the order soka leaves the order at one point in the clone wars show the jedi order Isn't a you can never leave it kind of organization. Dooku left it He's just in the film and he left. I don't see why we have to go outside of the films to reference this I don't treat it like a big deal either. Yeah I don't see The point has been made It's uh It's entirely voluntary. Most people join because it seems a huge honor with a world of star wars in the world of star wars I mean, yeah, I can see that I could see it being pretty prestigious to become a jedi The jedi What year is this Are they asking that because of how bizarre it is that we were talking about attack the clones? Is that why? Oh for fuck's sake How did I hit that and they didn't I'm cool into them Do you guys think it's bad that I am currently broadcasting the death of principal skinner? His mother is in the back seat, by the way I don't know what to think about this ethically It's important to do this the video game told me to skinner I'm gonna blow up their car with his hands are bad innocent old lady in the back of this car Games are bad. I'm kind Oh god any moment now this old lady is done for Die Yep, they just straight up exploded Wait, the okay, so skin is okay. He's just standing there, but his mother is dead That's not good I don't know where that place is me, you know just ethically. I don't know Nobody saw it. It's fine. That was a mission. I did offline. I put the cover up. No one saw it Hey, uh, Malia gave a thing Jake Lloyd was great in the sixth sense I don't think he was in the sixth sense I think that was the other dude Hailey something Osmond Colleen McColkin No, the other one the Osmond the one that ends in Osmont I believe that was the one I don't think all that good Is that a hot take? I don't know is he considered I don't even know I just I don't think it was that good Maybe it's because he was playing a robot in that one movie Oh the one called artificial intelligence Yeah He did play a robot and that you're right spoiler alert Yeah, I was gonna say it kind of ruined it He can see robots in that movie, right? Yeah He was a robot the whole time in AI. So sorry if I ruined that for you And uh, and the big reveal that a lot of the people he was meeting were dead robots. They weren't actually real people Yep So, uh, yeah Without actors there are no films. So by his own standards, he has no right to complain PS for all who can please pray for my grandpa. He needs some help Um, yeah I hope he's all right and uh Chris is crazy logic means that he can't even criticize movies anymore like the whole They made the we should appreciate the boss. What are you talking about? They do things wrong. We criticize just like we'll criticize his reviews There's a tweet that I saw you respond to a couple of Over a year ago now. He's like, uh, we make like seven minute stuff and they make like Productions that take like three years or something and How do you feel about it? I want to like Chris I mean the assumption from our end was just like, oh because he wants to get into the movie making biz at some point I say he's that's part of it He it's already happened How difficult is it for me to pull this on screen? Everything is hard now If I get rid of that and Uh That And that Oh wait, that's not. Oh, hey, happy new year everyone Yeah Oh that should do it. Yeah, there you go Professor fringing Meme meme collection will occur folks In fact, I believe meme fap is well on the way. It's probably gonna happen Pretty soon honestly Um Okay, no the story makes sense in attack of the clones. So it can't be the worst. Secondly just got a hoof test A five inch swab up the nose is very unpleasant. Gonna catch up on this e-fap while I wait for the results Oh, yeah Hope they come out negatory mr. Man Slash not Hope it hope it hope it doesn't go the bad way Stop fapping. I'm trying to catch up Hey, man weekly faps. Okay weekly faps Uh sup n words. Hello there I liked a chris stuckman video once once Once All right, but it was not this day I mean, you know, it's it's I've not seen any that I Thought were good, but I'm sure there are some out there in the wild. Yeah Here you go Um that hillhouse one though so frustrating that was frustrating Not that his attack of the clones one was any less frustrating Let's think we had people who think that it's good movie people who think it's bad movie and we both hate his review I mean, I don't know if I hate it. I just think it's really bad. Oh, I mean, it's bad. Yeah, but we like was bad because there are some reviews out there that I pretty much hate like oof So so I have stronger feelings for cosmonauts one than chris's chris's was just nothing but cosmonaut was like Making shit up and uh Oh, there's every time we pulled out the I'm not even gonna explain this like, uh You hurt my very beings But chris did that the one time It was about it was about the bobberfets acting It's like i'm not even gonna explain it like all right If there's one thing you shouldn't have to do as a reviewer it is explain anything Rags is coming on pafe tomorrow as our first guest. Oh my god. Yeah, is that a thing? Yeah, it's a thing. It is sweet. What's the subject, you know? Um, it is We talked about it Sort of like possibilities and things But let's see It's I I don't actually know But I think it was kind of by design. I think that's kind of by design though. Mm-hmm Oh balls. I think I could have made it if I hadn't gotten caught on that corner sad face Oh, I think this is like a level I got stuck on back in the day. It feels familiar Oh boy, we could be here for a while. Yeah Julio There's no like Pafe isn't like you have to do things but backwards, right? You don't have to like be a different kind of person or anything out of curiosity because pafe, you know backwards effect Pafe thank thank you for the f's in the chat for the solidarity of my failures That's Oh, yeah come on Patrick Williams. What uh, do you know a video for? I has he done something recently that's terrible Uh the one we're covering from Patrick Williams. Yeah, it is The Let me let me look at the I do not know. Oh, well Suppose we shall find out If you need another person to help debate for the prequels I'm your man most of my page is dedicated to debating why the prequels are objectively good Would love to come on later if we have the time Um, I mean, yeah, we're mostly good on the front of um prequel defenses, you know But I can see a lot of people are happy to come on for honestly both teams Because he chat is very uh passionate about the prequels both being terrible and great Um always a very interesting discussion. What about Kamino Saber dart worms with blasters Kamino Saber dart worms The death worms were actually clones of other worms holding blasters I imagine that a centipede could hold a lot of blasters You know, I like this method um, so the police just brutally Drove me off the edge of the pier and I could have drowned in my car But luckily jesus rescued me and I teleported. I don't know what to make of this Yeah, jesus is honestly a legend What a bro. Yeah, he is a legend I did like a colloquial legend dude Oh, yeah Oh more police That one was just driving into a wall. I don't know what he was doing. I think he was just like drunk My clunky what the fuck was the backstory for that? Why was he saying my clunky? Anyone know why that happened I remember seeing it and I was like why Why was this what we needed All right child be honest, I don't think I'm gonna do this in 30 seconds. I don't think it's happening I know you all believe it's absolutely something that's within my power, but I'm not seeing it look at my health I am smocking. All right. Okay. I may be alive still but it proves nothing 19 seconds to reach crusty loo studios not gonna happen unless I run over several human beings Which by the way you shouldn't do Uh, this game is condoning messages that I do not condone myself Five seconds. I don't think it's gonna happen three two One. Oh shit. I was so close. That's sad Rags, I know why your profile pic is upside down. Ooh, ooh Oh my goodness, they know the truth So do you so I'm starting to believe that I actually have to nail this like Basically never slow down and never hit anything and avoid the police if I get too manyisms like this is unironically hard Um, and if anyone says anything different, you're not a true Simpsons hit-and-run player Okay Has to be considered hard. Also, I'm doing a good job at dodging the humans right now. See that Okay, I killed that guy. That's fine though. That guy deserved it and that guy and that guy And I missed that one gotta restart gotta do perfect runs now. We got no choice Um It isn't much I know, but it's what I can share keep up the good work It's great background noise for my brass band arrangement work cheers lads Uh, fully appreciate any and all donations is very kind. So, um carry on mr Uh brass band arrangement work person And uh, have a good one. Hopefully you had fun listening to um talking about attack of the clones extensively And deciding for yourself whether or not what we brought up was a nitpick or not It that good the clones Well, I don't remember people saying we were nitpicking whenever we talked about anything from the sequels You know, I'm just saying just putting it out there some of them Yeah, some of them were some of them definitely Some of them definitely were Like some of them were very serious plot related like the discussion on palpatine's chair That one dude, I don't know how people can watch the prequels. I have to really just Seeing that chair. How are you putting your arms on that thing? Am I expected to believe the palpatine pulled all of this off while being uncomfortable? I don't think so He didn't dress like a man who wants to be uncomfortable Have you seen that interview where Ian Mcdonald says the one big problem He had with the prequels was that chair. He was like nah I wouldn't nobody would believe that I begged George. I begged him, but he said no the chair stays People see the chair is evil. So it kind of matches him like painful and I was like, yeah, okay Yeah, let's just make everything painful. That's that's how evil works. Like that's dumb You know George Lucas. He has an idea. He's gonna run with it. What can I say? I'm starting to think chairs are just a bad idea in general That's fair enough everyone should just stand like c3po should be doing Agreed Not being CGI-ed sitting The world is developed beyond the need for chairs We're taking off that sake Look at that shit, man. It's All right, it's fine. Whatever Okay, uh the droid raised those worms from little larvae those monsters slaughtered its boys Oh I was feeling sorry for the death worms I don't know. They were just doing job. What can you say, you know, they're just doing job It's not personal I like how there's just constant f's in the tracks. I keep failing F for failure F for failure So unfair I did such a good job on the other mission where I essentially exploited it to win Like that proves I'm a good player this level being hard and I can't defeat it. That means this game is unfair That's how logic works Uh They fly now no They do not Bang marry constant girl fried and make not living So you got four choices pad may layer ray and rags grandma Mm. I don't know why there wasn't a ruin option in there. I feel like they should yeah, why is there not a ruin option? um So ray pad may and layer And rags his grandma Well, let's set my set my grandma to the side for now. I want to marry laia pretty much always do with these ones She's pretty great personality wise So I want to I feel like I have to kill ray. This is the only way to kill her This is you got you got the two options are marry and then constant girl fried constant So I'm assuming they met girl fred, but if we take this very literally she gets constantly fried But I yeah, I assume that's what they mean. Um constantly girl fried You ever had fred girlfriend? Oh my god so I mean, I mean Constant girlfriend versus marriage like I feel like there's not gonna be a huge difference there fundamentally Uh Yeah, I guess ray would be good as a constant girlfriend because you could get her to do anything for you because she could do anything But then you're losing your one shot at ending her out of this universe The only way you're gonna get it done But was kill an option. I thought it was just that and constant girl fried. Yeah, there was uh, the last one was make not living Oh, yeah, let's make ray not living. She's too. She's too dangerous to be left alive Yeah, she might just steal your name and your family and your trinkets and relics. I'll be having an error Steal her life before she steals my name, which leaves you with Banging Padme. I guess so sorry about that. That's a horrible thing No, I'm fine with that. I'm being I'm being sarcasmic Are you I thought you were gay so you didn't have a good grasp of well I guess I'm gay until the super chat says I'm straight. So yeah, fine That's how the law works Plan C Zahn lightspeed rams Padme's room Oh, Sam, you mean and uh, yeah, she could have lightspeed ram put a hyperdrive on that little droid send it right through I'm sure that won't have drastic repercussions. It'll be fine. Oh, it's a one in a million It's funny that you guys are doing stuff with the prequels at the same time as linkara He recently went over the prequel comics Well good for lingara, I suppose I hope he is having the funnest Hey, Molo, what other efab movies do you plan to do also love the videos also high rags? Hello Glad you love the videos. So we got um A wrinkle in time and toy story four have been recorded and created They are on the way to your television screens Soon enough ladles and jelly spoons Uh, possibly like maybe next week would be the next one. I don't know when exactly I should release them You know, there's no guidebook for this sort of thing So police go away Uh And as for what ones in future we've got like a whole crazy list and we will get to it eventually Um, I think once we're done with batwoman That's when we're probably gonna start up more efab movie watchings Because we're gonna be going on a big old break Refab E batwoman unfortunately Um as much as we love watching our batwoman is gonna run out soon and for a while I don't know how jay longbone and uh, Ylvis babyface. I don't know how we're all gonna live through this Oh fuck sake. I can never get through there cleanly. This was better than most times. So, yeah Don't complain too much. It's fine. It's fine Um, but yes more efab movies on the way Not a hundred percent sure of which ones we're doing Cool, my car just got stuck on what looked like nothing fucking hitboxes What am I playing doxels to Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've lost again I just killed that man out of frustration. What does that say about now? Oh Wow, it just gave me the option to skip the level. Thanks game. Geez. Wow They're like you clearly can't do this If you if you want to just you know, it's fine. It's really fine Because we don't want to watch you keep doing this over and over again either. You're kind of embarrassing both of us Um, I personally I'm looking forward to the many faces of stuckman 2 after this stream Oh, I remember that video That was uh, that was good shit. That was capital opinions. I believe for me The stuckman's faces are um I'm using to say the least Um It's fucking awesome. You're all defending episode 2 so hard mind blown. By the way During the Padme attack r2 was in windows vista power save mode It explains why he didn't notice the droid. Okay I guess someone's already super chatted in that i'm asexual now. What am I supposed to do about that sexual sexual what? asexual Don't understand ranks. It's asexual Yeah, sexual what asexual My god, I'm gonna piss off the police so fast in this one Why is this missing so hard? Maybe i'm just not driving good Maybe I didn't hit millhouse enough Hello there. I've got a twitter setup for the video game at efap the game already have a second developer on the project Chat should totally flow to vote on polls and give feedback wink wink also high rags Oh, hey there Uh, yeah, I'll be interested to check that out. See how things are going efap the game. I wonder What shall be in store in such an enterprise? Um, I've also always wanted to see you do a chris stockman video also high rags again Hey, yeah, I know Think how differently this stream would have gone if we had chosen the other video seemed pretty arbitrary, didn't it? Just kind of Wait, it was chosen didn't chat choose it. Well, I mean I think most of chat said do the one that we know like the person the creator like we knew them and then I believe both anomaly and theo vote for that too So yeah, here we are Could have gone very differently or never know Also, by the way, see all these busted. This is why collecting the money means that I don't fucking lose miserably I'll get stuck having to farm Oh, jeez All right, here we go. I'm gonna concentrate this time Got it. Okay. Really good start got you're stuck on a stupid car. Come on game. Be nice to me. Yes Okay, we made it right through see that that shaves off like a second. I'm sure of it Now if we just don't do this big jump too much nice Now we go down here don't get caught on anything got to get that spanner good Run over the sea captain. Okay. No, fine All right. Now this is the best run. This is the goat run This is the golden run the one that they've only dreamed of Look at this. I haven't even hit 10 seconds yet and I'm almost to the exit Oh, shit The police are after me Okay, I could do this Okay, that was weird, but I think I make it Police leave me alone. Let me talk to crusty crusty Oh, thank goodness. Why did I call him crusty? um I don't know that's something we can discuss on stream They have rules. They have to s is as they say A youtuber called silver quill did a video about the death stick scene that could be fun to cover What did he say about them? Wow all that scene Inside chris's mind. We see a glass of milk spill Oh That's like that's like a horror thing to the efap community spilling rhino milk. Like geez What a waste Uh pad may falling out of the ship and I thought count dooku should have had a longer lightsaber duel scene Yeah, maybe I don't know if it was fine Yeah, that's all right. I wouldn't mind it more but if there's more dialogue involved that'd be preferable Yeah, have them attack each other more about their ultimate ideals and goals Do it Whoa Sorry efap missed the first two hours of the stream today. I was watching space x slash nasa launched today because I'm not a dirty kami Oh, I'll be curious to know, uh, what happened with all that Hope it went well What the fuck I hope so if you're saying terrible thing. So I hope that means it went well True Hopefully there's no disasters. That'd be nice. Um, that's pretty bad What the fuck if you can spend 10 minutes on how people poop You can take the time to read all of jar jar's lines as mooper. It'll take five minutes or less Hi rags do it I mean No, not not as mooper. I can't do it. I mean, I Which one there's several mooper voices and also no, I'm not reading all of jar jar's fucking dialogue as mooper I don't even want to read jar jar's dialogue as jar jar or as normal Do you understand jar jar is Jar jar is a tism. This is true Oh, the game just got in the way of itself. That was cool. No, I hate that one that happens Um favorite clone trooper and clone legion Uh Death clones of the death clone leads. I don't know Death clones of creek I don't really have a Favorite clone type. I don't think also. That's for clone legions. What are the clone legions? I don't know Like we talking about like the 501st and stuff. I that's the only one I know Yeah, I mean I would pick that one. I guess I don't know Death troopers are cool. I don't know if they count as clone troopers though Clone troopers, but of death. They're the ones I like. All right Hmm clone troopers and the deathly halos Clone troopers and the deathly halos This race is going to be tough Right behind me also. He's going way faster than me. This feels unfair. I'm calling. Well, that's not fair. Not in a race Well, does it have to be fair though? That is the ultimate question Hey, how did I just get money? Did he did he pop a box open for me? That's where I kind of Excuse me. Also the police aren't even that angry at me. Wow I'm doing very well That's how you know, you're winning in life if the police aren't mad at you like, okay I guess I'm doing something right Not running over people's probably giving me that bonus. Yeah, maybe maybe I would love it if the police choked me Hmm How'll fight Bluh, howl 9 000 fixed the romance by cutting 90% of the dialogue Then you just get shots of them looking at each other and you can fill in the details yourself This is embarrassing mutually. I just beat the bot levels. It's done Nailed it Oh, like I left as the homo levels Fucking on point today Um, you say that but the ot sets were tiny and heavily extended with matte paintings. So what? I'm not sure. I'm sure my friends too Say that one more time. Maybe I'll you say that but the ot sets were tiny and heavily extended with matte paintings. So what? but Okay, I don't know what this is. I don't know if this is addressing prism us Like yeah, do we think the um, yeah, I'm not exactly sure What they're yeah, I don't actually know what they're referring to here Uh, SpaceX launch went well. All right. Oh, that's good. There you go Uh, if you're talking about the CGI thing Oh Maybe yeah, the fact that we were talking about the CGI had to be used to extend rooms and stuff But I feel like especially with the budget and the technology that they had now it's just isn't quite No It's dooku with mace I think that's probably reacting to uh To make it dooku probably Some excellent fan work Top notch art and I think they'll probably adopt it for concepts of uh Mace a star wars story But he returns but he's half dooku He's have to he's more dooku than mace now Um Been a fan for a while molla levy content. Could you please tell my brother laurence that he is a sex weirdo and that our parents hate him It's laurence weirdo. Lawrence. You're a sex weirdo, dude Your parents they hate you and it's probably because of the sex weirdo stuff Don't be a sex weirdo Oh, wait iron You're an efap. We encourage you to not be a sex weirdo. That's we're totally against sex weirdos We've had several streams about this Rags you aren't wrong anakin is supposed to get more whiny anakin is the reverse luke although to anakin's defense. He did just kill dooku Wait, he's not whiny after he kills dooku no He just says referring to him getting a spot on the jedi council Oh to explain That he's because he's like i'm a good man. I defeated dooku and i'm not a jedi master boo Oh, that's how you become a jedi master you defeated dooku Mm-hmm And i was like, can i be a jedi master? I was like, well, have you defeated dooku? Could you imagine if like to mace windu? He was like, don't you think i should be a master? I killed count dooku I defeated that guy in combat and then mace windu's like, he's not that difficult to defeat He's not actually that good. He's kind of old. Honestly. I'm shocked that yoda couldn't take him on It's kind of embarrassing that Obi-Wan lost Yeah I feel like the clean the cleanest counter is just hey, you think Beating someone in combat is how you'd become a master. Oh, totally. It would be cool to maybe Have that moment get what a jedi is Is that what you think being a master of the forces and agon's like, yeah We've gone wrong with you boy I was asking why there's a ghost boat in on the road. Do you not know anything about halloween simpsons? We're in halloween spring. Everyone knows the legend of the ghost boat. Yeah, come on It's the one where everybody died and his ghosts and then the the boat became a ghost too Everyone knows it god I didn't know it. I'm offended that anybody would ever not know it And I'm glad that I'm not in a cold anybody who doesn't know it. Oh, no Very glad I don't know about the ghost boat You just said that you knew about it I Well, I do Everyone knows about the coach boat. I was testing you to see if you were paying attention No, there's not as many coins to collect in good old spooky town or it's not on this hand of it But yes, don't be a sex weirdo. Just wanted to make sure we covered that Don't be a sex weirdo If there's anything you could take away from today's efab that would be it Uh palps put anakin on the council. They deny him the rank of master to say you're only here because of an affirmative action Of course he's insulted Well You should just appreciate the fact that he was put on there. I was always saying, you know Be thankful. Don't be don't be dankful That means when you get high because you're angry It's that thing Thank god, man. I'm so mad right now. I'm gonna go and get high I'm sure somebody's gotten high because they're mad. It must have happened Jesus christ so aggressive Why are you why do you stir the restless spirits of the dead? Do you not? Well, yeah, there you go I'm gonna go loot my own house now Oh, how didn't that kill the the wasp? Come on. I totally drove over it Blasps come here. Whoa. They upgraded their weaponry. That is for sure Um I dreamed I was carpooling with mohler and he asked me to do a stream with him And I said I would if he watched hardcore henry I'm the watch backstroke of the west guy though dreams are weird No I tell you one thing though the person who's sending those super chats for us to watch that you're getting some Your money's worth out of that if other people are having dreams about it I was gonna say I feel like the infection is spreading the fire rises. Yeah, all right. That's pretty that's pretty crazy It's still big come here Stop it No, god damn it Dude that just that that shit honestly looks like it should murder me in cold blood Um There are some exceptions jedi like kiari mundi were allowed to have a wife and children because his species was near extinction And his species lacked males in that population. Seriously? They make they make exceptions for that I don't know. I feel like well, I guess we're gonna all right guys We'll make a roll if your species is dying like old ki over here. There we go. Okay, but kyan You can have sex but no loving and then christoffin's like what? That's a thing That's no way Not in my christian star wars movie No sex before love everyone in marriage All right, I have successfully looted my place plan is this place and this place I Am now a good person hmm I was a god damn senator geryl bow jargons I mean, yeah When he's dancing for those kids You can like regale them with stories about how you know the empire I'm the one that made that shit rise Yeah, boy Everyone can be like we just say We just made a big dude I thought they saw what can I vote for it? I was fucking joking Like if I feel if jar jar has if jar jar's the one with that kind of power Maybe he should have just had the whole army thing happen to himself Make jar jar supreme chancellor I just I just like the idea of an old grizzly You know Jar jar, but he like kind of talks like he always did but now But it's like really deep or something like me some made a mistake Yeah exact same speech patterns, but with like a fucking told action hero voice. Yeah I am a tiny rc car. It feels good The control on this thing is not as good as you'd think maybe it's as good as you'd think actually How can it be not as good as I think about no preconceived notion of how good it would be? I mean just by looking at it. You'd be like oof. That does not look fun to drive Pretty pretty obvious I don't think homo can fit in there iMO I don't know if you guys agree with me on that Is it just is it is it a magic rc car? Is that what you're trying to tell me? I'm gonna go on a limb and say that it does seem a little small. He'd definitely be cramped in there All right, at least we can agree on that. It's not that it's impossible for him to fit It's that he'd be cramped, but the thing is rags plot hole. He's shown to be in there, but tiny So what's this, huh? I'm gonna make excuses I read right through you buddy I'm gonna defend this awful entry into the Star Wars saga Also hi rags and long man. Hello Hi there. May the dawn bless his toxic brood It is important that we uh share our donnings as the days go by With the snider cut of Justice League being released. I want a re-release of cats where James Corden is spayed and neutered Um, you could probably start a petition for that. I suppose I'm not sure how successful it'll be but that never stopped anyone from trying Do every sensible person does to get what they want make a petition on the internet Yes, it always works. Yeah every time um Braid shaming is sexism Yeah, I think that's fair. Yeah It shouldn't be I could have braids if I braided my hair if you were to shame them you'd be a sexism. That's how it works All right, well awesome costume. Can I buy with my extensive money? Hey guys Remember buying costumes in games with in-game money. Remember that? Anyone remember that? No, I don't remember that. I don't remember that Look at this pay 400 real money for the homo hobo DLC I'll do it. I'm wearing the donut head that shit's great The donut head. Yeah, that's when homo is kissed to have a donut head and he starts eating at it Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no And I didn't even have to pay real human money to get that and you believe it. Oh, what a world All right. I'm I think I'm good for searching for money We are now going to be doing all of the levels of this this game. This is the final area These levels are unironically fucking hard I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to pull out my pro gamer skills Also, I'm not using this vehicle. It is terrible. I like the novelty of driving a tiny car But my god, do I need my sports car? I hate sand. It's so sandy, but you're not sandy and that's why I love you and a killbow bag walker So sandy Who felt me as part about that was some name They're all they're pretty great. They keep coming up with new ones. They're always very funny Uh pat may always wanted that jet ID really think she meet a bunch of guys while being a queen of a planet of 14 And right after becoming the planet senator of a galactic spanning government doubt I feel like you'd have to pick of them Probably a lot of a lot of power being a being a queen So what you're saying is episode two needed a love triangle What between pad may and again and water was obviously yes And you're seeing where water spills out his his pure love character But I hate her and she must die, but I love her Go speak to flannies. Why are these missions requiring me to speak to my sworn enemies the fuck Excuse me zombie. It's not ethically a bad thing to kill a zombie, right? Belgium Inside flannies put up a fence, but I forced the zombie inside the fence. How do you feel finders? So wow the cameras are straight times here in springfield Springfield what state is it in springfield in the country of springfield Springfield springfield country of springfield on the planet Oh god this timer they're not fucking around with this Oh Now we're drive to mose. Okay Wow um They don't use tape, but hairless aliens do have artificial braids on their heads Wow I'm glad we know this Hey, man. Okay. Look, we needed to know how and why That's really stupid Do they staple the mod? It's really painful Hey, you want to be a paddle? Why don't you like I'm telling you it's blue tack I'll use the force to heal you. Oh wait. No, I can't do that We don't know how to do that. Oh, shit. Ow My poor donut head Yay mori fap. How about we compare the prequels to rogue one worst of the lucas tira against arguably the best of the disney era Um, yeah, I mean I haven't really given a good old critical look to rogue one in a while. So Yeah, I'm going through that again And there it certainly would be a lot that I'd uh have to relearn and rewatch I've forgotten a lot. I'm certain Um, also, why the heck did you bring on theo for a stream with anomaly? This is the galaxy brain who said clone wars anakin is just as bad as hayden's anakin Excuse me. I don't remember saying that Our friends have seen the clone wars and They don't rate its additions to anakin's character. So and I trust their opinions So that's all I'm going off. Wow. You won't even see it for yourself No, because I don't care Wow You people like you are why everything in the world is bad Okay right there Thoughts on forza horizon zero dawn of dead space balls. It's got authentic driving mech dinosaur zombies and jay doesn't like it Good rat Yeah, yeah, good. Probably is. Yeah I if jay doesn't like it. I know it's not boring It's true Cypher ds was friends with dooku before he became a sith. He used him to help put order 66 in place by making the clones There's so much stuff people tell me about in terms of cypher ds and it's just like as if it's like, hey This is what you didn't know and i'm like, do you know why I didn't know that It's really confusing and I feel like the movies could have benefited from really Just laying it out a little more than what we got So wait, I have gone the wrong way Everything is explained with hyperspace routes Did we talk about hyperspace at all this time around? I don't recall that No, I don't recall that Oh my there's just aliens here by the way There's just just aliens. It's aliens. It's over there. Do this. I need the zombie car See and be core Kill your car and then drive its corpse around. I don't know if it works that way You have to contact the zombie people and ask them There are millions of planets in the star wars galaxy It wouldn't be like deleting australia off a map. It would be more like deleting an obscure rural town I don't know if I agree with that because Camino is like hyper well developed Yeah, plus it's it's a whole planet and even still with this hypothetical but the rural town um Deleting like the point stands deleting that off a map really doesn't do much of anything in terms of preventing anybody from Discussing the existence of Camino and going there. You know, I'm trying to think about it like so They deleted it off the map because Because they thought that if anything because when the when they deleted it the plan Was to have them Okay, so this is where that Camino wins If the point was to Make sure that no one found it I So all of this relies on a 10 year so 10 years ago When they deleted it from the records They knew that they would have someone use something like a Camino saber dart not necessarily one that would lure a single Preferably a single Jedi to Camino But like why didn't they just why didn't someone just like leave an anonymous tip or No, well, okay, so the logic here. They delete off the maps because they don't want the Jedi to find out about Camino I'm just sitting here like why does that make a difference? The Jedi have no reason to go to Camino just like they wouldn't have any reason to go to any planet So deleting it makes no difference. In fact, it only implicates the planet more suspicious Yeah, because you have to have it if you're like we need them to go to Camino now So we're gonna get Django to shoot somebody with a saber dart to link it But they'll have to go searching for it because we deleted it off the thing and it's just like if you just left it It would have been easier for them to find it. Yeah, now it's conspicuous Like like all of a sudden someone deleted Camino off of our records like explicitly just Camino and nothing else that frumpy annoying Cow in the in the in the archives when when Obi-Wan is like, yo This is like a big missing thing here despite everything else reacting around to it as if it's not like as if something's there And she's like if it's out of our records it does not exist. Did Obi-Wan go back to her with photos like hey, bitch There is a whole whole ass planet here And how come Yoda didn't launch some big investigation into like who has the power to delete things on records? Surely that's why did they do it if this is all if this is all Ship shape tip top good tisms. Why the hell was this deleted and why didn't we know about this until now? And what's the paper trail? This stuff is just not clean. It's all very There was a thing regarding the librarian chick. There's actually two things You know when you know, it's when Obi-Wan is like spring out of us when she approaches him Yeah, apparently that's uh, there's a small snippet of footage cut from the beginning of that scene Is that it's actually dooku. It's uh, looking at you know, they started a little conversation about All I I don't believe they cut that I was like Dooku, let's cut that. It's great Is uh, do we learn anything or is it just they just say it's dooku? It's a bit more kind of flush. I think it flush um, but The second thing was, um, you know, you you do learn a little bit Currently how like how close the room anyway, uh, and then uh, Apparently the point with that dexter and the uh, the librarian chick Uh, the librarian chick is like Lucas even said is like, you know, the Jedi don't have all the answers like You know, I think they know everything but they really don't Well, yeah, but they could like they could actually prove to her that she was wrong about that Of course. Yeah, I don't I'm not denying that I'm just saying like Uh, like this this don't uh, actually took it to figure it out and I Drive all their droids But they're I guess they're again So if they don't have it to them, it doesn't exist or it doesn't imputes and it's it's not their One it's Uh, that person's this That's based on fault infamy away So, yeah, that's more or less. We was gone Sorry groggy Yeah, that's all right. By the way, you you you're welcome to go to sleep, dude You've been here for a for a decent chunk of time Oh the distance I learned much from Learned much from who? Rocky Rocky oh, right rocky Yeah The scratch that theory not really anomaly a politician being sketchy does not make one instantly think Fear feck we found the Sith lord I'm not sure What's gonna say yep, you're right I am wrong brain I do I do feel bad sometimes with some super chest room just like I'm afraid the context is so beyond lost For that one that I'm simply going to have to say Uh, I do not know everything is explained with hyperspace roots. I still don't know what you mean by that There are millions of planets in the star wars galaxy. Oh wait, I think I'm now rereading some of these. I must be um One third of the galaxy is called the unknown regions the Kaminoans still have played in tea of business Even without most of them settled space doing business with them Um, sure I Think the prequels are trash, but I don't give a fuck what chris cuckman has to say about them. Wow Um Yeah, well You didn't lose much. Yeah, I mean you like You can he's a he's a good conversation starter. You could say that Right, we proved that right Yeah I don't I don't know do we give him credit for that? Maybe Well, we have to give him credit for that in this specific instance because that's how we did it, but Hell this car is weak. I've already broken it Well, what's it made of uh I don't know if I can answer that question with what it's currently doing Is it hovering it's made of magic. Yes. It is a holocaust Oh, whoa I'm holding a very important payload. Oh never mind. It's dead now I Can't even restart. Why don't you drive there slower and safer because I was being Attacked by the popo. Oh No, and you got a run from the popo racks. You can't be getting a rest. They'll fucking look at look at my shit They'll steal it. It's amazing. It's it's technology that floats and goes invisible There's no way they're not gonna they're not gonna let me keep this Also, my donut head is out of the the car itself. It's too big Rags, I don't know if you'll read this but any emotionally hard-hitting game recommendations Um mass effects got some decent ones scattered throughout Uh For all of its faults with the ending mass effect three has some really good emotional payoffs I would say Soma is pretty emotionally hard-hitting Uh I think a some Emotional games because I I know they're there. It's just hard to pick them out, you know Uh Go ahead and oh here. Let me get my my library on steam And go through here and take a little bit of a look scrolly scrolly down here and see if there's any As good as bio shock was I don't know about like emotionally Satisfying Like I was satisfied with it because it's great, but I don't know about like emotionally satisfied. That seems like a pretty specific kind of kind of thing to to ask Emotionally satisfying Oh, uh day you sex Hmm never mind, uh Uh Divinity original sin too had some good moments with some of the characters the characters are done really well Um, there's some pretty pretty darn good payoffs here Echo had some pretty good ones, but that one is probably the most subjective one that I'll list Uh pretty much all of the story and development is done through Voice acting and voice work the voice work is excellent, but it's it was indie studio trying to tell a story that was Pretty grand considering how or at least larger scale than what they could do So they had to have it a lot of the story and character stuff be done just through the voice acting And they did a really good job with it. I think but a few people didn't quite get it. Um Uh, because they have, um They have Just a second the the main guy that they have They have nick uh Nicholas Bolton did london's voice Uh And he was the Ah actor man, he was in dragon age two. He was in game of thrones as a pit announcer, I guess He was in echo. He was in hellblade Um But I know his voice from like he was in andromeda He was in battlefield one Yeah, he's in his other stuff, uh But he does a really really fantastic job. He plays the ai london in that game I just it's kind of nice to nice to talk about Echoes it does a really great indie game. I think that studio just like closed or something. I think they just stopped for whatever reason um shame I'm trying to think of some others Um the evil within two got close. I could see how some people might get Like some of the emotional tisms and evil within two Uh teetered on the brink for me, uh personally Uh trying to i'm looking at the far cries here to see if there was any And I don't think I could say any about that um almost I mean Some people say it would definitely put halo on that list some of the halo series stuff Oh max pain three max pain three That's got some good emotional tisms in it Really great, um Really great story stuff really well acted written great character Uh, I don't know if any more are going to do the trick. I'm almost at the end of my list though Let's see I need to go back and finish this Um Yeah, uh, oh um, oh the witcher three of course the witcher three's got some really good emotional tisms in it Of us there you go the or Everybody ory games right? I haven't not yet Yeah, that's that's some good. Yeah, they can hit hard if you get into them So i'm gonna chat said halo four um I see why people would say that but um Someone said max pain three is underrated like it ain't underrated Everyone loved that game when it came out and people still look at it very fondly However, I will say this there are a lot of cutscenes and they are unskippable I started a replay of max pain three and I stopped because Oh any cutscenes and it would it just flat out would not let you skip them So they would I just I just had to like quit Well then Um Getting called to stop atlanta riots. Thanks for making it suck less Uh Listening to ifa while dealing with riots. Interesting. Interesting. Um, if you can get a mill serp rifle, what would it be and why? Um I'm trying to think the obligatory answer is a mose and the gaunt um You can get surplus sks. Generally. They'll be chinese surplus, but I've Heard they're just fine. It's nifty. Well, I don't have one. I've heard they're pretty nifty though. Oh, yes titanfall 2 Yes, titanfall 2 is absolutely Uh, I can't believe I didn't think about titanfall 2 um But no sir. I mean mozans are cheap Amos everywhere for it Uh The gaunt revolvers are pretty cheap as well I'm sure there's tons that you can get that are like refurbished. You can get a lot of refurbished police issue stuff Uh, burrata pistols generally in 380 from uh, europe Uh, you can get uh, world war one era From or stop pistols are fairly cheap as well Uh, I think those are 32 acp. I I think In fact, a lot of the pistols of that era are going to be 32 acp And a lot of them will be fairly inexpensive too because they made a bunch um But when you get into especially german stuff, nazi stuff, uh, some of the swiss stuff, it could get really expensive Uh, a lot of it has become collectible and a lot of it started out rare. So You got some options there The end it was saying trying to be a long man myself. I don't know if that's to do with guns or videos But either way Well, uh, leon fields are also a good choice. You can get leon fields for not too much Uh, and high rags Hello Bigger question. They are totally obedient to who? I don't know. Well, that's what is that referencing? Uh, I don't know. They're totally obedient to who I don't know what what we were talking about It'd be referring to the clones probably Oh, do you mean So like describes totally obedient and they're under obedient to who? Well, I assume they told them it was the jedi and that that isn't necessarily true Yes um I guess while it's on my mind, uh talk rev pistols Um, I think those were uh, I think those were like police issue and military issue for a time and those were Like 30s that is when they were first developed I think But they they're what replaced the this is kind of a two in one So the talk revs replaced the negant in 1895 revolvers Those revolvers I have one They're super cheap Uh ammo is a little tizmy, but you can still get it Uh, but those are nifty little, you know cheapo revolvers to get if you want to look into those But talk revs are also fairly cheap as well Um, m They are tt 33s. I believe Is what they um, what they'll what a lot of them will be I'm gonna work up what they cost I'm kind of like tried to cheat this it's not working Turn out head home This one's 220 That's pretty cheap for nifty It's the old soviet gun But that's about the same price as negant revolvers in a lot of places Order 66 is in the films order 66 requires the caminoans to be in on it. You've done the heads No, it doesn't it doesn't Literally doesn't Yeah It makes more sense if they are But it wouldn't have to be I think but it didn't have to be in If they gave universal control to palpitism Or even they gave universal control to the jedi, but there's like a fucking safe word that can turn all the Clones to do whatever there's there's just so many ways that uh, this can still work whether or not they're uh Evaltism who knows what they gave count dooku in terms of information Lots of ways it can go also that's not a good way to start this I'm actually trying to lose the barrel right now. Come on game. No Oh my god, someone Someone mentioned, um Sir plus 1911's you can do those, but those will be considerably more expensive than the other options. You can you can easily pay over 800 to 1000 ish dollars depending on what the condition is and what the year was for a 1911 Those are those going to be pricier I mean go for it if you want but non if you really want a 1911 a I guess non historical Just 1911 is going to be considerably cheaper so And I think you can get some old, uh Shotguns for a pretty low price too Yeah, don't take my word on that I gotta think about it Um Django hated the jedi due to them wiping out his group of mandos in legends in legends. He knew about auto 66 He knew about auto 66 when like back in clone warisms. All right Oh the beginning of it. I mean, but uh Oh, wait. Well, I guess there's a legends canon. So who knows exactly what that means It seemed to recall there's a big arc or series of episodes at least and the clone was two series that goes in that revolves around order 66 Isn't that the new stuff that came out the latest stuff? Uh As in the seventh season. I don't yeah, because they're like they did out of 66 or whatever Apparently was really good as well. My hood. I heard good. Fuck's sake It's the Anytime my hip I've had the precise opposite. I guess is all I can say. Oh, well in that case. Yeah. I mean, I don't know I just When we checked the imdb reviews, it was like 10 out of 10 like as a aggregate and I was like somehow I don't believe that um Who knows what does chat seem to believe was it a good tism or was it a bad? um you know if you I guess That's all right. If you wanted a surplus cult you could get the the cult 1903 Ones the like the hammerless ones those are a little cheaper. I think the They're depending on the year and the condition they could go Significantly lower than 1911's but they'll still be a fair amount, but that will be generally cheaper I think my grandfather has one at his place. I need to check that out because it could be valuable Try is most certainly his style is bounty hunter still cannon pretty sure it's not Whenever I reference it. I'm not like super serious trying to make any arguments or anything But it was a neat game. Who knows maybe I can play that on uh on here It is a gamma cube that game. I played it for a bit. I liked it a lot. It was fun I liked stringing people up checking their bounties and then fucking Reading out there. There's there's one. I remember it's in like Tatooine I think you can find a dude who um, he's with nothing alive and like 2000 credits dead Oh, yeah, it's like sorrow bro, and you can set them on fire. They want him dead. They want it to be sure. Yeah Someone mentioned macros. Yeah, you can buy macros pretty cheap. Um police issue. I know I have a 1974 p64 radom macros that was like a police issue You can get surplus eastern europe Like trade ins a lot of them will be bred as a lot of them will be you know macros style guns macros are cheap, but they're really shit to shoot I've had no problems with mine, but it's my it's my least favorite gun to shoot because it's a little tiny You know nine by 18 But the option is there. They make good carry pistols if you are so inclined. They're nice and thin Oof that they're good. They're just a tiny tiny little pistol I totally should have lost my barrel there that game. Let me keep it. Don't want to lose your barrel Uh, if you hit anything too hard Like you did that one time and it exploded Literally, yes What is it it's toxic waste? Yes, if we if you throw toxic waste at an alien it kills it Well, that just makes sense. I think so too Uh-oh the police don't you come for me right now. I'm busy Trying to kill the aliens. This is for your own good police They just can't see that that I'm trying to help with my toxic waste Uh But yeah in in styles bounty hunter you end up killing, uh count duke's wayward sith apprentice She she cray she she kamari vosa Which is as as villainous names go not bad Fucking police coming after me now of all times. I come on guys Jesus christ the amount of money you can lose from a little Wasp firing machine gun level of electricity at you. Thank goodness. I can pick it all back up Um 10 years from all that to make a video is very quick jk I mean, I'm pretty sure I could get it done in that amount of time in fairness Order 66 is a contingency plan. Kamino know it exists. They made it But they don't know palps actually wants to ever use it to wipe out the jedi I always assumed that that was like One of the biggest parts of palpting's plan. He always wanted order 66 to happen He don't like the jedi He don't like it. I mean unless the thing on geonosis went better than That'd be how you do it, right? Well, I mean if those clothes are turned up five minutes later, wouldn't all of those good guys have been dead Pretty much. That's the thing That go good thing they showed up at that exact moment like the timing on that one Unfortunate for dooku that no one radioed ahead being like hey invading force coming look out There's an army here by the way. Should we like they went in what should we do? Imagine landing as well. You've got a whole planet to search through and someone's like Check all the shit everywhere. Is there is there a coliseum? Maybe they're there. Check that They scan for life forms Everybody seems to chill out over here. They all land and just watch the show Pretty sure like uh, was it anakin had a tracking signal that everyone could lock on to Um, I don't think it's unfeasible to say at the other jedi had you know Well, like I said, they could scan for life signals anyway, right? Yeah, yeah, just look if you scan the planet you'll get like a huge concentrated amount of them at the coliseum It's like I guess that's where everyone is regards to like the what should we call it the uh And that they they land on genosis in the the fog I was like at least bloody attack of the clones does think of that to sort of park somewhere secluded and out of sight whereas like The jedi hunter from rise of skywalker. He parks in the most like a visible place in the in the desert like Yeah, um And I'm like how the hell are scouting just not fucking yeah, it's that particular Um Chris stuck the kuk prequels a good not sorry Probably should be sorry But he said not sorry Oh Never mind then This is eu so it doesn't count here But the caminoeans did have contact with the republic via the other corporations building and equipment and ships and vehicles for the clones It was the jedi that had no contact with them I feel like it'd be so fucking hard to keep that secret that seems like the size of that operation All it takes is one dude Slip in that info out across the decade One dude who goes to the jedi and goes so uh, do you want blasters or blaster rifles for the clone troops and then He just goes excuse me Because I feel like if you're making an army, there's a a million different customization options that you could have Yeah, as you went you would be making these constantly. You know, there's a technology develops over 10 years too, right? no Mubishly many of your hypotheticals see rags dead or you holding a gun on him. I just find this upsetting use jay instead Um very well in future I shall do that Just watch the clone wars you massives and high rags Hello Look, it's simple the caminoeans were in league with dooku who was friends with syfo in the books syfo worked with you see We're already at several issues A lot of this stuff. I don't care the books. I don't care That's thing the books a movie should stand on its own a movie should provide us with ample information on its own Look when it comes to outside sort of outside material like books and interviews and comics and TV shows after the fact I was like, no Oh, it needs to be in the We'll have a say that like this can be used And like decisions make sense or like when something is unclear on screen like you can you know Give you an insight into the character's heads or little thinking in that particular moment So many you can't convey in the film like the the attack of colonization for example so I'm curious to see if in the attack of the colonization if it actually says Padme runs up and kisses Anakin or Padme runs up and hugs Well, we use the thing we have a scene where we clearly see her running up and kissing Anakin So it should be a dear embracing Anakin. They do that too. That's the thing. These are not contradictory. He clearly kisses him He doesn't really I mean, he does but like it's mainly her just from to him. He's like, okay Okay, I can embrace him there and when he's his head down and touches slipster I mean, he's just yeah, I mean that this their face is sort of like By each other and he like just I will download And we will take uh, huh the book a piece of what of the book as far as I'm Um, let's take a look here I want to just download just What do I have to press to get What do you have the physical copy of that book? 20 oh, it's got a pinch downloading. I guess processing the I feel like they probably won't specify They might not specify. I mean at this point. I'm just curious because of the film. We see it So what happens in the books doesn't really matter The comics now have Padme never dying Geez, what? Someone in chat said the comic don't have Padme dying Mayday red coin How oh What happens then fuck sake The spin factor on this car is insane. You like hit something you just go for twang I just like the word spin sounds like Does do you know it to sound like any other thing ever? don't think so What tang is the sound of a spin? I think I'll take your word for that one. I am a spin man Also, this mission is like the last of the game. I think so It's uh, it's pure excitement. I wonder if I can do the delivery first try I've already failed to do this part of the mission first try. So there's no no prestige to be had there Also reading the next one Hypotheticals Life of work for the Jedi Side ordering the army and sending the money while dooku managed it Please read the book plague us. It's in there If you have to watch the clone wars and read the eu novels to understand the prequels that is still a strike against the prequels Agreed Yes Kamino joined the republic after the war started. Okay, we're getting some really mixed info on this stuff Well, there were separatist Loyal people what's going on? They were separatism go in on that but joined the republic, but uh I feel like they would have told I hope Kamino like establishment Actually had that we sort of like kept jumping from topic to topic. That's Uh, sorry, what I was kind of lost by the time people started saying we're on league of the separatists Okay, now I have no idea what I am like Because I was completely I still have no idea how people I'm assuming is from uh clone wars tv show or Possible books that Kamino eventually like were overt in their uh Goals intentions or whatever. Also. Thank you police. You made me lose my fucking race again I'm outraged And the uh home of devil costume Yeah, what about it My favorite You asking me to go. Oh, well, this is the last level. I would go and get it. I just want to do racing right now Um, obi-wanak Kamino is meant to mirror the scene where luke goes to dagobah from scenery aliens and subject Jedi losing faith and then regaining it um Uh, I don't know about that I'm not exactly sure how those dots are lining up Here we follow a soldier of the fandom menace wandering through the war fields of twitter Currently is behind enemy lines must be careful if he wants to survive I wonder who that's referring to so there's a lot of there's a lot of battling on twitter I could picture that being many of the different fandom menaces As they are Hell it could be me Every single efap antagonist is suddenly diagnosed with a deadly disease and you only have three doses of the cure Which villains do you save if any? Oh boy, which villains i'm guessing that means anybody we've covered Anyone we've covered uh Geez people are gonna really condemn us for this. Um, I guess crime more Yeah Jay Yeah And both theater he was a pretty good sport Maybe um Tonald Oh, yeah, you know what how to say of course And of course the dawn doesn't come into it because he was never covered. He was only defended So this one's just don't say movie bomb Don't Look jeez Yeah, I'm gonna go with uh crime or jay and tonal there we go No No You see that obi one versus kakashi death battle mohler I have not Yeah, that sounds stupid. Yeah You're stupid What's kakashi? That's character from naruta Presumably Oh, that didn't smash. Okay, we're in business folks. Yay Um, let me go Okay, look There's some good lines from grandpa simpson in this game when you get hit by something he says Oh, there it goes my memories and uh Just just lots of good lines for when you murder people and stuff just busted me already It's so aggressive. You know, that's all I have to say rude All I want is my money Offended I feel like I no way near have enough time now I'm gonna try anyway because I am I believe in the american dream that is delivering toxic ways to aliens This is just like independence day Okay, yeah, I've lost It's okay guys. I'll get another chance Uh after hearing willams and quintons. I mean glib and stitches tisms about tpm I rewatched it and I like it much more now. Thanks dad. Also. How do you say rag? Wait, oh you rewatched tpm. I see what you mean Wow, you're saying that glib and stitch made you like it more. All right It's not impossible I don't think I'm gonna be able to get back to this in time You know, this is just not going well. I I don't want to restart the mission But I might just have to I don't think I can get back to the toxic ways in 30 seconds Unless I drive perfect. Oh great. I saw the police again It's not a belt or a field. It's a planetary ring I mean Not dissimilar from a belt, right with the logic of they're all moving in a particular direction At first. Yeah, it was about the look then his character was fleshed out in EU stop pretending people only like him because he looks cool If we're talking about Darth Maul, that is uh, not what I've said I've only said why I like him and that people can't say that his character is fleshed out in the prequels and then cite other things is uh I think he's clear in terms of what he wants to do That's fine with me. It's just that we barely get to know him beyond that You know not many not many layers to good ol mr. Maul In the EU Boba had a daughter so also high rags I did spot in the um, I think it was the discord. They said something like There's a rumor from uh, doomcocks channel saying something about um The he crawls out of the salak only to die and then another bounty hunter woman takes his like armor and identity which I don't know man That's just one of them things we're like. Nah, that's they wouldn't do that. I'm just like be careful When you say that Oh people saying that might have been about Boba Fett. Well Boba Fett or Darth Maul kind of applies to both Uh Boba Fett is Timura boo. He's Jeremy Bullock I mean I don't even know if that guy would still would be able to reprise his role as Boba Fett at this point If he's still around He's no good to me dead Speaking of bros compare the brotherly relation between Loki and Thor to Anakin and Obi-Wan. I don't want to prove anything Just food for thought Uh, sure Very different relationship. I'm not entirely sure if there is something you're going for there But you said there wasn't so Why does everybody drive in front of me whenever i'm trying to achieve anything in this game, you know I'm starting to think Some level of conspiracy going on The aliens are trying to prevent me from saving the world. Also, that is the weirdest way to get over that fucking fence, but all right, I'll take it Go around the behind Guys look up on Schwarzenegger Japanese energy ads do it do it now. I think I've seen those Uh before they're rather amusing Um Anakin at Shmi's grave. I wasn't strong enough to save you also Anakin shortly after it's all obi-wan's fault He's holding me back well That's what he thinks that he'd be more powerful if obi-wan hadn't held him back, right? I believe that's What we're led to believe in that scene. I just wish that we kind of Either we saw more of that or the more of that was confronted between the two of them I feel that it could be an improvement What I wouldn't give for a competent sensible prequel remake series. The overall story is there. Also, holy The overall story is there. Uh, it needs a lot of polish I we actually did talk about that briefly the idea of remaking the prequels I feel like we've got a lot of what could make it work I think so too. We can do it not us specifically just the concept Um, and we said we would cast Charles dance as dooku and with that alone. Do you guys not want to give it a shot? I think we should Would Charles dance be a good palpatine? I don't know about that Yeah, I don't I don't feel like that's a character for charles dance really Yeah Is it because we expect palpatine to be campy because of what we have or because he needs to be campy as a character I think palpatine is quite the fun-loving little troll to a degree Clearly enjoys what he's doing no bundle of joy. I don't I don't see why people think sift are that bad They're great. He's just trying to have some fun. Just want to have some fun Oh palpatine's just want to have fun Yeah Oh, I don't have to He's a great ton of rise up skywalkers and make palpatine not fun Yeah, he wasn't very fun at all in that film He was mostly just like I don't take over the world lol. You're like, all right They tried to try to take him super seriously and make him play himself straight like I would ironically if we were writing it and we were actually trying to be serious I would be like, can we slip in? I am the senate. Can we do this? I feel like we need to Maybe I was the senate Trying to say palpatism apparently jar jar is the senate True He just Proposes motions and they happen No one's going to vote against the double j I didn't lose my barrel there. I really should have game. I don't know what you're playing at Maybe it's because they think okay if we vote against him We'll have to like talk to him on the subjects and that means we have to talk Maybe it'd be better to just nod quietly Anything you want jar jar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you can sit down. Mostly ignoring him And he's like destroy the entire senate like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah And yeah, I can imagine the sessions begin and now A motion from the senator from Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Naboo Fuck Oh, we got us a meme, huh? Let's see if I can get the means in which to show Let me tell you about a motion. I like that. I am very long Let me kind of get it out of my brain I love long No, he's just a face Have you considered doing something? Oh god, look at me I'm turning him to Oh, you should use the you could use the you should use the the picture that um, Uh, Sid Nicholson made right? Is he the one who did it? Uh, yes The one from the debate that picture's also debate one I think the one where I'm jacked on steroids. Yeah. No, no, that's No, it's terrifying. Yeah, that's just give yourself some credit. That's just how it is Actually, there's a story behind my Is the story behind just uh, no, no go for it. Yeah Yeah, it's uh, they people basically see like in my icon is like this easy And it's partially true. But the other Thing behind that is when I started doing what I was doing I was like, what am I gonna call myself? Oh, I see myself as kind of an anomaly of a human being Uh, for me mirror different reasons. Okay. I call myself that and right, right, so Okay, so I'm gonna go on camera But I don't want my friends to like this is completely retarded But like I was like, I don't want my friends to know how to YouTube because I'm just trying this out So I know I'll wear sunglasses Disguise myself. I was like, wait a minute. I'm missing something And I go to my local game store and I just see this south park hat with this green question mark on top I was like, it's like the rid love It also has that little like question mark mystique and I'm like, okay I'll wear that so The avatar of the hats and the sun is it's just basically what I used to wear on camera when I did my movie reviews Like I used to do stuff in style videos and Yeah, so and then I just The smiley with the hat. Yeah, pretty lazy to like Yeah, I think it it just Yeah It it mirrored what I was wearing. So I'll keep this and then it just sort of That's how people got to know me and I just I'll keep it I actually put out a poll like should I change it and then uh Majority people said no because they said it's like no. It's like a kind of count. I'm like, all right. They said no No, yeah, yeah, they said no I feel like you're better equipped to not say it like fringy than fringy is You can escape the no curse. He I don't think he can how come how come you don't say like that anomaly Uh, because I don't know I got I Stop bullying the poor australian, but he is like, I don't know It's the curse Accident kind of fluctuates between like full-blown osi to like uh an osi-american hybrid. So I talk weird I don't know It's because fringy is green guys that is a racist Oh All right, uh, so you did it, um Yes, I actually did I've defeated this video game David adamper voice. It is now what you're in this hellish landscape the phantom menace soldier Oh, wait. I read that one already. Did they resend it? Oh Oh wait The phantom menace soldier has taken refuge in the ruins of kelly marie trans instagram profile We'll have to do until he gets back to friendly lines. This is a very weird Universe, you know, you just don't know what to expect could be all kinds of things And yeah, we're gonna have to let the credits run for this game before I could possibly start of any kind of new game Come on guys, you know how it works You gotta appreciate all these people who did the game look darin evansson chris mitchell joshua mitchell See the mitchell brothers were involved. Hey, don't forget. Yeah, yo a marino journey. I didn't I was gonna say it Jeff plumbly chic sahib You guys are gonna get a right ass wolf gang. I'm not on you wolf Jeremy masana Masana, that sounds like a planet like persona chic sahib game designer chic sahib. Look at that one jeroslav shorny jeroslav John zongi wang John zongi wang John where I don't know if it's it's below robert peat and above ross young ting ting chin Yes, ting ting graphic artist ting ting chin I love it Ting ting chin. Oh, what the name doosit? Yaka chai chan bit. Yaka chai chin bit. That's probably racist Doosit yakan chai John bet I don't even know Worry not young skywalker slaughter village of space muslims. I also have oh my I mean if he's terrified, you know, yeah, yoda's a good good guy Give me all ting ting wang. I say Just woke up fell asleep around the kamino bit Well, welcome back Rags abuses chat kick rags also high rags Hello So the sand people holocaust is a go then I mean, he kind of did it already, you know anakin kind of he kind of went there To be fair, what would you say if your significant lover just slaughtered an entire village out of grief? I don't know. I'm honestly not sure I'm not sure what I would say. I think I I would start off Go ahead I don't know you go I'd start off incredulous and I feel like I need more information I'm like, what when who but why what what what? How what what? We're gonna say normally I was just gonna say like uh, and he did say if the loved one was like Grieving which is because my album was like I'd need full context before I could actually Tell you what my reaction would be and you tell us I wouldn't know how to react I'd just be kind of speechless. But you know again If they were like just a complete wreck, I wouldn't want to make and I'm you know If they're my significant other and I care about them in a lot of jazz I wouldn't want to make the pain worse is would be my number pretty I'd be afraid for me because if they came to me Yeah during that was psychopath a killer murderer person and I slayed a bunch of people Okay, why are you telling me this is because you're gonna kill me next How is it not perfectly normal rags explain yourself? Yeah, sometimes there is no one else listening to another who else would they tell No one because they don't want people to find out You do more than any If I killed a bunch of people I wouldn't tell anybody you tell me I could have killed a bunch of people And I who knows maybe maybe I have you wouldn't you don't know because here's the here's the super secret kind of um Like the like like the the tip right the big thing. He's like you don't tell anybody Um That's another thing like well after killing those people would you have any remorse or would you have no remorse if you had remorse and guilt and and none then yeah No, none none you like if it's eating at you like crazy that that's like a Wait, what am I talking to you silently, but I feel like I'm mumble I don't know parts of it are falling away and I'm not quite catching it Oh, okay. Basically what I'm saying is like, uh, yeah if if it's like rags who just doesn't give a shit I can understand like oh, yeah Like if you actually like remorse like remorse guilt Uh, and it's you know, you had a conscience and it was just like you know at you Then I could absolutely see that person telling that you know other or It feel like you can can fight in the most I've never played this game Luigi's mansion man. This is some good shit Is it Can I get a one in the chat if you think this game is a game cube game? Let's see how crazy they go That's a really controversial topic, you know Um pad may is racist against sand people They were like n words and I slaughtered them like n words. Oh my Panic in you got to stop with your craziness Wow, a lot of people seem to think this is a game cube game. It's clearly a fucking ps2 game guys Yes, ps1. It's starring the mascot of the ps2. Charles bandicoot But he's green Uh, there are two pad maze in you one a diplomat and the other Anakin's girlfriend. Which do you feed? I feed the diplomat Definitely the diplomat Anakin's girlfriend is a good place to be honestly Give more prequel e-faps to fap2. Hey, we can't overload you guys on prequel prequel faps. Okay, you know, you got chill You've had three Who knows maybe there's three more to come. Would you be able to survive that? I don't think so Make that dragon ball podcast theo. You have no honor. No beer Okay No beer Hmm I probably need a rewatch of dragon ball I know Maybe you do At least theo actually watched dragon ball before talking Could we see a star wars ot e-fap arc in the future? Give it the old objective once over. Oh for sure. Yeah, and um One of the videos we'll probably cover will be a cosmonauts video on the ot. I believe he has one I can't wait to see what his Million viewed video will be trying to argue about the flaws the ot. It's gonna be fantabulous. I'm sure of it sure It'll be great. I'm sure he definitely won't use it to jab at the people who don't like the sequels all the time Yeah, ot arc coming soon to a to a prequel arc completed e-fap near you A loud rumbling wakes the fandom menace soldier He looks outside the window and to his horror a disnoid soy tank This particular model fires pure soy to coccify its victims into liking dlj Um, they have soy tanks That seems like an oxymoron, but all right Soy tanks it is Is uh Is the game In the full window it is all right good Back in there. I thought you guys weren't seeing all of luigi's moonshine I feel like green is a more appropriate color Uh for what now? This game luigi's mansion. Oh, yeah, but we're doing a main e-fap episode not a mini Oh, yeah, that's right. Can't be having an aiming consistent like that. I'd fuck everything up literally things would be blown up Yeah Um, oh boy some objective guests db better than dbz. Oh, no, they're retarded Nobody said that today. I never said that I was in the opposite team. I tentatively said that That means you're terrible and horrible die nice die Gohan is bad. It gives me strength Gohan is bad. Go 10 is worse I can agree. Well, yeah, I can agree with that Go 10 Yeah, go 11 is the next one By the way rags you have every right to oust kibbs character as a traitor to the right you should do that after the meeting Maybe Vote to buy applause. Oh for the for the thing we were talking about. Yeah In uh sounds with that. Yeah Forgot notifications. I've gone to your channel and not seen when you're streaming. What the hell youtube. Anyway, I have an exam So I'll watch this later. Also high rags Hello Discord might be your best bet man. Yeah Uh Wrong lesson syndrome prequels had too much politics. What did we learn? World building is the big gay This thing man. I actually think That like that might be a bit of a well poisoned by plinket Like just telling everybody that there's loads of politics in the prequels and everyone finds it so boring I'm always just like do they though? do they Has anyone really thought about it Because they never seem to be that specific because imagine someone who said like they're really boring because and then talks about All of the politics that actually happens and how they don't make sense and how they take ages to explain them Like that would be something but they never do They're always just like it's boring Can you expand on that? Oh, come on, you know, weren't you bored like no actually not even when I was like eight All stuff we don't care about Not even when I was a young man who couldn't pay attention to things for longer than five seconds There I was watching those big floaty platforms Say things big echoey voices and I was like, you know what politics is cool voices Oh my god, there's so many bad guys. Oh my god killed them all The women ghosts and the children ghosts What does that make me? Hmm. What does it make me? It makes you a a rap scallion Um If I could write episode two I'd have this scene near the end where the senate is deciding what to do about the clone army So it shows a greater control of palpatine instead of an insert scene So Would it need to be before that? I mean, it'd be it would be good. I mean, you couldn't have it near the end. Yeah, you'd need it before Geonosis before he gets the powers like the vote is really close. Maybe And maybe as the war goes on people support him more and more And when you say it shows a greater control of palpatine, do you mean The individual senate discussions relate to him in some way? I don't know Um Jaja doom older on True he was the one who wiped out older on That fuck it Hey, man Jaja's domino means we're like finding a frog person in the swamp And then that's the smallest domino and the biggest domino is like the destruction of Six flame It quiet gone if you just let him to whatever is going to happen to him in that place, you know, everything would have been fine um Jaja doom can a jedi slash sith use the force to whack off the enemy I don't see why not In theory, yeah Could this be displayed in one of the main line movies? Maybe who am I to say no? Maybe Uh, I yeah, they could do it to I mean they could do Who's left that I want to see whacked off Uh, you mean after the sequels? Yeah, I mean surely you like po Yeah, po's all right knew it As mace windu was getting electrocuted by palpe Do you think he was wondering why someone would cut off his hand before tossing him out a window? That's a dark knight rises reference Hashtag. Jaja did nothing wrong also high rags Hello, he thought he was helping. All right. Jeez lay off lay off the binks, man He was like, I'm kind of he was thinking before he made that Statement. He's like, this is it. Jaja. This is your fucking moment. You're gonna go down They'll remember you for this Oh, how right you were mr. Binks You're gonna go back to nag who is Ladies will just throw themselves at you God you're so annoying whenever you inherit a mansion and it's filled with ghosts. It's so like Monday happens all the time Wow, that was really easy. I forgot I guess the first level is for lame people and I just I'm just too good This makes the cinema twins look like film geniuses So unironically, yes And what that means is like I think cinema sins cinema wins his video on tross is worse as a video than Uh chris's video on the prequels. However, at least cinema wins like notices things, you know, he can actually talk about things I don't know what like maybe I just have a bad impression of chris, but holy shit, man it's like He must do it from memory. It's the only explanation Why is he satisfied with the way that he does things? Why does he feel full? Well, I was about to say why does he feel fulfilled? It's like, but I don't think he does because that was part of what um notes from melanie was about, wasn't it? He's uh, the main character is totally an allegory for him He's very successful about in something that he doesn't really care to be successful in And that is why it is a deep work and anybody who says otherwise is wrong Did any of you consider the themes of notes from melanie? You guys are the worst So someone said rags says that ladies will throw themselves at jar jar when he returns as if they weren't before It's true They're called the jarrette he was a general and a war hero and The jar jar you got exiled but Now that makes him even cooler. He's like a wild card droid came back. He's such a bad He got banished came back and became a war general like whoa goonga ronin. What more could you want? You're still thinking we sir gonna fuck Just really awkward, you know, but it's just how they speak Some people consider it non-romantic. I think that's narrow-minded We suck on a dude a pointy pointy I don't sell with a me Leave me alone ghosts stick it in my poodoo No, not the poodoo I'm a bit of bad gungan How could you like everyone would know too because their houses are all transparent with the walls and everything But I bet I bet he no they're a mating kind of guy. They're a mating capsules right okay mating capsules likes it when people watch Okay, yeah, there are mating capsules for that too. It's really just dependent on your preference. That's just those just rooms No, because every room is clear Then there are mating capsules that aren't and then there are clear mating capsules that are It makes complete sense and if you question it you're just nitpicking I can hear you your desire to nitpick. I can smell it The smell of nitpick in the morning smell of Gungan pheromones filling up the mating capsule under the sea What do a jar jar sounds like when he All right, fine. Let's go ahead We saw going home He says yippie he's like where where did you hear that and he's like oh nowhere It's what they say when they have humans of course yippie People are people are gonna have to get through eight hours of bullshit to get to the gold. Yep So I took the bait gf and I are nearing buffy season four and really enjoying it I must admit, but it's more fun than good written. I'd say so far Oh give a give season three is definitely well written. I can see why you may have trouble with season four It's it's all right. I understand but uh Five and six give me an update when you get past five and six. Let me know What do you think of trying out terminator resistance while reading super chats? Maybe for catch-up stream? It's good Um, yeah, I mean, I think once I exhaust the dolphin library I will probably start going into pc games. It's probably gonna happen once I once I beat all of the game cube games Now that you've made it through that door You're gonna be able to I don't like all Big gay big gay Or small gay it really depends on the game This is so Padme had to marry Jar Jar for political Sorry Anakin After having after Jar Jar, I just can't I can't can senator binks is respected He gets things done Just like he gets me done in the pitch. Oh, no He showed his desk Oh balls. All right. Well, that was a good start Actually probably edit Wait, what was that? What do you want to do? Oh, I said like you could you could probably like You have you ever seen that uh compilation on facebook youtube. It's called ramsey bolton the ultimate kindest man in westeros Yeah, that's amazing. There's one for joffrey as well I Watch that I was like you could probably like take all of the the context of like jar like some weirdo could probably take all the I mean you could probably go into a Palpatine. He says some stuff that could be interpreted as nice, right? Actually, he says plenty of things to etiquette that are just straight up supportive. So yeah, yeah, you'll be fine Um, hi miller and co if forced would any of you rather surf nizair in peak season? Or climb half dome freestyle Would we whether surf nizair? Surf nizair or half dome freestyle climb half dome freestyle So Whenever I put I started to type surf nuh and then surf nazis must die the 1987 film popped Naturally Surf nizair uh I guess nizair is a is a a portuguese Town for like surfing Uh So surf nizair or half dome climb yeah climb half dome freestyle I'd rather surf nizair Climbing half dome looks like it's just well Hmm. Uh, it's in Yosemite. I'm looking at some of these pictures and it is I would rather Hike half dome I would rather hike half dome Change my mind All right Surfing or hiking I would prefer hiking Never been into surfing, you know, I'm just not one of those dudes Have you skied? No, but that seems fun skiing is fun I've uh, I've skied and it is a blast and I would highly recommend Anyone who wants to give it a shot go for it Not actually that difficult to get started and have a blast. I had a blast. Look great times smile on my face We're actually gonna look at an ethical problem with the video game about to beat up and essentially murder a baby I don't know if this can we broadcast this? Is it a dead? Well, is it a dead baby? I mean It died, but it's kind of still around That's fine by me. I mean as long as it's dead. I think we're in the clear, right? If it died already It's not really our fault if anything happens. Can't kill it. You're not gonna hurt it He's pissed because I'm using his rocket horse rock rocket rocking horse. How selfish do you have to be? You know Oh droves sangria, but hey Wait, I'm gonna maybe died That's fucked up, isn't it? That's like legitimately dark the ghost died and he's like you want to play with me? I was like, you know, we just mentioned ain't pulling punches. Okay. I gave him an owie. He hates grown-ups He's gonna kill me now. This is the end Uh, if you managed to get mic from red letter media for an interview, what would you ask him? Hmm um Probably a couple of lame basic questions such as What do you want to do with rlm? Like ultimately? Um, do you have any plans to make a film of your own going beyond something like space cop? um What movie would you like to have been like on the set for you know questions like that just all movie related basically And then maybe like what are some of his favorite youtube creators that could be interesting to find out? Got all mic stuck class and then like I don't know How long does he think he can get away with benefiting off rich evans as talent? I think that the kindness of rich evans will never Ever and it will it is a well that will never go dry What would you ask him rags? I guess I'd be curious what you asked him is a good question Because I would be legitimately interested in that but I suppose I don't even know because that's such a solid one. Uh, because it would be like youtube related Um, like about the because they seem like normal people who just do a youtube thing I might ask him how they got started what got them like what like the warehouse that you guys have How'd you get that who does it belong to how does like the kind of the logistics of how they all Do the work and yeah film everything. I'm interested in that sort of thing Who understands filmmaking less anomaly or lucas? Oh Fuck him up Oh What are you saying something? Oh, yeah I Hey, could you not hear me or no, no But go ahead. Okay. Well, I basically said I don't think I I'm one of those people that hates the term filmmaking, especially when it's used in like video essayist It's like for example in cosmonauts says like these movies honestly fail at almost every level of filmmaking. I'm just like Realistically speaking, what the fuck do you know about filmmaking? What do any of us know about filmmaking anyway? I mean, we can say that shot looked good and this is bad, but like I think we can do more than that Um, I don't mean to I don't mean to rant here. It's just like I hate. Yeah, I I you're probably right Right, I just like I hate but I hate how people use it as if they fucking Do it. Yeah, don't worry. We know what you're talking about I like they assert it without ever explaining it and just expect it to be Which happens a lot with the certainly these sequels of these prequel videos as we've seen but I give me reasons why don't just assume that you're right Like act actually act as if you're trying to convince me of something It's weird that you're having to tell people about like persuasive writing 101 I mean, it only makes sense doesn't it because like that's their whole fucking job Yeah, like surely they should already know this And you might be like wow, you'd be really condescending It's like, okay, so to convince me of anything you actually have to make an argument of for some reason a lot of them Don't do this And it's like, hey man, a review is simply a description of an experience. It's like, yep, that explains how you ended up with what you had That's what you want to do with your time. Okay, I guess God Boba Fett's actor is not good It's like literally on the lists of problems for the prequels that doesn't even rank Even if it were true, which I don't think it is I just The way he makes his videos. I'm I could say this about everybody we've covered really Like I just don't get it Because it might be it might be changed. Like I'd say stuckman knows I did out filmmaking since Ouring director like, you know, it's like, you know the technology and shop composition and like stuff I don't know shit that I know nothing about from a technical aspect I you know what I I feel like that might be true in a technical sense But I feel like a lot of people could just average people could just make a better film than him As soon as they can write better and they can like we all pretend as though Uh critical analysis is not something that requires a skill set like he's so quick He's he's among many to be very quick to dog on You know criticism And I'm not a fan of that mindset. It's like if you made a film You're like automatically better than anyone who just criticizes films like, okay Like creatively speaking you're superior because you've created while they no no no and I'm just like Fuck you some reviews take ages to make that are really well made Yeah, also. Let's take for instance. I don't know Hitler right? Oh, no, he's done one holocaust Me None not a single one through not a single holocaust and confirm Not one I I haven't haven't even tried Haven't even tried Okay, use Hitler for your uh captain marvel. Uh, sorry your uh brown table video rags I'm gonna use Hitler because it's a fucking great example He he likes to trot out his hitlers. It's true Listen Hitler is even in death Hitler is a useful man And what rags means is he has use okay, it's neutral to have use Yeah, he's usefulness can be taken from here So Um, I think that to Uh, I think r2 is supposed to be having thrusters makes absolute sense given that it's a droid meant to operate in space And might need to maneuver in zero g I mean, I don't have a problem with him having thrusters It's the problem of wait. Did you just rat con him into having thrusters without thinking about everything? he does in the ot which I think they're in the clear. I could be wrong But um, yeah, I can believe he has thrusters. That's fine That's a plate for a super battle droid thigh. Oh, there you go a thigh. It's quite sexy, isn't it? Super battle droid thigh You guys like thighs, right? Even if they are a part of super battle droids Yeah, I like me some droid thighs Oh, he's hugging me. Ew I'm getting me toed by a ghost. How fucked up is that? I don't even complain about that Kyle Reese it can't be bargained with it can't be reasoned with it doesn't feel pity remorse Terminator dark fate hold my beer. I mean, yeah Terminator dark fate just says they develop a conscience or some shit. I don't know Oh Fuck that memory Yeah Not the not that you should I have no, yeah, no, I have not no ever all I heard was I was Mildly interested and then I heard How terrible it was and I decided I had better things to do it upset people it upset children It made them cry. It doesn't deserve to be watched. That is the review There's all of the review Um Chris cuckman has pathetic written all over him. Oh my goodness. You guys got to be nice as a mr. Cuckman He didn't do nothing. He just didn't have a particularly good video about attack of the clones He made a bad video. You know, I'm I'm willing to bet that there's quite a few people who watch Chris stuckman in our audience actually quite a few Be honest people in chat press they like to dunk on Press zero if you watch Chris stuckman Unironically you like his his opinions and his input. All right, and don't feel ashamed. Just just I'm just curious Normally I want to see if I'm the other one Yeah, there's a couple. Okay. Yeah, we got a couple. Yeah We got some ones twos and fives. That means they watch him a lot It is a non-zero amount Who? Where have you been? No, oh people just straight up saying no No nor Negative 20. I don't even know what that means Are you stew until I realize he adds absolutely nothing to the review? Yeah, I mean, you know, that's harsh. I can't say you're wrong It's enough for some people that it's just a friendly face And you're curious what they thought of the movie like that can be enough And this is what I mean, right when he's like referring to critics as a whole doing xyz for the format I'm like chris. You're a part of a very specific format that Is just not like I feel like it's outclassed these days that format But it's quick. It's a really quick format gets out like before the movies even out so And a lot of people argue that that's why uh, it's a useful format because they'll have the non-spoiler review from someone You try saying hey, I liked it. Go see it. You know, it's there's still value there, right guys, right? guys Yeah Oh, yeah Oh, definitely No doubt about it Uh, we're almost there almost at the objective perfection of the hail fire droid at last the prequels will be redeemed We didn't even discuss the hail fire droid. We didn't even discuss how What Hail fire droid the two wheels droid that fires loads of rockets I adore I think you're silly Yeah, what is your heart take on hail fire droids? I think they look silly Um Well, see I'm biased because I liked playing with them in the different video games. I kind of think they look I if not cool Especially with the spray fire of rockets Whether or not they're functional is I don't fucking know. I'm assuming not The op in every game they're in they usually glass canony in the games Um, but even in battlefront 2 they're um, they're launching things like it's a complete lie, right? So as if you watch attack the clones one of those rockets can destroy an at The rct is a tank. Is it at rct? Which is like insane some like that Let's just call it that for a second the big tank things Mind you if you fire like fucking 20 of them in battlefront 2 directly into one of those things It does like nothing So I've been sold short by the movies into my video game and I demand Recompense that means pennies but recompt ATTE, okay I've released the booze The rides get this I just opened up something that releases another 50 ghosts into the house Why would you do that? I didn't I didn't know luigi didn't know I knew luigi didn't know We're gonna do what we did your brother only worse They locked him inside a painting so they're gonna do that to me but worse What do you think that means? All right. Oh, oh you've released all the ghosts. Why'd you fucking do that? Yeah, he's pissed at me, but it's fine I think anakin killing the tuskens was justified. They tortured shme to death and they literally only rate other people's stuff They're a blight. I mean, I don't know about that He killed the children and the children too. Did they all deserve it? I don't know What if they what if they were really really upset about how those two guys were treating shme and they were gonna Like they're like listen, we're gonna get her out and just this we know this isn't this isn't helping our image Okay, I mean the creepy masks don't help but this really doesn't really done do a lot for us could I feel like you should let her go And they refuse and they're like right that's it tonight We're gonna break her out and they start heading over there and then this guy comes out with a lightsaber and they're like What the fuck I mean, this is the thing man. You just you don't know you don't know I don't think it's plinkett's fault here. I just think people suck at criticizing the prequels AW thoughts on yms video on kimba. It's truly long and thick also shout out to ak rex also high rex Hello Um, yeah, the yms kimba video is really good. Everyone should go see it. I'm gonna shout it out in my tfa part three video It's so well researched. I I I struggled to think of the horrors that man went through having to watch so much kimba footage When that show I don't know man It's a weird one and I've seen a lot of the responses to his work And uh, bit bit weird. There's a lot of kimba fans out there are very upset with his video And uh, I don't know what to make of that to be honest with you Kimba fans. Yeah, they uh, they do not appreciate his input to say the least Uh, there's there's like threads that he was sharing on his twitter where they were like I'm not gonna listen to some lion king fanboy about how Lion king didn't rip off kimba And it's really weird because a lot of people who are like hyper defensive of kimba haven't watched the show Um, because honestly if you watch kimba the white lion back to back with lion king You will not understand even in the slightest how people connect them and yet The clips I've seen are On me there is oh you hit toe. Why would you do that? That's not fair Some weird shit That's the strange isn't it that is the strange that is the strange Um Saying yoda can't fight back is like telling a martial artist. He can't fight back because martial arts is meant for defense Like I think we distilled it down into more of what the point really is which is the people Don't know that we should be seeing yoda doing those things not that he shouldn't do them at all Just the should we be seeing him jumping around? I don't know And I think that's a fair discussion to have But if someone says like yoda said you should never fight I'd be like, oh that's bullshit I don't believe that for a second I don't believe yoda, but I also don't believe that you That he actually said that I mean I don't yoda's training luke to face vader It's not like he's like go and don't do anything Yoda is totally down with fighting to protect like a greater good or whatever Yoda should totally have gone with luke should have Fuck could you imagine yoda turned up their best spin with luke and they both fucking lightsaber fight vader Remember, oh dude vader is like am I on the council and considered a master now and yoda's like shut the fuck up Jesus let it go It's like there's laser to him for a little while Do you know what you did? He's like do you know what you did? He's like oh, I didn't make you a master He killed yoda I haven't forgotten about any of it vader you piece of shit He's like all right fine I had my reasons you had yours. He's like no. No, I don't think you can say that Kill children dude twice And luke is like did you he's like don't let's not we're not talking about old stuff. That was ages ago What what the hell children is such a relative term Do we do we even know how old they were and yoda's like yes. Yes, we do We have records. We know we we had to go to their families Anakin we had to tell them what happened Why'd you do it? This was a pr disaster No, you're never died in that room before you know, but And then they just like it is like so I'm guessing no one told you they attacked first and yoda's like You wouldn't dare. He's like, I mean that's what happened. I'm just saying defended myself. I didn't kill anyone on purpose I just it was self-defense Can you prove otherwise and fucking luke's just listening to all of this awkwardly We're gonna believe your dad or a goblin person Wow Then luke teams up with vader to kill yoda. I mean, I morally he was on the right, but like what a prick, right? Obi-Wan's watching all of it like Jesus can't believe this This is how it all goes down. We really Goblin man take me by the hand Lead me through the Jedi council Do you think this game legitimately scared like kids? What do you think this game really did scare kids? Maybe Some spooky elements here and there But I mean, you know It's not like it's binary kids like horror, right? But their version of horror is something that adults are like, oh Yeah, this is horror So I think luigi's mansion is probably perfect for that sort of thing I bet this is like an introduction to horror as a genre, you know for kids Like it's not probably it's probably not overbearing, but you know, it's some spooktisms Ellie davis in chat says they were scared by it rags. How does that make you feel? Oh my I mean, I can believe it I could see how we get especially if you're not used to it if you're not used to this sort of Aesthetic in this tone Mm-hmm Vader can claim it was a trolley problem so he didn't actually make a choice Yoda's gonna be like dude My best friend just said that the fat ghost that spews fireballs scares them in luigi's mansion Oh, he's yeah, I know him. I don't think we'll be able to see him before tonight's over. Maybe He's in the second floor. I think no wait He is in the lower floor. He's in that long man room In Kotor 2 an enemy using three floating lightsabers. Oh, all right. Yeah, that's a thing in Kotor Nido Looking for me Bootha Bootha is not a good name Um on Sargon stream academic agent compared Alderaan to the trolley problem Given the size of the galaxy Alderaan is equivalent to killing 78 people to save the entire uk popular No No, I'll make that argument not You can't say that they had to kill Alderaan to save the world. That doesn't make any sense. Where do you get this from? They did it entirely to scare people the only reason they did it terrible Uh, I mean people say the video is a beam. It's just like what kind of what? No No, what no no you can't I have that it's fucking wrong. That's wrong guys fucking raw Where's the lamb sauce? Um, he skipped it. Oh my god that inbred mongoloid 90 chromosome disnoid sack of sheet it. Oh my goodness Jesus Zach Gilbert running in with a full ko I give this video one Kamino Saber dart out of 10 because any more than one is overkill. All right I don't think people like the Chris Duckman video. I'm gonna be honest with you Dooku is a master duelist. He could fight float sabre I'm sure he could I'm sure he could battle it back against Yoda. That's probably true Thinking quickly the phantom mini soldier throws a molotov at the tank Objectively shit design causes it to catch on fire the screams of the disnoids being burned alive can be heard from the outside So the soy tank is just really poorly designed. So that's how we can explain that they have tanks. I'm following I see Also, I'm not actually sure what I'm supposed to do next. I've completely kerf forgotten to did Oh wait, I know there are other ghosts to get In the baby's room we got to go back to the baby and kill the ghost that's now nesting in there That's metal. Yeah Mel's not even here too. So how do you explain that? Uh, love you guys. Hope you well sands is in smash. Hi mubishly kidney stone free here spinning crane kick j Spinning crane kick j I get it Also happy to hear it kidney stones are a penis But in a bad way This horrible cries of the boo. He is now defeated His hilariosity reviews aren't much better. Oh, what a what does that mean? Hilariosity is that like films that are really bad Uh, he basically just makes up like a long well, I wouldn't call it a long review Is it longer than 20 minutes? I usually I really made Sorry, what would you say? Yeah, I Said like he did a hilariosity for the room. He did a hilariosity for the wickerman Hilariosity, uh much to his credit I will say for our dragon ball evolution, which is a Dumpster fire We're gonna talk about that But um, yeah, they're they're more entertaining. I find a step up from his regular videos Hmm What would Yoda's stripper stage name be? You know how that is Uh, how about boulder holder? Why is that specific to yoda at all because he holds boulders with the force? I mean, they're not really boulders. They were just pieces of rock because he's tiny Isn't a boulder have to be like a little more spherical than just a rock? I don't know. I feel like it has to I feel like they're the rules Fine I don't know. How about the jolly green giant? And every time someone walks in he's like you want to know why they call me that I was gonna go white know why the jolly green giant they call me. Do you? All you hear is just the plop the plop Thing hitting the Oh The soldier guns down any disnoid that tries to escape the burning metal husk Mustn't allow any escape lest they infect other fandoms content with his victory. He returns to his slumber Very violent story But I mean, can we really complain about the destruction of soy tanks? I feel like they're they're an abomination What would be this? What would the stats be on a soy tank? Like we'll self detonate after a certain amount of time Um Yo mohler, I'm working on a meme. What are all the ways I can get it to you So first and best would probably be discord Because once you send it in and get a mod's attention it goes into the memes section and I'm able to easily see them all in a big Line essentially, um the subreddit. That's probably the next best place. I may catch it there I don't catch everything there though and then the third best is twitter where It's I'd say less likely that I'll catch it there than it is likely, but it's still possible And I don't really know of any other ways that really consistently Um the best part and he skipped it Oh the wall part between the robots killing younglings. Oh, that's the next movie. That's an actual can't talk to him Yeah, I hear people say best part and I just assume it's gonna keep going younglings I don't want to talk about the best part. No one must talk about their favorite part Um What if they cast straight younglings would that help? No, I feel like that would not help things. I feel like that would be a PR disaster and Health issues as if they need any more PR disasters, too Imagine how bitter they would grow up to be. Oh, yes What to me like what do you mean not everyone's like that? What? And then like kiyati mundi race because it's getting extinct. He gets to keep his and they're all like wow He doesn't get he doesn't just get to keep his just to use it. He No, no, no, he he doesn't just get to keep his he gets all of the other ones Why? No That's weird dude. Yeah, it's real weird Again, PR disaster when that gets out local mundi man has all of the peas like that's not gonna That's gonna look bad on the paper This job, uh, I guess You know slug reproduction is very different from human I don't I I assume we all knew that I don't know the details, but I just assume As if we believe you don't know the details of slug reproduction I legitimately have no clue. All right. Does anyone believe that? No, I know how worms do it because the best of the worst I've forgotten How do worms do it? Huh? Oh, they just like a big Squishy squirmy dirty fuckpile Oh I mean if that gets the job done, I can't judge Um Raw for efap 100 it'll be great for our PR. I don't actually think he turns up much here anymore It's very selective. I think when we talk about Joker, he turns up That man likes his Joker Marking the reading of super chat tisms for 88 Yes, we are reading those out. Um, I throw the pity at the theo Pity you've had you you've had pity thrown at you. I don't know how do you react? Thank you. All right. Thanks for your pity. I guess. I mean, yeah, it's kind of them You have pity now. You can use that later. Put it in your um, yeah We can pull it out against the boss later. Is that like madman's knowledge and Yes Even though it's mostly detrimental to you madman's knowledge, isn't it? No, no, no. Well, yes, but also no, you can use it to buy stuff Oh, yeah outside of that part. It's meant on you when walking around with uh Yeah, is it madman's knowledge and it turns into insight, right? Yeah. Yeah Oh video games how weird you are They're great. Yeah pretty cool Everyone gangster till the roof starts speaking korean What? Okay Custom robo best gc game ever Really that is it and no it wasn't is it better than all the ones i've played so far? I don't think so. I remember some of the options just being like flat out broken But like exploitable That's just too so good so effective I uh Where are we efep 100 we need another round of nazi or movie bob I feel like that's a well that's been drained, you know I don't think that we'll be able to do that all over again Also took fucking ages because he's just got so many goddamn quotes That's gonna be one of those you refer back to that efep if you want to ever see those systems, you know Um Just wanted to say rags had a bad take on us orcs in the last efep we orcs aren't all that bad hashtag orcs rise up Like what works rise up you're welcome to rise up and nobody's gonna stop you Uh thoughts without content are empty also high rags Hello If they did the last battle on a planet like camino and they were under water At least they can't find up thing would make some sense because it's pretty easy to lose direction in deep water Oh, he's just bubbles. I still wouldn't like that at all I just I just don't can we not why do we have to do this? Why is this You know no because you still have like ears and a nose and stuff and you you have Organs that will allow you to tell which way which way gravity is pulling. Why do we have to why are we locking ourselves into this anyway? Stupid like there's no way it once you see any bubbles or anything the the bubbles are gonna go up It's really dark rags. Okay. Everything's really dark Oh A general general pride has to pull out his mobile phone and turn on the torch and then he has to blow bubbles outside It's a really intense scene um Thoughts without content are empty also high rags Hello I think I read that one already. I think my brain's a bit melty again. Uh-oh. I've been up for how long are we going? Ooh, we're up to 10 hours. Seriously Yeah Oh Wow time travels faster than you realize sometimes Um All right in that case. I'm gonna try and get these the superstars for this episode done. We're getting close ish And uh, we will we will catch up with the rest probably in the following week I'm a ram those 32 missiles up stuckman's ass I think he's talking about the hail fire droids missiles That would be my theory when will elon musk be on efap? Um rags, how are we looking on that from? I said that one with time elon musk. He's coming on efap anytime soon Um, no plans for it, but we're definitely not gonna say no if he ever comes and contacts us wants to talk about movies star wars marvel You'd have something to say about star wars, wouldn't they? I I do. Yeah, I think elon could have some pretty interesting opinions and all this stuff So yeah, if anyone wants to let elon musk know to come on to the efap podcast I would love to pick this man's brain. He's probably sick about talking about just sick of talking about Star market too electric cars in space. He probably just wants to talk about some cool shit like movies I think so. So yeah elon musk 2020. Let's make it happen. No politics. No technology. We just talk about movies and stuff Good old goddamn good fashioned movies About six months ago. I was watching one of fringy streams and he said cosmo isn't that bad. His video's pretty good I would like to apologize for my error That does not sound like fringy I don't believe you for a second um I recently watched 12 angry men both 57 There we go Both 57 and 97 for the first time. They are both so boner inducing. I ruined my pants like rags ruined grandma. Hi Hello, hello, and yeah, I'm glad that we're all very aware that that event took place and no, you know, we're appreciating its significance Um, also cosmo is the video game donkey of movie reviews. Take that how you will I feel like the donkey's better, but maybe I'm wrong Um, I've voted into office I jeb am thrilled to announce that hate mongering Verbal terrorists of the toxic brood will be my vice president. Please clap Wow no one collapsed Oh, there we go. You got some So what was that the uh the person's name? Oh john ellis bush bush Oh, I thought it was uh hate monger The rest of the toxic I'm afraid I can't push the door clap. So Yeah, you can you can do one hand claps like that. You hear that one hand clap Um Wow, your power levels Theo they disappoint me master Theo you disappoint me Um, when are you hacks gonna finish the e-fab villain rankings? You did the memes and then stopped you never went back to finish it been waiting months Yeah, we never started the villain rankings as far as I know We only did the meme rankings because it took fucking ages to do the meme rankings for some reason Unless you mean to are we gonna finish the meme rankings because we got new villains like it. Ah fucking I don't know. It's too hard to keep track of what I think we could do Is maybe have like a villain tournament We put like brackets and then you randomize all the names of all the people we've covered and then they all fight and we decide Who would win? But we'd have to figure out what the rules are for that because I don't know like their badness What do you think? Yeah, if it was randomized it'd be like no point. I'd want it to be Wait, what do you mean why? Like who would randomly win? No, so Randomize the names to all be generated into a tournament bracket system Right, so oh, okay. You end up with like movie bob versus quinton and j versus i don't know Captain midline. We have to come up with Different challenges for each pair Maybe and maybe the challenges could be randomized and we have to see which villain would do better on the challenge But they'd be silly little I don't know if that would be unsatisfying if someone was to win via luck there though, right? um Like you had Yeah, we could we'd have to come up with something I figure it would just be like Honestly badness is probably the way to go but then I feel like we could probably people probably able to figure out who's gonna win Pretty quickly. Yeah, um, I would like for there to be some other aspect to it in some way Oh, I mean We can ask chat if they have any ideas One has to kill the other Geez One must eat the other Oh Oh booby bob. No He sees j that's a fairly small amount like no One quarter portion Uh shopping carts that look like cars are the best All right Uh messed up my first super chat. So here's another also love you guys also also high rags Also, also also rags quick being useless and make more videos Oh, don't worry big one's on the way. It'll be my best one yet In fact, I actually talked to a guy yesterday to see if I could use his music in my, uh Some of his tunes in my Uh That sounds sweet We it's happening Mula go over in detail all of your feelings when watching the end of tabula rasa Specifically when goodbye to you plays hit me right in the feels I can't explain stuff like that. It's filled with spoilers That's one of the best episodes of that season and that season doesn't have bad episodes So it says a lot, but uh, yeah, it's fucking great And uh, everything everything falls apart. There's also an episode in that season called entropy Which is pretty suitable considering everything that goes on But what? Yeah, go ahead. Oh, just I was gonna say but uh I'm glad that means you're probably enjoying it if you're watching it because I recommended it That'll be good But if you're watching it anyway, because you already liked it in the first place then it works too Um, what if we had the um, what the um The contest for all of the efet villains. What if it was like a dating contest? Like a match like a matchmaking game or something or like the bachelor or something like that How would it how would it how does it work? I don't know I don't I didn't realize that was the the water one. I should always go with the opposite of what I think it is Where is my batwoman woman episode give me it j longboat is ahead of you long man I'm surprised. She hasn't finished him up yet, but uh, yeah, I believe this listen guys. Okay. Listen Let's let's say there's even 10 to come. I don't actually know how many there are to come But let's just say for a second that there are 10 Batwoman season 2 is not going to stop for so long That like you guys are going to be dry on batwoman content for a very long time So take the delay as a plus. All right. It's a plus. I swear You'll eventually get them and you'll be happier for it. You'll be happier for it But uh, the the the genuine thing is the the editor is on his way. He's he's getting there and uh we'll um They're gonna be good. I swear to god. We still got three to record. So we'll be getting there too But um, I will be very sad if we don't get any more batwoman because that show is great In its own way. I would I'd cry. I would cry If they stopped looking batwoman, that's homophobic They they confirmed like we're definitely getting a season 2. I'm pretty sure so It's just not gonna have ruby rows in it But you know You take your wins and your losses as you get them Did you know that when you eat up a bunch of music sheets that is the weakness for a music ghost? Well, they're watching you destroy art. So of course that would weaken them They'd be terrified that you decided to yet another video game where I am destroying art This is something going on here. That's why you picked this because of this part. You wanted to Destroy art rags stop revealing my true intentions That's what you you brought it up first um How can we put certain stream archives on moola and other archives in what has junkyard? So what does junkyard is exclusive like random gaming streams or random streams where I'm just talking to somebody while The moola ones are usually always going to be more media related I guess And much more purpose and anything that's deaf definitively efab relate so like it's all efab outside of What have we got so far? It's like The conversations about the game of thrones episodes So like they feel a little bit more special than a random gaming stream So they ended up on there and then there's the eu episodes Which were essentially just really good times had by efab crew in a non efab setting that may not be related to a specific You know media thing could be like a debate or whatever else It's not a perfect system, but I think it makes sense. I think I think there's some sense there. What do you guys think think sense? Yeah, yeah, okay I think the system is bro. I think it makes sense Thank god You guys looking forward to cyberpunk 2077 Sure I'll I'll check it out if everyone says it's great. I still probably won't even then because I'm weird with games these days cautiously interested You're optiously costumistic Yeah Also tall man stay tall and hello raga docio ragu. You sassy doggo Oh, hello to you too The nice jedi trailer it's on youtube. It's like two minutes long. You'll love it. Go check it out. Also Privet rags Oh Privet to you pineapple pizza or pea peanut butter mayo And banana sandwich Oh, I think I'm going with the pizza on that one peanut butter mayo banana The sandwich would be over quicker, but then the pizza is probably pretty salvageable even with the pineapple, right? Yeah Because I Do not like I just I think that the pineapple pizza sounds less revolting There you go fellas there you go um Who's a good boy? I am that's me. That's me. I am I'm I'm a good boy. That is me Uh Also efab gaming trouble in tear or wrist town when? Trouble in oh that'd be a great game to play. We should play trouble in terrorist town But they said tear or wrist. Oh, fuck. I'm so retarded. Of course. They're not allowed to write terrorist Of course, this is modern youtube. You can't write before terrorist Lol tear or wrist Tear or wrist. I was trying to figure that out. I was like is there and I can the tear and wrist here It's so very confusing No, I'm not Yeah, I don't say I don't think he's My humble opinion, you know the same uh Fucking boo do it Rags ruined grandma mola murdered grandma. Oh, no Grandma's just not having a good day They hear boo. Don't you dare Uh, when you hear how the fandom phantom menace debate went and then it's all been in vain the fellowship has failed Um, that's that's not an optimistic outlook. That's what I'll say about that Feel like the prequel arc, you know Is reflective of the prequels. Everyone says phantom menace is the worst one, right? Right? It's that or attack of the clones Out of the prequels. Anyway, that means that this one is the best of the prequel arc so far. Does everyone agree on that? I think so Shool the thing is You had to deal with cosmonaut in the second one, which was really tough That was like the romance in attack of the clones for a lot of people, you know Cosmonaut they were like, yeah, the stuff I like about the second clones the romance of youtube Yeah, the second prequel if I was cool and everything there's lots of things to like but god damn the the cosmonaut romance like You've entered tired rag state, dude I've been I've been tired for a while As have I had to get up at 6 30 this morning and deal with shit And so I I'm going on 12 Yeah, I'm looking at what's it's it's 11 o'clock for me right now I've been going a while You're going a while You're going about I don't know how many hours that is like 15 16 hours. I ain't saying I'm gay, but I'd slam bang rags pretty human Hey stop it spooky ghosts. No dude Do you like I know this is gonna sound pretty bigoted, but don't you hate waiter ghosts? Oh, the ones that deliver food to chuncus ghosts. Oh, this is the chuncus guy by the way Oh, I feel like this guy is I feel like these waiters are just enabling him. I do too I'm pretty sure this is the one that they were talking about he check out check out. He's about to do the thing He's doing it. Here he goes. Oh my god Rags this terrified somebody when they were younger I uh, oh, I could see what uh, that's that's like job of the hut ghost job of the hut firing fireballs Could you imagine? Okay, those things easy to dodge though. They really are I feel like it's almost The pain it must inflict on him to belch up fireballs That's how you beat him. He gets tired of doing this. Oh my god, that's fat shaming Not ironically yet He's like, oh my Jesus, I can't do this no more. Wait, can you just go back and What's the strategy Well, I got to do the exact same thing. I just did now again. It's a weird weird system um Those reviews are my username. Thank you for enduring those today. I hope you all stay well and have a splendid sunday Oh, his his username is insult to the human race. I fault. Oh, there you go Mola, you're by now. Okay. All right, fine. I'm by Mola. You're not un-gay. I am not un-gay That means I am gay. All right, following he's by now He's by now This ghost just wants one more quarter portion Just one Mola, you're an asexual now. Hey, look, that's where we're at. Remember when I read that out? That's where we're actually at now Mola, you're now the asexual Mola, you're gay again. Why why must you play with this? I can't it can't stay consistent whatsoever Rags, what's the best star trek show and why is it deep space nine also watch star trek mola? It hasn't been quite ruined as hard as star wars probably true I never watched deep space nine. That wasn't one that I really give a lot of look I'm most familiar with the original series and uh tng tng mostly and some voyager, but mostly tng Well Give me that give me give me that That ghost Greetings long moop. Hello. Thanks to you. I started watching buffy and I love it I'm on season three right now and I decided to watch all of season one and two to truly appreciate how good you say It gets later also high roogs Hello yet another victim in the mula buffy pantheon It is kind of uncanny now how many people are super chat about that Dragon it encourages more like people like what is this shit? I got to know what this is what's going on here Gotta see this goofy show Yeah, and then they watch season one. They're like Jesus Christ It was all a lie Disgusting lie Come back boo Bo bo you basted Oh son of a bitch Got him uh bell of lost souls says empire was right Um empire was right about what they might have been right about something You know some of the some of their policies may have been all right Who knows man, they could have explored that man They could have explored being good at Mandalorian Ifap gaming of hit and run make it happen with rags That game isn't co-op It's good. There's that there's that weird racing game that in it, but that's not very good Like as much as that's co-op. It's kind of poop. I remember um One of one of my like birthday parties We were like playing Mario party for a while because that's just great multiplayer game And then I was like oh hit and run has like A fucking multiplayer to some things sort of in it like we swapped to it We played it once and then we were like okay back to maripai like right now, please Die icicleman So this is how complicated the game gets rags. We're dealing with the rock paper scissors of elements. You got water fire and ice What what do you think beats what wait? Water fire water and ice Mm-hmm. You'd think they'd be water fire ice and the equivalent of ice for fire Like or something or like rock or wind or something. You see fire beats Ice but it's by water ice beats water But it's beaten by fire and water beats fire but it's beaten by ice So water beats fire fire beats ice. How does ice beat water because it freezes it and turns it into more ice No No, that's not how it works rags. I'm a scientist. I I know this I have done both of them You know who the real winner is fucking The oxygen oxygen water turns ice into water and water turns flames into not being there See this is this is you just nick you nitpick I know I'm a nitpicker. I know I'm a Nintendo isn't about this right? It's about the fun. How did it make you feel? How did it make you feel? Tell me I wonder if the food in this man should kill anybody. That's why all the ghosts are here. Someone left a fucking Lobster in the fridge for too long This place is cursed like the amount of people who died horribly here that have unfinished business So they're lazy and dead That's actually kind of cool sucking the tablecloth off. That was probably really nifty back in them. Oh, yeah, dude. There's loads about this game. This is really cool really pushing the And how does it make you feel? Do you reckon that's what he says after a like a bad orgasm? Oh, how did that make you feel? No, they like complained goes, but how did it make you feel? Like really bad I guess He's on move Claims not to be a sex weirdo yet has rags Yeah, I'm a sex weirdo being in proximity to a sex weirdo does not make you a sex weirdo. Okay Um, oh wait, did Theo has Theo answered the halloween christmas question? I remember I don't think I have have I well there you go answer it Uh, fuck It's too early in the morning for the shit Uh tentative christmas I guess That's another one for christmas team crimbo They're building their numbers. They will attack soon. I'm sure of it Well, uh Halloween simpsons is the horrible now christmas chad dads is amazing There you go. That's the that's the truth right there um All right jar jar if voiced by david hater Why do you want him voiced by david hater? um Even I think you should watch hardcore henry and i'm the hail fire droid is perfect guy That's the way we identify people now Oh god, it says angry doggo. Don't eat me. I forgot how to do this. I gotta I gotta get a bone. I think We have these bone give give give bone Uh Mr. Bone. Oh, there we go Don't touch me dog. Oh All right, now the bone Hey rags, would you say a dog is that the most vulnerable when chewing on a bone? No, probably when they're like sleeping Yeah, I think you can make the algorithm control. I just murdered a dog ghost. How does that make you feel? But he's already dead You're saying I put him to rest. Is this a good thing? He went to his his forever sleep. Yes Instead of his undead sleep, which I don't know what you're supposed to make of that, you know um Have you seen drawn together or wonder chosen? Drawn together sounds familiar Drawn together does sound familiar, but I haven't seen it Um Not wonder chosen though. I don't know about that one Punished jar jar kernel misa trying to sneak past the gods, but misa dummy thick and clapper misa's butt cheeks are licking Oh I think I found out where we're at in this super Maybe Hopefully that means we're Hey, is anyone seen mike roach lately? Mike Oh michael Now there's a four-hour cut of revenge of the sith that people are asking lucas to release would be nice to have a three-hour cut Of t2 with more future war t2's perfect though We have t2 alone Maybe the prequels would improve it for release the bonus footage. Who knows? No Yeah, stay away. No nor Don't do it Atheo good to see you back on efap again Uh good to be back. It was fun Hmm Uh, I show up late and molar is playing h and r ye Well, i'm currently playing luigi's mansion. So i'm sorry about that um Oh dris There's skellum and everywhere Skellington's what happens to these dudes then they like became skeletons and then they died Don't want to explain this to me You duded your last two Stop that. Yeah, how come I bet these guys are upset Like they don't we don't get to be in the house for eternity We've got to be out here in the graveyard. There ain't nothing to do out here Yeah, I'm gonna say it. It doesn't really make a lot of sense. There you go. I said it They can have a piano They got a baby Wait forget I said that This was a while ago now, but why did Sitch say that dath mol should have turned his back on a jedi master with a lightsaber that would be suicide Oh, I think when he was he referring to when he should have ignored quay gone and gone for the ship I think was what sitch was saying Either way. Yeah, I mean if if If that's what the reference was then yeah, I I think it makes more sense that dath mol went for quay gone first I show up late And molar is now playing. Oh wait. I read that one my bad Rain melty Hey molar. I had something I wanted to say but I kept missing the livestreams for so long that I forgot what it was So just hello, I guess Hello Watch try gun if you want to see a hero that doesn't put that doesn't kill put to the test I think it's Oh a hero that doesn't kill put to the test commas guys. Super useful Um, it's a good anime. Oh, I mean if it's a good anime I found a lot of people seem to claim Animations are good and it's all over the spectrum Have you noticed this theo because I have noticed this I have noticed this I can attack the chagons pretty good You know, I covered him in goop slime What up my orcs and high rags? Hello What Uh, I'm sorry. Hi. I I just saw like it was weird blank for a moment I thought you were gonna answer a question, but I was like I didn't ask what Where are we going? All right. Anyway, uh Uh Rags go back and play mass effect three, but before the final mission play the citadel dlc. It's the ending everyone wanted Oh, wow. I had no idea about it Where is purple man? Give me. Oh, there he is. Oh Um What do you guys thoughts on first time experience versus replay value, which is more important? Um Which which is more important? Yeah, first time experience will replay value. I really feel like that's pretty much entirely down to the genre Depends on the experience they present it to me Yeah, if it's some games are Really incredible For like a first time like soma The second time you play it through is not going to have nearly as much impact probably because it's so story and narrative focused um But some games like um You know more at how and call of duty and Battlefield and multiplayer games like that you want to replay replay replay replay replay and Yeah, it just it depends. There's there's too many variables there Yeah, it's really hard to call on that one Um, hey ragu Hey I have experience in firearms, but handguns have always felt awkward to me Rifles are much more comfortable to shoot. What is your favorite type of firearm? Uh rifles Rifles are much better to shoot. They're easier to shoot them. Well, uh, generally more satisfying A lot of times often cooler Normally more stuff you could do with them um They are easier shooting. I totally agree Well, there we have it um Best swords to buy on the market question mark I shad recommended me albion As the company to make swords and I bought a land graph from them and i'm very pleased with it so far So it was expensive, but how many orcs have you killed? orcs I am Uh Not gonna go public about that. It makes sense. No. Yeah, I can keep to myself It's like the uh tusken raiders But you will admit you killed the women and the children Just not how many That's a yes That's to bail to work mohler. You're an inverse sexism. Hi rags. Goodbye grandma Hello rags. Goodbye grandma. Yeah, that's how it goes Moly you said in efap 87 splinter is your favorite TMNT character So as a follow-up which version do you prefer human turned rat or mutated rat? Um I feel like human turned rat is more tragic. So I'll pick mutated rat for the sake of the rat at least it gets to talk You know if it's painfully mutated, you know, that sucks But at least you know, you got some upgrades while the human rat and for one of them It's like, you know, there's a you know, there's a human in there, you know, but But the rat is just this it's just a rat. It's a rat It got bigger. It wasn't a human. It did get bigger. That's true Clone Wars actually enhances Anakin's character by focusing on his attachment with Ahsoka. Theo is wrong about the clone wars as well I never claimed to know anything just I know people whose opinions I trust who know stuff and I've seen it And they tell me the opposite Rags can you recommend me a good gaming monitor? Um, I talked about this a little bit in the ketchup stream, but ketchup But I would it depends on what you're doing How powerful your computer is General rules though because you haven't provided me any drill specifics. So I don't want to get specific with my answer Um, highly highly recommend g-sync Highly recommend g-sync um Wouldn't recommend going larger than 27 inches That's me though. It's my preference. I think once you get past 27 It's just it's difficult to keep track of what's going on because there's so much space um, and if you have to choose between um If you go too big, but you can't have the resolution to support it then the image will look blurry Um, for instance, if I play a 1080p game on my 27 inch monitor, it will look blurry Um, because you know get stretched out a bit um I would uh make sure you have your maximum refresh rate actually enabled on the monitor settings um and What else would I recommend I guess? um Don't I would say don't worry too much in terms of like the panel type and how the colors will be Your eyes will adjust to anything um If the differences are small certainly I mean barring the extremes But generally I prefer bigger frame rates over, um You know better graphics generally um so Those are my general general thoughts on it, I suppose Are you cool? Yeah, y'all have been helping me through some real tough times. Thank you from the bottom of my heart and high rags Oh, um, hello, and uh glad we can help, you know, absolutely here Um Hope you're doing uh better Molo, what are your thoughts on civil war and end game? Uh I love both, but one end game is not good film objectively Agreed end game is a disaster to be honest with you Not a lot of it makes any sense at all civil war on the other hand is excellent And my favorite comic book movie That is that is the hot take Uh, because the correct answers people usually go with are the dark knight Logan What are the other ones guys help me out Um spider-man 2. Yeah, that'll be another one Infinity war I think so. Yeah, some people pick iron man. I think Yeah, some people would um For so superhero movies. Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, I was gonna say comic book, but I mean superhero kind of just general Yes, or the same thing. Um I never understood the hate for end game Like I mean it's got a lot of love. It's just the lots of things don't make any fucking sense. Unfortunately It is a very nice bag um, no, I mean like the the type of uh From my my special circles people were I I told people I was like, yeah, that was Fantastic, I was on my like just out of the theater high though And then they see it and then they were like What are we talking about? It was boring. It was like just nothing happened till the final act. I'm like Because like I thought uh mechanics aside. I thought like characters. I mean stuff happened Yeah, plenty happened. Yeah, I thought it was uh more about the characters than actual like aspect As a fact the the big showdown at the end with the army's flashing that took me I don't know if that took you by surprise took me by surprise. I was just I just thought Like the core three Avengers. We're gonna fight Thanos That I was all satisfied with that and then the army's Didn't surprise me. I thought it was basically obligatory Yeah, I was expecting there to be a huge Team up payoff. So I was curious how they were gonna do it and when Thanos's ship appeared through the thing I was like, how the fuck does that make any sense? Okay, I guess we're getting a big army battle now That that raised a massive vibra from like, um, just some stuff that was saying about like how bored them was like I've watched these characters just back with each other for like now Australia wouldn't get bored They'd play off each other Character-wise it was right uh mechanics I thought they'd be They'd be happy to oriented We can't hear like half the words you're saying. Yeah, I think I think it is the sensitivity actually like if you just Uh, it's better if I like right up to the microphone. Yeah, I think so now I was just a good. I was saying like I didn't really understand the the the picture like hatred something or uh Going at end game like absolutely. It's got problems Mechanically the story but I was like character-wise. I thought people more people would feel fulfilled as a movie Um, I guess I would depend on what your favorite character was like they Here's the thing if that movie didn't do Iron Man as good as it did We I would be much less in a position to defend it. Yeah, that's true Fearless all fan. You're not gonna be too pleased Yeah, if you're a big Thor guy, then I could see why you would just hate in-game and Luckily, I I they're having James Gunn do the third Guardians movie, right? Yeah I think that he could he could absolutely Yeah, and Tyker has Thor in Thor love and thunder, right? He's gonna be in that so like We'll have to see where this goes. We don't know yet Yeah across your fingers. Oh, yeah, pretty much. But yeah, I didn't like some of the I didn't like the way they did a lot of stuff but um I will say that before I forget we were talking about superhero movies that people generally point out as the greatest I think a lot of people would point to Superman of 1984 First one. Yeah, it's possible Uh, it's kind of like a classic I think it's 1984, isn't it? I mean chat will find we'll discover the truth of it soon enough. I know it wasn't 80 No, it wasn't 1984. It was uh, 1978, right 1978 Superman. I'm sorry. I Yeah, I think Yeah, it's just sort of a kind of a classic, you know Christopher Yeah There's some there's some cool stuff I I need to really watch it from the beginning to end, but I've seen a lot of really nifty clip And there's other some good stuff in there. I really like Yes, he's very iconic and very iconic iconic iconic iconic My tunnel business I should Batman begin over the dark night and play on I begin What was that? I I put Batman begins over the dark night That's a halting. Go for it attack people who disagree with you Do I just I don't know. I just got more of a Batman vibe from it to perfectly honest Like the the city it gets me with Batman begins is not to go too long here, but like The city of Gotham in Batman against had far more character to what I felt In Batman and Robin and a lot of character It's actually a fair point we make it because the city in dark night is just uh city Yeah, it's pretty indistinguishable because that's the thing. It is a real city. Well in Batman begins It felt like they were really trying to make Gotham its own sort of thing Which they do in uh, even the Joel Schumacher ones and the Tim Burton ones So there you go guys the dark night bad Uh, where are we? Play this with germa for efap gaming as well, please if you're talking about Simpsons hit and run Or luigi's mansion is probably at this point neither of these are co-op games. Okay Can't be playing without people Also, this doesn't really work for efap gaming efap games supposed to be like games we play with other people, you know Yeah, like we play the game together. That's the sort of thing this sort of just became a um, that's why it's super chats and gaming People i've had nothing but positive responses from people seeing games while this is going on Some people have said like it's finally not boring to watch super chats And i was like i didn't know that people were watching super chats like i figured they just listened to them Yeah, but like that's the sort this is why it's good to kind of get this sort of thing said so that we know Because i mean this thing i've been playing these games since i was a super young longman so Like i can play them indefinitely I honestly think that if i was talking to somebody i could just can't play Mario Sunshine on repeat until i turn to dust i'm not sure why Reminds me of good times Rags ruined efap gaming when he gets a grenade listen, okay Just because Why would you make f not the flashlight button but the fire grenade button I can't think of any other game where f is a grenade rags. I'm sure it may be something Is this oldest i am a fighting a grandma and i have to throw knitting balls at her This imagine being an old person and you die and your ghost is an old person Feel very I feel like she's got a worse deal than the skeletons because at least the skeletons sound like limited Yeah, they're limber and they're dutton and Tootin and out there having good Fuck you Half of my mask You know, I don't have a mask because i'm a ghost is the hair Ghost hair. I just ruined grandma. Oh, dude. Oh god. You did ruin grandma. You sucked grandma into your Little backpack into my chute Uh, hope nobody's precincts get overrun and burned tonight Fucking yeah, I don't want places burned E fat movies Jurassic world fooling kingdom I I don't know. Is this some movies where I just I don't know you just sort of think about it All right, they oh like I don't know if it'll oh you're ugly and fat She's in the shower She's she's a chungus and you just spray icy icy shit all day and she goes Like what was she doing that was so wrong other than I gotta get the ghosts out of you, man. They gotta go How how many of these ghosts do you ask to leave before you forcibly evict them with zero again? Wow Absolute zero complete ghostly saturation Yeah, this one's pretty brutal. Just fucking yank right what I will say is every time you clear them the lights come on So what does that say? If you if you let the dead go then the path will become clear. Is that what the game is saying? I don't know man. It's complicated. It's a controversial. This game is very adult This place is ruled by those who are dead and the dead keep it Away shot. Oh, that's a game. I could play on this tizmy shit. Is uh, the Lord of the Rings return to the king Yeah Okay, this thing man. We've got no limits gamecube. No limits Well gamecube. Nope. No limits. No limits I'd let yeah, man. I would absolutely um You know, I could play yeah, I could do super chance and play Resident Evil 4 and forever. I feel like yeah It's just it's just objectively the best resident evil and anyone who says otherwise is just objectively wrong It needs to be shot. I mean persuaded otherwise You need to be sucked with my ghost sucker Ghost sucked. I need to give you a little ghost suck. Why not? Okay, now I'm going Downed. Oh, that doll's open now sweet Um misa gonna give you the bongo to go through the planet call Go through Your planet call with jar jar. Yeah, I don't know sounds interesting Uh jar jar gonna give you the big gungan penis. See that one was just blatant. They wouldn't even try it It wasn't clever at all. It's just it's just straight up Just straight up just penis cock We make one as bad. Look at these. Look at these people in chat suggesting even for a moment that Resident Evil 4 isn't the best resident evil Heretics, that's what I say heretics non true believers Um The hail fire droid looks silly bad dog rad bad sprays water bottle. Oh my god What if what if rags has an umbrella what you're gonna do then? That's what I thought Uh, if you had to pick would you rather look like jar jar or talk like jar jar? We keep getting asked this What do we decide on look like jar jar, right? We decided that we wanted to look like jar jar, didn't we? Yeah because I concluded that my voice is well, I mean Jarvis probably got a big dick. It doesn't ruin our careers. We're sounding like him You could pretend to be a normal person on the internet kind of like how some people think I'm a human on the internet even though I'm a dog The ghost or squatters in his mansion rags. It's luigi's right to a victim I don't agree. It's his right to a victim. He just should have been nicer about it I'll be honest. I'm not a hundred percent clear on ghost lore so um Guys i'm currently working on an in-depth star wars examination So thanks another efap. I can't listen to for another month. Thanks. Looking forward to it. Oh very well Well, you have fun when you finally get to it Uh, what's you guys's take on potatoes? Uh, I like potatoes I like him too. Um, I had I actually had some this morning had some hash browns this morning I it's the first time I've gone to a place because I had to get up. It's like 6 30 ish and do stuff, uh, but beforehand Uh took dad to a waffle house before went out and did a bunch of stuff and It was the first time I like eating at a restaurant in ages. It felt like It was nice to go out and do something normal Mm-hmm, and it was it was a waffle house and they had like half of the place was like cordoned off They've removed half the chairs and stuff. So you had to have tables and stuff between you but It was really good and it was really nice to just do something normal. Just go out and eat somewhere I'm a big fan of waffle house. Waffle houses are As the question was about potatoes, but I'll allow it Hash browns. I know but you went into just you just took a lot of a waffle house Well The people came for potatoes ranks People came for the potatoes and they got the story about the waffle house potatoes that will Hash browns Oh, no, an evil mushroom Belich he said Belich he reaped You reap what you sow Remember them. Do you remember the patriots ranks? Remember them? Biotalk infinite Yeah, I do kind of annoying And then the the chungus people the handyman they were really fucking annoying They were they weren't fun to fight. No By a big daddies are really fun to fight Those fuckers we're playing and prepare and there were different kinds of big daddies that did different things the environment And you can use splices And you're you had all of these different Plasmids that you could use and all the different ammo types Like you'd you'd save all your electric buck for the um Yeah, you could like nuke them if you had the right things saved at the right time handyman just annoying as hell and you knew just you knew to save it because you're like Oh, they're gonna be big daddy fight and not all big daddies. You needed to fight A lot of them were just around I remember being so disappointed when you jump onto the handrail when when you've imbalanced the handyman They just electrocute the handrail. It's like, oh, you can just do that Okay I that seems lazy. This is really satisfying in that Yeah, I feel like if you're gonna make me fight a handyman You need to design a level to where I can't handrail away and have that just be a thing they do Like rip electrocute. We don't like bio shock infinite in this house. Okay people Resonator Years ago It's a bad video game that one It's not good Yeah, see when you say it's bad and then you say it's not good. I see that as kind of the same thing kind of But I think you guys probably agree. I am oh Maybe fucking I can't tell with the way I'm aiming whether or not I'm actually hitting this poor man I have to kill you sir. It's just it's the way it is Uh use hunger game simulator with efab villains Is that a thing How's it going to be fun? I don't know anything about hunger games. I don't know hunger games simulator Hey, did you guys see that samuel kim got his channel demonetized? I don't know who that is Samuel kim, uh, let me take a look Sam you well Kim years 168,000 subscribers Um, I guess he does he does music So he does things like, um, the cracking a duel of the fates smash ups, uh Epic mate, uh Avatar the last airbender theme epic orchestration That's kind of cool. I guess I'm playing prince of egypt epic cover So I guess he does like He does music stuff bubba that theme Huh, yeah, I guess he does music So I don't I have no idea why that would be demonetized, but this is modern youtube So there doesn't have to be a reason new Uh I might have missed the stream, but I'll never miss an opportunity to remind you dumbo's to watch hardcore henry do it My god Why can't we watch efab 42? so that is the um The extra credits one fun enough. Ah, theo you were on that efab. That was Yeah, it was Uh It doesn't work for some people's mobiles. That's what I've learned. It doesn't work for some people's mobiles Um, if you're looking to access that particular video on a home when you have a cursed mobile uh Yeah You know what I'll try you know, I'll make a note I will link in the descriptioness Of that video a link to the unlisted mohler version because apparently that works. How? Fucking hurt. I think I dropped something Uh, sorry, so yeah, I'll I'll link the mohler version in the description for the mohler version And that'll be the way people can get the easy tism, I guess Extra But do you remember that video it was like it felt like it was like two minutes long and we Drawn it out for like four hours because there was so much wrong with it. It was terrifying It's like the worst thing ever In mohler disc grip trauma All right, it was unintentionally Orwellian loved it Those pesky nazis Rowe The following day the fandom minisotra continues his journey Exhausted his only hope for salvation A flare to signal any friendly warcraft that patrol this godforsaken wasteland Fortunately for the fandom minisotra a squadron of cosmic chicken bombers were returning from a mission One tips its wing to acknowledge that the flare has been seen Salvation comes for the fandom minisotra sooner than expected The long-reaching arm of the long man breaking through the clouds picking him up and pulled him back all the way to friendly lines Well, that's uh, that's quite the reach I apparently have hi rags um Have a fantastic night my n words. You're all wonderful people. Thank you for hours of entertainment Please give my love to wolf if you talk to him and high rags Hi, uh, thank you for the very kind words and uh, will Thank you for hours of entertainment. I wonder if he's only seen a couple of episodes Because at that point you gotta start you sort of start using bigger units, you know days weeks months Years And then like This is the thing man We've had a lot of stupid chats where they say like i'm on this episode catching up and i'm like one day That's just gonna be too ridiculous. You know like people will be like no It'll be like one of those soap operas that's been running for 60 years They're like you just you just gotta pick a place to start and cut your loss And you know in the new episode I say like uh little clown boy And then they're like which episode is that from it's like just start from the beginning and you'll know it I don't want to start from the beginning like this is kind of you know You're not a real fan. My god Witton folly's latest video first 10 seconds Which and folly folly youtube Do do Wait, i'll read another one while i'm looking for it. Um, better to have more of t2 than another dark fate No, just leave it. Let's just not have anything just leave it. Don't Just we could as long as it remains pure we could always we it's always there on that pedestal whenever we need it, okay All right, i'm gonna play the first 10 seconds through Through the thing so you guys can hear it as well. Okay, i'm gonna play exactly 10 stop at 10 Okay, it's just music but it said ray versus mary sue And the title is a too perfect female character question mark. It's got quite a bit of dislikes A video essay on the history of the mary sue and why ray is anything but Anything but I feel like like if you're gonna defend it at least be like i could see why I honestly see why people think that one of the top comments here's some little subtle detail Is there like no she's anything but a mary sue She's like the perfect go-to example one of the top comments says so good to see ray receiving some love and they've spelt ray wrong Let me guess our ei yeah Yeah Isn't she like 14? I don't know I don't actually watch that Um, all right. Well, I mean we can always give that a look season might cover it on a future f up. You're never now Um, boop boop boop Theo you sound adorable talk more. Hi molna mags molna mags. Hello I think that's a hello to you as well rags. I don't know molna mags All right To dip my little fly in your ointment regarding Back to the future too the filmmakers went into production on the third while making the second as even they thought too was poop I mean, does is that what that means? Well, do you have like a quote or is that actually because the idea that you work on the third one while working on the second Doesn't necessarily mean you think the second one's gonna be poop, right? Unless that's what they said which actual thing or if they knew they were gonna do it maybe it would well here Because so they they shot all of the lord of the rings movies like at once They had one big production. They made all of them back to back to back And like a like a year and a is like 400 something days I think they made the lord of the rings and then they staggered the releases So i'm not sure Why am I but I mean if it's like quoted from people on the staff who are like, yeah, man This is gonna be terrible. Let's start working on the third one. It's like, oh I don't even seem like a good attitude. Does it? It's gonna be terrible. Let's make another It's like, I don't know like why don't we work on this one? Oh humans are weird, I guess I suppose it Long man hypothetically if you were to slam that ragu and give him your ragu Why do I always want to punch jay in the face? It's uh punch jaitis. It's a disease that many have you just want a punchman face No, you got to get you got to get the cure Also, hi rags Hello Do do Rags can you recommend a gaming monitor for my Commodore 64? It has the super cpu of course Commodore 64. I mean, oh man. I don't know anything about the monitors. Come on now. Oh monitors Oh, I would recommend uh get a uh Honda X k9 if Destroyed molater Destroyed molady. He was a really oddly named television set That's why it didn't sell well, but they're I don't even know I don't know anything about old monitors. I so I don't know maybe the further back you go the less it matters Because now there's a huge difference between like frame rates and resolutions and stuff Maybe that was the case back then. I don't know and some of them come with like, you know windscreen wipers and speakers and Drink dispensers like you gotta make sure you just get the one for you, you know get the one for you Some of them come with a pc built-in What in the world does this one say E-fap E-fap. Oh, so like E-fap, but with jaws like E-fap E-fap E-fap, E-fap, E-fap, E-fap, E-fap Dudley D When does it end with Dudley D? Uh, hey Mola, can you watch George Lucas say farewell to the fans and give a quick reaction? It's on youtube ps high rags I will try and check it out and get back to you In the next stream because uh, I'm gonna I'm trying to get to the end here. We got like seven ish Hope you liked my story kick j high rags I mean, hello described an adventure for sure the long man rescued the phantom menace soldier from the clutches of the evil soy tank Um the band matchbox 20 had a single called bent posters for the single featured just the Band and the word bent. I'm guessing you know why this would be funny in the uk and not america Yes, I very much understand By the way, Mola, what is some good uk slang an american might may find funny? um None that you probably haven't already heard of like I don't It was like one of my favorites is wanker and it's like you guys all know that one Wanker um We don't so one is we don't say slag over here. I think that's a That could be a british to them. Yeah Yeah, um, I don't say slag over here one. It's not very offensive but calling someone a walley Yeah, like I don't think americans do that. I think they call people walley walley Do americans do americans have a muppet do they call people muppet in muppet? Um, not really. No, um, what about isn't heel versus baby face? His channel name is because is like a like a heel is a bad person a baby face is like a good person That's uh, that's some wrestling at some wrestling terms. Yeah. Oh, okay. All right I didn't know if that was a british thing because I he was an evil man and baby faces. Well a good man Um rags if you had to choose between giving the sex to amy schumer Being given the sex by eric taxon or burning down a fully stocked orphanage While taunting them by selling your blood and turning and drinking a glass of rhino milk my question Is would you would you h? What Uh, well, I regardless of how that super chat ends. Um, definitely going with option three not even close That's an easy because when someone gives you a hypothetical there's always a third option Oh wait, there are three options in this one Well a fourth option Uh, did you see john boyega outing himself as racist on twitter? Oh, are you talking about the damn Yeah, yeah, he's been very upset naturally by the by the things that have been going on and he's been Been getting into fights with lots of different people on twitter. Unfortunately Uh while I still disagree that you can say someone chose to kill unless they have a choice Between killing and not killing. I definitely understand how frustrating it is for people to actually Perpetually engage with hypotheticals and analogies. Shit's annoying. I know I completely agree People don't get what a hypothetical is. It's very frustrating. Well, of course, they're the only two options if you say they are Yeah, so go on Um, imagine living in current year and thinking that padme's reaction is unreasonable Watch it's a Gundam tinder video and see how much women are willing to overlook if you're hot enough George Lucas completely and totally understands women still a bad movie What? What? Summer 2022 will be the summer of racism and sexism black panther 2 comes out may Sixth and captain mobile 2 comes out in july 8th. You will be tested long man. Are you long or man? You long first or man first Oh long i'm long before anything Is that is that the actual release dates though? Holy fuck. That's gonna be a bim blam of tizm tam You guys won't blame me for assuming that those films are probably not going to be very good, right? No, that'll be great. I'll be fine Mola if you asked rich evans if he preferred halloween or christmas You might like his answer if you recall there was an episode of breath Breath of the wild but best of the worst called mary kickmas where rich is pretending to hang himself with a candy cane His choice seems obvious Oh, yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I do it's funny um Mola are you aware of the mola hate channel cowardly c e it's got 15 subscribers Four videos and dozens of views you've been owned on the internet Cowardly c e That will they're part of my initials so Uh good for them Don't bring attention to these. Yeah Yeah, I hope he's having fun. Um, yeah That is mostly caught up Wait, um Yeah, so all of stream labs is caught up and today's super chats I believe are caught up Because I was about to um four left That was me cutting you off before you could say you gotta leave. All right Fuck you one last super chat. Epstein didn't kill himself and neither should you Now when you say t2 is perfect. Is that the theatrical or the director's cut? I prefer the director's cut Um, at least I do right now. I could be convinced out of it. Maybe And then unless you movie bulb a disnoid or j Um, oh that was you should kill yourself if you're one of those my goodness Um Prego and ragu states states of a woman's uterus, but also two brands of tomato sauce Oh prego and ragu and those are both The states of a woman's uterus. My goodness. Hmm. How about that? Never thought of it that way Oh wit and folly joseph cambell first 10 seconds. Sorry. Oh, it's a different one. God damn See random what they said It's just like I get a noise Uh So like the newest video, but in relation to joseph cambell, I guess Let's talk about joseph cambell So for a while, I struggled with whether or not to make this video All we can do it opens with them saying, uh For a while, I struggled on whether or not I should make this video. I'm guessing Of course I'm guessing Um, all right. Well, yeah, that's a good meme. I guess. Um And that brings us to the end I believe. Oh my god, it's in 10 11 hours. We are at 11. Oh boy My goodness, thanks chris Look at look at look at benjamin. What are you doing? Fuck mary kill Fumola ellen rippley sarah conna buffy summers. Oh Oh boy That's so sarah's a little bit a little bit mentally unstable. Um We as as she should be she's had a horrible fucking life. Uh, so ellen rippley is depends on which fucking ellen rippley are talking about because by the time we get to ailey resurrection, she's kind of terrifying Actually, I might just kill her to be safe then Probably mary buffy because she's probably the the smartest choice out of those three and uh, then process of elimination done done done Where are we with Read the jaw-jaw lines you massive do-it-police Somebody on facebook said that what's going on in minneapolis is why kill monger was right How do I end my suffer kill monger was fucking stupid? This is a terrible villain. Those people think it's like the best in the MCU. It's upsetting I love that picture in ethat memes that first one Um Okay, right. So It's gonna make sure I do it. So you guys do you want to do you want to talk a bit about your channels? Definitely before we we go away I'll I'll let theo go first to talk about His channel go ahead. Why would you do this? Tell them about your channel Tell them there is a channel. There's nothing on it. Stay away from it. I'm working on something The at some point, hopefully Like what? Uh a critique of a video game Well, uh, is it what video game devil may cry five? Oh Oh I don't have any like What's the what's the emote for like mischievousness? I guess kappa. No, I don't have that on here Cut damn it. Wait, I have cussed the weird youtube kappa. There we go YouTube kappa's not as good. Yes, that is theo's channel. You you can subscribe and one day you'll see something there or You'll eventually upload something there eventually come on efab and then finally be like, yeah, you should subscribe now because there's stuff there That's how it'll that would be the hope And secondly mr. Anomaly, thank you. You're still there. I don't know if you are I am I'm barely awake, but I am hanging Excellent tell the people with all the strength you can muster why they should subscribe to your channel and what you do there Okay, so I got a lot of prequel vids 14 that are done And uh, admittedly I was taking a break from prequel vids because the last efab kind of wore me out And uh Sorry, like and then I did this and I was like, okay. Yeah, this is It may even take a break after this Uh on the prequel but there's 14 videos you can check out There's three videos on the way One is part eight to the rise of skywalker massacre series are going So there's it'll be eight it'll be the eighth part and we're only up to the part where they get off the desert planet. So It'll probably be like 24 parts but it's almost done. Anyway, does that Start of the series on iron man two part two is in the works almost finished. There'll be ups. Sorry. I said, I'm in two. I'm in three I I missed I don't know if you well, he's on it's all nine about three At the the series is on iron man three part two is coming out and I got a review of the 2020 version of ea battlefront coming to my gaming channel because I got a secondary channel featured on my main channel and That is the third video that's coming and uh, yeah, that's That's basically it really Um, yeah, yeah, but we lads we did it Oh my god Um, it only took us 12 days Days, oh my god Yeah, but we managed it. I believe we've actually hit like a month on the total eFAP time now So if you were to watch all of it non-stop, you it would take you through a month of time So not bad Christ um Thank you all for sticking with us and uh and watching and and viewing and interacting as per usual Thank you so much for the for the many memes of which you will be seeing in a a meme fap coming to you soon enough and uh, thank you all very much for the very kind donations and um I think oh we got if you if you win that you should how does it know? Yes, and the last one says sleep well you massives with a smiley face. So Uh, yeah, thank you all for hanging out with us and um, well, I guess we'll see you next time anyone else Want to say anything before we pop off? No, I'm too tired As I believe is everyone I think so, yeah Yeah, thanks chat and uh, thanks for having me on absolutely fun. Yeah, thanks for having me back Thanks, sir. Thanks for giving away 11 hours of your time We appreciate it and so does Yeah, good night. Bye everyone. We did it