 Hey there friends how's it going my name is Kevin and today we're playing detective bot a physics-based game which will no doubt end in disaster But first before that it's not sponsored I didn't get paid for this, but I wanted to give a shout out to inner that's I N and or Dot-com because they sent me a few smart lights, and I think they're a really cool product They're a small Dutch company which make very affordable smart lights compared to their competitors like Phillips and such like that They're very affordable. They sent me like LED strips and smart bulbs as well And I'm loving them. I got it. I gotta say I really really like them and look now I actually feel like I have a bit of authority in the house because someone listens to me Alexa turn microphone brightness up See that Yeah, it also integrates with the Philips you bridge, which is what I have I think they're working on ones that don't need a bridge But for now it works with a lot of the bridges out there at the moment and they also have their own bridge They're also going launching an outdoor range of lights, which is super exciting I think I'll pick up some myself so that I won't just be sitting in the dark like Serial killer when I'm outside that would be nice. But yeah, as I said not paid or anything I just thought it'd be nice to give them a shout out because they were very kind to send me this stuff And I really love them. It's a small Dutch company You can buy them on Amazon or their website, which is I and or dot-com if you want to check that out But yeah, thanks again for that to them for sending these nice goodies my way I really appreciate it, but let's get started with the video Great I'm here to solve whatever crime you have citizen even though I can only seem to use one leg Okay, wait swap great. Oh fucking hell. I feel like octodad already Use E and Q to raise lower your foot. Oh my god. This is gonna be awful. It's like, oh great, honey The detective is here. Sorry. I'm just trying to comfort you with my foot. Hold on. Oh wait He's also a detective. Okay, great Detective Bob we got a crime in our hands and you're the only one you can solve it He's he just hitting something with his foot. What is that clicking? Okay? He's not giving me the key to the chief's office, but why please I want my toy booty. Okay? Maybe I am the best detective on the force if this is how they act I think I'm part of some like imaginary detective agency started by a ten-year-old get me my body All right, I'll get your body. All right. Let's get detective in oh god That probably cost a lot of money who could race race race. Oh damn it Look at that form how the hell am I supposed to get past here? Does it have a key card? I know it doesn't great Oh for fuck's sake. What kind of police station is this? Come on. There you go. All right. All right Jesus Christ that I'm getting flashbacks to fucking octodad. Oh Sorry kid, you know how a cranky I get in the morning. Okay, please stay open. Oh for fuck's sake Now I have to lift something over there. Oh, why am I doing this to myself? This game was a mistake All right, Jesus that was a bit aggressive to be honest I'd be pissed off all the time too if I walked around like that drop it drop it. How do I all right? Fucking hell who programmed this bot Jesus Christ This is why AI is gonna rise up and kill us because we've designed stuff like this. Oh my god my leg No, stop. It's gonna fucking crush me. Please kill me Quick get out get out get out. I'm fucking stuck come on even a rumba doesn't get stuck like this What kind of technology did you design me with I can't tie like rope like this in person? I'm useless at knots How did I do it with a robot? Oh my god? What is happening? This cheery music is fucking taunting me as well Yeah, it's like he's doing a fucking Irish cheek now. I've come up with my title It'll be Irish dancing POV. Okay, my new strategy is to just slide on through please Please oh god. Oh god the elevator is going and me Oh, oh, no, no stop stop. Oh I'm never gonna get past the second tutorial. I'm I I'm never gonna find his booty here. I'm stuck. I think I'm dead I can't move. I'm the first person and my leg is over there I don't think any robot should be that flexible. All right reset him. I've finally given up. Oh great I'm already stuck in the door. Oh great. Sorry. I'm taking the table with me. It's evidence. Okay. There's the killer elevator Let's try this again. Okay, stand perfectly still. Now gently press the button let go of it. No press Press okay, there we go and let go and swap to legs. No, no. Oh my god I've ever made that noise on my channel ever this just shows how close I am to breaking okay button is pressed Oh my god now. I gotta press that button I gotta look out for that second hell I gotta look out for that toy. Bothy is what I want to say. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no race Oh good move, okay? He's engaged in flight but that zapped his battery by the look of it. Okay. Yeah, he's fecking dead. Oh my god Hell how I supposed to do this he's literally dead. He won't move. He's given up I'm gonna be okay No, yep the graceful landing ten out of ten. No no no no no stay away from that shit. No no no no Come on come back in. Yes. Okay. Just raise that up. Yes No, no, oh God Okay, all right swap leg. All right. I love video games. I'm having so much fun Yep, yep, there you go. Yeah, you love to see it. Don't you? Now I'm here just firmly grasp it now Let's get through that fan right. There's nothing here. Oh wait. That's a toy boatie. How the hell did it get in here firmly grasp it? Please got it. Okay. Take the boat to Jeff. What kind of detective is he like this is actually a kid's imaginary detective agency And that explains why my programming is so shoddy I'm made out of feckin carrot board and imagination. I'm back chief. I got you toy boatie like you asked it Please take it. Oh my god. That was so stressful. I think I just aged ten years. I got his boat and all he says Okay, no, that's his desk. Don't grab his entire desk. Just grab the feckin key Feckin Jeff. I hate working with you I'm gonna go report you to the chief as soon as I can get the key card in hold on I'm almost there and then you're gonna be in trouble. Oh, thank God chief Thank you detective. I thought I was gonna be stuck in here forever. Oh wait. He was actually locked inside I thought he just didn't want to be disturbed. I have a new case for you There's a problem at the robo dog factory all the dogs are coming out evil Okay, this is definitely like a 12 year old's imagination. There's a van parked in the evidence room It will take you to the case. Okay. I'm on the way chief. I won't let you down Oh, can I ride that bike? I Struggle enough walking but maybe a bike will somehow be easier taking this chair with me. Sorry. I kettlebell Maybe it'd be a good time for a workout. Oh, yeah, I feel strong now Get in the van get in the feckin van. Yes. Oh, thank God They describe what this is for me because I would be overwhelmed and confused otherwise van driver. Hi All right, shouldn't you be look at where you're going sure Wait, I'm green now. Did he paint me? All right, thanks driver I'm pretty sure you should have been keeping your eyes on the road there That looks a bit terrifying to be honest. All right, I got this binder and let's analyze this. Oh my god What the hell is this what pull down one of the tabs? All right? Let's see case binder to pick up a card drag a connection between two cards God, he's a loose cannon when he's the best cop we have all I can make a little pinboard just like the movies I don't have a lot of clues so far. All right. It's time to solve a feckin mystery Let's go. He wants me to ask Linda on a date for her. I'm the detective not a matchmaker, but you know what? I'm definitely a people pleaser, so I'll try my best. Hello I'm shy Boaks through the door Speaking in right. Let's see van driver and is there a conversation stop leaping all over the place I want to ask Linda on a date forum, but I don't have any context for that. You know what? I'm getting out of this menu. I don't care about your love life van driver Like they didn't even care enough about you to name you wait accuse. Yeah, accuse the receptionist Just you wait, I think there might be a programming error. All right one second Let me draw a link here. Is that how I'm gonna do this? There must be some connection I'm just drawing them a family tree. Okay. I clearly don't understand how this works like the dating thing So I'm just gonna move on. Aha evidence This is like can you please stop those are expensive great feckin stairs Oh, there's so many obstacles here Where do I have to go? Oh, they have a top hat on they got to be the head honcho around here There's anything that says elitism. It's a top hat. That's right. I'm talking about RT game All right, I'm just gonna accuse him immediately. You don't have any evidence. It's just you wait I'm just gonna accuse everyone hoping one of them will break. How do you know they're evil? They have red eyes and one of them said they wanted to use nuclear weapons. Okay. Yeah, they might be evil Whoever programmed them might have programmed me. I'm talking about me. Not because we have a lot in common I am also evil and I have hay fever. I get red eyes all the time personality adjustment Oh me me me adjust me adjust me. Oh my head stuck. Okay, great. I got to an employee Feck's sake. I have to get her a drink before she lands her questions There's a weird notification from pizza delivery guy that says have you got the plans on jane's phone? I just found it on the feckin shelf. Okay, jane's already suspect number one I'm gonna put up all my my evidence here. I kind of like this pin board thing I like the fact that he's you know Hectically jumping all over the screen But I also like that I get to pin things and feel like a proper detective. All right. This is what I think your phone So just throw it on the floor. Do you need like a warrant to go through your phone? Ow I don't think I care about warrants. You know, he's the brain power. He's running on an intel cell Around I think okay, so this tim guy is hanging out by the supply room dropped some water on the machines I don't think that would cause them to be evil like it might break the machine I don't think it would just make them evil could explain why I'm evil though if that were the case Like I drink water. All right, greg. What's up with you? You seem too happy. Go lucky. I suspect you immediately So anyway fact one. I like frogs very much. Okay. Do not look for frogs. That is rule one in my cult You're not allowed to do that fact three. I really really really like frogs. Okay. I hate this guy I accuse immediately. You don't have any evidence Just you wait. Where the hell is this conveyor belt taking me nowhere because I'm too stupid to stay on it Oh, I can just kind of skate along it. Oh fact. Oh fact. Oh fact. No, don't fall off. I'm stuck. I'm stuck Oh, shit. Oh shit. What am I doing? What am I doing? All right? Maybe I shouldn't skate Okay, it just takes me in here, which I've already been in here. I have no reason to be here Fact sake that was actually pointless for a second there. It's weird It's like that felt like the most important thing in the world to me Like I had to stay on that conveyor belt God, he's playing bad cop now. He's like kicking things all over the place. All right. Can I ask you about Jane's phone? What? Boss come on. You should know about your employees. Oh, would you look at that? Can I hang on to that? I can. Take me away Take me to heaven, please I want to die Honestly, this robot should be killed. It's the humane thing to do. All there is up here is paint That's not a drink. What's she drink paint? Do you think maybe if I peer pressure her When everyone's doing it it says non-toxic the boss is probably like, uh, what the hell is the detective doing? I'm just shocking paint around now because I'm frustrated. It's taken a bit of the anger away Okay, I finally found the canteen. I can get her a drink now. Where are the vending machines? I hope I have money. Oh another little robot a cleaning robot finally one of my own Could I be your assistant? Of course. Yes He just kind of stands there bumping into shit though Actually, you'll be a perfect fit for the team. Like I have this assistant now. Could he not take her a drink? I know he's still bumping into the same wall He's been bumping into for the past 10 minutes, but he's still more coordinated than me drinks can. Okay, perfect I'll take that. Jesus Christ. It's hard being a detective. No. No. No. No. Oh my god. Look at my little foot. It's stock No, come on Please Oh, thank christ. Jesus like I think I would have actually blown a gasket If I got to stock there after all this that's my phone. Yes, it is. Okay. It is clearly jane I'm willing to go on a detective hunt that it is jane. That's what detectives do They take wild guesses. So it turns out to be true. I'm gonna start stealing stuff off the boss's desk here I need to know what this is if I can get my hands on it Like literally. Okay, there we go. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Like this is just all part of the crime scene investigation. Okay This is standard. Any detective would do this too. What is this the second toilet a laptop start hack Okay, this looks a bit evil. Okay, just looking over the stalls there not to see if people were in there not like that I'm not a pervert. I'm just looking for evidence. Okay Don't think that'll hold up in court though. God my evidence board is a complete fucking mess And I keep duplicating them somehow. I'm not sure how But it's getting a bit all over the place. Oh great. I've got four out of three evidence Okay, perfect. All right. This guy says that it's um Greg's laptop. So I'm gonna talk to Greg. Thank you. Tim. Whoever said that as a liar a very bad liar Who you should never ever trust. I don't know how to use a computer. I'm making a doggy I don't know what to do. What is this hidden stuff camera usb some notes and blueprints? Okay Yeah, well, this is definitely a clue even with my bad programming. I can figure that out Okay, it's her stuff, but I'm not responsible for the dogs. All I did was collect secret info for the robo cad factory Adding those cards to my evidence pile. It's just getting messier and messier Honestly, my detective bot is gonna run out of storage at this rate. Honestly, I do kind of believe her though I think it was Greg. He's too happy. Go lucky. I don't remember stealing anything. Okay, that's fair enough I think you would remember if you were a criminal. I believe Tim. He's too simple simple Tim will call him I'm back in stock again Christ I'm about to give up on this case. Nothing is worth this. Let the dogs overthrow us I for one welcome our new dog overlords. The poor van driver is still just watching like you're done yet This should have been an in and out thing. You're taken forever. I'm accusing Jane. I believe it's her But I didn't do it. I don't give a shit. It is you in my mind You've been rude to me and that's good enough for me. You're locked up You really messed up this time detective. No, I'm a loose cannon, but I got the job done You obviously accused the wrong person. No, it's impossible. Oh god damn it detective Jeff solved the case. It was aliens. What aliens don't exist. That doesn't matter. His case is water tight What they're forcing me into retirement. That's the end of the game Well, you know what I'll accept retirement. I don't ever want to walk again I just want to sit in a retirement home because that was fecking frustrating beyond belief But we're going to leave it there. I hope you enjoyed me being really really angry I'm just glad my detective life is over and my bot life But I hope you guys enjoyed I appreciate you watching as all of us folks I really do. I hope you enjoyed it and I hope to see you next time, but that's about it. Bye for now