 Hello my name is Gia the Jaguar and today I'll be reading another Madagascar crappy pasta that is so oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh bad that it makes cupcakes look like a real episode of my little pony friendship is magic in case if you're wondering yes I'm in the troll pasta wiki hosted by Mira haze and powered by media wiki this one is a lot shittier than the previous story back in September 19th which was Madagascar deleted things from the Gia-Chi wiki not to mention that Gia-Chi is exposed as a disgusting creep so without further rev blue let's read out this hilariously horrendous story and circus stick together I was always loved the Madagascar movies yet I had never watched the first movie so I just had to watch the first one at that instant so I ordered the Madagascar DVD with the special penguin short and two days later it came to my house then I saw there was something off about the box in came in the box it came in was labeled eBay the word fully capitalized even though I ordered it from Amazon weird anyways after that I simply just got the DVD out of the box and popped it into the DVD player wait an eBay package from Amazon looks like the Amazon executives got the wrong package from another shopping site I'm very confused but continuing now after I put it in the DVD player it started to turn weird again this was because after the dream works home entertainment logo it cut to this image for half a second from what I could make out I saw Alex the lion sitting dead on the ground with a bunch of blood oh god not my poor Alex again Marty was also just standing next to the body weird what's so weird about a crime scene a artwork anyways after that it cut the DVD menu there was only three options play movie watch Christmas short or watch technical real now I only bought this DVD to watch the movie but I was kind of interested into what this technical real is about so I clicked that option instead of the movie option I wish I changed my mind no shit Sherlock now after I clicked on it it automatically cut to the dream works logo as usual but the dream works logo was the older one from the 90s basically it was shown in ads and the first track movie and even those 2d animated movies not the one that was being used at the time after this dream works logo it cut to multiple clips of the skeletons of the main characters okay I wasn't signing up for seeing skeletons I said also the music until the 15 second mark was just white noise then at the 15 second mark two things would happen when the real would start showing clips of my house getting attacked by Alex the lion and repeated them over and over second I would start hearing screaming I was also hearing scraping from outside my house wait a fictional lion can't be attacking my house in real life right I said hopeful that it was fake anyways after about one freaking minute the scraping would stop on my house the screaming would stop and the screen went black then after five seconds it displayed some red text saying look behind you wait something can't be behind me this house is more secure than Buckingham Palace rest in peace Queen Elizabeth brah I said exaggerating so then I do decide to look behind myself I then saw that Alex had got into my house and was about to attack so the moment I saw him I immediately ran to my room which thank God was on the first floor and very quickly opened up a gun safe to get my gun right after this I was about to shot Alex when I realized my gun had no ammo fuck I yelled then Alex pounded on me and I died except I didn't and woke up from that entire experience well that was weird let's hope the real Madagascar DVD doesn't kill me I said to myself so yeah that was a very weird nightmare but I was able to successfully watch the movie from the DVD I also got to watch the Madagascar technical real wrong term the real one the real version of it actually taught me about animation so now I'm looking forward to working at Disney yeah a crappy pasta so bad that it make me laugh at the top of my lungs or the fact I cringe so hard that it makes littlest horror shop an old shitty littlest pet shop creepypasta look like an actual horror movie from Hollywood also what's so scary about a nightmare this protagonist had oh hell I would be joining my Alex for this well murder fest on this person and it sure goes like you will never watch any Dreamworks movie in your life then Alex and I clawed the fuck out of the protagonists face and he she lets out a blood curdling scream like a circus stick together falling the guy like actual animals here comes the hyperillistic blood swash that was well I really really should do that on the protagonist right now hoping it wasn't a dream on him or her oh my last thoughts on this swell story is literally illogically swell nonsensical piece of bleeding shit not to mention the grammar on this story it contains a non-sentences it got to the point that there were words repeated it's just like the previous story except hits maddening and had the tropes of those shitty lost episode creepypastas where a fictional character is about to attack and or possess the protagonist in real life or in a dream so how can I put this oh yeah my rating on this troll story is a 7.5 out of 10 hoping it will get more swell again my name is Gia the amazing trapeze fly in Jaguar that brings you this message see you later my swell sweeties and remember circus stick together