 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going to be playing some Microsoft Flight Simulator. I used to love traveling, but um, well that doesn't happen anymore, so we're just going to do it virtually. I can't wait to show you my favorite places in Ireland. We're fly- oh yeah, the glove. Sorry, I- I had a captain's hat for another video that I wanted to wear but I couldn't find it, so I just- or a glove instead. Um, I think it kind of works the same. Only problem is it's so tight that it's kind of restricting blood flow. Alright, I'm going to do one training exercise and then I'm going to jump in. There's a lot of training exercises, so I figure if I do one, I should have at least the basics down and I'll be ready to fly commercial airlines. Oh! Oh, okay. It's Lil Kev flying the plane. He's down by the pecking pedals. This is an update from your captain. I can't see. Why is it giving me some of the controls and controller and some of them on keyboard? I don't understand. Hold X. Like, do I have to swap between them? I don't understand. I can't use this fucking glove. It's restricting my movement so much. I still remember my first instructor saying the yoke is like a steering wheel. Ah, the yoke. That's what Irish people call everything. It's like, oh yeah, use the yoke. You see that yoke there? Grab it. Oh my God, what am I doing? Wait, why do I have to use both? Oh, this glove is coming off. On the ground. Those pedals are gonna- On the ground. Hold on. Let me look at the ground. Oh, I'm looking at the ground. Try them out. You damaged your landing gear. I think I damaged more than that. Okay, I'm ready to fly. All right, I'm going to show you guys some of Ireland. Where's Ireland? Oh, of course, it's hidden by clouds. What a surprise. Where is Cork Airport? Oh, God, I'm pissed. Oh, wait, there it is. Okay, I'm happy again. Okay, so we depart here. We're gonna go up and visit the cliffs of Mohr. Do what? Set his arrival. Yeah, sure. We'll just land at the cliffs of Mohr. Oh, Boeing 747. Yeah, I'll fly that thing. This is gonna be a disaster. This is the cult's private jet. We're all aboard. We're gonna take a look at those lovely cliffs. This is where they filmed the Harry Potter. Some of it. There's some facts for you. I'd make a good captain of a tour bus. Oh, parking brake engaged. Hold on. Let me just engage that. Are we good? I don't know how to go forward. This is a slight issue. Wait, are we going backwards? This is your captain speaking. I'm gonna be doing a backwards speed run today. Oh, wait, no, we're going forwards now again. Okay, never mind. Ignore that. No passengers. It's just a little captain's joke. It's captain's humor. You wouldn't get it unless you're a captain. I'm a nervous flyer and I'm getting a bit nervous even in the game. I feel like I'm not doing this right. Oh, we're going up. Oh, wait, hold on. I got to use my controller. Okay, great. Why does it take caution? No, no, no, it's just a bit windy. It's Ireland. Oh, God. I touched back down just to make sure the wheels were still out. Oh, no, this is actually nerve wrecking. Oh, that doesn't sound good. Retract gear. Yes. Yep, it's taking damage. Yeah, yeah, we need to retract that. Oh, no, oh, no, it's in caution and I don't know why. Oh, we're up kind of high. This is working. Where's my co-pilot? Oh, no, it's all in my hands. I don't know where my destination is. I think I might have taken a wrong turn somewhere. I mean, it kind of looks like the cliff some more might be around here. Don't give me warnings. I know what I'm doing. I've been to pilot school. I've got an A plus. Okay, there we go. I got an external view and I can tell everything's fine. You overstressed the aircraft. Well, if the aircraft was stressed, why didn't he say something before takeoff? I'll use a smaller one then. That's a cool little one. That'll be able to keep up with my rebel ways of flying. Just any way to avoid me saying I'm bad. Oh, good. This little plane has a feckin' map. That's what you need. The other one was overpriced garbage. Expect me to know where I'm going. Idiots. I have to break on again. Okay, here we go. Just pull back immediately. No need to get some speed. Just pull up. Ground speed too low. It's a plane up. Come on. They charge me for every meter of the runway I use. Go up. Ah, yes. The scraping sound means everything is okay. That's not good. Raise landing gear. How do I do that again? Oh, there we go. Good as gold. Wait, oh, I thought that was my destination, but no, that's just the airport. That's where I already am. Idiots. Don't sink. Don't sink. Again, it's a feckin' plane. We're not on a boat. They're so stupid. Every time I try and go up, it beeps at me. Like, there's some kind of warning. It's an absolute joke, to be honest. Like, I'd get it if I was in a car or something and I was trying to go up and the car was beeping because I'm not supposed to, but I'm in a plane. Don't sink. Don't sink. Is that the plane talking to me or is it just, like, a passenger in the back whispering in my ear? Wait, I can see I do have a co-pilot there. Oh, my God, he must be having a panic attack. That's the everything's okay alarm. It beeps when everything is okay. I'm gonna do a roll now. Oh, sweet Jesus. This doesn't look good. Why do I feel like we're never gonna get to the cliffs of Mohr? Thing is, I wanna go down for a closer look. Like, the world looks so good. Look at that. Wait, landing gear is still deployed. Why did I deploy that again? Uh, this is your captain speaking. We're experiencing some mild turbulence. You can ignore it. It's not a fault with the plane and it is most certainly not a flaw with me. It is just turbulence. This is fucking magical. This really looks like a scene from Harry Potter. Except, you know, there's a plane for some reason. The buildings are so detailed. Like, they're so 3D. It's insane. Like, this is rural Ireland. Statistically, probably the place they care least about when they're making this game. It's all, like, taken from their satellites and everything. Oh, there's my destination. It's finally showing up. Spanish Point Airfield. Did I accidentally go to the wrong country? Hola amigos, ¿qué tal? No, it must just be where the Spanish tried to invade Ireland. Little known fact, but the Spanish came in from the Atlantic and tried to colonize Ireland. Operation Suppressive de Montague, they called it. Have I missed the Cliffs of Moher? Like, they're pretty big. I don't know how I'd miss them, but I feel like I have. I think it's trying to redirect me to the closest airport rather than where I actually want to go. This is your captain. All right, Cliffs of Moher and Spanish Point. So we need to go more north of Spanish Point and then we'll cross here. Perfect. This is going to be epic. I really want to show the cult, not the cult, the community, the Cliffs of Moher. What? I just got there and I didn't get close enough. It looked like a fucking four-year-old just painted them. It looked awful. All right, fine. I guess we're not going to the Cliffs of Moher. All right, I'm going to show you Cork instead. Cork is better anyway. Way better, way, way better in the Cliffs of Moher. Screw Cliffs of Moher. Do they even have a pub? I don't think so. Cork is loads of pubs. I want to swap aircraft as well. This one has too many beeping noises and stuff. Too many warnings. I want something more old-fashioned that doesn't care if I'm abusing it. All right, I can change the payload. Pilot, I'm extremely thick. 1,170 pounds. The plane's just going to be in a nose dive all the time. Something's going to have to counterbalance me. Plus, to make it actually work, I had to upgrade the plane and turn off like my co-pilot and everything. So, I'll be staring the fly with... Good evening. Thank you for flying with your co-pilot and your flight crew today. If you need anything, please click the buttons above your head. I'll be sure to run as quick as I can so that I can get back to the controls in time before the crash. All right, enjoy your flight. I started without the parking brake this time. I've learned. I'm learning like really, really well. All right, up, up. Oh, God. This is your captain speaking. Your pilot is too heavy. The plane is not going up. Okay. Okay, we got it. Oh, that was a struggle. Oh, God, we're back down. This is your captain speaking. I'm extremely thick. Sorry about the crash. I hope you're all doing fine. And I'd like to thank you once again for traveling on. Call me Kevin, thick boy airlines. God damn it. I left the parking brake engaged. What happens if I get like halfway down the runway and then I just turn on the parking brake again? Oh, God, she's shuddering. She's shuddering. All right, parking brake. Okay, I'm taking off with the parking brake on. Oh, God. Am I genuinely heavier? Okay, great. We're over Cork City now. I'm going to show you some of my favorite landmarks. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain, Sparks City. We got about two minutes to go. And we're going to forcibly fill those two minutes with clips from the call me Kevin Twitch channel. I hope you enjoy. Hey, is that danger light supposed to be lighting up? How's this thing still on? Okay, out of the limit. Okay, I weigh 11,000 pounds and the co-pilot weighs 17 pounds. It's my newborn child. This is your captain speaking. I'm dummy thick. Oh, guys, guys, I'm not straight. Please. I'm not straight. I'm not straight. You hear me, mom and dad? This is your captain speaking. Today we're going to Lombadon. What is that plane? I think the earth just turned into a plane for some reason. Wait, it's all a plane. Always has been. This is so fucking scary. Like that, that clapping. Can you hear that? That's the pilot's ass cheeks. That's nothing to do with the plane failing. The speed off it as well. And he expects all the passengers to do that. You know, when they say clap when the plane lands, that's what he means. Everyone just died. No, they didn't. Wait, maybe we should check in on our pilot. Clap if you're alive, please. Oh, no. I don't hear a clap. Oh, he's alive. He's good. Ah, as if I'm going around that way now. I can see where the runway is. Why would I have to make it longer for me customers? I, as well, like as captain, I try and keep the messages really brief. I'd simply say, uh, this is your captain speaking. We're going down and then just stop talking. He's just clapping his ass cheeks no matter what I do. I'm trying to be stealthy here and come in from the other side. But the clap of his ass cheeks are alerting all the control towers. What? I'm pissed. It must be a bug or something. The best way to look for feckin North Korea. Yes, this is Korea. You know why? Because they've got no feckin lights on. That is why it's just completely dark. Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm caught in an updraft feckin hell. I'm going to die. I died immediately. I hate North Korea. What? Stupid plane. You're overstressed. I might have to turn off damage if I'm going to be flying this low. I might have to swap plane to it. I don't think this is built to be hovering over a city. All right. Now we're talking. Look at this. Texatron Aviation Cezna. I love that brand. You don't see me leaving the house without my Cezna bag along with my Cezna clothes and Cezna hat. Everywhere I go, people always point me. Oh my God, is that a Cezna? Yes. Yes. I didn't want to point it out, but it is in fact a Cezna. Also, I weigh 1,170 pounds. Please help me. I'm above the weight this plane can carry, but I'm going to try it anyway. Feck it. He won't let me. This plane is fat shaming me. I'm going to have to go on a diet. I'm afraid the max I can be is 574 pounds. Oh, fine. 73 pounds. Jesus. What? Do they have a scale there? And they're like, uh-uh, you're one pound over the limit. It's all muscle. I assure you muscle weighs more than fat. And it's fire muscly. Let me tell you that. The plane isn't moving. Oh, no. This plane is fat shaming me. I hate it. All right. Come on, you little Cezna. Let's go. That little attempt taking off. I'm trying, but it's crying when it's trying to lift up. Oh, no, I'm running out of runway. Oh, no. Oh, no. Here's the end of the runway. Please come on. Please. All right. Force it. Force it. Force it. Oh, no. Please. I'm so embarrassed. Yeah, she's not going anywhere. I'll turn around and I'll go back. This is sad. All right. I'm back and I've dieted. I don't weigh a thousand pounds anymore. Surely that's got to be Guinness World Record or something. Okay. So this is one of my favorite Cork Landmax, the airport. And it might be the only one you see, unfortunately. I'll show you where I usually park my car. Usually here. This is where I park my car down here. Like where the red van is. That's where I park my car. Jesus. Much better than this car park where all the cars are just painted on. All right. So this is the River Lee. And this is the river that goes right through Cork City. Isn't it beautiful? Wait a second. Is this the River Lee? Are they both there? You know what? It doesn't matter. It's a river. Oh, look at that car. It's driving all over those buildings. That is sick. Maybe cars can go up. I misinformed you earlier. Sorry. That's kind of it. I think like I showed you the river. This is Cork City. This is the city I'm from. I showed you the van that drives around on the roofs of the buildings. So, um, all right, I guess we're gonna head back. That was good. Now let's attempt to land this bloody plane. The big question is, is why are there not hundreds of other players flying around Cork City? I assumed it would be everyone's first stop with a turbulence. They're coming in for the landing, but that's fine. We're still on track to do a lovely little landing. Am I coming in from the wrong side? I am coming in from the wrong side. Oh, well, let's just hope a plane doesn't come against me. How do I, how do I lower the throttle? Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay. This is stressful. Okay. Oh, no, this is fine. This is fine. This is great, actually. This is really good. Hold on. It's okay. All right. It's bad. No, it's good. It's good. We're coming in gently. Coming in gently. Running out of runway. We're coming in gently. Here we come. No, down. Oh, oh, oh, no, oh, no. To break press Y. Okay. Oh, no, that's grass. That's grass. Okay. Oh, thank God. I can't collide with that. Send in X-ray gone. Was he congratulating me? Why is no one clapping? Why don't people clap anymore when the plane lands? Air traffic control radio to ground and request taxi clearance. I just packed on the runway. Oh, no, the plane's trying to take off. I'm just trying to move a bit forward. What's it doing? Stop it. All right. I can't figure out where the second radio is. I'll bring her in myself. I know what I'm doing at this point. Stupid plane keeps trying to take off when I don't want to. Stay in the grass. I know this airport like the back of my hands. The amount of times I've flown out of here before. Oh, look, there's someone there directing. Oh, Jesus. Hold on. Okay. How the hell did my plane not reset? There are all the things I've done and that was fine. Okay. This should be fine. This should be fine. This should be fine. All right. Look, I wouldn't be dead in that one at least. I'd be fine. I could just get out of critical damage to the aircraft, but not critical damage to me. Minor injuries at best superficial. Is my plane on fire? I think my plane is on fire. Yeah. My plane's on fire and it's dead. I literally just wanted to fly to the Grand Canyon to end my video there, but I don't think I'm meant to fly. You know what? Man wasn't meant to fly. It's not my fault. It's just man, man, ruining everything. Right. Well, we are going to leave it there. I hope you enjoyed flying with Kevin air. Sounds kind of nice actually, but it doesn't fly nice. And I guess that's the main point. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always. If you want to check out more of my stuff, I post every day. I also stream over on Twitch. If you want to check that out, link in the description. But other than that, I'll just thank you for watching and hope to see you next time. Bye for now.