 My whole family just came up and surprised me here in Grand Rapids. It's just pretty cool. So we're going to take Goose out to the park. She recently got surgery to take some cancer out of her neck. So we're going to have some fun with her. I think she's going to be all right. We can joke about it. He he ex. You got cancer, Goose. Huh? Where are you going? Where the heck are you going? Who's in there? Go get him. Goose, go get him. Go get him. Go get him. Whole fam's here. Connor's here. What'd it do? Dad's here. What'd it do? Goose is here. In her butt? Old cancer girl. What'd it do, Mom? What'd it do? What the fuck? What are you doing here? Get out of my home. The coffee shop is allowing Goose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Goose, you all whipped on? I'm so sorry. My mom just looked at me like I killed someone. Mom, I can't see nice that shit. I'm not in the frame here. I'm not in the shot. Goose. I hate myself. All right, tell me what you boys would pay for this painting. Would you pay $22 on a block? You have to be shitting me. You're actually joking. This is the jokes they make. This is the art jokes they make. They're like, hey, have your six-year-old draw something. I'm going to charge you $64 for it. Do you love this one, Mom? No, the framing is worth that. In the matting. It is. This is their target audience. This is the target audience here. Christmas gift. What's the one up there with the words in yellow and blue? How much is it? $450? Yeah. What am I, made of money? I kind of want to buy it now. I want to buy this here, put it in videos. And I can tell it would be $64. I wonder if you could make all these paintings. Well, that explains this one. I know who it does. I'm not a cop at $64. Dude, put that on my wall. And everyone's like, what is this? He does when you're a kid. I'm like, nope, you need 70 bucks for it. It's an upside-down marshmallow block. Man, proud honor of Picasso's latest piece. When you were making this, what was your inspiration? It's truly a look into my soul. Are you kidding me? 69, 69. Game over. Game over. All right, coffee shop. I'll be back. That's a masterpiece. I love that we got that. I do too. I think it's very funny. It's hilarious. Where's my goosling? Sweetie girl. Let me get that butt. Let me get your butt. Mom, what do you have to say to kids who jewel? It's not cool. Don't jewel not cool merch dropping. Goose, I swear to God, if you ever jewel. Oh yeah, and I won't leave you on a cliffhanger. If you're wondering why Ashley was here, she has a wedding to go to. And she's in the area, so I let her stop by. Yeah, if you remember Ashley, you're a true OG. I'll tell you that. This is so cute. Goose, are you going to poop on this, man? Poop on it. Get with the ball, bro. Goose, I'm going to whip on you. Don't do that. This is Grand Valley's medical school. It's actually really pretty. Oh, there's someone on one of those little mall cops scooters. Wow. A Segway tour. You can do that. It's a Segway tour. I'm praying for a day when all thoughts are exterminated and all jewels are exterminated. No thoughts, no jewels, right? How can I throw the ball for you if you don't give it to me? Give me that ball. Give me it. She gets so close. She puts it in my hand, but she won't give it up. Give it up. Hey. How am I going to toss it? You do that. Why is it squeaking? Is there a squeaker in that? No, it's a conga ball. Right here and right here. Oh, nice. Oh, can I throw it? Oh, okay. Let's see it. What a rip. What a toss. You got a cannon on you, Mom. Oh, she's going to say hi. Oh, they don't hear I guess. Look at Goose getting the girls. You want to share Goose? Hey, we found a dog-friendly restaurant called One Trick Pony. So we're headed there now. This is some wholesome content. Video title, wholesome Maher family content. So if you guys don't know, Connor's about to be at MSU. That is true. So there's going to be a move-in vlog. I'm going to take him shopping when he gets there because he's helping me re-monetize all my videos that keep getting copyright claims. If you see some random old video and there's like five minutes just cut out the middle of it, that's my fault. Yeah, we have to go back through these videos where Fetty Wop and shit just completely claimed the whole video and gets the whole revenue because I used a three-second clip of it. So we're just going in and taking it out. So if you ever hear me mid-sent, just deadpan stop on a video from like 2017, that's why. I'm bringing the whip back for all these cars. How much more can I whip for you? I'll do it right in front of these cars. I'll just die for it. Whip is back, baby. Your neck looks so weird. You're so silly with your neck like that. Oh, are you on your tree? You just bought this, right? This, yeah. This is September. Yeah, September. All right, we dropped a goose off here so that we can go get some food. I'm going to go get a hat. I'm going to grab my Dallas Cowboys hat that the Dallas Cowboys gave me. Shout out Seat Geek. Shout out Dallas Cowboys. Hey guys, I'm David Dobrik. My wiener's huge. Who said I get shotgun? I called shotgun when I ran up. What's the rules of shotgun? What's your motivational words for today, Mom? You always have a motivational speech every time. If I bend down and pick up that chocolate chip cookie, is that considered a squat? Is this supposed to be a joke? That's why we're still here. Look at this boomer, just ruining my earth. Thanks for climate change, Mom and Dad. Back when I was your age, there was no global warming. Back when I was your age, everything was perfect, and that's because we all stayed our parents. Oh yeah, global warming's real. Well, it snows every year in Michigan, so... We just got back. I think she got in here and couldn't get out. She's struggling, looking around. Hi, Bobby. She's made me noises. She was in a place she didn't know. No, you won't do that to me. We weren't going to leave you, Goosling. We weren't going to leave you. Time for everybody to go. Goose. Bye, everyone. Love you, man. Bye. See you again.