 Hey bears, I'm Hank with CalTV Sports and this week I have the privilege of bringing you your week 4 NFL update There's a lot of stuff to break down here, so I'm gonna throw on my officiating hat and we're gonna jump right into this. Let's go Okay, so there is a ton to unpack here So why don't we just go ahead and start with the worst game of the week which was on Thursday night We saw the Broncos traveling to the Jets And I swear to God, I think I've seen more talent on a high school football field. It was atrocious But oh my god people The Jets had probably their best chance to win a game the entire season and Sam Darnold down two points at the end of the game Failed to close like he was ten beers deep at a frat party. You hate to see it Okay Now on to some real football games and hey the Bengals won a game behind their new rookie quarterback Joe Burrow Burrow got his first NFL win over the Bengals and would you look at that? The Bengals might have actually drafted a quarterback that they can't turn into a bust Next we had an absolutely wild game between the Browns and the Cowboys with almost 90 points scored in total And you have the Browns doing trick plays all over the place Jarvis Landry throwing touchdown passes Odell Beckham, Jr Looking like a top 10 receiver In fact Odell played so well that I'm not even gonna be able to make a poop joke about him this week Which is a real shame But seriously the Cowboys stink I give them no more than seven wins this whole season But that is gonna be enough to win the NFC East because over there that is hot garbage in that division So not something to watch there Next up the Saints beat the Lions and the Ravens smack the Washington football team and probably the most predictable score lines all season But in more interesting news the Seahawks won this week to extend their season to a perfect 4-0 The majestical beard also known as Ryan Fitz magic put up a decent fight But Russell Wilson who by the way is making a very strong case for the MVP this season got the job done Tom Brady's Buccaneers beat the Chargers, but let me tell you guys something I love watching Justin Herbert play as much as I hated watching him pick up our Calis defense at Morgan last year The rookie is the real deal. He's got confidence. He's got athleticism He's got a heck of an arm and if you need a fantasy quarterback off the waivers this week He has a huge pickup and he's got a couple of really easy match-ups coming up in the next few weeks So go do that now next we have the Cardinals losing to the Panthers And to be honest after in week one when the Cardinals upset the Niners I thought the Calum Murray was gonna be so much more fun watching in weeks going forward But let's be frank. He's been a little bit like socks on Christmas a let down and in the last of this week's morning games We had the Vikings getting a tough win against the Texans But let me tell you Kirk Cousins is boring to watch But Dalvin Cook is certainly not and he gets two touchdowns and leads the Vikings to their first win of the season Which at the end of the day is probably meaningless because we all know the Packers are going to be the one to win that division Next the Rams beat the Giants and what was probably a game that was too close for comfort for the Rams But let me tell you something if you've been benching Cooper Cup in your fantasy lineup Now is the time to begin starting him in week five I swear to God Jared Goff looks at that guy like every passing play So do that The Colts beat the Bears and the Colts actually have the number one defense in football right now So very impressed by Indianapolis, but we have to address the absolute clownery Buffoonery we saw from Nick Foles this week Nick Foles is destined to be a super substitute for his entire career He helped the Eagles win a Super Bowl after coming in for an injured Carson Wentz And he played lights out against the Falcons last week after coming in for a terrible Mitch Trevisky But the minute he's a starter the minute he gets put in at the beginning of the game He's like a chicken running around with his head cut off I don't get it you don't get it but bet against the Bears when they're starting Nick Foles The Bills showed another impressive performance against the Las Vegas Raiders this week Extending their season to a perfect 4-0 and the Bills are good this year Josh Allen's a stud They play super aggressively taking deep shots down the field all over the place But it all somehow works out for them also with the Bills being good this year There's no doubt that the Bills mafia is gonna be in full force and I can't wait I want to see more table-smashed. I want to see more drunk fans hurting themselves I am totally here for it. You do you Buffalo? I'll never understand it But I love watching all the chaos. So keep it up Then on Sunday night football the Niners took on the Eagles and I just feel bad for the Niners man Their lineup is so injured their roster is basically unrecognizable anymore Nick Mullin started a quarterback for the Niners played awful throw two picks next thing You know, he's benched. They're onto their third string quarterback CJ Bedford who actually played well putting a couple drives together keeping the Niners in the game But the Eagles walked away with the victory and they moved to one two and one on top of the NFC East Which is absolutely? Despicable from that division once again and lastly we have the Monday night games And I just want to say that coronavirus has officially gone too far Cam Newton test positive a couple days ago this super hero That was supposed to save the Patriots from tanking following the departure of Tom Brady But coronavirus says no no and God did it show Brian Hoyer starts the game plays like trash He gets sat in the third quarter Patriots have to put in Jared Stidham is their quarterback and I write Jared who and apparently this is the week of third string quarterbacks But didn't really make a difference either way the Chiefs steam rolled their way to a dominant For an O start to their season and God I just hope that the Chiefs don't win the Super Bowl this year because that would be no fun, right to in a row Okay, and to wrap things up We have the last game of the week with the Packers taking on the Falcons and hey Would you look at this everybody the Falcons didn't blow a big lead this week? That's right folks the garbage Falcons lost the good old-fashioned way They were behind the whole time never had a chance. You'll love to see that But hey, there's no shame in losing to cheesehead Daddy Aaron Rogers and the Packers as the Packers are the 14 this season to move to 4-0 Okay, that's week four done and dusted. I've been hang tapped with Cal TV Sports I've hoped you'd enjoyed and just as one final reminder the jet stink pick up any defense They're playing against its guaranteed fantasy points. I promise you won't regret it. Bye. Bye