 Twitch, I'm about to start my YouTube video, so I at least have to get through the intro. I'm gonna do it. Alright, you ready? Let's f***ing subs. Baddest, thank you so much for the f***. This might be a really bad idea, but right now I am live on Twitch. Say hi, Twitch! We're on a fan mail, yeah! This is not only one of the biggest boxes I've been sent, but there's two of them! And this one sounds like it's full of plates and other Chinaware. Haha, is it called Chinaware? Alright! Probably shouldn't be Smash Crash bashing it around in case it's fragile, but I don't hear any plates in this one. If you wanna watch the full version of me opening all this stuff, I'll upload the stream to my Beat'em Up Streams channel. That's a lot of box for a little thing. What a boring and lame way to start the video. This is the downside of doing this live. Literal trash. Alright, I think this is actually from a human. Thank you, Bob. Wait, you made me something? That's so cool! Let's get a cut to Good Cam, Twitch. It's Link and Shadow Link, opposite sides of the trees, like made it himself, painted it himself. What a neat little diorama that is. It's so cute, I love it. That is such a cool little thing, I love it so much. Thank you so much, Hunter, I appreciate it. Don't forget to plug G Fuel. You know what? You're right. I was gonna open this, but you reminded me. Don't forget to buy some G Fuel. Code Beat'em Up's gets you 30% off. It really helps support me, either on Twitch or right here on YouTube. Thank you. It's a coloring book for kids. Thanks for making great content, love your videos. I hope you enjoy sincerely Colby from Texas. Yeah! No way! That is not what I expected! That's awesome! That is legitimately awesome! I love that, thank you so much! I still love the coloring book, okay? You got your milky boys, you got your centipedes. Oh, I actually, I like the squirrel a lot. As we all know, the squirrel Pokemon is called... Psst, chat, help me, help me. Greed it! No, that's the big one! Squirrel! This is from, wait, maybe I'm wrong. But wasn't Annie and Chloe in the last one? Didn't they send me some really cool pictures that I loved? I'm pretty sure it's the same girls. Yeah, it definitely is. There's not even a note in here, it's just more art. Thank you so much for sending more. It was by far my favorite thing about the last video. So we have me and the cats and Logan is silver for some reason. But I love it. We have beat'em ups. And then Annie also made this one, which is so cute! Could we get a cut to Good Cam, please? Do you guys want to see this closer up? Thank you so much, Chloe and Annie, for sending in more. You guys are my favorite for sending in art. But don't tell everyone else that's sent in art. Let's... But you are my... But don't... Okay? Okay, this is from Samuel. It's me as Link with the Mario Road behind me and Mario on the road. There's actually a whole ton of things happening over here. Hi, my name is Samuel. I'm writing this to tell you thank you for your video. I ended up breaking my arm. Thank you so much. I'm sorry about your arm. I hope it's healed now. Considering how long it takes me to make these videos, you've probably healed and broken it twice since then. But I hope you're doing good. Princess? Woodingham and Kimberley's Kim-ness. What? Is this a short story? Wait, why am I a princess? Who is this from? Well, this is new. I've never had someone send me a letter and then attach a magnifying glass to it. Thank you so much. Love you. Purple iron. That's a heck of a name, purple iron. Here we go, chat. Princess Woodingham and Kimberley's Kim-ness. Our story starts with Princess Woodingham. He was playing Animal Crossing when suddenly he falls asleep. When he awakens, he finds the keys are stolen from him and now he is locked out. He goes to find Kim, a random person or not. Wait, is it random person or not? Why is it left up to my interpretation? No, it doesn't matter. Let's keep going. Princess Woodingham believes them stupidly and follows the person now in quotations to the castle. I'll read the story later. You know what, chat? I'll read the story later. Alright, this is a nice, easy one to open. This is from Germany. This is from Germany. I just saw the video where it seems that every subscriber of yours has written a book. So I had to step in and defend the honor of- Oh, people who make comic books! That's so much cooler, but- I didn't say that. This is from Steve Pan. Not Steven, Steve Pan. You like said a bunch of extra art with it too. Oh, it's all in English. Ha, thank you. Finally, someone sends me a book with pictures. So you can go to stevenlossetsi.com. There it is for YouTube. That is super overblown. You cannot see that. There it is for Twitch. Is that focusing? There you go. Mama to best with 100 bits. Cool fairy with 100 bits. Bruxy with 100 bits. Sounds like I'm at the races right now. And I almost- A gifted sub from Elements. Thank you so much. My editor right now is sat in his house editing this just looking at a picture of- a dartboard with a picture of me on it. And every time I turn and I just start talking to Twitch for five minutes, just another dart thrown at my face. It's just wasted time for him. He knows he has to cut all this out. Or leave it in. I don't know. Who cares? Do what you want. No way! It's just one pack of Pokemon cards. We're going to open it right now. Oh my God. Intense music, please. Out of it. Rare candy, Snom, Rookie, Shellder, Malewile, Pony, Tar, I got a shiny potion. But that was fun. I always love opening Pokemon cards. Thank you so much, Connor. The wood that doesn't burn? Well, I suddenly hope not. Well, let's see what this one's about. The wood that doesn't burn. What a name. Chapter one. The plan. Loneliness. That's all I felt when they took Kimberley. My name is Woodhawker. I got involved with some suspicious activity and gained powers beyond anything I have ever seen. I gained the power of controlling lightning. Somebody kidnapped me, threw me in a pod, and set me on fire while lightning zapped me. I managed to get out. I caught the police and most of his squad was arrested. He wants revenge. His name is Bob Wolf. I tried to use my powers, but I couldn't control them. I was scared I'd blow up our couch by accident. And then he got away, and I'm going to get her back. I am making a plan. Sorry, now I'm invested. He took her to the wolf den. It's guarded by a dragon. I would grab my master Merlog, an orange horse, of course. Bob was clumsy and left a map. Wait, what? I would learn over the next few days how to control my powers, but I haven't mentioned one new power I have that will help me to slay the dragon. I cannot burn. Oh, the orange horse. This is what I asked for. I wanted Logan to be orange and like a horse or something, didn't I? And I said it had to have a dragon. I think this is the story that I asked for. Look, and they spent so much time. And I've been sat here reading it, confused at how random and ridiculous everything is. It's because this is what I wanted. And they actually did it. Liam, thank you so much for fulfilling my request. That's funny, man. I've been really curious about this ever since it arrived. Oh my God. There is so much stuff in here. There's this like square Zelda mug. That's awesome. There's a Zelda controller. There's a Zelda amiibo. Oh, there's that amiibo. There's Zelda Uno. There's Zelda Uno. There's Zelda Uno. It was a glitch in the matrix there for a second. A freaking 3DS? What? There has to be a brick in here or something. There's no way. It's just like a brand new 3DS. It's in here. What the heck? Thank you. Hey, considering how many mugs were sent and the way it was packaged, we're not doing too bad. This is random. We have two unrelated pops, but I do like Witcher and that. I'm sorry to say, but even this broke. And this wasn't even wrapped. I just want to say, the only reason why I've got a negative connotation in my voice right now is because I want to reiterate that I didn't break any of this stuff. This stuff was sent with a glass photo frame just in the middle of a bunch of mugs, a 3DS, and whatever else is underneath this. This was never going to get here unbroken. That's not my fault. That's all on USPS. We have a bunch of little guys. I'm going to put the little guys in the mug. Again, I appreciate it immensely. In fact, I love it so much. You see that white stuff at the bottom? That's mugs. Who wants to place bets on whether or not these mugs that were used as cushioning are broken or intact? Yeah, it's broken. It was a breath of the wild mud. Mug. Now it's a breath of the broken. Yeah, it wasn't funny. And then the last two things I'm really excited about actually, we got Siri from Game of Thrones and then Legolas from Lord of the Rings. I actually really like both Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones and Witcher, so these are actually one of these. They're really cool. And then there's also Zelda Monopoly. This is insane. It was so much Zelda stuff. I'm really excited actually because I get to give a lot of this stuff away. They already said in the letter that I'm allowed to give this stuff away. Almost everything really other than these and the 3DS I really want to keep but everything else will be a giveaway on this YouTube video, Twitch. You're gonna have to wait. If you want to enter with a chance to win all of this stuff, there'll be a link down below and I'll send one big box to someone watching. Despite what some people in chat thinks, there's no reason for me to sit on a ton of stuff that I already have when someone else could enjoy it. Like maybe a little kid would love Zelda Uno. You don't know. And here I am gonna hug three of them. Not me. Big, big books. If this isn't from Steven, then I don't know what it could possibly be. What the heck is this? I am so nervously excited. Don't clip that. I swear to God. Oh my... Oh, what? Oh, it's the poppin' soda. It's the poppity one. I have no idea who sent this. If it's not Steven, I really don't... It's from... Steven sent so much stuff. He forgot that he sent a giant first four figure Zelda. Thank you so much, Steven. Oh, it's so big. Oh my God. It's so good. It's so heavy. Look at that. I love it. Let the sword go. Uh-oh. Nobody move. No! There was a sword in here and I can't see it. Steven, where did it go? Sorry. It blended in. It blended in, chat. It blended in. It blended in. It is so cool. Look at it. It's so big and awesome. I love it. So anyway, this is my favorite. Oh! Just kidding. Oh, this was a terrible idea. All these lights, these cameras, all these sweaty people in the chat, their heat, their body heat has just absorbed through the screen onto me. I don't know how, but I am literally... I feel like I've taken a shower while sitting here. Thank you, everyone, for sending something. If you want to send something into the show, the PO Box is on the screen, but you don't have to. If you want to, though, it can be something as little as a letter or something as amazing as this. But please don't do anything like this. Save this for Steven. He goes out of control. I'm going to be packaging up a bunch of this stuff and then resending it to one of you links down below. And yeah, I just appreciate you all. Thanks for watching these stupid videos and I'll see you next time. Twitch, you want to say goodbye to YouTube? Not the editor. Don't say bye to the editor. Good luck to the editor and a goodbye to YouTube. That would be perfect. All right, I'll see you guys next time. Bye. All right. Oh, my God. I'm glad that's over. Oh, wait. I'm still live on Twitch.