 Oh, it's like everyone hates you. So your parents, you're sorry, your kids. I mean, obviously your parents are disappointed in you, but your kids, especially, are going to look back on all that and be like, man, our dad was a fucking jack in any jack. He was a buttplug. Total buttplug. He was a buttplug. What? That I mean, what if his son came out one day and said the whole boulder thing? That was a fucking lie. We never did anything bullies. This is secret shame. Oh, my God, like his his kids side against him. They have to bring back the family name. It's like Palpatine. His kid chooses a different name. Instead of Jarbo, can I be like Matt's son? He chooses like something really just terrible. That's what he wants to get rid of. He's just like Glungleton or something. He's like, I'll take it. Jarbo is an embarrassing name. Anyway, it sounds like a fucking circus freak. Jarbo, the amazing bearded Jarbo. Bearded job. I'm surprised to go with bearded thumb rags. So I've been his attraction. Bearded thumb. We are live and I managed to fix the chat and the thumbnail really quick. Yeah. Oh, man, all that high quality content. You're never going to know. And this will be our last Christmas episode, Rags. I'm sad face now. We're open on the floor. We're spreading the Christmas cheer by shitting all over other content creators, just like Jesus would have done. We're not going to be doing like a new year's show always. So yeah, this is it. We're not. I don't know, are we? I don't know. I don't know. Let's discuss it now. All right. Let's discuss it now. All right. Mauler, you want to do a new year show? I'm against the idea. All right. Good talk. Yeah, moving on. So one of the number 67 we have passed order 66 and I'm still terrified about how we can really satisfy the audience on the episode 69. Like, what are we supposed to do, Rags? What was what is what is the goal with that one? Yeah, probably just just suck each other's cocks. Yeah. All right. Well, I thought that was going to be harder, but you came up with a very easy answer. I don't know how I got the idea in my head. We're joined by we got a full cast once again, celebrating the end of the year with all of these people who have been here before. This is impossible to introduce you individually. So I'm just going to do it all the same time. What is it? Yeah, abbreviated. It's Jolbal Kofia. They're all I thought you were. I thought you're going to be like, I'm going to say all their names at once. Yeah, just that's what I thought. Kind of I was kind of looking forward. See, given that a try. How could I say four things at once? That's impossible. Um, that's the that's what good writing is. Moller, well, I could do it if I had time to edit myself. You know what the text is? That's a meta narrative idiot. Meta narrative. You don't even know what Star Wars is about. You just watch it. Oh, look at my family. Is it though? That's why it's great. Is it about family when she literally turns it back on her beloved Palpatine and chooses a different family? What's that about, huh? It is weird that the last shot I was supposed supposedly about family and the message of this one was, you know, it wasn't bigger than water. Water is much thicker than blood. Who's your own family? That's how wonderful it is. You make your own family, guys. Ew. What do you mean? You make your own family, though. Yeah, you can, yeah. That's someone I'm in your family now, smile. I'm in your family now. To say the least. Well, in your family I am. Yes. I guess I'll give it a shot, though. I'm going to go from... What? Oh, sorry. No, you can go ahead. No, what the fuck were you going to say, Chase? Come on. It was important enough to start. It's important enough to finish. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I was just going to say I'm more of a video game guy. I barely know anything about Star Wars, but I did see this movie. I did not financially contribute to it, so I feel better about that. Wow, should we get that to yourself? Yeah, you fucking thief. I want to tell Papa Disney. I'll be the idiot occasionally asking questions, like... What's a Skywalker? What are Jedi? So this Rey person, she's the best character I suppose. Saga's been all about her, I guess. In the beginning, when George started it all, and what, 77? It was all about Rey. He didn't know it, but it was all about Rey. Imagine, like, there was a clip, this little, like, old style of shit, and they're on set for Empire Strikes Back, and you get a clip of George being like, you know, I want all of this to really lead to Rey. That's the important part. Like, what the fuck? Like, George, no. See? He rode it. Not me. Fuck. See, it was George. All along. So yeah, I guess I will do the whole one by one. I'm going to go from right to left on my screen. My screen's the important screen, just so you know. So, Chaseface, hello there. You've got a Christmas-y avatar. That means you win. Cool. Thank you. How are you? What's happening? I woke up about an hour ago. Didn't get a lot of sleep because I stayed up late watching JoJo. Yeah, hi. How is Joseph Jones? Well, I'm not going to spoil anything, but let's just say Part 3, highly overrated, come at me. Oh, goodness. You don't even know what JoJo... We can't worry. You've got a response to that. We talked about Joseph. Beat him up. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, even if it's wrong. No, they're not. Yeah, there you go. Listen to me, you little fucking shit. I have better taste than you. You fucking hurt. I disagree. Molly, did you know that the reason they're called JoJo is because their last names are Joestar and then the first character is like Joseph. Whatever. Jonathan, Joseph, JoToro, Josuke. So that's like the meme, is that they all have different names. I can't wait to see this wonderful show. Wow. So their names are all Joestar. If you can't get your protagonist's name properly, I don't know that I'm going to commit. That's just I-M-O, I-M-O. Yeah, I-M-O. But yeah, speaking of the person who despises your perspective on anime. Weekend warrior, welcome. How do you do? Hello, I despise his perspective. Yay. We will be fighting this entire stream. Oh, hooray. I think that this is a perspective at all. That alliance are drawn. Yeah, exactly. I mean, I know that the EFAP will just be like, anime podcast, yes. And we're going to be like, no, no. No, no. Just some random weebs. Your idea is wrong. Podcast, it'll have to do my homework for ages. There are not enough dollars in the cosmos. What is a waifu? It's a waifu. It's a waifu. It's a thing you get during communion. It's like the body. Yeah, that was one. Jesus wafer. Oh. Jesus cookie. So anime is very Christian is what you're saying. Oh, yes. Yeah, it's got a lot of Christian ties. Oh, okay. Learning a lot. The subtext is- I know stuff about laser swords and space wizards, but I don't know a lot about anime. That's my weakness. I will teach you. I will teach you. The ways of the weeb. Big guest is the wonderful Jay Longbone who loves anime. Talk a bit about it. Yeah. The only anime I've like truly watched all the way through is Death Note, the one with the fucking the middle age giants. Oh. Wait, is that my love story? Right. Very descriptive. Attack on death. Yeah, and I might have seen in a little bit of Dragon Ball Z. Not bad. Not bad. Decent spread. Decent selection. How are you? How has your crimbonium been? Oh, yeah, I've been good. Yeah, holidays have been good so far. Did you- oh, you watched Infinite Crisis Part 1, right? Oh, yeah. Have you watched more of it yet? No. So, yeah, I guess update on that. Those are stuck in copyright hell on EFAP's side of things. I'm gonna get them soy as soon as I'm done with my next video that I'm currently working on. I could probably talk more about that toward the end, but yeah, it's wonderful, isn't it? Did you see Episode 2 yet? The Batwoman episode was Episode 2. Oh, right, right. Apparently. You have to keep it straight, Mahler. I know there's so much quality that it infuses you. When I found out that Episode 5 was the Legends of Tomorrow episode, I was like, what the hell does that mean? It's like that's a TV show filled with an Avengers ripoff team. I was like, oh, is it Coldman and the Hotman that they both have guns that fire cold and hot? And I was like, okay. They're a team. They're called Freezerburn. Oh, nice. I like it. I'm not watching that shit, so. Oh, me freeing metal and rags are all excited to see how it's gonna end. I can't wait. Episode 3. I can't wait to see what happens to these beloved characters. I can't wait to see your reactions. That's a fucking good-ass series you guys got going on. Oh, man. It is a wild ride to fucking Bonkersville. The zooms really make the ridiculous reactions extra worth it. You never thought it would work, would you, with little circle pictures. And yet it's like animated to a point where it actually feels like they're real or something. I like when you predict something and you just put the text on screen with the piano, like, why do we even bother? We don't even have any screens. It was written in an afternoon by some dude. It was like, hey, come on here. I can do this this way. I learned this in college, film school. And yes, last but not least, Mr. ER, how do you do, sir? I do very well. Have you been... You've got a choice of subjects here. Anime, Christmas, or Infinite Crisis. You can talk about any of those three things. I choose anime. Isn't that why I was brought on? Mm-hmm. All right. This is the anime. The annual anime. Diabeto is one of the best anime available on YouTube. Yes. Finally a good take. Did it. Getting sour reviews from different people. That's just, you know, they don't understand the deeper themes, the better textual narratives. Yeah, the layers of Diabeto. The gluten. Much like a cake. The fold of Diabeto. What would Diabeto's character arc be? Like, what would be his fucking... That would be, no, his character arc would be like the mathematical arc of his rotundness. Mm-hmm. Like mentioned degrees. That's his arc. Once they discover his radius, they'll be like, he'll get a new power. You would be mistaken. If you were close enough to Diabeto, you would be forgiven for thinking that he was flat. Like, this season... Not actually a massive globe. The season three cliffhanger is things start to orbit him and he's like, no! He has to stop it. At first he likes it because small things float towards him, like snacks and other food items. Mm-hmm. But then it's, you know, living animals and well, actually that probably wouldn't stop him. A scissor starts to come toward him and he's like, good lord. And that's where it cuts. And it says directed by, you know, Steven Spielberg. He just pops like a balloon. Well, we don't know yet. Season four is an outright. What do you mean? Oh my god. I read the leaks. The extensive leaks. Diabeto. I want to say really quickly, not to deviate from Diabeto too much, but people in chat are saying that Cowboy Bebop very good anime. Yes, anyone who has not seen anime and would like to explore and make a foray into that genre, Cowboy Bebop is very normal. Normie friendly. That's a pretty bold take there. Pretty controversial saying that Anime Bebop is a great anime. I know. It's very underrated opinion. When we all know the best one is what's a typically known horrible anime chase? I can say it'll make it funny. Sword Art Online. Sword Art Online. It's not. I don't even watch anime, but I know that. Yep. I watched the fit. That's the one where it's a video game Yeah, it's like a VR MMO. That's the first anime I was ever shown. No wonder I got put off. Yeah. No, it's bad. Music's good. It's about it. I've told this story on the streams before, but Fred Abide, who really wanted to start watching anime, that was one of his favorites. The crazy weird thing was we watched the first couple and I was like, this is meh. Then he was like, no, no, it gets better. We finished episode six or seven and I still wasn't into it and he said, well, there's no point now because it only gets worse. And I was like, oh. We stopped because I was like, well, I guess. Mahler, you sci-fi man. You know what, you need a fucking, an anime about a bunch of anime characters in an MMO wanting to fuck each other and making really bad decisions. That seems like you're forte. Oh, does it now? Let's see how this could ever go south. Well, I mean, I got my fill of that sort of thing from South Park, that one episode where they're in World of Warcraft. That's close enough. It's a good episode. It really is. Make Love Not Warcraft. I think it's like World of Top Rated episodes of all time for their show. It's really good. Even though I'm sure World of Warcraft experts are probably like, that doesn't make sense. That's not lore friendly. You know what, they would be, I would accept it, I would just be like, but remember, South Park, it doesn't make sense as a whole. The reaction from Chad is making me want to just like schedule a separate eFap where it's just like me, weekend warrior, and maybe a couple other people, and we just like fucking debate anime opinions. Well, me and Ryan are just sitting in the background. We'll moderate. We'll moderate. Yeah, one in the chat if that's something. Oh, sure. She's definitely a 2,000 year old dragon spirit. Is that the one where they fly? Is that the one with the lasers? That's a never ending story. The anime. Yeah, I know. That's the thing. It's so sad because me and Ryan, we just, we watch stuff like the Mandalorian. You're a good, real anime instead of fake, crappy, normie anime like JoJo's or whatever. But you say that, but the Mandalorian has kind of become like an anime? What do you mean, Rags? Here we go. Could this be his most controversial take? The Mandalorian shit. What? And if you like it, you're alone. If you like it, then you've been fooled by the mouse. Wait, why is everyone saying one? What happened? I said say one if you'd like us to fucking have like a separate anime podcast. Well, luckily the things that you say don't count. That's true. That's true. What I say is no bearing on anything. Not official. It means we could just, just ignore that like it didn't even happen. There was an underrated comment earlier I wanted to read out that said, have ER say verisimilitude? Verisimilitude. You know that hard part was probably in the sentence you had to read it out in, wasn't it? I've had a lot of practice. A lot of practice. Good memes. Good, good, good, good, good. Yeah, we actually plan to have a Mandalorian podcast at some point once we set it all up. But today we were going to be talking about good old fashioned Star Wars. Yeah, we're going to be talking about the good Star Wars. Rise of Skywalker. Let's do our initial round table thing. Ifab knows me and Rags perspective on it, but you four folks, what's give you mini reviews? Who would like to go first? It's Garbage. Whoa, whoa, calm down. How could you say that? There are children watching. May I go first just because my opinion will probably be the most important. You won't be first. Oh, I didn't even look at it. She can't read it. I'm sorry. It's okay. We can edit this bit out. We'll edit it out, yeah. First up is Jay's face. So how much did you enjoy Rise of Skywalker? Not too much. Very busy. Too much comedy. A lot of sort of Ghostbusters-esque improv. Yeah, too much comedy. I don't think there was enough. I laughed a lot of it. I definitely laughed at the C3PO parts, but I was like, man. Yeah, no, the C3PO parts were good, where he's just like, you didn't ask, but I'm fine. That part was like... Yeah, that's it. That's the height of the comedy of the film that's intended. You know, a little bit of Bowman breathing air out of my nose. Mm-hmm. It was a fucking Kylo Ren. He has like a lot of neck fat when he's trying to look really serious and fights, and he just threw it off for me. He's just a soggy hubid. Yeah, he's a really fucking soggy person. It doesn't help that he's covered in seawater. It doesn't help that he's covered in seawater. The local kid ran a mile in PE class and just is struggling to exist with it. Struggling to exist. That's about it. Yeah. It was better than The Last Jedi, but it's like asking which piece of shit you want to eat. You thought it was better. That's the controversial subject right now. Just because it shat on Ryan Johnson. That... That's a fair enough reason, I think. Yeah. There were parts that I found entertaining. Like, there were bits and pieces that were good. Like, I think the worst part of it is that when they were bantering, I could feel that they could have developed a nice friendship, but everyone really fucked it up because they didn't plan this whole trilogy. So, there you go. Star Wars isn't about developing friendships. Oh yeah, it's about family. Yeah. Irritation. That's what Star Wars is about. Yeah, you're the only one left. I'm so sorry, but we're going to have to ask what you thought of the Rise of the Skywalker. I thought it was the best of all of them. Nice. Even better than the last Jedi? Even better than the Phantom Menace? Those are very close. Especially the last Jedi. You know what? Maybe we can argue that. Maybe we can argue that. From what I tell, a lot of people seem to... I mean, people who like TLJ obviously thought that Rise of the Skywalker was worse, but our community was split right down the middle on that vote. They feel as though they're both really just pieces of shit. I'm not going to be the one to say no to that. I think that that's true. Legit surprise to how incredibly even the hatred was dispensed between those two movies. It's like poetry. It is like poetry. So, we've got a whole... Well, I say a whole selection. Options in terms of who to approach for their Rise of Skywalker take. Now, I don't necessarily have a preference on which one we approach first. I don't know if what do you guys reckon if we let the chat choose or if we just sort of decide between ourselves. Yeah, go for it. I mean, chat's never steered us wrong before. Have they not? Audience interaction is fun. Yeah. I would kind of be curious as to who they would want us to cover first though. Yeah. All right. Well, the options are... I was going to put movie Robert and I was like, no Diabeto. I have to. It's too many nicknames for this bad. We got Diabeto, Quinton and mundane Matt all with a fiery hot take about, I guess, the stage of this movie. This is going to be good. I'll drop it in for you guys first. You get first dibs on the vote. Oh boy. This is where the fun begins. There's too much potential. Oh man. All right. Okay. Oh my goodness. I'll post it in chat in a moment. Get ready to vote. All right, but we should have one, two, three. We should have six votes here. We got three. Okay, so really, for clarification, what do you mean precisely by consume? To watch. What did you think that meant? Did you mean we were going to eat the person? Yeah, like absorbing them. Yeah, gain their powers. I'm seeing a lot of Quinton and Diabeto. Oh, there's some stuff for all of them. All right, and I shall put the results on the screen now. So exciting. I know. You see all these votes pouring in. I like the percentage verse actually like IRL moving. I like watching the bars move. Look at them. I like watching the board. I like seeing the numbers go up. That is close to equalizing. It really is. Keep it steady guys. It's like bouncing the likes and dislikes on a channel. Could this video get to that? Yeah, that's a little bit closer than I thought it would be. Wow. He used to be irrelevant. He's up against Diabeto Quinton. People would rather watch Diabeto than you. Yeah. And Diabeto, he gets people to quit our streams because of the headaches. They get hit. They'd still rather watch him. If Diabeto wins, I reserve the right to get some whiskey first. Wait, it looks like he's going. He's currently ahead. Oh God, here we go again. That's his chance. Oh, rip. The story of his life. Take that, Jorbo. Jorbo. I'll post it one more time in case people like what the fuck is the link? Why? Why? It's like watching that. We should have put down bets for what the chat we're going to do. It's gambling on it. Diabeto is the season finale villain. He's going to be the series finale villain. Yeah. We've never seen Diabeto and Quinton in the same room. They're obviously the same guy. There's a chance. Is there any chance that one of your fans can make some deep e-fap lore and Diabeto is the Palpatine of our series? Because I would genuinely enjoy that. He's been pulling the strings or the sugar from the beginning. He's been hoarding the insulin. Two fat, unkempt men with terrible movie takes never seen in the same room together. I don't know. Monday Matt, on the other hand, he's different entirely. That doesn't apply to him. Oh, yeah, fuck you're right. I forgot about Monday Matt. Just test the will. Oh, no. Well, how long should we give him? It's pretty close, but I'll have to do some kind of we stop now sort of thing. Three minutes? All right, fine. I'll wait for it to go 1943. No, 1944. Good year. As soon as it says that, I will... That is when the choice will have been decided. The suspense is killing me. It's undeniably incredibly intense, yes. I'm starting to think that people might be trying to like level the two of them just to see what happens. We play both videos at the same time. Oh, great. Oh, yeah, they're neck and neck. Do you think Quinton and Diabeto would get along? No, no, no. No, I don't think Diabeto just can't get along with people. YouTubers in general, YouTubers are so fucking up their own asses. I don't think anyone with like a strong opinion would get along with anyone else with a really strong opinion. I have felt that way about all five of you, yes. Yeah, great. You're not wrong. Um... Monday, Matt, you could do it, buddy. Come on, just give us that. Give us an amazing opinion on just anything. Quinton and Diabeto like sprinting ahead. We're watching which one's going to win. Monday, Matt's like... Diabeto sprinting. Rolling. Rolling, rolling, rolling. You know what, Magneto, he lifts up, that's what he's doing really slowly, I guess. I will give the link out one last time. So if you want to get in on this, you want to get your hero covered on EFAB out of these three people. Because I know, they've got a lot of fans. And vote now. Say it ain't so. Wait, Quinton pulled in front of Diabeto now? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'd actually be less draining to go in that order. Oh, maybe. What did you vote for, everybody? I voted for Quinton. I voted Quinton, too. I think he's going to have some funny things to say while Diabeto's movie review will probably just be he has no fucking clue of what everyone's actually upset or happy about. He'll just like... It has to go in a certain order. Joy, headache, joy. Is it a joy to cover Monday, Matt? No, I mean Quinton, Diabeto, and then Monday, Matt. Is it... Is it a joy to cover Monday, Matt? Do you find it to be joyful? Is he a joyful person? I mean, he's funny. Um... Well, we're at 44. I think the Quintans have it. Hooray. How exciting. The queues have it. I hope you proud of yourself, everybody. When we go through this video. You did it, chat. You did it. You did it, guys. Why did you do it, chat? Great work. Here's a link. For all of you to jump inside and take you to a watch together. Wait, Diabeto was defeated? Diabeto can't even win a race in like a metaphorical sense. None of us are going to mention it about losing. It's like, well, we know that. Naturally. No shit. I guess, yeah. Quinton can be our warm-up. Keep the boulders, Matt. Is everybody in? I know I'm not. I want to ask is... There's my mouth. Look at all this editing. Oh, God, look at him. Oh, my goodness. You know, okay. You know that Spongebob episode, the old one where the big green fish comes into the crusty crab and he, what a sentence. And he can never be satisfied no matter how excellent the food is made. That's what Quinton looks like now. You know what I'm talking about? I don't know enough Spongebob memes. I'm so sorry. Yeah, I mean, I believe you. Is everyone seeing the word spoilers on the screen? Yes. So everyone, if you don't want to have the rise of Skywalker spoiled for you, please stay. Super quick before we get into it. I want to ask, does my mic sound kind of crappy and like static-y low quality? It sounds fine. It's really just the opinions that are low quality. Because I was going to say, for some reason Discord does that, but my mic is the same exact settings as when I record for my videos. Apparently the character's name was Bubble Bass. Bubble Bass. Quinton is Bubble Bass. Still no pickles? Is that something he says? Still no pickles. This is our first ever podcast. Finally covering what you could call crappy video essays of Rise of Skywalker. Me and Rise have been doing this for like nearly two years for TLJ. Finally. We get to evolve as critics and cover the next one. The sequel film. Here we go, Quinton. He's like the inaugural video essayist. I don't even know if you can call this that. I don't really care. I just find it pretentious, which is, you know, he nails it. So here goes guys, exciting stuff. It's a good time. It's been 12 seconds. We could read the one word. But it's a primer. So like this is what you're going to get. Leave me out. Funny joke. Funny joke time. Come on. Wait, wait. Okay, guys. You know, if you spell spoilers backwards, it's so funny. It's really ups. Got him. Fucked. Oh, that was funny. You should have done that. You still got this. Acoustic tiles. You don't fucking need acoustic tiles. I don't have acoustic tiles. Do you have acoustic tiles? No, but a professional has acoustic tiles. I haven't had time. So if I sound like bad, if I sound as bad as I look, it's because I don't have my acoustic tiles set up. Is that how you spell acoustic? Yeah. Acoustic has one. He's not three. Wait, what? You spelled acoustic. Maybe it's a British spelling. No, he's just retarded. No. Yeah, then it asks if I meant acoustic. Yeah, no, he spelled it wrong. I'm pretty sure. I've never seen it spelled that way, but... No, acoustic with three C's is on dumtionary.com. What is that? I guess it's where the dumb people spell. Dumtionary? Yeah, it's... Here's a picture. It's on the dumtion. If I type in the one with a double C, it just links me to the correct one. Are you sure you didn't mean the right word? I like that one because it's like, you're like, oh. All right. I mean, maybe that's the joke, because, you know, the font and then the non-capitalized... Yeah. You know... And the side face. There you go. Let's throw him a bone, whatever. There you go. I can't wait for the take about how there's a three-hour podcast and all they talked about was my spelling of acoustic. Well, I've seen... I saw his ContraPoints video. He had terrible audio in that, whether or not he had tiles. He just fucks up things all the time and I think he's just like, hey, not my fault, this is the thing that happened that ruined it, and it's like, maybe it's you, buddy. I don't know. It's my lack of acoustic piles. Is he sure it's not because his mic is like fucking three miles away from his face? Well, this is the thing. I think there are things he could do in order to circumvent these issues and I don't think he chooses to do them because that would require things called time and other things called effort. But that's fine. I'm sure we can still hear him and that's the important thing. I know this looks like the exact same room but I swear it's a different one. So I saw the Rise of Skywalker and it was really bad and you'd think I'd be mad. No. But I'm really glad. Inactuality. Inactuality. Inactuality. That's such a moment of like, if I was helping script, I'd be like, wouldn't you want to just say actually instead of, I don't know, just look at this fucking unit. Oh, look at his glasses. Can I just point out, he has the sex doll at the back. Do you know what the lord is actually? Oh my god. Is that the sex doll? Yes, it is. Oh my god. He fucked it in the face. I don't know. You know he's fucking that thing on the regular. Oh no, please. Wait, wait, stop. Wait, wait. They're even wearing the same type of shirt. Like, they're like, Oh my god. What is that though? They're playing. Yeah, oh my god. Two of those. That actually looks like decent quality. It looks like you might have to spend at least like $200 on a model like that. Not that I would know. How did you know that? I look on the pictures on the internet a lot. I'm just saying there's some that are nicer than others. I'm just saying that these ads tailored to my search history just keep showing to me and I don't get it. I don't know how they got their officer. I don't know. My girlfriend, yeah, she's like a computer. It licks them up all the time. The sad thing is he spent he spent a grand on that thing. Isn't EFAP Wiki apparently? If you go to Diabeto's entry, it currently says also known as Bob Chipman or Movie Bob is the evil mastermind of the EFAP series, pulling the strings all along and the sugar behind the scenes. It's already up there. Diabeto.com It's just a additional entry. Oh my god. What was weekend? You said like shut the fuck up but in your alien language, what was it? Yeah, yeah. That's cool. I like it. Sounds like an anime thing. Anyway, let's listen to the internet sensation. Yeah, in actuality we will listen to him. Not much of anything. The first scene in this movie is Kylo Ren tracking down Palpatine and he meets him and Palpatine's like a zombie and he's been put back together with like robot bits Wait, I guess he's really professional YouTube reviewer. For a second there I was thinking like he's like a cyborg I guess you could. I have a cyborg. Why does he sound bored? Because he doesn't want to make videos anymore. I remember someone linked me a video of his where he explains how he's permanently downgrading his quality because he's copyrighted. He used to do full editing but now he's in a position of being like look I'm just going to vlog. That's what's happening now. That's what the good guys do. Jenny Nicholson gets along just fine. Jebi Nicholson I mean Jebi Nichols, right? I'm so sorry. I guess he wants to reach those degrees of quality I suppose That's not bad. She films her videos in a supernova that can only explain how oversposed her videos are. No, if you say that that means you hate women, stop it. Maybe I do. Maybe you do. She makes me want to hate him so bad. That's your internalized misogyny talking, Miss Longbone. It is, it is. And he says to Kylo Ren you and I shall work together you will be my new doctor. Wait. Sounds like the controversy. It sounds like a medieval mob boss. It's like Kylo wants to do a voice but he just can't be fucked to put in the effort. My voice doesn't go that low. You and I will take over the universe. That was the one thing about Palpatine in this movie. He came back all still in this fire and he sounded like he wanted to fuck up the Star Wars universe. Unfortunately, Quinton can't do the Emperor voice. You motherfucker. Our impressions were always like what the fuck's happening? We all have a limit. Kylo Ren pay the price for your lack of visual know-bye. We're going to do episode 6 again except this time it's going to be bigger and immediately that represented to me everything that I didn't want Star Wars to be. Alright. Sounds like it subverted your expectations. Yeah, why didn't you like it? It's subverted your expectations. That's the best fucking thing in the universe. I mean, it's so easy to just flip the arguments. We can do this all year. It's going to be great. 2020 will just be the year of well, maybe you hate Asian people. Have you ever think about that? Maybe. They must hate women. They must hate Asians. They must hate something. Jebi unironically put out a tweet saying that if a guy says that he thinks Rose Tico is like a worthless character it's going to be a race thing. Like what? Why? I didn't see that because I got blocked. Thankfully, I was blocked. You don't like Rose Tico. And then the comments were quick to point out ah, but it could be a women thing. Very true. It's like what if we just don't like fucking fit galaxy brains over there? Not possible. It represented everything the sequel trilogy needed to avoid becoming in order to be worthwhile and stand alone. And it just didn't Okay. Like Star Wars wasn't already being like it was already a spectacle. No, sorry, not episode four. Episode seven was totally that. It was complete rip. I guess TLJ was like half a rip and then Rise of Skywalker was only really a rip off at the end where it's like Palpatine trying to convert someone to the dark side while also showing all of their friends die through a big window. That's like... I guess he's right that they copied some stuff. Sure. In order to be worthwhile and stand alone. And it just didn't feel like a scene from a real Star Wars movie. But the thing is that this ended up being the perfect tone setter for the film because it told me everything I needed to know about what this film was going to try and be and how unsuccessful it was going to be and actually becoming that. It set out to be what it shouldn't be and it was unsuccessful at being what it shouldn't have been. So it was what it should have been? I don't even know. It was like JJ fucked up into making a masterpiece. It was going to be terrible. But he fucked that up. You're like, wait, alright. It turned out amazing. More, more. So instead of continuing to care during that opening scene I did what Yoda suggested in episodes three and episodes five. I allowed myself to become detached from my investment and thus I didn't feel anger. I didn't feel any dark emotions. I just sat back in my chair and I laughed. I laughed a lot. Hey Solidarity, we laughed too. When when Rey blew up Chewie for example that was funny. I was like, oh my god, they did it. What else are the big laugh moments? Probably when she said Thank God C-3PO is still okay. Babu Frick re-entering the film that had me going I was like, yay, Babu Frick's back. Thank God they made sure to show us that he was on that little starship on the dashboard. For me it had to be Rey with a shark teeth. Oh yeah, that's great. It was dark Rey. It's a Bilbo moment. Scary Bilbo. Bilbo Regans. It reminded me so much of that riffraff vibe. Like, oh, what the fuck was it? One day I'm going to blow up and act like I don't know nobody. Oh yeah, the kiss of death. I'm going to go to the dark side and act like I ain't got no past. I've heard a lot of people say that when bad died or when they kissed a lot of people in theaters were laughing. It's so awkward. You know if JJ was in the cinema with me and I laughed at Babu Frick coming back and he was like, yay, successful comedic moment. I'd be like, no, no, no. They'd be like, what? You got these two characters from a planet that they spent apparently their lives on and they couldn't escape and you blew it all up. You killed everyone they've ever known. They're just in this ship being like, hey, we're back. It's unreal. You have this little alien going, whee! It's like, wow. Damn it, the one time I really needed to escape I couldn't do it. It's so odd because it's like she survived but the audience will be concerned that the funny alien survives. We'll put him in there too. What about the entire crew that she mentioned? Are they all dead? Oh my God. Remember how she said children are taken from that planet? Well, they're not taken from it anymore. You don't have to worry about any of that. They'll never steal your children ever again. Yeah. What was, like, Yasen's formula? It's like you need to free a slave for every person you kill and you're all right. I don't know what his mathematical equation for goodness was. I don't think he ever wanted to really pin that one down. We will get EFAP science on it. It'll happen. Just to laugh at, just in general, I didn't laugh all the time. I held it back a little to respect the other people in the theater. But pretty much the moment that the movie ended. I really wanted to laugh more, but my theater was dead and I was like, oh man, I don't want to be that guy. Because I know that people will be like, can you please stop? And I'll be like, no. Yeah, you don't want to be the De Niro in Cape Fear. Yeah. Good reference. It was dark and they'll never see me again. Fuck it. What if they were like, I recognize your voice and you're like, fuck, do you leave? I tell them I'm quitting reviews. It's me. I couldn't hold it in. I just stood up, ran out of the theater and I started laughing and I like walked out of the parking lot in the freezing cold. I walked for like a minute. Can you picture him running out of the theater on his own and just laughing? I can't imagine what would have happened. And also I don't believe it. X to doubt. If it did though, I could just picture people in like the sort of I don't know, just the rooms or the parking lot outside just looking at him like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, it's so funny though. It's so funny though. You just wouldn't get it. He probably just like chuckled a little bit and then he's like, I'm really going to hand this up in my review. That spoiled jar of sauerkraut is really enjoying himself right now. Saga potatoes. Smile, laughing the whole time. People walking by must have thought I must have thought I was a madman and I don't know what I was laughing at. Was I laughing at how bad the movie was? I needed an edit there. I just like zoomed in on him black and white. He's like, I was experiencing something, laughing at something but I didn't know what. Amnesia. Is this enjoyment? What was happening to me? I had to find out. Soundtrack kicks in. It shows loads of locations and he's like, I had to go to the source. That. What did I do that day? It's your heat. There's only one man who can help me. My father. And the door opens up and it's Diabeto. My son, you have returned. My son, you have returned. You're finally back. A good picture though. By the end of the trailer it's like epic choir music is rising up with things flowing around. Rise of Diabeto. Is this the movie? I would pay good money. Yeah, I would actually pay. That's like kick ass levels of entertainment. He's levitating two liter bottles with some kiss. Little bit. Was I laughing at sort of the cultural phenomenon which had evolved out of these movies which turned out to be a total let down? A lot, yeah. But maybe I was also laughing at myself. No. Or a version of myself that I could imagine who was invested in this film. Or maybe, just maybe, I actually secretly still cared a whole lot and laughing was just my coping mechanism. When I got out of the theater I tweeted out something like that was so bad I can't fucking believe it. I walked out of the theater laughing and people didn't know if I was talking about Star Wars or Cats. How dare you, Cats is a masterpiece. Cats is wonderful. I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure it is. I haven't either, I've heard only good things. Anybody here seen it? I've heard a lot of horror jokes. Me and my mom tried to watch it and she wanted me to turn the fuck off after a few moments. There you go. Alright then. That's the review guys. Thanks for watching. Which I think is a funny parallel and when I responded that I was talking about Star Wars someone asked me is this the worst Star Wars movie? Is it worse than the Phantom Menace? No, no, no, no. That's not even the bomb. You gotta go further. You gotta go all the way to The Last Jedi. I'm sorry. That's the bomb. He likes The Last Jedi. Wow. Wow, there you go. I thought most people picked Attack of the Clones as the worst instead of Phantom Menace. I guess I'm wrong on that, I don't know. How does the world feel on that? Does anyone remember? With The Last Jedi? What do people typically think is the worst Phantom Menace or Attack of the Clones? I can't remember. Attack of the Clones I think people say is worse. You sure? Cats is erotically better. I would be surprised. We're going to check that out for you fat movies eventually. We'll take a look. I'm eager to see just how terrible Cats is. I think it's going to be an experience. We can't get through. We just abandon like we can't. There's just not enough material of us reacting because we're all stunned, silent, staring at the street like, oh god. I'm sure Cats is more entertainment value. Yes. It's not the worst Star Wars movie, but only because the prequels are so badly made that they're unwatchable. But it's... At least you knew at least the prequels you knew George Lucas wanted to make those, like he had his passion put into those, but these new ones are just like, oh look, we'll just make this shit. We need money. Money. Green. It's hard. You shouldn't necessarily be at this point, but what I would say is prequels made a lot more sense and I understood the stakes clearer and I could actually be like, oh my goodness, I can understand the both positive outcome and negative outcome of these scenes while with these films it's like force healing. Oh my, that kind of fucks with everything. It's like hyperspace skipping. You're like, oh my, that fucks with everything too. You know what else? Emperor's alive. You're like, oh, you need to stop. You need to pull it right back. And he said all three of them prequels, like I actually think revenge of the Sith isn't all that bad. This is a watchable movie for sure. But unfortunately I guess he's thinking more about Phantom Menace which can be boring. It's still better than The Last Jedi. It's the most intellectually vapid Star Wars movie because when you look at the intentions and the themes of the prequels, they're actually really good. And when you ask why did more Star Wars have to be made at this point in time, the answer again is a good one. The answer is that George Lucas hated war and he wanted to make a Star Wars film trilogy about how war is bad and how it's cool. Oh, is that what war is? That's what war is, guys. Star Wars. The way we can realize this in Germany. Also, this is what he said true. What's the source for that? The idea that George Lucas is trying to talk about war being bad, I think it's a little bit more complicated than war is bad. Like, you will engage in a war if it means saving your civilization, surely. Nah, you just want to realize your aggressors. And you got to appreciate the logic. It's like, George Lucas said war is bad. And then, war is bad because it's a tool of imperialism. It's like, where did you get that? Like, how did you derive that shit? Like, did George Lucas hate in an interview? Or something? I don't know. Maybe that's his commentary. I didn't actually hear that. Does he have a stick? Yeah, I think so. The answer is that George Lucas hated war and he wanted to make a Star Wars film trilogy about how war is bad and how it's a tool of imperialism. Oh, okay, yeah. I've not seen the interviews where he talks about that but maybe I've missed them. But isn't the OT like, peace is good, war bad? Yeah. I don't think any of the films are saying that like, yeah, war. If anything, the Clone Wars made a lot of people go yeah, this is fucking awesome. War is fucking epic. Clones and space battles. Give me some day at war. Wow. Then they made like, series about the Clone Wars and they made series about Rebels. Well, ugh. This is a tool of imperialism and bad. Okay, where are we going with this? Get a key. The sequel films have always suffered from this big problem where they don't have that same element. They were created by Disney out of a corporate need for a franchise. They were invented by filmmakers out of nostalgia. And they created this cultural desire. I don't know how they were created. I think they were just made for fucking money. That's why they bought it. That's kind of like money, right? Yeah, nostalgia is just the way to get the money. Yeah. Yeah, they didn't give a fuck. Disney doesn't give a shit. I seriously doubt that when JJ was making episodes died particularly was like, man I can't wait to go back to Star Wars, my favorite thing of all time and celebrate with all the fans. Let's just get this done. Didn't he have that interview where he was just like, oh fuck it. I love that attitude. It explains the whole movie. Star Wars is good and you should feel good for liking it. They want money. Fucking potato. I mean, at this point I want to point out that the new Star Wars shit doesn't want to say anything because it's not really planned. He's saying that the new films are saying that Star Wars as a franchise is a good thing and you should consume. Is that his point? I don't even agree with that. The Lost Jedi was like, fuck Star Wars. It's like, okay. We had taste, but okay. Do you think that Disney spent $4 billion on Star Wars to make people feel good? I mean, it's clear that Quentin doesn't have a concept of money. I mean, he bought a fucking $1,000 sex doll for nothing. Did he buy it? Or did he get it for free? Because I remember reading tweets about like, I can't remember. No, he was raising money for it. Oh my. His fans paid for a $1,000 sex doll. That's how you know you've made it. Excuse me, $1,200. Oh, sorry. Thank you, Chase, for your integral feedback knowledge. There's varying levels of quality. Okay, and by the way, it's worth it, okay? I believe you. Give us $9,000. Don't knock until you try it. I want to start off this in-depth discussion by analyzing the final scene in this film, which, thanks to the nature of the sequels, is now the final scene in the entire chronological Star Wars saga. Obviously, at this point, we're going to get into spoilers. If you somehow miss the kazoo bit at the beginning, this is a good time to turn the video off of Star Wars. Oh, you mean that 20-second fucking bullshit? Did you watch it? What is through? No one missed it. Nobody missed it. I don't know. It strikes me as odd that people would want to watch a 30-minute analysis of Rise of Skywalker without realizing there's going to be spoilers. Can you make a 30-minute discussion spoiler-free and be difficult? EFAP can do it, because they don't know when to stop talking. We don't know how to edit, or write, or talk, with the worthless fuckers killed-killed arc. I can't sit down in front of their webcam for 10 minutes. Are you just turning more Jewish gradually? Wow. That is a racism, sir. That was clearly like a Long Island accent. Fuck you. They're bad. They're long. You're a bad man. See Ray arrive on a planet which we immediately recognize to be Tatooine. And then she goes to a place which we, as an audience know, is the Skywalker family farm. And as an audience, we go, oh my God, this is the place from Episode 4. We're here again. Why are we here again? And the movie goes, isn't it crazy that we're here again? Isn't that so cool? And we go, yeah, it is. But why did you bring us here? What's your fucking point? Oh my God. He's upset. You're toxic, fat, bad baby. Yeah, it's a movie about Space Wizards meant for children. Why are you criticizing it in any way? I think there was a deleted scene where he was just hanging out with the two lightsabers. She was like, where should I put these? And Luke was like, put them in my house, I guess. Where is it? He's like, ah, Tatooine, these are the specific coordinates. And here's a photo of my house. And then she went there and she buried them. And he was like, thanks, bro. Thanks. I really appreciate you doing that for me. I don't really know why. I wanted that, but I did. Okay. I don't even know who I am anymore, honestly. You can just picture him. What's going on? How did I get here? Yeah, he's very upset. Quinton, I think you need to calm down though. You're being very toxic. That's just my opinion, I guess. But you know. He's talking about a scene with a female protagonist. He's getting this angry. I mean, I'm just putting two and two together. I'm not saying anything. Two and two makes four. Just saying. And the movie goes, isn't it just cool that we can't be here, that we can come back here? And we go, yeah. We can't be here before... That joke was really worth it. This is so embarrassing. To be fair, instead of just continuing on, we're on a black screen now, so I'm wondering what will happen when we return to Q1. What do we even... Is this like a new form of Quinton? He's Quinton devolved as a critic? I think so. He got so mad. I thought he didn't care about this film. He said that he didn't care. He said he might be laughing at a part of him that still does care. Oh, he's tapping into that part. There you go. Oh my god. Maybe I care a little bit more than I was there. There you go. And do you know what? If that's what you want at the Star Wars movie, just for the main character to go back to a set that you recognize from a previous movie, and to not really find a point in being there in the assumption that you, the audience, recognize the set and find some attachment to it, then you're going to love this movie. Wait, can we pause and say that I don't think that... Like, how could I put this? I think the Nostalgia was incidental. Does that make sense? I get why Rey was there. Like, does that make sense? I realized that he... Why was Rey there? He's going to bury the lightsabers since... Why go there? Honestly, I'm stuck all the way back at... Dude, those things are very rare at this point. Don't bury those. They're really lethal weapons. I have... It's more like... How did she know that tattooing... Probably because Luke Skyward she was in tattooing, I don't know. It is weird. Luke must have told you to bury the lightsabers as a favor to him? Like, yeah, go back to the place that was miserable. He was even better as he buries both the lightsabers and then Leia is like, can you go to Alderaan? Oh, fuck, well... Throw him into the sky. Fuck it. He has this, like, a piece of Alderaan floating through the space. Very... Even though we saw... Yeah, because even though we saw Alderaan basically get vaporized, we went into the Death Star and that got me shit. True. Sheave surfed that piece of the dish down to that planet. Everyone knows it. He surfed it. Like a boss. That's really the limit test. Then this is the Star Wars movie for you. You can turn the video off now. He's talking about Eric Butts. That's the guy who would have loved seeing... Honestly, I'm not even, like, taking a shot here. I think that when it showed the tattooing Eric Butts in the cinema wouldn't come. I remember this location. We'd be like, it's okay, dude. Calm down. You're all right. Wait, did Eric Butts like... Did he like Rise of Skywalker? Oh, I'm sure. It's not possible for him to not love Star Wars. Yeah, he loves, like, everything Star Wars. Okay. Let me see. Does he have... A review? Let me take a look. So, Star Wars, The Rise of Skywalker, Geek Out Review. Daisy Ridley Movie 2019. Daisy Ridley Movie. I'm curious how her career will go post-Star Wars. I wonder if she'll end up... Nowhere. He's crying. In the thumbnail of his No Spoilers, Geek Out Review, he's crying. Oh, well... Quinton's talking directly to Eric Butts. I knew it. Okay. There's no point in going back here. It's a little deceptive to say that they don't have a point, but it's such a vacuous point that it would almost be better to just pretend that they didn't have a point. An old woman walks up to Rey and asks for her name, and she struggles with this as she has throughout the movie because she doesn't want to call herself Rey Palpatine. Thanks for the explosive in the black and white one. That she has no connection or relevance to as a character, and she decides she's going to choose it as her new home. She says my name is Rey Skywalker. Wait, is she going to live there? I don't think she said anything about settling down. Yeah, she just... The best thing that I could say in terms of an interpretation is that she just thought it would be sentimental to bury the lightsabers there. Yeah, yeah, probably. I'm honestly saying... Rey has capable of feelings, maybe? Luke wanted to have his lightsaber in his house. She said she was going to keep it, and he was like, fuck no, you can have my name, but not my lightsaber. At that point, you're just like, okay, it's weird Luke, but he's not, you know, really been acting normal for a while. As for like, she just walks off into the sunset, I think the implication is she'll be like, this is a dirt hole, I'm going to leave, go to a better place. I preferred my old dirt hole. It was like a dirt hole but above ground. I think she's probably going to... She'll downright steal from people, I think she, you know... She's just capping dirt. That was a weird part of the film. Oh, you were a spice runner, like an illegal thing. And then Poe was like, you were a stormtrooper. And then she goes, you were a spice runner, and he goes, you were a scavenger. And it's like, hang on. I was on the same, like... Yeah, like you scavenged parts for a living? And he's like, all right. I ran drugs. That's a little different. All right, scavenger. All right. Get off my case, scavenger. And then the credits roll. So, Pais. I do agree with what he said. Ray has a little connection with Skywalker, with the Skywalker name. I do think that the movie has failed to convince me that she has earned the name. I still think it would be cooler for her to take the name Palpatine and start doing good things in his name. Yeah, I think that's a good point. Yeah, she's like, you know what? This is my family. And I'm going to work to make people, you know, turn that around. Yeah. She's like, I'm Ray Palpatine. Like a ba. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm good though. No, no, no, that's our word. Peewood. That takes to say about this. One is pretty normal and one is going to piss off the chud. What's a chud? Yeah, so what is a chud? I know what it is. It's a cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller. I think that's what it stands for. All right. A chud is an insult frequently used by leftists to derive members of the alt right or other right wing groups. Okay. Oh, all right. So this second take he's got is going to be specifically against the alt right. All right. Make sure you own the alt right in your Star Wars. Those chuds. Get them. I guess he thinks that we're chuds. Yeah, probably. Even though a third of our lineup today is shades of not white. That's racist. He's saying he's upset about that. And he ours just like a black hole in eyes. They call that Chase is a weeb. He's still a dirty white man though. He's really muted. Like fucking excuse me. Just to find your existence to us. You're not even really white. Also do you knock chud life? Have you even tried eating human? I don't think so. Chud life? My justification is I played mystical ninja starring Goemon on the N64 when I was like 7 years old and it just changed my entire world view. I don't know about 5 or 6 of those words you said. Can you like translate that into like normal piss and stuff? Yeah. Japan Samurai the sushi. Japan samurai sushi. It was all downhill from there. You fight literal dumpling monsters and it damaged me. Let's move on. I can't wait for his chud hot take. Anti-chud. We'll start with that one and it's just got to be between me and you so come here for a second. Not too close please. Having a female lead define her importance exclusively through a male lead. That bitch wasn't written well from jump mother fucker. That's why herself is trash. And I'm sorry Skywalker isn't just Luke like Leia. Yeah, I was going to say that's weird. I thought that's what he was trying to do with having Yeah, both of them. Did he do the Luke? No, did you see the cut scene where Luke pushed Leia aside? It's like it's mean. I'll tell you who you are. So like just in case anyone missed the right so he's saying it's bad writing for a female protagonist identify through all the achievements of a male name. Is that kind of where he was going with that? Maybe, but that's just bad always. That's not, why is he talking to the alt right about that? I was going to say, I guess No, I Why is he talking about the alt right? Honestly, I'm trying to, so the alt right No, no rags. He has to first hot take the normal one. Isn't this the guy that just decided to like buy his disdain for Trump? Yeah. Oh yeah, this is the guy. I don't like Trump. I fucking hate Trump. I'm still on your side, guys. I guess let's just pretend for a second that he's talking to someone who hates women, right? Cause that's what he thinks he's talking to. So if someone, if you hate a woman and you find out that she takes the name of Luke Skywalker at the end of the film wouldn't that happen to those people? I don't know. It's a fucking horseshoe theory at this point. I can't remember what, I can't remember based on my politics, what opinion I'm supposed to have on the Star Wars movie. Horseshoe theory, horseshoe theory is like when something is so left it like loops back around it becomes right like the whole like free the nipple movement it eventually worked its way back around to like I don't want to see any naked women you're objectifying and keep those sluts cold. Effectively how it comes off now. I'm going to play it again because I've lost myself. We have to get close again. Define her importance. That's interesting. I don't know if that was happening. I'll hand it to her. She saved the universe. She did that. It may not have made sense but she did it. She's amazing. A lot of importance has been put on this character even though she's jack shit. The most important person ever. I'm sorry Skywalker isn't just little Luke. It's actually a complicated name because you got Luke, Leia and Anakin attached to that one and shimmy Skywalker. She was a legend. Let's not forget. No, by the way, wasn't shimmy the name of the wasn't it the name of the first mate in Peter Pan? Oh, hook's first mate, yeah. Wasn't that smee, SMEE rather than SHMI I think? I don't know maybe. Chat will answer that question I'm sure. Yeah, I don't know. I guess we need to talk about shuds. We'll get some shuds on and they can tell us how angry It's a remarkable Republican chuddy. Is he like that? Imagine he's like unironically like, I have a chud, yes. I'm a chud, yes. I think chud is fantastic. I feel like chuds have been misaligned. Malint maligned. Ignore that. Maligned unfairly. Again, just to refocus I just define her importance by attaching her surname to a family that already exists that have done some of the worst war crimes while also saving the world while also being a respected general of a resistance. You've got a lot of stuff that comes with the Skywalker name, just saying. Can we get some fan art of what shuds Skywalker would look like? I want that more than I've ever wanted anything in my life. That's a great creature. That's a caveman ray. Like an amorphous blob. You only train white males as Jedi. Chud Skywalker. Chud Skywalker. The second thing I have to say is that in a meta way this moment is also the sequels defining their own worth by saying the original trilogy was good. I consider myself to be like the original trilogy and thus I am good by proxy. This is your mind on themes by the way. Yes. You're still drawing out these crazy things like this is the film saying that the OT is good and I am like it. It's like massive projection at this point honestly. Yes. So Rey took the name because she had a lot of respect for Luke and Leia. It made enough sense. I just don't know if I know, but like that is meta narrative wise with the sequel trilogy saying it is good like the OT who is like oh well interpretations guys. Okay. I want to talk about the biggest problems that I have with Star Wars as a franchise which I sort of expected the sequel trilogy to fix. The first thing is big. There is one trilogy that people really like. The original trilogy all other Star Wars media exists to mirror and reflect that piece of content. The franchise is totally not redundant to mirror and reflect. Yes. It's really important that I get that across because I'm in a YouTube on a sewer and I can't stand two words being synonymous, being used as separate points, okay? Mirror and reflect. It mirrors it and it reflects it. No, maybe it like reflects it in I don't know like a mirror is like the clearest of reflections. It's like a no use sort of thing. He's right though that most Star Wars media tries to sort of be like hey the OT was cool but then again you know a lot of prequel media came out after the prequels did even though people were 50-50 on it like trying to be like the prequels so complicated to say the least but go on Quinton. It exists to mirror and reflect that piece of content. The franchise is totally I could have cropped that image. Come on. He's put an image on the screen. Can you at least appreciate that? That's a lot of work. To find an image you want and drag it onto your timeline. These three movies are good. Let's tie into them but feeling limiting after a while. The second issue is that as the franchise has expanded and more elements have been added onto certain moments from the original trilogy have been altered or ruined. He's the... Isn't he the guy who said this fan stuff? Or he said like you have to interpret more of his fan stuff. He said that a sequel is only a sequel if you interpret it that way so what do you mean you hypocrite? Maybe he's interpreted that way at this moment. I've not heard that take before. Yeah. I've not heard that either. If anything, it kind of makes the redemption more meaningful. It shows how much he went back on. Yeah, he was he was essentially completely lost as Vader in terms of his I don't know, moral compass. But the thing is, you have to really think about it. You have to really think about it. You have to really think about it. You have to think about moral compass. But the thing is, you have to remember there's a lot of contextualization. Like he saw the rebels as essentially terrorists that were fucking with the empire when the empire is this piece what does he say in the prequels? Peace, prosperity and justice. That's what he sees the empire as. Like trying to dismantle or destroy the death star is something that he absolutely considers to be. The bad. So he will happily slap people down with a hot knife if he has to. A 1000 degree knife? Yes. Where did they go, huh? That was a good time on YouTube. That was, yeah. Because people realize most of the time it's like, I went through a thing for about half a second and then it cooled off and we got to reheat it again. And the same thing happened. And there's a thing, I don't think he's a good guy. It becomes a sort of, like say for example, I think I talked to Ragswitz before, but if he didn't die at the end of Return of the Jedi, he got on a ship with Luke and then he went to Endor and everyone was dancing because they defeated the empire and all that stuff and he's like, oh, hey guys I'm going to stay in the ship like this fuck word. Fuck it. You guys have fun because it's just like how the fuck would anyone want to deal with him outside of Luke after everything that he's done. And that's the thing. I think you're supposed to not consider him altruistic at that point. You're just supposed to be like, oh, he's actually made a really important decision um, sort of had a huge moment for his character, but he's not then undone. It's not like totally, he's not off the hook. Those younglings are still dead. It's just, but you know. Vader is the main perpetrator of one of the worst genocides to ever happen in the galaxy. He murders children with his own hands. He is implicit in several other genocides, also perpetrated by the empire, including the lasat and everyone killed on Alderaan. And all the fucking species he wipes out, all the toddlers he slices into with his laser sword, we're supposed to believe they get to the afterlife and space Jesus is all like, don't worry guys in a couple decades he's going to throw an old guy over railing and then he's going to say that he loves his daughter. I think you're missing the point here, Quinton. I think you're really really missing the point. It's like a mechanical aspect to it. It's not like that's how he felt he was a Jedi, so he's not a Sith. There's no like a space judge that goes, you are a Sith. You know, maybe if you can turn from a Jedi to a Sith or a Sith to a Jedi, I imagine you can actually do it a couple times throughout your life. You could probably be like, you know what? I'm feeling pissed today. Nope, can't do it. Can't go back. No backsies. So yeah, I don't I don't think it works exactly like that. Like the idea that he gets to be a force ghost or something is something that space Jesus gave him or something. It's like, no, it's not really how that works. We know now that it's like knowledge you have to have. It's like I said, it's mechanical. But I could totally see Obi-Wan being like, oh, hey buddy. And he's like, hey, yeah, I know. I know. Space Jesus is all like, don't worry guys, in a couple decades he's going to throw an old guy over railing and then he's going to say that he loves his daughter and then he's going to come hang out here with all you guys. It's a massive inconsistency that we have. Well, hang on. The OT alone was enough to know that he was a horrible monster in terms of the things he had done. The idea that he killed all the younglings and stuff is like, I mean did you not think that when he was okay with like raising planets the children died? Yeah, he blew up Alderaan. He was fine with blowing up Alderaan. Everything else is just he blew up a planet man. Yeah. You're not going to say, oh yeah, and he killed some kids in a room once. He's already blown up a planet. I think we've exceeded that for a long time. Can you confirm there's a nursery on that planet? He's like one, two, three. He destroyed a planet of billions and six children. Oh shit. Now that you added those six children in the end, what an asshole. It changes everything. Allow ourselves to buy into because we understand that the movies were not written in order and probably should not be viewed that way. But they made him a monster. They always intended that he was a monster. Yeah, what did they contradict here? What's the problem? He redeemed himself in that sense. It doesn't mean that he's off the hook. Yeah, that's the thing, man. If he was to come back into real happy life and he colors his suit white to look as horrifying. He draws a smile on it. Dark for the white. You just be like, dude, you kind of still... I don't know. What are we thinking? Jail? I don't know. You kind of... You did a lot of things. I'm going to say that. He's like, I'm sorry. To be fair, chat makes it a decent point. Those younglings were orphans. Just click true. So really, that should take... Instead of adding six, that should take six away from the Alderaan count. Which is still quite a few, I'm guessing, but... And, you know, they didn't even fight back. Like, it's kind of their fall in a little way, isn't it? Like, they could have done something, you know? They only just let it happen. Stupid kids. I personally, I would have been like, nah, not having that. I would have thrown my lightsaber, tried something. I think we should blame the kids is where I'm going with this, okay? They... Do you see how rude one of them was? It's like, what are we supposed to do? It's like, how is Anakin supposed to tell the kids what to do all the time? I'd be pissed. I think it's fair. He's a good guy. Prequel's recontextualized Vader to be hero, I think, of the orphan killing brand. My point is simply that had Vader's wider story arc actually been written in chronological order, it would have been bad writing. Episode 1, Vader personally murders children. Episode 2, Vader helps orchestrate several genocides. Episode 3, Vader kills his boss and then says he... That's like the most simplified version ever. Yeah, that's... it's not just an old guy. It's just an old guy. Luke has to kind of work pretty hard to get him to come over to that big asshole, so... That also doesn't... And plus, like Vader... Vader, it was super... This was him completely going against basically everything that he had. He had complete and total investment in the Empire and Palpatine. It wasn't just him killing a guy. It was him turning his back on all that and he probably knew that he was going to get effed up anyway. So... It's just such a weird... He's like, oh, he just threw an old guy down his mind shaft. He's like, no... A little more than that. A little more than that. He loves his daughter and now he's in good guy immortality forever. See, I think that's a bit of a misconception. Good guy immortality. It's like, no, it's mechanical. You could learn how to do this, even if as far as I'm aware you could do it as a Sith too. Like, awkwardly... If you had like a Jedi pal who was really annoying and he learned how to do it and you see him in the afterlife, he's like, oh... Well... Hey buddy... And in Rise of Skywalker... They have its powering Palpatine. Isn't that kind of like... So what did you say first? Like... Like in Rise of Skywalker the Siths are like powering Palpatine. And like... All of the Sith are in Palpatine and all of the Jedi are in Rey and that's a thing. Yeah, so that sort of implies that they could have some spirit shit. I don't know. Imagine all the Sith like being in Palpatine giving him all their power and he electrocutes himself and you're like, what do you do? Stop. What? No, stop. Why are you doing this? But the other thing that the prequels do is rewrite the Jedi to not be fun. And I mean in ways other than the video I released a few days ago discussed. In the original trilogy Luke has the force because he's an audience surrogate and the filmmaker wants you to believe that you can use the force yourself. No. I thought it was because he's the hero. It's the hero's journey. Isn't that why he's... What? Because Luke is an audience surrogate? I mean, he's an inset for like the guy who's unaware of so much stuff that he can ask questions that we will appreciate the answers to. He's a partial blank slate. But if that's what he's kind of getting at, I guess. Disgust. In the original trilogy Luke has the force because he's an audience surrogate. Why would that be why he has the force? I thought everyone could have the force now. Or I thought that the force was... At the time it was not really defined as to who had it. Anyone could have it. I'm very confused. Yeah. This is an odd point. Also could you talk about the rise of Skywalker? He's getting there. God. The filmmaker wants you to believe that you can use the force yourself. It's this vague magic that exists all around us that anyone can be trained to understand and use. It's an energy field. Anakin can use the force because his blood is better than yours. The force is gifted exclusively to those with superior genes. I don't think that that's what it is. I think it's just that it doesn't like everybody has a midichlorian count. It's just some of more, some of less. Yeah, I thought so. An entity on, because the force is everything. Or at least it flows around everything. And so, theoretically anybody can use it. It's just that if you have more of a concentration of midichlorians then you can use it more better. Yeah. I don't think we mentioned it twice. Once Qui-Gon on Tatooine and then once in the Jedi Chamber. Well... It's been so long since I've seen him. I think so. Like, never brought up again after that? Chats lighten up. Triggered by Quentin, I guess. What do we got? Superior genes. The force is closer to IQ. Also, I don't know if you can call it Superior Genes when he was created by the force, as in like palps or palps dad or whatever. I don't know if the force would be like I'm gonna give your baby fucking diabetes and it'll be crippled. You have osteoporosis. You have to have over 7000 midichlorians to be a Jedi, apparently. 7000? I guess that's in some kind of extended thing. I don't know. There's like a direct correlation between like midichlorians and chromosomes. But as Aiden says, midichlorians I like to think are a thing that are just drawn towards the force. So an indicator rather than the cause of it. Which is certainly a better way than you have more midichlorians there for you. If that's true, that does help the prequels a lot in terms of the damage because you could have multiple explanations. Who's people that you're a Jedi? Though you'd still have the issue of like, wow, there's a lot that's surrounding that chancellor. How you doing there, buddy? He's like, I'm fine. You're like, hmm... You'd be giving me the suspicious eye, the hairy eyeball if you will. But okay, we'll see where he goes with this question mark. You can use the force, you have to be related to another famous person who can also use the force. This whole bloodline thing was introduced exclusively for the reveal that Darth Vader was Luke's father, but it's indirectly led to the mysticism of the force being absolutely destroyed. Oh, but not the last Jedi. I may, well he did say earlier that like it is damaging it, right? Like he said the sequel's damaging it too. I guess he's saying the prequel's damaging it too. It just... Maybe it is partially to do with bloodlines as well just in terms of like overall power. You've confused me with that midichlorian thing just being an indicator. It's like, interesting to think about in terms of they're drawn to an entity that has better use of the force I guess, or more powerful use. I don't think we ever got a... Is there any extended universe stuff that kind of clarifies the midichlorian explanation? Or do they just forget that even happened? Because I'm unaware of it if there is. There's probably something on Wikipedia that's got to be. Let me look up midichlorians. Well, Rags does that. ER, if you're still there, can you say something so that Chat knows that you're not dead? I think I'm fucking tizm right now. Okay. Midichlorians were intelligent microscopic life forms that lived symbiotically inside the cells of all living things. When present in sufficient numbers, they could allow their host to detect the pervasive energy field known as the force. So it's not in the genetics. So it looks like according to Wikipedia ... Yeah, it's like Parasite? The force spoke through the midichlorians allowing certain beings to use the force if they were sensitive enough to its powers. It says, in order to gauge the individual's potential within the force, blood tests were used to estimate the number of midichlorians within the subject cells. So I guess it's like it's a built-in cap for how good your force is, which is shit. The thing is like going just from the prequel movies is really not that much information on exactly what the hell is even going on with that. But as far as I'm aware in Star Wars there is definitely like if you're a part of say the Skywalker bloodline, you're probably going to be more force sensitive. I mean is there a genetic component to how many midichlorians you have in your body? Perhaps or well that's the thing I'm getting all cross lines in my head right now in terms of like where does it all begin? Who does the what and the where and the why? But as far as I knew everybody can use it and people just really shit with it like they suck. Some people really fucking get with it and then midichlorians come into that with all living things have midichlorians just to less or in greater degrees right? That's the canon as far as I'm aware. There's going to be people who know this really well in chat probably. I guess. I didn't think that this Rise of Skywalker review would be so focused on midichlorians. Yeah I know I feel like we've jumped into the prequels but I guess he's trying to say this is an example of how the OT gets ruined by additional content. Someone said ER is Force Ghost. Force Ghost talk though. And they could, I mean they could really just do anything a normal person could do. Yeah in fact as we established being a Force Ghost is actually a lot better than being alive so Let me ask something that chat really cares about ER is Persona 5 objectively good or kind of overrated? I need to hear this from you. Objectively good. Oh my god somebody sent me something insane I need you to take a look at it. Did I see that? Oh yeah I saw that. I've got that ready for Holy shit The chat just you wait Can we show that on stream? It's a man's nipple That's true It's a man's nipple Can I just say the shading on Quinton's face in that image It's as terrible as it is in real life. Amazing This is the way that Luke is sitting or lying again And he doesn't even look uncomfortable like he's happy He's really making fun of it Anyway back to talking about midichlorians and the prequels Yeah Not fun, not approachable and on an intellectual level a little overtly fashion on an intellectual fashion on an intellectual level Goddamn What is fashion? I think fascistic What was fascist about midichlorians are like it's like a superior race But well okay But like Technically they are I was going to say like what if we have a plus the force Like if we have people who But that happens now like bodies that are just better equipped for doing more or different things You can't necessarily conclude that because someone can use the force better they are a better person I mean they're better equipped to use the force by definition but is that Is that fascist? The fact that someone might be like Hey I would actually prefer to have the ability to control things with my mind better like So we should single out I mean that's what the help team was doing right He was interested in just getting stronger and stronger and stronger Uh It's it's fashy It's fashy Let's give it another go just to hear that The reveal that Darth Vader was Luke's father but it's indirectly led to the mysticism of the force being absolutely destroyed It makes the force not fun not approachable And on an intellectual level a little overtly fashy How does something be a little overtly A little overtly A little majorly fashy It's it's it's somewhat obvious You know What? It's my whole shtick Oh yeah you're Yeah a little bit How do you even spell fashy Like F-A-S-H-Y probably F-A-C-S-H-Y Fashy yeah That's that's a big question Also somebody simile brings up a good point in chat he says wait how does a force ghost use the force if they have no body or blood to have midichlorians Um they're the goople Steins that surround them They have the midichlorians What are goople Steins I'm new I don't have to tell you about every part of chace seriously Jesus Oh my god Can I just can I rant for a second I fucking came from like a community of people that would like to review video games and people like Quinton are kind of and Quinton if you're listening you seem like a narcissist you probably will send this stuff I'm sure you're a nice guy I'm sure if we had a drink we'd agree on a lot of things and have some similar philosophies He wouldn't talk with you he probably already has me blocked just from being on here but there's so many people in like the game review community that have like this weird sort of vocal fry and just like cut away really quickly to compensate for lack of proper comedic timing and it's this is in the full beard and like the goofy like funny slogan t-shirt it's just he's just like a walking caricature of like internet reviews I wasn't sure if we discussed that already maybe I wasn't here for it but it bothers me LGBTQ plus frogs fucking on his dresser there and I think they are like actually humping cracks you were talking about that yeah he's an ally let him do the fucking you know let him be does he have pronouns in his bio on Twitter I need to know that I wouldn't be able to check because I'm blocked let me let me check if I'm not blocked also chat want me to ask to acknowledge Aidan Paladin acknowledged he does he does have prance in his bio just he slash they I don't think I've seen that combo before but that's fine I'm not by the way there's nothing wrong with prance in your bio it just speaks a lot he's a they I guess I don't have anything against transgender people I just think it's a cliche is a cliche also if the forest is genetic then you would think that the Jedi would encourage strongly Jedi to have kids interesting yes as this is this is apparently from discord a common misconception held that midichlorians were forced carrying particles when in fact they more function as translators so the more of them you have the more efficient you can understand the force is that fair it's like the force is the ocean and your medichlorians are the amount of buckets you have all right back me up on this you're all just like no you're on your own does being from a particular bloodline increase the likelihood of midichlorians all simply mean that you might end up being someone who is good at using the force I don't know you know if you're a skywalker does that mean you get more midichlorians there ain't none of them left well what about Rey Skypatine adopted doesn't count we know that kind of makes a ring to it it's not even adopted but yeah all right well you know what let's just I'm hoping we get to rise a skywalker at some point and on an intellectual level a little overtly the plot of episode one is the Jedi arrive on tattooing they see all these slaves they see all this injustice they decide not to do anything about it ever but then they meet a boy you like TLJ how can you say this criticism yeah it's way worse they have interest in freeing the animals they leave the humans while in the prequels what you're dealing with is a system on the outer rim as they establish that they can't and isn't there there's lots of talk about even trying to free two slaves is extremely difficult and you've got a political system with the huts that will fuck you up if you try and like you know break this is it you could start a war sure send the Republic to go and invade tattooing and free all the slaves outer rim but the problem I guess with that is that like is is is the Republic gonna go galaxy trotting and just kill everybody who doesn't not have slaves yeah it's one Jedi in his apprentice on a ship that's carrying the leader of a far away planet on route to it's like this is not listen this this ain't the time and place it's out of their jurisdiction is the point and you might be like shouldn't they have a moral responsibility it's like there's probably thousands of planets that they have a moral responsibility to potentially save I just don't know that it works like that it's just like the same as our planet but on a galactic scale because the slaves is that in certain parts of our planet is still a thing right sadly absolutely but why isn't quinton saving those slaves rags because that'd be imperialist oh my god which is a bad forms living together for mutual advantage without midichlorians life could not exist and we would have no knowledge of the force they continually speak to us telling us the will of the four when you learn to quiet your mind you'll hear them speaking to you I don't know what that means really my forms living together without imperialist life couldn't exist they tell us the will of the force it does get confusing exactly how all of it works I don't think anybody's going to disagree with that speaking of the prequels I wanted to ask are you aware of ony like Chris O'Neill at all have you ever seen ony plays where they constantly just rag on George Lucas being obsessed with Jar Jar no I don't think I've seen that they'll just they'll just be like like he's in his sleep just turning over going Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar kills Darth Vader I wanted to see Jar Jar the sequels that would have been that would have been my fan service having Jar Jar tiered up in one of the ships being like he's super badass now I would unironically love that it would be so much fun it would be a series it's like they have that one Star Wars ride at Disneyland or Disney World saying what would you do if George Lucas was just at the end of the ride like I need all of you to pose and say Jar Jar is the best Star Wars character everyone and look at the camera and say Jar Jar Jar Jar you can't get off the ride unless you say the Jar Jar is your favorite character or else this ride will be your tomb who they find out has superior genes and they decide they have to free him exclusively and recruit him into their order of people with superior genes as well which is so like Qui-Gon super interested in him because he thinks he's a part of a prophecy that's going to bring balance to the force it's not just about Obi-Wan said his midichlorians were off the charts yeah this was an extremely special case and Qui-Gon does try and free more than one slave he's just unable to and he tries to do it through bartering rather than he doesn't like fight to free them because he can't again it'll start a war they're not allowed and fucking hell who knows what will happen if you have the republic going outside of their borders this is the thing the prequels did a lot of political shit that everyone apparently found boring and now don't remember what size they get they had to go to the outer rim to escape the jurisdiction of the trade federation right that's why they would like we'll go to the outer rim because nobody's going to find us there now dude just invade other planets and take people I'm just picturing like they try and take her that her head explodes and they're like fuck I was like oh yeah that's right this is the thing that they plan for just take them else maybe they would have left on their own if anyone in chat hears any errant giggling Jay Longbone has made it a periodic event for a bunch of pictures of Quinton out of context and making these like these shit eating faces just randomly pop up in our group chat so if you hear any giggling that's pretty much always what that is definitely not a cult do not call it a cult slavery is okay on the planet tattooing but we will save this boy who has the superior head shape of the Jedi oh my god he's doing everything in his power to make the Jedi like Nazis I was just going to say like we've counted the like three times and I was just going to keep it going just like keep it up Quinton just keep saying yeah yeah my final problem with Star Wars was introduced by the Skywalker the Force Awakens which is a good film that still has this massive massive franchise destroying element JJ Abrams believed that the main appeal of Star Wars was cool reveals like that Luke's father is Darth Vader and so he wrote the Force Awakens not only to be a good standalone movie but to also ask questions which would incentivize the audience to be invested in sequels answering said questions who are Rey's parents where did she get her superior force genetics from genetics that's an interesting way to say that genetics where did snow come from how is he connected to other bad guys in the franchise who are the knights of ren he took all these mysteries that he did not have answers to and he put them all in a box that he calls the mystery box and then he kind of went maybe in a sequel film someone will open the mystery box and you'll find out what's inside and Ryan didn't I was going to say yeah that's that's a fair take this is a take from 2017 so not bad Quinton but yeah a lot of mystery but Ryan could have done stuff with that and he didn't we have simultaneous narratives people say that like he didn't answer those boxes but he also didn't have any help answering them so therefore whose fault is it and I'm like I still think it's more Ryan's fault yeah this is where you're a writer director this is what your job is your job is to do these things being like who are the knights of ren you have so many options what was so hard about that that he was like there's no time for them oh okay alright kill harry and chat said where did you come from Quinton no then you got I don't know Ray's Lidiage didn't correct me if I'm wrong but Force Awakens was kind of like it doesn't matter and that you should just go hang out with Luke maybe the maybe what he was inching towards was that she was going to be Luke's kid I don't know we never know especially with Rise of Skywalker I don't really know what the hell JJ's original plans were maybe he always intended for it to be a Palpatine but we'll never know but uh yeah no fair enough take I suppose Quinton I'm just curious how much he's going to teeter around the last Jedi I'm pretty sure he liked that movie but there's a lot of blame to be placed around it Aiden said that um does uh does Quinton not believe in chromosomes that can't be right is that coming from the whole superior genetics thing Aiden said what a shock someone who doesn't believe chromosomes are real is mad about the in any way heredity if if could you link me to that because that's insane if he doesn't think that chromosomes are real yeah I'm trying to think of how that could be contextualized like in a normal human way like is it that he no I got nothing uh yeah well I guess we'll see and again the mystery box is not only a core defining aspect of why people like that movie but also why they wanted more Star Wars films after that but from my experience the biggest question that most audience members walked away with from the Force Awakens was sort of a slow burning one where they went wow that was incredible it was like episode four but bigger why was it like episode four but bigger why did it choose to be that why did it accomplish with being that he's getting there you keep rushing him okay and I'm getting tired I was enjoying this video and you're like ooh talk about the title I was really hoping to get his take on the rise of Skywalker he talked about the first scene and then we we'll see I think this is a classic argument approach known as Gish Galloping oh what do you mean Gish Galloping well just like what he's doing like he's just kind of covering as much fucking ground as possible before he actually let's say I stood neutrally on Rise of Skywalker he hasn't convinced me of shit yet I think he's getting there though the second half of the video will all be Rise of Skywalker calling it now baby do other Star Wars films have literally just chosen to be a different Star Wars film but with a larger scale what was the purpose of doing all that to make money is this entire sequel franchise just going to be the original trilogy but on a bigger scale I think that's kind of what they were going for yeah because you don't shit on your built-in audience until the last Jedi good job guys that's I just yeah like it was very focused on money it was clearly super referential it was bringing back everybody's favorite characters and favorite locations and favorite tools of the universe and just just stand down and just like why would they do all of that it's like probably to make us go ooo um it's like wait you saying they weren't focusing on making like character driven stories you're like what do you mean no and also while it is bigger it's also dumber so there you go I mean JK Rowling said chromosomes exist and she's being cancelled right now for saying it she said that sex is real essentially JK Rowling said sex is real so yeah I heard about that trans people I guess today oh I understand now XXX so what you're saying is I thought we were talking about having an extra chromosome that he didn't believe that I guess yeah I don't know Glenn's probably got a few chromosomes handful extra a safe measure and what makes me love the last Jedi is that all of these qualms and more are addressed within the film even if it's in a way that a lot of audience members did not appreciate one of Ryan Johnson's main points in the film is that the setup in The Force Awakens is kind of silly because it gives out all these questions and all these mysteries but none of these questions can really be answered in a way that will satisfy the long hunger that the audience has had bullshit bullshit absolute bullshit you write there hello that's your job so it's your job does anybody think there's any explanation for Snoke's backstory that could have been satisfying to general audiences well actually let's put it this way general fans so like not the general audiences general people who are like I love Star Wars the Force Midichlorians I know it all is there any answer you could give for Snoke that would be generally satisfying to those people I'd be like yeah probably just check out any of their videos like all the fan videos check out the most popular fan videos and you'll have your answer Snoke was Mace Windu Snoke was Mace Windu Well keep in mind Ryan keep in mind Ryan Johnson basically already wrote off the fandom anyway even before he even started working on the movie he already made up their minds oh there's just a bunch of bloodthirsty nerds and their desires will never be quenched it's impossible to make something satisfying especially when they're nerdy man babies entitled fucking cucks yeah I think that um they could have satisfied people I do find amusing this like you have to hit this target that's pretty tough and you go like a rifle with a scope and it's like can you do it and Ryan Johnson just fucking threw the gun away he was like nah it's not possible it's like you couldn't try it yeah he's giving him props for not doing his job which is kind of oh yeah Darth Plagueis I remember that being the prevailing theory it was like he's gonna be Darth Plagueis and he looks like he does because he survived Palpatine's attempt at killing him that's what it was gonna be right that's like I think that was like what everyone's money was on for um what the most likely explanation for him was gonna be and I think that if they had done that I'm not saying it would have made for a great story I'm gonna say that I think most people would have been relatively satisfied for with it that were Star Wars fanatics would have been interested beyond specific mechanics I think they would have been like yep that works so um yeah I don't know and the idea that it's like see Ryan was trying to prove a point that these questions just would never be answered in a satisfying way anyway so he just fucking gave up it's like oh good job there are no potential answers to any of these mystery box questions that don't sound inherently stupid when you say that out loud I was nothing better I was nothing not stupid yeah how have you determined that all of the potentials that could have ever been thought of wouldn't have satisfied people generally because that's bullshit because of Force Awakens satisfied people generally yeah it did pretty well people were the happy faces so go watch some of those like stupid how it should have ended animations that run through like all the different options they could do no it didn't they choose some they also do it in a cartoony way like yeah like they're like lol your Ben Kenobi's daughter she's like whoa I don't know what to say Quinton if you're so stupid that you think that all of those cartoons discuss every possible potential for how it could have explained I just I don't know what to say man I don't know how dim you've got to be to believe that I think you well I think is he actually taking a shot at Hishi there as well like because obviously they how it should have ended implying that he's like they're wrong um yeah they I've seen their video it's just I always saw it as a more of just like he has have some fun it turns out don't it because they make it like they do the soap opera dramatic reveal stuff I'm pretty sure anyway out of ways mace window is my uncle oh imagine how out of left field it would have been if in the last Jedi during that big conclusion Kylo had given the answer to Ray that he gives an episode nine he would have been like yeah your grandfather's Palpatine and she would have been like oh I guess I guess that's not really relevant to me yeah well she would be like that because she wouldn't know who he is because she thinks all of it is a myth but yeah it would be pretty daunting to realize that you are the direct descendant of what is essentially space hitlers you'd be like oh fuck some some people can do improv comedy well Quinton is not one of them Quinton stop stop doing gradual incremental zooms on your face to indicate to the audience that this is now it's not funny it's editing okay some just why not you know why'd you gotta be hating I wanna fucking die when I watch that sort of shit because I'm thinking do I do that with my doggo pictures and I'm like maybe every like for a word it's like sparing yeah it's like at the end like I'm asking a question rhetorically and I go no and it zooms in for that one word and then we're back to normal and we don't skip a beat but he starts to zoom in at the beginning of a joke like here it comes you guys getting ready for the epic laws and then the answer is like silly and then it goes back to normal I wanna highlight Jenna's comment said sudden realization Quinton didn't have time to unpack his apartment fully enough to unbox all the things he needs for his work but he did have enough time to pull out the sex doll the sex doll the sex doll that requires several people to carry I mean you don't want to be alone when you go to sleep that night I can put up my precious fucking acoustic tiles or I could get my sex doll propped up for the camera one of these it's more important than the other in a matching outfit yeah yeah and dress her and dress it too did you fucking assume the gender rags that's what of the sex doll that's important what did I say the gender was I said she yeah I'm being generous oh not alive the whole randomly zooming in on stuff I don't actually have a problem with it in general it's just when you only have that when that's your only tool when that's supposed to be the joke not to accent a joke zooming in and abrupt cuts away in the middle of like a word like those are the two and I know those things because I use those things and I'm not funny I think you're funny oh well there you go I think you're all fucking that's generally um oh yeah and Aiden said she's sent me Quinton's DM calling JK a turf for supporting chromosomes existing ooh oh well really that's hilarious to be fair the doll is probably more expensive than the tiles and his fans did pay for it objectively yes objectively it is fucking a hundred for like a 24 pack yeah I agree I'm sorry I was asking about my my let's let's let's work on what's happening why does he think that would be how it plays out this is so incredibly dishonest for him to try and paint that thing as this people thanks to Ryan Johnson fucking it up people are like see her parents it wouldn't have mattered if her parent was John who worked at the local bar or emperor Palpatine it's like what do you mean there's major implications for how you're viewed by everybody what your potential is in this universe in terms of like it was like the thing I had in that clip and it's like is there how do people look at her now how does that change people like how does Finn feel about her knowing she's a palpatine she's the granddaughter of the guy who would just arbitrarily blow up planets of people is like well and I feel like it changes a few things and this would tell Ray why Snoke wanted her because she would she should be in the film confused as fuck as to why does Snoke give a shit about me um I'm just some chick and then he's like oh yeah you're the granddaughter of Palpatine and then there's the whole like giving any reason for it to be tempted to the dark side because she's perfect so like you go I don't know your grandfather was the darkest side dark side person there was and just be like the blackest black times infinity and I suppose then the question becomes like yes yes yes these are all details that are like outside of her character though what does it matter to her character and I should be like well maybe you were supposed to take care of her character alongside doing this stuff who you are who your family is has oftentimes a huge impact on who you are that's true that's this is kind of what I'm getting at like uh we focused on giving her a character and this was going on as well like there's lots to play with yeah what is your perspective on this how would you feel if emperor palpatine was your granddaddy ah pretty good we're fucking say that I'm gonna when he dies I'm gonna get an empire yeah I mean wouldn't that be an interesting question he like offers it to her and she's like she talks to finn about how if she takes over she can make it a force for good that could be a there's an ethical issue there absolutely that would be really interesting ray becomes the empress of the first order and tries to turn things around and all of the it's it's a shame in a way but it's it would work in this sense but since all of the storm troopers and everything are brainwashed anyway they'll just do what they're told they don't have like an ideological real position on whatever it is the first order is about which still hasn't been explained so they'll just be like okay yeah sure I just like the quintin if he's in the scene with them and Kylo says your grandfather's palpatine and Quinn's like well that doesn't really matter right he's like what this doesn't matter you're fucking kidding me right now like seriously he's like well I mean you know it's like it's like having nobody for a pair she's like what do you mean it's like what if you woke up one day and the police came knocking on your door and said hey by the way we find out that your father is actually like a mass murdering serial killer that he's responsible for hundreds and hundreds of deaths and he like raped children and kicked puppies and all sorts of terrible things and you're like oh fuck like that would probably have an impact on you that would probably change the way that you love people and how you value lineages and I think I think you could have a lot of conflict there like Finn could be standoffish with her and she's like really dude he's not me and he's like I know that would have been interesting but quintin just treats it like this is a joke scenario that would have been stupid and dumb and like no that there's something there yeah that's something to clarify by the way because like you know I advocated for the potential of her being related to palpatine the main source of that is the fact that we need an explanation for a ridiculous power with no training right it's like the it's almost like an ejector seat for making sense like this is all we got guys this is the best we've got this is all we can do we're stuck but then you know there's also like but what interesting things can we do with with that and like I think that people could be like see you got what you wanted and rise this guy walker I'd be like but they didn't do anything with it they were just like yeah she's palpatine lol okay yay did it guys right they have no effect on Ray or her friends or the plot of the films or the importance of the narrative or really anything and more importantly they can but they can like the fact that Ryan made it irrelevant and then JJ didn't do a lot with it is he almost like played with it JJ he was when he had the the force vision of her being an evil tism he's like look like yeah don't really know what's going on here in fact and she had a scary bilbo teeth I was confused I'm gonna roll it back as well better is that they have no effect on Ray or her friends or the plot of the films or the importance of the narrative or really anything and more importantly it doesn't answer the biggest question that the audience has in their mind which is what is the point of the sequel films is this all just going to be the original trilogy but with better special effects is there going to be an actual point to the fact that I've become invested in all of these movies and John is the answer mother mother I guess he's asking for like a more meaningful point to the three of them as a whole I got nothing um I mean not like this if you want something meaningful you gotta work for it I think I put a tweet out about this but it was like if you're going to be as generous as possible and what is the unifying element of the three films in terms of a point they're trying to make it's like you choose your own identity it's not defined by I think is what they're going for in Finn you can totally try and say like he wasn't defined by the institution that he was brought up in he broke free of the institutional racism yes he became a free man she chose to be a different family because her current one was a dick and then Po I've got nothing Po is just sort of there he drives a ship pew pew also everything he does is evil according to other characters even though he's probably the person who did the most there outside of Rey it's a massive trilogy is the point yep all of these questions by subverting the audience's expectations Kylo Ren goes from the Anakin Skywalker figure waiting to be redeemed to the Palpatine figure the mass murderer whose motivations are exclusively that he's hungry for power this is something even his own mother admits Ben Solo is dead there is no going back she was fucking wrong then wasn't she yeah I don't know the TLJ doesn't seem to give up on Kylo at the end though you remember he picks up the dice I thought the point was trying to be like you know he's not that's been my issue within the whole time is that it's like he might be a good one he might be a good one well even when Luke made a space apparition instead of showing up in person which was confirmed he could have done when he shows up as an apparition he's like I don't even want to talk to you I'm gonna be standoffish and addict to you I'm not gonna try to reason or understand you could have saved my soul Luke's such an asshole just like I was at the hip yeah that's Luke Skywalker he just fucking gave up on Kylo he absolutely gave up on Kylo imagine being related to Kylo though that would suck that would suck jeez this is all I got left like layers around I guess I'll give him my ex-girlfriend's dice he's a very interesting character Luke an attempt to redeem him would be an insult to the impossibly high amount of people that he has personally slain for no motivation outside of his own greed that's motivation in that case Quentin's saying you cannot be redeemed once you've killed enough people I guess I guess sorry Darth Vader but I guess we talked about that earlier redemption is a complicated thing it's not like a binary sort of oh yeah all's forgiven you're good guys for 15 minutes into the video and he has only mentioned Rise of Skywalker like early in the video it's only mentioned it's lost scene it opens up like this massive tangent and at the end alright Shad's book I believe he was talking about how his book tackles the idea of redemption and how far can someone go before they can no longer be redeemed read his book Quentin do it you won't do it he realizes that she has no family other than her friends and that that's okay because she can continue fighting for good without trying to protect some sort of personal legacy through this the mysticism about the Jedi is reborn again anyone can be a Jedi it was always like that yeah it was always like that it was never not like that you can be a Jedi I can be a Jedi room boy can be a Jedi that's what everybody likes about Star Wars the first place everybody was pretending to be Jedi this isn't like no one was surprised by this Jedi could come from anywhere look at Anakin the point of that scene it's a beautiful moment we have a more interesting bad guy the Force is once again something approachable to be interesting more interesting bad guy is he talking about Kylo? is he talking about Kylo? and the sense that he's interestingly just inconsistent that it doesn't make sense people will often describe him as interesting because they've got nothing else to really pin down it's like he's I can't figure him out he must be interesting he's like no he's just shit it's a weird I don't know it's not a good what's the nicest thing you can say about him as a character he's got a great bad alright oh it's a character the best thing that I could say about him as a character well he's focused yeah he's got determination he seems to flip flop a lot in terms of what of whatever thing he's currently into he's very focused on I guess sure let's go with that that's my answer we did it guys we have an interesting bad guy audience and the ending of the film sets up a final movie that has to be something more creative than just episode 6 it doesn't even have to be creative just like solidly written this happens in video games but we see this in video games in movies all the time they try to make this super complicated deep galaxy brain triple decker bus of a story when they should just have something really simple that's well executed episode 6 but bigger is what juju ebrams wanted to do so he just fucking ignores everything and makes episode 6 but bigger anyways there's a moment in episode 8 where kylo rin looks at his mask and he recognizes that he only wears the mask in order to emulate dark vader and he realizes the motivation for wearing a mask is pretty like I don't even know do we ever even find out beyond the idea that he seems to be a vader fanboy because the knights of randall wear masks I don't know why they wear masks I mean wearing a mask is an intimidating thing even if you don't need a mask the anonymity of masks and the design that they can have it's a very intimidating thing remember snook describes it as silly it's like snook where have you been buddy he's been wearing this thing for a while I get the ride hates the mask are you just now at the breaking point weird I assumed there was more to the mask than just how would a hide behind a bastard look like vader okay well I guess I like audiences were like man that mask is cool the voice is kind of nifty it was kind of weird seeing Adam driver's head behind it but that mask is really wow yes kind of imposing but himself and he smashes the thing into the wall and this represents him and the trilogy becoming individualized individualized wait wait I also have a comment on the video right now it's like he couldn't even be bothered to center the camera he's not in frame I just realized yeah he twice said this that's why I said this editing was weird yeah it's like he made sure the sex doll was and that instead of making the scene you're showing bigger rooms into it yeah that's what he's like you know what's really fucking about that sex doll it looks like Onision oh my god it's like really creeping me out on a deep subconscious level I suppose Quinton had the choice of several if he went with the Onision one his sex doll is a top oh my god guys I'm gonna need some fucking researchers on this get on that thank you I'm gonna use the liberty right back amongst yourself what a strange collection of things well you got the Mickey Mouse doll, the sex doll the Dalek and the Transformer if you walked into this guy's house you would assume he's got like some bodies locked away brightening to say the least like I know it's like funny internet like jokes and like visuals but if like camera side if you saw this you would have some very deep if he took a girl home I don't know if he's straight or not you probably have a lot of fucking apprehension about continuing seeing this man man she would sim down to be like I'd like to explain to you what a red flag is she leans in she leans in to kiss him and she asks okay why does your face smell like used panties how would she have got that far that's ridiculous leading in for a kiss that's generous play creation so the doll looks disappointed this is my life it's rolling its eyes perpetually yeah what do you think about the sex doll I need your commentary it looks like Disney is having a lot of fun with it do you reckon Disney is going to make their own sex dolls eventually Disney plus adult section I don't know I was just thinking you liked Darth Vader how do you like him now and you're like oh I don't know Disney please can you order that directly from the comfort of your own couch on Disney plus I would hope so ripe for business and they have like you can set it up so they have like confirmed deliverers that can get into your house and deliver it directly to your sofa and you're like oh yeah thank you address it for you all you've got on is like a pillow covering the crotch set it down right there thank you do I owe you anything let me leave you gotta sign this thing please just sign it I won't sign until you sit down I gotta test it I need you to help me test it I need you it's in your god damn job description you got to it give me a 5 star review you guys still talking about sex sex doll in issue yes and quintance incredible editing why did it do that what did it accomplish with being that few other Star Wars films have literally just chosen to be a different Star Wars film but with a larger scale what was the purpose of doing all that is this entire sequel sequel franchise just going to be the original trilogy but on a bigger scale and what makes me love the last Jedi is that all of these qualms and more are addressed within the film even if it's in a way these questions can really be answered in a way that will satisfy the long hunger that the audience has had for them there are no potential answers to any of these mystery box questions they don't say you must have, yeah this seems familiar it doesn't answer the biggest question that the audience has in their mind we were at least at 15 okay and that that's okay because she can continue fighting for good without trying to protect some sort of personal legacy through this the mysticism of the Jedi is reborn again anyone can be a Jedi you can be a Jedi I can be a Jedi that's the point of that scene we think they had Jedi farming factories I didn't catch that he described blue boy as a beautiful moment a beautiful moment it's a beautiful advertisement for future Star Wars oh blue boy does he think that the Jedi order just had like fucking Jedi baby factories and they'd farm them and pluck them off the trees when they were ripe well there you go Star Wars Star Star Wars Valley that yeah there's some in there but I'm not that invested so let's continue bad guy, the force is once again something approachable to the audience and the ending of the film sets up a final movie that has to be something more creative it does not set up anything I mean it's I think he's right but not in the way that he means you gotta be pretty fucking creative to make the end of the last Jedi Jedi good so I I'll agree with him on that it's like he was passed a baton while running and then he passes the next guy at Advil and you're like wow okay wow I gotta rub with this alright this is mm-hmm okay I can do it I think it rides like bye thanks then just episode six but bigger but doing episode six but bigger is what JoJo Abrams wanted to do so he just fucking ignores everything and makes them I gotta take some issue the plot of episode nine was a disaster that has nothing to do with the plot of episode six I can see the ending but how can someone call episode nine like a bigger remake of episode six considering all of the stupid knife and the stupid McGuffins and the stupid uh Mahler I think yesterday I told you that Rise of Skywalker was like 37 movies crammed into a blender and then spat out and then sprinkled with Star Wars stuff like I said the ending I can see it for the rest of it no if someone said the plot it's just like episode six but bigger have you like where's give me the where's the sand monster vagina thing give me that where's the big vision of that I'm outraged I want that big pussy episode six but bigger anyways there's a moment in episode eight where Kylo Ren looks at his mask and he recognizes that he only wears the mask in order to emulate Darth Vader and he realizes that again this happens after he's called stupid for wearing it rather than like it's a silly thing there's no I don't know the I feel like you're reading a little into it that he's like I don't want to be like Darth Vader don't want I can say he's not Darth Vader himself and he smashes the thing into the wall and this represents him though I know where he's going with it just a J.J. repair the mask it's like yeah it's funny so unnecessary and yet funny and the trilogy becoming individualized their own separate entities and then at the start of episode nine Kylo Ren pulls all the pieces to his mask out of his junk drawer and super glues him back together and puts the mask back on I feel this is the most clear metaphor for what episode nine is in relation to episode eight I think we'd all agree with that yeah he didn't he fucking hated that Ryan destroyed that cool mask pretty much yeah I think like I was that it was that like not leak but inside post or whatever about how like J.J. Burns actually really hated T.L.J. behind the scenes and I'm like I could totally believe it after seeing his movie absolutely the Luke thing was just like a big fuck you to Ryan Johnson I think that's probably the most overt one right like this deserves more respect it's like wow and I'd be like yeah you should fucking treat that thing with more respect I wanted to see Ryan like I want to watch the entirety of Ryan watching the film I sort of be like sitting in front of him staring at him like oh I'm react I also think oh yeah sorry go ahead Moller I was just gonna say in favor of corporatism and stuff I imagine he'd be like I really liked it it was a very good film he had to say it and I'd like to think that there was a line against Holdo do you remember in T.L.J. when Holdo was like you bet the resistance on bad odds did you find out that the Holdo maneuver was a billion to one shot oh my god I actually yeah because the amount of I think we talked about this on our stream about the film but this film essentially tells us that she's just an incompetent coward she tried to run away and she accidentally because she spun a wheel that had a million points of results and she hit the one that ends up in her dying she was like god damn it she's like I did it this is the thing they interpret that as she saved the mold it's like guys she was trying to run away don't you get it now she's a hero no no no yeah obviously in response to Snoke being killed the films bring back Palpatine so once again Kylo Ren can be the Anakin Skywalker figure waiting to defeat the emperor figure to be redeemed the force is once again rewritten to be all about blood ties no it isn't no it's about her specifically not to mention Finn has the forcedisms in this movie if you remember yes Finn is force sensitive when Rey quote unquote dies he's like oh my god I feel things he's like I need to tell you something and Epstein didn't kill himself well I think Rey would know that she's omnipotent omniscient that's the one oh man I just like it's about bloodlines again I mean what's Finn's bloodline Finn Skywalker it's called the skywalker saga what did you expect I mean she's christ she's over the swell yeah I mean I guess what he's trying to say is that I think he misses the point that anyone could be a Jedi I think he missed that because he didn't watch the prequels that much because the prequels like the Jedi knights were like they weren't like skywalkers but they were still Jedi and I don't know why he's so focused on the bloodline it's just it's their story does that make sense well cause like our issue with it isn't that she has power it's that she's the most powerful being in the history of the world and we're like how come though and I guess he liked the idea that yeah it's just there is no reason anybody can be the most powerful just like that and we're all like but you have to earn the things you get in life yes there is a thing such as Talad but it goes a little further than that all the greatest people at all different crafts they weren't born the best at those crafts and yeah actually that last scene in the last Jedi when the kid just magically knows how to manipulate the broom without being told how to I didn't actually didn't like that I'm fine with that because it's really simple okay yeah I'm okay I can let that go yeah cause just pulling a light broom towards you I'm like that's probably something you could figure out on your own and he wasn't like under stress or duress while he was doing it so I'm fine with that if he was trying if it was something complicated or something really big I mean yeah that's weird but I think you could self I think if you figure out your force sensitive you might not know what's the force you might not know about the Jedi and stuff but you're like oh maybe if I concentrate and practice this thing I could do I can make it better it's like every other skill that I have excuse me hello I'm sorry so if she just had a degree of power that was on par with just the random Jedi we probably saw in the prequels or whatever we'd probably be much more forgiving but holy fuck does she do some incredible stuff those boulders she moved man Yoda would have been like whoa how do you do that yeah even when Yoda pulled out the X-wing he had some difficulty with that yeah remember when yeah remember when lifting a spaceship out of water was kind of difficult simpler times rags simpler times there's the force because she has superior genes that she inherited from her grandfather and the porgs are no longer nested in the falcon that might seem like the smallest of issues but to me it's one of the most spineless the fact that the por- what wait guys I need help reacting to something I must have heard him wrong we need to hear the whole thing because what I feel like I'm at a different university just complaining about that and the porgs are no longer nested in the falcon that might seem like the smallest how do we know we don't actually know that yeah one we don't actually know that for sure it's been a year they may have cleared the boat that's probably the porgs life span why would you want them nested in the falcon you'd be like you don't want wild animals taking up residence inside of your ship where they could chew and wire not only is it actually dangerous for the porgs but it's also like don't fuck up our extremely important missions oh my god I remember Jenny Nicholson's video for some reason doesn't she have all the porgs there also um oh he's yeah this is this is what I was triggering in my head by the way he put out a tweet about this yeah which doesn't make any sense at all it's been a year there should still be porgs there like nobody gave a shit and just left them no it would be weird if they were still there that would be a weird thing of course I should gadel this that's true gadel the line B what did you describe it as spineless spineless no no the most spineless thing yeah yeah the most spineless I think disgusting spineless so that's the biggest problem with the rice of skywalker is the spinest thing they did the porgs were not I mean forget Rose Tico being sidelined the porgs man they didn't get they were only in for like two seconds on that stupid fucking island that we saw again I don't know what to say an interesting take Quinton maybe this is his chud take the ones that chud will be upset about and the porgs are no longer nested in the falcon that might seem like the smallest of issues but to me it's one of the most spineless because the fact that the porgs had nested in the falcon was just adorable and would definitely have made several scenes in this movie a lot easier to handle like I say I sort of force myself to find they weren't cute they were weird they were they are strange they're strange animals Chewbacca is my hero for consuming them yes in front of their relatives yeah I went on a whole rant when the first last Jedi trailer came out I was like why why does anyone like this shit they got really deep like dark shark eyes they have fangs for some reason they kind of like have this penguin body like they're all over the place aesthetically kill a porgs kill a porgs beautiful most of this whiplash to be amusing to the extent that I didn't get mad about it in the theater but the one thing that did really piss me off was how ryan johnson said to himself while making the last Jedi there's not enough Asian representation in Hollywood they're over represented though here we go there's barely any Asians they're over represented in Hollywood what does he mean by underrepresented all of everyone should be equal or does he mean in relation to the amount of people that are in the population in general if it's equal to the percentage of the population they're over represented in Hollywood but if they should have exactly the same as every other color and creed then they're not rags you racist I guess I am and ryan tried to fix that racism and what did JJ do he's shat on it yeah I guess he expects all the numbers to be even as many white people as we see in Hollywood we're supposed to see many Asians blacks south Asians whatever the fuck yeah that's how it works what do you expect Hollywood to do around these people up and ship them here we've already done that that's not even going into sexual preference and what they identify as and what their favorite fucking flavor of pie is there's no end I personally I want to see more pie enthusiasts in movies there's a cake no pie waffles you know what's underrepresented boys and berry I think Nazis is good guys they're underrepresented so there I think a rhubarb pie deserves a little bit more identification enough love for rhubarb like public rhubarb rhubarb sounds like a really that sounds like a star wars name for a character it kind of does like jondu rhubarb or something jondu rhubarb the classic Jedi that to be rhubarb Jedi master jondu rhubarb the four spies while making the last Jedi there's not enough Asian representation in Hollywood I want to introduce an Asian main character to this trilogy and JJ Abrams responded by going no no no no he's using his own merchandise cup he's using his own merchandise cup oh screen kept that I like what he kept this in I'm curious if there's going to be like a merch plug for it a second but um I'm sorry she's just so the fact that they've got a black main character a female main character and a Hispanic main character it counts for nothing because they didn't have an Asian main character obviously it's like it's a minefield trying to please these people you're like is this cool they're like no unless you do it this very specific way you're like okay I did it then some other subgroup are like you gotta do it this reason you're like oh Jesus Christ okay you didn't have our group in there no no correct she's not she's not a main character she can be in the movie she's lucky that she got a main character she wasn't a main character to begin with yeah she was she was a secondary character she was a bad secondary character remember the iconic scene where she said love will win while the base is being destroyed that was such a great moment for Star Wars this is what I mean the stupid conversation can't go anyway because they're always like you're racist if you don't like her it's like but she's awful it's got nothing to do with it being Asian yeah why aren't you mad at Ryan Johnson for botching and making people hate her why aren't you mad at that that's what you need to be mad at that's the evil character that we were really wanting to see this is on him maybe he hates Asians bad female Asian driver like that's what you want to be what's what you want Asians to be represented as because that's what she wants in that movie how much Inuit representation is there almost none what a fucking racist piece of shit I don't care about the Asian character we need the Inuit character she needed to be in an igloo that's what it was the space igloo that's the races but the Inuit living igloos even though it's what they do see I never said that you've connected dots that are so racist I can't even see them oh my god your racism is so powerful it transcended my ability to stand we're being like the rebellion group scenes and I'll give her lines basically the lines I would have given Admiral Ackbar but no she's not a lead Admiral Ackbar's a better character she got people killed stop it yeah she's quite a horrible creature actually like in terms of the character if only like the insanity that she was just zapping people and capturing them whether or not they're even a part of the resistance that's her opening you can't leave you must die with us how many video essays did we watch there would be like uh Finn was abandoning the resistance that he was fighting for he's like no he never agreed to that dude who was not cool with the first order and wanted to save Rey that was his story he was like Rey's captured I want to save her it's like oh this resistance thing is a thing too you never fucking signed up how about that well yeah it destroys everyone's narratives about how much of a coward he is in the opening instead it's just uh yeah I'm not a part of this war I want out I just like I have a friend called Rey that I want to look after it's like no you're a coward now yeah it's like she's my friend that doesn't mean I have to be on her team and that brings it to questions like is Rey even at the part of the resistance like I guess it's sort of she does stuff that they want so I guess sure yeah I guess we should probably mention if people are unaware of this but um there's like a huge thing on Twitter about like Rose Tico deserved better or Calibri tried to deserve better and it's like what the fuck treated like she was murdered didn't they show her in the fucking in this movie like six maybe seven times and she just like kind of commented on stuff oh they I think it was like a minute and seventeen seconds I think oh too much too much yeah way too much way too much like her lines are just like look over there I got a lot I think we talked about it before but just Finn's like come with us and she's like I gotta scan some death to destroy this and it's just like uh fuck off with your shitty dialogue as well sorry she's not a main character correct I know this doesn't want to happen but it truly feels like J.J. Abrams responded to the massive harassment that Kelly massive harassment received and it still don't even believe that happened I still don't even believe I don't believe that was real I don't believe she got any more than most actors get like if anything if she had and they could prove it oh man you think she'd say something about it right raise green cat bitch because she was in this movie putting her in the movie less to make them more happy what the fuck why this is your mind on subjectivity you go nuts you start like creating only conspiracy J.J. just took her out to please the people who harass what what is more likely he is spandering to racists or the character was bad you're written and he can't figure out how to put her in the movie that's so dumb pandering to racists obviously in the boardroom they're like right we've panned it to the ralo fans we've panned it to people who didn't like TLJ now we've got the racists over here that's half the country now they have like a guy to represent the racists he's like so these are our demands if you could just satisfy any two of these five are racist ER was in that boardroom when the meeting happened I'm not going to get that KKK dollar you don't like this this is this Rose Tico character can you get rid of her they're like she's all favorite he classifies the first order as Nazis and so why didn't they just make the Nazi characters look like good characters if they wanted to pander to racists well this is the thing that would be too over when they say that like the makers are racist they'll often be like well they're subtle about it or whatever I'll just be like you're just a competent at this point oh yeah so Quentin's the only galaxy brain who can see the races we're just like we're just fucking puppets we're we're not as woke as he is he sees through the lies of the Hollywood he knows what's truly happening but yes go on Quinton how unfathomable that could have been that she's just a shitty character what ridiculous world that would be not possible for a nation woman not possible not possible because he still wanted them to be able to buy tickets without getting mad so literally they didn't know that until they watched the film like yes if they'd read the leaks they'd know that she was did it very much but from the trailers I guess you could probably gather that she's not in it very much too but she was in one of the trailers just the idea that it's like he did it so that they would buy the tickets it's like but they wouldn't the racists wouldn't have known for sure that she wasn't in it it's such a dumb statement it'd be so funny if she was kept on all the trailers but she's the main character the racists are like nooo move over Ray it's Rose Tico time it's Tico time it's like he's validating the people who were harassing her maybe this is just me but in the last year I've discovered that pissing off white supremacists why are we talking about white supremacists what the fuck I guess it is I guess this is the part I mean all those people like these people legit believe I guess that if you didn't like Rose Tico as a character you're a white fucking supremacist that's so dumb man Jesus Christ how does this sentence conclude in the last year I have discovered that pissing off white supremacists dot dot dot where you go with this what's about to happen if we're sick of the stereotypes white men love Asian girls hell yeah what's up we like pretty Asian women at least Quinn's committing to the whole random harsh political takes it is it's like Kelly Ritran isn't ugly they just like made her ugly for Star Wars oh yeah people should images of her like in promotional stuff and it's like why did they frump her in the movies why did they go out of their way to make her look ugly weird and the anime hair that Ryan gave her the weird like like um Ryzeo like kids cartoon show yeah really really weird hair but you know whatever me but in the last year I've discovered that pissing off white supremacists is the most easy and fun thing to do in the world how can you say that with the team that you're a part of like you guys have turned outrage into currency you know what a lot of them like to do is just say really dumb shit on twitter and then people call them on it and they go look at all these fucking piss off white supremacists in my mentions it's like always the same exact formula that's like Sean's whole account it's just parody now right like he just posts things to piss people off but that's the account so turn around and be smug about it yeah like if you react to it you're an idiot and chase have you seen the trend where they go muted blocked as if it's some yeah I've muted this entire thread because all the angry fucking neckbeards keep responding it's like okay I said something on social media and people replied to it well I as fans now and the crazy thing is they think that's a win it's like oh yeah pathetic thing you can do it makes them an ally I like that as he's appealing it's like JJ pissed them off it's fun it's like they brag about their block list is like no no that makes you a little bitch that doesn't have an amazing virtue small insulated child yeah it was a pretty good pulls actually I fucking hate twitter twitter is just if I ever if I ever kill myself and you guys find out that I did it after the fact just assume it was probably twitter's fault to some degree find you in your apartment with a belter on your neck and twitter in your hand cock in your hand yeah probably more like I was gonna leave that to the imagination but experiment gone wrong and don't get me wrong it will end with you having less income than when you weren't doing it he's yeah the white supremacist took away my money his I guess he's trying to say that you pissed off his audience and a lot of them were white supremacists I guess oh I'm an unlikable child and it doesn't make me money I'm ironically quitted like your lesser money coming in more than likely tied to your decision that in your mainline videos you fucking gave up to like I can't be asked to edit anymore can't be any that can't be your stupid fucking worthless garbage content it can't be that it's because of the white supremacist stop giving you money alright quinton whatever helps you sleep at night but in response you get the instant gratification of knowing that nazis hate you and oh baby that's priceless he said this before it's the most like pats on the back comments he ever does like nazis don't like me it's kind of sad doesn't matter if I'm living in the gut I pissed off the white supremacist it's all worth it the other meme from rick and morty where jerry has a t-shirt with his own face on it and he's really happy about himself it's supposed to be the idealized vision of him being up his own ass I just pictured that with quinton with his own face on his own t-shirt drinking from his mug that has his face on it and he's just like I hate nazis I'm a good man and then another quinton walks in the room and puts his hand on his shoulder like good job buddy you did it good for you man nazis hate you yeah I'm a really hard on that I'm like the most benevolent kind of person that exists I just wanna remind you if nazis hate you the nazis didn't hate any other terrible group of people and as we know all of the greatest virtuous people of planet earth's history they all announced it and the bitter irony is like the white supremacist the white supremacist will be the first people he joins up with in prison to be the bitch because the black ex-wony who on him like no no no guys I'm on your side I'm an ally I hate white people too white people are the worst can we all agree on this guys can I get a fucking can I get like a 3 in chat if we all just hate white people I bet all of you are here unjustly yeah like white people's hobbies they must be stopped and then peace and justice for our new empire in response you get the instant gratification of knowing that nazis hate you and oh baby that's priceless so alongside there's being written out the movie also introduces a bunch of good pat on the back there and you rise this skywalker review yeah I know right like I think we're finally getting there though oh baby all my critics are hateful oh baby that must be it that must be it we are on that are not interesting in the slightest like we meet pose friend that he used to know who is a power ranger don't tell me she's not a power ranger because she's a power ranger it's not that funny I'm sorry it's not that funny it was like at the beginning and now you've repeated it I think the joke would work if it was joke moving on and so we can go instead he was like you gotta make sure you guys heard my joke I'm gonna repeat it the more I say power ranger the more likes I get it's a correlation but nazis don't like these jokes or chuds nazis hate power rangers not see chuds man that's where it's at the worst I'll rephrase it they only like the white power that's true it's the coolest one and this power ranger is not an interesting character but they spend a lot of time just hate women just hate women I'm gonna take a crazy route here here I go I thought she was interesting yeah she's alright she could have been for the very short amount of time she was on screen I was like okay so she's like this gang leader spice runner outfit that stays under the radar of the empire on this planet while also trying to make a living I guess and she seems pretty ruthless I didn't like the whole like gets beaten up by person she's trying to take the ransom off and then goes I like you yeah I wanted to ask did she show up in part 7 or 8 no she's brand new totally new I thought so all of her screen time was in that film being genuinely honest this is my honest take he hates her because she's a woman can we really explain it in any other way is there actually another I think she was an amazing character if anything a main character I hope that she gets around series I hope that we get story blisses and conversely I hope Quinton gets help because he's clearly unable to appreciate female characters and that's a shame because I'm just gonna gonna place two facts on a table for you guys okay he hates this film this film was a female protagonist oh well if that's not a that's proof right there the proof is in the pudding and if anyone knows pudding it's Quinton correlation is causation in this yes that's what Einstein said right the correlation is the causation go get him twitter we're supposed to be excited whenever she shows up on screen and this is especially not interesting under the context of remembering that these are supposed to be scenes with Rose the female what did he say exactly he's saying that every time we see her it's supposed to have been Rose that's why he's upset we want to clap those Asian cheese what? I'll play that again this Power Ranger is not an interesting character but they spend a lot of time developing her and we're supposed to be excited whenever she shows up on screen I'm really excited this is especially not interesting under the context of remembering that these are supposed to be scenes with Rose these aren't supposed to be scenes with Rose what do you mean? you're all supposedly made so that Rose wouldn't have to be it's Rose is a shit character every time I see Rose on character I feel like you could just swap her out with Danny DeVito and like nothing would be lost if anything would begin I just see this short kind of frumpy, chubby, little short person occasionally just being like aye aye captain and it's like what are we gaining from you being here with us who the fuck are you, why are you here I guess we don't do anyone imagine being friends with him you're like the weird force healing thing so weird it's like yeah yeah this this thing this thing and he goes those scenes with Zory Bliss when they were supposed to be Rose and she took them from her and you're like and Quinton Kelly is not going to fuck you dude like I don't he wants to clap those Asian cheeks man and not hers, oh my god Quinton does, I don't realize he's got a sex doll rags he's taking it from any location I don't know yeah boy he's taking it from any location in terms of that sentence free will opportunity boner film also introduces a woman named Jaune who helps toy the main characters around so they can find the Horcrux I mean the sit thing the sit thing was he trying to be funny no Horcruxes those are from Harry Potter right well he's gonna say like if it was a mistake you would have just added it right so that was a joke no but the delivery is so bad though like you could have made it in a funny way if he would have just said Horcruxes and kept going it would have been funnier I agree with that he's a guy who helps toy the main characters around so they can find the Horcrux I mean the sit thing a lot of people have argued that Jaune exists exclusively to replace Rose because JJ just didn't want to put her in the movie and this is definitely true there's a lot of moments in the movie that could have just been Rose definitely true the local of this distant planet could have been Rose how would it have been Rose no this is where all the Asians are from the Asian planet I have a very important question for our boy ER what do you think of Asian woman and would you hit would you tap Asian woman Asian Star Wars woman question mark I agree I was gonna say like is it a coincidence that he remains silent on that question I don't think so a little suspicious at one point he doesn't want to say no because he doesn't want to there might be a lot of Asian ladies who are interested who are listening right now and he doesn't want to stay on the market you know it's like Quinton is shitting on every attractive these chicks wouldn't come near my dick if it was made out of chocolate and fuck these over he licked the chocolate off of his dick years oh god I don't know why but when you said that I just got like a terrible image of Quinton with like chocolate on his nipples just like rubbing it in I know that says about me but I just wanted to make you all uncomfortable with what my subconscious did to me I shouldn't have said a goddamn thing now I'm thinking about dick chocolate Quinton I'm thinking about him with his dick chocolate dick chocolate sounds like a character name dick chocolate he looks disgusted with that right now every moment that Zory Bliss was on the screen every moment that dick chocolate in this one I mean you put it in another context and you sound like a crazy person like hopefully he would see that like if we were like oh I hate it every time we saw Rose Tico that could have been a scene for fucking Dexter Jester he could have been Dexter Jester he's still alive he's still running his bar oh my god you're a crazy person Quinton does he realize how stupid he the statement is that he said the person who the person who lives specifically on the planet with knowledge specifically for that planet should have been Rose it's like really weird does it make sense that that would be Rose it would be weird it's like what the fuck that she takes up but it's also to me an undeniable fact that Shana and her friends are introduced because the filmmakers were too spineless to just use Ewoks it's not the same planet spineless you russes as if black people and Ewoks are interchangeable that is fucked up Quinton thinks that black people and Ewoks are interchangeable I'm picturing you're like he sees a black person he's like what about Ewok oh my god Quinton Quinton reviews Jesus this is what I hate the most it's so insidious the way he hides his subtle bigotry in between these lines disgusting wouldn't you agree rags this subtle bigotry is just disgusting this is insane I can't believe it absolutely a dog I've got there are chuds in the chat who are getting erect chuds in the chat wait wait also wasn't he against nostalgia why now is he like where are the Ewoks at it's like we're all where are the Ewoks at where are the Ewoks at most probably his decision was to refuse Polgs and Ewoks instead using black people what black people Ewoks basically the same thing oh my god Quinton that's terrible how could you I expected this sort of thing from the chuds but from you oh my god see this movie was great because it pisses off Nazis like Quinton reviews we're very mad right now we're definitely not laughing that she takes up but it's also to me an undeniable fact that Shana and her friends are introduced because the filmmakers were too spineless to just use Ewoks I want to quickly mention that the oh wait notice that the Ewoks have nigger lips they have nigger lips run that back run that back they got the nigger lips oh my god they're living in huts in the woods oh my god no Quinton no this isn't what you were supposed to say Quinton edit it out edit it out oh my goodness Quinton that's a terrible thing for you to say oh my goodness and I was about to say go ahead I was just going to say Jail I'm on behalf of all black people I really take umbra I would appreciate if you would never say that around me again I guess Chase is the blackest of names yeah I'm like a 16th black so if you could stop that like I'll talk to Twitter and I'll fucking have him do some shit so thanks he was bitching earlier in his video about how the videos about how these movies were just copies of the old ones and he's wanting Ewoks in the third installment of this one I'm like what do you want Quinton this is just it's just episode 6 but bigger just an amalgamation of all the opinions he read on Twitter yeah it's like that's why he turned into a terrible horrible racist because there's not a principle behind anything that's being said speaking of the office cause I've been watching it recently oh my god Quinton oh my god Quinton oh no Quinton Quinton what's supposed to be like this oh no beautiful and horrifying at the same time like a fever dream in real life in real time like I don't like to platform Nazis but I guess we will continue with this video I'm so sorry for all parties offended by his rhetoric discussed horrible it's like a massive step backwards I know it's something a lot of you choose not to care about but it's something I feel like I have to bring up it feels really awkward how the film skirts around acknowledging or expanding on the romantic pairings in the last two movies where the black male lead was matched with about race and I know it's awkward to say it that bluntly but the only reason I'm doing that is because that was an element of the last two movies that the films gained massive praise for by people like you people don't people don't give a fucking shit no one gives a shit except you people you always call attention to it you act like it's a huge deal normal people don't fucking care what color you are you just don't give a shit wow we're actually you people also again no it's okay I'm in the whites so again that scenario where you're a friend of his and you're talking like you know it was weird that you had a friend of Finn like he had like an interest in race about the whole boyfriend thing in TFA and then like he hugs her like he's missed you know his long life friend at the end of TLJ and it's like then you've got that um Poe and her when they first meet at TLJ they get like a bit of a smirky thing going on you're like oh is the film trying to say there might be something going on there I don't know then you got uh Rose kisses Finn that's never acknowledged and then you've got the whole like I need to tell you and you're like oh what's going on there and then but there's lots of these these things you know like is is there any like what's going on there why did none of those things do anything why would they like weird snippets I don't know just and I'd like to ask Jada that and then you got him sitting there and he's like yeah I'm the fact that Finn was black like what wait what it's like well that changes all of it doesn't it he's black and he's not getting Poontag you're like what the fuck are you talking about you don't want that Poont you don't want that Rose ticker strictly from a story perspective you're just like it's kind of weird that you have these little little stakes in the story where things are happening I'm saving what I love for marriage he's such a like in the mind of people like this like I how do you even watch movies is it possible you can't you just see the colors you know specifically like there is black character will black character be with Asian character I don't know Tuna next week to see fate of black character we also buy black character action figure now will they make it more black will they make a nice steaming hot plate of ching chong chitlins oh my oh my she's associated with this racist person oh my god I mean Quinton reviews I mean he's not usually this racist Quinton is Quinton is off the charts he really let it go in this video he was like you know what enough is enough this is yeah this is why you gotta catch it early the white supremacists are he said they hate him but I don't know I think they get along really well that up to that point and it deserves that praise it feels weird that the film is just like yeah we would prefer you oh my god stop doing stop doing the Dick Cheney mouth resistance members kiss and this is the first on screen gay moment in a Star Wars film this was heavily advertised and I feel like film makers expect praise for this but they do not deserve it how come they deserve praise for one LGBT number alphabet people thing but not the other like don't they get praise for that or do they not what do they get praise for what are the rules I hope you'll tell us the rules well yeah let's see what his take is first I guess slightest I feel the same way about this that I did the gay character in the end game whose gayness was limited to the extent that it could be removed in foreign doves dear filmmakers of Hollywood you will get praise for representation when you introduce queer characters who aren't so intentionally minor that's but that's how sexuality should kind of be unless your story is specifically about their relationship with men or whatever yeah my sexuality is not in any way like a defining characteristic of who I am what some people have said is if they had made Finn and Poe gay and that that came up in the movie certain points or whatever that would have been okay because celebratory because you can't cut that out of a theoretical release in a place that hates gay people and that's I think what he's getting at he's like you need to commit instead of being cowardly about it and I I'm just at the point where I'm like I agree to a degree like it's super spineless for groups like absolutely in Disney to be like oh yeah we're super inclusive and we love the gays and stuff like that except in China where we're not going to make as much money if we actually commit to the things that we said so like let's just say at the beginning of Rise of Skywalker they get out of their dangerous situation and then they almost partially bait the race still might be interested in Finn but then they have Finn be like I'm so glad we made it and he hugs Poe and then they actually kiss I would just be like wow I didn't even know you guys fucking knew each other really it's got nothing to do with him being gay I just feel like these characters just don't know each other well enough for anyone to be romantically involved we created on Jakku in that tie fighter and I live somehow I just couldn't get you out of my mind I just wanted me a big black storm trooper hero to whisk me away and so the whole like the gay isn't implemented well enough in this film I just be like I don't think there was room for any relationships even if it was Rey and Finn I'd be like that's still I'm just like I got no investment in Rey and Finn they haven't seen each other properly since the first one yeah y'all were too busy chasing daggers and that's as you highlighted looks like we're dealing with a story that just doesn't have room for the romantic portion of the human experience it's dealing with other things I'm afraid and so it's like you pieces of shit not having an overt lesbian or gay kiss I should be like I we ain't got time for that and I felt the same way about the one they showed I was like who the fuck are they it's like I guess the rebels and they're happy yeah yeah I would be happy I guess if I was a rebel and then the fact that they cut out of other visions to make sure they don't piss a bunch of people off it's like wow that is pretty cowardly stunning and brave enjoy your corporate alphabet people moment characters who aren't so intentionally minor that they can be edited out for foreign audiences the bare minimum is never something that is called the chinese racist do it quinton you know you want to call the chinese racist call the chinese bigots do it you won't because the chinese are asian and they don't they're good you like them yeah don't I know you won't do it but you know it's true because they fucking are but oh I want you to say it that's like that would be rags monthly thrust that's what he needs that we might be I just want to hear quinton admit that the chinese are fucking bigoted and racist to shit this implies that it should be normalized for haiwood to constantly tote the will of bigoted nations overseas oh he's all the moments in this he didn't say the chinese he said bigoted nations that's something right that's a half thrust that's something we're getting there we're getting there half half mast rags is half mast half mast we need to respond to like fandom nitpicks about moments in the last Jedi that were really prevalent in like the six months after it came out but have sort of faded now that's because we'd accept them it's old news oh and uh play creation said I saw that as a celebratory kiss not a lesbian kiss oh yeah I did too it's the whole like I had seen the marketing thing apparently there was supposed to be an LGBT moment in the film but I remember being like okay oh is that it toward the end of the film I was like where was that that I saw those two kiss I was like oh okay right at the end just snuck it in right at the end there just uh just two gals kissing just have a little victory smooch and so um but this is the thing it's being discussed as a this was supposed to be the the progressive moment of the film I guess but it's just like I don't know the that's the whole situation is bizarre like why wouldn't if jg was so obsessed with it you would have thought you would have just a gay character but then again I don't know if this everything's a mess in terms of this storyline these people can't imagine not being obsessed about race and gender though that's their life that's the universe to them it's race and gender oh and sexuality of course these are the most important things 10 or 20 years people won't care about those moments so it's you don't care about them now you are you people are the ones who care about them normal people don't give a shit you're the ones who are kept who keep obsessing about it we're like yeah lesbians kiss lesbians that's what they do weirdo no one cares if anything guys love lesbians kissing this is where this whole conversation is just odd I'm like why is why is Star Wars though is it just because it's mainstream like it's a big movie that's it yeah I guess so it's going to be weird to try and explain like certain aspects of I can have children I'm going to have to like sit down and be like yeah a bunch of people on reddit got mad they monopolized the conversation then people started making 48 hours they're going to be like oh man quit and rambling again he just doesn't fucking understand I'm not your son sir sir this is a reddit this is like this is a crazy old man on the park bench out there talking to me about Star Wars movies whatever Star Wars is those Nazi chuds on reddit everything god damn it did you take your pills Mr. Quentin my name is not Mr. Quentin but that's what everybody calls him exclusively to appeal to those people and those people also hated it maybe when I show Star Wars to my kids I'll be like yeah the weird thing about the single trilogy is it's just two movies isn't that strange right now I don't know why they called it a trilogy so here's a question there will probably be a thing well you know oh man if you're going to go that far just be like yeah the sequels don't exist wouldn't you spare them that pain Quentin come on when episode 9 finally reveals all of the secrets inside these mystery boxes are any of these reveals satisfying to anyone were you guys all really that gratified to finally see the Knights of Wren like this group no TLJ killed all of it TLJ killed all of it all of the interests I had TLJ fucking massacred it I was like if there could be any like development or explanation of any of the elements that were mysterious about TFA I was out by the end of TLJ I was like well it's all a joke now none of it would actually have anything in terms of substance behind it so Rip I'm going to quote Rich Evans TLJ was a huge waste of time because it really it really should have built up elements that could have led to the third movie and it could JJ refuse to use what could have been used in the second movie I guess I don't understand why he can't see that the problem with why Rise of Skywalker is as damaged as it is is because of the second it's it's like he's trying to have his cake and eat it too dude Rise of Skywalker was so damaged by the second movie um apparently he said something about 48 hour reviews at one point I think we went over I'm offended we do 12 hour reviews that's you bro 12 hour reviews get it right fucking hell he's mad that when we do these videos that have minimal editing like them and enjoy them hey man pictures up all discreed how could you zoomed into them you sure did so we can see more of his face I'd like to think we're funny that's why this is entertaining forever we're evil racists we're pandering the only reason we're making money is because we're getting that white supremacist dollar look at those super chuds that must be the only reason I mean the most virtuous Quinton reviews he's not making as much or fucking something he's bitching about his money and it's obviously the white supremacist yeah he did highlight that he lost his he lost a portion of income because he stood against Nazism yeah how about you guys have the courage to do that hmm I would I welcome the ability for me to grow rich as white supremacists get poorer well that's racist probably all right yeah it's probably yeah I mean I'm gonna give my money back that'll show him standing around doing nothing like they're trying to audition for organization 13 huh did Ray finding out who her grandfather is really cause her to do anything other than go on an arc she already did in the last film did we gain something the idea that you're finding out you got palpitism being her grandfather and what we saw in the film was like the only result of it it's like now they could have done all kinds of things they didn't really do it there could have been a real uh real existential moment for for Ray and he really could been bothered by that in a very personal meaningful way but she's Ray and she's just the best hate mongers of the toxic chud emotions mean nothing to our goddess my damn my damn Ray something by learning that Snoke was a clone created by Palpatine what was the thing that we gained well okay so claiming oh we should have had a satisfying explanation for why Snoke was I was gonna say like what why do you think we what did that because I'm assuming he's addressing the people who like were gunning for a Snoke explanation that's not an explanation on its own he was created in a lab you're like right so I've got a few more thousand questions it's like nope that's it you know but that's like nothing by who for what reason and how would you make something that powerful from a fucking test tube why didn't you make more of them if that's the case why did you not why are you not creating army a billion and put them into your billion death star star destroyers and just said them out there and you've basically dominated the universe this is weird it is very weird and this is the thing we didn't get like the idea that it's like what did you even gain by that having that explanation like well it wasn't really an explanation yeah it was a shitty attempt at an explanation our wanting an explanation wasn't the issue is the fact that we got a crappy one that makes like no sense yeah races more questions loads more also also I don't think that episode nine is like episode six but bigger I think it's episode five and six in one movie and it doesn't make sense because they the whole chasing multiple MacGuffins thing I don't think Star Wars has done that before no I mean it broke new ground like I it's a good thing yeah yeah it's more of like there was this reveal that race of Palpatine Palpatine right and I think that could have been like this first movie and how she resolves that that it makes me more empire and return but they tried to cram it in one movie they definitely it was a bad it's so bad it definitely felt like this is what all the pacing comments have been about this just it was just break next speeds of next thing next thing next thing this is like whoa I got something for you I got a friend who just did this my dog reacts to giant cock user XBTFR which one is that because I'm I'm well wait I know we're watching my dog reacts to giant cockroach I mean anything to escape Quinton I mean that's basically this stream is a dog reacting to a giant cockroach so it seems fairly accurate I suppose you see it's a metaphor we are the dog reacting to the cockroach of Quinton Reviews remember when we ran spice together we ran spice together organization 13 oh is this I think is everyone at the right place I guess we are it's all black standing around 2238 they're trying to audition for organization 13 what's organization 13 organization 13 I think it's a kingdom hearts joke I think I wouldn't know because I'm not a nerd I gotta be racist bro nerds are nerd is a racist yeah we are the most prejudice race on the planet cameras rise up cameras rise up that quality meme that is a good one these are great Quinton thinking that black people are interchangeable I'm telling you man we've seen a lot of spicy ass fucking takes but man that's the best I don't know what possessed you Quinton I don't know what it was finding out who her grandfather is really cause her to do anything other than go on an arc she already did in the last film did we gain something by learning that Snoke was a clone created by Palpatine what was the thing that we gained wait boss can I comment on one thing I think Ray could have had a more what was Ray's arc in the second movie she discovered her parents and nobody and that she needs to choose her own destiny like she did in the first film like she did in the third film and in the third film parents are bad grandparents was a bad I got this it's all in my video the first one is it doesn't matter who your parents are because they're gone the second one is no your parents do matter but they're nobody's so hey take that for what you will and then the third one is like no it's not that they don't matter and it's not that they're nobody's they do matter they are Palpatine now you need to choose if you're gonna follow the footsteps of Palpatine or not it's like dude this trilogy does not get along with itself it's like a bunch it's like different people alternated installments in the trilogy and they hated each other or something it's weird that I get that impression by the end the parents still didn't matter because she didn't fucking acknowledge her lineage any kind of way it didn't even like the idea that she was given a choice between Palpatine and Skywalker is like that never really happened and it's not like we ever thought she was gonna turn to the dark side they didn't try they had her doing some weird things like she kept walking off on her own and she had that moment of lightning and she saw dark ray with bilbo teeth and you're just like why any of this when she fucking zap Chewie what is this shit I was dying laughing it was really funny and I don't think they wanted it to be that way but it was just like what the fuck you just did it's weird that they had Chewie getting zapped by Rey when that could be a moment where Rose Tico is in it I mean she could have a dinner magic samurai power god this trilogy okay so claiming that this movie is just episode six but bigger is a little inaccurate because it ignores the has anyone said that he keeps saying it right backstory after her birth Palpatine discovered Rey's existence and foresaw that she could defeat oh fuck you what is it like we have to cap the horcruxes we got the harry potter music like read another book holy shit no rags it was foreshadowing unironically though the story that JJ was trying to explain was the palpatine wanted her to become his successor not his own kid because his own kid was like nah I want to be a good tism and he was like okay fine I'll take your grandchild and then she was like nah I'm running running away and then he was like that's it I'm sending Darth Uchi after you and Darth Uchi was like motherfucker I'm gonna stab you in my knife and then they're like okay we'll sell our daughter to Uncarplut because that's the best decision yeah we're gonna sell you and we can go and then he was like yeah for drinking buddy it was like wait Kylo you said you didn't lie was that I think we talked about it in the stream we were like yeah okay so you're thinking I'm gonna sell the kid anyway so why not get some drinking buddy I mean where's the loss and then Uchi killed him anyway damn damn indeed wait that's you need to rejoin because your mic's acting up I don't think that's a rejoin thing that's more of a because he doesn't sound tismy he just sounds like he's disconnecting we need to go to Singapore maybe wait I'll try something like I'm gonna take us to Singapore anyway hello is it better now hello is it better seems to be oh it's better for me Singapore I'm connected to Singapore exactly we're helping you thank you Singapore wait does Uchi know how to get to Exegul yes because apparently he was sent from Exegul right was sent with Palpatine right I mean he must know how to get to Exegul because he's got a knife that he can translate that takes him to a key that can get you to Exegul maybe Uchi couldn't read Sif oh no which would be weird but fuck it who knows so one of Ray's parents is Palpatine's kid right why doesn't he just use the parent to become super super powerful and because there are just no bodies I guess yeah how does Ray's Palpatine's daughter slash son get defeated by a man with a knife when they have force powers yeah unless the force isn't dramatic after all he was drunk smaller and he was drinking when he drank the buddy he was too drunk to fight against Uchi and his parents protected her and for that they were killed too Palpatine lost it it's not a Harry Potter thing are you so retarded you think Harry Potter came up with that shit like parents dying to save their child like yeah J.K. Rowling came up with that astonishing act of bravery no rags it's because it's you mentioned earlier that you should read something other than Harry Potter right and there was a there was a do you guys know the movie quickly down under no there was a character in that whose arc in that film is basically this and that movie had like let's see a year of that that was 1990 that was Tom Selick was in that Rickman was in that he was the bad guy and quickly down under what a great film I love that well the point is that one of the characters their arc was basically like the idea that she would put herself in a risk to save like a child figure it's a great film go watch it and just shut up if no one knows the film though then it doesn't really count because I have to sit here explaining it Alan Rickman the point is if he's broad enough it sounds like this film completely rips off Harry Potter even though there's so many details to that that are so disingenuous but hey it makes for a he gets to zoom in on his face slowly destroyed but for years before this he had planned for contingencies in case this did occur and so in the years after his death his secret followers gathered the materials to resurrect him this is fucking Harry Potter no it isn't you're a fucking stupid you're an idiot it's the only book that you've ever read that's like all of your fucking buddies the only goddamn book you people have ever read and can reference is Harry fucking Potter does he think it's a Horcrux is that what he's got he was deliberately broad this is retarded like I'm sorry Quentin you know this is retarded gather the materials to resurrect no he's just on a life support machine yeah that's not the same as Horcruxes at all wait I made I typed some notes when I was in the I was in the film and and all they say about Palpatine being alive somehow Palpatine is alive that's all they say about that yeah yeah and the wayfinders you cannot compare them to Horcruxes whatsoever it's just no connection oh they're an item of interest oh okay if you have an item of interest you're like Harry Potter that's how that works now you know the ring fucking Harry Potter rip off of the Horcrux because everybody no the ring is a rip off of Lord of the Rings Lord of the Rings is a rip off of Harry Potter though came way after that's why the alternative title of the ring was the Ring Queen wait does he explain his analogy as to why this is Harry no I think he well I don't know but he's he's already made his point right he thinks he's made his point that is the main plot to the Harry Potter film no it's not what's wrong with you you're like having a stroke of her not a real thing this is like when Jenny Nichols just started piecing together like her own lore for Joker about medication he started fucking spiraling down her own train of logic and you're like no is this film trying to say you shouldn't take medication it's okay it's okay oh god Quentin's eyes are completely dead doing this thing he has it sounds like he has some emotion here yeah he's getting his passion yeah he's getting worked up franchise are you trying to come into my house and superglue your broken ass franchise together with a more broken ass franchise is this supposed to be funny yeah I'm sorry I also like that he has the shitty acoustic so it sounds like he's just fucking ranting and like the movie theater warehouse fucking toilet just a closet oh this all takes place in a stall like the handicapped stall it's extra big he had to bring this stuff inside and everyone's gonna get out of the blushing of other people the guy wow oh yeah carry fishers in it and it's bad so what JJ Abrams ended up doing was he took deleted scenes from the force awakens and he cut carry fishers head off in gimp and he pasted it over a body double so every moment with her in this movie is written around unused dialogue from scenes in episode 7 that were too boring to put in it never once feels like carry fishers actually there it feels like I agree it's these out of context clips being edited into these terrible scenes written around the clips with no good pacing as the actors stare at the face of a woman who is not carry fisher and pretend that they are talking to their dead friend it might be insensitive to put it this way but the performance feels like less you think he walks your attainable with black people we've passed that point a long time ago Clinton that pun was the funniest he's been I was about to say he just said it may be incensed to put it this way but the performance was lifeless also can I just say did any of you guys laugh when Ray got all of the Jedi powers and resurrected herself and then Leia's body just collapsed under the sheets and wrinkled McTits just kind of nodded approvingly I didn't understand is she like a poltergeist right now like her business needs to be done like a magician I'm free finally I can go have a moment with Luke and my fucking husband ex-husband estranged husband, deadbeat dad I don't know we don't even know if Han's a force ghost or not he's a memery obviously he is a memery it's creepy and uncomfortable and it made me uneasy because she's a woman and you're uncomfortable of course the only scene he was uncomfortable with was with a woman of course it's just like Quinton this leads to a scene where Leia eventually looks vaguely sad and she wanders off and the Maz character from episode 7 turns to a random person and goes like Leia's about to use up the last of her energy to save her son she only gets to son kill that's the story for another time don't worry about it that's a good point though it's really awkward exposition it's like who the fuck asked you orange midget what are you talking about and how does she know also yeah it's like Maz you're literally here as a diversity hire for Disney I just need you to understand this and we need more rotten oranges it's fascinating how do you know that and then Leia's body double dies in a bed and all the characters get sad this triggers Kylo Ren to re-evaluate all the choices there weren't choices so much as he was clearly tricked though and he takes this just fine also this is not the first time that he has re-evaluated his position in the world he does it a lot I feel like if he survived this movie that he would have in a year's time been like the dark side isn't so bad and everyone's like Kylo I seriously do Carlos at this moment he allows Ben Solo to be reborn and Kylo Ren is that what he allows I guess you could put it that way I don't really know they treat that through other films they do treat it as though they're two different characters inhabiting the same body and what they really mean is that it's Ben Solo the whole time and he's just choosing whether or not he wants to be an asshole that's it man I bet the war crimes tribunal is gonna love that defense the rebellion and writing figure with Palpatine is they all arrive to try if a republic is useless anyways they probably won't care and then Palpatine opens the ceiling of his cave to show Ray all of her friends almost dying at the hands of the final order and he says you have to kill me strike me down become a Sith take my throne and this is clearly supposed to be then she should immediately do it and say call off the attack I was gonna say you can call it like a rip off of whatever of episode 6 but it's weirder because he explains it mechanically like it happens this way you kill me I get to inhabit your body it's like oh yeah these are the rules I guess and if the rules work like that I always have worked like that then why is it that Palpatine didn't jump into Anakin or Luke when he was thrown down the fucking hole I guess because he didn't die he was still in his body floating in space like damn it I would have thought that killed me I clearly miscalculated my own fucking constitution he was walking around the mood at the time oh my god there was this tweet that said she says kill me and you'll absorb my power but then she kills him and later on the movie nothing happens I like the theory that it's Palpatine actually went into her body and then she's just like Luke sees her and then she looks at him evilly and has like evil eyes and he's like oh fuck like if he's just a voice in her head for the rest of her life he's like hey where are you going he's something evil you son of a bitch go and stab that guy over there he's like I feel like a fucking McDonald's she's like watching the newest episode of Mandalore and he's like do you want to like be evil start an empire you're really boring Ray you just sit here every day watching TV he would eventually just be nagging her he would eventually just be nagging her to like get different kinds of food he'd be like I want chunky monkey today I want tacos soft shell tacos yes I love them I taste everything you please dude I'd fucking love to see an entire series of Ray just possessed by him every time you take a bath I can see you yeah stop of the scene from episode 6 where Palpatine shows Luke his friends being massacred and he says it's a good film it's a good scene memories I get revenge on me and give him to the dark side of your emotions but Palpatine's appeal in this movie is an appeal to Ray's willingness to do good to save her friends so it's not so it's missing the point of Palpatine entirely like Ray killing Palpatine to save her friends would be exactly the same as Darth Vader killing Palpatine to save his son I don't know how to explain this better why does this matter it's only a sequel if you interpret it that way yeah I don't think about it it's just lower stuff Quinton seriously you need to calm down I love the fact that all of these movie reviewers just sit in a room and just talk shit aimlessly off script I wish I knew how to explain this better it's like there was a specific writing you could use the strategy I could use a format to utilize you know the men of the cave would make markings on the walls with pain you could try that that's too advanced for me anyways the point of the scene is you can't kill Hitler cause that makes you Hitler but Hitler killed Hitler did he stay Hitler after killing Quinton then Quinton we'll never know Hitler became Hitler and haven't hit the dead corpse of Hitler but that was what a Sith commit suicide oh don't even fucking go into it it's complicated it's really fucked up it makes my head hurt just thinking about it just kill me already I'm trying to fight the emperor but the emperor sucks the life force out of them and uses this to regrow all the parts of his body and the emperor was born in this moment and as I can't remember who made the joke was like did his penis grow back was that full and off I don't know how weird would that have felt I need Kylo specifically for this part I have to suck off his penis I mean cause Palpatine got busy we know this now that's canon so I mean if I need to make another baby or something I'm gonna need a penis he's like that's just basic biological mechanics what do you want me to do give me a penis give it to me I'm like you're doing nothing with it no I just did a big video I say about Palpatine so I feel like I know how Palpatine should be written oh don't jump to conclusions you should have fucking written this whole movie that would Palpatine never reminds me of Palpatine in this movie he reminds me of Voldemort of course he does everything reminds you of Voldemort he acts like Voldemort he does so then Rey starts meditating and she asks all the Jedi of the past to speak to her and then we zoom into space and we hear a bunch of Jedi talk to her as a fan-servicing moment we hear Anakin which I think is JJ's way of still having Anakin involved in the defeat of Palpatine even if in a pathetically limited way man these takes being just one to one with kind of like I was he really cares about this lol you know I didn't think about that very upset visibly and we hear all these voices from the cartoons which is neat we also hear Ahsoka which I feel like was a big selling point of this scene I don't personally agree with the diagnosis that Ahsoka is a Jedi or would have been a Jedi at the time of her death stuff like that feels like fan service without substance and I feel like that's an important distinction Rey uses two lightsabers to reflect Palpatine's lightning back into his own face that's what happens that's pretty much what happens loses head off and that's how he's defeated Rey dies but then then uses the force healing power from all the video games to heal her and then she comes back and they make out in a big romantic moment and then he leans over and dies and I heard other people in the theater laughing at this so it wasn't just me that found this shit funny because the moment that Ben Solo is redeemed you know he has to die because outside of some fan comics I read on Instagram when I pretend that no one is looking there is no future in the franchise where Kylo and Rey Rey's a family and they have a son why do people want that it's so weird because fat fucking 30 year old women sit around with their drying up ovaries just fantasizing about fictional pairings don't call me out like that please you're not white I'm clearly not talking about you yeah the people in my audience are like oh my god it really irked me you know how every time Red Letter Media uploads a video in this vein and they always have the secret recording of Rich Evans just giggling at stupid shit happening yeah how happy would you be if you were at a movie theater I think they're in like Oklahoma Jersey like I forget where they live Minnesota Wisconsin how happy would you be if you went to a movie theater in Wisconsin you just heard in the background oh my god it's Hollywood star Rich Evans full master I would search I'd be like are you there just peek around turn on your flashlight have wholesome adventures either he's dead or he's in jail it's those two options a lot of people have talked about how it's shitty that Ray ends up having a romantic moment with this dude who's been heinously manipulating her the whole movie but there's a whole other side of this scene that I feel like no one is talking about that I really need to address you guys understand that in the prequels Palpatine is Anakin's father right in episode one Anakin's mother Shmi it's done but yeah I'm pretty sure this is the I've seen a lot of people saying this I haven't read the extended stuff to definitively explain the conservation that's a word now of Anakin but I conservation has always been a word I'm not saying it like that conception no, conservation I prefer it oh that's for now so I don't know the specifics but yes I believe this is a a contentious issue right now because it's like that's gross that's some gross tisms right there at Disney I've heard people say that apparently Disney have already put out like a comic or something that says that it was from Palpatine that made Anakin to try and subvert the shit before it gets out of hand but hey because then that kiss is incestuous yeah that would be really kind of weird Disney probably wouldn't get away from that you know Disney are not huge proponents of incest as far as I know I don't know for sure I have not looked at it allegedly I don't know it depends I don't know how the Chinese feel about it yeah true well yeah because Simba knows his sister there was no father and this coupled with the boys abilities leads the Jedi to presume that he is the chosen one created by the four yes and that this is the thing about the whole like does it become genetic or is it DNA and those particles like that's the always girls said they imply it's definitely like it had Palpatine's DNA is definitely in there or whatever it's just like pretty creepy of course to do good but in episode three Palpatine tells Anakin about a figure named Darth Plague is the wise Plague is? Plague is Plague is Plague is and yeah that's the thing that it's actually him or at least I think that's what Disney said it's actually Darth Plague is not Palpatism so we're fine who could use the force to create life and he says that Plague just had an apprentice you know I got to admit Quinn you're talking a lot about law for a guy who says the law complaints are silly very confused yeah I don't know it's kind of weird kind of weird I feel like I can't get a maid on you and everyone universally accepts that Palpatine is that apprentice and thus Palpatine had the power to make sure I'm actually concerned that the clips will probably get us hit on the live stream as well because the rules work definitely for live streaming versus videos you got to be careful this is the subversive reveal that Anakin is not a Christ figure he's not the chosen one he's the I mean I don't necessarily disagree with this I'm just posing him for the safety that's all or just put the cover up actually that could work the Antichrist the spawn of Satan and for a while this was just a fan theory and one way that you could interpret these movies but the canon Darth Vader comics had a page which absolutely 100% revealed that this is the only way to interpret these scenes in the prequels so Luke is already Palpatine's grandson and Kylo Ren is Palpatine's great grandson essentially what I'm getting at is that by copying the original trilogy without understanding the content of the prequels JJ Abrams has accidentally reintroduced to Star Wars its most infamous theme incest leading up to the rise of Skywalker I believed it could be one of two things it could be an exploration of these characters that was a unique stand on experience that you didn't need to see any other films to enjoy or it could be the unifying nature that combined all three trilogies into one all nine movies as one bingeable experience maybe they would finally be an Anakin force ghost canon exploring Kylo's misguided belief that Vader would approve of his actions how come Anakin never said that no that's not me dude I ain't telling you that shit he's back from the dead he's tricking you dude don't go down this dark path like I did it's just this trilogy really doesn't make any sense at all some sort of cheesy over the top moment where you saw all three of the leads of the three trilogies together and they somehow helped each other defeat Palpatine for the final time when I heard all the negative reviews I figured it ended up being the latter it was a film so obsessed with playing homage to eight previously existing films that it really wasn't a stand-alone experience that you could enjoy unless you were already a hardcore fan but it turns out that the film just decided to not choose and thus it fails exponentially at either option it does a bad job of exploring the arcs of Ben and Rey and it really doesn't do any sort of job of exploring how do you explain the audience cool then Quinton you're gonna call bots 86% of people loved it I don't know I was curious but Quinton's he's probably someone who thought the Russian bot thing was a real thing as well almost certainly he did he probably does think it's being boted he fucking hates Trump the character is outside of that it literally forgets about whole scenes it introduces exploring those characters and most importantly it seems to find its value exclusively through its comparisons to pre-existing material in episodes four five and six it also potentially ruins the point of episodes one through six you can look at the Palpatine story element in two different ways either devalues his first defeat at the hands of Anakin and thus the entire arc of episodes one through six or it chooses to make its own story not important in order to give that original arc more weight either it chooses to make its own story not important how would you say that it does that it's contradictory or it sets itself up a premise that two things can't usually both kind of simultaneously exist with the same meaning but it totally says that Palpatine was not defeated in the OT we defeated him you know we're the important ones we're the ones that actually put him in his grave and good thing we did because he wasn't you know the death star yeah pretty pretty threatening I guess but thousands of them we took out the real threat yep we're the real heroes I don't know how you can interpret that as like they're saying you know the one through six are the important ones it's like it kind of seems like one through six doesn't really matter all that much it ruins the very thing you're trying to play homage to or it tries not to matter in order to make that thing more important and if it does that then it ret comes the entire sequel trilogy ret hides that's just fad stuff well he's clearly interpreting episodes seven and nine as sequels to episodes one two three four five six I don't know how he managed to fuck that up yeah what a weirdo why would you do that a shitty spin-off novel series that you don't really need to read the worst thing about the mystery box format is that it's staked the worth of the entire trilogy on the finale and thus because the finale turned out to be so disappointing and stupid it's gonna be hard to go back and look at the first two movies and try and find the same worth that we did before is he referring to Force Awakens and TLJ yeah I think so just skip him don't even watch them either he loves TLJ too much and I also disagree with his statement about the mystery box what like that it's just a bad thing to do in general no I mean it's like it's a bad thing to do in general but it's not just the mystery box's fault that the trilogy is bad I don't know that I'm trying to think of like an example of a the thing about the mystery box is that it's hard to remember which ones were good quote-unquote because that just means that we were explained what the mystery was and it was satisfying we moved on so we don't even associate it as a mystery box I'm trying to think of like what are examples of mystery boxes that did well um no it's more like I think it's more like the ideas that were in the mystery box because they've been explained in the next like from Force Awakens by some other competent writer yeah yeah for sure yeah I think some ideas could have been good like let's say for instance like the twist was all along that Rey is a palpatine palpatine whatever if they built that up for for like I think that would have been an interesting mystery quote-unquote like that's what Rey was that's why she's powerful I think that would have been interesting but they didn't really plan that shit out so usual suspects that is a good example the whole premise of that film is the who did the well yeah who done it's essentially mystery box films hmm like yeah I guess what I'm getting at is right if you refer to Snoke as a mystery box what you're saying is that we've we've been shown him but we don't know enough about him yet to figure out what is going on here what is the story here and I think that that's in a shit ton of stories just elements that don't get explained until later but maybe people are talking about the difference between a film having mystery boxes and another film having to answer them versus being in the same one that could be something either way I think you can do it well and I think a really good writer could have done something with TFA I think so too like I don't know if I'm ever going to feel like watching The Force Awakens again because I feel like that movie is now defined by this movie and that's really depressing they're both depressing we're just on layers of depressing I think TLJ is probably the depressing one out of three it's a very very film everything sucks but um sure they're all depressing fine I'll give it to you that's the Rise of Skywalker just a bad film it's probably not a great idea to make this video right now because this is the first time in like two years we're knowing on the internet is mad at me yeah two years what do you read two years man it was like you kind of become a bit of a mean yeah the last stupid thing he said was probably like a couple months ago at most what did he say victory I don't know it's hard to keep track you just have to just YouTube Quinton is a fucking idiot and you'll find like 10,000 videos that are like oh this I'm gaining subscribers at a normal rate and I don't know maybe this video will kill that if it does oh well I just want to say if you like this movie that's okay I don't hate you for that well if you don't like the movie like I do you should just not like the movie you shouldn't try and act revenge you shouldn't try and harass people that do like the movie or people who like the movie alright okay you also shouldn't say that black people are interchangeable with the fucking Ewoks I just I will admit Quinton I appreciate you putting this at the end of the video you know guys just because you dislike something doesn't mean you should attack cast members if you do like something what people who dislike movies tend to just fucking harass people that's just the demons yeah that's why you should like all things so that you won't harass people I guess so much better you're cheating I'm not gonna make disliking this movie a part of my personal brand I'm not gonna start doing head pieces of course not because you don't want to get into a fight with those people because they'd fucking shred your ass shred his ass on every topic anyway of course you don't want to get into a fight with these people we'll roast you you look like a fucking fool this movie a part of my personal brand and I'm not gonna start doing head pieces on YouTubers who say that they do like it I'm not gonna still be talking about this bullf*** you're literally talking about it you fucking carrot like how do you not notice this he's like directly sub tweeting you I was gonna say this may as well just have a title of it be like for the eFab people this is my message to you you're hating on people you're bad people all of you are terrible hey guys remember our brand being exclusively TLJ we have no Godzilla Spider-Man Captain Marvel Game of Thrones Just TLJ no more and it's not just TLJ it's hating on TLJ to the point where we only cover people to disagree with them and say their opinions of the evils we're the bad ones I'm sorry Quinton but yeah the eFab brand if you were to call it that it's just all media we got no limits on here we'll even cover movies about Ewoks or sorry Black people I mean like Black Panther Ewok movie episode 6 roots basically the same thing we're doing hit pieces on youtubers who say that they do like it I wasn't a hit piece to just respond to your points like I disagree with you that's a hit piece you fucking hit piece maker I really hate this movie oh no it's a hit piece stop it oh imagine how upset he is right now we've just nearly completed our hit piece again I'm sorry we should have thought about it probably and isn't he the idiot who made like a fucking response to someone else's review well so this is interesting actually him saying that he's doing like we're doing the hit piece on him he made a singular video that's supposed to be a parody of me it was the Citizen Kane one he took it down because nobody understood what the fuck he was trying to achieve with that video it was really embarrassing then you've got the video he made with TRO where it was a literal rags a ball of hit piece he lied about us he absolutely lied about us it was like damn Quinton ugh this is like your defining moment for so many people now how can you say this you stupid crit cause I'm all I'm totally cool with people being like hey you fucked up when you said this this this this this but he was like rags thinks there's no objective value to a movie if it sells a toy it's like what the fuck I was like what when did I say that that doesn't sound like a thing that I'd say how does it like if you found out that was a quote from rags any of you it's like you just feel like that doesn't sound real it's like that's no he was obviously joking he was obviously using the sarcasm as he is as he does it's fascinating man and like the idea that he doesn't regularly just fucking rail against the opinions of people he doesn't fucking like but no he's holier than thou we're the ones who do it he's the good man disliking this movie a part of my personal brand I'm not gonna start doing hit pieces on youtubers who say that they do you wouldn't be very good at it you've already proven that anyway your brand would be poo poo I'm not gonna still be talking about this bullshit in two or three years you clearly didn't though I have better things to do he says with a sex doll in the background I'm gonna go back to my life I think no wait I think he what's that guys Patrick Willems like he said that that's the meaning of his like message like the space children thing he wasn't going to obsess it kind of reminds me of what Patrick Willems said about Star Wars his joke Patrick Willems quote will follow him to his grave it's just a guy who hasn't printed out he's like Patrick what about this I need you to acknowledge he has a picture of it people don't even have to say anything it's a text image it's just a screenshot of him like you did this Patrick this is you you did this what were you fucking thinking and he calls people idiots for misunderstanding his point it's like I'm sorry we took what you said to mean what it was just the words what they meant are bad outro here he may as well just say I'm gonna go have sex with my girlfriend well you guys talk about your stupid shit you guys are virgin losers being angry about me can't you see how fucking chat I am he's got a water with my quirky t-shirt under my polo my unkempt face my fat ass jealous my gay frogs fucking in a conga line yeah do you think like when he goes on a first date the first thing he says is like first of all I immensely respect the struggle that all women do he would do that if I was a woman and I heard a guy say that I'd be like check please I'll pay for the water I had an idea of red flags to him he'd be like again we need to have this discussion oh is that what you think you guys saw once I'm so ready to take a break in January you don't do anything you fucking record yourself vlogging I'm sorry I didn't realize that was so stressful it's like saying I need to have a nap cry it's like saying I need to have a nap it's like saying oh that nap was so stressful I need to take another nap to recover from that nap you know when you sleep for 14 hours and you're just tired yeah that's kind of how I'm feeling right now god so you did a great job when you dragged those images onto the timeline and you cut your own face out of your framing like good job buddy I don't have sympathy for people who record a vlog and then complain that they have like they need to take a break come on my life and have an opinion about a movie I saw once oh my god I'm so ready to take a break in January I'm just gonna like take the whole month take that whole month you do that buddy yeah you look like a guy who really could use less work if you like this video and you want to support the channel I suggest checking out my patreon that's the names crawling the bottom of the screen right now are my patreon supporters luckily they're scrolling by at a really strange rate that I could barely read them out oh no Gladnar the dwarf supports him Gladnar no Gladnar no this is the dwarves they had dwarven ancestors frown upon your behavior yes you've made all the dwarfs exclusive Q&A discussion videos and so wow exclusive Q&A's with Quinton reviews guys get it before you get it before they run out of spaces it's $10 everyone's gonna get to ask a question anyone who pledges $1 or more is gonna get to see the full video this month is gonna be a bit of a vlog sort of thing so 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he made some points I definitely would be ashamed of it if I had made it but it's not like it would well it's like the script was 50-50 it was the production elements outside of the scripts that were just like oh man you need to he doesn't have passion for it he considers that hard work now like that's where he's at like quittin' you gotta I don't know man there are vloggers out there who can make the editing like turn the vlog into just like at least angry joe has like costumes you know well I was gonna say we actually have someone here right now who does vlog videos that are rather entertaining thanks to the editing oh my god she made the wrong decision she should have just been like man I kind of wanted to take a break record got all those page runs check out my page ask me about my flannel oh I wanted to ask since the big boy himself is here er for all the super funny edits that involve like random memes pulled from here and there do you just kind of have those saved what to google for those because I always think to myself like how would anyone know to pull this one clever quote from a movie there is a movie database you can go to, you can put in lines and it'll just bring up what you need sometimes but what about for like video clips of like a goofy meme so there's things that you just like know off the top of your head yeah that's just me being too online you're one of them chuds on you one of them Nazi chuds I bet you hate it shut the fuck up now is it intentional that it's supposed to be like rhyming with Chad or what we aren't chads chads who eat each other they're so chad they are so uh I was gonna say we could we could jump into just watching because it's not too long Diabeto's review of Rise of Skywalker Diabeto! Get excited people Diabeto! Chad can we get some sub-hype in the chat so hype for anyone who doesn't know this is a movie Robert and he had the hottest of takes about this movie all he had to say I believe he gave it a score of 8 out of 10 shocking to everyone yes that's what I've been told a fantastic film 8 out of 10 I'm still tripping on that green door he even painted the door green Bob don't you have one piece of wall that's large enough like I do oh bad how do you use that door without rubbing all the green paint off every time you can tell that it still looks a bit like he has been maybe he puts a glove on I just really want all of the green to come off of the door knob and then in all the green green bits you just see a door knob sticking out in the middle of the scene it's fine just like the Mandalorian no the Mandalorian ship how come they didn't put like a curtain why didn't he get a curtain like most people do why so you don't have to fuck up your door and your light switch because then he'd have to take another trip to a home do you call what's the point anyway because you didn't do the right hand side over here with the door frame beam on it what's the point you just fucked up your door and your light switch for nothing also we can worry you were trying to say something what was it yeah why didn't you like the Mandalorian bro me yeah characters consistently do things that are contrary to information that they have and are incredibly stupid and this is what drives the plot along there you go with that in mind okay we'll have an e we'll have an e-fap about it we will we'll talk all about why the Mandalorian is really kind of garbage I know it'll be e-fap's hot take of 2020 well yeah probably but I'm pretty confident once we actually point it all out we're not gonna get people disagreeing with us on episode 4 I know that much but imagine, but 4 is really just a all the episodes after 4 are just 4 to slightly lesser degree except maybe the last one I don't know if that one's worse than 4 or not alright yeah I mean we'll moviebob says it's fine oh then if anything that's just vindication of what I said also for me it says there's 4 people in the room in this 6 of us is anybody unable to get in right now um it's acting a little funny for me I'm in there if I'm gonna take him back to 0 just tell me if it is not playing for you right now relax it's fine the lower ear is fine the better animated ones are fine solo was fine I thought no solo was terrible solo was not fine how is everything just fine to you except Joker which is bad well I was about to say he's such a I think he's like the weirdest creator we cover cause I cannot predict what he's gonna think of a thing I used to think it was just the reverse what you could call the most likely understanding of the product itself if you will the content the media but like at this point I don't know you could just have any take also we can worry are you too quiet Chad is saying so boost your level or have I'm quiet now oh wait yeah you're kind of quiet he's on smaller boost your level for himself he's on Mexican autism I'm afraid yeah then yeah just do it through windows DC thing again maybe they'll boost your mic oh no no no your connections fine you're just quiet wait wait hello is that better hello yes we can hear you good enough yeah quiet we'll see what you're actually holding right now yeah I put output volume at max oh my god that's you at maximum times two on my end yeah well how do you get so loud for your videos I got the Adobe edition Curse you Adobe one Adobe weekend can you just try to like try to project a lot more right now and let's see if that's louder hello my god yeah that's better yeah maybe just like a mumbling a little bit hi yeah I think I'm just this is this is Diabido get excited yeah oh most of the Star Wars stuff is fine apart from like a lot of terrible spin-off novelizations fine okay seriously like lay it all out and like two of these movies are really good two of them are legit damn bad one of them changed the world of cinema forever irrespective of how good it was and the rest of them are fine I don't know which one's which I gotta be Bob saying it yeah I was gonna say that I don't know which one's damn bad PLJ is like the game changer for him I think if there's only one game changer it would have to be a new hope surely yeah but he said that was the one that changed cinema forever unless he's saying the last Jedi changed cinema forever it did not it's unless you mean it encouraged other people to write terribly because you can make money regardless that's gotta be it like fucking hell solid good movie maybe even a little better than that if you can divorce yourself completely from outside the film bullshit about writer director plans and studio insider politics no one actually knows about which you should do anyway unless related to that is your job I don't like how he cuts himself into himself it's really just disjointing like almost like he's interrupting himself don't even talk about the joint state of Daimido how do you think his joints feel right now yes well he can float surely they do it okay oh god then when he hits the ground and they have to support his weight shit about writer director plans and studio insider politics no one actually knows about what you should do anyway unless related to that is your job nobody knows about way okay here we go hey guess what the big picture now has merchandise oh wow how do you fuck up your microphone after this long doing this video how do you merchandise yes oh so I get really excited about that hey guys go to www.redbubble.com forward slash people forward slash movie bob forward slash forward slash 42529276 dash big dash picture dash with dash movie bob dash logo just enter that in manually into your your little bar at the top and 1, 2, 3 did anyone buy these be honest because oh my who the fuck would want an article of clothing with his fucking name on it I don't want people associating your stance on eugenics with me so I feel like maybe should just further illustrate for that back that's right for the first time you can get official shirts different types of shirts, other clothes, pillows and other things that say I've heard of this thing from the internet check out our first ever designer a beanbag chair I would buy that no just a bag for your face and the last thing that he needs is more beans I mean sure I guess this is high brow content on e-fap ladies and gentlemen go for the beans red bubble by following this link and keep an eye out for more big picture and movie bob productions merchandise coming soon because you demanded it I did how lies slander I did not demand any of this X to doubt yeah what the fuck is this intro it's like a really manly metal guitar riff and then boom you see a picture of movie bob this is like Mike Tyson trying to sell encyclopedia Britannica's I'm a badass so cool it's like 147 oh wait fucking hell he talks like a train can you go back holler no trains are efficient comfortable like already I'm like I don't even know what he just said this is like a shopping cart being pushed down a mountain he don't like everybody I guess that was poetic we're gonna slow him a little bit look at the green shirt there's a green part that's like cutting oh the tie fight is like fucked because of the green screen he didn't talk this past last time you know when he actually showed himself did he? he had to slow him last time the big picture is the show where he speaks fast escape to the movies is supposed to be normal speed but this is still just garbled it's just everybody waiting to find out whether or not what's being pitched is the definitive end to something we definitively know is not ending stick so landing that depending on who you ask either involves undoing and profusely apologizing for having offended the sensibilities of someone in the previous sequel or offending those same sensibilities more in the same way what was that? like I'm still kind of trying to process just what was being said there that was like a big paragraph he escapes us and pays him we need a translator why do you speak this way? can you get like a twitter feminist to come out of this big screen? I'm going to repeat him again I just I'm going to do what I can here being pitched as the definitive end to something we definitively know is not ending stick so landing that depending on who you ask either involves undoing and profusely apologizing for having offended the sensibilities of someone in the previous sequel or offending those same sensibilities more in the same way team what have you got? we need a professional food taster to to try I'm putting this shit in my mouth I just picture like so we'll put the statement in the center of a table gave a team an hour and they came in there's black pages like I don't know this is just he's saying something about like how I think what he's trying to say is that it's going to piss some people off or it's going to piss other people off it's basically some people will really like it some people will really not like it and that's all he had to say but he had to do the most roundabout possible I think complicated method of expressing it which is generally like the opposite of what language should do but like he thinks this is like alliteration and good writing it's like it's a very stylish review but it's really just well Patrick Willems said he was good you calling Patrick Willems a liar I'm calling him incompetent that's also that I believe Patrick Williams would lie very easily well that's probably because you didn't like the last Jedi did you like Rose Teacup? yes I hate women but he's not a woman so what's my excuse now I gotcha I'm untouchable alright I think I understand let's give him another sentence then let's see where we go man remember back when the important thing was how you felt about a movie instead of whether or not it was making some other hypothetical person you dislike feel one way or the other weird huh? that ain't on us buddy I'm so disliked this movie because the people that I hate like it that's my entire modus operandi we would downright curious how people will feel about this movie but that doesn't change how we felt about it like still fit that's why it's nice to be objective you don't have to worry about shit like that wow rags that just triggered a thousand people in this world how could you do that? good because apparently all I care about is making people angry so you do remember how you killed Art right? I did kill Art I went to its funeral and I took a fucking shit on his wife wow I can't be dealing with this life's just attending the funeral you just walk out and take a dump in a flat and I just lifted my leg and pissed on her dress that's why you wear black at funeral sister now in case you can't tell the fact that it was accepted as kind of a given that the reviews of rise of the skywalker we're going to the skywalker this is a meme people just keep fucking up it is called the rise of skywalker a lot of people call it rise of skywalker which I think is fair but some people are calling it the rise of the skywalker which is actually technically more accurate I suppose yeah because it's a singular person only one left they're all fucking dead well apparently all you need to raise skywalkers just have some go I'm a skywalker now yep that's it it's very emotional and wonderful beautiful use of its relationship to the last Jedi and the grotesque over discussed tantrum in particular it was tragic slice of the internet has been having about it since it came out is something I find kind of annoying so I'm kind of relieved they're getting into it any useful way you don't realize that I'm not looking to do that so I can skip it here for now you don't have to just talk about the fucking movie you don't have to go to this long died tribe about the history of blah blah blah let's talk about the fucking movie that's just what the chuds want and why then it must be wrong oh shit I don't even know I don't find a lot of merit in the idea that this movie is a reaction or apology to the last one any more than the last one was some kind of swipe against the rest of the franchise or JJ Abrams or whatever I just don't see any indication of the production of Mouth's trilogy being any kind of conflict so much as an awkward game of telephone being played by only two people with three turns because JJ Abrams came back in to do this last one instead of the originally tapped director Colin Trevorrow and there's a definite sense that he's trying how did he describe Colin Trevorrow? originally tapped which is, phrasing wise I thought he said I did and I was like what? I followed that like I get it you're saying the film's a funky it's like, it's being passed between people who have different visions okay, following is this going to be a review of the film? or what's going to be like over half of Quinton's video where it's just like other shit but let me see seven minutes yeah, we're still not halfway yeah, that's right but still, this is a review of a movie that's seven minutes total and we're three minutes in and he hasn't talked about the movie yet he said it's fine remember that? he said it's all fine though and if everything's fine it doesn't help us to say that this is fine we're in chaos for the first order they're doing pretty well apparently they're on planets, they're rounded people up they're doing okay, it's really weird well they have that line in the opening of the film where they're like he wants to kill any threat to Kylo wants to kill any threat to his power but then halfway through the film he's like Palpatine doesn't realize that me and you can kill him because we're a diet and they're like we're going to kill him we're going to kill him we're going to realize that me and you can kill him because we're a diet and the force that it's like wait, how do you even know what that is? at the end he sort of pops up but gets thrown out a hole like Kylo's perspective on Palpatine is just I don't really know also if Snoke knew that Rey was really important and that Kylo needed to kill her and Snoke was a creation of Palpatine who was basically being controlled by Palpatine how would Palpatine not know that they're a diet? also he seems to be able to spy on them all the time all the time remember how he's like inside Kylo's head and he also he's the one who set up their force Skype right? yeah it was Snoke through Palpatine I guess very hard to keep track of how everything works yeah it's hard to control who's got mind control over who or who's controlling who or it's very it's strange it's a very strange film I just feel like it doesn't really make sense you know you ever get that feeling with this movie? it's bullshit that doesn't make any sense it's fine Rags it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine I feel fine ER do you feel it makes sense? yes your fucking subscribers gonna get very disappointed if that's your gonna be a take dude he's subverting Rags ER please help us they're fucking scary they're terrified we can't quash this uprising you must tell them that it does not make any fucking sense all makes as much sense as it ever did he's worried he might challenge him to lead the first order the resistance also wants to find him because you know he's the big bad guy he might replenish their enemies with powerful weapon and while motivations end up shifting around at least one of those two fronts both sides end up treasure hunting for an ancient Sith relic that will help locate the once thought mythic Sith home world world property is presumably hiding his dialogue is getting cut off those cuts man like what is going on? just speak like a normal fucking person do you think he breathes like he normally some pauses in between words or sentences? do you think he's like trying to do a sentence and he continues the sentence after the breath and then he in editing he's like oh gotta cut that breath and he cuts it so finally the words can connect to each other like that you're like whoa that's how you do it it's so much effort to edit to make your video worse why? just don't do it stop it I'm so definite with everything that I say point after point after point I'm so consistent I'm just like a fucking point machine I'm a logical machine gun I work for the escapist he says that to himself after every sentence after every wink can I also point out at this point like Palpatine was trying to do then by saying I'll give you my fleet but was it the first order like on top of the world already didn't that really not yeah and so like the first order had the same kind of ships and the same kind of armor and the same uniforms and command structure but they were a totally different thing underneath Palpatine like when they came up from the ground was Palpatine like were they just in there hoping that Kylo said yes so they could go home or what that's the I'm so confused apparently those ships are stocked by 3000 units so they're all just sitting in the ground running off of something like they probably got some maybe like some canned foods and they like oh man Kylo find that way find us so that Emperor Palpatine could lift us up finally I want to know which way is up it's bizarre and it's definitely one of those things it's like don't think about it don't think about it and then you're like fuck I did I fuck did think about it because it's really dumb Ray having been studying the sacred Jedi texts believe she knows where to look that means going back into battle early before completing her Jedi training at a general layer have we ever actually seen a Jedi finish their training one of these has to think about training you never finish your training you see movie Bob is the 8x reviewer he's the best ever so he thinks that you can indeed ascend to godhood he is movie Bob has completed his training doesn't Yoda say that Luke finished his training in Empire no I think I think Bob Burt's point was that yes go on yeah but not like there's no like Luke finished off a big robot and then Yoda came and said you did it Luke no Jedi training level 10 yeah yeah Bob wants that I don't think that's how it works I think the master just randomly goes like yes enough I guess you're pretty good I don't want you to show me up so we're gonna quit there I feel like Leo is probably like you have probably finished your training you are the most powerful creature on this planet and she's like okay cool I did it oh yeah I mean also didn't Leia stop being a Jedi like she didn't complete the training technically right yeah well I mean he's got a partial point of this seems like nobody really ever would always abandon this training like boo yeah but then Leia is now a master at training Rey oh yeah no I don't understand how she can train Rey let's see how that works especially if she left training what seemed to be very early on in her own training and also training yeah also I'd like the floating ball when she beat Luke's ass in TLJ fuck that shit I mean Luke's just awful Luke's just worthless really Luke's pretty pathetic why are you surprised by that was Luke something else at some point yeah my bad my bad he was always a pathetic piece of shit of course oh wow you think that no one has any flaws by saying that yeah let's go back we're told that all of the Jedi we've seen finished training finished training but we never really see anyone who starts doing it anyway ultimately the quest becomes a planet to planet chase between the main heroes and Kylo Ren with a newly added wrinkle of Rey being plagued by force visions relating to her still enigmatic past and thus pulled forward situations that might explain that meaning that the non Jedi heroes are amusingly operating at the mercy of a super powered friend whose exceptional skills and magic abilities they need but who is also not quite there right now and keeps wandering off in between yeah I agree it's really weird she has more than one moment of just being like well I'm gonna fuck off now but it's like um you're like the best person in our team but okay alright star quarterback I guess we'll try to win without you and like Poe gets pissed at it if you remember and he's like what the fuck and then Finn pulls out the whole like you're not Leia or something imposed like wow thank god yeah I was like oh my god this is such a revelation to me that I'm not Leia and in the theater I was like thank god he's not Leia they'd all be dead right now it's just the whole like it all be dead right now if he was I just don't like the attitude of Poe's always wrong when he's trying to be reasonable in like every scene full guy like he did like the super risky moves in the opening to save everyone's lives and get the information for the rebellion he gets off the ship he like fucking like probably pretty stressed out anxious about the fact that he died then you got this woman being like hey you damaged my ship you're like oh I'm sorry and she was like you can't light speed skip the compress is all fucking he's like okay but I did so I don't know do you know Poe hasn't really done anything that impressive just think about it like really think about it and what has he done oh killed the star killer base he lords that over everybody it didn't really matter they had a thousand more of those yeah and apparently one why we can just shoot at one for like two seconds on his own to blow it up so really what you did Poe is pretty I mean that's like what we expect you to do it's nothing that's anyone you can do it some people are suggesting it's like well we know that people finish their training like Anakin was almost becoming a master we know Obi-Wan did it's like in fitness the movie Bobby's saying we don't get the scene in which they complete their training yeah yeah like you're finished now you know there's no graduation you know you don't get your trophy and you're like hooray you did it you're a Jedi Knight now or a Master now you got to the top so good job well done let's go have a let's go have a snack that's what I do snack quite gone Jen would be great my god tell us about just everything you know what's going to happen like to all of this it's fucking nuts you have no idea what you'll start up dude the state of the universe is going to be so bad shit and saying you wouldn't even believe it and there are unions reveals chases saber duels rescues and of course a great big space battle that's about all I can really say plot wise without people yelling at me about spoilers is it a bit too long yeah but for the most part it really cooks because it's all forward moving action he couldn't edit that also why can't you just say a sentence just say a sentence it really cooks I've not yeah like it it was like it went really quickly yeah all right I've just not hit someone we're fair to it that way before I wouldn't be surprised if I heard movie Bob if movie Bob ever used the phrase like razzle dazzle and ironically one of his like video reviews I would not be surprised oh my goodness razzle dazzle the old razzle dazzle give me old razzle dazzle when he talks about cooked he means like food cooking food to get it to an edible state so the movie really became edible that's what you're saying it nourished him right all right it continued to expand the lore if you understand my meaning no but I do think unbalanced better than force awakens particularly because while it's committed to the initial new trilogy gimmick of being self-consciously about a new generation grappling with having inherited Star Wars meta as the previous I thought you liked meta stuff meta comic meta narratives I thought he loved it all I wonder how many actual like real people out there going to this oh yeah this is actually commentary on the meta narrative of a fact a new generation is inheriting Star Wars just in the way that in the universe all these characters are like no no one does no one gives a shit about that Bob was just like you talked to the average movie go they're like why I just I don't know there was lightsabers people killing each other and stuff yeah I loved it it was my favorite it was my favorite part yeah it was my favorite this is my favorite part to this one is more in conversation with the prior events and decisions of its actual characters as opposed to the events of two earlier trilogies character and if you're looking for in a coherent through line at this trilogy at this point it feels clear that awakens was meet the new heroes last Jedi was here one is okay here's who they definitely are on the more visceral side there's some very strong and innovative action beats including a solution to a space battle that I don't think even Star Wars has tried to pull off before and all of that psychic force communication what is he referring there is he referring to the final battle at the end um solution to a space battle is he talking about the specific mechanics of the solution like oh they don't have shields you have to shoot the underbelly cannons I don't know let's give him a good old listen again because this video has been strange it feels clear that awakens was meet the new heroes last Jedi was here's who everyone definitely isn't and now this one is okay here's who they definitely are on the more visceral side there's some very strong and innovative action beats including a solution to a space battle that I don't think even Star Wars has tried to pull off before is he referring to like the final battle you must be yeah but it's yeah because that's the only one that I remember because the only other one was the light sprinting thing tie fighter chase yeah and the only reason that's never been thought of is because it's never been an issue before it's because Ryan Johnson made it an issue just funny though because it's such a like almost because you know how it's the beginning of the movie I like to think that maybe um JJ was like all right let's give it our best shot first thing we got to do is fix the fact that they can track us through light speed or hyperspace they say light speed in the uh in the films but maybe let's just shorthand to refer to hyperdrive either way I think he um totally gave up on that further on in the film because they don't use it ever again but they use hyperspace they just say like they're not following us how weird it's like what well somebody sent me this it's a little old but it holds up that I bought a boom font dick chocolate and also someone reminded oh droid had the map thingy to x-agall yeah so oh fuck you know great it's it's a bad and yeah there's that that twitter thing where like bob followed someone he like hates him fuck did I rob the Robert follows me yeah feels bad man one of the worst people I've ever seen on this site I'm really glad you don't get to enjoy night of the woods because you're too dense to understand it oh poor Robert oh man like nobody likes him Patrick Willems likes yeah that's like a negative that's like negative people liking you I guess yeah that's a moment of like oh poor Robert where is BiggestFans Diabeto forever he's gonna have his own saga it's gonna be great and all of that psychic force communication, projection reaching across time and space power introduced in last Jedi gets used in a bunch of clever elaborate ways Daisy Ridley and Adam Driver both home their individual characters and chemistry to a very strong place and their scenes together are easily the strongest in the film there's also a lot of enjoyable new side characters including some wonderfully alien looking aliens and some at least two new supporting heroines who both seem to have spin-off maybe name tags underneath their uniforms oh yeah I can't wait to get more of Zory Bliss and the other one no, oh Janna she uses a bow he does use a bow great that's interesting yep they're great I guess there's not much we can do with this video because he's just vaguely complimenting the film and it's like huh he actually liked it it's a weird thing I will say that while this definitely feels like a return to the familiar JJ Abrams style of Star Wars it's also a more interesting film because of what it has to grapple with having been left with it by the last Jedi and not just in the new force powers it's a much more interesting unusual you know who can say if Abrams liked or disliked any of the plot turns that he's been left with I think it's pretty obvious that he didn't I think it's like obvious that he didn't I guess I think it's safe to say that he fucking hated the last Jedi and I think that he he was downright reserved in terms of what he probably could have done but he didn't not take a hit just shoot where he could in terms of just like you know what this thing fuck this thing we need episode 10 to be made by Ryan Johnson just to see all the hitbacks but then that would mean having another Star Wars film by Ryan Johnson so maybe that's not with it and this is just like this is almost 6 minutes and he hasn't really given his real real thoughts first few minutes of this review and you could have stopped it and you get what Bob thinks of Rise of Skywalker pretty much and there's a couple of highlight that he said alien looking aliens I'm giving him a pass for it because the fact that you can have human looking aliens in Star Wars I guess he's trying to say they actually look like the alien creatures versus humanoids or whatever I guess that's what he's going for I think Bob is kind of what you get when you get so up your own ass about like a meta narrative and just critiquing things that a normal critique like just a very plain I like this I didn't like that just feels like no that's too shallow it's too superficial I gotta go into like I gotta narrate narration I gotta think about thoughts and it just becomes this whole circle jerk about like who has the wrong opinions instead of just like I thought it was good fucking for sure he's the way he speaks is um like I just I always wonder if his people in his fan base like if they can see one of his videos how much can they actually recant even if it's just three minutes of it how much can they say back to me I just be like I probably think he's like a visionary genius critic sure he thinks very highly of his self himself that he thinks that he's incredible I would hope so he's definitely a genius carries himself with such a confidence there's no way he there's like a humble bone in that fat amorphous body but it certainly added elements of new dynamic storytelling to what was previously mostly a nostalgia trip in the end it is a big movie full of Star Wars stuff well directed with a good cast I had a bunch of fun watching it I found the big emotional heart string tugging moments pretty powerful for the most wow that's crazy they were all just like comedy recognize that a scene is being 100% you know how much like his sort of group of friends if you will in terms of critics hate this movie like Patrick was fucking hated this film I wonder how that went down I wonder if Bob was like yeah man it's not that bad he still recommends movie Bob one of the good ones maybe he doesn't anymore maybe he needs to teach Bob he thinks this is an 8 out of 10 easy lay out genuflection and nostalgia in order to guarantee a Pavlovian emotional response and I'm still getting legitimately choked up clearly the filmmakers are doing something right like I said that's about where I can get without spoilers I'll likely do another episode of the other show soon with more of that nitty gritty stuff for now I like movies I like Star Wars when it's good rise of the Skywalker is a good Star Wars movie so I'm going to give this one 8 out of 10 wow there it is it's a great Star Wars movie it's 8 out of 10 does that make it 8 out of 10 I like cheeseburgers and the cheeseburger I found on the side of the road was 8 out of 10 I think what annoys me more than the ding is the everything that moves on screen has to push violently that's my also yeah not a huge fan of sound effects he said Pavlovian as well to describe something back there I just skipped over it Bob you're a strange man this video is probably the most normal video he's made in terms of just he just explained a bunch of vagaries about a movie ok to good and they gave it a really high score 8 out of 10 it's pretty good I'm surprised 8 out of 10 is oh man if your career was an 8 out of 10 fucking solid work man a hall of fame for you like also spoiler for your review just completely relinquishes him of the need to like specify even the slightest qualifier as to why he enjoyed it yeah he couldn't even bother to say like I like the themes he was good he just talked about like the audience and shit for a while may the force be with you I feel like with music like that it's just like yeah I'm fucking hardcore hardcore reviewer look at the rezz of the fucking fall ribs it's like pixelated come on Bob you know Bob BobChipman82 at gmail.com he's that's his IQ 49282 or that he's 8 out of 10 is good so an 82 IQ must be really good what if this end slate is just like copy and paste it from like an old like 2007 review that he did and that's why the resolution is the way that it is the music you can't help but feel the music and it's just like wow this was just you made this 10 years ago you never changed it Jessica what is Big Luke Big Luke Big Luke is my they might give to my door my green door watch out for old Big Luke over there I gotta open them close them Wolf said that outro music for Bob reminds me of when Brett Keen used his brother's music in his video oh yeah it's kind of oh my god get more Bob get more Bob you thought did this not satisfy you do you need more Bob after this well you could get more Bob at movie Bob central I guess maybe movie Bob was let me check if movie Bob was taken oh my god movie Bob calm what if it just like relinks to movie Bob central uniregistry.com movie Bob.com it's listed for sale you can buy it for $2,500 someone buy that domain and link it to like an officially licensed like Diabetes comic series I'm going to offer one dollar for it I'm going to submit an inquiry to the seller I'm going to offer a dollar for movie Bob.com oh my god please I'm going to put in my name email address see if they get back to me you're actually doing it aren't you yeah I'm offering a dollar there's a thing there's submitted an inquiry to the seller and they have payment methods and it's a you can make an offer I'm not a robot that's one dollar you know let's let's I'll give them five splurge for it let me submit inquiry oh get more Bob at pornhub.com pornbob.com oh you have to it's a minimum of 500 that you have to make an offer for I don't want it for that much I was it was a joke I don't actually want it but if I could get it for five bucks I would email them and say alright Bob let's let's let's haggle you and I you want movie Bob.com because I know that's why I know make me an offer my dude Mr. Weekend Warrior is about his time to escape this horrible stream he was like chat saying we should super chat fund buying moviebob.com I think you could pull it off yeah you could crowdfund I mean Quinton got his sex doll crowdfunded why not anything is possible not us we're gonna do highbrow stuff like buyingmoviebob.com just so movie Bob can't have it but yes before you go would you like to tell people about your channel and why they should subscribe hello yes subscribe to my channel folks lads and ladies because I'd like to think I do fun stuff yeah you do I like videos thank you thank you my n-word you're welcome do you mean Ewok thanks my instead of n-word it's Ewok it's gonna be a thing I don't know I get influenced heavily by Nazi youtubers like Quinton reviews and I guess they've just picked it up I don't know it's Ewok with a hard K oh yeah people in the chat are saying if they all give one dollar we'll be able to buymoviebob.com can we get that as like a fucking stretch yeah let's do it if everyone gives a dollar movie Bob.com belongs to eFap yeah come on guys what an incredible flex that would be you would be so like defeated you'd be like wow that would be a definitive way you fuckers movie Bob.com it's just a picture of like eFap just a picture of all of the links covering movie Bob on the eFap redirects to eFap.com something yeah that me yeah not to tangent off of him but yes just subscribe to rekindwario the links in chat and in the description thank you for hanging out with us for as long as you did this was fun yeah I mean thanks for coming I hope I never talk to you again thanks for having me my Ewoks you bet talking dude see you soon I love you uh yes good night good morning yeah morning here my Ewoks yay morning here my Ewoks that's probably gonna kick up honestly my Ewoks okay my Ewoks I'll see you bye bye bye oh my god he uses that in one of his videos and his subscribers have no fucking clue what he's talking about my Ewoks you need that deep lure um but yeah that so we defeated both Diabeto and Quintonius um though Diabeto's one was kind of like kind of meh he's got another another video where he like goes into more detail maybe we'll cover that one another time um um it's called the rise of skywalkers polarizing critics but for what reasons and this is who that's Diabeto Diabeto? oh my goodness Diabeto's a soul of wit Diabeto's a soul of wit the soul of wit those are like one dollar donations right now like people really want the website I guess dude yeah absolutely you know it's like my favorite um fucking never mind I lost my train of thought thinking about Diabeto I was super interested in your train of thought I know his gravitational pull just yanked me out of my series of his gravitational pull cause he's a massive um but yeah I suppose there are some memes I'm gonna need to collect we can go through them and then read some super chats uh this would obviously be a good juncture if anybody would like to eject themselves or hang around it's completely up to you I'm saying all the time baby you alright man well then you guys gotta start a conversation about something while I collect memes it's very important that I do this okay chat real quick what video games and or anime are you consuming at the moment this is a Minecraft question well yeah Minecraft is a given but beyond that you know like I really seriously got back into Minecraft my buddy from a realm we've been playing Minecraft been playing Halo and delvin a little bit back into vermin tide to remember when you and uh middle commander and moller and I all played um uh halo together that one time and you guys you guys need to know that rags is extremely good at halo he's really he always has the highest kill count out of all of us oh I it I'm I'm I'm guessing just good shooters just good shooters I guess I enjoy them I really enjoy them uh what else have I been playing I've been Minecraft I want to check my library uh the forest a little bit yeah yeah yeah dabble and moored house still someone to the people playing final fantasy 14 what classes are you playing that's what I need to know if it's anything other than dark knight or red mage I don't care I don't play the final fantasy 14 game yeah I played it for a while and then I just realized it's it's like people with um destiny 2 or really any other game like that where they're just they kind of log in just to do their daily things and then as soon as they're done they're just like okay I didn't get any enjoyment out of that whatsoever we'll do it again tomorrow that's it that's all you got yeah that's all we got yeah I never felt at any point like I needed to get back into playing destiny 2 like I just feel like if I'm going to sink time into games destiny 2 just isn't up there anywhere near being up there yeah honestly now that hail is on pc there's like no reason got some risk of rain 2s and uh summoner we've got divinity original sin 2 plastic game elite dangerous Deus Ex Mankind divided good to see that pop up we've been having plenty of Witcher 3's if anyone in chat is particularly as into the VR scene as me get Vox Machinae on Steam search of VOX if you like a good VR game you control the mech like you're in the cockpit moving handles and and and gear sticks and stuff like that it's a really good time you actually have to physically pick up a radio to talk to your teammates I play Gundam music and I shoot the rockets of people all right my memes as of brin brupreb us you get you get you translated that right this is obviously top quality I love the like almost everybody even like people in my family were like why did he keep using this lightning it's a little strange I would have stopped because I know like when I accidentally touch a hot stove I'm like oh no let's not do that I regret this decision immediately no I'm picturing you put your hand on it you just keep it there going ah this is the only thing that can give me an erection at this point he's pretty old this is obviously a wonderful photo of Quinton in the wild yeah I called him a carrot I'm sorry I get uncontrollable sometimes I call them a potato who knows how many vegetables can he be it's just I'm so excited to see what plants he'll become I like this drawing a lot I mean this image that's great that's basically it I like that when did he make that face I don't know I don't actually know that's the face of regret oh my goodness how could a sex doll look so sad it's just the face of like you don't know what he does this is this is the musings of several memes placed into each other you know represented by e-fap law the infinity means you got reality would be the cosmic chicken mind would be begetius time would be the spider space would be is that the disappearing knife itself the infinity stone power 1.2 billion and soul be ghost milk it makes enough sense we've got something to work with there we've got a few mystery boxes worth opening where did begetius come from anyway because I love his stoic expression that's the 50th episode in fact er was there for the birth of begetius that's a good character I love begetius it's great I feel like what age of representation did you bring me that's great I really like that I fucking love that clip it's like my favorite thing isn't that the one where he's just like what did you bring me it's just absurdly sudden I can't remember what he's watching on the laptop someone just walks in and she's like are you okay I know the whole what did you bring me violently fucking slams the table I think this is fair the first order do not know which way is down watch Vsauce there was no internet connection next to go sorry oh no if only actually what was in our chat I love that he looks like he's got like fuck me eyes in that picture no would you fuck me I know that's why I have a sex doll don't lie to me I just hear don't you want me baby somebody just I know you've been compiling them but I'll post this one maybe you have it or not let me click the button there we go yeah this one you walking and and Quentin you brought this on yourself you know like this is why you know you usually have rules you're not supposed to be saying stuff like that is that facial hair dude people are going to tweet some of the racist shit at him now that wonky mustache button chop thing this is the scariest facial hair let's go my E word let's go my E word obviously just a screenshot from the movie pretty interesting I can see how you can sort of connect Harry Potter it's like one in the same oh my god is this a crossover like official you sick that's a clever word play I'm surprised they didn't have a quote like he wants you know a specific food I mean palp's going to be pretty aggressive when it comes to that stuff snacks to recharge my energy that's what I get didn't explain the rules if Hitler kills Hitler does he become Hitler or is he already Hitler double Hitler double Hitler oh no not double Hitler a lot of potential out of that Harry Potter obsession he has yeah it's weird how they have they just always talk about Harry Potter look at the sex it's like he's captive I didn't agree can I go now this is a dark universe I installed an app that translates incoherent rambling so I can understand what this old retod is saying I've heard Jay's avatar fit perfectly into that image too it does yeah why is Quinton's face so fucking punchable Harry doesn't help the stupid shit that he says that probably doesn't you know like you know that Louis CK joke where he's talking about like in his day the use of the word faggot how it's like people would say something like people from phoenix or venice that's like Quinton like he looks like the kind of guy who would just correct you over and knock you a shit and you'd be like fuck off shut up China is racist he's making like an o-face in every picture we have of him he's a terrible face here comes again that I don't even remember what the context is for this get him Pringie oh this I'm posting this again fuck it it's so good though it's horrible this is the red flag thing I think I'm gonna put out like a $500 bounty for anyone that can find Quinton making like a soy face if it exists that's exactly what we were talking about I like how he's the woman though fuck me please actually that kind of is the soy face in the upper left there we've checked off ralo shippers nostalgia bait lovers I mean the racists of the boardroom that would be ER I'm sorry they've got to mix up in this meme but still they can deliver on either of them we're relevant bees I'm gonna get another hour to work off of I really thought that you genesis would have had something for me well yeah movie bomb could disappoint let's put it that way ER has anyone ever told you that your gentle slightly horse voice is kind of like ASMR count one for that fuck oh I was gonna say that's not pretty sexual that no this one is bullshit Quinton has never looked this masculine it's a fantasy fiction okay but I like that the bob one kind of it does the whole gaunt yet large face yeah yeah pretty accurate he's got the duples how are you so large but the front of your face is like and like is clearly withering away to Quinton Zen a diabetes I don't know how could we possibly defeat such a powerful beast someone in chat said why are we so obsessed with Quinton it's so easy he's just so memeable yeah he is look at that face right there he looks like he's reluctantly pushing out like a wet fart at all times kinda yeah also this was the Quinton episode of course there will be Quinton memes abound Quinton memes abound I like this one because it's true he's got that shit eating grin when he's smashing it through you can't stop me hehehe you had your movie now I have mine no baxies no baxies hahahaha uh miss j it's okay he's been he's been pre-kicked for this one pre-kicked somewhat totalitarian a little overtly flashy that's political harassment the um I remember making this this meme it being made uhhhhhmin there's like a bit what I was saying about Onii Plays before where they're just like give Jajarys lightsaber make them the main character there's like George stop stop it, George so uh what am I missing with this one I don't know ohh I think it's chuds Oh, oh, guess I could apply. Kind of terrifying, don't I? This is the political compass of Tony Locke, I guess, because I kind of specifically remember all of the, the Woke Star Wars video wasn't even about being woke. Also, it's very pixelated. Yeah, he thinks that, like he definitely doesn't use it in the context of what it normally is used for. Right. He's a fascinating enigma, to the least. Just a good old-fashioned Photoshop here. This is your mind on daily. One that arguably is bad. That's not a bad job. Okay, yeah. Oh yeah, Matt didn't win the vote. We'll have to see what he has to say another time. Oh yeah. This is, Tonal does not like- Get sidelined again. Hooked carrots. Fuck hood carrots. Like when that happened, you guys were like, whoa! Maybe it's just rare to see such passion. Yeah. The daily, the dead speak. The world has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of revenge, and a sinister voice of the late Atoll Hitler. The message comes directly from the unknown regions of the Antarctic land. It was broadcast to fortnight with an army of thousands of emperor penguins and die-glock bloke. I don't actually know. The message reads- Dieglock, probably. At last, the work of generations is complete. The great error is corrected. The day of victory is at hand. Day of revenge, the day of the Reich. And the threat was easily defeated by a person on Twitter after some problematic tweets resurfaced and after some kid reported his epic store account. Emperor Penguins revolved, revolted, outraged by the now resurfaced tweets quoting, "'We couldn't believe that you liked pineapple on pizza." With his plans thwarted, you know, Spencer's day is arguing on Twitter and sending letters to Epic Games, trying to get his account back. Good rack. Is it scientifically possible to create a good rack? The answer at the moment is no. Well, that's disappointing. Yeah, I don't know if I, I don't know if I agree with that at all. What a tepid consensus. Yeah. But I guess that's what we'll have to accept for now. I think this one deserves to be reposted. Just appreciate the art. That's amazing. I want that shit. I'm afraid of my bedroom. I'm about to hang it over my bed. That's why Quinn's sitting on a cliff. And... And... And it... It'll just fall over. It'll fall over. As he keeps on falling down. Yeah. He's slowly falling. Just a drop. I need that milk. It's a spooky drawing of me. Like the acne scars on his face are so shaded. Yeah, and those teeth, I'm gonna get them caught into each other. It's gonna be awkward, but... I don't think you're basically just an intellectual slender man. Yeah, does Slenderman have the gas mask? No, which means he's really just a copy of me, a bad copy. That's how that works. That's true. Yeah. This is a rendition of Chud Skywalker. I'm Chud Skywalker. Chud is an awfully large-sounding... Look at that light-sane. Don't put me in front of Ray! My mom gave me this light-sane. Yeah. He's just closely, he's just closely... ...perpetually out of breath and hungry. I don't know if you've seen this, Rags. It's suggestive, it's terrifying. Your thoughts? Uh-oh. What the fuck? Oh my God. Oh my God. What is this? Cause he's... Jay's looking ripped. And Rhino is. Jay said, oh yeah, because Jay said that... His fursona would be a Rhino because he's got big tits. Oh my God. Look at this, please. Twist, that was actually on Rags' For Affinity account. What is this? Yeah, what is it? Rags drew it. I definitely didn't. Don't you put this on me. Hey, Ray, that looks just like Ray. Do you like how... You get pretty much. The Emperor cloak doesn't make it around his body at all. And it just goes off to the side. She's just like, oh. Oh yeah, there he is. He's surrounded by sugar crystals. Grab some bite on him. So these ones are going to be back in time now. Those are all up to date memes. I don't know if you guys are aware, but Ramako Republican and Shad had a debate. It went as well as this image sort of implies. That part was worth clipping, I think. Do you know what castles are for? Do you know what castles are for? It was the silence from R2 after that. This, the pauses where he's thinking. Almost like for the first time, you know. It's a brand new experience. That was wonderful. I can't be dealing with it. I can't be dealing with it. I can't be dealing with it. I can't be dealing with it. It's just funny. He moves into covering TLJ naturally and tonal the memes that Shad destroying Ramako Republican on Game of Thrones like eventually just is the thing that happens. Yep. Every time I see a tonal meme, it's Shad is right. Whenever I see like the red star eyes over any character, I always, I don't know if it's just me chat, but I always think of the Oh my wabo, shindeiru. Yeah. The face on the bottom. How much he doesn't like carrots. He just doesn't like carrots, man. It's back. They're cooked. They become sentient and eat you. It's horrifying. That explains a lot. This is the deepest Lord. Oh, this is the guy that we covered with Wolf. That is the guy's TLJ. Cause that was his avatar. Oh yeah, Daryl. Yep. Look at this graph. Fucking confusing as graph. Matt, it made no sense. Can I just say, by the way, because I was messaging this to Mahler at the time, that Star Wars video that Neryl made was not the best, but all of his other videos are like gold. Like he does a lot of stuff on like Resident Evil and Zelda. He's he's actually a very good YouTuber. That was actually just the one video he made that was contentious. So definitely go check him out. He's one of my favorite YouTubers. There you go, guys. Confirmation from Chase himself. Hopefully we'll cover him in the future of EFAP in a way that's a little more different than. Yeah. I'd love to have him on here because he's just a very intelligent, very hardworking, clever dude. What about that legal life? Now that's a meme I didn't think would pop up. So yeah. I think I know that one. You know, if this isn't the actual definition, what can I do? Well, it's from Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English. To not do something you've promised to do, such as releasing the TFA critique consistently in 2019. I didn't know that's how they defined it, but I mean, yeah. Who is Bill Beto Bagaroti? Bill Beto Bagaroti. Wow, that's the Bill Bow Bag and stuff. That goes back to like before EFAP. The Proto episode. That's like, yeah, the Proto episode. I like EFAP being the chat being a character in this again. I always like this. I enjoy having the chat as a character, always present, always watching, always commenting. I can't help but feel like Jay is hiding something under that hat. Oh yeah. So this is interesting. We got Lawful Good being the Dawn, naturally. Lawful Evil being TRO. All right, yeah, I suppose I can think. Lawful Neutral being ER. How do you feel about that? Lawful Neutral. Feels neutral about it. I sort of see that. True Neutral being James Moll. All right, Neutral Good being me and Chaotic Good being Rags. I'm OK with this. Yeah, I think that that's pretty nifty. Neutral Evil's, but they bet. I think that's the most fitting of all of them is Neutral Evil. The all-tech Neutral, yeah. Yeah, interesting selection. How many more fucking EFATs do I have to get on before you fuckers include me in some FAT art? Um, 17 more. Sorry, I can pull that off. I'm sorry. It's not... Just remember, there's more EFAT memes of remarkable Republican than you. There's Jeff. That might not be a bad thing, though. Balance of the Jebi. That's a good one. I like that. You're supposed to. Look at all the... Look at all... There's Bilbo there. There's... There's Stinky or whatever it is from the Star Wars holiday special. There's another one. The Medea Rebellion. Oh, shit, Jar Jar. The Medea Rebellion. Diabetes got the force that you did. Oh, man. These are awesome. Yeah, man. Top-notch work. I want to see these movies. Oh, we got one more as well. Oh, my God. This is the Order of the Jebi. Alternative, perhaps. A movie star. Webop's got his form. They gave the alien an eye patch, like... And Jeb is front and center as he should be. Yes. Have we addressed that movie cinema Robert looks like a thumb, like just a giant thumb? Well, he and Mundane Matt both kind of look like thumbs. Interesting. Yeah. True. Thumb Life. Don't underwrite it. What about that Thumb Life? Hashtag Thumb Life. Oh, so this was about... R2, as he's lovingly called, said that If people have multiple interpretations of chivalry, he was like, what are they, post-modernist knights? Which was a riot to listen to. Yeah, Shad was... I think he was like me at that moment. He was like, wait, what? We were like trying to piece together. That was... that one was at a left field, then. So Gala had wishes to make himself available to Your Highness's nightly order, but being a post-modern knight, he must first present a list of concerns. Number one, will knights of non-Christian religions or knights who do not find the Holy Grail receive a consolation prize? Three, what efforts will be made to address the lopsided gender balance of this order? Will there be a quota of damsels rescued to princes rescued for knights? Will the king support environmentally-sustainable farming among his serfs? Has the crown investigated the problems of a sword-from-pond-based rulership model? And compared to multi-centralized government policy? Seven, have you convinced yourself that you're going to be able to get to multi-centralized government policy? Seven, have you convinced, considered that our knights' vows might not empower us beat the Mongols in an open battle? Oh yeah, that came up as well. Are those children or dwarves serving you food in the middle of the table? Is this the result of an outreach program for the employment of little people in your kingdom? Well, this what happens when you let the post-modernist knights in? Start again all these rules. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. I forgot movie bob memes, even though these are from a different episode. Yay! He has an odd face. He does. He really does. It doesn't help that you never see his eyes. Did we not? Oh, does he always wear shades? I haven't actually thought about that. Yeah, he's like fucking Albert Wesker. Like, you knock him off, it's just going to be like red glow. Oh, well, yeah, that poster we were just looking at. The one where you say he looks like a thumb. That's where you can see his eyes, yeah. If a mere mortal could gaze upon his face, it blind us. Yeah. He's doing it for our protection. So generous. He is a generous god. Yeah, I haven't seen Rango. So this is referencing, right? Rango's great. Yeah, I hear good things. But TLJDefed does say Rise of Skywalker shit that we're helping, they're like, wait what? Movie Bob over there? It's like this rope's confusing. Good meme. A PAFE follower at me a fight. He goes, what seems to be the problem? The daughter's a false god. That EFAP chat punched the PAFE follower. Wait, I'm sorry. Maybe I'm dumb. What is PAFE? PAFE is the Bizarro EFAP, essentially. Oh, okay. Oh my god. That's terrifying. Oh, that is terrifying. How is one of them okay? I'm scared. I've got to say, if Jay was in the, like he is in the upper right, I'd like Jay a lot more. This is a series of images representing chat kicking Jay. I'm sure they're going to be very happy to see it. His face looks weird. Look at that. Hitler Force Ghost Explained. That has got six million views. I mean, by high-rate. Why is there a Patreon symbol there as well? What was the old symbol, actually? They updated it. Hitler Force Ghost Explained. It's just so funny. From the directors of Star Trek. Shark bitch and lava head. Shark bitch and lava head. Smaller heroes just as retarded. We could all learn a thing or two from Hitler. Yeah, Hitler had some ideas. Jay is in chat reacting to the cat titties meme with confusion. I feel like he should understand it immediately. Oh gee, you'll know. I got all your brother is awesome. It's an abstract meme. 1.2 billion likes. 1.2 billion likes. Wasn't that an old pitbull tweet? Possibly, I don't know. I really know where all of this comes from. Do you remember when Shad said his nine-year-old felt like they didn't understand how this worked? When a nine-year-old is calling out your bullshit. Perfectly balanced. It's pretty crazy. 1,200 votes even. How much money are we getting out to get the Movie Bob domain? I don't know. There's not an active counter for the $1. How much is it? 500. I'm sure we can get there. Yeah, no story ever started with a glass of milk. How does Jay feel about that? There's no reason not to milk right now. If we do get the Movie Bob domain, what will we use it for, like the EFAP website redirect? I would rather just give the 500 to efap.imb as a donation instead of fucking... Yeah. That makes more sense, right? I'd be down with that. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, sure. Maybe if we raise that 1,000, we can do both. EFAPimmy and MovieBob.com? Yeah. No one man should have all that power. Toad sandwich versus Giant douche? That's it, right? Yeah. I don't know how to figure out which one is the worst. I feel like we had a couple of look at this graph memes, but I'm not going to get tired of them. That's a good use of Kylo's fucking soggy stage. I love democracy. Soggy Kylo. What is this? Jay's lips are pursed. What is happening here? Oh my god, look at you. Hey, what happened? Jay, look at yourself. Died for our sin sins. Oh, I just saw the sin sins. Bless you. Is this a real comic? I think so. Patrick moves the brown table on it, oh my god, but okay. Yes, very, very good. Very accurate. Oh, look, we even got even mole balance memes. That's just a shoot, unfortunately. Yeah, here's the original. I just found it. Oh, she just says I'm shy. She says I'm right. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I can, yeah, it's pretty much, yeah. That's a dirt. Just in the graph. That graph did hurt. Yes, it did. See the balance memes? I'm not good enough. That high res render of his face smiling. He looks like what bubble would be in prison, you know. I'm very happy to see you. This is inconscionable. I don't know how people snap this shot, but... Oh no. He's taking a stride though. Yeah, he's... He knew he needed it. He's a champ. The density of my plot protects me. I need between one and two weeks at the fastest, okay? To make this next video, alright guys? Alright? Gonna keep getting questions about it, I know it. I feel like this would be a shame to our society to change my life. I do not disagree. I just love the way his name is pressed. Ryan made the worst Star Wars movie. JJ, allow us to retweet it. He really did try it out, do him. He really did. He gave it his all. I sure as hell get that idea. You're making the plot of a previous movie. See, and I stand by... I don't know that there's any Star Wars movie that has the same plot as Rise of Skywalker's insane plot. Oh my god. Oh wait, I wanted to ask. I get this. It's the room. Was I the only person that thought that Rey looked like exceptionally more dolled up in this movie than she did in the prior movies? Wait, who? Sorry? Rey. She looked a little bit more dolled up. Her face looked a lot more bare in the two previous movies. Maybe it's just my imagination. I guess I'd have to see comparisons, but I don't remember really. I definitely noticed a lot more like glamour shots. Yes, he did. Bob. Dr. Paladin and the Medieval crew observed the movie Blob 2019. Oh my god. See the amount of F that would have got into making that creature? It was barely in the film. It was like a throwaway gag. It's just weird. It's like, alright. Maybe with Disney's budget. What's it gonna do? It doesn't have any fucking arms. It has telekinesis rags. It uses the force. Oh my god. Can someone translate this? Chase, you can do it. Konodioda just means I'm Dio. That's all. Disgusting. Or like it was me, Dio. One of the two. Skywalk is scribbled on. Sad is touted. Wait, is that a fucking paper's police reference? Yes, it's paper's police. Oh, I get it. The teeth, isn't it? This is true cinema. I told you, you can tell they wrote Skywalker on that previous meme with like a mouse. I don't know what to make of this. His face in the last panel. No! I am going to have a reference to Sammy in my next video. Frickin' Fricks. You Frickin' Fricks. He looks like Edna Mode from Incredibles. He does. I don't, so Jar Jar is attacking Claude that he counts as our wife. I don't know why. But ultimately, do we need to know why? No, we don't. Claude is very powerful. Well, you find another meme. Just take someone else's story. Think about it. It's all the JoJo fans in chat. Am I a bad person for being the most upset about Iggy at the end of part 3? You probably are. Yeah, probably am. Iggy is a dog character. Oh. Sounds nice. Strongest character in the entire show. Okay, we need some deciphering here. Is there a reference to how they don't know where Iggy is down? I just see a swastika. Well, I guess it's like he does it. He's trying to signal with directions like on a bicycle. You signal directions. But they're clearly confused as to what the directions are. And they like them. This meme again. But different words. Not having original idea. What's the original format of that meme? Yeah. We've got too many memes now. It's really hard to catalogue and understand them. Is the ketamine like horse tranquilizer? There's going to be context for this in one of the 12 hour streams. I feel my brain growing by the minute every time I see one. Again. Scratch my ass. I don't know if the Joker will win. Like what? That's an old meme. It's a realist meme. That is... who we're at. It's so deep and meaningful. Really quickly, someone did a super chat and said, ER, tell Mahler to watch Jojo. Watch Jojo. What are we going to do? Are you going to kill me? Yeah, right? Yes. Put a family picture of downward thrust. So disappointed in all of us. He explained it. He's like, this is how human look. Yes, you'd be like, yes. It looks like his mugshot. It does look like his mugshot. Looks like a Facebook executive. Did you kill those carrots? Hard to swallow pills. The message of TROS is to kill an entire family so you can take their neighbors your own. Not wrong. Oh, so you know how Kylo forgives himself with his own bad brie? I'm a good boy now. Was there a meme about the emperor shitting himself and Kylo had to do something about it? I just don't remember. Kylo, I'm shitting myself. Change your diaper. Does it hurt? Where does it hurt meme come from? It must not have been present for that. It was a Star Wars leak stream. You know, this isn't EFAP specific necessarily but it still works just fine. You're looking for the plot. Also, I love that previous Does It Hurt image that was drawn of you. That's a nice, very angular version of your avatar. I believe that's actually in the selection, the original version, so we'll get to that. We're halfway through. I'm used to do it myself. This is the worst timeline that we live in. Oh no, Jar Jar. This is his children. Oh my God. There definitely was memes about Palpatine pooping. What in the world? Shutterstock spells it. Batman, what about Themes of Methodarities? Shut up you bats. Ferreggie Tooth Shopperder. Oh my God. Is that like a Star Trek thing then? Yeah. Well, there you go. Raise a tracky. That image of her with the teeth, is that like based on something? It's a movie. It's like a vision. I don't know what to make of that one. Shutter, I need the force to get it. So I think this is some kind of strange amalgamation of when I was discussing the Digimon theme on the Isle of Man flag. I don't know what else to say. It's terrifying. Imagine that walking at you. You can't keep doing this, but which way is down? Was there a meme about how they couldn't poop because they didn't know which way was down? What's going on here? Watching, looking at EFAT memes after the fact is like deciphering glyphs. Don't really know what the conversation could have definitely been. Oh yeah, because Shad was like it wouldn't work because she actually uses the double-ended lightsaber flip function to lock an enemy lightsaber into it. Someone Shad had actually talked about. Subjectivity Slayer. Man, look at all those sponsorships. You got Shad, Foxes, CJ, Jeb, Begidius, Star Wars. Oh, they have the original Papyrus for Begidius as well. Very nice. Back Daniels there. Beams. Podcasts, you got the Tally chart as well. Begidius and Papyrus as well. I'm not sure if you already said that. That's the way it was originally spelled. That's its original form. That is the correct way to spell Begidius. The Toxic Brutes stopping masses from getting to their themes. So desperate. In Jeb we trust. I would buy the shit out of these coins. Please clap. Yeah, that's the original version, Chase. That's how she looks in the movie. I may have gone too far in a few places. I don't remember seeing that in the movie. This one she... She's getting the Wayfinder in the Palpatine's bathroom and she just turns up and has a force vision. And then she's like... Scary Bilbo Teeth. Ironically, I want a Jeb coin like that. Truth is it was all Ralo from the start. That's a good meme. We needed this for scary Bilbo Teeth content. Terrifying. That part of the fucking movie scared the shit out of me. He reacted that way to the ring. Was the see it dude originally part of the movie poster? The what dude, sorry? Underneath her face it's a see it dude. Like as a pun. Oh shit. I don't know, maybe. Well there should be a trauma after it. So... I don't know. Thinking emoji. Sith our friend, not food. But I will consume your essence. Am I shooting a ray? Or am I shooting the joke? What's the name of that fucking old clay fucking toy? Not clay toy, but he had the squishy stretch arm strong. Why do you have a stretch arm strong? I'm the long man. My arms could go as many places as I want. There's no limits. Jokers just get the fuck out of there. Taking the muffins very literally. I know we need it to find Emperor, but I haven't had breakfast. Oh my goodness. I proceed with caution to this one. Oh my god. Oh my god. If anyone dismisses this whole e-fap it's like why don't I spend eight plus hours watching her? Just take a screenshot of Bob Swallow and just us reacting to it. That's terrifying. You wouldn't want to run into Bob Swallow in a dark alley. No. Look at his tits. Ten thousand Death Star destroyers literally just the fucking ground. Like down this fucks you up completely. I thought I couldn't even remove Getty Images. They just get to them. That adds substance to the meme. Oh yeah, there's like a young Admiral Ackbar fish thing in the movie. It's like, oh hey. Yeah, I saw that. It freaked me out. Do you think it's like him being like, Ackbar is alive in spirit still? Yeah, but he's dead for reals. Who shot first? I guess it would be JJ. No, it was Ryan who shot first. Really though? I mean, false awakens. Well, I mean, if it's between the two of them, it would be JJ. But JJ wasn't responding to anything Ryan did with his first movie. He still shot first. He still shot. No, did Ryan not like shut all over JJ? I don't know. They're both crap. It's JJ shot, Ryan shot back, JJ shot again and they both missed each other. They just hit Star Wars over and over again. Yep. What is that last picture of? Is that him getting blown away by the lightning? Oh, is that actually from the movie? Lightning explosion. Looks like it. Yeah, skin was like warping off and stuff. He just kept going. I want to act very quickly. Very quickly. ER, was there ever an idea you had for a video that you thought about pulling it off that it would just be like too long and difficult to pull off or too exhausting to edit? Yeah, the one I'm doing right now. Always. Science Gate. I've been working on it for about a year. Jeez, that sounds like an incredible case of burnout. It's going to be an incredible video once it's done because he's been working on it for years. Well, why not both? Why'd you have to be so negative, Chase? Jesus. I have you memory. It's just car crash in both essentially, but characters are upset at one and not at the other. Oh my god. I'm glad Rage Comics died on a rough death. The two images are going to live on coupled in infamy. Those pictures are scary. I can't remember why this is a thing, but it is. Dammit, Hitler. He just spoke to me. I was going to say that now you talk. He's just a Hitler. I'm a spy. It's such an awkward moment in the movie. I am a spy. I'm the spy. I'm the spy. He just turns around so earnestly and says it. I'm a spy. It's like, oh. After that scene, he was like nailed it. Yeah. You never would have thought that we'd be getting to fundamentals like this. Like, oh, so stupid. They don't even know which way is up. You'd be like, that's dumb. Like, no, no. No, no. Question, actually. The Jedi mind trick that they use, and it's like, oh, thank goodness you're here. Do they utilize that often? Not often enough, but pretty often. It was pretty fun. I thought the most consistent character was going to be like an inanimate object, like that door over there. What's his name? My family name is Revolving, but I took my husband's name after I married him. He was called John, is that Buck? Buck? Bruce, though some people make fun of me for being called Backdoor? Backdoor. I rather like it, and ever since John died when he was blown up with the first Death Star, it's all about the character's inanimate object. I love you, but make your meme higher than 200 pixels. This might not have been the fault. Maybe this is something. They might have sent a family name is Revolving, but I took my husband's name after I married him. He was called John Back, though some people make fun of me for being called Backdoor. I rather like it, and ever since John died when he was blown up with the first Death Star, it's all I have left to remind me of him. Oh. I don't know what to say, but spooky images, cursed images. Oh, God. I am a Skywalker. This is a Pikachu one. Like, I'm healing. This is a bad day. It worked out pretty well. It's a Force Band-Aid. That was one of my favorite parts. It said it's going to be in the video, but I was explaining the, like, everything wrong with healing. And then, like, he's reaching toward the end of his rant. He's like, when Kylo uses it, he just dies. It's so funny. He just dies. You didn't talk. Look. Can we talk about this? I mean, this works for this stream, too. The whole, like, irredeemable person becoming a good person gets into whatever. I don't know. I like it regardless. Oh, here we go. This is more reference to the Shad one. Yeah. Healing time. Ray finds it pretty easy. Kylo, though, straight up dies. Nobody expects the Knights of Ren. That must have been so frustrating for J.D. to have watched this. He didn't do anything with them, and Ryan was like, what are you doing in? But you went to counter-fight. Didn't have time. Sold like weapons. Shad really didn't like the force healing. Naturally. See, even more balance memes. This is what I love. I think you posted this one before. I just didn't show it on screen yet. No, it's close to one that I posted. Number one. Do I actually have it? Did I actually save it to my meme folder? Because it was funny. I like how it's so feathered that Hitler's head is mostly gone. Shitty video essay-tisms. There you go, Rags. Essentially canon. Duel. It's always character. Duel is a new character in the system. Rise of Uchi. Duel is a neutral character. We like to help anyone get from one room to another. I like Duel. Door. Door is great. Imagine your third movie being the worst in your trilogy. This being made by the revenge of the Sith gang. More Duel memes. The Sith gang. Door watching the twinsons. Door goes on an epic journey. Oh, man. You're going to see close. We're going to spin off the comic of a door. I'm door. Door Skywalker. The comparisons are getting so close. Staunt of Midge. Oh my gosh. That's a... Oh, wow. There's so many of them in the same picture memes. It's a good format. You're going to put these in a whole section. The fucking... Yeah. The fact that that one was like shittily cobbled together makes it so much better. Yeah. It's just like layered teeth, the top teeth. Hashtag missed opportunities. Flexing. Faced Claude. I just want to see, I want to see literally anyone holding a fucking lightsaber and flexing at the same time. You're a little mclunky thing. That's so weird. Like Rito just says mclunky in the streamable available version of Episode 4 now. Apparently that's a Lucas change. I don't know. Okay. Says mclunky before Han shoots him. I don't know what to say. So this is terrifying. Oh my god, that is fucking terrifying. He's a Christmas horrifying gremlin. Oh. Yeah, that makes sense. I'm coming to give you your presents now. Like, no. Look how his veins are in the bag. Yeah. It's not creepy. The bag just watered with him. No, I don't want your presents. And see, you want to clean your eyes. You want to bleach them from that. So you see this, and you're like, oh. Oh. But that's just a picture of a movie, Bob. Again, you know. It's, we can improve it with this. What does the Emperor mean? You need to play Fortnite to know. What does the Emperor mean? What? What? So I just love the memes, whether they're competing to make the worst Star Wars films. Like, mine's worst. Oh, why is? Some of there's no picture of either of them that doesn't have like a shit-eating media grin. Gotta keep that smile up. Emperor Palpatine, how are you life? Fortnite is a pathway to many abilities that some consider undatual. I feel like we understand entirely what this image is. Yes. I don't know. Is this a reference to the Wyrm Snake thing? I don't know. I'm not even sure where I got this from. I don't really know what that is. Alright. You know, I'm pretty sure this is an anime reference of some kind. What? I should know that one. Unlimited Final Solution. Yep. Thought so. Freakin' nerds. I haven't even seen it, I just know that. They massacrated my sheave. Massacrated? Massacrated. Can I get a 7 in chat if we should all do a stream where we just show mall or popular anime? They're all gonna do it because they all like anime. I just want to influence them. I just want to see the number of pop-up that I have to have. They're emotions because that's probably not going to happen and now they're all... That's actually not a bad meme. 12 hour streaming, 11 barriers blocking, 10's dons are smiling, 9 sword-like weapons, 8 rhinos milking, 7 masses mingling, 6 memes are sharing, 5 votes for Jeb. 4 long men bad, 3 n-words, 2 hello's to rags, and a J that was kicked from the stream. Aw. That was beautiful. That was very nice. Ready for Christmas. Big damages of JJ Abrams writing The Rise of Skywalker. Had such a good idea, just gotta write this down. He's like, that's pretty good. He's like, that's pretty good. He's like, that's pretty good. A nice and natural meme. Executifab566 It went without a hitch. They're mainstreaming now. Oh, because of the view count. What is it to be mainstream on a live count? What do you reckon, guys? What count do you have to crack in order to become viable by Disney? That's what it means to be mainstream now. I don't know, we gotta negotiate on our price. 200,000. Among our demands are movibob.com Yeah. I think this is us being like, she's like chillin' out of the Jedi, like get up and do something. Like hmm. Mace Windu. Yeah, that's probably Mace Windu. Yeah, you're right. Can we show this already? It's in my selection. We colonize Mars with wellies. This is all the Republican one. Mother's family stick. Why are you naked? I think the joke was all you need on Mars. I think Jay said you're stealing wellies. He was like, I don't know what wellies are. He didn't know that. The HMS Luke. The HMS Luke. Can I just say, seeing wolf and booties is like the most wholesome thing ever. Yeah. It's the cutest shit. Good rap. Yeah. It's how I survived the Death Star. Real shit, EFAP. Real shit. Disney police breaking into EFAP. Give him a few years, maybe one day. That's how it'll go. They'll have to wear Disney brand helmets. This guy will start to execute EFAP 66. It just lined up that way. What can I say? Complete coincidence. Quinkal dinkal. You don't have to do anything. I like this meme. He's a family of three, more like a family of me. Wolf probably. I guess I'm sleeping. ER is hiding under my bed. Rags is in his own bed too. I guess there's some spooky noises. I'm sorry, EFAP. I'm so hungry. Why are you so muscular as well? Why are you so muscular as well? I said you look super muscular. I said you look super muscular. You got fucking buff. And it almost looks like you're flipping him off too. And it almost looks like you're flipping him off too. And it almost looks like you're flipping him off too. There's a bright candle. We're in Friggy Slippers. We're in Friggy Slippers. Rags is just your problem. Rags wouldn't need a leash. Yeah. Friggy and baby drunk Yoda. I don't know what to make of this. Wow. Are those eyelashes? Oh my goodness. Get it off screen please. As usual, whatever we want. Something to clear our eyes. Movie Bob comes back up. As the great mighty poo. Naturally. Is that reference smaller? I do. Conkers. Yeah, that's a good game. There you go. There's the original version. I like that a lot. Good shit. So sharp. There's another one that I have apparently lost. I'm now going to find. I was showing rags at earlier. Ooh. I really like that one. The skeleton neck. I know how to find it because it'll be in our conversation I think. Maybe. Yes it is. Boop. I just have the great mighty poo song stuck in my head. I am. I really like this one. This one is good. What the hell? That's actually good. What the hell? You're upset. I was just taking it back. I believe this is. The guy looking over at you cautiously. I was going to say like. Other characters here. The objectivity. Just steaming around him. I think it killed me watching the movie. I'm assuming rags went to sleep instead of. Watching it, which is a natural. Choice to make. I just like these other. Characters in the background faces. You got like guys he was unimpressed guys thinking about the movie. Guys terrified of me. Possibly twice. He looks like a drawing from one of those scary stories. To tell him the dark books. I think that's. Yeah. But yeah, that's. The meme selection I have available today. Well, someone drew. Someone actually sent me this during the stream. Let me. Post it. It was. They put it on. It was on. So I think it was a thing it's. Titan Kerberos. Opening and. And a little links look at you Pretty nifty chat there J J long long Hey everybody we're talking about Star Wars Have a good time. Mm-hmm. That movie's great. We love it. I'm so glad we could bounce right from Joker to this I know right just to Perfectly balance really good really terrible as all things should be So we're about to hit the six-hour mark Which means we can now spend the other half of the stream both reading out superchats and catching up on old ones if we managed to get that far How's everyone feel already do that? I want to ask if we can briefly play this it's only a minute 30 and it relates to Star Wars including the game Is it copyrighted? No, not at all. Do you want to okay? Yeah Link the watch together as well. I exited from the watch together. Oh, if you oh, right, okay This is just my personality I just show people only plays videos and highlights Quirky. All right. Yeah, just yeah, if everyone wants to give themselves the old jump in Watch this tis me video. I never left That's not letting me it's bringing me to A room's list. I don't actually have your Is doing well I need I need a link to your watch together Um, is this just come this just pops up as my rooms In the rooms that I've been in but Like rooms that are made not Because I know it's the same link again, it's just that's what I get when I'm It's like copy this to invite people Just copy the from the bar up top URL thingy Yeah, there's bar That's not working either Try to make a new room make a new one. Yeah um Yeah, because it's like it starts to load but then it swaps me back to my rooms page with my account Well, yeah, I guess you might have to make another one and send me a link. That is a new room now I feel bad me going to do all this. Yeah, thanks a lot, dude. It's a stupid video. I know it's all my fault Probably not even gonna be that stream It better be better be amazing. I'm sure it will be. I'm sure it'll be great Attica, Attica, Attica, Attica. No, it looks like they're on the second movie too. Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is Yeah, but that didn't come out. Yeah, Avenger of the Sith came out in 2004 I live for Avenger of the Sith But how do you think it was planned? Ah Is George Lucas a fucking genius? I want to put Anakin in the second movie. He is a genius I like your impression of George Lucas. That's what he sounds like George put down the jar jar figure. I want some apple too. I want to put my jar jar in the bathtub George put the jar you do it better I don't know why I tried I want to play with jar jar No, no, George put jar jar down come outside and write some more star wars And the jar jar soon to come back. I want jar jar to kill Han Solo Put down the jar jar George I'm putting it in the script if you make me do that putting a little gun in jar jar's little hand Is this frozen? No, are you sure? It's just them waiting on a loading screen. I think it froze It's a hit. No, it's okay. No, it's okay Jar jar, please save us It's a jar jar Duncan's no liking outside Still gonna be fucking capable about copyright, but yeah I mean listening to George Lucas impression say jar jar is the funniest fuck I Never saw well with it Mildly worth That's like something like George stop He's like a humble servant Oh, what a character look up only plays only plays George stop if for the people who are asking for the link George stop Alrighty, I guess that slings us right on over to the super chat section Yeah, and so the way it works right now is I've got all of the ones that me and ranks have missed from I think there's a portion of one some from the previous episode And then there's a portion of ones that I've split for The ones meant for wolf and the ones meant for well generally if have questions or whatever so Like I said, they're all getting soiled out I'll have more information probably than the next episode about the specifics because obviously it's december At the end of december, so everybody's just busy doing all kind kinds of things. It's hard to set all up, but Um, I've got them all they've not lost to time. My plan today is going to be to read through this episodes ones If we get to finish them, which I think we can pull off I will then go into our our over our overflow and we will continue So, um, yeah, hope everyone's excited I am I'm excited for this Boy, how do you mean to why would why would someone said stream is down due to copyright issues? Why would you say that you freaking me out? Is that true? Don't do that to me Making me check Back that everyone out as chat seems to be fine means that we're probably okay Boogie Yeah, okay. It seems to be fine. All right Why would you scare me like that? Well, what's what's what's the what's the meme, huh? Why do you hate fun? Yeah Fun is a concept invented by the jedi A little a little animation Okay, you know you old sponge Yoda you old sponge And uh, what he says the I don't even know how to spell it about dad that he goes Um, all right. All right, here we go Oh and for people who like you you missed whatever particular meme, uh Try The try the subreddit the twitter and the discord. I can't promise to catch them all I I do what I can I actually I was 10 ranks by this. I had a big collection of them ready to go Uh, and plus a couple of extra ones here and there and I lost the extra ones because they were in tabs because my computer Restarted against my will that I think that's a form of harassment when you guys agree I can probably see Yeah, so, uh, I lost a few that um, I'm not even 100% sure of how to recover which ones I may have lost So I will do what I can To keep track of all of the ones and uh, we will get there. Anyway here goes. Um Here's to a great stream. Love you guys. Thank you very much. All right. Thank you What's up great? Yeah, it's not even over the greatness is yet to come complete Oh Uh, what's up massives? Um, we're streaming streaming about Dolls and yeah having a good time my ewok Hey, look how the fab basis gonna have to have to choose between what's up my Edward like like goodbye all the way I was hello where was the the ewok is gonna have to take over it now? I don't know Um as effort coded language. Hmm We are subtle bigotry you see This one just says hello. So hello back. Yeah Hey, hi, mary late christmas Thank you very much mary late christmas to all and to all a happy year to come Right. That's how that works I think yeah, I think so based on how many depictions of moeller have tentacles and tentacle light Appendages. I'm convinced moeller is an eldritch horror. Please discuss Um, well, let's ask him if the baller. Are you an eldritch horror? Well, uh, define eldritch horror You know, uh, do you identify as an eldritch horror? I need to understand the definition of eldritch horror. Does it mean I have tentacles? If so, I guess what what can I say? I mean you play blood warms Eldritch Weird and sinister or ghostly Okay. Yeah, so one of those a horror that is that Yeah, okay. I I agree to all three of those Damn you massives. I'm with my family visiting grandmother right now. Can't listen to this right now. That's all right It will appear on the moeller channel eventually You can give it a little check you out. Look all the e-faps. It'll be with the rest Um, mara jade died for this Yeah, all of the e you died so that we can have those sequel movies. You're so with it. Yeah Han Solo died for this And luke and leah died for this and leah and Uh, I was ideally said chewy and I was like no no he resurrected. It's fine um Howdy rags Hey Oh my god, I was just made aware of some merchandise from movie bob that is Needless to say horrific. I think I will collect some more memes while I'm going through these and then we'll have a little bit of a meme A meme break if you will A meme missance Has anyone mentioned how stupid it is that palpatine kept the wayfinders out there instead of taking them back You know the only ways to get to the sith home world Absolutely. Yeah, I think we mentioned that. No, we mentioned that in our um, I think our 66 stream It was brought up. Why didn't he have people go get those things so that no one could come to xagall? Unless he wanted them to come to xagall. It's not even there's no explanation because you know what was really bad You have this universe Essentially under the thumb of this empire Okay, and one of the greatest weapons ever crash landed on some of these different planets Let's just assume must be generous just a couple different plans and it yeah, it makes sense that it's crashed fine Whatever So wouldn't a lot of people be like man, we should plunder the shit out of the uh, The fall and death star we should go in there and then you go up to the empress room And you're like, oh my god, let's have a look around So there's some stuff here we can take and then this door opens and you're like, whoa This you go inside and you find this weird Black triangle thing and you're like, what is this? And you plug it into your computer and you go. Oh my god It's taking me to x again like Someone could easily accidentally just find it when all their goal was was to just have a look around some ruins Well, no, they wouldn't be able to get through the tism cancer space cancer field No, the way find to put some through it, don't know Oh, it does. Um All right. Well, maybe Palpatine's plan all along Was to have our heroes discover them on exegol So that he could defeat them there Because he's known for traps. So exegol was like a trap In a way that I can't elaborate on but it was a trap of a kind I just like to think that he always assumed kyla would be the one to find it for some reason And then he uh, he like sees someone come and he's like, oh, who is it? And it's just like some some guy like really average looking dude. Who's just like, oh We can just force blinding him out of the air Oh, yeah, it wouldn't be a problem for palpatine. I just don't know why he's letting that be the case Why not just go get him and then you could specifically hand it to kylo I mean kylo was there on exegol. So I guess his plan panned out like it should have lucky I guess the context we're missing is palpatine got in his head and he was like go to boost afar By by the Then you find out that the reason he left them out there was in case he one day wanted to get people to come to exegol But at that point you should be like, why not? There's lots of why not That I need to ask. I don't see how a star destroyer gets through the space cancer. I really don't That thing gets fucked up by the space cancer every time. There's no way Way Why and why don't you just hyperspace into the past it or can you or I guess you can anymore they change that How do the big old ships get through there? Exactly. It's just not gonna happen And if they say well, you could just hyperspace around the Base cad start to be like, oh fuck off What the hell is the point of all of it? It hurts, uh, all of the brain really dumb Uh, what would you do for a colondack bar? Can't buy it I can't buy it. Oh, I'd ask politely Yeah, I wouldn't there's not many things I would do because I don't really care about them That's just you know, I know the meme, but I just I'm sorry What would you do? Bull him fat jumbo. Also. I love how disney basically stole a ton from the eu after deleting it Yeah, just bad photocopies Uh, a lot of it a lot of the ideas Um when I watched episode nine my theater was full and most of them collapsed when the credits started the big tism is spreading too much well Hopefully they all had fun Hopefully, yeah, that's what's important is that I had fun. You wouldn't want to have not not have fun Oh, why do people love the witcher show so much at best it's mediocre What's one thing on our list we got to see moller Well, see my I mean if you want to watch it like with me or whatever I'm up for that, but I don't really care about it at all. I have no investment in witcher, but I'll watch it out of curiosity. I suppose But I'm kind of in that position. I know that people want us to talk about it a bit, I guess Um, but I've heard mixed things. I have heard that it's okay I don't think I've heard anyone describe it as terrible. So there's that Yeah Hi, nazi senpai That must be a reference thing you are must be first. Yeah, uh, may I save you a glass of bleach? Oh, yes, pauline, please tlj was worse than truss, but less contrived I think I can agree with that. I think This is the discussion of the decade is which is maybe was worse The amount of luck in the script of the rise of skywalker challenges that of like any other mainstream movie That's very luck-based. I don't know that the force awakens used to be probably the title holder of like the most luck-based script But after the rise of skywalker like whoof So many things just work out the way that they do spider lords And then they do it to themselves in the thing as well like damn you bumped into a um a Planet celebrating the thing once every 42 years. How are lucky? But again, I know it's a reference, but that doesn't make it not ridiculous It all happens in the movie and then the other one is the whole like hold over over. What in a million? It's like Lucky And these are two Why it's one in a million, you know If you it's just You know what that's so funny to think about. Do you remember that clip we showed with um The guy saying like yeah, it makes sense in law that it can totally work out that way Did jj asked that same guy if it's possible. Why did he say it was possible? He goes well, you see you already got half of my statement. I said, yes, it's possible But extremely unlikely like what in a million and jj's like, oh Okay Because one of for me I'd just be like, how do you fuck it up? Like how doesn't it work? Yeah, it actually seems really simple and he just made that's what I mean He took something of ryan's and people see that as a retcon, right? I don't I don't disagree with that All I'm highlighting is like it's been made worse instead of improved because now it's like It's something that she at least for that film. I guess it improves it for other films To a degree the fact that it's an impossibly hard move to do or whatever, but I don't know We're so stupid Is it It is the dome wasn't it a one out of one shot? That's what we all thought it was Apparently not. Yeah, because it looks like you just hyperspace ram something that kind of seems really hard to fuck up First off high rags Hello Secondly if they make more star wars movies after this abortion, they should be prequels hopefully about darth bane um So whenever someone says I want them to do this next I'd be like you do get that they destroy everything they touch, right? I would have thought you'd want to stay away from things you like I don't want them anywhere near star wars Yeah, it's like what's the next star was movie they should make you just go. Hmm. No just don't You had you you had four or five six chances. Yeah, you know and the best you came out with was like a movie that was like Um E-fap more like e-crap jk. I love this podcast to death. Please don't ban Oh, got him. He asked not to be banned. So I guess I won't but next, you know making jokes like that dangerous dangerous To my favorite long man and also high wags Hello Uh hour zero. All right. Yeah makes sense. Um Four billion dollars star wars plus 1.5 billion budgets plus 500 million ads at least equals six billion dollars box office around five billion It sure is a good thing merch sales haven't fallen off a cliff I guess that's in reference to how much like They've probably made Uh profit off of star wars as of this point, but they could have made so much more is all I would probably have to say So much more if people gave more of a shit gave a shit Uh, why do people like star wars? It is objectively a bad film franchise with only three good movies out of 12 one through nine solo rogue one and clone wars animated um People are clinging onto the ot forever. That's how powerfully good those films were in terms of like where they came out The cultural significance. Yes your quality and you see this with to lesser degrees with other stuff Like terminator and predator and alien all have the same thing going on It's like why do people still like these films? They're so crap. It's like well because the originals were so fucking good And those are all dead basically Yep, so everything keeps dying Jurassic park just keeps on going then again that's still That's the interesting thing between all these examples. Some of them make loads of money Some of them put like any fucking money. Some of them are like 50 50 It's um It's a whole selection different because like I know the guy who made uh dark fate Was like didn't get why that film flopped. It's just like And as much as you can highlight Like oh, well, you fucked up the franchise. It's like, yeah, but you know tlj made buddy Well Perhaps it's a little more complicated than all of that Uh, why still talking about christmas new years is coming out very true 2020 is coming out Thanks, er for the washman review. It's the only good thing to come out of that garbage show You're welcome Please discuss the similarities between austin powers dr. Evil and the reincarnated emperor palpatine both clones both make silly demands, etc um Dr. Evil is a clone. Do you mean well he has a clone made Being mini me, but um he himself is not a clone, right? I guess it's um Depending on whether or not you think the the emperor in the death star in episode six was uh a clone or not Which is I guess to be interpreted at this point Um, what's your take? So what's so crazy is Well, I guess he would have to be a clone Right Because he wouldn't be able to survive the explosion I would hope so But what if he did because he put himself in a sith force bubble See, that's what I was originally thinking But now that the clone stuff's being brought in That makes infinitely more sense And they really retarded kind of way Yeah, because it it still fucks up attics like even kill the real one you idiot. He's like, oh Then just what was the emperor doing this whole time and then why does his clone body local tizmy or is it the That is his original body and has been since the beginning But then again, he was growing snokes to be all fucking fucked up I feel like the only reason that's there is because uh, jay, you just didn't want to leave snoke being not explained at all He was like he was a clone. There we go I figured that's the only reason for it because like I lost interest in knowing what snoke was even up But if there was no reference to snoke whatsoever and rise of skywalker, I probably wouldn't have given a shit I just we would I would have been like so what was snoke? I guess we'll never find out. Okay, but I guess Ryan That was in ryan's ballpark and he just didn't do anything with it But instead we've got he was a clone made by palpatine. He's like, um All right, how about that and that leaves the door open for ah, so he can make clones Did he make a clone of himself and put it in the death star? It's like I think he deliberately avoid did try to explain any of that But the comparisons to dr. Evil affair in terms of the um, you know the writing like most powers trying to make jokes while this film is trying to be serious and Yet they turn out similar. I don't know God this movie is trying to be serious. That's depressing. Um, hi rags Hello, here's the money. What's your premium snap? Cheers My premium snap is in premium snapchat. I don't know I don't know what a premium snapchat is. I'm sorry. I'm assuming you don't have snapchat The joke I don't have like you have a there's a lot of like lewd models that will like have you pay extra money to like Access the premium snapchat where they like send nudes essentially. So the meme is that you're you're a whore. All right Oh, well well I don't have a premium snapchat. So If you're looking for me to send you nudes um Oh, I guess I should use this to say that if there is anyone out there claiming to be My snapchat It's not actually me. Sorry. There you go I'm sorry Uh, looking forward to your rage on TROS and f for anakin getting his lightsaber buried in his sworn enemy sand. Yep Uh And yes, the video is being created as we Well, not necessarily as we speak right now, but other times you will be speaking is a good chance. I will be working on it That's yeah, how's that for crazy? You know Oh, well, yeah, when is the weeb e-fap? No Me and rags will have to watch like an anime just to have a weeb e-fap You must have me included Just avatar guide you What is the Chris Tuckman e-fap? What what why? I'm waiting for that. Well, we did the we looked at his short film We did that Did you did you see his short film? Oh Wait, wait the one the one I showed you Uh, the it was called notes from melanie is what i'm talking about Oh, no, not because we uh, we did a video on that Yeah, I saw that one It was it was interesting Say the least looking forward to his other endeavors um, but yeah Chris Tuckman e-fap. I don't know we would have to what video of his could we even cover? Well, I did shoot you that other short film he did when he was He was when he was so obviously emulating ryan gosseling and drive Oh, yeah, yeah, um I don't think of like But what like like review stuff rather than one of those sorts of uh Is Self-made sort of because like this we might we could do that for like an e-fap mini sometime That's a terrible idea. You know what sucks is uh, it's been like Along like two three weeks now since we recorded the uh a wrinkle in time with with j longbow And that's still not going to be out for like three months probably Oh The doom E-fap though has been clean for two weeks now It passed that so i'm going to try and put that out soon possibly in january And we'll have to see if we can make it finally through copyright permanently And if that one does then fellowship can come out soon after rags finally the fellowship of the ring e-fap Yay, finally I'll say to wolf like it's been so long since i've seen that one now that I could watch it again And it would be fresh like even though I've watched it before and I edited it Like it's just like that's how fucking long it's taken to get it done We're in a weird world say the least uh get j on I want to see him kicked. Oh my um I agree I agree This one says e-r speak the fuck up you weave love you all We watch avatar And I'm going to eventually Thoughts that's the one with that chick, right? Yes. I know The the chick kora. She's very intelligent and powerful Oh, that's what I need because uh now that there's going to be no more ray. I need to have kora take her place. Absolutely correct um if you uh Require an escape launch of some kind jay longwood you like to talk about your channel for a little bit before you have to head out Oh, yeah, um Yeah, my channel is jay longbow. You know I do reviews and Like I said before right now. I'm doing Fat woman reactions. I just got done with one for the crisis on infinite earth Uh Fuck oh god. It's so fucking I miss that one already on infinite earth. Um Um Mash up or whatever the fuck you want to call it But it's on hiatus. So I'm like doing reactions for other stuff movies and stuff. I have a Christmas movie reaction. I'm coming out with and I'm still doing that fin Uh, like how disney star wars fucked up fin. I'm still doing a video on that working on that soon uh And just expect a lot of stuff for me. Like I said reviews and reactions stuff other stuff about movies such All right. Well, yeah, there's there's plenty of uh things to choose from go and check it out. It's uh Channel has been linked in the in the chat and it's in the description. Thank you very much for hanging out with us I hope you had some fun Yes And always the delight. Yes. I will miss you. Yep Goodbye, mighty walk Bye guys Bye everybody. Bye. Bye Um Thoughts of dash bullshit being a hot black woman I well I Conquer I enjoy. Mm-hmm the hot black rendition of Dats bullshit Uh, I think he makes a fine beautiful. I don't know if he knows about this, but yeah, I'm happy about it Yeah, absolutely Uh Knives out Was quite good. It was in many ways the opposite of tlj That being said it's disheartening to know that a filmmaker you admire would deem you a scumbag for divergent ideological views Yeah, well, that's hollywood for you. And we are going to check out knives out. I I don't know how long it'll be before it's available, but we intend to check it out with critical drinker. It's going to be fun It's honestly what you're saying. That's hollywood. It's like that with voice actors, too Like as as a voice actor I try to like follow big influential like voice actor people and all of them are just like fucking drump And I'm just like, okay All of them just have like the exact identical like political stances and I'm just like Kind of want to hear your inspiration, but that's okay I'm sure you could really flesh out that opinion. I'm sure that you have right. Yeah Minefura j longbone and chase this will be great. Wow, it didn't include er in that they were referencing weekend warrior, obviously That's pretty sad Greeting massives cowboy bebop is best. That is all also high. Jeb Z nickels Jeb Z nickels Cowboy bebop is good, but I would say monster is better. What's the best one base? What is the best best anime ever? Yeah If well, there are wrong trolling me wants to the trolling me wants to say no game no life the pretty good anime overall, but I Don't know. I'm gonna have to pass it over to He's already answered I believe we're asking you chase No, you can't know until you've answered Oh, okay Ah best anime. Mm. Yeah, I'm just gonna go with monster All right, it's not a bad choice to be honest monster versus steins gate then Steins gate is good, but it takes like fucking eight episodes to get to the real hook. So it's like it is good, but it just Fucking for the longest time. I refer there's a character in that it's like a really bulky Guy with with glasses and like hat hair and longest time. I would refer to him as spaz kid like the the hentai artist Yeah, so I always think about that Who's the best? Who's the best hentai artist? No wrong answers Norasuko is up there Norasuko Norasuko and orasuk. Oh, I just really like their style Uh dives is pretty good. D. I. I. V. E. S. I'm at a gendered if you didn't piece that together yet We've got a kori in the house in the chat. It's very good. It's very good Very timely. Oh, yeah, fully cooly fully cooly is fucking amazing anime Six episodes. Good time. Great animation. Great soundtrack There you go. There's your weeb talk Jesus. Yeah, fuck out of here. I don't want to see you in this place again I plan on doing a long man video for tros fun tisms Good for user Good luck with the long long flisms Uh long flisms Waifu is an eastern martial art in my opinion All right waifu Waifu wasn't he a character in crankpoo panda? I'm pretty sure. Yeah Catching up start my rewatch of episode 50 now Oh Well, see you soon enough. I suppose if you get through the um additional There's a 67 six 17 episodes It's lunch. You got some catching up to do anime man bad. Enjoy it though. We are long men not anime fags. Mm-hmm What do you think mohler doth mohler versus ryan gone john and jj bram kanobi the battle of ages Um, that means I kill ryan and then jj kills me I don't like this. We have to change it. We have to remaster it Make it better make it stronger What are your most surprisingly good and most disappointing movies of 2019? Minor joker probably best the movie of the year and it chapter two That actually could be mine exactly as well joker surprised me in terms of how good it was and it chapter two disappointed me in in terms of how poor it was Rise of skywalker was almost like one for one for the leaks. So it wasn't exactly disappointing, you know It wasn't disappointing unless you weigh it against the potential of what it could have been But that's all under the foundation of the last two episodes and all of disney's shenanigans that they've done This don't think it was gonna work. Just don't think it was gonna work Build any other suggestions folks movies that disappoint you this year or surprised you in a good way Uh movies that disappointed me. I didn't I guess disappoint me. Is captain marvel this year Yes, actually this kind of crazy to think because it feels like a fucking life Captain marvel was this year captain marvel was fucking awful Which is worth rise of skywalker or captain marvel The top questions they both so damaged like script wise. Oh my goodness well, um I'm gonna go with captain marvel was worse That might be purely subjective though without really giving it some thought but I would have to consult the elders I don't know. Maybe that's pole-worthy Yeah, we could try a pole because I legit just Do not know Because um, you know, people might be like, how is this a hard question? It's like well Uh, it fails at everything captain marvel like destroys marvel's will building Of what you know, there was um The characters are terrible It doesn't necessarily it ruins Fury to a degree But then the protagonist is awful like this and then the plot is really stupid So it's it's a tough one That's a tough to them worth a uh Oh, they're both terrible, but this is like this in last Jedi. They're both just so garbage in their own Kind of way. Yeah, hopefully don't end up with a draw again That's the last crazy If I've chat you're supposed to tell us how to think okay, my god. Yep It's up to you All right spamming the pole now Spamming pole now Pole spanned Stand by for penetration I'm gonna check it after we read the next one. I guess um Yeah, let's do it I will combat both weekend of the attractive brunette on their opinions on jojo if need be part one four and seven Equality the rest is either meh or garbage Because you were saying one someone was saying one is wasn't that good chase it have to field that because I have no fucking clue Say it again um Parts one four and seven of jojo equality the rest are meh or garbage Uh kill yourself part two Part two is really really really good because things are fucking happening constantly in the entire part too Yeah, sure We are talking about jojo, right? I kind of zoned out Yeah, yeah, we're talking about jojo always. I'm only up to part four But part one is like obligatory like okay. You gotta set the stage and see what's going on There were a couple cool moments woman Woman's begging a vampire king named do like please don't kill my baby and he's like i'm not gonna kill your baby He turns into a vampire and she just fucking like rips her baby apart with her teeth and i'm like it's kind of fucked up So that was impressive Part two is all really exciting and funny and energetic and lots of cool fights and interesting like twists Part three is uh 48 episodes long and uh involves a lot of uh, I guess you could call it filler Just sort of dumb fights with very little payoff And then i've started part four and I like it significantly more It's just more interesting, but there's no bad part of jojo. Just uh lesser parts in my opinion so Yeah, uh, you should still kill yourself though in minecraft ash In minecraft Um, this is the line integral of diabeto is undefined Correct that must be like the math wave saying he fat I think so Because he he do be fat Do be do be do my mom said to your ass feels like star wars and i'm just too nitpicky I give up turn off brain and shut up. I guess Yeah, it feels like star wars. What does it mean to feel like star wars anyway? The music um light sabers The music the light sabers. Yeah, that's definitely a part of it Undeniably that is an element. It's just the visual. Oh, I recognize that thing That's star wars that music is star wars Who'd you big fan of new godzilla film knew it was great? Now kids will stop bullying me at school. It hits a lot since i'm 11. Thank you more. Are you my hero? That was cute We didn't like the new godzilla if you're 11 Yeah, it was it was actually right properly terrible But thank you Yeah, but thanks, but yeah the godzilla movie was it was pretty bad Happy new year you beautiful massives. Happy new year Happy new year. This just says i'm wet Oh well Consider me impressed Um, oh, this is kind of irrelevant to what chase asked earlier Question for er your videos are very well edited with subtle scenes from various series and movies Do you have some amazing memory or do you work really hard to find them all both? Uh It's a mixture of both really I don't have a really great memory for anything, but I guess I do in this very specific kind of way When it comes to memes your god is always saying I'm a meme god meme god Yeah, that's honestly always really impressive to me because you'll just see someone like That there'll be like uh fucking i forget his name, but there's a youtube that does a lot of rust content It's like the biggest betrayal or whatever and it's just really snappily edited and there's always a lot of really great. Um There'll be like a just a random scene from a movie of someone being like you lied to me or something like that And they'll just paste it in where it fits within the context of the video and i'm like How the fuck do you remember? Like you just have all these clips sitting around of just random sort of like reaction clips that you can paste into things and It must be incredibly Just fatiguing to have to keep track of all that is like a big compendium and uh recall it on the fly for uh video editing It must be very very tiring to edit together That's where the skill comes in and the insane memory Or memory as one might say Or maybe they just randomly sort of think of a clip in particular and try to see how they could put it in Maybe yeah, i'm i'm curious like what the process is. It's more the process that intrigues me the name Um ER the only non-nazi here the rest talk to the rest talks to ER I don't know what that means. Thanks you all nazis. All right Think about it What's this ER on my alt-right communist podcast? Yeah, i know It's confusing as to where it exactly lands, but Rags mando is shit from episode one Incorrect I agree with the correction from rags Yeah, that is uh, that is not true. The show is not crap from episode one. In fact, we were excited for its potential ghost in a shell and Back I know are both great and extremely normally friendly and bastard is just pure gold 90s goodness. Watch them. You'll like them I've watched very few anime's but ghost in the shell is among them and I really really liked it. Yeah Standalone complex might be among my favorites. I've ever seen ER were you trying to say something? I think you and uh rags kind of blended Just looking at bastard. I never heard of it Yeah me either actually looking at bastard. You're both bastards Yeah Ghost in the shell is really good. I remember when I was a kid. I watched it and I was like It's just fucking it was like the show I'd put on to fall asleep to Now that I'm an adult and I can like appreciate a lot of the more gray areas. I'm like this is really fucking It's really good It does bear repeating though. Definitely check out monster if you're okay with watching like Uh a 74 episode long anime with very little filler. It's extremely tense Has a really cool blend of like anime and realism. It takes place in europe I actually show it to my friend who lives in germany and he was really really impressed with all the little details of how Accurate it is to like how germany actually is and the culture and Food and all the other stuff. So it's like it's really really well done. I hear that guy's done a lot of other great work too Also serial experiments lane is like a good if you're like a very angsty mood Uh kind of show it's very like Yeah, just just really moody like even just the op itself. It's like maximum angst Very nostalgic I don't really get into that one Yeah, it does what it does really well and the art style is extremely distinct Serial experiments lane la in Next question At the very least watch psychopaths I love how if we had There you go Pulling weaves and then the chat like the I don't know what the chaos of discussing a debate anime is like it's probably pretty intense Lane is super slow someone commented that that's very true So Yeah, the psychopaths is good until like that's spoiling anything until like the main antagonist is out of the picture He's like the most compelling part of the entire show because it's like It's kind of isn't there a movie where it's like they can go back in time And incarcerate murderers and criminals before they have the chance to do the crime and then that brings up the ethical question Of like whether it's minority report. Yeah minority report. I just couldn't remember the name But it's kind of like that where it's like there's this fucking gun That called the enforcer That can murder people the fucking I'm sure everyone already knows about psychopaths, but I have no idea about psychopaths It's like you aim this gun called the enforcer at a bad guy And they can be uh, it'll like just terminate them based on like the sort of probability of how likely they are to Go on to commit crimes and it'll just fucking eviscerate them with like a laser bullet And there's this one dude who is just like in the act of murdering someone at knife point They try to pull the gun on him and it's just like Quotient too low The safety initiating and it's just like no we're fucking murdering someone and so he can Kind of get past the grid essentially. I didn't like it that much The soundtrack was really like samey kind of electro like boom to boom to boom to boom, but otherwise, all right Yeah, just kind of Because when I point my gun at people um Well, we'll get into that another time. You're suggesting the same thing does not happen My gun doesn't talk to me and tell me I can't normally it's the other person screaming. No, no, please my baby, but Not this guy Didn't stop me before What about bee stars? Hmm? I've heard of only good things about bee stars. Yeah, it's like really me me and then comical I've never seen it There's just a single like there's a couple of panels I saw which is like I thought my it's like a bunch of um Anthro furry characters They're furries one of the guys like yeah, he's like I thought my son was going to grow up to be like a good citizen Then he finds like a picture of like a furry anthro lamb girl like about to spread her legs and it's like but it turns out He's just a degenerate Everyone really locked that up Yeah, that's all I know about it. It's a good way to sell it. Mm-hmm Furries go check it out again My dad called riser skywalker the new black panther his previously rated worst movie also daisy played a corpse again full circle is full Um A new black panther is in worst movie. Okay. Well, yeah I could see someone picking that for their worst movie. I suppose. Um What's your guys is new year's resolution also high rags? Hello My new years was I don't do resolutions. I I don't know eat more ass There you go. Yeah I think that's reasonable. I I didn't have one planned myself. But uh, try to upload faster Try Oh, yeah, that's the resolution of mine. Yeah, I guess now that you actually I mean, I wasn't meaning about the other But this yeah, I I am planning on doing that way more often I will try and beat my record for uploads This is for 2020 than 2019. Okay, there you go. That's my resolution. All right. EOS you're too Hmm six million more Six million more He's so brave Now it's your turn chase six million more. Do you want to do a different one? What of resolutions? Mm-hmm I already said resolutions already said, uh If I can upload faster or do you mean something on top? Oh, I thought you said you were saying that to me, but okay I mean, yeah, if I can maybe get a job I don't know have an actual source of income. You don't have a job. You fucking dead weight in society I did for a while, but uh worthless Disgusting despicable I was too good at my job and I made all my co-workers look like shit. I had really good sales and I guess they just didn't want me there I was too happy with my life. That's like way miserable. I guess Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're you're amazing, right? We get it. You're the best sales pretty great I Want to say as well. TROS has won. It is a significant lead on captain marvel Really, it does. It is the lesser movie according to e-fab chat I'm not that surprised, but I think pretty awful Yeah, I think it's a bit of a matter of like most people probably aren't fresh on just how bad captain marvel is maybe Um, but it's fair enough Yeah What's your go? Oh, yeah, right there. Have you seen monday matt's cringy episode nine takes we were going to check one out today I'm afraid he didn't make the cut though Didn't he wasn't good enough to even be he wasn't good enough to be made fun of I'll let that sink in Maybe we'll check him out next time But uh disappointing to say the least matt disappoint I'm convinced that a vatic contender convinced that leia cheated on han with a toydarian and that made kylo Oh, yeah, that does kind of make sense actually Yeah, he's got a big toydarians are the uh, the the the ones that water is yeah That makes sense. How about they got the truth? I don't work on me Hmm Uh adam driver was a marine. Can you imagine how incompetent he must have been through the through? Through thought He must have thought. Oh, sorry Can you imagine how incompetent he must have thought the first order was militarily when given the script? I can only imagine I imagine that they just go like oh well the stuff that an army would go whatever it's dolls. It's fine They tell themselves that in order to sleep. I'm sure yeah, that's what they do me Whatever gets me through this day of filming Um, so it last night cinema was 90 empty Really, huh Mine was pretty packed. I mean, it's the least earning of the three star wars Uh, for now. Yeah, I think so. Uh, I don't think it's gonna go past the Force awakens all the last Jedi But um, it'll probably get over the billion. I haven't actually looked up to the date with that. I don't know how it's doing Because we'll find out A very dear friend of mine genuinely liked it plus side. He acknowledges the many flaws downside is he thinks Uh, he this it's sexist to not like rey and such people need to be yeeted. Please help Oh, yeah, well Tell him if there's ever a character that he doesn't like that's a woman then he go and get yeeted himself Like look what happened to quinton patrick just right all these people who are making these takes and she's just immediately like, uh, excuse me They hate women and black people Who can be disgusting? I apologize. I I'm so sorry that our audience had to see that despicable racism presented just so glib Disappointing disgusting all of the other words do Um critique eric buttz's review Is it would it be worth doing he's probably just kind of like he's probably just an idiot who claps at anything Like yeah, I can't imagine him making because the the funny thing with the video essay crowd is they always make like ridiculous points But they think sound really intelligent If we're just dealing with a dude who's like your average audience member who really loves star wars Just saying I really love the part where blah blah happen blah and she's been like, no There he goes just even be Yeah, you're great. It was just magical Um, also great lineup today, and I'm gonna burn a christmas tree tomorrow. She is massive. Hello, wug Hello Hello, oh, whoa burn a christmas tree Won't sound to be upset about that. I don't know how that works I always love uh hanging out and talking with the other massives But uh, they have much more important and influential guys other than me to have on and I completely understand Yeah, I'm a little sort of how it turns out. I guess you're just really disgusting and annoying like no offense That wasn't that you know none none taken shower. Oh my god. Yeah a digital shower But then the voices come back When I when I'm alone in the shower. Oh Are you sure that's not you singing? I'm sure that's where I do my singing is in the shower Yeah, the acoustics are fucking great Yeah, just start my cock and sing to it. I I sweetly serenade it It's you and me. I can only imagine. Is that how you charge it? Crap it for bathroom. I just grant it life force by singing to it in the shower You just look right at it and sing into it It's that long. You can see right into it. Yeah Why not I suppose new law Here's an argument my dad made palpatine is alive So he didn't die in return of the Jedi. So we just assume he escaped It doesn't break universe. It's bad writing, but it's it's not impossible I just I just love that If you're evil sith man, I think we're watching to survive planet explosions Like how he just was dormant for so long and they're like he's back. It's like how It's all time Makes sense if you don't think but just yeah, we just need that I don't know bonus sort of scene where we see him fall down that shaft and then he Asked a little magical spell to make an explosion And then he's like he gets into a little pod He's like that fucker vader piece of shit. I'm Fucking out He just drives to hexagall and then he's like, oh, I I accidentally clipped my finger on a on a wall Ow my hands. They're all it is. I speak When he goes down there, someone shines a torch in his eyes and he's like, ah my sit pupils. Oh, no, they're gone now There you go. This planet is actually kind of shitty I hope this doesn't bite me in the ass someday Wait, if it's hidden, how did I find it? And we will never know What bugs you the most about the mandalorian rags? What is its most glaring flaw? As I mentioned before characters consistently Over and over and over act contrary to stuff that they know And they do things that are insanely stupid and make no sense whatsoever. Just so a plot can happen mandalorian and the mandalorian in particular mando he his his competence level is Mysterious is the most charitable way I can put it. He is constantly doing insanely stupid boneheaded things Because we want a thing to happen when I have an episode where a thing starts So mandalorian's now a fucking retard Yeah, people are very stupid in a lot of parts of the show. Uh, unfortunately It's just disney star wars. It's just disney star wars Finally got my husband addicted to e-fap. We've been rewatching from the beginning over xmas. Let the fun begin. All right I hope you make a little of the things you can get addicted to e-fapping. Yeah, not bad I like it. You get comes up from me Quinton let it burn Hey, like let quinton burn or are you telling quinton to to release his rage? Quinton should let it burn Yeah, that's what I'm getting from that. I don't know or it maybe burn his sex doll It probably burns like with plastic You know, it's a really very solid strong flame But it's very dirty You don't want to breathe in those fumes. No, no I feel bad when you look at quinton as I have the same name as him. Oh No, that's okay. At least you're not last name isn't reviews. Yeah Yeah My favorite tlj defenses when I asked why they didn't save the slave children Uh in a book it said they aren't slaves and could leave if they want Bullfucking shit. They get whipped. Bullfucking shit I lose a mindset They got stock hub syndrome for the the dude who whips them Alien dude. He's pretty hot. Oh, I hope he whips me today. No, I hope he whips me today No me they start fighting He just whips them all and they're happy And they cry tears of joy Not tears of pain and anguish Monday Matt is diabetes after using his sugar-altering powers to disguise himself He's a he's a he's a palpatine clone of diabetes. That's why he turned out all fucked up. Mm-hmm Uh diabetes strikes our heroes with force candy strike unlimited calories Unlimited you swell up massive Rags his doggo of the year and this movie was ass Yay, I agree the first part and the second part this uh movie This movie was ass Wynton is Snoke. Diabeto is sheev. Mundane is hux Yeah, I mean that pans out. I think Diabeto being the mastermind of puppeteers at all. I can see it Diabeto mosquito End week fighter are you from romania? Oh Uh weekend warrior. Where is weekend warrior from again? I forget He's from like indonesia or the philippines, right? I think so philippines, isn't it? Napa bend is indonesia. I'm sure he's a philippina and we can warrior us from the philippines. I think there you go I don't know if you've answered this already mola, but what are your reactions to crisis and infinite is still coming out soon? Oh, uh, yes, um As soon as i'm done with my Rage video, I am going to get them sorted out in terms of getting them past copyright. Uh, that's anything stopping them right now Hopefully before A batwoman kicks back up which starts on the 14th of january. So I got that much time Oh my goodness. Oh my god. It's er true Correct rags. We will poop together with the door open No, we will not we will never poop together with the door open never I will poop alone as I always have and as I always shall Never I say Never never shall I do something to the sight of another Suddenly jump into a transatlantic accent My Um er on e-fap and a 10 hour decade recap stream by nick fuentes. Today's the highlight all a day gift I need for christmas season. Oh There you go ross christmas has come true Yeah, there you go Let's hit it. Quinton is that fart bee bubble bass Yeah, I reckon that's what he reminds me of Just a fat lumbering How many new long mem will be created because of t-r-o-s being such a dumpster fire It'll be my longest ever. So I'll assume you'll have a new army of massives Yeah, I think so All kinds of video videos are still going to be coming out We're still only what a week and a half past the movie being released. So You know, this is this is early game for video essays and video takedowns and We'll all know I'm I mean me and rags are just looking forward to that day where we cover the video that says tlj was ruined by return return to the sky. We'll get rise of sky. Oh, there's gonna be there's gonna be Plenty of those from all these same people. I can't believe we've already gone. We're totally not going to use the same reasons for one And not the other but you know, we've already gotten the take from quinton that It's like he gave in to racists and that's why roses did the film. It's like wow I didn't give in to racists. That's why I don't make as much money I'm not complaining though. I'm proud of it. Imagine you just like met up with jj like personally quinton and jj was like No, she's just a really bad character What quinton do His brain would short circuit Just picture he'd be like no you you've been you've been brainwashed by the alt right Yeah, is it a hot take? No jj is it a hot take for me to say that I would I would eagerly accept the money from white supremacists Yeah, absolutely. If if you're a white supremacist out there fucking give me all of your money Yeah, no, I will take that like I don't I will gladly make sure I would gladly have you be poor so that I can be richer Yeah, precisely it makes sense that you guys would find solidarity with white supremacists Wouldn't you wouldn't you be okay robbing white supremacists more than anyone else? I think rax said that I I wouldn't like no, I know I'm not robbing No, no, I mean you said what wasn't it you or was it someone else who said Um, you become richer and they become poorer isn't that the exchange because they give me their money. Yeah What you would think that that's the thing quinton would want But quinton is so virtuous So proud that um Them voluntarily giving him money means that they in some way endorse his work I also like the idea that like he sees he's got like a live sub count right in front of him And he's doing a live stream and he puts up mill fingers as fuck nazis and it goes down by 10 subscribers And he's like good. I just lost 10 nazis and you find out like one of them was just like no I just find you annoying. No, no, you're just obnoxious like I'll be like it's it's the default that you don't like nazis using it as a way to virtue signal is kind of like super cheap and Pointless, this is lazy. Yeah It's like And they tell you like, yeah, I'm not Nancy, he'd be like, no, fuck you. You are nazi. It's like, oh, okay All right, then. Yes. I'm a nazi shoutouts to simple flips Simple flips simple flips shout out to that guy ER number one sleepy boy I jay's face chay long bone and rags Hey, hello. Oh, and we's out boy and mohler weak boy weak boy I mean Fuck you Fuck you charge it Charge it. Fuck you hard long man. Even though your opinion on the expanse is objectively wrong Will you be watching season four at some point ashford is the MVP in this season? I just didn't enjoy the three seasons that I saw Um, so I don't really have any reason to keep it going and um Yeah, I don't know. I'm probably gonna try something else. You know something different But I'm glad this is the thing, uh, if I was to give like a solid actual like breakdown of what I think is wrong With the expanse I would need to watch it thoroughly again and make loads of notes I just sort of didn't intend to Have a lot to say about it and I if I'm being completely honest with you now I've forgotten a lot of it Like already it's been like half a year and I've already like blanked out a lot of what I saw on it because I didn't enjoy it like I said, but There we are. I suppose I hear I hear the books are very good so yeah books Oh, yeah This is this is the one about uh, this is the one ripping off dead space kind of Uh kind of I could see how you could relate it. I suppose I remember there being they found neck remorse of a kind and then they had them attack a station Kind of yeah that there are I would happily say it's not a ripoff of dead space, but I can see um, how you can connect them sort of thing Like it's a weird infection that sort of we animate sort of at least fucks up dead bodies with weird things and can kill people Oh, yeah And they like send it to a station to in fact everybody on purpose and stuff. Yeah, good stuff It's pretty good ER and J long bone in one stream. This is awesome Black flower Bubble bass voice still no tiles I don't know what his voice is like It's been so long. I can't really remember myself It's still no tiles rags strip mine my cold shoot. I've been naughty and only your stocking stuffer can make it nice Mmm, Santa's coming down that chimney. Oh my god Uh more or slash er thanks to you both. I have drastically raised my standards for stories thought tfa and tlj were okay Not great found just how bad after seeing the feedback from normie to toxic fan Hmm There you go. Okay character arc right there Mola doesn't know spongebob memes you uncultured swine bubble bass is diabetes in a parallel universe rewatch old spongebob There is efab meme gold there Um, I only have a saw a couple of episodes here and there, but yeah I've always understood that spongebob was good shit and then It eventually became bad, right like as all shows that go on for a million years do Like I don't I don't know any hardcore spongebob fans to be able to tell me I mean either The old stuff was fine. I guess I was never big into it It's just like, you know how like this how this happens with future armor south park and uh like simpsons like there's this Golden age of episode selection and then it gets worse sort of thing that always seems to be the case Or Yeah, what is that the law of diminishing returns? I mean, yeah I don't know you guys like your animu. He's one. How's one piece doing? It's been going over 10 years You tell me Stopped reading it around uh I can't tell you the last thing it's like I stopped reading Because I originally read Naruto on one piece and I stopped reading Naruto and they were like the forest of death or something like that Which was like a big fucking deadly gauntlet and then I couldn't find the next issue of the manga So I just fell off and now I see like ship it in and boruto and I'm just like God, I fucking avoided all that It's a lot Winton is rounded if I was just gonna say if an anime has to be over 100 episodes long like I like a lot of things about my hero academia But every episode wastes so much time and just tries to charm you with the character interactions that it's like I just Give me something compelling I I can tell when an anime has to be made To be infinitely serialized And it's just made for the profit rather than to tell a story get it over with and then move on like you can just see them Oh Oh my god, I was at hot topic the other day because I had a gift card God shut the fuck up. Let me finish I was at hot topic because I had I had a gift card in my wallet for 45 dollars And I don't remember who gave it to me and so I was like hey girlfriend Do you want to like a free hoodie and she's like sure so we went there There was literally a kid Dressed up as icy hot from my hero academia the guy with like the half red half white hair And uh, they were all they all had to be like 15 16 And all all of the other kids were referring to this cosplayer in hot topic as the character's name And I was cringing so fucking hard And then all around there is like flat brim like 50 cent caps with like fucking uh bakugo And I just reminded myself. I never want to finish. What's bakugo? Bakugo is like, uh, he's like the guy with the grenade hand superhero dude in my hero academia. Just don't worry about it. It's nothing That makes sense very consequential Didn't sound very consequential Okay, uh, quinter at quinton is rounder than ryan. What the fuck? Um, I don't know about that complicated question of lots of things Mola the timeline is getting worse. Invite me on efap 146. You massive. Hi wag How? How well Timeline's getting worse. Well, um timeline can't possibly get worse batwoman's protecting it protecting the infinite crisis In batwoman we trust uh quinton and movibob would fight each other like walrus over land I want to see a twitter battle between movibob and quinton that'd be funny Oh, i'm down for that Um, I just want to help the doll and tell her it's okay. I think it was a guy doll. Was it a guy doll or a girl doll? Had to be a guy doll Well, yeah, that's like that's a stump for all. I mean the doll's fucking him, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah He has a system of bullies and levers and stuff Only way that makes sense to me It is now law that quinton is married to his sex doll Yeah, I think we all we all assumed that Yeah, yeah, they would have a contract. What a huge step forward for marriage equality that quinton can marry sex doll Um, quinton pegs himself with his real doll ray and her flesh-colored lightsaber. Oh Man rise the sky will go as bad, but I always consider tlj to be worse Have fun responding to quinton and his sex doll persona Oh, we did it was wonderful My character and embodies who I am I just fucking love how tortured it looks in the corner at all moments of the video Imagine being a sex doll already terrible imagine being quinton's sex doll Have you ever played a have you ever played a welcome to the game too? It's like a brutally difficult survival horror kind of like game that takes place on the deep web really interesting concept um, there's like an uh There's like, uh, I'm not going to bore you with the details But it's really cool if you're looking for like one of the most tense survival horror games ever with a lot of Intricate rule sets then it's really really challenging. What's it called? Welcome to the game two the first game is like really janky It was like clearly a unity kind of finnaf knockoff almost but welcome to the game two is a lot more A lot more depth to it And uh, it's basically you're trying to find a reporter who like got kidnapped And she's going to be like murdered in a red room on the deep web and you have like I think it's Three real life hours to get to the so it's like You keep getting better and better and accumulating more money and buying more technology with the money that you get And you can just get killed by like four things at any given time Unless you're careful and you're always like checking your corners and everything And so it's like as the game progresses the stakes get higher and higher and higher And you have to find like eight codes to find the red room and then beat the game But there's one character. There's a point why i'm bringing this up I'm sorry it's taking so long But uh, there's a character called the dull maker if you go to his website It like triggers him and he comes to your door and he just like wheels up like a fucking mannequin woman Up to your door and you get to see her he basically makes like sex dolls out of real women And he like lops off all their limbs and stuff It's like super dark and disturbing to imagine being like entrapped in a situation like that Go check out welcome the game too. It's a good game. That's what i'm trying to say That was worth the payoff Amola update on tfa 3 infinite tisms joker praise tross rage and all efab movies It's your content. I need it now fap now eight seven seven fap now high rags, but hello um tfa part three well as rags made clear several times august 2020 that is the expected delivery date um infinite tisms that The expected delivery date will be early to mid january Joker praise will be Later than probably next year toward the third quarter And the rise of skywalker rage will be within One to two weeks And efab movies will be steadily releasing across that. I think 2020 there's gonna be a lot of stuff to do with my channel and efab coming out We will be fine You know 2019 was just tough to get through all the copyright stuff, but um They're all just gonna flow out at once once uh two towers and doom stopped being tizmy Uh, he sounds sad and drunk. I assume they're referring to the sex doll of quintons That would make sense um We're going to himself Well, yeah Maybe both. I don't know. I don't want to assume too much. Um, er is my favorite saucy boy. How's life treating you? Pretty good Saucy boy I'm just the messenger told judgeby saucy Uh, I've never seen my father more affected by a piece of media than when they faked out chewy's death Give shad shit for not knowing that red is the color with the least energy purple has the most I didn't know that I'm like, oh I'm gonna pretend I didn't know It's my choice the purple Oh, apparently jj abram's uh, he said uh on the relationship between rey and kylo ren There's as much of a brother and sister thing as there is romantic. What? Why would why would he say that? I don't know. I'm looking into the link Why is he inviting himself to be criticized so harshly like? So he said he said there's as much of a brother sister thing with reyla or sorry with rey and kylo ren as there is romantic So it's not literally a sexually romantic kind of thing. It's more like they're just bound together in this crazy spiritual way again felt romantic to me When someone says spiritual, I always want to ask them. What do you mean? Do you even know what that means when you say that word? I think that's the word they use what they don't know what else to say. They're like Spiritual Well, he's reminds me of that joke from I think it was daniel tosh where he just says people like to say I'm not religious, but I'm a spiritual and he says I I'm not honest, but you're interesting Oh, I get it. I see I far as please clap not demand a clap. You're not jeb imposter Um Rags valkyria chronicles stole your identity got a dog Just like you with rags as their name as title card during speech copyright claim go Ragnarok Yeah, the the dog ragnarok the the field medic I like it because I like Did you just assume this year's number? No, I asked it Listen 2020 is only a sequel to 2019 if you interpret it that way that is true actually, yeah Come on guys, jebby's not even that pretty considering once she takes the atrosis atrocious amounts of makeup. She had to use Men because she's thin skinned Um Well, I you know what I leave that up to everybody individually how how attractive they believe her to be Who jebby? Um jebby I just thought her light was overexposed I just thought that yeah the way the light hit her face that was just basically an icing of Uh, what is it called makeup and stuff or you just look kind of it's really weird She is by no means unattractive, but I would never I would never dare approach a woman Uh with those opinions And never have like any sort of mutual respect of them That's more important to outline Um One thing I noticed no arm slug guy goes flying when the the falcon swaves yet everyone else is fine because art Gravity throwing out logic for gags I don't even remember Did he like fall over? How does he get up when he falls over does he have to like use his face and put it on the floor and Press his feet up. What a terrible species um Names my named my dog mauler and my skull on wheels rags. Oh Oh The changing it up see it's putting the one thing one place you got a skull on wheels um Quinton sounds like he's dead inside Well, this is the thing he actually kind of is a little bit as far as I'm aware. He's losing his passion for youtube It's all just the vocal fry. It's the constant just sounding like this. Yeah And the problem There's an element of wanting to die that's affecting him. You're like, oh Look in my old videos, I'm like, hey guys, welcome to this episode about sonic the hedgehog and then in my new videos I'm just like today. I'm going to review pokemon sword and shield. Yeah And then people are like People are like you sound so different. I'm like, yeah age and debt will do that to you Hey guys, welcome to my outlast review Hey everyone, we're gonna show you how to make a crafting table in Minecraft First you get your way Leia walked past Chewbacca to hug a palpatine I can say that now in my tfa videos Yay Uh barbu frick shouted tada was a real funny tada Hey Bobby frick is underrated. He needs his own disney plus show I would sooner watch the adventures of babu frick than I would the adventure Tico. Yeah I saw the first 15 minutes of this movie and even then I walked out when the relo kissed by the blood of christ I couldn't imagine sitting through this bullshit Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did I was laughing at lots of it I laughed I giggled I remember laughing a lot of this movie, but looking back I can't remember much of the actual events that happened even though I knew the leaks Well, it's because so much happened. It's like they all get mixed up like a blender in your memory. Yeah Just a lot of shit on screen Is it bad that I still enjoyed this movie? Yes I know you're not a bad person I honestly I enjoyed portions of it. It's just not for the intended reasons I imagine Yeah, go see a doctor Wyatt ER speaks let us hear his psychic powers go go go watch avatar It was a super job. Watch avatar. That was the movie with the blue people on pandora Yes, uh, very very good filming and I believe it's er's favorite piece of media That's great. It's like super smart He's huge into James Cameron Oh, yeah, we're all looking forward to that. That's going to be the new Marvel universe Oh, yeah We're we're Canon bending Winton running is mundane fat collecting boulders Like what you mean like it's like a lie Well, like, uh, I don't know I'm gonna go ahead and just thumbs up. All right Uh, only real life I had was pose. Wanna fuck face Oh, yeah Yeah, that was kind of just like, all right Is right the virgin Or was she raped as a child? I guess we'll never know but um, unka plot didn't seem like the kind of guy to follow the rules If you know what I mean seem like his own kind of dude. I guess not And uh, he was played by simon peg who's a known crazyman who uh, I believe has actually like say Come out kind of against the I I I I read something recently as like a quote from him where he says something negative about the sequel films And I'm just like more of this more honesty, please So unka plot Decided that he would force himself on her or I get it I don't think anyone else gets it ranks. I'm sorry. That's a rape joke about star wars everybody Uh, hi rags and mohler. Hello Hey It says fuck mary kill totally spies Oh, okay. Oh, yeah um Let's see. Let me remind myself of what they look like. Oh, mary and the redhead. Um, mary and the redhead I'd fuck the redhead marry the black girl and kill the blonde girl um I'm thinking Yeah, I'm I'm thinking I'm gonna kill the blonde I'm gonna marry the redhead and I'm gonna Fuck that spicy brown lady. Damn. Me and rags kind of wait for starters. They're like they're 18, right? Yeah, I'm sure All right. They're also don't they also don't exist. So it's fine here, but it's just you know, generally clover sam and Oh my gosh, what's really weird is that when you when you type in totally spies There's always this thing and I went to images just to remember what they look like so And so if you go across the top, they have the suggestions um, they have clover sam jerry cartoon Blaine, samantha, katelyn, dominique. They don't have The brown one. They don't have the yellow spy. They don't have her name. It's just clover sam into the butler jerry You're right. I'm doing that too. What? Um, oh that is racist. Alex sam alex is her name Yeah So yeah, there you go. Now you now, you know now, you know, all right, y'all you choose as well The e-fab lore Yeah, I'm with google. I'm putting alex's her name in the kill list So alex is the yellow uh yellow suit Yeah, oh, yeah, she's the brown chick. Yeah, she gotta go All right Sharing the red head Uh, fuck the arian We did it everyone. We did it If diabeto is quintons father the quintons sex doll must be diabeto's daughter in law. Does she get a supervillain name? Uh, I don't think so It's it's you know super villains get a supervillain. I don't know that it's a super. It's not even a supervill. It's a victim that poor doll Super victim gotta be saved It's gonna be a damsel in distress someone find that doll and save That doll from quintons cock When was totally spies aid by the way? Let me check early 2000s It aired from so there were six seasons of it. It was from 2001 was the first episode You got 18 years on top of uh, however old they are there. So, you know, well, it says episode like season six episode 26 it says june of 2013. So I guess there were spaced out And who do you went on for that long? Totally spies. I never heard of it before apparently there was Scratch there was gonna be a season season seven, but the show got cancelled. So Oh, wow, it was but it was basically just charlie's angels, but like cartoon um Lannipator of team four star says that because rise of skywalker ret consta from tlj If continuity is important to you you might not like this movie ironic um How could you like tlj if continuity is important? Yeah, it's just Or tfa True again Feel like continuity at all. You really shouldn't be about these sequels Feel like continuity. Just stop watching things It's just gonna disappoint you um Support the mentally disabled aka quintons in their fight to disney in their fight disney propaganda. He has been corrupted by goliath Perhaps for the better the fact that does the quinton can see right through rise of skywalker means he's you know, he's developing He's evolving as a critic like Me and my friends watched judge red 1995 after watching tros to get that awful movie out of our heads now That's how tizmy this movie is That's a goofy movie. You guys seen judge dread 95 movie No, I am alone No, I am the law I am the law an interesting one People in chatter talking about uh fucking codelioco. You guys ever heard of that one? Yeah, I remember codelioco So we all had like they all had like skyscrapers for foreheads foreheads Yeah, and it was like a french Like anime it was like the lip flap the lip flap was so abysmal I really like that show back in the day Yeah, I remember I remember it. I need I don't wonder if it was good or if I was just a kid and I thought everything was good Yeah, yeah, that's a french cartoon. Um, I'd love to like revisit that show honestly Hi rags you sexy beast Hello Um Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna read this out and post it to you guys because I know you won't believe me if I was just to read this out In a stink meaner rant stop fj. Yo themes jl I think that's jlomba Um, I remember one of the codelioco guys turned into like a furry cat And he would I don't know. It's just what I remember. He's want to pick up one. I'm not a sword I'm not a fan guy, right Yeah, sounds french Yeah Checks out Uh brief up 69 you should review the captain marvel triple x parody or xxx parody. Uh, also, have you guys seen uncut gems? Or do you plan on seeing it? Looks good Now when you say People have often asked me if I like my gyms cut or uncut. However, I don't know exactly what you mean Is that a movie uncut gyms? And I have heard good things. It's adam sandler What? Apparently it's good Wow, I don't want to say That's where we're at First time I'm speechless Um, and then uh as for the captain marvel triple x parody, it's gonna be better written than napton marvel for sure But as for e-fap 69, I don't know. I don't know what mean rags of plans are gonna be do something Could that be the one where we have all women? I don't know Oh Terrifying to do something like that, but you know bigger things have been risked Um Chase in a dream Requels gave us a lot of great expanded universe materials sequels have done nothing but destroy the mechanics of the universe Yes, yes, they have that is correct George Lucas So, um, here's the thing I fucking hate war According to quinton, yes Don't the rebels go to war with the empire to defend themselves from imperial aggression? I guess rebelling against an empire is imperialism Yep So yeah, that was the obvious thing. It's just like war bad tool of imperialism You're like tool of also people who want to be free from okay, whatever Uh jay long bones say fuck your themes like stink mean it. Oh, that's what that's what that was supposed to be. Okay Um, I will save that for the next time she happens to be here Have you seen nostalgia critic sibling rivalry review of the rise of skywalker might be some good efat material? Um, that was gonna be in the selection. I'll have to vet it to see if it could work But uh possibility, you know mean rags would actually have to stream for like Every single day for a full two weeks to get to all of the like initial tism takes we're only gonna have to get You know a couple. I think quinton's one was a pretty good Example of where people who like tlj's mindsets are at But um, you know, who knows what else we got um ER in a room with a black woman wildly unexpected. I know Oh, why would that be you even subscribe to her don't you? Yes, I do. Oh my god. Oh my god. Just keep tabs on her. Mm-hmm. Presumably it would be a pretty brief time spent collectively in that room Why what are you what are you saying? What are you saying chase? I mean, you know because what are you saying? Black woman, you know Yeah It's you forgot the pickles you zoomers I mean Is is spongebob a boomer property or a zoomer property? Definitely a boomer property. Oh, no, it's obviously a zoomer property Boomers in the fucking fifties Not these days. That's not what I mean If you're gonna go that far boomer means anything like further than one year ago You're a boob a basic Yeah, pretty much It's used pretty loosely Uh to change the subject briefly the worst thing about monday matt for me is that he convinced my friend that youtube isn't a job My man Monday Is it because he makes it seem so like pathetic or I don't know Or is it that he actually argues that it's not I don't Because it's monday matt. I I have no idea what his position is. Yeah, I don't know It could be the stupid dumb one I mean, okay if we're talking about like a reliable job that can like pay the bills for most people No, it's not a job. It's just like a means of passive income I Mean like I have like 84,000 subscribers or something like that and whenever like my youtube check comes in It's like 30 dollars because I don't upload like all the time if you upload regularly and get a lot of like Views Like if you upload like daily videos or something. Yeah, it could totally be a viable job But for people that have like different editing styles and upload schedules Not necessarily Yeah, just uh would be about figuring out exactly what things you think need to be ticked in order for it to be constituting a job Yeah, if someone said Reliables, uh strict contracted income Uh, yeah youtube isn't exactly it doesn't really work like that And you could lose your whole channel overnight Yeah, hooray Um, somebody just sent me, uh this let me Host it That is not bad Yeah I love anime I like it Like if we were in Cuphead sort of Sonic Oh, yeah, shit. That's sonic obviously Yeah, I would make you tails wolf sonic and who would I be at that point? Tails no wait Gas man. What's his name knuckles? Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know my son very well Yeah, I like a lot too I think that's very good. Yeah, I think it's very good Uh, is this mongoloid making sense? I mostly understood quintons video. It was just the it was just poorly structured, I guess Um Sorry long man. I'm at work and I can't listen. Oh They were for later. Um Oh this goonie man again Goonie man Goonie man. You have a known Refer to quinton as the goonie man The goonie man I don't remember referring to him as that but he goonie is a word that I would Yeah, I would associate goonie with him. Mm-hmm Um, I'm glad that the child for sorry Who's goonie a slur for um Child adventurer probably Oh my yeah, I know um I'm glad that the charred skeletons of oin and baru went still there when ray got to the farm it's like Bleached bones next to the building. Oh my god. What happened? Oh She could be ray solo because she's alone Oh god remember that remember that when he got named solo because he was alone Yeah He thought they were so fucking clever Sorry, I'm just thinking about that again. It's such a crazy realization. That's like, yeah, they They put that in there. They felt like we needed that we needed to know how he got the surname solo And they must have thought like yeah, how much does that make sense that he's on his own? You know, he's solo Oh so good Couldn't just be called solo Pawn is just a massive cuck compared to ray Pretty much. Yeah, she chose her own. He was just like a family name. He was named by the empire Damn Looks to be you buddy Um hour one. All right I think he mispronounced chads I've definitely heard chuds before that's why when he said it I was like, oh, I think I know what that is I don't think I've ever heard it When are you glorious massives going to play smash bros the cosmic chicken demands it? uh Oof e-fap gaming tough to tough to get that in in position as well as specific games, uh Definitely on the cards. Not exactly sure when don't want to promise anything uh I'm still on board with the idea. I'd like to do it. Yeah, absolutely Definitely do want to Uh Also high rags you magnificent dog gone you Oh, well, that's nice of you to say You see quint and my son he who controls the sugar controls the arteries of men page three panel three of the width of diabeto issue four Of the width of diabeto chud is from a movie called chud you fools Fair enough, uh, watch the newest star wars bad lip reading tlj. I actually did watch that I thought it was funny. I just don't think it's as funny as the one they made about empire um with the The yoda singing things good shit Stream started an hour ago. Awesome. It just started. Hello all my j long bone words glad er is here and have a happy new year Also high wags Hello Happy new year Oh and quintin your gore field design for libra blows also Oh for libra blows also Do you need a doctor because you're talking about points that don't exist quit Quit talking to number one. Oh, I think that might be referencing the whole like Uh, sort of crazy like Meta narratives he was generating about What the trilogy means to the ot whatever it was that's probably what it was Um, wait a minute er on efap with a black and a black woman at that. Yeah, not buying it Clearly, it's not possible fess up mohler. Which one's the fake? um well They never spoke at exactly the same time did they so Just saying um Did quintin just assume rey and luke's gender? Whoa Whoa They've got to be stopped Two things have you guys seen the kylo peshy videos? No, I haven't Oh, no, I haven't have you seen the wakali woods new movie and if not, will you watch any fap movies? I've not heard of it no um, let's see is it gonna be um well Wakali would I love the best of the best movie Loading to website I'm just as oh my goodness their official website is crazy in a good way Yeah wow Here i'll post it right there just Take a look Wow get ebola This is like some this is like some throwback ebombs world. Shit. Yeah Well, yeah, we haven't I don't know about any of them specifically, but you know No reason why we couldn't eventually check that out any fap movies at some point maybe Yeah, stupid when I still rise this guy woke up last night and han's ghost showed up a man in my row Stood up and said star wars is over and left um Yeah, maybe I um Little lame I don't even know what they're gonna do next. I shudder to think what it will be I guess tlj didn't ruin it for him. It was uh, why is this guy okay? Uh Quintin got hot takes and hot cakes confused Then we have my theory about palpatine surfing the death star chunk be efap cannon I I mean I don't disagree with that dude. I think we should all treat it as though that was what happened the whole time The dark side can make anyone tubular Of course vader's redemption feels like bs when the left won't accept someone going back on mistakes. They made in the past also high er Hello Um I mean that's the thing though. I wouldn't actually be against vader facing some kind of repercussion for his war crimes It's not like I would be like oh, it's forgiven because you threw the emperor down a hole I'd be like uh Oh, man You did a lot of things even if you died Yeah, that's why it kind of just works out that way and there's no awkward questions to ask. He's just he's burned on a pyre It's fine unless he was cloned in which case, uh, oh I'm I think anyone who thinks it's obnoxious that he compares the imperials as nazis. Please stop doing that It uh, this isn't will war two movie. Just stop Um I mean, it's pretty easy to compare them though, right? Especially with the costumes of the uh, the generals and all the The lock stepping and the black and white aesthetics and stuff Yeah, they're not really they're not doing it very subtly Oy moly got nazis is the big thing now What are you doing objectively ranking iron man three above infinity war and civil war on twitter? I mean you do you but also but why I I I assume you've got it backwards because that doesn't sound like me Also, hello wanks Hello It's all rise this guy walking yesterday with someone who has not seen the other sequels when luke appeared She said isn't that obi one that was the most enjoyment I had from the movie. Uh-huh Yes, that is obi one. Yes He's back. He's alive I want to show quinton all the texts between me and my college hookups and then tell him about all the Ways I was abusive misogynistic and shitty to them so I can watch him disintegrate the way palpatine did Okay Why attack the ot why attack vader? Why does this have to do with rise the skywalker? I don't know. Quinton was bored. He just didn't know what to talk about for 30 minutes I can't just talk about the movie. I have to set up something about something else and talk about other stuff before I just talked about the movie Uh This is pardon my previous chat. This mongoloid makes no sense and the previous one was asking if he makes sense That's continuity for you Funny how you mentioned vader in a white suit Um, I believe that someone made a meme about that actually we can eventually show if I get uh toward the end of this They're only children if you interpret them as such correct ER's muted avatar is single-handedly canceling out the pain of seeing quinton's face right now Quinton welcome Extra star wars media did not exist to mirror and revolve around the ot plenty of eu media did his own thing in both the future and the past Yeah, man, those loads that came around the prequels as well prequels were uh pretty respected in terms of the stuff that came around them a lot of the games and uh Books etc Uh, what the fuck did I tune into why is he back? Oh What quinton apparently quinton's not like popular around the e-fap sort of community. Did you know about this? I didn't know idea. Yeah, that's crazy Leave it to a godless atheist to generate to not know how to redemption works Quinton you're gonna burn in hell and your infinite blubber is gonna power satan's furnace for all eternity all Satan's finish runs on blubber I think so with him around. Yeah. I mean, I guess it makes sense. I don't want to say that that's you know, all right, whatever works Uh, quinton's virginity and sadness is making my cock rock hard. I'm going to fuck the cock boy. Oh my god That was from mr. Demento Somehow that makes sense. I think Uh, yeah, I'll say it quinton is a Stalinist one death is a tragedy a million is a statistic Hi rags Hey, I'm so glad they hate star wars rise of skywalker broken clocks Of course they do it shout on rise of tlj Crock and blocks. I guess it's inevitable Can we now say the star wars franchise is the cinematic equivalent of a delicious meat patty ot between two excrement buns prequels and sequels But that implies I prefer to have good buns We can we can we just take just not have the button you guys can keep the buns. We will have the um, I'll just have a delicious steak It's not that your blood is better jackass that would be subjective to you if you have miniclorians or not It makes your blood better. What the fuck? I guess it yeah, if it directly meant that you're better with the force And you decided that people were better than other people if they had better force Then that's on you. I guess uh quinton had over 700 medical. I mean chromosomes also high rags Hello Wait, quinton has over seven billion chromosomes. Oh my god I guess the force works in mysterious ways Uh ray should have gone back to alderaan, which it turns out survived episode six Oh wait episode four. Sorry. Yeah I mean they could have cloned alderaan. You don't know Clone planets Clone planets Uh, don't you know that if literally everybody can't do literally everything it's fascism any recognition of even the slightest genetic differences is evil Don't you know that? Evil those jedi were nazis I found I am all the sith versus I am all the jedi stupid because when we led to think that there'd been hundreds of thousands possibly millions of jedi Whether not nearly as many sith I guess that's why they beat the the jet of the sith because there's more of them I guess that makes sense then right like billions of jedi versus a couple hundred sith Yeah, you know palps wasn't gonna win balance, you know, it's a little it's a balance. We need a chart Uh, the force can be random like being a wizard in harry potter. It helps to be a part of a family, but it's not a guarantee Go scientists are still working on a space elevator allowing amazing travel to beyond our planet raw. Is this high enough roof for quinton? Maybe Darth vader Darth er the wise emperor er I like it. Yeah He's a little overtly spazzy R2C's layers birth and death Yeah Kind of weird. Oh, well, yeah, R2 is there for all the big events. I guess Still don't get why he didn't go with them on the mission. He just stayed at home like why Uh, so can you go? Can you bang force ghosts now pregnancy too? Um, well, I mean theoretically, yes if they can interact with physical objects Then you could just the the weird part is that you'd probably still be able to see your cock while it was up there So Yeah, because they are trans they are translucent. So you would Watch yourself coming inside of them and you you could see where the cum goes and Oh my it's all very complicated. No I would enjoy that I mean, we didn't invent the rules guys. Okay. We did not invent the rules. They're probably like cold though I don't know. They just look like they would be Uh Being bitter at something because of inherent physical traits is fascist. Just look at usain Bolt They're being better at something. Sorry I mean, yeah That's that would be racism and fascism Yeah, they just wanted his really good genes Uh, thank you j longbowed for negroid. Oh my goodness Oh my goodness. Now he does a clip of you saying negroid. Well You know, I was tricked Put it on the sound board I was tricked Not as bad as me saying that all black people are ewoks. You know, I think that that trumps me But then again, I just said it now. We're gonna be saying I would click as well It's all over. Everything falls apart um in Return of the jedi only luke could see the force ghost at the ewok village not sure what that means for force ghost mythos um I mean The less we know the better when it comes to force ghosts honestly But unfortunately the newer films kind of fucked with that a lot I feel e-fap needs a star wars fanatic in order to answer questions and counter this guy's bs Yeah, we don't have like a super lore expert. Unfortunately um I think we get by mostly okay because we know the film's pretty well Uh midichlorians are the powerhouse of the cell Only e-fap crossover with chase when Only in g coming on e-fap that could happen right chase make it happen I'm sure you'd be interested. The only thing is that um, I'm acquainted with chris. I guess you I guess we're friends. I don't know um, he he seems to always have a very um A bit of a short attention span when it comes to some long form things not necessarily all the time But I feel like he would get really bored really quickly unless the conversation was engaging I would fucking love to see him talk with you guys because he's a very funny boy. Oh, he'd have He's extremely busy like making the new game that he's working on and stuff What a nerd Yeah, fucking asshole. Um, someone there's like post of like chinese letters fashii and it's too vow to pledge to swear okay fashii Quanitons stupidity hurts my brain Long bone you've seen watch man according to the show You can smell racism's off the people like bleach. You must be able to tell if er is one Well, ah, it's a pity. We can't get a definitive answer on that And now you'll never know I'll have to ask you what she smelled when she was here before Uh, I think it's important to remember the jedi are a religion what they believe isn't necessarily fact same with the sith Except force ghostiness stuff. That's just straight up someone you can learn how to do right like I said Yoda's like, yeah, you just have to sort of know how to do it Not like a religion related thing I guess why are we where is that doesn't happen as a result of someone judging you good From what I understand anyway Oh god, I'm getting flashbacks of jance jack jen jack saints moronic video of how the disney movie sky high is an absolute fascist eugenics It's about fascist eugenics Um, can you prove it's not? Have you guys seen sky high No, I know of it like I've I've heard of it, but I've never seen it Yeah, Henry watch it because it was just such incredible eugenics propaganda I had missed out apparently Are like are so are all um Like professional teams sports teams are they fascist because they just want the most like physically competent players they can get or Like how how far does this thing go? Well Um, I don't think you want to go down that rabbit hole their rules are very simple right and if you kind of understand them And you're probably racist You know that silence that's the guilty or often silent. Yeah, the gears are turning, but I got nothing Isn't isn't eugenics like fucking phasing out like black people or something from like selective breeding That's about as much as I understand about it. It could be entirely wrong There's selective breeding in sky high I thought I heard someone say something about eugenics. Well, isn't eugenics when you just like you're picking specific traits that you want to Develop and getting rid of the ones you don't I think so, but I think people have kind of forced upon it like thrusted upon it Like a permanent racial spin. I'm I'm no fucking I'm no biologist. I know nothing about any of it If I could give my kids superpowers, I probably would yeah, oh me too Are you racist? Yeah, um, let's save random kid instead of luke empire wins There are two forces living and cosmic 50 short um What am I supposed to make of that? What it says For two forces living the comic 50 short feels like a riddle Yeah, I know Uh, I don't like quintin, but if you apply the bite model to the jedi, they do count as a cult Tell tale is a youtube channel that covered this subject If you apply the what the bite model. I don't know what that is It's the bite. Oh, that's a dog. I can tell you all about the bite model But I can't but I won't it's just not it's a it's an industry secret It's you gotta, you know, there is a thing. I promise you there's a thing. There's a bite model I don't know. I guess to determine cults. I don't know um Quinton's jealous of how it should have ended Probably they're super successful and enjoy what they do Uh quintin is kind of special needs. You don't uh, you don't want to help Oh, he's the kind of special needs. You don't want to help Damn Spoiler he dresses the sex doll as jab it claps Wouldn't he clap for jab at that point? For claps or jab ER has been hacked by russian downvoting russian's downvoting riser skywalker Apparently it doesn't matter all the russian bots are there's even more russian bots by disney to keep it right where it needs to be Yeah, I don't know Did snook somehow not know that the girl who beat up kylo ben was palpasu Or did he just give him shit because evil people think gills suck Oh, right snook been like ha ha you were beaten by a girl. It's like that girl is the other half of the force dyads Granddaughter of palpatine. Do you not know this? It's obvious This is the story that was began in 1977. Yeah, everyone knew that that was the case Uh, holy grand palp. Where did you hide all the imperial gold? Also high rags Hello, sorry, not holy. Hey grand palp Oh, yeah, you can probably ask him about the imperial gold He could be like you must have had a store somewhere. In fact, just sell one of those star destroyers Pretty good a shit ton of money Go sell them to the huts Set it to the huts if you can't ship it out True you have to find your way past the space cancer. There's a lot of room around the planet. I think you'll be all right And see how despite her powers and abilities, it's hard to put the finger on why people are interested in her either way Uh Yeah, there's the constant confusion as to why everybody in the plot is like hey rey's cool rey's awesome. I like rey it's like why Why Who's the only person who shows her any kind of like disdain in the new movie and that's dropped by the end Remember how that was a thing and they just didn't do anything with it Why I was like annoyed at her and then nothing happens with it Weird Uh hour two. Oh, we made it to hour two. There you go Don't forget to cover Roberto movies take of it's fine much love j longbone is top waifu Kick j for obvious reasons execute rags for uwu's No, the uwu's will Keep me strong for all time. I cannot die Um, and yeah, we did cover cinema revertos subjectively speaking even if it doesn't make sense in story What is something that never fails to affect you emotionally for everyone personally? I can already suggest one of those and loads of movies do it. It's when they kill a dog Everyone gets very upset whenever you kill a dog How dare you So people usually get more upset at that killing a random person like if you kill a dog. She's like, hmm But yes go on Um, I was just saying for me personally, I feel like a lot of it is um If there's like a like a family Not a family. Sorry. So there's some noise in the background distracting Uh, if there's like a character that's going through hell and back and It's just like a really genuinely sad situation And then the character just like is struggling to stay strong and eventually just like breaks down crying And you can really empathize for that character. That's something that always gets to me I mean moller, you know more than anyone my clenoa video is like kind of a good example of that Or just like if you see someone in a really really raw relatable emotional state That's something that never ceases to Not get an emotional reaction out of me and like you said yeah killing animals If it's like something really sad taking away something really precious to someone usually does it um I mean the the spirit of the question was sort of like would that still work if it didn't make sense what are like emotional things that Still get to you even when a lot of other things around it are just nonsense So that's why I was referencing like If a if a pet dies in a movie when it doesn't make any sense people usually get pretty moved by it regardless because like oh man Automatically I would say my answer still It's still the same. I'm not really uh Too like I you know, I can suspend disbelief sometimes and just uh ignore things that don't make sense if like the Final product is a satisfying neat little package. I'm a little different in that case to you guys Not as nitty in that regard I mean your words not mine Hey, you massives. I just had a debate with a fan of the sequel trilogy and really held my own I got him to admit that he primarily liked it because it felt like star wars. It's all thanks to you guys Oh, how about that? I'm glad to have that incredible impact on you Hey Student god's work Dating ray. Who's that girl? Oh, she's my reissue. I get it I Darth Vader luke. I am your father quintin. Who cares? It's not important luke doesn't even know vader luke's just a farmer We probably should have brought that up. Yeah, it's like oh when they revealed that vader was luke's dad It's like oh we matter Mola rags do your best impression of each other Mola rags do your best impression of each other Mola Maul maul maul rags Do your best impression of each other All right now say that but in your normal voice and then I will have several attempts at making your voice Maul rags do your best impression of each other Maul rags do your best impression of each other That's pretty good american accent. Yeah, we did it. We are we are the The dark side is a pathway to I was telling I was telling maul or I forget if you were there or not, but After we got done doing the many many D&D sessions rags I started kind of get a little bit of a feel for you know Some of your mannerisms and the way that you talk and just sort of very smoothly transition from word to word And it's just very like well probably a little bit higher pitched than that, but you you definitely care yourself with like Just a lot of grace a lot of uh, just very sort of tempered responses to things And uh, and you just take like very thoughtful pauses and it comes across very elegantly. I know no one asked me Well, you know, it's always good to get your opinion either way I'm glad we were around for it. Yeah, we don't despise you. You don't is no need to imply that you're fine Yeah, every once in a while. You'll remind us why we keep you around Yay I think this is the most hack take from the TLJ as if other Jedi like Qui-Gon was special because of their lineages Yeah, I think that's a fair point too Did every single fucking kid in the prequels and every Jedi come from a long family lie that all went back to like one dude called John Skywalker I don't think so So yeah, there was there was the original apex Jedi right Yes, the original apex Jedi and he split in two and became a Jedi and a Sith and they fought each other and then had babies New law and then it was just Jedi incest You know what? They might do that. Disney is stupid enough to be like in the beginning. There was one mad John Skywalker. I feel like no, you're ruining everything again It's like literally a bunch of idiots in a room like what do they want? It can't it can't be the things that they're saying Uh, best thing about Kylo Ben. He was great as Scott Pilgrim Who oh michael sir. I got it. Michael sir. Yeah, he was Scott Pilgrim. I don't know Like are we talking about like the the comics or the movie because Scott Pilgrim was originally like the comic series. He had quite a lot of personality even if it was pretty uh milk toast and overdone Oh, you know what? I imagine all Jedi did get to meet up like in some kind of post Jedi-ish place force ghost wise Unlike the little kid The Anakin killed first of all the younglings was just like there and then Anakin's like hey He's like you fucking killed me. He's like well I mean I saved the universe eventually. He's like what? I You could have done that in the film. He's like yeah, what you go like he tries to avoid him at this party Like force ghost party where everyone's just chill it out and having drinks kid keeps trying to walk up to him He's like go away Master sky walk Shut the fuck up. Uh, did you know dog food lid backwards is dildo of god? Is oh, yeah, dog food lid. Yeah it is dildo of god Dildo of god I like it just ends with seer Like that's the end of that super chat Thank you for your amazing super chat Driver's face reveal was more jarring than helbert Oh the dark helbert iber super um Thoughts on british tv series red dwarf. I only ever watched a couple of episodes of it It's the one that I really missed out of all the british tv shows, but uh Uh Good from what I know I'm gonna assume. Yeah, I'm gonna assume these three haven't actually hit of it I'm with yeah, there you go. I think that's yeah, all right Uh, disney max disney after dark disney hub Give it time we'll get all of them disney Y'all need to watch the latest flash gets video it proves disney has no clue and can't legally capture americans. What? Disney can't legally capture americans So the mouse one. I don't know maybe yeah, but jorx lucas and mickey mouse I haven't seen it, um, but maybe you haven't Who did I see that with? Oh, I saw it with fun fact. Yeah, um, what's the new and what's the new flash kids animation? Uh, why didn't they just go to the batman beyond root and have it be the palpatine had put a chip in his mind And dna in someone before he died A chip in his a chip with his mind and dna in someone else that sounds, uh I don't know man I don't know. I just could I I just stay dead palpatine. Okay. Stay dead Uh, thanks And how how could we be sure he's dead now exactly that's like we have no idea He could still be alive on xical mark 2 on some moon outside of even more strings in a cave Like uh, yes next generation. Kylo red is walking into this dark place. You see a A bunch of tubes. It is a bunch of emperor faces in there. It's like you see I created several puppets of puppets of puppets like are you the real one? He's like no Infinite movies endless trash as mic would say Thanks for the birthday ifa, but I'll watch it later because I'm not caught up yet. Also high rags Hey Winton cinema roberto and hitler. What do these guys have in common an obsession with bloodlines? Deniable I wrote that as a joke to get the reference I have not seen batman beyond so Uh, I possibly won't We need to watch batman robin again. Oh, yeah I don't even know that we deserve to see such incredible content, you know after all the horrible It'll be so refreshing after the rise of skywalker to see some get some good fucking food Oh quintin i'm afraid you're vibrating vader love doll will be fully operational when your girl arrives Fully operational Ray is the voice of every skywalker ever all three Yeah, well there was four you got to count schmi skywalker as well. She's in there killing Ooh, has anyone seen upgrade? I have not but I I want to I almost went and saw it but something popped up I have Is it good? It's pretty good. Yeah, that's what I heard Hi rags Hey, why are we here just to suffer? Yeah, I didn't do the meme vision. I just read it out casually. That's that's that's me right there I I wanted to honestly present the question and get some answers. Why are we here? Is it just to suffer? It is there you go. That's the answer To bring joy to others Palpatine in his voice hear me people of the galaxy epstein did kill himself and I told him to do it Oh Imagine that's the message they spread throughout fortnight Fortnight I could be something that fortnight could legit do. Yeah Uh Also hi er Hi Hello rags also co-star mohler. Will you massives review the mandalorian? Uh, we are interested. Yeah, so the plan will probably be to Uh, give an old rewatch to the eight episodes in prep for an e-fap We will have I think shad said he was interested and fringy. So we'll try and make it an australian friendly one as in time zone wise and uh We will break down our thoughts on episodes one through eight Get a sort of conclusion I suppose. But yeah, we do plan to have an e-fap dedicated to it at some point Um, also mohler. Will you ever review the prequels? I do intend to Uh, I just need some time dealing with other other things though clearly if I kept up to date with star wars I don't think I'll ever be able to get to the prequels because disney are probably gonna start plugging out more and more things But they announced any plans for movies yet. It's just the obi one tv show, right? That's all we know. I think Yeah, they don't they're not gonna do the bubble fat one movie sorry Wasn't there something about a mandalorian movie? Was it? Oh, I think from the guy who made the Logan movie, right? That was a thing at one point It was I can't remember his name But I don't know if that got cancelled or not because of all the stuff that happened with solo Um, I guess we'll find out Uh, the falcons paugh Paugh atch laurian count has dropped I like they actually had an issue with that the fact that the porgs went on the falcon okay covered at b for nitpicking And like Arguing that it makes them spineless all right, then Now I want pi Fair enough The ot totally never implied the force had to do with bloodlines obi one luke is our only hope yoda. No, there is another his sister Luke the force is strong in my family. Nope blame the other the pt Yeah, I think that's fair. The ot is definitely implying bloodlines are important for a Force potency, I suppose at least or maybe ease of access in some way. There's definitely a conversation to be had there Uh, sure it in way am I a joke to you? Oh, yeah, so I don't know if you guys remember but sure it in way was Not a character everyone hated and yet he was asian What do we do? We just carry on hate nation um tug just reported star wars calendar retcon comments Star Wars calendar retcon. I don't know of this Uh, why does he try to talk like a valley girl reminds me of a great video Sof did about how these soy guys try to larp as the stacies they shat on them that shat on them in high school As a coping mechanism for the trauma I mean, I I hate to be an armchair psychologist, but you just might be under something there sure lock You know who's underrepresented in hollywood good writers. Oh Oh, shit. You don't see many of them on the big screen these days. It's all a bunch of fucking hoes Good night all and good morning me when I hear this get read out also high wags Hello Long man isn't a race. It's a creed Um, I'm it's a stretch Hey, that's that's a good one, right? It's a stretch. Hey Neon nub was asian. Oh, you remember neon nub He was a tfa by the way. He did tid back up in tlj or TRO s The weird creature that helped lando destroy the the death star He is a It's okay. The wikipedia page says that he's a fictional character in the star wars franchise. Oh a fictional one Yeah, it's it starts off. Neon nub is a fictional character in the star wars franchise. Phew Man, thank god Um, I just got here now and I want to leave because you made me look at quintin also. Hi rags Hey Actor rahul koli is mad on twitter because of rose Yeah, like I said, a lot of people are very pissed off and they did that whole like rose deserved better thing and I like it's it's laughing fuel Complete laughing fuel. She's such an iconic character who the great rose takeo so important Um Fuck representation quintin you lard ass this year's award season is based precisely because there's no representation crap plaguing it Uh t an arab Um This year's award season we're talking about oscars. I still need to see the oscar nominations I haven't seen all of them yet. Just so I'm in the know, you know, I'm a I'm a film Honest war or connoisseur So I gotta make sure I do, you know eventually Um should have focused on rose's sister and not killed her off. So so early Uh, yeah, a lot of people seem to be much more on board with that character even though she had like no lines really I think it's just because of how annoying everyone found rose takeo so Yeah, we had that that's how that worked out. Um, I needed rose and rise of skywalker because then I get to look at women Oh, yeah Women You can't look at her There is not enough white representation in bollywood re Belobagus bungus Was that that was a quote from belobagus bungus? Oh, belog belog biggest bungus with the wisdom Thank you belobagus Sorry, mr. Bungus. I thoroughly enjoyed the rise of skywalker after seven and eight I had no more hope or rage left in me nine was essentially a hilarious parody. I laughed my fucking ass off good Glad you had fun with it because like I said, I I was Smirking at several points in that film and if it was the right crowd, I would have happily laughed Um If you had to choose one, would you be jenny's pork or quintons doll? Jenny's pork. Yeah, if you jenny's pork you get to hang out with jeb. So He's in there. That's true. Oh, yeah, that's that's the reason and clap for him. It'd be great. Yeah Video game dunkey recently. I don't want to I don't want to see quinton naked quite frankly Yeah, uh video game dunkey recently shot on mark after doc who criticized dunke's death stranding review Dunk Bailey addressed most of mark's points cherry picking some of mark's quotes to make him look bad You saw that Really? I don't know anything about it. I mean good luck In fairness. So basically, uh mark who's like a really good friend of mine He just made like a long like 50 minute rant uh watching dunkey's video and kind of critiquing it and Uh, dunkey in his dunkey fashion just kind of took a few little snippets out of context for like a quick easy gag I don't really think it was warranted. I'm kind of torn because like I like dunkey and I like mark And I think mark's are using them Uh Dunkey's original video was the correct even though he didn't like it wasn't a super robust explanation But I do think it's a little bit dumb of him to Send his his league of like his legion of five million fucking youtube stands to go like knowing that they would go at attack mark He's he sent people to go to someone and attack them I think you're just being covered in rain, obviously So so yeah, we covered him knowing that his his uh, but oh, that's not against him at all No, but no but but but but but but so This has happened before when dunkey did his review of uh the other game I feel like you probably know this better than me chase, but He did a review of That's it. Yeah. Yeah, and he got criticized for like Um, he got a couple things wrong and it was evident He'd only played x amount of the game when he needed to play a lot more to give the points he was giving and he like The one the one thing I remember finding out Was the this is this is me For lack of a better word paraphrasing the events This is how I remember but it's the same sort of situation as me basically being like Look how shit pokemon is and I'm like I have a pokemon that has no pp in any fucking move And I'm just using Octopath traveler was fucking bad. Well his video wasn't very good though Uh And he got criticized and then his response like left out so much of the significant criticism about his video and just went for like The fact that the guy the guy said like I haven't played the game And dunkey was like wow you're like responding to me and you haven't played the game Which by the way rags that would be the equivalent of me being like this movie called, you know Let's just say it's the stahl's episode 10 It's so bad because there are fucking asian people in it and then you go Whoa, that's not a reason for a film to be bad. Then I go. Have you even seen it? No Or like you you have no fucking position to argue It's like well hang on his his arguments didn't require that he had actually played the game in full A lot of the counters and I remember being annoyed looking into it Um, the dunkey didn't sort of put more effort into it. And so I want to clarify as well Yeah, how we cover somebody and if someone said you send hordes to people or something I'd be like number one Uh, we discourage any kind of like Brigading or negative comments even and we we will often try and make a pragmatic argument for it You're just gonna not only you're gonna upset the person But you just make you everyone look worse In doing so if you just like you should I hate you because your pity's stupid Um, I wasn't trying to say no, no, no, no. No, I'm getting that just that's always gonna happen Um, and secondly, we usually play the person's full video while dunkey Will play like very specific clips to make them look stupid and then just leave it there It's like, okay Dunk dunkeys entire format is just you can't ever get too serious or like commit to like, uh, you know Like a sincere argument. He just kind of goes in for like the quick laugh Yeah, which which can be harmless. I just don't know that I don't I don't know all the specifics I'd have to watch all of the videos, but how's how's mark feel about it? Uh mark got pretty stressed out by it understandably, but I think I saw he made a tweet today saying like, oh, thanks for everyone Like there was there was some good criticism in there even the people who yelled at me and I mean, I love mark, but he and I We we are like polar fucking opposites on how we feel about death stranding I think it is the most pretentious pile of of schlock. I mean you guys know I've fucking ranted about it Not that one looks like Yeah, there's actually like shit that you can get like key items and things that you can unlock and They cover like a little bit of backstory about like the development and one of them is just like You can tell kajima wrote it in the third person. It's like kajima first found out about Low roar the band used for the main theme song or like for the music in the game in an islantic record store and it's just like Yes to let everyone know just how fucking quirky and indian eccentric is His means of discovering new music is and the whole thing just all the acting was so overdone And there's not enough gameplay like it distracts you by giving you upgrades and shit But then the core gameplay loop under that is just fetch quests And sure it's it's a little more than that but it's mostly just that And uh marks a lot of mark's argument was kind of like well, I enjoyed it and it was Yeah, well if the game has you doing things You're going to feel like oh, I'm doing like it's fun. I'm accomplishing things But it's like there needs to be more than that in my opinion. So it's it's a whole It's a whole thing But yeah, I think mark's marks, but it was just like a clip from stream It wasn't like a dedicated like takedown video or like a really serious opinion piece. It was just him kind of Talking off the cuff and I feel like that's what uh, dunkey sort of exploited was just some some mild contradictions Um, well, yeah, I hope that it didn't end up too badly The mark after dark and yeah, hopefully the there's some discourse to be had about Death stranding because I don't care to get involved in any of it because that game looks too boring Um, but maybe that's my bigotry talking and that it is actually very good because I know that You got people on both sides of that argument Have uh, yeah, like there's people who like it's great, but then there's also people who like it's terrible Um, see it's like as a huge metal gear fan I for the longest time was just the biggest kajima apologize because he doesn't make really good shit But like death stranding is what happens when you tell hideo kajima who has never Been met with failure that he can do anything he wants and he just makes the most fucking Just like artsy fartsy film game And there's no one to tell him like yeah, it might be a bad idea because before the developers at konami presumably were like Okay, but Is this going to be fun? And this time around everyone's just like kajima do whatever you want and he's like, okay I would make this a metaphor about the trump racist You used an axon a stereotypical accent that means you're racist now I love imitating japanese men. I've fucking bought and supported all their games my entire life I feel like I can give them a little shit. Wow. You feel like you've bought them like they're slaves the fuck Japanese george lucas not wrong Anyway, yeah, um, I you know, maybe I'll look into some of that like Dunky just um, he just seems to like want to just chill out have a fun time or whatever, but you know, yeah um I just I've never found him. I've said this before I don't find him particularly informative. I find him funny Yeah, no, he's he's good, but if you said he's anything beyond like surface level Uh, you'd be lying like in some of his dunk views he can delve a bit deeper But uh, he definitely has a hard time breaking away from being uh entertaining And goofy to actually be more sincere about things like if dunkey ever actually did like a long form Response to criticism against him. I feel like it would be extremely jarring. Yeah, because it's like whoa I remember when he did legal legend stuff only It was going for yeah Um, oh wait really quickly someone in chat said death stranding is definitely not for everyone The amount of fucking times I have heard that sentence regurgitated No, it is not for everyone. It's not even for most people It is a game where you deliver packages watch cut scenes about characters that you just fucking met Have it thrust upon you that they are these super deep enigmatic interesting intimate characters Metal gear was great because you got to know all of these characters And there was like a lot of backstory to it that you could really chew on and characters that you could really be like I don't like this character, but I like this character and death stranding is just like It's just kajima being a socialite. He's just like I've been to all these parties. I've met all these famous actors I really like this character in this movie So I'm fucking gonna ask them if they want to be in my game and of course He's literally a celebrity in japan So of course they're gonna say yes And so it's literally just him hanging out the big fucking cool kids table being like a do you want to make a game Together and they're like fucking yeah, you're paying me like three million dollars It's just but everything reeks of just God awful bullshit, and I'm a huge kajima fan. So it like hurts to say that but death stranding is fucking bad Anyway, let's get off the subject. I mean a bad Mike Tesla said hey, we'll remember as you can review. It's like, yeah I saw the so one of the complaints people had about his death stranding video is that he's showing like look the Fucking motorcycles work properly when he's like going uphill into a mountain and stuff And so it's like, why would you expect it to work in that scenario? And I'm not saying that I know that for sure that was the impression I got But then interestingly like with his ukulele review He would talk about like how bad the controls are and one of his like fucking two examples Would be on one of the most difficult Uh platforming courses with slippery ground when you're trying to grab things in a time limit And he's citing that as an example of bad controls And it's like that's not even remotely fucking fair the whole idea is it's slippery defense Like I can kind of understand because like with dunky's videos He definitely takes the bits that support his arguments and show them even if they're not 100 consistently true But like in death stranding you get a bike and then you're thinking. Oh, yeah I'd love to you know ride around this bike and it makes traveling so much easier But then everywhere on like if a little rock on the ground is greater than like, you know Two inches tall It'll cause your character to like fucking noticeably stop in his tracks So it's like he may not have showed a super pertinent clip But he's absolutely, uh, he's absolutely right like terrain in that game is just an absolute nightmare Like there's no real clear indication of what will and will not be climbable. Sometimes it's it's seriously I think he said in the video It's like the in oblivion when you're trying to climb your horse up the side of a mountain and just glitch Up as fast as you can that's honestly what death strandings terrain boils down to at times But he makes some good points mark make some good points. It's all She's not one that just came in. I've muted you on twitter chase, but fair takes All right sideburn said that No, let me use the little bit right back Okay, um Just got here and the very first thing I see is quintons construction site porta potty face. Here's some money. I guess Oh, I thank you Love the deep analysis you guys do so hard to find in media. Keep up the yo man's work I mean Yeah, we do you could say these podcasts are pretty long. Couldn't you what do you guys reckon? Do you think? Yeah sort of No Yeah, okay Um, what the say it again I I said, what do you guys reckon these podcasts are pretty long, right? What do you think? Yeah, I like it that way though um Why didn't quaintan buy an asian doll pot cattle? That's true You could have and he didn't why do you stick to the way? Why didn't he buy an e-walk doll? Hmm? We know the truth helping support white dominance kind of fucked up. Yeah Nazis hate everyone who aren't german Is that so? On centrist glass cannon said the game literally has a terrain raiding scanner Yes, and you can't use it every fucking second to dictate when the terrain you're flying at at like 60 miles per hour Is going to be something you can ride over. That's not a perfect solution Is not like that's the weirdest thing about death stranding. I hate to get back on this topic But i'm seeing all sorts of dog shit in the chat Death stranding has flaws. It's okay to acknowledge that it's not a perfect game. It's not an objectively terrible game It's just not a great game. Is that so contentious to say like There's so many like like kajima's fans are some of the worst because you can't even point out an objectively like questionable thing about it without them like spurting the fuck out and just being like There's reasons for everything. It's It's a it's a mess and a half. I love kajima. I love every middle gear game except for Which is kind of flawed in a lot of ways, but death stranding is just not it really isn't a game for everyone It's not even a game for like 90 of the population. It's just a game for like people who really like Deep art movies and people that will unquestionably Purchase everything kajima puts out You're gonna probably piss off a few more people again. You'll be all right. You'll find something to respond to it's gonna be great That's on my channel fucking lips for wait till I make my video motherfucker It's gonna be like 90 minutes and I'm just gonna piss off everyone. I don't care. It's a really bad game Making a long man There are games you can monster hunter is fucking great You go out and you just murder shit and stylishly and effectively and quickly as possible And then you you take their skin and bones and meat and make armor out of it and then you get to go back Huh? Who are we making boners out of? Well monsters from monster hunter world. Oh, I bet monsters got big old boners. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, and it's a good game and the death stranding is just like yeah, there's interesting things in between But as the core gameplay loop, it's Fucking tedious as hell and everything about bb doesn't matter If fucking bb dies the only thing you lose the ability to see the bts Which you can still see without him as soon as they start to rush towards you You just crouch and hold your breath and oh, holy shit. They're not a fucking threat If they trigger a void out and they blow up an entire area Guess what that's a benefit now because now you don't have to deal with the bts anymore You can just stroll through the whole fucking area without them even being an issue Sure, you lose all of your your cargo But if you just set it aside somewhere slightly far away trigger the void out go back and pick it up congratulations Now you can bypass the entire area without fucking running into into bts There's just so many things about it that aren't balanced And there's things that get in your way for no other reason other than to claim that it's fucking balanced. It's just Oh, just admit that it's not a perfect game. Oh my god. No, it's kajima. It is perfect This is this is to go even further beyond Like if you're gonna have a if you're gonna have a Really repetitive gameplay loop then it needs to be either complex Or there needs to be a really high skill ceiling and it needs to be difficult So that I can go back and I could play risk of rain over and over I could play vermin tide over and over, you know, I could play stuff like that over and over and over again Mm-hmm Yeah, like it has to be a satisfying gameplay loop and when your gameplay loop is delivering packages to To fucking limp dick NPCs that look at you and go, oh, thanks. You've really helped us out It's like give me a fucking nursery like an abandoned nursery With like some documents left behind from the people that used to live there Give me something to believe that this was a real world. You can't just make an empty world and say Oh my god, look, it's so empty. It's so beautiful. Imagine what life used to be like here. No, that's not fucking compelling enough It's just a giant plane And all the NPCs there. It's like, oh, look, there's Junji Ito. Hey, that's cool You're not going to do anything cool with him. Okay. Oh, cool. Oh, Conan O'Brien's in the game Has world-building better than Hideo Kojima? Yes Undeniably Oh, I'm I'm really going to enjoy making that video I can't wait until it's out on PC Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it'll play way better on PC like Metal Gear 5 on ps4 was good And then they brought to PC and it's like I didn't know a game could control this perfectly Metal Gear Solid 4 Sorry, did I say 4 and meant 5? 5? Oh, yeah, it it was they captured at 60 fps, which is Unfortunate, but luckily it's not like one of those games that you need high fps obviously be better But it also means I could just crank it up to 4k instead and like nothing changes like 60s the cap anyway So I guess this is gonna play a 4k. I'm all right Someone said Someone said love how er is checked out. Yeah, er. Do you have any opinion on Death Strand whatsoever? No, I haven't played it. I haven't played most of these games Yeah, opinion on the Japanese Yeah, I'll see that Two bombs was probably not enough. Yeah, no, absolutely Also, someone said Someone said I agree Zondian is one and two are great. You can play Zondian or Steven VR. It's fantastic You're um You're gaining fans while simultaneously gaining people who hate you I think in chat Good Some people like yeah, we're talking more about the game. Some people like chase fucking idiot. You're talking about That's what I fucking live for It's like I'm sorry. I'm right. Yeah. No, someone said I really like heart There's a kid. Yeah, there's a character in Death Stranding named heart man His whole premise is that he has a thing that like like a defibrillator that stops his heart for like 60 seconds at a time So we can go to the afterlife and try to search for like his family or something like that And his name is heart man and he lives next to a lake that is shaped like a heart It is just a litteration to wow. That's subtle Yeah, it's real subtle man. All right by heart lake They make you they make you spend like fucking 15 minutes in a cutscene with this dude Well, he goes in and out of of a death state for like three separate times And you have to wait in real time and look around his office and examine all Amazing pieces in his room while you wait for him to come back from the afterlife It is just the most disrespectful thing of the player's time Everything about a dick if he has company over and he's choosing that time to do this Yeah, and he comes back and he's like I must document my findings And there's there's things where like like at first I thought it was cool because there's there's enemies in the game called mules We don't know why they want to like knock you out and take your package. There's no reason is given. They're just crazy fedex workers Okay, whatever and then if you kill them they can trigger avoid out supposedly and spawn a bunch of bts Which are like the ghost things Uh, I have left one out for a week of real real time like just left my ps4 on for a week They never trigger anything so there's literally no Reprecussion for killing anyone in metal gear solid at least like, you know, you'd lose points Or like you would make the end longer and metal gear solid three Like there were all sorts of reasons not to kill people You could get more things at the end and a better score and everything like I said But in death stranding there's no reason and it's not even satisfying to kill people or like tranquilize them or whatever And it's just there's no reason to use stealth because it's so out of the way There's a million and one problems I'm done talking about it. No one mentioned death stranding anymore. I'm done with it. Let's fucking move on You know, we we just keep dragging you back into it. It's definitely not something you're bringing up. That is true Someone said heart someone said heart man, and it just fucking it triggered me Um Family and I saw the rise of skywalker dad fell asleep bored mum was confused throughout my sister unironically thinks It's one of the worst written movies And this just ends with a smiley face and rag Hey Yeah, I feel all three of those. It's a me Mm-hmm. Hello er. Hi rags Hey And hello all my lengthoids Hope y'all have a great new year and bend quentin over and spank his naked peepee I got drunk today. No I know somebody would I got drunk today. I made a tutorial for an irish coffee. So I'm drunk and happy j longbone more onion boy vids, please Um She might make another one considering the stuff that's happened with chris hansen, right? Like who knows? Oh my god, lenty to work with Quinton's voice softens like he's lost all confidence while saying how easy it is to make fun of nazis Like he's worried the kkk and er a next door and will beat him up and take his lunch money I think it's safe to assume that was the case She's not a power ranger. She's a common writer. Is that an animu? Common writer? That sounds like an animu Yeah, it's basically like power rangers, but uh, I think it's like the og one it's still going to this day I don't know anything about it except it's like Live action and like really over the top and ridiculous comedic fans are cool Fans are very out there. They must be destroyed Um Quinton's being very naziski with this hatrist hatrists for the nazis naziski Nazis I think is what they probably would want naziski The tiski yeah, he was he became very nazis and he hated women He hated different races. It was disgusting. Quinton gets some help. That is that's my opinion That is you can't say it's wrong. It's my opinion Uh, of course it was supposed to be rose power rangers are asian Danny DeVito kissing fin in tlj would have made it the best movie ever. Oh, dude I would have paid to see that trading out rose tico in the world, but Danny DeVito In tlj. I would actually on a wrong you say that movie was awesome Just like running around the death star. Well, the the supremacy with fin and stuff using the casino planet Can you imagine Danny DeVito reacting to all the aliens in the casino planet? That'd be so great. Whoa He wants to wants to play dice. They get arrested for a parking ticket in that movie They get arrested for a parking violation. Yeah Damn, is it bad? Brandy reminder that das bullshit is a black woman Well, where did that come from? Is that a meme that I missed? Was that from the party? I don't know. Maybe it was Everything Um, anyone see esquire's top 40 star wars characters list Babu frick and the can yeah, I know right um Babu frick and the cantina band guys were ahead of mon mothma and quigon was only one spot above jinn or so kill me Oh, well Babu frick should have been number one. Obviously, obviously Now the cantina band, I guess you could draw them in for number one. I'm okay with that But no, I had not seen that list Uh, general pride was also supposed to be rose We should just do this with all characters like fucking general pride man all of his scenes everyone knows that was supposed to be rose tico Uh, our sika would have made a beautiful general pride Mm-hmm Hello all my ewoks. Well, that tells you where we are in the stream Oh my goodness damn you both for making me think of quintance pp and nip chocolate Pp and nip chocolate you're welcome I couldn't fucking stand Palpatine in episode nine It was obviously supposed to be rose and ray was several spots above luke on that esquire list What? They put ray above luke They no they didn't What how does ray be anybody level? Yes, but character they put ray above luke Apparently check it out esquire's top 40 star wars characters. If you just google that tell me if they put ray above luke Hello all my e words Drinker is streaming right now about tros. Is he nice? Yeah Has he no Oh He's still streaming. Oh, I think he's finished now four hours What a long man Yes, you know, you know, we call that a good start. Mm-hmm Uh j long bone, please give e chat an n would pass. Thank you. Oh, she would she's already provided several I believe You just you can you guys can see it next to your seats if you just pick up that pass You will restock them as well. She likes to Would this arch chud quintan like or hate gay villains and does that make him homophobic either way? Yeah, that's that's tough. Um on one hand. It's diverse on the other hand. You've made them bad guys so you just can't really What do you guys reckon is that a win or a lose for the progressive crowd a gay villain? I don't know. I wish they had like rules standards we could use to judge but that's It's a lose because what they'll say is that further villainizes gays as being like a um Like a like a rogue sort of uh God, what's the word? I I saw an exact thread about it where people were saying like It makes it seem like it's it's this sort of alternate culture of like depravity and and it is though It is though, but Yeah, just it would like paint gays in a friend because there was like a big thread about disney villains or whatever Just like villains as a whole and all the I know there's a gay villain it like further dehumanizes them or something I think that's the Yeah What series do you think has the most satisfying finale and you can't say breaking bad everyone says that Um Which one of the jedi ended in 1983 well Do they mean tv alone? Are we allowed movies or no? If it's close the question again, sorry the most satisfying ending to a tv show And I guess we can open it up to movie series if you want Hmm can I include anime because No, we mean we mean content. We need me real stuff. I'm sorry Real content good media. You know what I mean like Because anime was just just terrible just awful Oh, that's all that's left. It's evil is what I might say But uh, yeah satisfying endings. That's tough. There's hardly any long running tv shows that end satisfying ways. Uh I would go with Angel probably I liked how Funnily enough, I liked how the office us ended. It was quite a nice ending for a show that was sort of fine Um I liked by the way, he said is it like the obvious choice is breaking bad. I like breaking bad's ending. I wasn't particularly like Over the top shock or anything by in terms of how good it was. I was just like, yep, this felt about right Oh everything dies Meteor hits and no one sees it coming I expected some character deaths, but literally the whole human race man. I just seemed over the top The community tv show the end of season five. They they don't know if they're getting renewed like In terms of the actual like production and stuff and like the last episode when the character says like, um I wonder if we're gonna make it in terms of like Implying for the next year next season sort of thing and I think a character says like well If we if we don't a meteor hit and that would be canon Just like what? Um, let's say what about buffy. I'm 50 50 on buffy's ending. I like it enough I also dislike a lot of things about it, but angels is like fucking perfect Uh I don't think of what The problem is so many tv shows don't end well Because they sort of sputter out when they end Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna if I can go against the rules here because it is technically tv But the anime erased or boku ducky got inai machi Which technically translates to the town in which only I do not exist. Chernobyl ended well Chernobyl. Yeah, that's a statement. I never thought I would say It's interesting because In the anime that was like really bad because they rushed it But if you read the manga or watch like the netflix live action adaptation It really it's like a very whole Complete ending for it's sort of like wraps up all the loose ends and that's the only thing that comes to mind off the top of my head I can't really think of anything else that Ended super neatly in a satisfying way. Obviously breaking bad, but I think what I like the most about breaking bad was it towards the end Everything just devolved so suddenly with everyone hating Uh, walter and everything It's from it's like fucking a decade old at this point. Wow, even though he asked you specifically He did ask you Saying that the netflix adaptation was improving I mean, that's I haven't seen it people have like it looked like shit because it was live action and every time japanese people Try to portray anime characters live action. It's always a nightmare But in terms of like the story like being more complete. Yeah, it was supposedly an improvement Also, yeah, a few trauma ended really well Their last episode was good shit Any other suggestions for anybody? Um Episodes that ended satisfyingly I don't watch that many shows. That's the thing Yeah, I think we've we've given the same enough answer. I think we did okay. Yeah Full in order saved star wars for me after watching rise of skywalker I played it and it reminded me of what star wars is and what it can be It isn't great, but it made me want to watch the ot again. I think rise of skywalker is bombing. Thanks jj I don't think it's bombing from what I've seen it's not bombing if not It's doing fine. If not doing pretty good. I think Uh from what I've seen on updates about just box office, which isn't it's not a huge surprise I was just hoping it wouldn't go above a billion Because it would show that things are changing slowly a benchmark people pay attention to yeah Like cracking a billion means that you you're doing something great and it's like but they're not though Uh, this super chat says hour three So that's where we're at guys made it to three hours into the stream now While we are eight hours and 45 minutes into it. So Getting there if they wanted asian representation, they'd have a character a chinese character who didn't like the other black characters or the gays There you go. Yeah everyone wins No, maul you have to have a character. That's just the best possible. What did you ever see? Fuck what's his name? Not patrice o'neill, but the guy who voiced ratatouille. What's his name? patent oswald patent oswald He had a great bit where he was talking about I want to play a gay character on a sitcom or like I want to write a gay character on a sitcom But no one will ever pick it up because he has to be the most like every gay character It's like sassy and resourceful and witty and it must put a lot of pressure on gay gay people in real life So I just want to make him absolutely useless like he just never has any I he's always just crude and perverted and like there's nothing redeeming about him Oh, obviously he hates gay people then. Yeah Star Wars nazis mr. Quinton this is dominoes Yeah, he just he rants to whoever's gonna listen. I guess Uh, clearly he meant his wife's husband's kids. Oh, yeah Is this a troll video is quinton trying satire again. No, no, this was genuine. I I would assume I can't know for certain But I I assume Yeah, you can hear the genuine resignation in his voice Uh, I would have liked it if rose had an angry rant at finn tearfully asking why he'd rather sniff After some of the skinny bitch who barely remembers he exists while he's not around rose should hate ray I think everybody should really be frustrated with her. I like you know what's funny about it, right? Um in the opening of the film poe is pissed at her because she's not like focusing her efforts correctly Or what you would say correctly as in like they're they're fledgling the resistance against the first order They're going on these missions and stuff and she's just fucking around I'm watching him be like, you know, what are you doing? Like you need to help us I was like, man, that's like genuine conflict that makes sense because she's a fucking idiot who doesn't know what she's doing And she's really strong. I was gonna say like If rose like genuinely resented ray and they had this like little mini Be plot about that. I feel like that would actually add something. Yeah, that would be interesting Yeah, and at this point I would be interesting I would like if we were trying to fix this if I feel like we need so much more time Because I'd like to actually explore it like in a detailed way have all these characters have these like issues with her that Keep presenting and she picks up on it and then she's just like She's a partially convinced. They're just jealous of the fact that she's so powerful Then it's it's also maybe it is also that maybe some people really are like, how is it that you got to be so powerful? It's not fair and stuff like that. It's like, oh my god character conflict. What in the world? Remember that and when they did that or hooray hooray Imagine the lgbt scene, but they're just fucking there It's just two of them having sex in the middle of the celebration Just making like a pair of shears right on the next wing Now just like an extended like 10 minute long. I passionate like voyeuristic sex scene in the middle of the group And it's it's celebrations. You get like trumpets. That one's cheering and then hard cut to passion at 10 minutes sex And then cut back to the fucking just hard Like just the only person really watching is lando like everyone else is ignoring it Except him. He's just going Did you guys notice how many times in the movie lano would just say something and then go Yeah, it seemed like that's what they could get him to do Well was just laugh Let's do it chewy Yeah, you did that already Yeah, because they cut they cut to him when he first arrives He does that and then when they cut to him later when he's like we're gonna pick them up because po is like I'm really fast. Don't worry that he's like not as fast as us Let's do a joy It's all really funny to you, isn't it lando I'm glad this is very serious, dude. He's just fucking senile. He's barely there um I'll always hate tlj over riser skywalker riser skywalker is damage control for tlj if it went for tlj We probably wouldn't be in this mess Again, there's a lot of rationales for picking the film And I don't necessarily think any of them are like invalid or anything. It's just really interesting to see people try and pick Yeah, I have the reverse rationale Yeah, I have I think that being so shamelessly like anti star wars tlj is just slightly more respectable What you think riser skywalkers anti stars? Well, I think they're all anti star wars fundamentally but That's more pandering more Deceptive that's what i'm trying to get at ryan johnson clearly just wanted to subvert What came before I kind of respect that a little bit Swit away No, I'm I'm I I'm kind of the opposite I I think that ryan johnson is far more malicious of an actor than jj abrams is I just think jj Can't tell stories and he's terrible at making movies I think ryan johnson specifically really tried this is what I mean about the complex nature of this discussion because it's like It's jj worse for having propped up the corpse of the ot that he's essentially Undertaken and been like look he's still alive look He's just like you remember him or is ryan worse for pissing on the corpse and setting it on fire But being open about it. He's like that's what I've just done. It's like It's there's lots of ways you can sort of break it down As far as I'm concerned. I still think tlj is the the one that I Would have the most issue with out of the three of the sequels just because of the fact that Just seems to come from a creator that wanted to fuck star wars into the dirt Just fuck it piece of shit show needs it He needs to be this now because star wars is broken as it is anyway or something while jj was like trying to pretty up This mess and resell it which is gross still But it's like it's just I guess it's down to the invisible person what you really think about it Yeah, no, I gotta it's fucked you They're both they both pretty much fucked it Yeah, no, I agree with that for sure ryan johnson is slightly more open At least obvious about what he was doing So is hitler He did nothing. I would think that you under I guess that explains why You know, you kind of understand, you know He sympathizes with ryan because he's also a fad of hitler I'm saying you had the man had ideas Yeah, I I get it like the the idea he's trying to do something Significant and different and everything it's just that holy shit Like I think they both fail miserably at trying to achieve what they wanted to and so it's almost like we like So what are the motivations then we can decide who the worst one is like the guy who's just trying to resale nostalgia or the guy who's trying to Destroy and rebuild something else And I just don't appreciate the whole destroy pot at all. I think he's an asshole Go make your own fucking thing We're the decrepit old man who hates everything and to betray his family go go have fun with that your own movie Uh, we're the knights of ren the and the other padawans that were taken from jedi training temple in tlj That means ben finished the job. He started so I guess the knights of ren would just like because they seem to be hanging out in one of the flashbacks in the um The padawan place. Yeah. Oh, is that just where it was? They're like a bit with where a loop was with r2 and then kylo and the knights of ren were there Maybe that's just like a a fuck up combination of memories or something rather than What the fuck was the knights of ren what even was that they were What were they where were they from a bunch of are they jedi are they force sensitive? They don't have lightsabers A bunch of dudes with some weapons that kylo Because he said like i'm taking my knights and it's like your knights. So like you Are they like their leader scenarios that you hired or something? I I don't know what to think I haven't been given enough enough information to think things It's fucked By the time quintin has kids lol Hey, man, you know Impossible things can happen. Yeah, it's not impossible. I get raped someone Oh, wow not caught up with the stream So don't know if you have already talked about this or answered the question But what are all of your thoughts on the witcher show personally? I did not like it I've not seen it. Uh, we haven't seen it. I haven't at least kind of on our our watch list sort of I haven't seen it. I'm curious a bit poisoned against Netflix. So I heard people saying that um I heard people saying that like they sort of uh Like they got a lot of the characters wrong in the netflix show. I heard people saying gerald says like nothing at all Yeah, gerald gerald What I said gerald. I just didn't say gerald gerald Yeah, it's not gerald is it? I thought it was it was gerald Gerald. Yeah, it is. I just don't care about the witcher. You're a bad person, obviously I mean probably Is that it? Is that all you're gonna say? Geez. Yeah, pretty much basically, all right Terrible, yeah, we'll we'll check it out at some point and then have things to say all right Red worship the actual blade of the lightsaber. Also, you got uh JJ retcon the entire ot and rise of skywalker to retell the same story from the narrative of a woman I'd say that's worse again You got a lot of things that have been murdered and destroyed and things in uh In tlj as well. Again not saying the blame doesn't go to both Wouldn't want to imply that at all but um You know tlj was the one that broke the whole force ghosts thing it broke hyperspace broke space battles broke luke I Would argue tfa broke a whole bunch more You really think so pretty much undead Every victory from return of the jedi Uh, it palpatine was still dead though and the empire I actually do think it's possible for the empire to coalesce after the destruction of the emperor Uh The context was always going to decide exactly how much damage they actually did tfa was Quote and quote smart to not be definitive about how specific things happened. They ruined han. They were very definitive about that But exactly what the first order are and how they rose and who snoke is these were things that could have made it a lot easier to digest but after the three films it's as simple as They're just the emperor the empire and the emperor still exists and yeah None of it was good Yeah, they're all disasters. It's just really hard to pick out the worst one Um The question about a parentage was never about who they were If she wanted to meet them and eventually got over it at the end of tfa Their identity was relevant for the story not necessarily for re um You didn't really get over it though if you consider tlj unless is that what we're talking about like because tfa I would happily agree that she essentially gets over it From the vague amount of time we spent with her about it, but tlj she like it just resets like doesn't kylo and here like they discuss the whole like sort in Thingy and then you're now going to try and find it in luke whatever just the guaranteed thing It's such a nightmare to actually go through because all three films have such a different idea on Exactly what's going on with her parents wise Um Thanks to you guys. I tripled my grade on my final analytic essay from last year from a 28 to 80 92 without errors. Keep it up Excellent, that's awesome. That's really good to hear Glad to hear you're putting it to use Uh, no one expects the dog cockroach inquisition Oh, yeah, when that just randomly popped up Yeah Finish the dog video. Damn it Go back to the dog video Even its ass is better than quintons face. Damn Can we see what eric butts? Yeah, I figured that we probably be okay with that as a statement Any disagreements here guys As for for finishing the dog video No, just the uh, the the dogs the dogs butt would be a better look than uh, uh Winton's face Of course, absolutely. It would be I mean, yeah I have no idea what this video is, but I have to assume. Yeah Yeah, just go with it. Uh, can we see what eric butt's thought of rise of skywalker? Again, I don't know that it'll be interesting to watch. I think it's just gonna be here being like Yeah, I mean we could we could watch the first bit off stream and see if it's Yeah, we can give it the old checkeroo. See what it's like Yeah, if the first script used mortis where ray and kylo going to be the mortal incarnations of the daughter in the sun If so jj copied zelda skyward sword Uh Perhaps he did perhaps he did What's with the weird sex doll in the background? He's got a video on it He apparently crowdfunded buying a sex doll. I don't know why but that's something that happened Uh back from lumberjacking again. No poison oak this time. Good to see you guys live again Hope you're doing well. Oh and sands is in smash brothers. Excellent I had no idea Uh ray and harry potter are both mary sues. One is just in a better book Is harry potter mary sues? Doesn't he get fucked up a lot? I mean even just like ray. He dies comes back spoiler alert Um, he might he might tick some boxes, but uh, I feel like she ticks a lot more than he does and a lot more consistently He doesn't he get bailed out by people a lot like Hermione Yeah, but you can argue that's just part of his Ability really. Oh, yeah all the time he gets bailed out There's always something around to save him Because he's the chosen one Uh I've never noticed that the vast majority of star wars memes come exclusively from episode three in the clone wars There's a few from uh From episode one and two, right? I think I mean the yeah the vast majority though. Yeah Very right. Um, I'm sure episode three's got some top memes Read a different book As a beginning has an end ripped off shad's book Yeah, oh, yeah, that's true. Got him. My phone screen lost cracked than his mind My phone screen less cracked than his mind. Oh, I get it The phone screen is less cracked than his mind. I I understand uh Yevoldemort's grandson harry That could have been a big reveal that they would have improved it naturally assuming Voldemort was a clone And he had made a clone to sit in his throne He fucked snakes Star wars are rip off of harry potter. What are these dumb asses gonna say next vader's a rip off of robo cop Why are the sex dolls hands twisted all the way around? Reverse and hand job The implications of what quiddin did to that dolls hands In order to cripple it. Oh my god, how do you? Review it's like you will have to have fucked it in order to have a review of it I get I haven't seen his video on it. I don't know if he says that That's gotta be what he does, right? um I I think it's natural that someone would do that and yeah, uh Chase, would you like to talk a bit about your channel before you end up ejecting your tisms? Tisms uh Yeah, I review video games and uh rarely anime My mic sounds a little bit better on my channel that it does on streams for some reason uh I just cover stuff that I like I usually go into detail about whether they're really good or really bad or somewhere in the middle and uh Use a lot of art from a very talented artist that I pay money to and uh, I try to make it entertaining at least Even if you disagree with me But more more importantly than that go buy monster hunter world Iceborn the expansion pack is coming out. Uh, january is very good. It is a thoroughly enjoyable uh hack and slash action game With uh, if you don't mind grinding it's very very good and uh Yeah, uh down with uh down with the blacks. So that's all that's neat Oh, that's great. That's great. You know what to end on. Um, yeah Link in the chat and in the description. There's plenty of videos to have a look through see if you find someone to Either agree on or get pissed at him for either way I'm very depreciated if you want a good barometer for whether or not you'll enjoy my content go watch my evil within video I had to disable comments temporarily because everyone's being a fucking idiot But uh, yeah, if you can make it through that video, I sure did. I silence them forever You took their rights away. Um Yeah, thanks for having me though. It was really fun. Uh, I had a very good time Thanks for coming but nine hours The hour was good hearing you talk like 15 times very enlightening very enjoyable um, thank you And uh, thank you chat for enduring my fucking spurg about uh death stranding and i'm sorry It's all right. We shall see you around mr. Chase All right, bye later Thank god, he's gone Thank god. Now we can have some fun. Yes All right speaking of fun Here we go All of Leia's scenes should have been rose ones You like argue the rose rose trains Ray Rose enters the force to try and convince kylo not to kill ray and you're like, what what? I don't what that's why you're so confused when uh, he drops his saber He was just like what the fuck like who is who you why you would just like kylo Don't kill ray It all makes sense. Don't be a bitch There is an amazon show with a possessed protagonist coming out in a little while and it might be awesome All right Some toxic supremacy bucks for you massives. I have to train someone all night looking forward to the 36 hour quintantisms They they were just me indeed um Put a baby in me palpatine and raised body. Oh I don't know if that's how that works, but Palpy's just force healed his sheave duh quintan You can't heal yourself right because that that wouldn't Surely that wouldn't make sense What can you how does that work? Maybe if you have one of them pair bonds Horse bonds the ads Could you that's off your own arm and heal it so that it grows a person out of it And then that person heals you to get your arm back to full power Oh god Could you imagine they introduced that eventually because they're just bored at this point they want to fuck around I don't know this is just a thing now um He's too dangerous to be kept alive. This isn't the jedi way. Tell you what? I'll let you break one jedi code if you let me kill him. Can I marry senator padme amidala. That's suspiciously specific But all right deal saga over Well, not quite because he assumed she would be dying regardless, you know, so he'd still be upset about it all but Um, I wouldn't imagine anyway mace would have killed What a clone or he would have hurt him to the point where he thinks he's dead only for him to survive People thinking they can kill palpatine. How silly Would have been better if they'd had ray die and kylo redeem himself and beat palpatine Would have made the ending scene better too for him to become a hermit and take the skywalker name Um Yeah, technically So I kind of agree. I I like the idea of Like an ironically right I was like ray dying. I think would have made for a better ending Well, yeah, just god is she such a worthless character Uh characters survive things they shouldn't knife solve plot problems villain is killed easily selfish main female Who is sexually attracted to her nephew. This is just game of thrones with space wizards ironic Too true imagine if it turned out hitler was just a puppet and it was kaiser willhelm all along and the Pause of will war two doesn't matter Well, I thought that's what they were gonna do Yeah, palpatine was gonna like send ray back in time back to will war two I thought that was gonna be the ending they went with but I guess not Uh episode 12 needs to end with sheaves lightning being redirected back into his face It's the most consistent theme of the third movie of each trilogy Oh, yeah, did you catch that he's had like his lightning up in his face at the end of all three trilogies now Yeah I guess it wore him down each time until it blew him up like Uh He just couldn't handle it the third time I had a seizure when I saw the ewoks I just what I saw them. I was just like, uh, whatever How would you guys fix this trilogy? How do you fix this trilogy? You just have to delete it, right? It's too late. Yeah, you bored it You gotta get rid of it. You can't fix all three of these movies damage. It's insane Like if you're talking about keeping it all canon and then moving on it's like how the hell do you do that? Why would you want to do that? I think you just be like, hey, that's um All it uh, you know What do they do is star trek the something timeline or whatever just call it like a timeline of some kind I am here what I miss sorry to Door, that's all right. Uh, we were just saying so Super chat asked how would you fix this trilogy? And I was like start Right because I don't think it's possible to fix it, but I think that to try and avoid Kissing everyone off this will still piss people off that love tlj. Whatever, but you call it like the um The ray timeline or something like that. You'd be like, yeah, that's that's totally a storyline. Yes, that totally anyway We're gonna take Go from episode six to a different place Now we're gonna call it the whatever else timeline, you know, so that you don't necessarily have to decanimate it a thousand years in the future Yeah, probably um, for instance the things that the roman empire Did have a lasting impact on the world today Let's go a thousand years in the star wars future and all of the stuff that our beloved characters did It still has an impact on the galaxy. It was very very important But you don't have to fuck with it in order to have it became legendary Mm-hmm, and uh, yeah At worst case scenario, I should be like, yeah, just decanonize it. Fuck it if enough time passes I think people will get over it like sorry with decanonizing it. It's fine. Let's make a new one And it doesn't have to yeah, it doesn't have to have anything to do with the characters of the ot Um, what up my ewok words Thoughts on rain of fire. Maybe efab movies. Hi rags Hey, I haven't seen that in a long time. I'd be uh, I'd be interested in checking it out again Very cool movie and surprisingly good effects In certain parts. I rewatched it with wolf about a year ago And we were both like wow, there's some shots in this movie. The dragons look fucking great Even though it's really old Some not so much though. Um, it's like 50-50. But yeah, this is it's a fine movie There's a couple of tisms in it, but um, I liked it a lot You masses had to start while I was Go ahead sorry I've never seen it It's um, the premises dragons essentially take over the world. They it's a post apocalyptic movie where dragons are just everywhere And someone someone in my server said asked if I could say quintin eats dirty wieners So there you go There you go I don't remember it. I remember liking it. It's just it's been so long since I've seen it Uh, you masses had to start while I was working. Oh, well take my paycheck Oh Long man good. Thank you. Hi rags Hey Hi er Hello Hi weekend warrior and jay longbone. Sorry. I'm not familiar with you chase EFAP is the best gift of the year why I'm glad you and you have enjoyed Um It has been a wonderful year of e fapping The entire trilogy was stuff happening without the natural consequences So finn stares in horror at his fellow soldier dying and then shouts whoo while he gleefully murders the rest of them And the rest of the trilogy. Yeah Yep Yep Also, hi rags Hello Hello my meme mass meme mess meme stick meme meme mastic brood Me meme stick brood i'm going all right I would like to recommend the video or book that discuss all the unique weaponry that the knights of ran possess in the movie But still get their asses kicked by one guy Yeah, but he's kylo Yeah, I mean They their weapons They can't deal with the lightsaber like they're fucked If you have a bunch of guys with blasters Oh, yeah, what I was trying to say is like it's like no matter. Let's say you got like super skilled karate man versus guy with lightsaber It'll be pretty tough Karate man to do anything And then you you include the fact that karate man has like an axe You're like, okay, that's something but lightsaber man is extremely experienced and powerful now. He also has telekinesis You're like, uh, yeah, they're not winning Remember that bit rags where he puts the sword at his back and waits for someone to hit it And they do yes weird really weird That is really weird Then what are they gonna do against a guy with a gun? Um, Aaron ihast supported zutara wake up senpai That's not conclusive but Yeah, it's not looking good That's pretty much the relo of avatar. Oh I know I know pieces of that. Thanks to your videos I'm I am a weird passive Uh observer of the avatar world at this point. I will become fully inaugurated soon enough. I'm sure Yes, you will Officer, what did he look like quintin? He was an ewok and tall white shit jeed shorts officer ewok quintin He had dark skin. Oh my god The lines I am all the sith and I am all the jedi sound like what a couple of three-year-olds playing fighting would say I have laser gun. Yeah, well, I have anti laser shield Take my head. Yeah, it's it's pretty awful Uh, just wanted to say as a diabetic boy, I find the diabetes memes to be insanely hilarious. Also, mary xmas everybody high rags Hello mary xmas, and i'm glad you're enjoying the memes Uh, well, that's all you need quintin after five seconds of sex Oh That's his apparently that's his catchphrase. It's uh, I'm quintin reviews and that's all you need. That's what he says Oh Yeah Okay, also someone just pointed out he advertises patreon that takes a month off I guess they'll wait Uh diabetes says it's eight out of ten his blood sugar blood sugar level is high I think you'll come down on that because of all of his like respected friends hating the movie. He's probably like, okay, okay, maybe Um ER if a third avatar series opened with a social Darwinist village killing Korra in a fight Villain, sorry not village killing Korra in a fight and the new avatar has a brother. Would you watch it? You have me for killing Korra. I don't know what a brother The new avatar has a brother. Would you watch it? Yeah, I'm not sure Hmm We've made it to hour four We did it you should get dick master son on for your mandalorian roast Uh, yeah, does he hate it or like it or I don't yeah, I don't know. Um, I'll try and get uh Him on at some point. I believe he's said he's uh, I think he's also invited me to call into his show at some point I have to figure it out Uh, ryan johnson is the kind of guy to play telephone and purposefully change the phrase to subvert your expectations Yes, my last request to the prison guard. I want to watch all of efat before my execution Also, hi rags. Hi ragas. Hello And uh, I don't know if they'll grant that request, but hopefully we'll have made enough by then That it'll take you so long to finish them while we're still making more that you can die of old age first Hooray Movie bob needs his disney health insurance eight out of ten I mean It's just like I said, it's just odd to me. I really don't get how he gave it that writing, but all right Uh, I was nine in 77 and I have been at every movie with my brother then and since the last jet I killed that I no longer care. We just gave up sad, huh Hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Oh, let me Uh, er's take is this review makes him long for death It's only natural. Yes Don't worry. A lot of people feel that way. It's fun. So er does the rise of Skyl waker finally answer the jq or will we have to wait for a different film to finally deal with them? Hi ragakin The jedi question the jedi question. Yeah Well, it appears that ray is off the jedi There you go And the oh, yeah, they all went into her I guess I don't know what that means for the the the jedi question exactly Essentially Well, that's she seemed to be pretty unconscious sort of staring at the sky. I don't know Yeah, that's a little messy if you Uh, do you wipe standing from front to back? How many? Uh Not not typically standing now front to back I mean, you know, maybe experiment Standing, uh, why not side to side about that? Does people do people try that? I don't know In terms of how many maybe sometimes just do half a one see how it feels Just that Or seven seven several billion I don't Um English is not my first language, but I can understand Ben Shapiro. Just fine movie blob. However, or movie bob. Sorry They actually didn't say movie blob. That's just automatically throwed it now apparently However, it gives me brain cancer. Thank you so much Mola for how you talk in your videos. It's a joy to listen Oh I'm glad you enjoy it Sorry that I can't stay I'm going off to make some content but have some money also say hi to shad for me I'm trying my hand at writing Good stuff and uh, absolutely That always likes uh, hello, I believe You guys seen the ob one vader reimagined fight. I have Uh, it's pretty neat Pernody I guess it's like a fan made thing with a sort of It's much more dynamic the fight much less like two old dudes with sticks Ah, I see cinema roberto's diabetes and bad complexion are a warning sign about swallowing everything hollywood gives you I'm looking at you too. Kevin spacey. Oh Bilge in rogue one the emperor or the empire are mining the crystals for the death star's weapon and needed Shit tons from that one place. Where did they get the crystals to fuel those damn star destroyers if they were hidden? Um, did you see the red letter me to discussing that he like created those with the force or whatever Like they were theorizing that he could just like generate star destroyers with the force Oh I mean, honestly, it kind of looked like that, didn't it? I just thought he they were built in an we don't fucking know Oh Yes, like were they built underground and he force lifted all of them up from an underground cavern Which is pretty insane, but okay kind of nuts kind of nuts not gonna lie Fucking stupid Oh Yeah, then the idea that he can just generate them thousands of star destroyers you can just generate is like whoa that's uh Jesus An impressive power to say the least and you wonder of what the additional applications of such a fucking thing would be but um I suppose we'll find out for sure in future installments where they they totally tell us exactly what all of it meant Uh, I watched Troy for the first time in six years and really enjoyed it I was curious who adapted the story into a screenplay and david benioff. Can you tell? Oh wait, uh, yeah, I David benioff and dan wise, right? That's the names of the the game of thrones people This is the thing man. If anyone says like Can't believe they've actually made something I enjoy it's like well. Hey, they did pretty well with game of thrones up to a point so Uh, there's obviously we've got you know the people being like uh Guy who made joker made the hangover movies. We can't be that good And then you've got ridley scott made prometheus and alia. It's like people are capable of doing great stuff and terrible stuff Yeah, yeah, they really are Um, also, can you tell er that I love him and ask if he likes the fate series? er, uh, this guy asked a super chat He wanted to let you know that he loves you and he wanted to ask what you think about the fate series Uh fate series. I didn't I haven't read it But I've watched fate stay night and fate zero And they're both pretty good Mm-hmm Massives we need a mando review my opinion the first season ended with a really rushed Conclusion and half of the episode should have been in season two. Hope it improves, but I'd like to hear your thoughts I think that you're already off to a good start I feel like most of the episodes were crap The majority of them were filler The ending was kind of insane In terms of this so much I I'd have to criticize for it I really liked the first episode Yeah, I like the first episode a whole lot Yeah, I like the first two And the rest kind of peered it off Uh, they should play moviebob videos on repeat at cia black site prisons to torture sand people Oh man, they will beg for raw of his roof Uh, ah my brother's alive again. Good Moviebob plays hard rock because he has a rectile dysfunction All right It all connects good shit. Yeah, what do you think of the dragon prince? Uh, yeah, that's because erie haws wrote that writer for avatar the last airbender It's not avatar the last airbender. So I'm not really digging it This goes toward buying moviebob.com rather my money goes to moviebob.com that a sex toy Yeah, well the moviebob is a good cause I bet this buddy to buy moviebob.com to moviebob lob cause Tributing to the cause to the moviebob.com fund use the super chat to buy cinema roberto The moviebob.com hail Oh, what have we done? I don't write two bucks towards buying moviebob.com. Honestly though I seriously just like I would feel weird spending that money on a meme instead of like I would way prefer to Just donate all of this to the efap.me guy Yeah, honestly if you guys want a good cause that's that's a good cause right there. Just it's so much detail and yeah For moviebob.com for the moviebob.com fund you massives have a good one my ewoks Do it everyone moviebob website is ours for the bob. Let's do this moviebob.com will be ours This is my first donation for moviebob.com dab on moviebob buy it and picture of rags asking for his monthly rest They just go to moviebob.com because they love moviebob. They just see this fucking dog with that so pretty You're like, oh bob, what is this? Oh, no bob buy it money for bob tube buy cinema roberto or don't lull For the bob Buy it moviebob money for moviebob.com. I help for cinema roberto fund I ain't no bitch. Let's follow this up For the moviebob fund do it buy moviebob.com you ewoks For moviebob, I kind of want to do it 4.95 bucks to go. I'll write for the diabetes. Oh karmic. I swear The hate bobbers of the toxic chuds Let's buy bob hub bob Uh, oh, please buy the domain, please for moviebob.com also. Hello rags Hello to for movie to for moviebob and rags any divinity original sin two tips Um, honestly, I would experiment with a lot of mods the base game is pretty good But I think some there's a particular overhead overhaul mod Let me actually see if I can look it up real quick that really does a lot to make the game fresh and interesting um, I would say that Yeah experiment with mods that you think are fun try to do everything do every fight do every mission. It helps out a lot um Do what you can to You know to to to to lock up enemies with disabling abilities So freeze them stun them, you know, that sort of thing as much as you possibly can Um, you want to really make the turn economy go in your favor prepare a lot I mean, there's a lot that goes into that game There there's it's it's hard to just start naming stuff, but those would probably be the basics Oh auto save all the time f5 f5 f5 all the time before every fight Do an auto save Let me let me let me go to steam here and look at the mods because while I'm here I want to I do want to let you know about it divinity original send to Now let's go to the workshop Let's see my files subscribed items um I would do things like there's a lot of little stuff combat luck faster casting mages Summoning tweaks. I have 35 harder classic mode um stuff like that to to balance out all the other mods um, I'm looking through my list here. I wish There's an easy way to sort it That doesn't seem like you can go ahead and Carry on and I'll look through this and once I get it. I will let you know Um, I helping rags loved the quickly down under reference Oh, yeah, man. I'm glad you did. I'm glad that there are people out there Know it Do it hashtag e fapping to bob For the movie bob fund also 86% rotten tomato score has been stuck at 86 for thousands of reviews Almost like rotten tomatoes froze it at that Yeah, I mean if you ask me do you have definitive proofs like no Do you believe it's been tampered with? Absolutely Oh, yeah, there is I don't believe it for a second The okay the the mod is DOS to divine war and I think there's a divine war compatibility patch that goes along with it Um, subscribe to those they have some really really good overhauls of the attribute system armor Things like that. I'm going through a playthrough most recently with this on and I think that it's a fantastic way to go through the game so Go for it and then as you play because the first the first file you have probably won't be the one you beat it on You'll play through and you'll play through and you'll play through And you'll probably notice things that you'd like to change along the way and then just get mods for it And kind of make the game that is most fun for you to play Um, just keep it tough. Keep it challenging There's good mods that make it more difficult as well as give you more options and a lot of good quality of life improvements for you But feel free to experiment with those go for it and just uh, just enjoy it all right, um This goes to buying movibob other super chat might not have gone through Uh If I read it it went through I guess Buy it and make it the efap website you cowards I mean, I I think that would be funny too Um, I could probably talk to keverkins about potentials for that Um Like take movibob.com and just have it redirect. Maybe There's there's there's things we can do here. Um for movibob The movibob fund for the movibob fund funds to secure movibob for the movibob fund Hello, all my ewoks buy it do it for the vine My favorite ewok was bought in luther king jr I'm doing my part keep up the great content my ewoks. No Uh mcc and overload the anime is fantastic. I've bought 10 books of the light novel series Um, the only person with it. Oh, there you go. Our anime expert on the panel does not know Lacking Buy it Yep, a couple gwaps for my fellow ewoks Five bucks to spread the efap empire in life war in death peace in life shame in death atonement For the blob this money must go to making bob depressed It would be you know, just the cherry on the cake would be any acknowledgement from him And I imagine it would come in the form of like what? Low lives that they they bought that and they did that those creatures Um movibob.com equals efap hate mongers of the toxic brood for the movibob.com Also, just finished the mandalorian tikiya I think they mean taika is a good comedy director, but one in the god emperor's name was that opening scene Oh the one with the um the stormtroopers like scout troopers. Yeah, yeah doing the thing where they can't aim. It's like I don't know man like I think shad wanted to talk to us about that whole thing sort of in general, but like just the idea that you have stormtroopers That are like confused at how terrible their own aim is. I'm like, what is the gag here? Like you guys realize these are supposed to actually That's a meme that they're bad at aiming. You've made it like canon That's strange. Okay. That's all Like to the point where they're questioning their own weapons. They're like are the weapons fucked or something And I know that a lot of people really like it. I just I don't know. I feel like that um It's like a fourth wall sort of thing Yeah, I feel like there's no reason to be afraid of them. They're just completely incompetent Like how are they able to a comp? How are they able to do anything? A galactic empire my ass. How There's so many of them. That's why Well, you have a thousand of them shoot surely one of them will hit something It's volley fire like the old days. Just massive lines Um I actually had fun watching rise of skywalker. I hated all the floors, but in the moment I had fun Do I have brain damage? No I mean, there were some there are some fun aspects to it. Sure. I could see why people I still think it's more palatable to an average general audience member than tlj is last jedi. Absolutely I think it is without a doubt. What do you think you are about that? Yeah That's true. I think it is designed to be that way. Yeah Because tlj is so much more and this is the thing. I'm not actually this isn't actually me being critical of tlj right now But there's a lot more uh slow To almost dour parts to the film while jj rooms is like, whoa, whoa wacky boom Have you guys seen the lighthouse and if not, are you planning to I want to see it. I've heard very good things Yeah, we can see it sometime Uh, you have my donation and my diabetes Oh Buy it here's for the movie bob.com fund also rags. Have you played near otamata? No, I haven't played near otamata yet It's good I've heard it's all right Uh, hi mohler. Hello. May the dawn be with you all very kind very kind may the dawn be with you Might as well give my share to the fund off to watch this terrible movie tonight But on the flip side, I'm definitely tipsy. Oh, that'll help Oh, yes, that will help Better make this happen my ewoks to movie bob.com Yeah, since you only fuck white women When do you do when you do a money money shot on a white woman's face? Does the nut camouflage with her skin? What a question I mean She would have to be really airing in let's just say I think the white women aren't actually like white Well, you can find some that are super pale You can find vampires. I'm sure and just oh, yeah come all over vampires. Yeah, do you like vampires? So you partial to vampires? Oh hmm More diabetes fund. Hello all my e-words Here's $10 for another great stream with a $5 deduction for breaking my two-year streak of not thinking about brekkine Oh Well, it happens despite making up only 13 percent of andor's population Oh, there's two of those. Oh my goodness. The one immediately after is 13 percent of ewoks kill 52 percent of stormtroopers on andor Very impressive Why are you streaming on more? Are you massive? Uh, where else would I stream? I guess I could stream on moola. That's probably going to be the backup plan if ever I lose streaming privileges on my main channel Uh Chud Skywalker looks like Clarence Oh the little drawing we had I guess of chud Skywalker if you remember Who's Clarence? Yeah, the is he the guy from grand theft auto? Oh possibly um Our five use my super chat monies to buy that website A mollorino and raga diddle Hello, hello Uh in the darth plague's book palpatine's master manipulates the force in test subjects to create life evil intentions And as a result the force creates anakin good I read the book years ago not 100 good memory So darth plague's was doing eviltisms and the force responded By doing good tisms creating anakin I guess It's certainly unusual the films really don't uh address much of that they like stay away for a bit. Yeah Or at least yeah, because like it's just I had there was no father moving on la la la Going on uh give the chat googly eyes Oh, yeah, I get well, you know in the memes there and they could add that if they want Uh ray should be palp's great great grand great great Sorry great granddaughter not granddaughter consider kylo is g sun grandson of vader While palpatine was a generation above vader during the prequels There's ways to make it work probably Maybe I think I'll spill us for that Um to er have you seen carbonary of the iron fortress? I have It's like attack on titan, but not quite as cool but also on a train which is pretty cool Uh It's it's a fun enough time killer soundtrack The person said it's it's essentially attack on titans with zombies and trains Yep, pretty much Why was laia looking for luke if she was already a jedi anyone think of that? I mean it's always helpful to have another one I guess I'm not against the idea that she was looking for luke I imagined that I'd be pretty pissed if I was here is my issue with it Like what the hell did you go luke we need you the fuck? Yeah, shit's going on And you're kind of some of it responsible Yeah, you find out that he's like well I left because you know the jedi kind of suck and you're like oh Do they oh and the sith they they're pretty much the same or or better? Yeah, is that what is that what you're saying? He's like no and you're like, oh No, maybe give us a hand then you asshole. So get in the fucking speeder and come on Uh movie bob calm very appreciative of your videos. Do you think that authorial intent goes into what a movie is viewed as objectively? also by movie bob's website um so I'm pretty much uh on board with death of the author entirely like if just because The creator says this is what this is when it's clearly not that thing like Through a mistake all the fact that they really wanted to portray x but they ended up with y um It's them saying it's that is about as relevant as anyone else saying it's that The as soon as if you if you paint a picture of a duck and you tell me it's the titanic I'm I'm not no it's a dog mate. Sorry Um, it is more interesting. I love to hear about it though. Say for example like Why did ryan johnson? destroy kylo's mask And you you can find out like through commentary or whatever the like he wanted to get rid of it Because it sort of like gets in the way and he's going to use it as an example of how kylo's growing as a character or whatever And you're like, oh because I don't I don't know that Like like quinton said that he sees that he's like a fanboy evader and that's like dumb And you should stop doing that But what we got in the film was snoke was like humiliating him for wearing a silly mask And like I don't like that doesn't follow me at all. I'm just confused like if it was So you got all these different Sources of what could be the actual issue someone's interpretation the director explaining it to you as to what his intention was And then following the actual dialogue in the scene And trying to conclude something from it like it's really interesting to take it in Um, and it can maybe direct you to certain elements that you may have missed like someone's saying This is how it is and then you go. Oh, shit. Yeah, that line that kind of recontextualize it or whatever, but I'm sorry. Sometimes authors are like, oh, shit. No, I meant for it to be this way Not that way and then you're like, yeah, well this way is like barely seeable from anybody's perspective. So Uh without like definitive references is complicated and I would probably want to go example by example Um, but you know like joker is another one where people like how much of it happened how much of it didn't And as far as i'm aware The director's position and the writer's position is that all of it happened except for the girlfriend um I think that I could be wrong on that I guess a better example would be the taxi driver's ending is supposed to be literal From the perspective of the filmmakers, but the way that they do it Really implies that it feels like a dream sequence There's lots of implications for why it's a dream sequence and so like even I would just be like, yeah I know that's what you guys are saying it is but you really didn't Necessarily do a great job of putting that forward and the people saying it's a dream sequence have more than valid references for that Really interesting thing to talk about though And I would rather just go case by case for each one How relevant the comments are from the person who made it are usually just going to be tied to how relevant the references and the actual content are Um I've heard the defense that snokes insults and insulting his mask was him training kylo I just I don't get what the point of the mask was in the first place Then was he just putting it on for the funsies and snoken ever liked it I don't get snook and kylo's relationship Yeah, and I don't think snook has any room to call someone else like that they look stupid He wears fucking gold bathrobe. He looks ridiculous Plus his face is fucked up He should wear a fucking mask. Boom. Yeah Anyway, uh, if a guy invites you over to his place and you see a donald gliver lando pop figure next to a pickle rick pop figure Should you be concerned? Uh, yeah, but don't abort yet Keep it in mind, but it don't abort yet. Yeah, let's call it a it's a flag not as It's not a red flag. It's a it's just a little he'll be yellow flag No red flags yet. It could be cool. Just misguided This one says er speak up Yeah, but funko pop All right, that's a no from me. That's a no straight up. No Yeah, tell molla to watch jojo Watch jojo after I've done it Uh, icky made me sad to chase. I the I the fact that I've owned dogs if his breed only made it worse Hmm Because icky was the dog and jojo, right? Oh, okay That makes more sense I believe I remember that from a conversation we had today Uh, watch jojo That makes sense then. Yeah, we have increased hit hit the meme production so that er gets happy and talks more That makes sense. Mm-hmm for the movie blob and efap.me fund also high rags Hello Movie bob site, please This one says er money um Would you like two dollars er? I mean I want to go miss I can I can list it. I've got I've got all of the ones the specific that people listed the I can just fucking Uh rags is the apex heterosexual and er looks like a lesbian Yeah, well it is a complicated timeline Got the closely cropped hair the purple Yeah, I guess so How do you feel? I can't argue with that. I just can't argue with it Um Don't kick jay longbone. She's the good jay. Yeah, I'd agree with that Yeah I watched the new star was Wednesday night. I'm the only one that thought there was something really off about the way it was edited Uh, there wasn't anything specifically I was thinking about editing wise just mainly the pacing Like busy busy busy go go go. There was a couple of long shots that were nice enough Like the camera moved a whole bunch, but it I could mostly follow it It was more just there was no time to calm down. That's what it felt like Um, but if I watch it again, I might be able to spot some stuff at the editing. Maybe I don't know It's been several days and multiple viewings and tros is still in the top three for me. I don't know why Top three of That was the whole star wars movies. Oh man. Oh You need to see a doctor, right? It's well established In non cannon and cannon that ships can't go to light speed inside a planet's gravity well yet po does it like three times Well the millennium falcon special and reasons and they don't care Inside a gravity well as in Within its atmosphere or within the the field of its gravity Close enough. I guess too close getting too shortly. They did that in the ot, right? But very bypassed the compressor. Oh, yeah There you go Someone else had thought about that. What would Han Solo know about being able to do that? Nothing, girl. Nothing the stupid old man Oh Yeah, where's that gary stew video you teased at? Every video I've teased is never coming to fruition I do that a whole bunch, but I do actually genuinely intend to make these things. I just take ages You must know this feel I'm sure of it Um I'm so sick of hearing otherwise respectable youtubers gush over the Mandalorian Mauler and rags seem to be the only ones who can see it for the shit that it is and maybe robot head it desperately needs a video takedown I mean, I don't plan to make a video But I'm happy to talk about it on a podcast at some point. Yeah, well definitely effap it But uh, yeah, no, I've been hearing loads of uh, really good things about it from lots of different people Um, I am angry joe made some videos about it. And I'm sure they're great Uh Question for the long man himself and any other effap guest has your opinion on something ever been changed on an effap debate or video? um I think I can't remember not because it necessarily hasn't happened. It's just because I don't Remember I might not remember it. Oh, I guess my perspective was changed on arrival. I Felt like I had to reframe everything I was thinking about that film after the whole like It's how time works in it it like threw me for a complete loop in that debate um Spider-man ones I wasn't fazed because I just I'd heard the arguments over and over again about the comics and I just don't I like to separate out adaptation quality. Um Then there's the game of thrones one. That was insane Uh, to say the least the major league didn't have your mind changed. No, and then there's the major lee one which was I just looked back at smack The not-so-great debate that was just funny. Um What else is there? What other debates have been had? Uh, let's see. Oh, they're a remarkable republican in shad debate. Oh, that was I can't even remember a lot of it because I was very drunk You were you were clearly very drunk. It was wonderful. Oh, it was so amusing to listen to though. I remember um Be asked for like videos we've covered Yeah I don't know if I was to be really generous I feel like it's like eight percent of the videos we covered we consider to be like good Right, maybe maybe ten All the ones I've seen on here are about Korra Which have been great, right? Yeah, so I'm a little biased um I'm sure there has been things maybe not big things But smaller things Like little details little sections maybe It's hard to think back exactly, but uh, we do More so want to cover videos that we can sort of argue the other side of We're not a like we've said this before but the problem is say for example We had a video that was just really well argued and really well referenced We're concerned that we just play it all Which we actually did with um, Eric Monroe's video, I believe But um, that was in the interest of sort of trying to promote the channel and be like, hey, it's an up-and-coming youtuber Um, give it a shot. We did it with robot heads video on plj Um, they're not exactly examples of our mind being changed with something that we sort of agree with So yeah, I'm just trying to think I don't think we've covered something we go Oh my god, I never thought of this thing that's totally changed my view on this piece of content Yeah, I was wrong the whole time turns out the movie is great. I don't think it's been anything like that It's funny. We have er here because the one of the examples I would have is get out I thought get out was pretty good and then I saw his video and I was like fucking hell get out makes no sense at all Yeah And that film was getting praised to high heaven and it's probably part of why you made that video. I'm assuming Yeah, a little bit. I might be a bit of a contrarian But uh, yeah, not so much on e-fat from what I remember like a significant opinion being changed Um 2020 resolution bring back ms paint molly If I ever make a dissection video, I will consider bringing those back. I swear Um, I'm sky door walker I remember that meme to a degree j long put n word as your twitter personal pronoun If you should put e walker there, that'd be great. He walked I'm sorry. Yeah, but it's a super chance has a er say ma re su Ma re su Look at that treating you like some kind of circus clown disgusting, isn't it? Uh molla gets swole when he's spooked Oh, yeah, for that like beam. I just suddenly get lots of muscles when like searching for It's an evolutionary adaptation Um More the picture above you is a family portrait Oh, yeah, there was um I I remember seeing in the meme. There was like a frame. Um It was it was nicely drawn meme. I liked it. There's just lots of funny little references I move bob.com and have it linked to efab.me That is that is an idea. Is it literally just you if you pay 500 you can literally buy it Is that how that works? I can you could buy it for 2,500 but you can put in bids and minimum bids or 500 Oh, I tried to put in five, but it wouldn't and and so, you know, that's uh So like five even if we did let's just say we had 500 to use on it That's still not like a guarantee or anything, right? It's a bit of a no not a not a guarantee I mean you wouldn't lose it by making the bid. Mm-hmm. It would just you know, you'd have to pay that much for the Uh er I take it by your profile pic that you're a fan of log horizon Would you consider doing a review of it and would you recommend it to someone like molaro rags? Uh, I probably won't do a review But I really do enjoy it first season's great Uh sort of online gets a lot of flak But if you want an actually good anime about people being trapped in an mmo taking it kind of seriously Developing sort of an economy and a new way of life inside of a game It's pretty cool stuff Yes, it says uh Would you recommend it to us because we love world building but don't typically watch anime I mean, I talk about world building a lot, but I would say like my favorite element is usually character before world building Characters like big tisms. I just fucking hate it when people damage world building hardcore They don't care about it. Yeah Well, I think long horizon has a good mixture of both Uh, I hope you all get to have a happy new year. Also high rags Hey, hello. Babu Frick did 9 11 All right That's an easy b but they get a bit uh rip er. No, no, he's still here Hanging in there. Thank you chase for the only play. It was funny Yeah, it was funny. I liked it It was funny. I didn't do that. The chats must flow hour six We're on six and and the current livestream is on hour 10 So I think we're actually getting there pretty close now Will we ever see the return of the pipeman? Yeah, I'm absolutely on board having uh vox's cj and snacks all to guess back um We'll sort it out eventually, you know how efap is gonna be difficult with getting people into the right times for the right things But um, I'm I'm more than on board To add to the idea mohler is an eldritch horror think hp lovecraft. His criticism is so Incomprehensive to normal critics their mind shatter my god That is pretty impressive Um, thanks incredible Thanks for keeping me sane throughout a depressing period in life off to boot camp in february I'm gonna try and get y'all some good rat till then ps high rag Oh, yeah, uh, hello and good luck. Have a good time the account that wrote that is er good Uh, if that's how you pronounce that he he's um, oh they have done A couple of pieces of some pretty cool art from what I remember. Let me check my um Fan art if I know which one yeah, he made um, he made these two Okay, check me fan art. Oh, I know that one Yeah Yeah, I know they're freaking awesome. Uh, I would really like those. Those are great We go on screen for chat. So, you know what I'm talking about A little bit lower quality because they're the discord versions, but um Yes, the uh the epic of dawn carrying metal up the mountain even got aid in there as well Yeah, uh, I assume he meant when he said, um All good rat. You might be making more of these. I don't know, but we love them. It's good shit and uh Hope you have fun in boot camp, I suppose Yeah, and you're very very talented artist. Hope to see some stuff from you again Uh, only plays on e-fap. Maybe this isn't the worst timeline Wondering if the e-fap movies can be released regardless of the doom movie tisms Also high rags. Well, you can actually watch it right now. It's on the e-fap.me website if you look I think in the e-fap episode section scroll down to the minis. There's a A version that kiva kens managed to sort of download and host separately Um, but doom as far as I'm aware I can put that out soon now Uh, so you expect it pretty soon and then once that one's done the rest of them can roll in And to remind you all we got doom lord of the rings lord of the rings lord of the rings Godzilla toy story wrinkle in time torchwood I think that's it. Have I missed any do you remember rings? I think that's it The three lord of the rings torchwood wrinkle in time doom Godzilla Godzilla story four Toy story four Think that's it Either way, all of that content is ready to go and uh, obviously um Before I think wolf mentioned it on his last e-fap that um He's in the three lord of the rings ones So it's just a good old me rags and wolf riffing on lord of the rings And I am excited to get the fellowship version out that one was uh, it's the it's so good Lots of fun to make guys And I it's been teased for like a billion years, but it's finally gonna be coming out sued I swear. Um Anyway possible double super chat, I don't know but apocalypse now was a better love story than ralo Agreed also high chase J longbone kick guests moeller and rags. Oh damn want to kick us never Yeah, we are unkickable Um All eu fans be glad marajade was never cannon. They would have had her a black red head with uh, like every other ginger like ariel Well, this is what I mean about like how people like hey, they should do x they should do y they should do z It's like, I don't know no keep them away. You don't want to trust disney with things you like their track record is What they did to look look what they did to han like why do you want to touch these things? Uh hyal and rags first super chat Um Wanted to say thanks for all the content and hope you've enjoyed some of the memes. I've made you have the good work I'm sure we have glad you like it means the good shit. And yeah, uh, thank you 60 of the time palpatine's plans work all of the time I mean, they never work Because ultimately ultimately they never work. They could work temporarily Remember when kevin smith said something like the end of tros will melt your mind watching his one hour renew now Can't imagine how he justifies that I oh do we need to see that We can't do a one hour video on efap. Can we is No, I mean not not on efap. I don't think yeah, I don't think we'll oh we could probably check it out at some point maybe Um Hey er, I hope you're well I am thank you I'm all I wanted to thank you for making my 2019 the first year of heavy movie consumption I've caught so many classics such as the departed that you pointed out and my god movies are great. Hi rags Hello And yes movies are great when you watch specific ones There's a lot of uh tisby ones, but There's a reason why I'm very passionately involved in movie discussion. Movies are awesome when they're awesome Uh, did you massive show er that weird plant fan art? I drew weeks ago. I'm curious what he thinks of it Are you talking about stratomire? Yeah, I thought that was is that let me I'm pretty sure I've got it saved here or was there another The plant one. Oh, I think they may have been more than one It's gonna be so I have like thousands of memes and um I don't know if I'll be able to find that one specifically but uh Er, have you seen any memes of you like a plant getting fed water when you're dying? That's so familiar. Well, I know they're done. Yeah Well, they tweeted Oh, yeah, if you've tweeted it y'all there's a good chance you may have seen it Yeah I've got a folder for diabetes on my computer Yay, so many diabetes Such great art as well like people making full-on Some of them are crazy. Some people just the muse flows through them when it comes to diabetes Uh, moeller if you haven't done the super chat video with wolf yet, please tell him hello all my e-words Somewhere in that conversation also high rags Hello um, I'm sure we'll have We're gonna have to tell him about the the ewok stuff for sure if he doesn't know about it Because my god Quinton, what have you done? Um, also, man, you guys weren't kidding when you said that the only good episodes of the mandalorian were the first two No, we weren't kidding. I was gonna say like we don't joke around That's not what we do. We really wanted to love mandalorian Like yay, this could be really great and they were like, oh I remember when fringy you and myself when we watched it. We were like a man Not gonna call it too early, but this is really good and i'm i'm i'm ready for it and now well Uh thoughts on mandalorian seven and eight redeemed or no terrible terrible. They did the opposite Kind of stupid I don't want to get into it right now, but yeah, that's fucking stupid Uh last e-fap of the decade or surprise new year's eve stream also high chase so I like the idea of doing a new year stream the only thing is that that's gonna be like a day from now and Like I really want to kick on with my video and I don't know if I can do another 12 hours of a week out of not editing but Maybe we could do something short of some kind. Maybe we could even play something I kind of like doing something for new years. So i'm not sure yet Yeah, definitely not a bad idea. I shall discuss ideas with ragas Ragas potential guest is E-fap anime moly you seem ghost in the shell. I have not I love ghosts in the shell so much rags has and I think er and chaseface have Um avatar ebender would be good as well so uh Avatars on my list ghost in the shell wasn't but I don't see any reason why it wouldn't be, you know, maybe um Yeah, which is worse ray cora or core ray Surely core ray would be the worst Combo both of them was like, oh god Yeah, but that's I don't know core ray could be funny Like a hideous creature that's morphed for both of them Yeah, like a horrible feeling universe fusion But yeah, I mean obviously the answer is core Yeah, I'm popular opinion jojo memes make me wish I didn't exist My best friend is infuriated that I refuse to watch it. You can tell me to kiss Kill myself all day Like is is that the memes coming from the fan base meaning that you you got put off from watching it in general I guess maybe It's not the first I've heard of it. A lot of people get put off of watching or even trying rick and morty because of the fan base unfortunately Um more or sub to average pixel after you treat out his reload animations video the best video editing I have seen on youtube. Cheers for that very underrated youtuber, but I mean Dear, I say not anymore. He fucking exploded with that. Um Reload video It was kind of crazy because he was getting like Hidiously low views and then that video just kicked off and I think he's doing all right now Yeah, 1.5 million for that video which again, I watched that with friggin rags, I believe um Very cool video and lots to think about it was um, it's a perfect storm. It's a subject that doesn't get talked about a lot He did his research. He's got great editing good voice well scripted imported Just good shit Yeah, that's that's average pixel satisfying reloads for anybody who's curious Check it out Uh b-stars watch it. It's a good show. It's coming to netflix very soon or you can sail the high seas for it Hey, gotcha First draft two thousand words in two thirds of the way into the movie I felt like I left a lot out which I need to add first time doing this. Maybe I'll actually release it Go for it, dude Yeah, absolutely. Give it a shot. Give it a try and give it a see See This movie was member berries and sorry for tlj changed my mind I think it was a lot of things. Uh, those definitely included definitely got member berries But uh, we're also dealing with some tlj sucks. Am I right boys in that movie? But it also has like crazy, uh Again, I don't get I didn't even realize the you know like major lee's gonna be really happy about the relo moment, right? Because he that's like what he was gutting for do you remember how we were like what like what is the implication? Where did that come from? But apparently jj thought that something was there that we didn't see like why would ray and kylo be the robots came out of Dover for me I don't get it. I don't know what they see in each other I mean, I guess she's the most powerful being in the universe or whatever but And so i'm left to conclude what she sees in him like yeah, I don't know And so I assume he's trying to panda to the people who wanted that I guess And then it just like he panders to so many different demographics in that film Like the white supremacists. Yeah, he pandered to the nazis. Can you believe it? Ah just for that sweet sweet money sweet nazi money Not me though Uh theory disney never watched the original trilogy, but rather they watched the robot chicken star was parody instead And that's how palpatine survived I mean if it makes sense, you know, that's that's what I reckon It's not the most nonsensical thing in that movie PR review title brainstorming episode nine or rise of sky people in parentheses I'll put them under advisory I'm still I'm still picking up a name actually I don't really settle down on one Lots of potentials there Mm-hmm Saw uncut gems in a packed theater crowd was more engaged than tros All for me this year and black jupower Nika is one of the year's best lines Oh, I don't know if that's from uncut gems. I guess Did you like it raw if raw liked uncut gems? Maybe it's a true nazi masterpiece Or not so bad Sorry rag is But mando was always poopus dudus It wasn't the first episode and the second episode were good Assuming you animu guys are still there. What are your thoughts on goblin slayer and tanya the evil? Haven't seen him Now that's like the mandalorian if you want to watch something good There you go on that Wait and tony the evil is So goblin slayer is good Yes, okay Basically autistic guy in a helmet With a very rational hatred for goblins And he just goes on Oh more than you need And tony the evil is it's okay. It's all right Uh, yes spongebob gets really bad. It became a parody of itself with how hard it's trying to be itself I remember getting sad when I was younger. I could tell when the writers changed all Mm-hmm Rags if your Esso wants to poop with the door open Yeah, what do you do if your esso wants to poop with the door open? Hey, if he she wants to poop with the door open Fine This they can put they can poop with the door open But when I'm pooping that door is closed. All right There you go Uh chase the anime pacing is really slow, but the manga is fast-paced and gets the point again showing that manga is superior Read berserk you Then just says n. I Uh, maybe nini. I'm sure he's going for nini. Nini. Yes Nitpicker you nitpicker. That's probably what it was nitpicker hour seven We are we're uh, we're on 10 in real time catching up. Oh my god YouTube is banned in china I'm being a criminal using vpn only for red letter meteor and efap. I risk being imprisoned for rich evans and high rags Oh, hello, just be careful, man. Yeah, be careful And of course if you're gonna risk anything for anyone rich evans is a good choice, but rich evans Yeah, there's no hollywood star with whom I'd rather rich risk it Uh, thank you. Yeah, um, have y'all watched Bakemono guitar yet? I'm gonna get to the point where I can bounce that cleanly eventually I'm sure But no no Have you None of us Um, use this money to put together a crew of professionals to rescue quintons lover hashtag save q doll A team of professional really breaking into his house and taking the top magnetism systems Uh game of thrones destroyed and game forgotten star wars raped only one film stands atop the rest a story about a defeated clown rising up kino Yeah, joker did better than all of them Um, I think the st is just the fantasized retelling of the events of the st from rey Is scavenger who spent her life without purpose and dreaming of being a central part in the struggle of the galaxy You saying she's an unreliable narrator Except she doesn't have a motivation Don't forget about efap mini beetle borgs is a tism Big bad beetle borgs What's that referencing Big bad beetle borgs. What are they? It's like old um Old uh, like all power rangers sort of things except their beetles Yep, uh kim possible was way better than totally spies. It was if buffy fused with james bond and they made it a cartoon Oh, there you go. Everyone should watch kim possible Watch kim possible Ever heard of spider raiders if not google it spider raiders spider raiders Looks like uh anime 21 season Spider people with spider mechs or something. I don't know but all right Spider raiders It's a wonderful life. It's such a perfect pure film. Everybody should watch it with family on christmas If you didn't this year, make sure you do next year All right Amola when is the next tfa video coming out? Sorry just kidding. Love your stuff Take as much time as you need to create the next great spark of longtism bad fires Well, thank you stuff is on the way And uh ps rags. Hi Hey Uh hello er Hello could a half black half white kid be called grayscale without it backfiring into a cute accusation of scaly hood I'm not exactly the one you should go to for that What's the question? It's in the game of soran's universe grayscale is about having a disease scalestism. So No, it depends on what universe we're talking about You want that on your penis? Do you want that on your penis? I don't want that on my penis I don't want the scaletism You can argue that it's not a 9 11 Out of sorry 9 out of 10 not 9 11 9 out of 10 It was this it was this forward slash. I read it as a 1 that was my bad You can argue that it's not a 9 out of 10 It is angry jew on man of steel Their dceu ranking list is rise of skywalker level of tizm Uh how it should have ended said it's not the worst star wars movie and the celebration of the old films. No Amen, let people enjoy it 86 audience score. What can we say? What can you do? Angry jew, huh? That was uh, that was a slip of the tongue by rags in The jenny jebi nickles episode Well angry joe angry jew Right rags clearly harboring some hatred for mexican jewish people I have no problem with the mexican jewish people All right Mine negros Yeah, there you go pronounced it like that. So i'm fine akira do it Akira's a good, right? Yeah Yeah, I always thought of the midichlorians as a way to explain natural proficiency You might have more or less at birth, but that doesn't mean you can't train to be better Yeah, pretty much Really though I mean like a actual power level So well with what they were saying earlier about how they're like just an indicator of potential Um, so like how you have someone who could be like really good at Certain sports, I guess, but they still need to do a whole bunch of other things in order to be Best at said sport Then just they can do naturally Um, and then it's like, okay, but then is that random between each person the potential or is it like if you're a skywalker you're more Proficient naturally or you've got a little bit more natural talent and I guess that is how it works You've got a bit more natural bonuses depending on your family's bloodline and proficiency themselves Yeah Um, but I suppose I would need more flashing out. Yeah, it's it's very very hard to nail it down with just the mainline movies Uh, when will you guys be doing a stream with sargon? We'll have to reschedule at some point. We can make it up. Yeah, well We did like mention this like we knew this was gonna happen like rise of skywalker was gonna Infect conversation for a while, but it'll happen. We'll get around to it Um, I am sure none of you watch college football But that targeting call against ohio state was objectively dick cancer Yeah, I got nothing Yeah, I I don't think I I didn't see that game. I couldn't tell you I couldn't tell you my man Uh, does that mean that the best car from mandalorian is supposed to be the star was equivalent of nazi gold I guess so That stuff was really good Like it's protected him significantly throughout the show that is yeah, he's that is really good Like to the point where I don't see I'll hit it should be an insanely valuable resource that people are just Oh people want to get all over that Also to the point where i'm not sure how he survived before he had that Because yeah, because he takes a lot of shots Yeah, man He's it's it's like he uh, he shouldn't buy on it Should rely on it Yeah, steven universe future movie reviews is my wish I loved your review of the first series my favorite parts are the beginning and middle. Please grand He's grand Yeah grand That might be a while My friend, but maybe Me Also, do you like junji ito horror stories? Yeah, thanks I'm familiar with them Uh, but I haven't really read more than two. I don't think both are very good though Uh, just got back from rise of skywalker really like the palpatine bits other than that the movie was kind of bad I liked it more than the last jedi though. It was more entertaining I agree there it was more entertaining sure. I find it more entertaining. Yeah Um Which is the true og jedi don jeb walker or babu frick Question Say the question one more time the true og jedi don jeb walker or babu frick Oh, I think Put my vote in for frick Could you imagine little babu frick with a lightsaber kit? I mean Is there a reason why one of his people couldn't be a jedi and use a lightsaber? And have the force power nothing stopping him get that disney plus series going Yeah, there you go Yeah, I think the don sort of He's a collective umbrella of more things than just the jedi like it's probably babu frick and then the don sort of Overseas all things as naturally Uh guys we saw the end of the skywalker saga infinity saga and a game of thrones all this year. What the hell do we talk about next year? Oh, there's always going to be more something good. Hope no, I didn't um We can talk about uh I don't know there's always gonna be more things Always gonna be always gonna be more stuff But it is kind of interesting to think like marvel's big Partial finale the star was quote-unquote finale game of thrones finale like, hmm only in one year Um Hello all you massives have any of you seen 28 days later and 28 weeks later opinions on either I have I've seen them both I really like 28 days I don't really care for 28 weeks, but I will say 28 weeks his opening scene was really good Yeah, to be more definitive I would have to watch them again, but I just remember liking them both Yeah, same Uh, if er shows a bobby to rags, I'll give you both a kiss A bobby, yeah Shows a bobby to wrap a what a bobby What's that? Well, nothing Don't even know what it is And I guess was do you know what it is I don't know It's slang for a british police officer if he all shows you a british police officer a bobby, um A slang Uh It says Police officer Yeah, I I don't know what a bobby is Oh, well, what if I did show you a british police officer? Well, then what then what I have to kiss you. Is that what the deal is? I think I think he said he would kiss you'll give you both a kiss Oh, that'd be nice. Hmm Um Winston and bob look like old lighthouse keepers. I get it. I get it That kind of works. I can see that actually I would even watch that film just to honor them as as creatives Who's more useless knights of ran or the golden company? It's always going to be the golden company even the knights have rendered more than the golden company did What the nice rendu Found people for kylo All right, they didn't do much with it, but that is already more than the golden company just stood there and died. That's all they did I mean kind of what they did too though. Yeah, but they did slightly more By finding a person I guess Yeah, I guess they went by default because I cannot stress if you could the golden company did fucking nothing They should have existed. There was no point Um Off to work fellas. We'll finish watching when I get back also high rags make mohler. Hello. Watch the astarty's short videos, please Thank you I believe we have haven't you mohler. I definitely watched Some if not a few now because they made efat memes about them. I think there's only four I think there's only four Um Quinton is well, shall we say an sjw? I hate to use that word, but he embodies that and embraces all of its toxicity. He's not good Definitely losing his marbles as time goes on But you know this is my first super chat. Love you guys and the work you do with efap miss wolf giving my best also high rags Hello, and we shall and thank you Eos sex appeal is overwhelming me. I have to get out. I'm sorry And I can't blow your heart It's hard to resist Everything chase says is wrong and kojima is still a hack rags is shit too. Fuck off Okay Rags and chase get him beat the fuck out Hmm, I love my hero, but I agree with chaser on the fan cringe My main reason is because it's a superhero type comic that does its job of being a comic slash manga Oh my hero academia, I guess because I love my hero I guess Uh, also don't mean don't you mean watch through it chaser. Hey, oh I'm sure chase would appreciate Um, hey, yeah thoughts on mine come Uh a little heavy, but you know Yeah, nothing else to do Some summer reading There's a there's a video going around now of a of a boy who asks his grandfather for minecraft for christmas And when they're all open in presence as a family He opens it up and it's mine camp because his grandfather thought he said mine camp God of the book for his birth or for christmas Wow, that's amazing. Oh, he's just a little kid This is hilarious. I want to see the little heavy reading for the boy, but all right What if the parents were like, why did you ask for this? He's like, oh, it's not the video I asked for minecraft He probably didn't even know what mine camp is. Yeah Uh, do you think desk bullshit gets ashy? I I don't know how to respond to that Gets ashy I don't know I'm pretty sure ashy skins caused by lack of moisture. So you got lotion for that Uh, hello mohler wags and esteemed guests. Hello. Hello, master rags a few e-faps ago You said every grown man should own a sword. I feel the same way about firearms So naturally I now own a cutlass from cold steel now as a result 10 out of 10 would impulse buy again um Let me see cutlass the 1917 I all I know is cutlass cold steel. That's all I got cold steel. They make a 1917 cutlass and it looks pretty sweet Um, yeah, I got a my sword arrived last week and I'm very very pleased with it so far I really think it's awesome Um, in fact, I actually ordered a rifle Uh, yesterday and it's on its way. So I'm I'm arming up I I I got it in my feeling that there might be a boogaloo soon. So I gotta you know, I gotta get ready Friendly weekend warriors in the chat. I guess he woke up. Oh, he is he did he wake up? Yeah, we're still going because that's what we do Um The guy by the name of mad black atheists said only losers stream for four hours losers He says yet you're more popular than him. So who's the loser here? Yeah, we don't stream for four hours. I was gonna say 12 hours. So we're clearly winners Yeah, he wouldn't think we're losers. He said if you stream for four hours, you lose Obviously, he's trying to say you should be streaming for more than four hours Yeah, of course we yeah, so yeah, we agree with him. Good stuff. Okay. Um What about game of thrones all four seasons were amazing? Oh I get it. I get it Iraq's what do you massives think of edf xcom and the new gears games? Um, so I played the most recent edf that came out and it was Really goofy but kind of charming in the same way. I don't even know what to compare edf to it's just a super campy sort of shooter game It definitely worth a look, but man it is out there. That's it's a defense force, right? Yes, earth defense force I didn't play the second one he mentioned. Um He is what was it? No, no wait xcom I haven't played xcom, but I did play gears 5 and it was pretty good Um, I really liked the campaign. It was fun I played it once through solo and then once at a harder difficulty with a friend and we had a good time playing it It's expensive though, but if you get the xbox game pass, which is like really a really great deal Then you could get it for like a dollar five bucks and you could play it through I didn't care for the multiplayer really at all But I thought the campaign was uh long enough to go through and it was enjoyable and I think it's worthy of a look It's gorgeous too. Really gorgeous. The cutscenes look great um Some of the best cutscenes I've ever seen um Also rangs. What do you think of monster hunter world and or monster hunter? Uh, I I can't remember what that stands for I Have not played monster hunter I have I really like monster hunter world. I think it was a really awesome game and that uh It's a bit heavy for a pc to run But if you can run it, uh, it's pretty much everything that I wanted from a Easy version of monster hunter because I played it on psp for like ages This is monster hunter world Yes, because I know I got people who play that sort of thing. So Uh Chase face come on e-fap more and be the weeb to help out even this sausage fest. Here's your sugar money. Uh, Have any of you guys watched black sheep 2006? If not, I couldn't recommend it more It's basically the room without all the boring parts Oh, is that good? Is that a funny movie? Um, but yeah, no I'm not here to bit Uh, do chris stuckman's rise of skywalker review I mean we could give it a tester. I doubt he's a tester and it would be done Yeah, that's the other problem with him his videos are super short and he barely says anything Uh, we could do it. We could line up a couple short ones Maybe maybe every once in a while we do some short save some short videos for like a marathon Or we try to pound through them pretty quick Uh, I could agree with the idea that ryan wasn't as bad since he was trying something different If he hadn't done it in the second movie of a trilogy This is an interesting like You know, it's like how much how much uh, do we judge them for not only their intentions, but also the execution the You know It's complicated. He really fucked up. But so did jj. This is why I don't want to take that away Uh, disagree with DS as just bad, but I love chase's opinion. I think uh ds which anime is that Death stranding. Oh That's an anime as far as I could say it's fine. I like kind of They are kind of anime-ish in ways Um, this super chat says does er talk Occasionally He said occasionally Uh, what do you guys think of the clone wars cartoon made by samurai jack creator? Which one is that the 2d? Uh, yeah, the little short ones. I haven't seen them It's been so long since I have seen them. I couldn't I remember liking him as a kid Yeah, same Maybe those are they're probably on youtube or something somewhere. Maybe we should maybe we should go through and watch him because they're kind of Kind of short. They're like a bunch of little b-chapters Yeah, maybe um You cannot abort that which has been born You could still You can still kill murder them though. Yeah, you could you could have bought them All right, just I'm referring to just the sequel trilogy abort them Even though they're all dubbed out just kill them in this leak. It's fine Luke skywalker the portion. Yes What was your takes on rlm's review? I enjoyed it and still agree with their sentiments on As bad as the sequel trilogy is pt is still worse rich evan says so I disagree with that. I think that the prequels are way better than the sequel trilogy I think the wrong and a few other things a lot of details if I was in the room I would have mostly agreed with their stuff But I would have definitely disagreed with some of the things that they said I was I was just playing minecraft as one does Listening to the review and I was like, yeah, I don't know if I'd say that and I don't think I'd go I don't agree. I mean their overall sentiment. Sure But a lot of the details and things they said I just didn't I got a really strong impression that they were like about the whole thing Like they just didn't really even want to necessarily talk about it that much Kind of yeah, even though it's like one of the longest ones But yeah, like and just it seemed kind of like Not in a bad way in terms of like entertainment because I still enjoyed the video But like a little bit all over the place in terms of like, what do we even talk about? I was like, how dumb this plot point is How this behind the scenes thing probably happened How JJ is friends with these people and these people did these things how this trilogy is acting You know, I mean like it felt like we were jumping between all kinds of different subjects Which is fine. I was interested to listen to them. It's just that um I don't know that they watching that movie. Yeah Added their minds Yes And I just I don't know. I think it's really hard especially Revenge of the Sith revenge the Sith's better than the sequels by far I think it's okay. Yeah, absolutely Yeah Also rich evans laugh can cure cancer probably Oh, I think that's probably just true now. Yeah Make baby Yoda retcon the disney sequels Does baby Yoda have that kind of power? I don't know Um, I wanted to thank you guys listening to your work has increased my writing a hundred fold. You're doing god's work Good stuff. Thank you Uh, half of this is for efab.me half for the movie bob.com. You massive love y'all Thank you very much For the efab.me cause balanced as it should be very well Uh, er, what are your thoughts on daisy ridley taking two hours to close her mouth in the rise of skywalker? Or are we gonna have to wait for your official review? I will say That I found it a twist on convention Uh ron tomatoes changed from verified to all audience Um, I'm assuming let me just check this out of curiosity. You have to like that's what they did right like they said It used to just be everybody but now it's like you have to be A verified audience member as well. It would anyone else required for that? It's just like an email confirmation or something. I think you have to you have to make an account I guess and I don't know what else goes into it Verified ratings. How do you Get rid of that? I don't care if they're verified or not All audience there we go. How does that look? Well, yeah, I mean it's the the curated or verified ones are still 86. I still find that music. It's like Sure, it's 86 fine Um Good night. All my Ewoks see this chat in the morning Good night moviebob.com is listed at 2500 USD get your super chats in your masses. We need this also i mohler and er I guess I mean you meant say hi so hi and it just says rags. You're okay Yeah, you bet man. I that's probably the nicest thing that anyone's ever said to me really you are okay Uh, do you guys think that shows in which people travel in some form of a vehicle ship car plane spaceship? With the vehicle being plot armor and carnit. Are we able to tell good stories? Say that one more time. Huh Do you guys think that shows in which people travel in some form of vehicle be it a ship a car a plane or a spaceship? With the vehicle being plot armor and carnit. Are we able to tell good stories? What do you mean the vehicle being plot armor and carnit? Yeah, that's a strange question Because um, I mean if we just take mandalorian for example, there's an episode that begins with his ship getting blown apart And he has to land Our plane ship. Yeah, like all of them. I wouldn't go as far as saying plot armor and carnit I'm curious. I mean they can I mean, but you you also have things like mad max and stuff where cars get blowed up and things of that nature, um I mean as cars cars getting beat up. There's a great way to show progression of damage Well, there's obvious head What's the property you can think of where the like the main vehicle that's run makes them immune? The only thing I think of is maybe the TARDIS, but even that gets fucked up name falcon that gets damaged all the time, right? Yeah, it's like they it takes an insane amount of damage then gets repaired in the sequel It's like in the rise of skywalker that thing's like on fire. It's getting beat to shit Look at how it was and and look at how it was in the solo movie That thing got fucked up and lando just flies it away true Um, but see I wouldn't even blame the vehicle at that point. I would just call it It's just plot armor in general. I just pull writing in. Yeah, that's the showrunners There are the the makers of the show being like, oh, yeah great It can be but I again the alternative is a vehicle can get damaged and The windows can get busted wheels can get blown off They can get dense bruises bullet holes things like that and that's not actual damage to like a character But it shows that they're taking Fire they're being attacked there. There's the risk of damage that's there And that's a way to show progression over, you know a period of time Like they start a journey with a vehicle or a car and by the end of the journey It's like a top gear episode the cars beat to shit and it's busted and dirty Uh Correction on an earlier chat. I can't spell. Sorry. I said Iggy's death made me sad too It's made worse because I own dogs that were the same breed as him. Sorry. I was typing fast from And uh, yeah that uh, I think that was on the conversation about like what and get to you on an emotional level Whether or not it's like well written and stuff So pets pets totally do it for loads of people Uh, hey evap crew. I'm writing a story out for a fighting game I will eventually start on I wanted to ask if I could use the evap crew as characters Go for it Yeah, absolutely. That could be interesting. Hmm Uh, when will you guys do a video praising the consistency of the latest mission impossible movie? Fallout didn't we do that? Yeah, we had a whole we had a whole episode about fallout and there was a debate for fallout afterwards We love that move that movie was like is like shockingly good. Oh, yeah, those are back-to-back evaps. I believe Yeah, man. We had that was southpaw debating ren's reviews with us sort of hanging out and jumping in and uh Yeah, we had a lot of good things to say about fallout Um, that was the episode where we literally showed him something happening and he said this doesn't happen Showed him the scene of it happening Accept it Honestly, that'll probably just be my go-to Whenever someone wants someone to explain what moving the goalpost says like is that that's it right there. That's it Uh, the literal is okay to be like, oh, I just missed that scene for whatever reason. I just missed it I guess I just left the room or I had to pee or or I blinked like if I said That car came out of nowhere and then you go What do you mean? It was it was it came on that street and then I go Oh, sorry, what I mean is that it came in really fast not that I didn't see it It was just really fucking fast like a clarification But it wasn't that it was like sticking to a point until definitively proven wrong That new point comes out of nowhere and you're like, wait, I thought it was okay. Let's deal with this one then Um, but yes interesting nonetheless You the literal dark comedian mr. Metica mr. Metica er I get a weave as well Um super weave ultra weed Hey, er any cons you're hitting up this year No You typically go to any cons. I just watched the stuff hanging around weebs You study them I guess a little bit I got up close to that chase guy True. Did you get notes? Yeah, a few Um, I would never treat er as a clown big fan of him would never disrespect Also, what manga and anime do you recommend my good man? You the best guest That's Well anime science gate Let's do that one and for manga Try lucifer and the biscuit hammer There you go Rags for a million. Who would you Suck off quintin or diabeto Wait, so the question assumes that you're okay with it first of all Because you would well if if I can opt out I would but if I was forced at gunpoint to relate to one of these two Probably sugar, yeah Um, I'm not big into sweets. That's the thing you you pull badly. How do you deal with this? Man, I don't I don't know if it would be worse if they had a really big coca a really small one Um I'm gonna go with quintin But that's Yeah, I feel Just because diabeto so terrible like awful But I guess that's who I would okay. Yeah, it's really tough to stress how awful diabeto is So I I guess I'd go with quintin. Yeah If I absolutely had to Also, see if you guys can bring it's a Gundam as a guest to the show I'm not against that idea Yeah, maybe you bet. Uh, the ER mean was in the discord. I don't have twitter Uh, again, don't know if he has seen it or not because there's more than one example of ER being awakened by, um, stuff being poured onto him as a plant I've only seen one. Oh, well, you probably saw the stratomire one then I would imagine Don't know for sure though. Maybe Yeah, uh, just if you can send it on twitter or Hopefully if you resend it in, um, maybe send it on the on the subreddit just so that I can try and find them It's hard to find specific ones Um, but yeah, it would be I mean if you want ER to see it make a twitter and add him with it You probably you'll probably see it then wouldn't you? Yep Just watch polar good thing. I've got efap to cleanse the palette Polar bad was polar Let me take a look There's two movies called polar in 2019 It's a Mads Mickelson movie. Yeah, I'll guess it's that one A retiring world's top assassin Duncan vizla aka the black kaiser Is settling into retirement when his former employer marks him as a liability to the firm Against his will he finds himself back in the game going head to head with an army of younger faster Ruthless killers who will stop at nothing to have him silenced Initial release January 20th January 25th 2019 parentheses, Nigeria All right Um, it's got a 20 on the critic score and a 65 on the audience And it's a netflix film so we could go we could watch polar together wonderful Uh, just watched. Oh wait. Yeah. Uh, what does er think of my hero academia? I'm there for the fights, which are pretty good Sam sad I'm so late, but thank you guys for all the lovely faps also high rags Hello Have you guys looked at star wars law youtubers or you star wars law youtuber in general? Uh, no I don't typically i'm assuming you're referring to like people who go over like much more extensive and deeper stuff I don't typically Um Er excited sand people noises. Oh my goodness Also high raggle poo How hello Hey, hi, uh, this one just says hey rags Hey Loved your fallout 76 review. Have you kept up with the recent hacking bullshit such as stealing players entire inventory? Anyway, merry christmas. Happy new year. I've heard about that I I have indeed heard of that. Um Yeah, there's there's hacks people have now where they could basically just take all the stuff from your inventory At a distance and this includes like microtransaction stuff that you bought If you're fucking retarded enough to buy microtransactions and pay Bethesda money and fallout 76 then um People can just take that from you. So That's cool Rags you ready for civil war two virginia boogaloo also hi Hi, yeah, i'm ready Moli your videos were the first I watched ensuring I wasn't insane for not liking tlj looking forward to your ros videos May the force be with you It's on the way And i'm already very happy with um, I've shown the intro. I made like a an edit and uh I've shown a few friends already and they laughed at it. So I was happy that it should work out I'm excited to get that video out, but it's still gonna take some time Um with riser skywalker underperforming Do you think canady will be stripped of power but allowed to sort of float around until their contract is up? Honestly, no idea I have no idea you would think that that's what should be done, but fuck man. Who knows what their plan is I know if it was me she would have been gone a long time Uh is rose was a part of the rebel alliance She would have zapped han and thrown him in a cell on harthory When he tells them that he has to leave She wouldn't have been very useful ever in the uh, yo t. I think she would have gotten a lot of people killed She's a bit of a thinking so do a strange one um Peanut butter mayonnaise and banana sandwich. Yes or no No, i'm gonna vote no myself rags. What you reckon? Say that one more time peanut butter mayonnaise and banana sandwich. Yes or no No It takes a little bit of line Um, I want to see an rlm versus efab debate on which star wars trilogy is the worst You guys would put up a decent case, but then rich evans would laugh and win rip I don't even see how it's a competition. Keep them distracted. Yeah. I mean, it's basically which one's worse But I think that we'd be able to I mean the sheer destruction that the sequel trilogy does To the ot to the state of the universe is just It's really Like holy shit Did the sequels rip and tear through all of the ot's like significant elements that are just all damaged at this point All three of those sequel trilogy movies did huge blows and just like damn While the prequels on the other hand, um feel happily separated for the most part They're connected via anakin becoming vader and a few tisms with the force But you compare and you're like downright reserved the prequels are downright reserved Uh, once I get around to finding artists and animators, I will try and get in contact with you all in time If possible, that is also it will be done in a way of guilty gear xrd art style All right Ra join mawler's discord also high er Hello And that's caught up on the stupid chats for this stream now over to um The stream labs ones and we've only got an hour left. Basically. We're just going to try and do as much overflow as we can Um Love your work mawler. Thank you um Ari quintin butt mad about no rose fin romance the chinese do not like seeing interracial relationships be Between one of their own and a black person regardless of which sex that is having a serious romance would probably get it banned in china Would it actually get straight up banned or would it just not be popular? I mean if if the government decides it's not up to party values, then it will be banned They banned much less Um by that shit mawler, please tell er that he talks way too much Hardly anyone could get a word in while he was going on and on and on for the first hour of the stream I was actually starting to get Tired of his voice. Yeah, chill the fuck out. What are your jabs cream down? What are your jabs? Um Happy christmas. You massive f n words mawler. You were visited by the marie loy this year But the creepy horse skeleton thing Your welsh folk tale. Did you win the rap battle to keep your beer? I need a new video opinion on koto Oh wait, so Rap battle to keep my beer Anyone recognize that? The what the marie loy? No, the rap battle. Oh, I guess that is with the the horse. Okay. Yes in that case. Yes Um, I need a new video opinion on koto versus binding of isaac versus system shock versus neo automata You know, that would be quite a long video comparing all four of them Um, that's a lot of stuff to cover. They are some wildly different games right there, but um No, I love a challenge Love the show you guys inspire me to write about media and after half a year of procrastination I'm going to continue writing about shadow Chernobyl good stuff Still on efap 51 so I can't wait to hear from you later Uh, dude where's critique? Part I think it's all three the editing on the first two parts of my favorite work you've done Uh, anyways Thanks for staying objective and not letting anyone influence you to say something irrational keep up the good shit my friend Yeah, the the editing on those is what takes them so fucking long to make but uh, I'm like really happy with them when they're finally done I'm like, yes They they're fine forever in terms of like I didn't like, uh Cut any corners on a particular visual that sort of thing. I'm like finally, but Obviously they take a while critique part three being uh, august 2020 that is the view date Rags locked me in there's nothing I can do. Sorry. Blame him. That's the that's what you got Sometimes you got to do what you got to do Um Did you know that the star destroyers and palpatine's fleet aren't old imperial sds? He hid away despite using sensors from the oldest version They're 800 meters longer despite looking identical other than the gun. I bet jj went back in and demanded bigger They're 800 meters longer Why are they 800 meters longer Boy, it's a someone put up apparently that he uh, it's um, they they stalked by 3000 people each That's crazy I know And they were just sitting on the ship just being like, all right, where are we going like nowhere because we don't know Which way's up? I oh Oh All right We'll be over here if you need us All right, yeah You can't like if I you know, I don't think you could ever get uh, jj to Do a stahlsfilm ever again now and I think he's because like he'd be like, how do I go bigger than that? And you're like, maybe that was never supposed to be what you were supposed to do. How about that? Maybe you don't have maybe you don't have to be bigger. Maybe the problem is that there's no intimacy in it There's no closeness. There's no connection Your stakes are just in fucking bizarro world. They're incomprehensibly large There a scale that people just can't connect with That's the problem and and it's funny because Marvel went with half of the universe has been erased and yet they still felt smaller Because jj just went so crazy with what we understand because it affected a bunch of people that we cared about Uh, but like what you have prices on infinite earths and it's like literally infinite worlds Infinite realities will be destroyed and you're like, how do you get bigger than that? You can't And it already and it feels so stupid and tacky I've spoken you have spoken Which you know I guess you you're carrying on his catchphrase because of what ended up happening to him wasn't so fun, huh? But you want to offer some respect I only he was like the only legitimate character. I was like Nifty I like you You're kind of reasonable so now Like I said, we got an hour left. Uh, I have Thus the stream left ones caught up to the ones that haven't been noted by me. Um Kind of hard to translate why this makes sense, but The rest of the ones we've got to catch up on are all in a big notepad and Basically, my plan is to just start reading them. We won't be able to get through them. But this is me and rags as overflow Um, let's do it. Yeah, okay Leave no super chat on red outside of this one that just came in saying er. What are your thoughts on overlord? I love it and bought the books I've seen the first season it was all right Uh, I wasn't really too big to do it. I was burned out on all the mmo stuff The time I saw it. So I don't really know. Maybe it's a lot better than I actually Found it at the time So these are gonna be weird these super chats because these are from Uh, a few episodes ago, but they're all saved. So here goes Uh, about to watch episode nine. No spoilers, please I think that was the beginning of our stream for episode nine or first few hours. Um A thousand generations cabed you now Yep Bit awkward, but hey, whatever you got to do to win Uh, brothers, I have returned now. How about that re rise of skyl waker, huh? You guys know that there'll be a tenth movie, right? I don't see why they wouldn't make a chapter 10 eventually. Yeah I just yeah, if you imagine the trailer like I'll be like, what in the fucking world will they make this about? Like I'm gonna be honest if I I think if you have any sort of Any thoughts or misgivings about the fact that disney isn't gonna sell this off. I mean Look disney bought this for four billion. They keeping it even if they're not gonna do anything with it They are keeping it Especially for as long as they can profit like if ever if they had like two films in a row that flopped Then they might just sit on it. Yeah, they won't sell it. They'll just sit on it Oh 30,000 people apparently in star destroyer is not 3000 Jesus, how do you feed that many people like You need food. You need water. You need supplies power Stop it. It's just you can't have it this way. Stop Ridiculous um To the previous super chat, thank you for fueling the tros Or no that probably will happen eventually Um hashtag would be better than the actual thing. Oh, yeah, hashtag palpatine did kill himself Yeah, he did uh, whoops Well, I really have to say about that. So smart. Are you a sith lord? Mm-hmm Force lightning is like Pringles once you pop your card stop. Yep My friend is using bad video essays to prove to me that star wars is still good right now I'm just laughing at it. It's so bad behind star wars video. Um We had that one from narrow, right? Like I said that one more than any other the top two ones that I remember Significantly being portrayed to me as the ones that will like either change your mind or be one of the best arguments You've seen with a majorly video and the narrow one Both of them were shit They were terrible and don't ask me the question of what is the best tlj video you guys have covered? It's like, I don't know We've covered loads of them. I can't remember any of the good ones. Was the was there a good one? I mean, we're not talking we're not talking good at this point. We're talking least bad pretty much Uh, my friend is using bad video. Oh wait. Yeah, sorry first order star destroyers have a secondary bridge hidden within the hull of the ship In case their first one blows up Of course they do no like I mean like of course they would because the brit the the primary bridge is like exposed up there Like of course, there would be a backup bridge um I guess yeah, because the the raddest does too, right because there's two bridges in um Dlj one that gets blown up and then the other one that they still use Yeah, it makes sense to me. Absolutely. There would be absolutely. There would be a backup bridge. You'd be a fool to not have one I want to talk to you er something about the weeb avengers with Monkey mr. Matica an upper band on your side as you lead the way The weeb avengers What are we avenging? um I guess shitty Bad movies fucking up ip's could that be it? enough For the death note adaptation I'm gonna say what what's the weeb part? What do you mean? Are they all weebs? They're just people who like weeby content. I guess. I don't know. All right I guess Uh er have you seen cuspinal variety hours watchman video? I saw like the first two minutes of it That was enough I needed to see Will you make more videos on the show? No, I cannot sit through that I just can't i'm sorry Oh They didn't have two purple crystals for mace windew. Yeah, if they had he would have survived Boy, he would have blown up palpatine. Anyway, uh, if only mace windew was as strong as ray Yeah, it was his big failure was not being as good as he probably trained like an idiot The dead speak when the beginning of your crawl sounds like the title of a movie being rift from an episode of mystery science theater You may have issues It's really weird. It's cool. Most people off guard the whole the dead speak thing everyone was just like what why? I don't necessarily have a problem with it except for the fact that it's strange I think that's that's all the argument would be it's just it feels off It it that's think it is strange. Just the way we talk isn't quite like I could see that being like an alternative form of Colloquial English that we speak that could be a dramatic You know really quick sort of catch your attention kind of thing, but we just don't talk like that. It's weird that they would have that Uh, if JJ's dilemma was that he needed a bigger villain to facilitate kylo's redemption Then why didn't he just bring back snoke instead of palpatine? Yeah, that's another thing kylo. I've heard this talked about and I I haven't even got this in my video I might do it in like a bigger breakdown, but If kylo is a fanboy of vader for reasons of him being a dark side user who is full on All this stuff and then like he finally meets up with Darth Vader's boss Shouldn't he be like holy shit, you know, we're not worthy. You're amazing. You're palpatine. I love you Instead he like immediately wants to kill him standoffish in an asshole Yeah, and you're like, okay, and then there's the whole like yeah You could have actually built something up between snoke and kylo instead you make snoke and palpatine palpatine and kylo, which I don't like I had barely anything to work with with snoke and kylo But I have even less to work with a palpatine and kylo. It just seems like a You know, I mean like there's nothing there. It's just like yeah palpatine's like this powerful dude, I guess and then Yeah, it's yeah, I don't know waste waste waste waste These people don't know each other throughout the entire trilogy nobody knows each other so the stakes are just like meh Like oh no, how will this person react to this person? Yeah, man. It's just like whatever Also, there is a scene from the d-23 trailer of the ship's arriving, which looks an awful lot like a pre-render of the actual scene that was in the movie And it's very possible Very possible. Uh, why didn't ray bury the dice to awkward moment? I don't think ray gave consent to all those jedi who came in here I guess she did telepathically. They just didn't show that bit and uh Berry the dice. I guess she didn't even know about the dice, right? Like there'd be no reason I don't know why she would I don't know why she'd have anything that we didn't even see the Dyson Well luke pulled them off the falcon then he teleported them as a ghost thing, but not really to lair I guess they're still either on arc two on or on the carpet Well, he picked them up and then they disappeared Because it creates another continuity sort of question where you're like apparently Transmitting physical objects at great distances using the force is possible now. So why didn't he just Give her the dice like physically Uh, maybe they're trying to say that you can't actually teleport anything and that they always fade eventually Oh Sure It's the sort of me at this point. You're just like I'm that whatever. I nobody fucking knows Uh, just don't remember. Yeah, or don't forget guys that Ray using the force teleports a lightsaber to kylo Yep, wasn't that wonderful to avenge anime and manga from the west All weebs. Oh, yeah The answers for you Um, it was aggravating how there was a whole goose chase for the wayfinder and it turns out the wheelie droid had it the whole time All the plans and info Yeah, the only thing the wheelie droid does not have is the ability to circumnavigate the uh, the space cancer That's all the droid didn't have and apparently you need the wayfinder specifically in order to do that We've already gone over how stupid it is. You can't just go around the space cancer But um on top of it. It's like, yes, well, we'll transmit the wayfinders Tisms, I guess To the entire like thousands of ships fleet that all come in at the same time It's like you guys couldn't possibly have gotten through the space cancer. That's just not not a thing Not a thing and I don't know like it just it's all bullshit and They are left at one point in the movie when when poe and finn come back after raised itch them With nothing like they've wasted all their time and then they just discover that d.o. Has all this information on exegol Oh, wow, that's good. Oh very lucky. Oh Good thing for that I just go back from Watching r.o.s of my family. My brother is unironically the person that doesn't like this movie because it ruined tlj There's gonna be a lot of those people We're expecting many essays about that Mmm indulgences, man The new canon comics established that the the emperor is Darth Vader's father. So the skywalkers are palpatines um This rather holds getting too deep Rise of skywalker is worst, but I enjoyed rise of skywalker more than tlj Fair enough Also is c3po in an abusive relationship with the others Apparently because they kind of make him a joke the second they kill him Or they they quote unquote kill him. That's uh Weird the whole thing is weird tlj is the reason this movie is the way it is I don't feel it's perfect, but after thinking of everything this movie was the best case scenario I don't agree. It's the best case scenario. I feel like jj Didn't have to do a lot of the tizmy stuff that he did first of all bring it back palpatine It's not like riot full steady what to do that And you might be like well, who's he gonna use as an enemy and it's like um I would have made snokes death a fake out before bringing in palpatine I would have had a snoke be like, did you really think you killed me? Like, you know, and he it was a hologram the whole time. It's like, oh my god Uh floating meditation surrounded by rocks pulling the x-wing out of the ocean to go save the day Those were scenes I wanted from luke and tlj Yeah, but raised better than him. Why would you know, they uh, they're here moments Alec Guinness said it best Who's the more foolish the fool or the fool that follows him jj had the tlj fall out to learn from and he didn't I don't know what you mean audiences at 86 percent. They liked it clearly Yeah, that's great Fuck the force is really balanced now I mean Is palpatine dead? I'm just episode 10 trailer where they have palpatine cackling that you're like, oh my god No one's ever really gone. Nobody's ever really gone I put my vote towards tlj being worse c3po and chiwi were fun in the film And even though the writing is probably worse than tlj. It made me smile oh Rise of skywalker ruined the end of return of the jedi agreed It did Yeah, all three of them do yeah, they all like take a stab at ruining it How many different ways can we ruin it? It's like there's a few more ways left to try Don't worry. We could do it. Uh, how did kylo get to x ago in the end imperial class tithe fighters don't have hyperdrive Which is why in episode four the gang questions how one was in alone Um, the tithe fighters just have them in this movie. If you remember the beginning they they hyperdrive after Uh Tithe fighters do not have hyperdrive the original I don't have hyperdrive and life's of nor shields, but they do now Or at least they have hyperdrive They also managed to fit one of those enormous trackers from the spaces star destroyers onto their ships That must be awkward. Yeah weigh them down a bit I mean along with the hyperdrive don't ask me where they fit it Uh, er do you think deca being a replicant is a retcon that isn't supported by the text of the film? And if so why? I do think that it was That originally really scott was being vague about it I do think that he thought there was a an if there I don't know why he um Back on that Authorial intent man. We well that one's an even more murky area because it depends on which version of the film you're talking about Yeah, true Because so I'm as much as authorial intent is a thing. Um Literal differences between blade runners define like the differences on whether or not he's Uh, a replicant pretty much like because of the eye thing, right? Yeah, true and the uh the unicorn Um, yeah lots of interesting things with that Uh tfa is the worst one if you actively anticipated star wars after that film Uh, you got what you deserved That's an that's an angle tfa is the first strike Meaning that the other two are just sort of the fallout from the initial blast No, I think that's there's there's a fair argument that this is the thing they're all three of them I just I don't know like I think that the force awakens is The most coherent out of the three and that is that is saying something right there Because I think it's garbage Like the space chase in tlj is so beyond nonsensical And then the plot of rise of skywalker do I even need to begin talking about that like holy fuck Um It also hits to say this but I hate last Jedi slightly less rise of skywalker was dumber I like that these super chats are kind of relevant to what we were talking about. So this is useful Yeah, there you go Rise of skywalker greater than tlj greater than tfa the worst for not reuniting the ot cast Um, yeah, the tfa definitely fucked up. There's no deny in it. Uh, also haimola rags and guests. Hello Hola Rise of skywalker worse because of the visuals editing and cinematography I mean honestly like as much as I could have issues with those things I wouldn't even start talking about them before hours and hours about the writing It's um Which one is the worst out of the three for cinematography do you reckon folks? The force awakens I don't know. It's been a while since I've seen it and this is operating entirely off memory It's I kind of find it hard to pick because I kind of like getting all three of them Oh, yeah, I love it's bad. Um, I don't know, mate Uh while tlj ruined space fights and force ghosts tros rendered the ot pointless See they've all done damage to Space bowels the force lightsabers jedi sith they all do different pieces and all do more or less Based on different ones, but um I'd say they all collectively render the ot pointless with tros just sealing it completely with palpatine coming back Um screenshot pie chart and send to jj and rj tell them the films are equally trash and tell them thanks for ruining star wars Oh You know, what was the hashtag? Thank you ryan johnson as far as he's concerned. He's saved star wars Maybe it's fucking mad shit We're backwards land Uh tlj is worse because you didn't expect what was coming but on tros you didn't give a shit anymore So tlj is worse also. Hello all and also high rags Hello But the fact that tlj got you prepared For the rise of skylalker I don't know. I mean you gotta give it a hand it tried to destroy it it tried Can quite succeed I got bits and bobs done. Yeah Quite a whole bunch This is the thing It's uh, it's really not necessarily important as to which is the worst I guess because they're all just so bad But uh, just Splitting that hair is actually kind of just an interesting conversation like how to how to really figure it out Um, the vote slash the force is balanced now Please someone animate the debate between us in the chat while mauler and them are perplexed I don't even remember what that debate was about I'm fat, so i'm allowed to vote thrice. All right Hey, you got it. By the way, did y'all see chris duckman's take on tros? Me and rags can check that one out. Maybe I haven't seen it. Yeah, we could do that I would like to see what he has to say. He's very interesting and he always has such interesting takes Hey, er, do you like one piece? Oh, no I'm not coming off as a very good weed tonight It's a it's tough. You don't know weeb is expected to have seen everything I suppose Or like everything. I mean, you're probably you're probably someone the Would you describe yourself as someone who dislikes more anime than the general amount of people tend to dislike? Hmm, you pick you in your anime probably Uh high rags mauler and g cluny's big break snake milk G cluny's big break. All right. Yes. Hello What is g cluny's big break? George cluny's big break would have been E.R. Yeah The the show he was on E.R. Emergency room welcome bro. Yeah Oh goodness Rise of skywalker would have been better if she had screamed i'm a woman. Oh like the like the batwoman I miss batwoman. She's coming back. She's gonna save us I don't know. I just I kind of miss every week. I know knowing that She knew we had to take a break to watch star wars. She was like, okay guys, I'm gonna let you do that And we're like, oh, thanks Who's more powerful rey or batwoman? See it should be rey But the plot would do everything possible in terms of luck technology breaking or characters getting in the way to save batwoman rey would actually find it frustrating she'd be trying to kill her and like things just keep going wrong for no reason I'd say it wouldn't work or something would happen But we're gonna work both ways. That's true. The plot does really look after rey as well Depends which universe they're in This universe is trying harder for them One of the universe clash Yeah And there's there's like a mortal combat map where it's split in half and every time they go to either half One of them starts losing and is pushed back um How about another joke Uh pig punch a Is in punch j Punch j No, we kick j um I saw the movie for free and I want my money back Yep Same the worst part of this movie is not how bad it was but that the That this is the end of the skywalker saga and it completely sabotage the ot to push an agenda Um the agenda of I guess referring to like rey being the hero now If that's the claim I would just I'd rather focus on just how fucking awful of a character she is Um, but it definitely sabotage the ot Um, I've got a bunch of free money from taking surveys from google I don't buy any apps and I can't cash it out myself. So enjoy as a side note wolf will be missed many f's in the chat Oh, yeah, uh Merry chrisms you lords Thank you very much. Meric remus Meric remus Hux probably became the mole very recently probably soon after tlj I would say po because his character is now. He's always angry Did we get we didn't talk much about po because po's bailey in the film, but I Don't necessarily this is the thing. I thought it was weird for fin to say that fin was like, oh, he's always so angry It's like no, he's not at least not from what we've seen po is actually pretty laid back a lot of the time Um fun. He's probably sick of doing everything right now. He's getting the chat on yeah, and then Being like he's so angry and then like he's angry at rey fucking up and stuff. I'd be like no no he was He was pissed uh in tlj at holdo It felt Entirely within character that he would be pissed at her for not telling anybody the plan, you know I'd be upset I mean like lives are at stake woman. You're getting keep people killed out here for no reason Yeah, another same time. He's willing to You know be nice to people have some fun every once in a while like I I think The po was really wasted as well. I mean, he's not like as wasted as fin levels wasted, but man po could have been a really Swashbuckling hero type, but oh we can't have those He could have been like a like a different kind of Han Solo, you know just like a more martial version of Han Almost like a like a secret agent who doesn't always like like a cop who doesn't always follow the rules But get stuff done, you know, I was like turning your badge dameron That's sort of thing He gets stuff done so they let him his badge, you know, I'm saying like everything else. No, he's wasn't Wasn't Uh er to pig puncher. How about another joke? Pee gay pie gay He did his own little ethap on me as I recall Oh, the the guy who said every frame and not see. Yeah. Yeah, I think you're not see. Oh, yeah Hooray Ray would win she has force ghosts also high rags Hello It is true. She would have quite a bit of power on his side. It's undeniable. I think of all the women ghosts who she would But you know, we do have the tizm guns in the batwoman universe. I wonder what that could do to ray Shut her to think Uh, how long until theaters charge people for no ads Man, I don't know about you guys, but when I went to go see the rise of skywalker on the opening night Fuckin hell. There must have been 30 Freaking minutes of ads. There's a lot of ads. Yeah, I'm just gonna stop showing up on time I'm gonna show up like 20 minutes late for every viewing Well, no, I want a good seat, but Jesus So many ads go away I would agree that the most inconsistent character has to be hux tfa leaves us to believe he's a major player in the first order, but tlg shows us that he's That no one takes him seriously and to us made him a traitor for reasons um Like we kind of went over it, uh I Can follow along that he hates kylo and wants to kill kylo It cannot follow along the method in which he betrays the first order. It's retarded So, yeah, I think I think he's inconsistent. I just I really think ray is the most inconsistent. She's she acts like a fucking Crazy person in this movie I'm getting season eight flashbacks here It's always episode nine rise of incest beautiful What did the incestuous family do during halloween pumpkin? Oh There you go They're cousins and it's in disney comics Yeah, I must have I think we can tell what the the point of conversation was at this point Uh, it really is all about family drama Galaxy spanning stools is so small that incest happens Yeah, it's it's hard enough for it to happen on accident on one planet earth, but in a galaxy Be careful who you stick your pee pee in force semen it's uh force semen that's canon now Now we know why he's creamy sheave. Yep Yes, that is new canon in legends. It was Darth Plagueis Oh, so legends is the one that was decanonized. Yeah so Disney said it wasn't plague is it was Palpatine I'm assuming I think so Okay, use me The dark side of the force is a pathway to many relationships some consider to be unnatural Oh, no sequel trilogy steals everything from original characters invalidates everything they did and hands their accomplishments to some Mary Sue Pretty much Can't deny she saved the universe from the real palpatine and thousands of star destroyers That's way more of an achievement than any of the characters from the ot ever managed to pull off Yeah, that's where lucas george lucas fucked up. He just should have had more but JJ made better movies because he just had more R.o.s. Maybe feel more fondly about tlj depression Wait, they're saying they've upgraded to depression Like that's where they're at now as a result Uh, snook is the most inconsistent Um mysterious and imposing character that wants to finish wren's training And then he's ostentatious dumb and dead and then he's literally created by palpatine and uses his finger puppet Um, I mean I don't want to be That guy but it all follows enough, doesn't it you could if he was a clone he could have just been Alpatine the whole time Puppeteering him to say the stuff that he said in tfa and the stuff that he said in tlj I like how the argument is just we're just pulling characters out as being Weirdly written I mean it is all really weird I'm just saying like You get to get away with a lot of stuff when you say that it was palpatine behind his voice the whole time Because you can now invent lots of motivations like why would he Talk about being like needing wanting to kill rey and it's like don't you don't you see he was testing kylo That's what palpatine wanted like there's so many ways you can sort of brush it all off But I think we all know for a fucking fact that snook they never knew what the hell snook was supposed to be They never decided and then they were just like, I don't know test your baby lol Test to baby How disappointing for all the people who've made all those theory videos Imagine all the possibilities. This is a fucking test. You'd be like, oh Palpatine being alive means vader died for nothing Pretty much Yeah The only thing that he managed to achieve still is saving luke's life Which is nothing I wouldn't call that small in any way, but He he achieved a lot of other things that are now been destroyed. So he didn't bring balance the force. That's a fucking lie He did not destroy an evil person that he Wanted to destroy because they were causing pain to people he loved like he saved the the kid But he didn't kill that person. He failed to do that um, and he didn't You know undo the empire Really at all actually and that applies to more than just anakin. That's pretty much everyone else too Um shad jj listens to these streams. No I would love it if we found out jj brams listens to efab And there's like, hi never considered that and he actually like hadn't considered that and he agrees with everything that we say It just legit never thought about it Uh, jj directed star trek and star wars. Yeah, he killed them both from what I hear Uh star trek fans are not happy with his work and when he came over to star wars They were all panicking while star wars fans are like woohoo jj And then he did force wake up. You haven't seen what we've seen Yeah, well, this is the thing. Um, do you remember that was the funny thing about the red light media video? He was like you need to address That you recommended jj and he was like, okay. I bet as a director not as a writer Okay, that's that's the clarification. It's like, all right Because um, yeah, I think I think he's probably right. I don't see why you couldn't have jj as a director He seems to know what he's doing with a lot of it. It's just that He's just like ryan johnson's cannot tell the story. Keep him away from the script. Yeah Uh, merry christmas boys and a happy new year. I don't think you're bad. You're way better You're more real than those fake like quintin and others Oh, gee, thanks. Yeah, you're above quintin. Good job You did it. So I would like to remind you that quintin, you know, he said some choice things in that review We covered so being better than him really isn't much of an achievement at this point but something cinema reburo's bad takes See, look at that. That's relevant now We covered him The last jet I really is the christmas miracle that continues to give and give I mean, yes, uh, and it's got company now Yeah Will you make a an r.o.s unbridled rage molar? Yes, and I did four redrafts and the audio is all done and uh, I even did the pickups for it, but I've noticed a few mistakes along the way editing so that's gonna have to be done, but uh I've done about 15 minutes so I said this before but like that's like one and a half video essays already So get hype, you know, the video is two hours So I'm gonna need another week of editing at least if I really pushed but uh two weeks at most It is on the way Sure, this is a Question for shad, I guess. Oh, well, I guess I'll keep it for it I was going to read a shad a castle is still a good idea if you include add to aircraft weapons I'm curious how uh at that point how much the castle is going to help depending on what kind of technology you're against Um Pop that in our collective forums you Yes indeedy math and speedy What do I make of that one? I don't know it's kind of kind of druggy. Hmm This is a good christian stream. We don't do drugs here retcon coro. So she dies at birth Oh Yes, sometimes you just got to make these decisions Um As tizmy's mandalorian is Uh, it at least has heart and I think that's what matters the most with stars at this point As long as this intent and heart is there we can just have a sliver of hope I mean, that's probably why I don't I'm probably not going to go out of my way to shit all over mandalorian But if people ask me about it, I'll tell them it's terrible I don't think there's anything malicious in mandalorian. Like it doesn't destroy any Cannon or lore as far as I'm aware in the fobs though The fob. Yeah, but those are self-contained to the mandalorian All they though like we need to know how exactly they could create does everybody have just a signature that anyone can Just attach to a fob at some point or do you get injected with something? Definitely really really weird But it's not like it it's sort of self-contained kind of in the way rogue one was And uh It's mostly yeah, it mostly hurts itself mandalorian rather than anything else Yeah, it doesn't like no it doesn't really damage other stuff It's its own little disaster But I will agree that it had like some kind of heart to it Like the people who made it. I don't think they hated star wars, which is cool No, that's where we are now though Mando's great y'all now y'all will be an overly critical. It's like I wish that were the case honestly Yeah, but we ain't mandalorian's bad, bro Sorry Baby Yoda is cute. Yeah, he sure is. I don't care. Baby Yoda is cute. There you go Victory the show has um Food win the entirety of a global cinematic sci-fi fantasy franchise or one mousy boy One mousy boy the mouse always destroys everything you love never bet against the mouse Uh asking which movies best is like asking which type of terminal cancer. I prefer also first super chat. Well, well Oh, that's really great. Glad you finally popped your cherry with us All hail the hate mongers of the toxic brood high wags hail long man. Hello. Hello and question for shad that I will copy and keep Will you guys ever do an e-fap stream on how you would fully rewrite the latest star wars trilogy either from the ground up Or roughly rewriting the confides of how the story went We did a bit of that in that stream. We did like two years ago. If you remember ranks one Yeah, we did. Yeah, the first stream we did on it on our channel Yeah, so you can go check that out, I guess and we have sort of talked about different ideas there once in a while, but if I was to Like be like, yes, let's commit an entire e-fap to really lining out lots of specifics about our trilogy I just be like at that point be like we should just write our own story if we're going to use that much of our effort Thank you much, man It just it feels it almost feels worse. It's like Yes, let's talk about how how much we could have explored loads of different things loads of different efforts And then we get to look at what we actually ended up with Well Jesus guys, I watched the star of the stream fell asleep and woke up and y'all are still going. Yep. We're at 11 31 So we have exactly 23 minutes left Um with all the star wars movies out, how would y'all rank all 11 films from best to worst and why also Buck mary kill padme layer and re Slash vader palps kylo Uh All right, let's start with the ladies first. Who'd we kill ray? um Mary leah fuck padme. Yeah, it's got some great character. Well padme. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna block of wood. Yeah Yeah, um But yeah, I'd fuck her brains out though and then vader palps and kylo. I guess Kill palps kylo and mary vader Yeah, kill palpatine mary vader. Fuck kylo. There we go Uh, I get whenever you say leah, I think about leah from the original. Yeah. Yeah Yes, that's I figured that was the spirit of the question not fucking ancient leah Um all puppeted dead leah from fucking episode nine. I hope that's not the involvement, but um ER redemption arc reveals he was a good man all along and quintin was the true racist nazi everything when according to his plan ER leward cute quintin out, I guess This wasn't interesting evap. Yep quite the flip of the stakes if you will we were subverted in our expectations Quite. Yeah, I I see the turntable Uh, you just started reading super chats I that's a weird one to read halfway the toward the end of this one, but yeah, okay, and it's got a milk thing in Even the live streams are eight hours long. You guys are this committed to this long form thing Um, kind of We well this stream would have ended at around 10 hours if not for the overflow, so 10 hours is much more reasonable than 12. Is it not? I'm glad we're I think so. Um, I'm dumb. Can someone please explain the steamboat meme? The steamboat that was fucking bad who showed us that would it that was yeah, that was bad and that was funny as shit What I like the unbenched the balls Don't talk about that that never happened steamboat Um Happy new year guys favorite star wars moment Like of all time um When when Obi-Wan Kenobi drops down in there Definitely the best uh the best star wars moment of all time I really like when it kicks up and they do the second death star run Lando into the center once the shields are down that moment. It's so like Here we fucking go um My favorite might be Um Very dying was pretty sweet. She didn't stay dying that moment was ruined Yeah, well that part isn't I'm not going to count that part as canon in my head canon. She fucking stays dead Uh, obviously, I don't know it would Luke fight Vader. It's a big thing at all That was just about to say that. Yeah, Luke fighting Vader. Wait the first or second time Both of them are great. This is the problem. There's so many moments Maybe the um Well, maybe we should do the one from each movie Like what's your favorite star wars moment from each movie? The Phantom Man is pretty obvious Um, there's the Darth Maul fight pretty much the fuel of the fates fight. Yeah That was actually legit badass the attack of the clones would probably be yuku vs. Obi-Wan That was pretty good when the clones swoop in at the end that was kind of nifty Yeah, like when the war starts between the clones of the droids or something Yeah, um episode three. Yeah, I'd say that Hmm. I quite like order 66 that whole bit Yeah, that scene Really nifty. I I liked the uh the Obi-Wan Obi-Wan what you go out Obi-Wan grievous fight. Um Before they get on the little vehicle things I'm not a huge fan of it because of there's just so much there's so much movement with the forearms I can't really tell what's happening I love grievous though. Like the design of him. Um, I wish well, I like the like the Assaulting the ship at the beginning was candy. Yeah, the the opening Battle and this is the thing. There's a lot of moments in episode three. They're pretty good, too. Um I guess though Yeah, any of the ones we just mentioned pretty much could probably make it there. Um Episode four Probably goes far as just going with the uh the death star run toward the end Yeah, the death star thing is really good. Um I almost want to say the the the break lay is breakout scene Yeah, you know when they're fighting the troopers there in that hallway. I thought that was really great There's just it's that's such a I don't it's just a star wars moment And I guess episode five would be Luke versus Vader Yeah, I'm thinking so that whole fight was just long But good Not a pinch in the great atmosphere Because the location, you know, I mean the uh Yeah, the the lighting and the Cinematography for lack of a more specific word is just fucking fantastic in that whole fight Vader looks spooky Like it does like he's really menacing Um, and then episode six I guess we kind of covered those so should we get to the fun part? What's your favorite boat from force awakens? um Oh, this is easy for me Go on. Yeah, I'm dying That shit kills me to this day Wait, what pot is your favorite part? On dying. Oh, right Um, yeah, I could see how it would be pretty funny at this point Oh, are we are we so how we transitioned to ironically? Yeah, if we're choosing like An ironic strong moments in these films Um I guess introduction of ray showing a lot about the way she lives without having to say anything Yeah Is that like the only part of ray ever pretty much I I argue that like it ends after that in terms of us understanding her It's like it's over from there Uh, this is that one of the bit where she comments on how she's never seen so much green in the world before I quite like that Huh, yeah So little because JJ squeezed it in And then in rides Skywalker. He just couldn't get any of it in The Han and Chewie intro is a suggestion from chat Oh, I hated seeing him as a washed up loser. This is the thing I was gonna say we'll probably end up choosing like, you know like for tlj It's like when luke meets up with r2 when luke finally gets to talk to layer these moments that we have to steal all right, um How about like pose like return like they're on the temple planet with mas canada and Pocum's in he shoots the tie fighters, you know, like wow, that's he's really a skilled pilot He's really competent and cool and amazing. I can't wait to see him go on. I have heard complaints in the next movie. He's a little bit too good. He knocks out like A ridiculous amount of enemies in the span is something I want to say this is probably ridiculous, right, but it's something like 15 enemies in the course of like a single 20 second shot or something he like just shoots the shit and naturally out of fucking everything and I want to highlight that like I'm like, he's supposed to be the best pilot. That's fine But They have their limits, right? He's like ridiculously good and upon like sort of thinking about it I was kind of like yeah, it is kind of a little bit like superheroish and then I think about the fact There's JJ's work and I'm like, oh right. Yeah, everything has to be fucking amazing, doesn't it? Like, oh I'm in depth. We've gotten this question This is like really thinking about it All right episode from the last Jedi favorite scene is we Luke Luke and R2 Luke and R2 That's easy fucking next movie the rise of Skywalker. You're what's your favorite movement? It's fucking every scene with c3po Yeah, or when except for the one where he gets his memory wiped But like the scene in the cave and the scene when they're on bluff overlooking the village like unironically my favorite scene Is those two with or are those two with I like chewy and Han seeing each other as well These things are very thin, but I mean that is the question Like literally characters seeing each other is enough for me to be like, oh, there we go the best moment of the whole film They're seeing each other Also, Bobby Frick Bobby Frick, of course, that just goes without saying anything with Bobby Frick in it Uh, Joker and scene, but it's er's smile debut Fair enough Four minutes is not long rags. Vader fight is four minutes It seems like it goes on longer than that though and something else is happening at the same time. Yeah long is totally It feels longer Yeah Er with his so-called Nazi jokes to normie normie. What's so funny er you wouldn't get it? Ah These joker references um All right Watching rise of skywalker gave me such a pure form of enjoyment as I watched disney mangle the already dead remains of star wars Truly a celestial film agreed Truly tis I went in with very low expectations and I laughed the entire time Especially when the force heal and rape help team twist reveal fucking hilarious. Hi rags Hello Yeah, it was pretty funny Uh, just got out of rise of skywalker. Holy shit. That was a garbage movie silver lining It was I was on a date when I saw it and we both thought it was shit. So I know she's a keeper Merry Christmas long man Smash that Merry Christmas long man. Hi rags Hello, Merry Christmas Does frantic and confused screaming counters a critique if so then call me roger fucking ebert Well then Good luck to you and your your ebert level critique and analysis in the form of a rant slash incoherent rambling. It's all good Uh fin wanted to ask ray when his character arc was going to begin Yeah I was actually thought that fin might have had a shot in this film to Be developed and that's why I was so sure that he would be the inconsistent one because they'd fuck it up But he they just don't give a fuck I don't give a shit Finn's bailing it. He's just yeah He's just a big ol goofball Um, how does shad think revenge of the sith has the best duel crazy. Well, I think he's going strictly from Like fencing rules sort of thing. He's got videos on it. He goes into depth onto why uh return the revenge of the sith the the the duel that anakin and obi one have is um He gives it quite good marks for all the moves they're using Um, so it's from that perspective. I think is what he's going for Um, but I can I'll save that for him so he can answer himself Uh on how much info can you get from a necklace? Every star has a unique metallicity It is possible that the necklace retained enough of these properties Um It seems ridiculous. That's all I don't think it's impossible That you could scan a necklace and know which planet it's from It just seems ridiculous. It's better than him recognizing it himself. The fact that he gave it a way to be analyzed. It's like, all right That's something Happens really fast though I guess if he asks for it, they get like they're like, oh fuck. He's asking for it Oh god That video of moeller is dothmore and jj and rs as a jedi. No, that means they kill me eventually That would be terrible. We don't want that The guy in my cinema burst out laughing at the ray low part Yeah, I've honestly a lot of people have been saying that Uh, I wrote my comments spear at the moment, but what I meant to say is they turned ray into the avatar at the end I thought there were similarities with the whole like connection with all the past versions or whatever Yeah, there are sadly I'll be going into those into in a little more detail It's fun stuff If you're afraid it won't count one star give it two stars Oh about yeah, like if you give it the lowest rating and they don't get counted on rotten tomatoes I don't think people should just people should just need to stop carrying over on tomatoes at this point Yeah, man, it's shit. Don't worry about it. Like really don't worry about it Um, y'all spend more time here thinking creatively and insightfully about this film than the sequel producers and directors ever thought about star wars um A director has a lot on their plate But if we're talking strictly about the writing it does feel that way um I don't know how much time they actually get for the script, but again just uh god damn I would love to have these extended conversations with some of them just to see what their attitude is as a whole To understand it a bit better For me tlj is by far the worst movie without its gross incompetence woke stupidity and hack writing rise of skywalker might have had a chance I think that's a false hope Um, yeah I guess uh Do you think it was salvageable with just the force awakens in the trilogy er, what do you think it was already over? Do not not at all It was already over Yeah, bad jumping off. Well, I mean It already Validated the ending to do t I mean, I don't think so up from that Um, this is the problem So you need a whole bunch of information on how we got because it's the thing like are we supposed to believe the No one bad ever rose again in in the universe as a significant Selection of people I'd be like well, no, I'm sure that I think it definitely would have been And that well, yeah, and then it's like what did the remnants of the empire do there's totally a story there Um, because there's still a significant portion of them surely gotta be, um They're just without leaders or at least uh The significant leaders they've still got probably captains and generals everyone's so well different places So There's a story there. It's kind of what I'm getting at. Um, if they all collected back up and they created the first order And if we came up with an actual like explanation for who on what snoke is I I don't know. I feel like I mean, surely you'd agree that we have a better chance at that point than we do with TLJ on top of tfa well, sure but um I guess you so you think we'd probably still end up with a bad movie regardless Yeah, it's just more bad stack on bad I don't know. I'm kind of hopeful that I think it's salvageable. Some are paid. I still don't think it's good I think we could have done a whole lot better yeah I don't know you meant it right That was already a humongous mistake true true And with all of these things I'd just be like, how can we fix them? How can we repair all this shit? um For example, like throwing ideas like could ray have been tricking them this whole time tids out ray is actually a double agent Or something like that, you know, like like what are all the things we can do to try and fix this shit? That's real optimism. I know I know But uh, we could do a hell of a lot better than the last Jedi and then if we can do that Then maybe we can do a hell of a lot better with two films in the trilogy in the attempts of fixing and creating a stronger story, I suppose I just you know God damn what we got sucked. That's that's all It really sucked. Yep um Ray I'm a Skywalker and you got a deal with it Jay is three pio and er is r2 How do we j and er Wait, they're trying to say that r2 is a racist That is I mean if anybody Yeah, I guess what makes sense here when I wake Here when I sleep love y'all Love er Well, thank you I was so excited on the eve of rise of skywalkers released because I knew the garbage on the horizon would keep me entertained for years to come Love y'all high rags and see y'all in 20. Hello See you in 2020. Yeah, see you Um, I'll read a couple more and then we'll sort of Sign out. Oh this one just says belch Oh Hi All right, more unbridled rage or unbridled meh. Oh, this is definitely a um I'm pretty pissed at this movie Oh It had the potential to not fucking destroy the edge of return to the Jedi didn't it It chose to it's just like well You could have you could have avoided the bullet a little a little harder instead of just fucking write it with a good have tried Uh, j is uchi clinton also Oh, where's da? I don't know what to make of this also. Oh, is da Hmm, I will I got nothing on that Oh, where is da? I feel like they're trying to make me say a different word, but I don't know what it is And I'm not sensing any dog whistles in there Um, is that Hello wags Like a weird version of that like with everything maybe maybe yeah, it could be especially with the also also high rags Is one of the most common things. Oh, yeah, I also Had this hello. I don't know. I don't know He stumped us no clue. I think it's hello. Uh, hello wags probably I like to think so because it involves me Um as a proper zeke I approve of this brood 10 out of 10 would evolve as a critic again. Also, hi mola. Hello While watching tros try to contain my laughter to be courteous to those around me place was completely packed But when it got to the scene where kyla rent dies, I lost it. I laughed my ass off. No fucks Assuming it says given yes Well, I can't blame you. Um Good body man And eps seen didn't commit suicide. He previewed rise of skywalker. Oh That explains it Do you think rlm will split a half in the bag episode between tros and cats? That was actually I think something that I had thought about Would have been good would have made sense. That would have been hilarious Everyone in this chat go to rotten tomatoes and give it two stars rotten tomatoes doesn't count one star reviews This audience score is only high because of that I think there's more to it even than that Something fishy going on over there Definitely something fishy Uh took a friend who had no idea about the leaks and is a lifelong fan This movie infuriated her more than tlj knowing the leaks helped me not to throw anyone off a roof Thank you doomcock Yo Um Yeah, come back and kick them all Kick who all right Um Fuck you quinton look at it backwards Oh, because he spelled it cuff. I get it. Um and with that I think just to me make sure we don't I don't cut anything too much off I have taken a chunk of the overflow out Uh, we're getting through it. Like I said The next one we'll probably add to it Unless uh me and rags can spot some time to do an e-fap many of these things But wouldn't be a bad idea. I got the time. I got the time now Christmas is done a lot of family stuff is done. I think I'm I think I'll have the time Chris I'm I'm downright tired. I think that's my guess. Uh, but that brings us to the end. Thank you very much everybody I'm gonna do Collect up some of the memes that came in today for next time And uh, thank you to all the guests for staying as long as they did and er you made it to the full 12 hour. How do you feel? Hello Haggard Uh, it's been fun very good cause thank you all for joining us We will catch you in the future. My video is on the way most stuff from from e-fap and rags are myself to come Uh, good night everybody and have a good new year if you don't see us until after it Good night everyone. Good night. We made it. Happy new year. Bye I can hate trump