 stay held what you can that's yeah got it going yeah the 4W, Dyla, 4W, uh, Dyla, Dyla, 4W 4W, Dyla, Dyla, 4W, 4W, Dyla, Dyla, 4W Aye! Big old titties in the building, we got big old titties in the building Say what? Yeah, second titties in the building Say what? That's the man titties in the building Kick him out, kick him out, yes They're nasty. That's gross. How? Y'all fucking with that beat? Oh, that shit smooth right there. She gonna miss onto that beat, bruh. D.C., you got the auto tool. What do they do? I'm in Dallas. Women got big booties. Had a hood check. We had to go to Rooney. Hey, cause you know I like chicken. Rubbin' on the titties. Ain't the cruiser like they give me. Hey! Like water burger. Water burger. Water burger. Water burger. See, that's that spicy ketchup on that bitch. Yep. Yep. That's exactly what they do. Boy, some real niggas in here, boy. We in Dallas, baby. This motherfucker is lit. Yeah. Boy, it's niggas in here throwing up neighborhoods that ain't even around no more. This shit is in a barn. This shit right here. Hell yeah. They must have horses in here, motherfucker. Shout out to them folding chairs. Niggas can't even sit out like that. Niggas ass all the way out the chair. Yep. They got them cook out chairs. Go in there and get your uncle a chair. What's up, baby? How you doing? You shouldn't have worn no clothes in if you gonna have holes in your skirt. This bitch got an RC basket. She didn't put her ass in a basket. That is crazy. Yep. Thanksgiving basket. They got her ass in an Easter basket. Yep. Then a loving lady right there got on the outfit made out of durang. I like that, baby. Get some waves with your outfit. Lace for an old fleet. Tell them. Ain't going nowhere. Look at this shit. Look at all the gold teeth in that crowd. It was a gold man. Dolls in there, baby. We in Dallas, man. We in Dallas. That's part of the cost of Dallas. Dallas, my... We're gonna go around the room and you can stand up and say what hood you're from. What about the people in the bathroom? What's up, people in the balcony? We're South Dallas, here. Oh, yeah. They coming to the second. They coming to the second show. They on the church event right now. Yep. They coming to the second show. What about East Dallas? East Dallas! North Dallas. Ain't no East Dallas. Nigga, ain't no East Dallas. North Dallas. Ain't no East Dallas. Nigga, like, you know... I'm from Houston, if I come over there. Frisco. You from Dale Frisco? You from who? You from Frisco? Oh, look. You from where niggas go to jail the most in Texas, guy. Oh, look. Wait, don't make it too dark in here. This is Dallas. These niggas are dead. This shit up. Turn them lights back up a little bit. Yeah. I don't want to dark-dark in this, bitch. Cut the motion lights on. Fuck that. Oak Cliff. That's how I'm gonna step. I want to see you get... Oak Cliff. Oak Cliff. Oak Cliff. Oak Cliff. Oak Cliff. That shit get dangerous in Oak Cliff. Hell, yeah. They stand your ass right down the edge of the cliff. Yep. Jump off the cliff. Ain't no fucking cliff. That's the hood. That's the super hood. Oak Cliff. You're fuckin' round to get robbed by Nana in Oak Cliff. Hey, y'all got that little stupid-air little hat dude with the little patch right here? I hate this shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the... Call that the Trap Boy Freddy right there. That's that Trap Boy Freddy. Think if you walk around with a behind this right in his head. Call that the shag. Nigga got the shag. You know what, crazy? I can grow one of them because my head just don't grow on the front. I can get me a shag, nigga. First time I see the nigga with a shag, hey, my nigga, uh... Did your doctor, uh... your barber showed you the backside of this mama? Remember a couple years ago, everybody was wearing leather shorts in Dallas? Oh, yeah. I know y'all shit was on... That's when I knew them niggas was crazy. Two goddamn hot. Y'all were wearing leather shorts? Hell, yeah, they was wearing leather shorts. Nigga, the balls were just... Nigga, I fought with Dallas so hard, nigga. Tom Tom, DSR. Oh, yeah. I fought with Dallas. It's the fat bouncer. Get in my belly. Hit the claw in the through bag. You kill it. That's why I like the Dallas style, man, nigga, coming down slow. Yeah, it's slow mo. Used to fuck your girl, but I don't know mo. Cuz she is a home. Yeah, you know it's true. Got on my dick and she got... a groove. You already know. Here in South Dallas, about to dance for the home. Old school Chevy. Put it on the pipes. Got a bad bitch and she get a lot of likes. On the brim. On the Chevy. Capri Clash. On red. You ain't got that on the kitchen. On the wall. The music. Confusion. Niggas in Dallas. Right in the caddy. And I'm taking C. Alice. Yeah. A young nigga in Dallas. Nick's staying hard. Cuz I'm taking C. Alice. I got a real bad bitch. Put some pretty light eyes. Get putter than the shit. I dropped ball tape. And I lost the flow. But this shit sound like a nigga about to go straight to fucking sleep. Lean on the beat. Damn, she gon' be lookin' for free. Every damn week. Yeah, I do the lean. Open up niggas in your cell and find your groove. One more time for the niggas in the bag. In every nigga in here. And he'll be sellin' the past. Damn, we had the ball for that groove. Somebody pass me some goddamn weed. I say pass me some weed. What the fuck you think? That war leather shorts. I know they nutsack what's thinking. Because it's real hot. In the deep town. In the bomb factory. About to go down. I like holo. Nigga, cheese. Where you fuckin' taking? That is not your scene. Nigga, get your ass up. You see that girl pregnant. You stole them seats. Niggas in here acting ignorant. You know damn well that ain't your seat. Give it to the pregnant lady because it's hurting her feet. She about to have the baby. You know she is tired and she want to go crazy. See at the show milk in the titty. Eight months pregnant but she's still a little pretty. Yeah, a little pretty. He stole the seat you tripping. You know we rockin' cause I just seen the baby kick it. You know it's going down. You need to move around. Wife man like excuse me sir could you please remove yourself now. Hold up. Just do me a favor. Get her a seat before she go in labor. You know what she can it low so I know that's a boy. Hold up. She only got one seat where her man gonna go the parking lot. Take your way to the parking lot and wait with your stupid ass. Damn, with your stupid ass. With your stupid ass. With your stupid ass. With your stupid ass. Hold up. With your stupid ass. With your stupid ass. With your stupid ass. With your stupid ass. That shit hard. Turn it off, that's too cold. We can't even put that shit out in America. That shit gonna be going triple black and shit. I don't even want them kind of problem. Man that shit was cold as a mother. You know it, that's what we do. We in the bomb factory. That's the hell of a name for a place. I'm telling you this is what they sell chickens. You see, hitting that shit again. That's what your girl sound like when you wake up. Baby, look. I'm not ready. You gotta put some water on it. Ma'am, there wasn't your seat. Nope. You just thought you was fine. You're gonna walk in here and sit down. You trying to sneak her seat? Didn't you know you weren't that close? She walked up. They walked up extra confident too. Uh-uh, the crazy part about it. They already knew that when they seated. They had to scoot down to some old seats, girl. That's crazy. Niggas are still some goddamn seats. Big-eyed good seats, but she wants some better seats. You are. Oh, that was okay. It's shit like the BET hip hop award. They just seat those. They gonna be moving all day. Come here. Uh-uh, you going to the back. Niggas just look like they just let y'all in here and said, all right, on your march, you said go. Find your way. This must be a popular section. They didn't move 15 people around this bitch. Man, can you please get up? That's his wife, sir. Sir, leave that pregnant lady alone. He's just here. He's just here. Yeah, you know, your dad ain't here, so I'm just here, you know. Y'all need to get this shit figured out before the show starts. What type of shit is this? They ain't put that minute seat down. Just add a motherfucking seat, unfold it, sit it down. Man, open the goddamn room and put some old seats in this bitch. Niggas like that shit is hard. Niggas get one out in the back, unfold it, put it down. Got all the niggas in here playing musical chairs in the front row. I'm panicking if this ain't even numbered. Niggas are black. I just scooped my... I go give him his phone up, chair from the back and open the room up, fuck it, let me see it. I like your hat, man. Let me see your ticket. Let me see your ticket. Let me see your... Excuse me. No, matter of fact, let me see your ticket. Why? Hey, bro, I'm on the show. Niggas, you hurt like a bar of fucking stupid hat, ain't it? And then to fuck their part, the two niggas in front... I'm trying to get on the front row. Excuse me, man. Listen, your seat is gone. You by the way, sit right here. Niggas, you know this nigga sneaking. This nigga got on his flip flops. He was like, fuck it, I know I ain't supposed to be up here but she is. I'm going to go ahead and sit on down. He think it's crazy that people in the back are like, we ain't got no problem. We got a seat for sale. Anybody need a seat? We got one chair for sale. VIP chair. A thousand dollars. Yeah, what for? Shit, you can sit on the couch, boy. You can sit right here, be right here. You're going to be on the show like a motherfucker. Top your shit, bro. We want to hear your point of view. What are the ladies at? The ladies in here tonight? They're sexy, too. Yeah, we in Dallas, boy. They got some sexy ladies that's on the lean. Beautiful ladies in Dallas, boy. Drugged up. So what you doing? Fine, are you a doctor, bitch? You got to go to sleep. Hey, lovely lady right there. You look like the mama of Meet the Browns. How you doing? Lighter, baby. You look like Cora. I bet you got some cornbread on the stove. Waiting for a young naked, don't you? I come eat a piece. You look like Cora. Cora! Shout out to everybody up there. Whatever that is, they didn't build up that motherfucker. Hold on. We got some people up there that are trying to set up a campfire. What you saying, bitch? Bitch in the bathroom. Can somebody tell me what you said? Text it to them. That bitch got a raspy voice. You know you can't yell with a raspy voice? What the fuck, people on this side, too? Yeah. They loaded. Oh, but we got people all in the back right now. Yeah. She look like an NBA draft. There we go. That's what we want to see. What's up, my nigga right there? What's up, nigga? He a little nigga. Nah, but he watched that too many times. That shit nigga out on the halter top. That's his favorite shirt. Nigga wearing a onesie. We should have go down there. What's all that? You want us to come? We need some chickens to get down there. I'm telling you. I don't know where the stairs are. I know. You got them all down there. Shit. We got a new jump down there. I'm with you, baby. Hey, what's up? What's up, nigga? What's up, nigga? She love it. Let's see what we got in here. She love it. What's up, nigga? Longer than the Expressway. There we go. What's up? Hey. DC. My man right here. We got the support. Our people always come support us. The handicapped community. Salute to my man. Knock your ass out. What's up, big dog? What's up, big dog? What's up, big dog? What's up, big dog? Hey. What's up, big dog? What's up, big dog? What's up, big dog? Hey, look. They can't get in. Hey. What's up, baby? This is the key in section right here. This is how the children are. What's up, baby? Hey, the steel can't get in. Hey, DC. We got Chico Bean in this motherfucker, man. I made some noise for Chico Bean from Dallas right here. God damn it. What's up, gang? What's up, Chico Bean? Chico Jelly Bean right here. Chico Pinto Bean. Why you dressed like you work in the movies? Look at what's going on. Oh, you're an archer. You're an archer. What's up, boy? Junior Deacon. You love me? I love you, too. What's up, D? Look at my dad. Hey, dad. What's up? Can't go ahead. Can't go ahead. Can't go ahead. What's up with y'all? I think you can't go ahead. This shit looks so crazy on the stage. Hey, you, too, baby. What's up with him? We live. What's up, gang? We live up top. What's up, people up top? What's up with y'all? What's up to my people up top? What's up down here? What's going on? Make our way through the crowd. It's a lot of fat asses in the crowd. Hey, baby. Boy, y'all need help. Why y'all can't get in? Why so well? Hey, how you doing? You can't get in. Yo shit broke. That's what you get for having an android. Hey, baby, how you doing? Hey. There we go. We live. Get your ass from over there. You smell like sausage, nigga. What the fuck? We out here. What's going on, baby? Yo, a nigga knees back. He can walk around there. He's like, I can't do that. Come on, bro. What's up, snap? There we go. Turn around, little eggplant girl. You got to get one, too. There we go. What's up, jeez? We out here. We live. What's up? Come here. I want to suck that dick. I said I'm out here. What's up, beautiful? She got permanent goals. You got to take a picture with her. There we go. She got a knife in her coochie right now. We live. What's up, boo? Little candlelight. Yeah, that's the candlelight. How we going to get back up there? This shit like being in the five feet. Exactly. I don't know how all niggas swim when they can't swim. Hey, bro, how deep this shit going to go? Well, what you going to do, nigga? You ain't even in shape your damn self. He like, I got you. Shit, my back. Hold up. Oh. I'm a y'all nigga. I'm a y'all nigga, bro. I got ups, bro. I can do shit like that. That's how you got to dive in that cougar pussy. That nigga right there said, I got you. No, you don't. You got the arms like the auntie to make the mac and cheese good. You ain't picking me up, nigga. He was going to push you up out your ass. Go check out. Stop moving. Salute the Dallas, man. We had to come out there and see who we had. They say it's a nigga over here that looks just like you. It's a couple of niggas look just like me. Hey, chico. Turn the lights back on. That nigga look like Mo3. That nigga look just like Mo3. Hold up. Yeah, you look like, he look more like Mo3. The real chico being in the back right there. Where you at, chico? There you go. There you go, chico being back there. What's up with your nigga? That nigga look like you know how to play poker good, stupid. You play poker shit. I do it a lot, don't you? That's all we be doing. Let me see who we have. Who snuck all these white women in here? That's what got the cocaine. I know what's going on. Niggas, I don't know what you're talking about. Yes, the fuck you do. What? Hold up, because I ain't never seen that section before. I ain't seen that section right there, consider. The people that's standing up. You know what that section called? That section called Barely. That's that Barely. That's that walker. Y'all need to go into the 85 social. Barely. What the fuck was they yelling at me for over there? They want to get you that koochie, bruh. That whole little room over there. They were like, tell Carlos I want to fuck him. Yep. I don't just be accepting a whole bunch of random pussy. Don't nobody give away pussy. Something got to be wrong with it. Right. That shit got to be like a credit card in the mail. Like, nah, let me read what this shit really says. Right. That bitch ain't getting me no pussy. She needed $40. This was a pyramid scheme. See, coming to get you some pussy, then she get to talking like the commercial at the end. Make call with the 40, 45 minutes of residence and make call with some child support. I'm like, what the fuck? Hold up. If you need $40, call D.C. Young Fly. No, not D.C. Young Fly. John Richard Whitfield. John Richard. If you're out on bad times, you know you need a quick 40 call. John Richard Whitfield. I'm not buying no $40 pussy. But you know where $40 is kind of reasonable though. Nope. That's kind of like when she first started. You like $40. No, because if it's $40 you can't say shit. It just is what it is. You can't complain about the smell, the desire at night. You just got to accept whatever the fuck come out them panties. No, you can't complain. You are the customer. You are in the right. $40 though. Ladies, how bad does it have to give for you to look at your pussy and be like, you know what, $2.20 is enough. I can't go through this shit no more. I need $40. You can get a shot of this. I swear. I don't know what it is about a 40. It's like a 40. I'm like 80. Now I can see if it was $2.20. That's worth giving some pussy away for. I always got $2.20 tucked away. $40. I got that. But that's the thing. I think most women value their pussy way more than $40. That's why they're asking for $40. I thought it was going to be a lot more noise than that, but it was. Let me want a house. That bitch pussy is now worth $200,000. Oh, okay. What is the $40 pussy? The reason it is, we got to stop valuing our dick more. You got to listen. I was taught a long time ago, fellas, treat your dick like you treat your social security number. Because if the wrong person gets their hands on it, your whole life fucked up. And it's crazy when it comes to something. This bitch cook for a minute. Think about it, fellas. If somebody came up to you and was like, hey, man, let me get your social, you don't get your goof ass to fuck out my face. But for some reason, women come up and let me get that dick. When? You want it now? You want it now? I mean, I can give it to you right now. There's a little space in the back. You need, you got to learn how to do it. You fuck around there. You can be like, I, you know what? I can see past that I right there. If you fuck a whole problem, I ain't go, I don't get it. One minute you want some coochie, the next minute you stand outside this bitch's apartment. I just want to see my fucking son, bitch! Bitches, that ain't going to hide your children from me. Man, talk a lot of shit, but ladies, just know all you really got to be is alive. Somebody will fuck you. Stay alive. Somebody like your ass. Listen, my man, my man of thug, he said, raw. Real talk. Raw. Jk, as you ugly into these people's eyes, you look into another ugly person's eyes. I'm telling you, ugly people see beautiful in other ugly people's. Shit. Everybody ain't here to fuck somebody ugly than them before. Make some noise, you fuck somebody ugly before. All right, you don't see two ugly people together. Okay, make some noise if you still fucking them. You ugly bitch, look at you. Look at the mother say, I ain't never fuck nobody ugly. Bitch, you are somebody ugly. I'm telling you, you are somebody ugly. Ask anybody who had fucked you. You are somebody. Ain't nothing wrong. Shit. That's how ugly a bitch will wake up. Shit, God put some of the best pussy in the world on ugly women. He did that just to see who gonna go get it. He did that just to see who gonna go get it. Let me see how low down these niggas really is. Let me see how low down these niggas really is. Pussy. That shit be the amazing. This is how God was putting pussies on. He did it just like that. He puts the pussies on with his left under like he was bowling. That's what bowling came from. Three fingers. Shit. That pussy be so good. Niggas don't even be ashamed no more. You be at the barbershop. Yep, show his mind. Show it. Give a fuck what she look like. Niggas that pussy hitting hard. You ever fucked the ugly bitch? After he fucking started treating her like a roach. You see her, you be like, I got to find some spray for that bitch. She can't follow you around. How am I wrong? That's a good analogy, DC. Because your homeboy will walk in and see her and be like, oh boy, what the fuck going on in here, man? What you guys going on? Now your homeboy already know what time it is. He's like, boy, you ain't shit boy. She don't even know what she be talking about. And then they be like, shit, what y'all was through the hell? Why ain't it gonna pull that little molo? I ain't too, I ain't too. What do you know? What do you know? She got me right. She got me right. What are you hitting on? Shit. What? You talking about the ugly Anthony, bro? Yeah, I'm talking about it. I hit it like this. You were looking at little Anthony? Little Anthony? You talking about being with the walk, bro? No. No, the other bitch she was with. The one she was with. The one with the cross-eyed? No. The one with the green shit on? The green shit on. Nigga, that's chlamydia. I'm not dressed, motherfucker. I was referring to the pussy. How did it go? She was regular. It was fucked up. I was gonna tell you, go get checked now. Yeah, one of her ears was fucked up. Oh, we talking about the girl with the handsome one. No. All the one, yeah, she used to do UFC. That's what you said. Ladies, don't act all quiet like y'all don't be having them conversations the same way. Bitch, did you fuck that ugly nigga from last night? No, y'all do. Hell, yeah, bitch, that nigga drive her beans. I don't even fuck how ugly he is on the outside. The inside is beautiful. Stop shaking your head, judging people. Stank a bruh-fag nigga, two of them bottle shots for you and all your ugly-lad friends. Tell him to get one more. Women do the goofy shit, bitch. Guess what? I'm like, what, bitch? I like him. I like him. You can tell when a woman don't think her nigga attractive. What you like about that nigga? He's a good person. If you ever been called a good person, you ugly, fuck the rest of it. When she went straight to your brain, he's intelligent, he smart. Fellas, you real ugly if she say some shit like he has a beautiful spirit. He really does. His spirit is so beautiful. What about my skin, bitch, my skin? No, his skin fucked up, but his spirit? You know what's funny, everybody in this bitch been called ugly before. I know when I'm ugly. I am ugly, you hear me? When I was a child, I was ugly. I would never forget, nigga. This shit fucked with me, nigga. I was snag a tooth. I was in the fourth grade, nigga. And every time I used to come to motherfucking school, they used to be like, I'm not the snag a tooth monster. And they teach over there lab and tooth. Everybody got something wrong with him. Shit, my head been in size since I was born, nigga. My body grew into it a little bit. I remember I walked to school one time. This little boy said, like a rock. Oh, like a rock. I was like, fuck you, nigga. Pull the head, but then, nigga. Just like a rock, bitch. Oh, no, that's a felony if I hit it, buddy, nigga. I'm born in jail. Hey, man, that shit fucked up. Put that dick right on your forehead. You better stop playing with me. Everybody put their hands up. Did you grab? That was crazy as fuck, man. Hey, but Dallas got some fire and rocket. Yeah. Man, they didn't... I say the dance movement and hip hop came out of Dallas. They don't give y'all the credit. Do the stinkin', nigga, the stinkin' land. The stinkin' land. You know where that came from. That came from the leather shorts, nigga. The niggas had them leather shorts on. They was shaking that sweat. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. That's it. Hold up. Them niggas come in the club dancing. Y'all niggas done forgot about the rope. Yeah, it was. Rollin' like a big shot. That was my shit. Pits. What'd he say? He ain't got no car. Shit. Niggas don't even know what he's saying. We gonna take it exactly the same. We gonna take it back. Niggas know I'm a crook for life. You don't wanna fuck with me. No. Niggas know I'm a crook for life. What about that boy? What about that boy yelling me? Come on, man. That's that shit right there. My favorite part when the niggas sounded like an old nigga. Got it all in. That's old me, baby. Y'all don't know this. But not old me, baby. Yeah, his uncle said that shit. He got that from his uncle. Where you going? I'ma tell you where he got it from. I'ma tell you where he got it from. I lost my teeth, baby. I lost my teeth, baby. Where you going? We're going to sleep, baby. You got that big tuck. That big tuck is a classic. That big tuck. Well, yes, outside the realness. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all don't know the young niggas. Mo3. Mo3 be singing like a mama. Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. I got the chop on the dresser, baby. Ready to bust on you with any nigga play with the crew. Hey, Greg, go shoot a nigga. I got the chop on the dresser, baby. And loaded with holotips. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, nigga. We need to sing that as a group. That'll go hard. I got the chop on the dresser, baby. I'm ready to shoot. We need y'all on this one. I got the chop on the dresser, baby. And I'm ready to shoot. Got the chop on the dresser, baby. I'm ready to shoot. I got the chop on the dresser, baby. I'm ready to shoot. I got the chop on the dresser, baby. I'm ready to shoot. I'm ready to shoot. Come on, Tam, get it strong. Get it strong. I heard them, I'm not going to be trippin' they handle me, they heard me, they're hollerin' at my side, what they say. Nigga, we going to do them, and they show me, I'm going to tell you like they say, but I don't know how what they say. Okay. Okay. Okay. Nigga, like that. Okay. I got to chop on the dresser, baby. Chop on me. I'm ready to shoot. Come on, Dallas. Yeah, you know that. I got to chop on the dresser, baby. And we're ready to shoot. One time for the Lord. I'm going to do that, ready to shoot. Ain't participating. White people, come on. Put the chop on the... Hold on. Good job, I'll go. You said the chop will go bang, bang, bang, huh? Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. When I run out of bullets, my ship. And up to the youth in the cheetah, oh. Look around this beach, shawty. Missing had you on the beach, shawty. Oh, go to sleep, shawty. On the beach. I got to chop on, chop on, and I'ma lift it up. Lift, you should be pain-playing. Keep it like that. I like that. Old Cliff said we keep the chop unloaded, ready to bust. And if you play with any of us, we gon'... Real life, real life. Ooh, one more time. I said, ready to shoot. Keep it going, DC. I said, ready to shoot. One more time. I said, ready to shoot. But guess what? I don't want to do no jail time. I'ma tell the whole neighborhood. I'm snitching on you. I'm snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching on you. Said I'm snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching on you. Said I'm snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching on you. Said I'm snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching on you. Said I'm snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching on you. I'ma tell the one every... Yeah. I'm snitching on you. I'm snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching on you. Said I'm snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching on you. Said I'm snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching on you. Said I'm snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching, snitching on you. I can't do no 25 years. Can't do no 25 years. I can't do no 25 years. I got something for y'all to do. Listen, I got the powder on the dresser, baby I'm pretty Wifey He got the chopper on the dresser, baby He probably shoot up for school Chopper on the dresser, baby Got the chopper on the dresser, baby Let me get that, y'all Got the chopper on the dresser, baby Keep that going I got the chopper on the dresser You ain't singing, nigga Look at the white people, they don't know what's going on We taking out a church, bitch Come over here If you can sing, come right here Got three lead singers Come here Y'all back home when she sing this Hold up, hold up Listen I hope your ass can't sing, baby Cause they gonna boo They gonna No, no, no They got a swing shot They thought she was gonna kill it Cause you know all big girls be floored DC, what she talking about? What she talking about? What she doing? She ain't talking about shit She drunk as a mother mother She gonna make up her own song Potato You wanna try? Yeah, yeah, yeah I wanna see what she gonna do Hold up, hold up, hold up Oh, she sound like she got something Got the chopper Come on Ready to shoot This shit like y'all Got the chopper on the dresser, baby That's so smooth Wanna try Now, damn, you got that tattoo on your thigh You think it's hair You say you wanna try The dresser, baby I'm ready to shoot Somebody Hey, lady You wanna try? Okay, we got another one Where my bitch at? Where my girl at? Oh, the Tony Brax Tony Brax, where she go? Chopper, chopper The chopper, chopper The chopper, chopper Y'all can't fuck with my crowd Audience, where y'all at? One more time for the streets Just from the crowd Y'all ready? Cause can't nobody do this shit like y'all Y'all ready? Kick it off What she gonna do Stop That shit sound so good We gotta do that shit acapella Come on, y'all Let me hear it Where my bitch at? Ready to shoot Chop, chop, chop Where my bitch at? Chop, chop, chop Chop, chop, chop Chop, chop, chop Where you at? Chop, chop, chop Chop, chop, chop Where is my favorite singer? Chop, chop, chop Come here Chop, chop, chop That bitch was saying that she was scared Chop, chop, chop Chop, chop, chop Ready to shoot Chop, chop, chop Chop, chop, chop Hey, do that shit again Hey, come here Hold up, hold up, hold up We got, we got We got Lonely Braxton back up here, baby What's up, Miss Braxton? You gotta go crazy, what was that? Somebody keep the hand live going Chop, chop, chop Chop, chop, chop Chop, chop, chop Chop, chop, chop Chop, chop, chop She tired She about to go pass the fuck out in the back Chop, chop, chop Bang, bang I've never met somebody who was Was it scared to embarrass, they said Fuck this shit, fuck y'all And the fat niggas in here, can they sing? What the fat niggas at? We gotta have one fat niggas There's always one fat niggas Come on One fat niggas I gotta put you on the motherfucking grill I know you won't fool Hold up I got a papa's chicken sandwich backstage Is waiting for you Look, she got a papa Pop, pop When the chicken drops I'm not gonna change that to a chicken song I wouldn't do the community like that We cut it, we gotta get it one more time No, we gonna get it quiet, quiet, quiet No music This is show motherfuckers how real Dallas niggas is No music Beautiful No music No music Said the crowd and it go like this I got the What you gonna do What you say? Uh-huh As a matter of fact I got the chopper on the dresser baby They in your night So just in case a nigga try to kill a guy I don't want to hurt nobody But I do have a chopper on the dresser baby Them legal guns It's in my name, it's in my name The white people like, hey You got the chopper on the dresser baby Calling the police on you That's the type of shit we do when we in Dallas Y'all were amazing on that one Y'all were amazing And while y'all boys shitting, that's a hit record today That's a hit record You ain't gonna stop singing that bitch Tonight on the way home You gonna be singing your answer I got the chopper on the dresser baby I'm ready to shoot And I know it's really some niggas in Dallas They got the chopper on the dresser Shout out to all the studs They got the deal on the dresser They don't want the dresser baby She gonna put it in you That shit's tight too Still got that old line from the last bitch you fuck You are stupid They don't even like your ass She got that rubber meat On the dresser baby She got that rubber meat On the dresser baby She got that rubber meat On the dresser baby About to try your lady crazy Chop chop Chop chop Chop chop Chop chop Chop chop Chop chop Like a rock Chop chop Oh she gonna be a legend Oh we doing that shit For a long time We would like to take a moment just to thank our sponsors Nigga you You the oldest sponsors that we have Saying this is a 100% Black owned production 100% 100% This our shit Ain't nobody, it's only a light skin nigga in this shit Bro we did this The show been sold out for over 2 months The show been sold out for over 2 months We fought with Dallas And all the people who've been rockin with the 85 south show from the start man Thank y'all man We love y'all We can't say that shit a much You know what I thought that was a pregnant lady I was like I know she ain't here drinking We gotta go snatch the back of her hair Did y'all hear that noise somebody just had a fucking stroke in this bitch She said I thought that was a car She wasn't having a stroke she was and living on the soul Oh my bad baby That shit's scary If you think you having a bad day bitch you ain't having a bad day It's okay She ain't in this stupid voice Who my best friend is What's my best friend name What's up bitch You're close That bitch on the balcony Close his hair hey hey man Hey That motherfucker is close Album in this bitch In Dallas man that's how much Dallas fuck with us man They rock out with us in a D I love Dallas boy Look they got some real niggas in here boy Real for real What's her name baby I love you What's her name Siwon It's not her bitch Siwon That's not her She's not my Siwon I know it's her No way stop What's that Siwon Siwon what you from Siwon You know I'm gonna feel through the darkness Oh for real I'll just let you know I love you And you wanna skate Whatever All the ladies who feel like that Just know I love you back Cause that mean you got good taste in niggas If you like me That must hurt by me I love you DC I fuck your life up Alright don't fuck with DC He's gonna fuck you and leave you girl You don't need that in your life I had that bitch outside my house Come on DC You said I was your best friend She said you were her best friend What happened Who drew these on us That's my man C-Ray Art C-Ray Art He always making some dope 85 He ain't got me looking guy down Y'all support y'all local artists Let them do some dope shit for you Yeah he from Dallas My man C-Ray where you at C-Ray you in here somewhere C-Ray where you at Follow him on instagram C-Ray Art That'll do it Look at that Look at this one they got us as the chipmunks Look at that one Alvin, Simon, Theodore They used to be my niggas They y'all gonna make me the pussy ass niggas I don't wanna be him That niggas was the lame Oh shout out to C-Day That's who made these That niggas a bitch ass niggas man It was always a bitch ass niggas on every cartoon Right, what about the Cinderella You remember the mice? The big mice He's like no we can't go see Cinderella What's the bird name of Lion King? Zazu That motherfucker was scary as fuck Oh Simba please do not go over there You mustn't go you have to disobeyed your father Zazu was a real niggas You know what I don't like how they didn't let The monkey he ain't having much words Rafiki That niggas was black and he had wisdom They turned that niggas into somebody else who can't talk Oh that's fucked up I ain't saying the new one The original not the new one You know the old one he was Rafiki with that niggas Simba is alive And he was talking shit You know he the real reason who got Little Simba tied up He's frank though They don't show you that boy They hit him with that stick He got him in their tree he was like come here follow me Look at that pride niggas Now if shit like that had happened I would have Watched that shit You know the only cartoon That didn't have no bitch ass niggas on it Who? Baby's kids What none of them hold What none of baby's kids hold All them was gays stuff Even the girl Are those your kids bro? Hell no Baby's kids Dude where the fuck is baby Baby's kids It's still to this day We call baby's kids baby's kids That's the legendary moment We don't die We multiply Much love to all the big ladies Who have to keep pulling that shirt down We see y'all in here Shit keep holding up under your titty In your stomach I see it I ain't that big I ain't that real still Didn't I saw about three of them at the same time Don't worry about a big girl You love the yay Love it Tuck that stomach Just get a bigger shirt Nope Don't even get a bigger shirt Cause that's how I know if you a real big girl If you do this No cause you need to get a bigger shirt So somebody can really love you for who you is You see what I'm saying All of you Real talk You don't want to show them just yet Take that shirt off me I'm like oh that's what's up on it Ain't nothing wrong with that Big girls get it too You'll be surprised how flexible Some of these big girls is They more flexible than a little girl Big girl put both her legs behind her head Oh my god it look like a Cinnabon in this fuck Canang got no bones Yep now hit me with the other titties Ain't nothing wrong with long titties Evil ladies if you got long titties Fellas get creative Take both them titties put the pussy between To make a kuchi sandwich and that's the best thing you can do That's exactly what you're supposed to do I thought you was about to say take the long titties And time up like party balloons It's just the only thing With ladies with saggy titties You just can't fuck them on their back You can't fuck a missionary Cause they titties be on the side That's their old black lady fat ass She's walking with him Don't let titties be up under their arm I will go get that tittie And send it back straight I can't do it Ain't gonna do no but slide back on down You try to lick it put it back on She's like ah ah ah Titties need an alignment Is that what you're saying Titties need an alignment Taking you to Walmart tomorrow We're gonna get these titties alive I'll do it I'll line titties I'll bring them titties back 6 weeks See I can't But you know what hold my own saggy titties Bro you ain't never brought a tittie back to life like a plant Since I've been fucking it it's firming up You see she had that baby 4 years ago I'm giving them titties back fat ass too Hold my own saggy titties That shit like a long ass lappy taffy You ever try to buy a lappy taffy that won't fuck alone You know what's fucked up about me though I don't mind some long titties But I ain't fucking no bitch with no long toenails Oh no that's a dinosaur Come here Time out I gotta say to salute all the ladies that take care of their feet Love to y'all Even if you do got bunions Even if you do got bunions Bro you should've She just looked at the plug And if you got a bunion Look your foot just got a shoulder blade on it That's it That's it The bunions don't mean you got ugly feet Ugly feet mean you got ugly feet That's what it mean If you put your socks on and you hear this sound Your feet fucked up Nah if you put your socks on and you can't put them on all the way Cause your toenail don't stop you from putting your socks on Gotta take that motherfucker all the way back off You know what this is Ridiculous right here Ladies and another thing If you can't stop wearing shoes That's comfortable so you don't have to walk around And ask the ass club barefoot That shit take all your sexy away You be beautiful in the motherfucker till I see you Walk around stepping in Hennessy And slob Every time you take your shoes off in the club Your pH go up 3 points I'm sorry I'm from the hood I love that shit That mean somebody to go on back up Hold up It's a shooter out of the zone somebody about to fight Ah shit You got all the pay That's what you do when you can walk You're going to see a lot of these women leaving out this show tonight And he's going to be a nigga right beside her Told you're stupid ass Hold up you walking too fast Bitch come on Then when they really get bad When y'all motherfuckers on them goddamn side Stupid ass Let's look at how the grown ass women Don't know how to walk in heels For real No I'm talking about your heel poking steel hitting the floor Just wear tennis shoes it's okay It's okay to wear tennis shoes No it's not I love a girl who can wear some tennis shoes That mean you really know how to dress Yes you did Because all class of people don't know how to wear tennis shoes Niggas that shoes are going to be loose in here Tied up tight Bitch it's going to be loose in your shoes We in Dallas man Which our cowboy is going to do this year Nothing you know the fuck going on I'm a falcon nigga nothing Nothing y'all got to come see us Whatever y'all do y'all Y'all better be the risk is because if you don't Your season is over Hold up bro Hey this nigga must be a Sign language interpreter He has thrown up so much shit Watch this this nigga just keep going Throwing up shit look he never stops Fuck you really This is a dope boy for the top of my No dude every time a nigga Say something we be like yeah I agree my nigga I agree My and the niggas who say over here We agree You think that nigga in the gang that nigga do air traffic control He work at the airport Much love or whatever you throwing up No disrespect just Y'all should just attack people who already In gangs I'm a civilian He not even in gang he dope I don't know what the fuck he threw up This is a good one Every time he think we say something That shit crazy This is a true story I used to live beside this Deaf couple in my apartment complex I did some real shit and they used to Get into arguments and you wouldn't hear nothing But shit slamming I'm like they at it again Then the nigga was trying to explain to me One day right I come outside I come outside he standing out there On the motherfucker real I'm like man you good I'm like hell yeah bro you know how they be That's just how they be bruh They be trippin like that I don't know how you would care if they were composed I would have got scared You tell somebody else I love to listen to the neighbors argue It was a dude who stayed next door to me He had a fake leg His girl used to go out and get drunk And come home and whoop his head And I always tell what they were fighting Cause I was always here arguing But I keep hearing like some shit going boom boom I'm like what the fuck They got an elephant in there Bitch get out of me And it'll be him scooting on the floor How you make up some shit like this Everybody in here I don't give a fuck If you from the projects If you from the projects Not only have you heard your neighbors argue And you didn't call over motherfucker Hey come in here hurry up Ooh she is in there going in on his ass Let me tell you something I was the neighbors But it was my sister Her boyfriend and I were young I was 12 years old and he was beating Chang gang time and all that shit You know my sister was throwing up She was like no Chang gang She was a little crazy bitch You have to hit me to show me that you love me And that's what she did That get to fighting and shit and shit We can beat her too and she said Look at me I'm like bitch I ain't saying nothing You can't do that with all these women Everybody ass bitch you need to love him Because you can fight like niggas You think it's a game Who the fuck said yes over here I like the real bitches who don't grab how They just go straight hang out I believe it They hold their hands boy they got hands She's standing here to be a boom Hey DC you ever been with your girl When she got the fight and you standing there Cheeing her home No I help fuck that bitch up And I'm looking for a nigga who with her Who with her Had to bust that nigga See a nigga stomping your girl out I ain't watching nobody to fight Not with me Know what he think She gonna have to My girlfriend had to fight by herself If somebody jump on my mama though we jumping the shit out your ass I'm sorry I don't give a fuck who it is You fight my mama nigga we jumping here You fight my mama I'm gonna kill you We gonna jump you before we kid you We gonna jump the shit out you All this shit All this shit is hypothetical But it is all happening in Dallas This is a nigga sitting there right now You hear my mama jump that nigga Nigga cut in front of my mama and root his chicken Smack the shit out that nigga He was gonna swing back we beat his ass all back To my fucking grease See all the time you orchestrate this shit If you got respect for the other side You see what I'm saying you like hold hold hold hold Cause she can really get really dangerous Let me go talk to somebody who run this shit Hey look let go to the backyard How we really wanna come over here Nigga we fucking all fucking everything up Anybody that's really in the streets Don't wanna be in the streets Any nigga that's walking around acting like they wanna be a gangster Is mentally ill And then it's over with The streets is over with They don't never talk about how the streets get your PTSD The streets is over with The streets is over with man Especially now with all this social media And all these niggas once I seen soldier boy And the nigga arguing on live Nigga took his coat off on live With the nigga I said it's over with What he do bro? He was like fuck you nigga fuck you bitch ass nigga what you won't do And start tapping the screen I said oh the streets is done The nigga The streets is done I got stabbed up y'all I got stabbed up And don't you know I went to jail For the people who stabbed me Cause they told on you They pressed charges on me I was like what nigga that ain't nothing to clap about Nigga I was confused I'm like nigga I I think he was clapping cause the nigga who did some You see what I'm saying You see what I'm saying Nah you in jail fighting for your life and fighting for your life Double fight for your life I'm like bitch I didn't do it I need the nerve That's the whole ass shit Right God damn it How many times he hit you? How many times he hit you bro Damn You survived a chopper God bless you That's why that nigga throwing all that shit up Well you survived a chopper Come here man Nigga don't survive choppers man You hear what I'm saying That's a real nigga Love to you brother And that's what people don't understand All of us in here That's a real city That's a real city We didn't all lost family members to the streets Love was to the streets That shit is stupid Niggas don't understand My man right there listen People don't understand the pain of what you go through when you lose somebody Man niggas don't understand When you still smell your people's clothes after they die Having to go visit them at the graveyard And remembering the memories you have All over dumb shit man We can stop killing each other then With a lot of the fucked up shit we got going on out here Right You know what I mean I'm serious man I don't watch too many of my family members My five got killed, my humble got killed Three of my humble got killed Two homeboys at the same time Just lost three homeboys a couple weeks ago It's like how many times you got to realize That the nigga that look like you ain't your enemy We ain't your enemy No disrespect the real enemies Niggas are scared of them The real enemy come Oh shit did it go Oh you try to please his ass We got to please We ain't got to please shit Boy we gonna stop you when you lying But you telling so much truth right now I ain't gonna stop you because you You handle your bed and keep going On this good Sunday the word just showed up It's important man You got to understand It's enough shit that kill us as niggas We got to worry about pork pussy Look at those two white ladies I feel so sorry for them And white people Y'all in here We ain't saying all y'all fucked up but hey Speak up, help us out I know it might seem crazy Like you probably can't talk right now but speak up just say something They be like hey man that shit ain't right For real cause we ain't ganging up on y'all Yeah Don't tell them to please Y'all got to understand y'all got different privileges Most white people know what it feel like To cuss out the police Ain't a nigga in here That didn't ever cuss out the police In the nineties In the nineties In the nineties the niggas cussed The police out Shit We ain't read down to you We had niggas police So we actually knew them niggas We know you niggas I know you Well most places that ain't the case Most places you go through that shit and you end up stuck But guess what That's why niggas gotta get in office We gotta stop talking and actually get in If a nigga ain't in Nigga be like hey bro where we gonna get the food stuff We don't fuck with y'all What's up girl That's why I don't understand why everybody was all mad at JZ Like nigga if you in a position to be able to get into The power position To be able to get into the power position You gotta be able to get in there and make change Niggas was mad before they even knew the terms of the deal But then everybody A week later everybody going to stand in line for chicken Which one look crazier With JZ deal, us standing in line for chicken On motherfucking day But this the thing with us I don't know if that nigga was agreeing or he was saying That chicken good the motherfucker This the thing with us right We gotta stop shutting our niggas dreams down We don't really know what's going on bro We really be out here fighting for us We can't tear them every fucking move That we back to mate nigga Now with the move gang How you doing? How you doing? Yeah So do we get in? Niggas we about to let all my niggas in It's a book called The Spook That Sat By The Door If you ain't never read the spook that sat by the door You should because you gotta understand It's a system that's set up out here to make sure that we feel And if we can infiltrate that system Then we can let our niggas in And then the niggas will be in there And once you know once we get into place We turn it into our shit Niggas right there need to be in Congress or something Real talk He talking about cap, cap got hit money He made the awareness He said something about it not chase He got put in position to do something about it Now we gotta back everybody up We just gonna still be yelling outside like What about cap? That's right Any more black social issues we need to address Niggas cap got that 40 million like you know what I'm gonna keep kneeling but I'm gonna go cash this check What else going on in the black community Who got the weed Who got the weed I want some real weed Shout out to all our Hispanic All our Hispanic brothers and sisters In the building Fuck the dumb shit We on the same team niggas We on the same team We on the same team You see they put KFC and Taco build together That's for us niggas We on the same team We on the same team You got to follow up your book Oh shit That nigga got that guy down Don't be a minute That's why drinking your juice in the hood I ain't fucking with you I know what them boars mean in Texas niggas You know what is What is Look that nigga in the bag was like that's truth That boy alone That nigga crazy That nigga is crazy She's like I don't love you I don't know what your ex is Listen to her Man it's all good That is not Sir I didn't buy no boars today DC she did his Right here with the boys How you know his girl She She put them boars in his head She was like Clamp, clamp, clamp Yeah They just clamp We got to get out of here We got a second show It's about their time We got a second show Because we sold out 20 bitches In the Dallas What y'all got going on tonight in Dallas What's poppin What the strip clubs like in Dallas They get naked down here They don't get naked all the way Ecstasy AOD or Ecstasy That's how I went to a Dallas strip club Y'all hide anybody They been coming straight up to me I was like uh oh bitch I'm some real shit though man I know we got to go but we got to hit that bitch One more time One more time y'all we got to hit that bitch That shop on the dresser First of all We've been waiting to come here for a real long time It's going on again And out of all the places in the country That motherfuckers talk the most shit about us Not coming It was Dallas Bring your bitch in to Dallas Bring your fucking ass Let's hit that bitch one more time So we got to show my Dallas dude Hey one time Hey One time Before we get out of here Dallas Hit that shit chico I got the chopper on the dresser baby I'm ready to shoot Come on y'all I ain't hear everybody I got the chopper on the dresser baby I'm ready to shoot I got the chopper on the dresser baby I'm ready to shoot What's up baby I got the chopper on the dresser baby I'm ready to shoot Dallas this is the 85 south show Hit the town We appreciate it Ladies and gentlemen This is the 85 south show Please exit to your left Close out your tabs And if you are in section A Please stay in your seat Please exit to your left Not through the lobby Come on Dallas give it up for the 85 south show One more time Dallas If you were a part of the show If you sang we're going to need you up in the front On your way out Don't forget to get some merchandise Dallas Go ahead and get your 85 south show t-shirt We ain't going to show we need you up front If you are VIP We need you up front Have VIP tickets We need you up front Thank y'all Dallas We appreciate y'all coming out Representing the 85 south show You guys are all 85 percenters now Make sure you tell somebody about What you seen in here tonight Who was