 That was like a major version of it brought a tear to it. It felt like I was it felt I was in the soul, you know One semitone down on one of those notes. I'll get it. I'll get it. Yeah By movie nine you'll have it. There we go Yeah, there you go now we're talking there we go. It's a bit more complicated to play it that fast Well, hey the intro the next one you'll have nailed it, right? I'll be doing nothing but practicing. We've now seen between four of the sores and it's been just wonderful Just epic. That's like this franchise They just kept piling packing money into this. It's kept making money, right? That's the idea. I just kept working They're just like wow budgets increased dramatically with every film. It's true It's doing Chris with the films actually that might like dramatically For two houses We'll see cuz once you complete store for it's not like three where it could have just stopped It's like, okay, we got loads of loose threads now We got a bunch of people have been established got a new killer who's clearly doing his films and Why not? And this one I actually do remember going to see at Halloween and I was just like so it's gotten weird But like not in a bad way I was just like it's just it's just difficult to understand it fully now Then my sister was like, oh, Halloween movie. Let's go see sword. I was like, okay. Wow Well, the budget is definitely increased because in soft for they had enough money for two almost identical white detectives So, whoa, no It's all three that they were able to travel all the way to China to film a parade Yeah, that was yes, kid. That was I'm confused. That was so far. Yeah But it was during the events Well, most of software was during the events of saw three But it was a flashback in software to explain the origins of why jigsaw likes pigs That's so lame that he was like when I got my first dude I ended up getting some pigs stuff and fuck it pigs now It is funny that they you know when you're trying to write these things You're just you're you're looking of you're turning over every stone just trying to like find something to explain It's the same type of shit Disney does now with like, oh, it's because he was writing solo on this thing That's why he's on solo. Yeah, you know like We explain why the pig thing It can't just be a choice because he likes it because it's cool There's got to be a zodiac and like the year of the pig It all makes sense now. I'm gonna park you for year of the pig You know what maybe that's so much more significant the the actual valid criticism of the whole being obsessed It's trying to make things make sense That's where it actually goes wrong because a lot of people say like cinema sins He's the result of wanting things to make says no no even close He's yes, but if you have films where they're like we need to explain how he's cold hard solo And then they do and there's nothing that doesn't necessarily make sense like it does it can follow It's just so embarrassing. Why would you do? Yeah, it makes sense that some just guy just gave him that name Or how he got his gun like someone just gave him the gun, you know, like yeah, I guess Thank you for spending time on this They bought with money and you know you made that sound a little better than it is he was like you're on your own You've got no people like your solo, aren't you? Who are your people? I don't have people I'm alone Solo It could have been either that art you're looking very sad. Ah, you're so low So, yeah, what more can we get in terms of origin stories with different items and characters throughout soul Who knows what's next but you will provide us We got we got Linda and lens Exploded heads, so maybe we'll get a bit more on that Yeah, got detective twin one who was trapped in the murder room with all the dead people And other detectives who's evil and it was behind it all No, that's all we'll have to say about you. Yeah, we'll get way more on him I assume because he hasn't been very fleshed out Bill Hoffa's we just we just twist revealed that he's behind it all Which is really satisfying because if you remember and saw three had a moment where you saw him He had gloves on Yeah Even flashback to it They flashback to it like see we set this up. It's like, yeah And a spooky wasn't it? Oh, we believe you did you believe that? So is everyone ready for soul boy, I'm so fucking ready. Yes Three two one go line skate again All right, it was this this film or is this production company? I don't know That's the magic you don't know the other dirty door film stress passers will be Trust passers will be prosecuted production. This is got trailer vibes. Oh This is another corpse room. All right. Well, you know this way to this point We got to get a trap to kick off them. Yeah, yeah called open. Yay Oh, look he's got little things on him. He's got snakes What a hack the resolution seems low for these Credits, yeah, I think you're right actually it seems like I'm watching something on a VHS another VHS Yeah, I'd be surprised get me out of here I Swear help me. It wasn't me. It was Enrique. I like the lightning bolts. They point to his penis You need to move out of this town if you're a criminal Jigsaw is trying to create the ultimate Society where everybody appreciates life super hard not even about whether or not they commit to good or bad actions Just appreciate living. That's all yeah, I mean the person he's helped out the most is a bad dirt He's one of the worst you would be So it's between breaking your hands and getting caught in half, you know what I think it's pretty straightforward You can't construct this with a small crew like you need Serious equipment Is he gonna do the thing where he doesn't want at a time if it's hurting then you should already be stuck yeah Well, you did it buddy GG a lot of blood and it's too late to even pull back now You can have your hands back They get a floppy. This is the weirdest Doctor Strange origin story I've seen Hey, what now Wait, what he did the thing he did what you wanted it Wow, hey jigsaw doesn't kill anybody So is Hoffman not playing here either is that what we're doing why is it so low res it looks blurry That is really weird Hey, remember this Yeah He was my favorite Someone should make an image of all of the saw films as separate timelines and color code the scenes that are flashbacks and Tell us how much of each film is flashback like technically Like 99% of sophomore was flashback Do that bullshit. Yeah where they're just like what we just saw wasn't even present time. It was something else Yeah, god damn it like the only not flashback in software was the operating table at the beginning and end I get the entire rest of the movie was flashback. It's full of goo. That's where the goo story If they just found out who was buying all the glow in the dark paint If they found out who was buying all the torture devices in town They would probably this is be funny if they didn't make them these are all just ones They were on eBay. Yeah, this is the movie equivalent of DLC This there was this room that always existed in the game And now if you open the door room, it was never openable as the whole of the game Okay If you're hearing this then you finally found what you've been looking for He knew that in stroll was gonna tear it up exactly what he did which required a shit a lot of variables And in it What when he peeks around the corner just plays the song but it turns off He turns a tape player off it stops the song You're ruining it if they ever do end to this franchise the last tape should just be the That could totally have gone really wrong Absolutely They never do it in a full fire way Just trap him in a room and then fill it with gas. I'd be satisfied with that. Oh You're fine. What the hell? How do you get his fingers up in into into that do you see how his neck is surrounded I feel like he should be able to Yeah But it's like duff duff beer instead of water kegs Jog jog What if it was come Can you reach up and grab a bunch of yeah, yeah That's your plan what yeah the first thing he tries actually But this Nose would need to be closed But it's not I Don't know that wouldn't supersede the way I have I Feel like you can like block it with your tongue or whatever So that's the girl from oh, yeah Save the girl. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh I said nobody Stuff Should only be one handsome white man in this film I'm gonna get you As he's the new jigsaw John left something for you. I really didn't want to make this video It's a beautiful bastards. It's your boy jigsaw I Want to play a game and that game is One of the most ambitious You could find me a jigsaw xxx sniper And that's become his involvement contractually that like what am I doing for this movie? It's like you're gonna have several more messages for several more characters We've never met before that you recorded years ago. Okay, right? This key would be relevant one day officers who gave their lives are being honored here today But today, I'd like to offer a special honor. Oh, remember A promotion Yeah, what if the jigsaw thing was his invention all along just so we could get a promotion Hobin Bell's not even real he made him he's an android human life is sacred also don't go through doors I think that's the biggest thing that I hate in this series is whenever someone completes the trap and dies That's not fair. But when they saw the trap they were like, so how come Hoffman you weren't electrocuted then Oh Oh, jeez got up Turns out there was nothing strapping me to the chair. I just walked out It was a little bit like it would be kind of difficult to argue that I was like, well, I guess it didn't work Woo-hoo. Yeah, I don't know why he needed to be there It's so weird Like what about Why why does that help your Scheme It'd be so funny if Hoffman goes through all these films kill it everybody or whatever that right at the end He gets on an airplane. This is the final destiny Oh my god And it's headed straight for the twin towers even this hospital's dirty Yeah This is the cleanest place in there in the stall universe. Look at that room. Yeah, it's like water damaged everywhere Like other than the blood it's a perfectly fine fellow. Oh, I guess she died Why do that? They don't usually do that. Do they they usually keep it alive Last thing she said was detective Hoffman. Why'd she say that? Why'd she say your name? There's a lot of detective Hoff. How'd you walk out of that building? How did you on a gurney with a fucking hole in my throat? Hey, calm down Look at you. Oh, you're just doing a bad voice and I was like, oh, yeah, I did the That's funny. I'm not talking about him. I'm talking about you and your whole crooked department Oh Been chasing jigsaw from the beginning. No, no, you haven't you were introduced in sort of three Yeah, and you were just sitting there you have like two lines of dialogue you've been chasing saw since three getting Let's he's been chasing jigsaw's heart since the first film if we could be honest. He was just glove Look who it is He's got one of the big smart guns. That's why I put you on medical leave Vasquez's friend he gets burned and then killed jigsaw's dead. How many lives did I inevitably save? You're off the case on whose orders Give me a bitch in your garden president of the united states. Sorry, peter He's getting involved goes all the way to the top Dude, he'd be so great if obama was like in this That's like a shotgun You are off the case He's getting punished probably because of the fact that he just didn't go with anybody It didn't do it with a protocol in mind He's like I got to go in there straight away and he's claiming responsibility for the death of jigsaw, which wasn't anything to do with him Oh my god Look at that brother. Look at all those saws Big old trap house. There's too many saws here It's like fine. He's gonna be fun on the bud ringing. You got some fun to be had here There is a character among these these victims You may recognize more now than you ever would have when you forced voice first saw this movie Oh You know what I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I know her So I was already curious about this one Huh if you Move right up just underneath it and aim the collar like that. How what would happen? I didn't break your head pretty hard But do you understand what I'm trying to say like you wedged so that it's uh, uh, yeah, yeah Because you want your head to pop off like a dandelion. I recognize him I definitely recognize him one pulpit his voice at least for all of us He was in breaking bad. He's the scientist in uh, mexico. All right. Oh, yeah He was in 24. Yes, I just I just want to appreciate he was like don't pull too hard It'll set wire and it'll stop the trap whatever. It's like, oh my god It's nice when a character was deserved, isn't it? Yeah, when he says employee to do one Yeah, make it wait. I thought you said 60 seconds. Oh, they got 15 minutes While we're going to do the opposite one of the guards for it. Yeah Don't listen to well. Yes. So when he says you're gonna want to try and save yourself probably but don't do that Yeah, kill yourself do the opposite you'll be fine They're nail bombs. She's a fire inspector. How do you know me? I'm not going to say anything. How do you know her? Oh They don't want to tell us yet. So he's not going to answer I like British guy he's cool. Yeah If all of the chains are connected if they all went one at a time they could each like Get to a pretty effortlessly. Well, that's yeah, it seems like a nearly easy. Just They don't trust their instincts. We've already lost 15 seconds. So Yeah, so now he could get They got angry together and thus have now got a borked plan By the way, the timer is totally gonna It's already probably been 30 seconds. Yeah, and also if he frees himself he can start helping free other people But for some reason the show is making him take way too long to open his Yeah, he his luck takes a while. They seem to be self-organizing this fairly well. His lock should be. Oh, you idiot I'm just gonna drop kick it Sorry, she's not alpha enough Also, he's not helping by going back you asshole. Yeah. Yeah, you don't see if they all had lock in it That's just even big Eddie said the old lock of the same Duck No one really ripped her That wouldn't have happened enough flesh is still connected. Yeah, that's funny Oh, no, we're moving into the CGI realm. Aren't we we're not we're straying away from the physical She only died because that guy did a dumb ass move and No one he Erickson. I've been enjoying this actor's performance now that he's gotten that shit on his neck because he's Yeah I think part of the reason why they did that is to distinguish him from Hoffman Now he's got band-aid on the throat and he talks different. That's a good point. Yeah, that's legitimately It looks so similar they look so I don't want to I don't want to like come across as racist or anything But white people do all look the fucking same. So any anything that can be done is is appreciate There's keystrokes do not match Type whole sentence What am I supposed to be doing for the scene? I'm just typing out a name. Okay What he just read up is that Hoffman's sister has been killed by an evil boyfriend And then that same guy was killed by the jigsaw killer. So it's like, hmm Suspicious take some time off. Yeah. Well, I have to heal up, you know I can point to it. I shouldn't be talking much. So I'm gonna go investigate He got pendulumed. He was looking at something You're still alive. What are you doing here? You know, that's pretty obvious peepee hole. I'm gonna be honest Yeah, yeah, nobody noticed this like when they first sealed off the crime scene and investigated This is new. Oh my god, it matches up This is the guy that murdered your sister that reduced the five on a technicality Now you served five years a technicality gave you freedom I admit that if I were you. Yeah, I'm establishing a motive for myself. Maybe yeah No, maybe they would figure it out eventually since battery gets it out before it's found Not yet Don't close the door. Don't why would you stop it? Why would you close the door? Why the fuck would you close the door? He was doing it so quickly. He was on a mission. He was Run into yellow. Why was he so weird? Why the actual fuck did you want to close the door was such concern? Dead woman worked for the fire department. She got camped a month ago. How the fuck do you? How the fuck do you know that? I'm closing the door. Please don't let the guy near the door Get him away from the door or anything I like that. There's at least a couple competent people here or What's your story? I work for the department of city planning. I'm not gonna tell them about daddy He's been trying to build a new stadium for years Little did he know all you have to do is wait for his daughter to get a job in city learning Oh my god, I mean that's not like that's bad. That's not the evilest thing Yeah, he was gonna help her at him build a stadium like okay. I'm an investigative journalist for the herald No one speaks ill of the herald in my presence Also, like what do you mean? previous rooms. Yeah So then they could have left the door slightly ajar and then Yeah, and stood next to the wall Absolutely like the same wall Yeah, there's the door. Yeah, the one that blocks that explosion Get to clear you fucking bitch So we shouldn't work together then because we work hard That seems really out of place for him Yeah, I think he just really doesn't want the junkie to make it through because he's Now these little compartments are not explosion proof. It seems well, you can fit more than one person in them. Yeah, exactly Oh What do you mean my ass you just did you beat him? Yeah, yeah, you could fit way more people Absolutely, it's not even close. Yeah, it's pretty uh pretty long He can still live jump in jump in They edited it so while the guy was like vomiting up blood they like snapped the photo It's like are we supposed to believe that literally like they weren't there while he was dying Like Hoffman was he was just they do that with the like really like erratic editing montages Sometimes they show stuff that doesn't happen. Like when he's pointing a gun at whatever her name was in the last Movie he looks around like he's expecting the person who wrote it to be like sitting there at the window staring waving Who wrote this? You Are there any nice places in the city? Well, this one has slightly fewer broken cracked walls On the walls Paper is grimy. Do you see that? Yeah, they didn't even get a clean piece of paper all the nasty Love this scene Both of them are you in charge of this beast beast master? Unfazed by that That's how rough of a neighborhood Oh god, if it hits five don't hit five later. I'll do it. You didn't pull the plunger the plunger Yeah, you're just okay. Just let him do that. Yeah How are you going to carry out? How are you gonna transport this person? It's fine. What if anyone else gets on the elevator? Does your omniscience allow you to know that? Oh, that's all the other people in the elevator had their own games going on and they were instructed to go Do you mind and shake their head? Everyone's it everyone's got their own game and they're just He's back to be he's one of the first of his victims. Did you really strap a saga to me? If they all took off their jackets, they would have you would have seen like devices on their bags So he was copying him before saw one even happened Oh, this Jesus Christ. What are we doing? What? Because yeah, but right. Yeah, yes, okay. Yes, that is correct I The rules can I get the rules? I should have told you that earlier honestly look at yourself That looked like it was ready to slip off the trigger though like if he yeah dothles it a little vengeance can change a person Unlike you. I've never killed anyone Never ever and I never will No one in the town believes you I never killed them because I give them a chance. What is that? Yeah There was a real-life serial killer who would like let people go in the wilderness in Alaska and go hunt them down Like they had a chance to escape. He was still a fucking serial murderer Let's mention them. What about the little girl? Oh, she was fine. Yeah, they knew that she was gonna get saved anyway, so The white ball the kidnapping at all. What was the point? It was for the fat guy No See the they really flashed it out the hoff now How long have you been like looking at me dude? Yeah, you're grieving the wrong way Wait, so he bought that jacket himself before he even started working for Sam The blade on your pendulum was inferior inferior to all blades or to all pendulums So you're gonna roast my pendulum to mine. I've got a mine. I mean it did the job, dude Oh, it worked. It deserves a chance. You didn't see them. I mean not really you didn't see the blood Killing is distasteful To me. Oh come on. Oh, yeah Yeah, jigsaw. Yeah to me I'm not trying to say it is objectively or anything It's like putting an idea into your sentence. What's funny is killing isn't distasteful necessarily murder is You see, it's a different method that I'm talking about If a subject survives my method, he or she is instantly rehabilitated. No, that's not be silly How about you tell us about your success rate, legions? Yeah, hey one out of 30 times At this point like this is so early. This is before amanda even so yeah Pretty sure it's before amanda. I'm the man you call jigsaw Whoa I mean surely you knew that already, right? I kind of knew that. Yeah, well, they are rehabilitated and that they don't do any more Crimes because they're dead I know who you are And I know what you've done. So this is blackmail No, no, no He's like, there's a third option I could just kill you like did you consider that he really wants a friend? Yeah, yeah But you're not a true kid. I think he killed someone already. You never killed anyone I'll be giving you voice lessons. Yeah, just so you can imitate my voice flawlessly Jigsaw is this really what you want to like like work for me? Otherwise, I'll really reveal you the truth It's like that's who you wanted your team. Are you supposed to be principal? Just kill jigsaw and then flee the country. You'll be fine Also, what was the point of showing us that one of those was loaded? He could have chosen so the front trigger Generally will shoot the right barrel and the rear trigger will generally shoot either the left or both So why is that meaningful in that scenario though? So I assume that he Could have chosen which To shoot but he chose to shoot The one that didn't have the shell in it, but he hadn't made up his mind entirely yet He was gonna choose based on What he'd said or did in the chair, I assume But he doesn't exactly cooperate. Yeah, I don't have no choice but to cooperate that he's cooperating Guys, he should probably turn the lights on No, no, no, it's I was saving Like we need for example, yes, but it isn't just as an example Don't open that door so secure It's for the British guy I like this voice Yeah, I like them. Yeah Now we have gill gill and guy It's a good combo usually. Yeah, I like them So anyway, well nothing we could have done about this somebody had to die, obviously Survival of the fittest bruh. I remember we're back here Oh, wow, they kept this. Remember so what this is like when you go to rapture and they might have reconstructed it Yeah, that's madness. Just let it there. They totally saved it. They knew they'd need it for the long haul They used that's why they used to I still look at that and think you'd get through it, but I don't know You got to crawl along the bottom. He was like really fat though That's why he's gonna crawl along the bottom the sludgy fatness will like Yeah, I can't believe It's amazing. He would have leapt into it and just killed himself Yeah, I'm gonna fly out of here. Yeah, it's like what the fuck are you doing? Oh, look, we're getting his story No, don't do that Not here drink anymore if you do that. Also, what a weak bottle only fuck your beverage. No, don't you do it? Well, at least it's sterile big noises. Oh, it's gonna be Probably Talk to liwanel and he's making so what it'd be like. So what do you think about Hoffman? He's just like, what? This is the one guy who's managed to actually make a difference two pigs are on him. Yeah Throw him over into the water. Fuck him That people are stronger That people have double health. Oh my god, they stabbed them with the syringe. It's always absurd True Then I'm continue killing myself slicing noises with the syringe Is that like a real bald spot or did they just shave his head there? Like this helps you understand the eras Okay, there was a time where he had that look Oh, look at this transition My god, what's what is this plan here right now? It's just looking at every crime scene again. That's Here still and cc has like reminiscing Well, how else are we gonna get how could someone possibly know what the fuck the point of this is if they haven't seen all the sores up to this point We're like, what about you? Yeah, what is this? Yeah, why are you showing me any of this? Get back to the traps that you put in your trailer for the film Yeah Because they were watching them through little peep holes and when they saw him just leap into the barb wire They just started laughing I can't believe it What are you doing here? How this film is insistent that these were iconic moments. We have to I know it's such a They are from the first film Emotions are just for the one guy who Aborted my baby that time was personal to me see so What it seems to me is that they were trying to do this with amanda But they decided to make her insane until now like we need to try again, but this time It'll be a problem. We need someone cooler. What are we doing? We're making things make more sense a doctor. Oh, yeah, and oh my god Everything's significant. Mr. Lawrence. Oh my goodness Yes, it's the same tap. Oh my god. Everything makes sense now. Oh my god I retract. I was dying for an explanation of where the pen came from. I'm glad they addressed it finally I assumed jigsaw gave it to him, but instead jigsaw gave it to a guy to give it to him It's all coming together. Not just any guy. It's hoffers hoff daddy g Everyone. Oh my god. It's the house one This is the house not to be confused. I don't need to see any of this. What are we doing second sore? Oh Why did you do that? It's like, I don't know. I just I don't know It always I assume nothing. There are no assumptions here. Oh, fuck you. I mean, he doesn't things just work out You know, I believe them Yeah, okay, he's uh Yeah, I just had things happen I don't assume what's going to happen. I just anticipate all the possibilities. It's the same fucking thing. Yeah I don't just know what will happen. I knew what could happen Dude, don't do that. I just have to assume they check them out like Baldwin Why is there like sexual tension between I This is easily the best film they finally explained when how they set that little pistol up I don't take any chances. I'm on the pill Oh, they explained how they got behind the brick He put it there with his hand. I still don't get it. Oh, oh Oh, he put a brick in the way and he used his hands to do that It was a brick sized hole and you put a brick in it. Wow. Oh my goodness It's now it's really starting to get jiggy with it. We've we've lint so much That's peak jiggy right there Peek maximum are they breathing in poison right now or They haven't even done yet. I got yeah, they have they surely they have antidotes for themselves You have to take a bath together, but you have to pretend you're into it You have to catch We have 14 judges who will decide whether you are being herself You can just leave the door open forever because there's no bomb in the other one, right? So She lacks I did something And a bunch of people were killed wow I didn't claim They're still dead Oh, yes, they're dead They were still dead. They continued to be dead after they died. I cut necromancy, but I realized this isn't real Necromancy is just tasteful To me Jigsaw has to be the world's greatest detective to find out all of everyone's Oh, yeah, there's got to be a private investigator that's going to turn up later Okay, that does all this shit you think bribes you're fucking lying you cheat people I build condos and one of the most densely populated cities in the country We're all bags of shit that deserve to be here. That's good. Really because she's a property developer Yeah, she made condos you kill people. What was what was his name? It wasn't that corrupt Close the fucking door. We have to hear the rules. No, leave the door open. Let's go back to those other rooms Yeah Find a way to connect all five cords to the bath water and the door It's a little bit convoluted. I think I got it. You have to Search through this room walking the door forever Hmm Oh, you didn't say it That was genuinely a probably smart move in terms of survival to fit us. That was her biggest threat Well, yeah, it's like the last guy's like, yeah, you're the first one who went fucking psycho first We can't trust you. You could do this anytime to me In the next room, I would have tried Clothes is what I was doing. Well, would that conduct? If they're wet, why don't you get them wet? Oh, right. Yeah, if you get it wet I've been tried at least you have like what 12 minutes Yeah, like there's clamps No, it's not there's no electricity yet Wait, apparently there is Didn't he say the search comes after the time? That search to lock the door forever You're alive And they just put all the tips in the water I think the idea is that the tips don't reach the water Oh, I hate it when your tip doesn't reach the water That it Come on, I prefer for my tip It's not that hard just do it. She's dead. She's already dead Good boy. All right, well leave That was a weird place to stab Yeah, probably the hardest out of everywhere in her face. You could have just put it in her mouth It could have flopped out. You wouldn't want that Yeah, you fucking go Let's leave Go back to the crazy trap plays It's boring She doesn't belong in the franchise She's literally just engaged to the producer and that's how she got her role It's insane It didn't surprise me then, but I'm still being followed He's strong I was the one that stole his throat For a good reason, actually Yay, next room Oh, wait, no. What is this? Flashback? No. Oh, it's a present No, he's in the room He's in the spooky room And again, he's gonna find another secret door and then find a tape that's like Agent strong He's right here again Sorry about your neck But I assure you that the people being tested Are part of something much larger Aren't they all connected? When they make these, they're trying to figure out where to put the exposition scenes In the history that can still make sense So Jigsaw can predict almost everything except for the fact that Amanda's gonna be a crazy bitch It was unclear about that though because a lot of this stuff is set up With Amanda killing him Everything happens as a result of all of that And he's got tapes that account for her doing that He had, yeah There's another timeline diagram That could have been activated Whoa, so three Wow, he was like right there right before that They just showed up like 10 seconds earlier This is part of the same movie This isn't a different movie that we're watching right now in the blue hallway It needs to be re-edited chronologically and then you just have this bizarre fucking movie Yeah Oh yeah, it would be so weird to watch We were all supposed to die We were all supposed to die Aw, poor Donnie What, so that was gonna happen And that It seems like those plans all would depend on everybody fucking dying Was the plan To pig mask him and then put him in that trap With the plan for him to die and you just came up with that trap in like 2 seconds It didn't seem like it should have been planned It wasn't supposed to have survived that right But Strom was never supposed to get to that place He clued onto that within the last few minutes of there even being a chance to get there So like, yeah, Hoffman whipped up a trap real quick It's like, it's complicated though The trap, he's got the box Yeah, that one is pretty complicated now And remember, Strom called the cops himself So he doesn't have all the time of the will to do that Yeah, yeah, yeah There was another trap for another person But he's like, I guess we're using it now Yep, still belongs to him That's just so framey though If you were to investigate this whole thing Like, oh yeah He left his phone here when he knows that we can track it Okay, yeah He called me and then hung up And then Softlades How many Yes, five Oh, shit Oh Wait, isn't this supposed to be a little video to explain this Hello everybody, oh, you've already figured it out Is there not a tape for this one? You could stick something in it to keep it open while you poured something else in Like, even if you hurt your finger, you know You could still Do it, woman That was a keyhole I was gonna say, the thing is Jigsaw's an asshole Yeah But why would he blame you for trying, you know He's done that for me He's an asshole, yeah They're all the same key Not like that Matters No, it wouldn't have changed much about that first room No, because they could have broken the glass and passed the keys to other people anyway Yeah, and also if they had just been like Okay, we're gonna use one key The British guy who took forever to do it would have killed everyone Yep The first guy who tried the key would have I hate that scene for that They make British guy You cannot open his lock That's just the way that they do it Yeah, it is a really stupid reveal because like If you try to imagine how it would have gone Like, he gets his lock off right away Then obviously he's free and he can get the keys for other people So They didn't do anything wrong anyway She's still smoking Have this conversation facing the timer Jokes were watching that for more than one person She's just said it So her theory is if we just cooperated things would have been way better I thought that was the obvious point and that one guy fucked it up here I was gonna say but I don't see how like It's not fair at all that you can conclude that for many reasons For the first room it makes no difference Yeah And the second room And it would have been worse if you had Relyed on one key In fact, you know what Each room is just a matter of one character going nuts That's all whatever it is Yeah, exactly They've got to deliver 10 Between them, which means they're dead, right? Yeah, exactly Because it's not just the blood that gets in there But all the blood you're gonna lose afterward Yeah So you're doomed I always thought they should have made it like 6 pints total 5 pints total, fuck it 5 pints That matches the movie name He looked excited almost Let's do it So one person can fill the baker With 10 pints of blood Well, it's not gonna work like that But And both die And then both die I guess I'll give it to him If you were in this scenario, would you be like We got to fight to the death or would you be like Let's both give it a shot and see if we both die Or both live Just knock one of them out and stick their hand in That's what you did every other room At least try the piss thing Yeah I would stick something in there Just to like keep the mechanism open And I would start peeing in it I would start vomiting in it I would get every bit of bodily fluid out That I can before blood That's one of you That's awkward though, right? You pee all over the blade And then you shove your hat down I don't know if I have 10 pints of pee in me though 10 pints of semen You guys do not have the time If you fucking want it to be alone I guess he didn't know that it was He said it was an abandoned building Yeah, but that's just reckless as fuck on his part If you're gonna build a building which is bad enough as it is You should probably check who's in there He was high But then again, the other lady just Develops condos What a bitch Evil condos Where's he now? No idea That soda can just said soda on it Yeah I'm just waiting for them to be like This is detective tops room Welcome From the company that brought you energy drink Comes soda Throw your hands in there We killed eight people And stole a property and nobody cared Eight people to their families cared I can't Shut up You didn't check And you didn't turn yourself in when you found out Shut up Oh, she was super evil then How didn't you know that? No, we assumed it was abandoned Just say that you thought it was abandoned She did become the most evil character then Apparently she knew the people were in there too Yeah Where are you? I don't know You're probably not even on the same timeline He's just going through all the different sets in the soul universe This is interesting Is that door secured? Ah, shit No, a random guy shot me with his revolver As a result You guys don't have the time to think about it I'm sorry, six minutes out of 15 left Jeez You'll be so funny If she's like, ooh, Owie, ooh, mine's in my hands And he's like, yes, and he's bleeding out She's like, ooh, Owie, yes, mine's definitely in the Ouchies Why would you do it there? Well, what is the best place to do it? Your hand in the hole Yeah, you could totally Just the way that that looked You could prop those Mechanisms up And not put your finger in there You could pee in it You should at least try a bit Yeah Maybe get to like eight pints of men pee Eight pints of men pee Well, pee first, then see But if you pee first, then your pee's getting in your blood Yeah, sure What if you put too much blood in And then the pee could have curled it up a bit more I guess so Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about pee We'll go to the homes that's left of this It'll be five I don't think that saw blade Is the cleanest, either way That's true He keeps on pushing Don't worry, dude It's open now Yeah, dude, you can stop You can stop doing that That's awesome Idiot Stop I guess she didn't even have to Holy shit, he's like old boy to the arms Yes, he's a dumbass Is this the part where we pee? Oh look, it's this Like spilling out of the jar Because there's so much blood Previous movie Because that Oh my god, we actually did that Then you have once again found what you are looking for Yay This sounds like Hoffman You forgot to put the filters on Hoffman Yeah, what the fuck Which is weird, because we showed At the beginning of this movie He does have the ability to sound like Jigsaw Before he even met Jigsaw Yeah, I guess he's doing this on purpose, right? But he's just, yeah I mean, if you just stand in there, it's gonna be fine What's the problem with Jigsaw though? You're like, okay, I'll stand in there And then he's like, haha, you died, you shouldn't listen to me Yeah, and also Yeah, this is like Hoffman, Jigsaw Yeah, you certainly got close to him So, like Yeah, like what Uh-oh, you goofed it a little I think you went a little too far What's the moral lesson with strong Wrap up your hands now guys I mean Yeah, take out your shirt Ah, ah, ah Gross Ew You need to push it in that far No, we didn't at all No But now you've just got a Totally worthless arm So Just tape it up He has General Grievous arms I forget where they are I know you're there What's up? No, not these two guys fighting close up Hand to hand I seriously don't know Look at his neck Look for the neck hole You can't trust anyone I got you now, buddy Well, so now he can survive Yeah You're an idiot The door behind you is open The door behind you is open It's just not until the last second Well, that's the thing, right? You know he says Get in there and you'll survive Whatever he decides, it'll be wrong Exactly The only way to survive this room Where the door is open is leave Ah Ah Drop it Well, I guess they're still on the same timeline They both lost more than five pints There's no way Who did this to you? It's not the time, my friend Yeah, at the hospital time Not Jigsaw, he'd never kill anyone We won He's like, huh, weird I'm gonna ask you more questions instead of calling the ambulance Stop petting your hair and go get an ambulance He's like, you're pretty You're pretty This is nice hair, maybe this will make a good wig Like he's not checking on the other guys He's probably dead Get out Oh, you moron Hello Peter Peter, really? Really, guy? Don't forget John Jesus, Peter, John Mark Luke I guess Pictures of me without my blue tooth You should leave right now Wow There's no way to open it I'm gonna talk to you In the glass box I don't like you, you're mean All the music All the music Man, I didn't listen to the whole time Genius Yeah, keep listening maybe Next time Sorry Fuck you You don't heed warnings, that's the whole thing It's totally not that I need to get rid of you Because you're on my Like you're on the whole list Who would be following you I wanna talk to you We already figured it out Half of these clips are not relevant At all, by the way This happened earlier It's not relevant to what's happening They played the clip of Big Soul How's that like How's that like How's it even relating to like what's going on right now You're just showing earlier things that happened Well, they've lost the plot Like Mad Cowan Uh oh Now is the time to Now is the time to wedge something there So keep that up Like a gun, he has a gun Too light now You could have You Oh dude The hydraulic system Operating Why would he I know who you are I know I want him to have a troll face right now Yeah now see If I were him at this point I'd just be like well I guess I got another bullet left Yes, absolutely Don't even, don't bother You lost This is funny Uh oh He's like you think you could get out through the top No way I'm such a petty bitch He's facing He's so sad He loves it Oh god I think he died That didn't even That didn't need options So many incorrect choices So many But again that's really They've just gotten more entertaining haven't they Have we noticed a theme though In the show They love to show you like someone putting in maximum effort to do the right thing And that they just get a tragically shit ending Yeah How many times has that happened Well it goes all the way back to Detective Terry What happened with Donnie There was tap, there was Donnie Wolberg That's all the detectives And then we had the guy in the last movie The cop guy And now we've had uh Strough The female one Who is in Starship Trooper Yeah she got the same shit They always do this They keep him around for ages but they die That's Nobody ever wins Nobody's won I know one The only person who won was Amanda I just realized Detective Strough It was Hoffman and Strough It was Hoffman and Strough Because they looked the same But they got different voices now So we can distinguish them Now one of them is Meatpile So it's easy to tell The only way to escape Is to not just walk out the open door To carry the glass box Just leave I just want to know what would happen if he did that Okay Yeah Hoffman walks in And sees that's happened Yeah If you understand human nature Nothing is left to chance That was the lesson that Hoffman learned That's why Jigsaw He's just really smart He knows exactly what people are going to do When they were setting up the big People in this episode He was recording the thing And Hoffman was like Why are you saying there's only four left I know these people really well One of them is going to die in the first room The point of me making these games Was to give people an opportunity By this point you've already assumed That they're a lost cause How do you know that This guy's a methodic He's going to kick the box Which will force his key further forward I know The stupid of these films get Yeah The amount of effort they put into Recontextualizing the old movies It's so stupid It's lost on most people watching it Because most people either don't care And they're just in it for the gore Or they're just like so confused it doesn't matter Like they're doing this for no one But like me I guess A part of me that gets upset When I'm trying to connect to one Like I'm going to try to connect yourself to it I want to go as far as saying they seem to Have equal attempts at a connection Like one two and three all got You know, recontextualizes That's true I think they're at the point where they already consider like The big house in Saw 2 to be I remember that, you like that I remember that We have preceded one further In the franchise which means now One of the ones from the back end It is now classic They've filtered in a bunch of new cops To kill now because they lost all of the Like starter ones Yeah, squad I don't like this one as much as Saw 4 This one's more annoying than Saw 4 To me There was too many scenes that would Fucking nothing burgers I was getting bored with Yeah, they were They focused way too hard on like A bunch of boring dialogue that doesn't really matter And then in terms of the traps And the lesson like the reveal of like We were all supposed to do it It doesn't work especially with the first trap The second trap they should have just noticed Hey, you can fit like five people in one of these By the way They're blind English guy I don't like this one that much I would say it's as bad as Two or three and I can't decide which one Right now Try this one more I really didn't enjoy those Yeah, I would put this above three I think it clears two and three actually I think there's lots of fun It clears three for sure There's some funny shit I think there's less There's problems but there's less problems With these traps because having it so that They should have been able to figure it out I guess we have to run that these characters Really were that paranoid and desperate That they made these levels of mistakes Which is a little bit more believable sometimes Than the other mistakes we've seen I think at least conceptually It's not totally disregard what the point Of jigsaw was right Which is to test people on things that are relevant to them Test being worked together Don't be selfish because that's what you guys do Yeah, these are all cogs In a big machine that took advantage of eight people's lives Exactly And in this case they now need to work together Actually It's stupid that They didn't realize that that was what they were meant to do But at least In four it was just bullshit It's like Unsecured doors I find it incredibly unsatisfying But it's pretty much in every fucking movie Where this detective works his ass off throughout the whole film Just to be killed Yeah, well it's because if he succeeds Then it's over Yeah, we can't have that Not even like fails but lives Or fails and learns a lesson Or fails and Or only partially succeeds Like maybe he gets one of the assistants to jigsaw Or maybe he uncovers some plot Or he saves some people From a trap that's happening Like some level of success Even if he doesn't stop the entire operation It's a Crazy structure of these films Has changed as well You compare it to the first one And now like villain POV Is like the main POV Of the film And four kind of wasn't I guess It was more like I think I agree this one probably had Worst pacing than four Even though four's pacing was like Yeah I think There are weird selection of films But I would go For now I would go One, four, five, three No, one, four, five, two, three Have we all It seems like everybody's in agreement that Three is the worst one I wasn't lame as fuck Honestly I keep thinking back to it By the way I hate it I agree I really don't like it I can't tell though whether I dislike it more Than two because I didn't like two I think two didn't piss me off as much I would put this on the same level As two but for different reasons Alright then Anything else you guys want to say about Soul number five I don't know I do think Kind of remarkable but in terms of The beats of each movie they tend to Quite wildly They don't have the same formula It's like they play the same song But different instruments Every time They have like In the beginning first couple Movies there were twist reveals at the end And now we're doing twist reveals That recontextualize things whenever we want In the middle of the story Yeah the music started playing At like the beginning of the movie It's like wait a minute there's more We haven't gotten anywhere I think two or three And four are similar in that The game that drives The majority of the movie starts in the second act Which I hate that trend Because we're not invested in any of the characters Like we haven't met them Because the first act is setting up All like the police people Or people who are peripheral to the situation Prim what I consider to be The fat of the detective scenes Is by half of them we don't need And then put it all into the actual Main trap thing, set it up earlier Give them more time to talk to each other Make them intelligent and craft them The traps a little better And make them more satisfying Way more invested in seeing a series of people Trying to solve puzzles that can kill them Rather than haplessly running around And getting themselves maimed And cured This movie is an hour and 35 minutes The amount of scenes we have of people walking And aiming guns Yeah we got the least amount of time I think with the traps Oh for sure It really feels like it We would leave that storyline for like 30 to 40 minutes sometimes It felt like it was a long time It seems unimportant Like it was just happening incidentally To the rest of the story Which was just explaining Hoffman's shit Yeah It was much more integral We didn't need to know that No we didn't They really wanted to justify that It makes sense that Hoffman's our main guy now Okay It doesn't make sense, it's fine You just want to keep making saw movies They're making sure everything's Properly set up for the sixth They're just making sure that everything's like Just the AOK before we get to the sixth And then everything's going to be set up To make sure we're AOK for seven and eight And then nine Six will knock it out of the park I'm sure They've learned so much They're better at home run Okay alrighty then That's soul five everybody Thanks for watching We'll see you next time Bye bye