 Alex Bayes made me a doormat that said, I'm gonna stop you right there. Cause that was a, if I had a catchphrase and we could update it. I would like to just pause the podcast right here to salute Bayes. Greatest living joke right in America. I've said it, I've said it on here before. Yeah. He wrote, he wrote. Like a supermodels vagina. Let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio. And he also wrote one of my favorite jokes ever for you for the correspondence dinner. Donald Trump said recently, has a great relationship with the blacks. Though unless the blacks are a family of white people, I bet he's mistaken. And that's just two out of, he also wrote the black eyed peas are doing a free concert in Central Park. A free concert in Central Park, the black eyed peas. That sounds too true to be good. Those are three out of legitimately a thousand incredible jokes the guys wrote. I mean, again, a banger a day, easy, sometimes three. A day. A day. And when I- He writes closely, look, you, him. Sal writes, I want to make sure Sal Gentile also, shout out, writes the first draft and then Bayes and I come in and put in a few jokes. But that, waiting for the Bayes draft on anything is so exciting. He writes in like blue, as you just scroll through like a 30 page document, there's four blues and you just like, send them to cards. He, when I left, I don't know, I got late night, I went into Lorne's office and he said, you can't have Bayes. And I said, I only, I'm only taking Bayes. But it was very, I mean, I think that is the highest tribute you can get as a right. I can't believe we said Lorne's not desperate for anyone. But Lorne literally said, you can't have Bayes. And then Lorne did a very funny bit, which is he kept naming his least favorite writers at the time and telling me I could have them. Which I thought was beyond him. Give me some of the names, I'm kidding. But it was, I can't believe he knew their names. Cause I will say, when Lorne is dismissive of a writer, it feels like- It's like they die. And it's like, oh no, you, look at that. This bit only worked if you knew that first time. No, actually it's worse for them than they know. And he was like, I've already told them so it's on. That they start on Monday. You have a correspondence at Bayes with a key player there. Yep. You were there? Yep. Are you gonna give me the key player designation? Key player. We had a bunch of us. John Mulaney, key player? Will you give him a key player designation? Mulaney was a key player. Mulaney wrote one of my favorite jokes that you didn't do, won't age well. It was when drones first became known. Obama uses drones. If you don't know what drones are, drones are the street gang that Joe Lieberman was a member of in the 50s. There's some variation on that. The drones. Hey, did you like that? Did you like that? Yeah, did you like it though? You want more? Don't wanna work? Would rather watch videos of me grab assing with people. First of all, go up here to subscribe and then go up here to watch more clips. This is like when the weatherman says there's a high pressure system coming in. I'm not really used to the green screen.