 Dad, thank you so much for accepting this dinner with me. Thanks for inviting me. I have missed you. You were only this big last time I saw you and your sister. I have a sister? I think so. How have you been doing money-wise? Not too well. Which brings me to my question. When will I get the inheritance? From your grandfather? No, no, from you. I'm not planning on dying anytime soon. Oh, come on, don't be selfish. What do you expect me to do? Do you expect me to find a job and make my own money? No, no, no. Times have changed. This is the 21st century. So, please make an effort this year. Oh, did I tell you? Your mom and I are getting a divorce! What? Oh, come on, Charles, look on the bright side. Two Christmases this year. Dad, I'm 23 years old. I know that Santa Claus is too busy to visit both houses. Oh, also, you're not my son. What? Couldn't you tell? We look nothing alike. I mean, we're the same weight. But other than that... So, since we are telling each other things, there's one thing I need to tell you. I am not gay. What did you just say?! I have a girlfriend dad. It's not funny! Don't even joke! I'm not joking. I love girls. This is not natural. Men are meant to love other men. People knew that you love... I didn't say it. That's how shocking this is! I remember the night you were born. It was amazing. I mean, I wasn't there in the hospital. I came an hour late for that. Oh, no. That must have been hard for mom. What happened? Were you stuck at work? No, I was on a date. It was amazing. She was so beautiful. So, yeah, I took too long with your birth. What did she name you again? Shhh. There's a shhh. And a shhh. Shhh. Shhh. You know, when I was your age, I was so full of dreams. Nice. And then? And then I got stuck with this nightmare. So, where are you going to go if you and mom are getting a divorce? I was thinking of moving in with you. Yes. No. No, that's not possible. Why not? Because I don't have a place at all. Do you live on the streets? No, I live in a very spacious penthouse. Four bedrooms, three of them empty and fully furnished. Well, great then. No, because I don't have the keys to those rooms. It could call a locksmith. Who do you think took the keys to those rooms? The Smiths. Why do you want me to be gay? Are you? F*** no! That's gay! Not that I have anything against it. Gay boy. Let's get the bill. No, no, no. It's okay. What? Let's just get up and walk away. No, that's called being dishonest. Have I taught you nothing? Have I? No, you haven't. You disappeared from my life. And that's the lesson I was teaching you. Now let's disappear from this table. Together? No, separate ways.