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I got some church announcements Talk to me show today TheAndrewShows.com go check it out all the shows we're coming out west Seattle I think there's a few tickets left for the second show Then we got Salt Lake City and probably sold out by the time this is out tomorrow But I think they said there was like 10 tickets left for the second show Then we got Vancouver and then Edmonton Edmonton few tickets left for that show go get that TheAndrewShows.com we added shows in Minnesota Minnesota we're adding Tucson Hawaii Atlanta's almost sold out Alabama There's a bunch of shows go get them right now I want to just tell everybody to go to my youtube page youtube.com backslash C to God I put up an interview with Rhapsody over the Thanksgiving holidays You know I love Rhapsody I think Rhapsody is the best new rapper of this generation period Forget gender I'm just talking about period I think she's just that dope So I put that up last week Hey Nyla good morning Good afternoon Nyla Simone Yo I'm glad y'all came in here just now right I want to spend some time to talk about my fan club just for a second I have a fan club and I'm very proud of my fan club My fan club is the number one most screened podcast on Spotify Salute to the Joe Budden podcast that's my fan club Ah why is that? Why is that a why? They're my fan club Why because were they talking about you a lot? They talk about me all the time I love it I appreciate it That's some mutual respect I salute Joe But I don't ever really you know question anything Joe says Like me and Joe have conversations behind the scenes But he said something last week that I really did not understand because it was just illogical Okay and he was talking about the interview I did with Well not the interview the interview that Sergio Baca did with me On Sergio Baca show how hungry are you Yes you know I asked Sergio Baca if his penis was real You know yes basically right Which I think for people to be upset about that I just think that's a double standard Because these women come in here with fake titties and fake asses Fake lips fake eyelashes fake hair And we ask them about it is fair game If women are talking about guys be stuffing their grey sweatpants to make it look like they got more of a bulge I think that's a very valid question to ask him if it's all him Yes Me personally you know I don't think anything of it right But Joe said one thing that I totally didn't agree with he said that Me calling women my niece is creepy Yes he did he said me he said me calling women my niece is creepy Now I had to hit Joe I said Joe Does he have a different relationship with his nieces What about the way you treat your nieces Or maybe the way you've been treated by older family members Makes you think that that relationship would be anything but loving That's all I'm saying And kind That's what I'm saying if Nila called me Uncle Charlotte, Michaela called me Uncle Charlotte If I call them my niece it's a term of endearment That de-sexualizes a relationship Can't you call your friend your brother Can I call a man my nephew And Snoop does it all the time Yo what's up nephew What am I supposed to say If she's an Uncle Charlotte I'm supposed to say Hi cousin Like what the fuck am I supposed to say What did you say Nila Joe Budden is like not from the south Like you're from the south I'm from the south And people from the south like treat people as family Everybody's kinfolk as long as you got that love And like loving your heart type energy But Budden he's from like New York and New York Jersey Oh Jersey And they just move different Like The design You got play cousins This is my school And the islands too you're supposed to In the islands you're supposed to greet your elders Like that's a form of respect Calling Auntie and Uncle They don't even have to be blood related to you But you call them Uncle They can be your next door neighbor Yeah And you'll call them It's a sign of respect Yeah so if he made it creepy That's his That's what I'm saying is But I've noticed it's a behavior Where like you take your creepiness During the world Like people who use no homo a lot Right Or pause Right it's like How much gay shit is going through your fucking brain That no matter what is said You immediately jump to the dick In the butt situation Yo I'm gonna come over to your house No homo Were you coming to fuck my ass in my house Or were you just coming for A place in video games That's not real about the surgery bucket thing If ladies want to know if his dick is real Yes And I am the journalist I claim to be Yeah That asks the questions that people want to know Why would I not ask about that man's penis You asked twice Do you want to hear it? Huh? Sure play it I thought it was some of my best work this year Play it I think it was some of my best work this year Sound like you want some work Do we have it? Defending what though? Let's get back to this My assumption with calling someone your niece or nephew Or calling a girl your sister Is it desexualizes the relationship Yes that's exactly what it is Right so what would be creepy About desexualizing a relationship With a person that works with you Bro it's only creepy If you think that calling somebody your niece is creepy Then you're the uncle that fucks your niece Don't project your shit on me Including to it You could go right there with it I'm just saying that's what it sounds like That's what I told him on the phone No pedo Yo Joe We're gonna need Joe to start saying no pedo Because why you having these thoughts That's what I said to him on the phone That's just illogical And then Joe was like I said to Joe I said Snoop didn't call guys their nephew But when I call a woman my niece That's creepy That's some misogynistic chauvinistic bullshit Joe And then he told me something about his mom And then he was like When we doing our year in Year in review shit Like which we'll be doing soon Huh who's that search Let's not move on from your meat Let's talk about you in those grey sweat pants Was that all you? That's it No didn't you come back again I don't know I came I said it I said it earlier I bought up the fact that Sim was talking about His penis printing the grey sweat pants The moral of the story is You can go to serve fresh right now And get the is that all you t-shirt At serve fresh dot com right now It's got like the eye emojis with the eggplant Right It says is that all you So you know if you want to go buy one of those You know ladies I think you should get that I think that is it is grey sweat pants season You know what I mean And you know you may want You may want to ask guys the question Without coming off as a freaking sexual harasser So wear the t-shirt Hey baby Give me that before you get too crazy No you're gonna get too crazy with it I wasn't even talking about dick just now You were talking about dick I was talking about dick That's literally why we're talking about this Because you were talking about dick Now here's the thing Can't you talk about dick Objectively You talk about dick Objectively Explain Like for example If you're asking about Sergio Baca's dick It doesn't necessarily mean You want to do anything to the dick I'm asking because the ladies wanted to know I'm all drunk aside Did y'all ladies want to know about What's Sergio's dick not a topic of conversation I want to know You don't got to put it on that Why you want to know Dude if a guy has Why men do have a curiosity about black men's penises It's not about black men's penises It's about big dicks or really small dicks For example like micro dicks We're fascinated by Oh my god Chodes they're called They're as wide as they are long It's really sad I think those people are cursed Say again Those people are cursed bro But so are the big ones Imagine having a dick so big You couldn't put in anything I'd rather have more than not enough Yeah but what are you doing With the big one It doesn't go all the way in You just have to like slowly You know when they take the pizza out of the oven Like you don't just throw the whole I can't have a conversation with you About big dicks because I don't have one What did you want to know Why did you want to put it on here Because women be saying that guys Be stuffing their pants Why would we do that No it's some guys that do that Stuff your wallet No great sweatpants Fuck the game up Like people be doing that shit What is it about gray That makes your dick look so big It makes no sense I don't know because it doesn't make mine look big I put on the great sweatpants and tried You know girls be looking in the mirror These jeans don't make my hips These jeans make my butt look like this I put on great sweatpants It's like I just don't have it bro Yo since when do girls want to see our dicks I thought that's a crime What do you mean I mean like taking out your dick Like girls love these like Great sweatpants and all these memes Are popping up all over the place They don't want you to If a guy wears great sweatpants I'm so thirsty this that they don't I don't want you to Louis C.K. them Wip out and start jacking off So they just like see the mound of it Ask a girl A preview before we waste our time But I'm gonna waste your time no matter what It's all these microphones Michaela talk on the mic That's why you single You don't know where to put your goddamn lips Talk on the microphone Yo that's your niece you're talking to I'm trying to teach her how to use her mouth Maybe Joe is right Maybe you are a little creepy bro Maybe you are a little creepy That's what you say I said we just want to preview you You want to see it Yeah if you see the print Then you know like alright He might be a grower Shower you know So I know if I take him back If it's a one night stand It's not gonna be a waste of time Right is it weird Okay do girls look at other girls tits And compare tits I look at tits Right well yeah but you also like tits This is true So um you're not the perfect person To ask this question Who in here don't like titties You got a vagina You don't like tits You don't look at a girl's tits Say what I look at ass not titties Okay whatever but you look at another part Of a woman's body Yeah And you're like I'm comparing my part To their part I'm not comparing you I'll just say Oh she got a nice ass I'm not comparing you Yo we were looking essentially harassing The fuck on each other bro How am I Why would I look at pussy No you never looked at a pussy in a magazine You're like oh that's different than mine How it's even What a magazine are you What a magazine Playboy Pinhouse Pinhouse First of all we're in 20 He's looking at magazines anymore Right you got the internet Yeah Okay so you don't watch the porno You go wow that pussy looks different than mine No Mine is more colors I'm looking at the dick What I'm looking at the dick But you have to look at the dick Go into the pussy I'm not looking at the dick I'm looking at the dick Look I'm focused on the pussy But I see the dick going in But no you're right I'm going I think that sound She's making doesn't relate To the size of the bra I have to watch porn And be like that's a nice pussy I've watched porn I've watched porn of the man And hated on a niggas dick You like that shit ain't real That shit ain't real That's all the sounds you're making girl Shut up That's an extension I could take that Special affection shit That's not his real dick Ain't no dick that big It's real like Oh because it's too big Yes Ah Hated on a niggas dick There is a thing of that though Would you say you were hating On Serge Abaka's dick No I wasn't hating on Serge Abaka's dick I mean a little bit You were like it must be fake Yeah You know what you might have A good point for Andrew I'm being honest I can be I listen One thing I can feel my feels Yeah I've been some slight jealousy And envy there You know what I'm saying But there's nothing wrong with that I would like to have I would like to throw on some Great sweatpants And see some girls On social media Like oh shit You see Charlotte's print You know what I mean Yeah I would like that I'm sure you would Who wouldn't want that Every Halloween You wear a skin tight costume You get no comments None Actually got a way to go Because my shit is one of them Little nose you were talking about What you were talking about That's your card I actually got Little chode I thought you said toad Like the little guy from Mario Brothers I gotta put a fucking cup on You know what I'm saying Then that's it Maybe that's the thing Maybe you do that What's it called You do a little packing And then you And boom There you go You get all the comments you want I will say this about It's like a girl's way of push up bro But can I tell you what guys are doing And this is odd I think guys are getting their deck On medium swole And then taking their pictures As you should That's not I don't see the problem Ooh It's a picture bro And what's the problem You're trying to present The best possible you That's not your soft dick though Your soft dick It's the internet Who cares it's an illusion Nobody wants to see the soft dick I don't like seeing my soft dick When I get out the shower I'm embarrassed I'm embarrassed by my soft dick When I get out the shower I'll never show a girl my soft dick I mean Listen I'm married No it's different Even my girl Even I rub it a little bit Before she sees it Oh he's right He's not lying Or I sleep on my stomach Listen he's not lying What? I'm not showing you my soft dick You're not lying You're not lying Dude I mean I have to have some blood flow I have to say Y'all put your pants on No right after sex I got that little gonzo's nose After sex After sex is fine But I'm gonna tell you why I'm traumatized When I first started dating My wife back in the day Right And um We was in high school And I was going through her closet One time And I found this journal she had And it had like The few guys she had had sex with Literally had their dick sizes Written next to it right So So I'm looking I'm looking okay I'm like alright big Alright average Got to be that shit said small I'm like small No stop it Yes she's stopping Like small You said your dick is seven and a half inches That's what I'm saying I'm like how the fuck is my dick small That's not small But The reason she put that Yeah Is because of What she saw After the fact She saw your soft dick That's what she felt There you fucking go You gotta tell her it's what's inside that counts Boom There you fucking go That's the point though So I'm not even gonna see the end of the line I might be kind of traumatized by that shit bro Yeah you got PTSD from that Low PTSD You know what I'm saying I got pants when I was a kid Before I had pubic hair And then all my friends laughed at me Listen PTSD PTSD What would PTSD be PTSD would be Penis Tiny shrivel disorder Whoa How did you do that that fast I was excited I found out penis I was like oh I got the first letter We're fucking moving right along Are we Chug a chug a chug a Penis tiny Shrivel disorder Shrivel disorder Some men suffer Men suffer from PTSD Which is penis tiny Shrivel disorder You know what I'm saying We don't want women to see our penises when they're tiny They're shrivel Or it could be soft So it could be soft That can go interchangeable It could be shrivel or soft You know what I'm saying We don't want that We want to present our best possible package At all times Now I'm gonna tell you something Women are the biggest sexual harassers on the planet Ooh Talk to me about this I was at my Can I say sister I was at my sister's Yeah Born day party last night Your friend Tiffany Haddish You know what I'm saying Yeah Happy born day to Tiffany And she had a black Black mitzvah Last night She had a All these women do When they see each other Hmm Hi Hey They do each other's titties like this They grab each other's ass I told you I'm sitting around like Yo what the fuck It was one point I had to make a statement Because my insecurities were starting to get the best of me Of course Yeah I It was Juan de Sykes Yeah Chante Wayans Yeah A couple other people And I said to myself Yeah I gotta watch my girl in here Yo Cause every fucking woman in here Is trying to hit on her Which one is Your girl Your wife My wife Okay It's like every fucking lesbian in here It was going after her She was shooting her shot Wow They got the strap They got the strap ready Okay Dick talks And they always kept telling me Your wife is so beautiful Oh no no no no And they're ready to Sit there and listen Yes You know what I mean You haven't listened to your wife Talk about her day For fucking years There's all these comedians They're all making her laugh The fuck they ain't that funny No no I don't play my shit I don't make my girl laugh Yo I don't do that I go real fucking Saudi Arabia When that shit happens Bro insecurity is a motherfucker Oh yeah Like that shit can't sit in That's disrespectful At the worst possible times When you're not even You're just like What the fuck No no they start cracking Your girl up and all that kind of shit And you're like What is that And they're feeling on her What I mean It's women Oh yo the female comedians Yes Ah that's right I wasn't worried about no guys in there It was a room full of God damn women Who eat pussy better than me Yo Hmm They might It's not a might You think they definitely do Absolutely I don't know if I believe in that Cause men are usually better than women At physical activities Michael come here You've had your pussy eating by both Come here But I want an honest answer Honest answer Who's better Cause I have a theory that it's men That's my theory I don't think so Be honest It's women Easy But But Why Because we know Our bodies Easy But wouldn't you rather get your pussy After a dinner was paid for Like doesn't that feel better Say what A woman can't I mean y'all can But do ya I don't know What was that sound What was the last girl Who took you out to eat And took you out to dinner Yeah Oh you pay Why I'm like That has nothing to do with my height She said You see that I'm the more dominant one I'm the dominant one So you strap No I don't participate in any of those So you guys just scissor You don't fuck with the strap Michaela I don't have the strap Do you strap or do you scissor How does it work And when you scissor Do you guys suction together Like you have to go I'm the big spoon You're the what I'm the big spoon By the way I call Michaela my nephew I just want y'all to know that I was gonna come up Michaela throwing some great pants You gotta print too What the fuck Surge Michaela You be like What the fuck is going on I actually call her my nephew That's the baddest effect That is the fact Really? Yeah he does You like that? No Why not? Actually you told me Happy Thanksgiving nephew I texted him I told him Happy Thanksgiving I said I'm so grateful for you I said he said Happy Thanksgiving nephew Wow You put you on the nephew group text That's fucked That was great Um yeah Women Women definitely By far Yeah men are really selfish When it comes to sex And they don't know Have you ever had your pussy Even by like a Puerto Rican guy With small feet Nobody knows a clitoris Like a woman does They have one Puerto Ricans are pretty good at that Nah They have one Like the only person That could probably even remotely Eat pussy Is good as a motherfucking woman Is a person who specializes In sucking on them little micro-dicks You gotta stay in the same position I don't think it's about the I don't think it's about The head movement like that What? I don't think it's about Just like keeping that tongue Steady and firm But either way You just can't do it The way a woman do it A woman is putting Emotion Into her eating You know what I'm saying? Yeah I'm not saying that I don't put emotion into it But women are like Just very in tune With their emotions In a different way Counting down the time Until we can fuck The hulk Yeah I'm not enthusiastic about it I take pride in it I take pride in it I'm not You guys say white people White guys are good They say white guys are good At going down We're better than like Jamaicans I mean Jamaicans don't do it Well that's why we're better That's how you become better I take pride in it Simply because like Like I like to see How many times I play games in my head Like I wonder how many times Can I make her come Right By just eating her You know what I'm saying? So you eat her You make her squirt one time You want some other four plates And you get back to it Just do it again You know what I mean? Plus I'm just prolonging it As long as I can Cause I know I'm a nothing Two minutes anyway So you come fast That's a thing So you'll make up for it With mouth play See I don't come fast Really I can fuck Okay I can fuck I can fuck I can fuck I'm good at breathing I have good breathing techniques Let me tell you something This big old nose Can control my breathing Real well Okay When it's about When it's about to go down When I'm about to nut You see me go like And my girl laughs When she hears it But when I'm about to nut I just start going like this I go And my girl starts giggling But that makes her pussy Get all tight So it is actually worse Cause you know you do kegels When you laugh Even saying the word kegels Apparently makes women do kegels Yeah Kegels Kegels I heard it I heard it They heard some kegels So yeah But the eating pussy Eh I've never been like one of those guys Being out there for like half an hour Like who is that fucking time What are we doing with this Yes you go Come here We put her on the spot real quick Come on in Say hi to Andrew Hey How are you Hi everyone Your sister put you on blast She did She told us She said that She said you had a crush on me She said you had you in your mind for a week A week And then it just didn't work out You know what I'm saying Yeah apparently you came to my show And then that was it That's what your sister said I went to your show I was like oh my god And then How do you date somebody in your mind Oh my god You just create these illusions I can't believe what I'm saying I said I'm dating nobody in my mind You like How do you date somebody How do you date somebody Girl I am a happily married man Black men don't cheat even in the mind Okay Yeah you just A little crush Yeah I'm good Don't let it get to your head Uh huh But yeah we had a great time What we dated in my head Why you never hit me to hook y'all up What we do though What we do We did everything you can think of It was really good You could have hit me out of Put you all on group text No Well I was DMing him already so Oh shit You never hit her back so Oh shit no You never run on red No I think I hit you back No he did He hit me up and then I was like Dude What are you doing Now come on Why do women do that You DM'd him then when he hits you back You ask him what he's doing No no like this is I was telling myself like What are you doing Oh What's wrong with Andrew There's nothing What's wrong with me There's nothing wrong with Andrew Huh That's Lulu It's me and Lulu Yes But um So what happened What made us break up in your head I know we weren't together But what made us break up in your head You know you were traveling a lot I'm on a road I'm on a road And so You know I just You need someone there for you Yeah TLC You know I tend to love and care This is weird This is social media error No but this is true Women need that Yeah But this is like Y'all could have actually had a conversation You could have met Andrew in real life You didn't have to have this imaginary relationship That's a good point too Andrew's my ex-boyfriend's name So I was kind of like Oh you were conflicted about that Conflicted Right right Trauma You got trauma from the name Andrew Trauma You got PTSD Do you know what PTSD stands for I'm afraid to ask What does it stand for Penis tiny shrivel disorder Yeah That wasn't the case with my ex Is that the case with you Give me the sound board Give me the sound board Give me the sound board Hold on Hold on Hold on Here we go Ready You ready for it Ain't no wrong with being a little gay Everybody's a little gay Wrong one Sorry sorry sorry That was the wrong one I hit the wrong one Damn it I fucked it up What are you looking for Oh dick talk Oh dick talk One day we're going to get These goddamn sound effects right But that's Lulu Lulu hosts the show on KTU Yeah From 7 to midnight 7 to midnight With her twin sister Lala Yes Yes Lala is, I don't know where she is But She just came in and said hi Yeah She just came in and embarrass you And then told you everything Yeah But I'm glad you came in And straighten everything out How was the breakup How did I handle it We handled it well You were kind of like Alright I guess Yeah And I was like Whatever I'm all ready already But I accepted Because I want what's best for you Right I'm sure Exactly So there It was a happy breakup That's what's up We're friends now Yeah In your head This is a Yeah This is um This is strange This is very strange for y'all To have a whole relationship Going on in your mind So I mean I gotta be a man of the people What'd you say You could be a man of the industry Or a man of the people That's right I'm with you I'm a man of the people I'm definitely with you Thank you for the good times You're welcome Alright love Thank you for clearing that up I'm hoping I hope you got the closure But Do you feel good about this decision I think she's back in dude I think she's back in I think she's back dating you In her mind It's a little bit I think so dude I'm gonna give him another chance He's blushing bro Give me the board Give me the fucking board We're back to the board Charlotte I'm gonna have some shit Go on Keep going You want to date him for real? No I mean No that wasn't the real No That was the no Yes You know what I think She wants to ask Charlotte Let's not move on from your meat Let's talk about you in those great sweatpants Is that all you? Thank you Lulu Thank you guys Bye Lulu Thank you You know what I do want to I do want to salute Joe Budden though Okay The reason I want to salute Joe Budden Is because he is the number one Screamed podcast on Spotify Yup I don't know exactly what that means Number wise But I know that there's 500,000 other podcasts on Spotify Yes Spotify specializes in a lot of the Scripted podcasts Which are very big Very popular Those scripted podcasts Turn into TVs They turn into films So for a man from the hip hop culture Who comes on that show every week Discusses hip hop culture Just conversation For him to be the number one Most screamed I think that's a big deal I'm a businessman I think it's good for business I don't think people realize that when Those screaming services See something like that win In that way All these other screaming services Are going to want to duplicate That type of success You know what I'm saying So when somebody like that wins That's a huge win for the culture So for anybody out there Who has a podcast That they've been doing for I would say the past three to four Years I think a lot of you newcomers Going to have it a little bit harder But if you've been doing it For the past three, four Maybe five years Maybe even longer And you're really established In that space A lot of these companies Are going to be coming The partner up with y'all Really soon Especially after seeing The success of the Joe Budden podcast I hope you got the right Team around you Agents, managers, whoever That can help you Situate your partnership In the right way And the reason I keep saying Partnership Because you would be a fool To sign up as just talent You know what I mean Because you've built You've built your podcast From the ground up You own your podcast You own this content They're basically really Just paying you A licensing fee That's really what they're doing They're just paying you To license your content So I would hope that you wouldn't Just give your content away I hope that you would go out And establish these partnerships I'll stay independent Whatever you want to do I just like when I see You know, that number That Joe Budden had Is the number one on Spotify Because it's good For the overall game Yes, it is Absolutely, it is good And I grew with you About partnering up Once you have Once you have the numbers Once you have the people You have to partner up There's not even a question Because there was a time Where the people were Limited by your cable box Or your radio station The only way they could Get content would be If they listened to the radio Or they watched some TV And now You can give the people The content however you want You can give it to them On a podcast So you are migrating those people To their platform They're doing One of the three things Necessary for content It's creation, platform And people, right? They're only doing platform So you need to get paid For the other two Back in the day We would just have to do one Which was create And they would handle the others And the platform needs to pay To continue to market And promote you 100% You know what I'm saying But that's in their best interest too That's in their best interest But as long as there's a partnership I mean that's what happened The second I started having like People The second I started having people That supported what I do I wanted every single deal That I did to be a partnership Of course Why would you do it any other way When you've built your own shit You know what it is It's because We're a little bit older So we're grandfathered in You know to like An old thinking sometimes And I think sometimes we go Oh, here's a paycheck That's a lot I got paychecks My whole time in entertainment Why would I not take another Paycheck? That makes perfect sense And then you see these numbers You're like, well this is really impressive That being said Sometimes that paycheck That one time paycheck Doesn't come close To the equity that you have When you actually own something Yeah, I look at it as real estate You know what I'm saying Like I was home I was home this weekend In downtown Charleston And you know I love downtown Charleston I used to go to Remember the Jell-O-Mitra school My mom used to teach at Courtney But I remember back in the day When downtown Charleston Was just like this This hood and this ghetto But now it's just like It's beautiful Now downtown Charleston Is like one of the number one Towards attractions in America And I was standing outside of my Gentrification Gentrification But I was standing outside Of my man's spot It's called Bourbon and Bubbles Or Bubbles and Bourbon I don't remember But it's a black one It's still in pain And rescue Bourbon and Bubbles Yeah So we were standing outside Because it was a black one And it was just building Across the street And it's got graffiti On it and all kind of shit And I'm like I'm going to buy that shit I'm looking at everything Around it Like it's this new Student housing project And my man got a Mexican restaurant And he got the Bourbons And Bubbles He's building a sports bar And I'm like How much is that It was like ten million dollars Oh, times have changed It was like what? Times have changed And it was like ten million dollars But they were saying How these older people That live in these areas Right They get older They want to just They don't know They're about to die You go to them With a hundred thousand Hundred fifty thousand dollar check They take it Or if they do leave it to the kids The kids don't know What to do with it For the kids Get this hundred fifty thousand Two hundred thousand dollars They go buy a house In the country somewhere Meanwhile this property Millions of fucking dollars All you could have just kept the land And fucking sold it commercially And fucking had a lease For the next fifteen, thirty years Making ten grand a month Whatever for thirty years Whatever But my point is They took that one time check Because it was the biggest check They've ever seen in their life And they didn't realize The equity that they had In this motherfucking property And it's the same thing In the podcast page You don't realize The equity that you have Like brilliant idiots It's an independent podcast Yes And it's been an independent Yes You know what I'm saying? Loudspeakers Network It's an independent company Right So it's just like We're just We're just The word that I want to use It's in my mind But I can't remember It's something my, our bets What is it? Hedging our bets Hedging or chiding I don't know what chiding means So I think it's hedging Well yes We're just We're just patiently waiting Yeah I mean, yeah It's not like The people aren't knocking And all of these things like that You just got to take the best opportunity And be willing to walk away Because that's the thing Is like when you're doing exceptionally well You have nothing to lose You have You have nothing to lose You have nothing to lose We're not in a rush We're just not in a rush We're winning already This is what we want Yes I want a studio But outside of the studio I want a consistent studio That could be in a deal That could be negotiated baby We could do it ourselves I like spending other people's money I'm gonna be honest with you I like spending mine But I'm not good with money I don't like spending my money You say you're not good with money You're not good with money Well stop spending your own I gotta worry about that Let me give you one good financial tip Cause I invested myself man And it's worked out so far So I'm like I'll just do it Let's talk about equity Okay Talk about cultural, you know Cache, right Yeah A lot of times you don't have to spend your own money Cause you're you Meaning that you have a voice You have a platform Why do you have to invest in yourself When you are your own investment So let these people spend the money Investing in you Because your investment is This Being able to Talk and promote And get things out Right Like if I wanted to invest in like Say a company Yeah You know Anything I'm not gonna necessarily just reach into my pockets Cause you know why They know that I can help them Promote whatever the business is That they're doing Right Why would I give them money equity Yeah When they can just give me a percentage of the company And I just Right But then do you get to do whatever you want with that And are you on your own terms With the creation Why would I Well once people invest in a company They have a 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I like to hear men talking like that I like when a beautiful woman comes in the room and a guy goes I have a girlfriend That's right Long time listeners of this podcast will remember You've always been faithful No, that's the fact Andrew Schultz has always been a faithful human I used to always say it's two people I know that are faithful for real and that's Paul Richie and Andrew Schultz Yeah No Are white people more faithful and black people? Of course Are white men more faithful than black men? No Definitely, we invented faithful Before you did this whole little spiel No You never thought so? White men would rape black women while they were married That's not faithful Wait, what? What? Slave days We're not talking about slaves right now They were letting slaves get married? No They would sexually assault their slaves while their wives were in the house doing something else That's not faithfulness You're saying they would cheat on their wife with a slave Yes Got you Boom Yeah, but what percentage of whites had slaves? All of them 5% All of them 2.5 to 5% So that's 95 to 97.5% of white males in America I'm not going to let you Faithful I'm not going to let you talk Faithful Every white person in America had slaves White men Don't cheat All I know is I just like seeing men being faithful I think it's a beautiful thing I think a lot of men are finally growing up But who do you think is more faithful? Okay, let's remove white and black Okay Okay Let's just go down the hierarchy Got you Least faithful Go Least faithful is broke people What? Broke people I'm talking about by race You just said no race No, black and white No, I don't know No, we take black and white out of it And then we just use, you know, everyone else Dominican Latino Definitely, definitely at least faithful They're not even in their brain Faithful is not even in their brain Why? I don't know, but that's why they never leave their wife Like even when their wife gets really fat and shit Is because they know they're going to cheat What did you say, Nila? Like white people get divorced The wife cheats back Say what? Say it Nila But the wife will cheat back though Like cheating Oh yeah, they'll both cheat Cheating is like regular in their culture It's not like a Really? Yeah It's like as long as they stay married The marriage is what's loyal The family, they're about the family But cheating is like No That's Nicaraguan And that's something I don't even like saying Yeah, yeah Carolina Bermuda is Nicaraguan too Yo, I said broke people though Only because I feel like a lot of Brothers that are rich You know, they're successful I think it comes to a point in time Where you realize you got too much to lose You got too much to lose You know what I'm saying? So I think that you've become a Specifically 50% Yeah, so I think you're a lot more faithful You know what I mean? Broke dudes They gotta fuck a lot of girls To feel better about themselves That's true And a lot of times Maybe those girls are providing Certain things in their lives They don't have Absolutely, and whatever woman they are with They're gonna shit on Cause they can't possibly believe That this woman likes them just for them Cause they don't like themselves That's exactly what it is That's how it is So I just think a lot of times It'd be the broke dudes Who just don't know how to be faithful Now, who do you think is better At picking up chicks? White guys or black guys? Picking up chicks? Lifting them off the ground Picking up chicks You mean basically? No! Obviously, I mean getting laid I've been out the game so long, bro I don't know Yo, what was your line? What was your go-to line? Why'd you say niggas in a room Full of white people in Isla? What do you mean? There's one white person in this room No, it's actually three Aren't you Latino? Oh, okay That's kinda, that's not like White three I said you, Chris and Angelo Angelo's half He's Egyptian That's like the first blacks Angelo is only half When he's around his mom Wait, your mom is Egyptian? No, that's Joey I know that's Angelo Yes He's got a black mom I know he's black He's not black We consider him He's half and half If milk is labeled half and half So is Angelo Your mom is a black president Your mom is a black president Because he's half white? Yes, because he presented as a black man But you're saying he presents as Caucasian? He presents as just miscellaneous Like, I don't know what this is I don't even know He's very miscellaneous Miscellaneous That was crazy His shirt should say miscellaneous rainbow I don't see no melanin He said melanin rainbow So this is you trying to identify as black Via the shirt My shirt is right here at the top I know, I see what you're doing But that is him trying to That's not melanin, bro But he's trying to own his blackness Like you've never been in Times Square With the nation of Islam, dudes or whatever Like the light skin ones are always the most aggressive Well, Angelo, whatever you own You can only own 50% Okay Sounds good He's got this to truth to the man Oh, dude, so you get 20 acres and half a meal? Do you get sunburned? That's a good question, dude Yeah, I do You say that with pride That's when you know somebody trying to be black Yes, I do I get sunburned I do So what makes someone black? Am I black? No Okay I'm just asking, guys If he's not black And maybe anybody could be black I'm not saying he's not He's 50% He's half What percent is Sean King? That's a good question Half, I guess 50% You're 50% black Yes Who's black? Would I be black if my dad was black? Yes Because you are with your father I lived and was birthed out of a black womb A black queen Yo I don't like how you use the word queen just now You know what I'm saying? You use the word queen It sounds like pandering just now You know what I mean? I don't like the way you just do the queen out there Okay, but you're correct Yeah You know what I mean? But I was always taught you all what your father is Why? Because the father is the dominant gene No, that's a Muslim thing That's a Muslim thing? I thought it was a science thing No, Jews are you are what your mom is And then Muslims are you are what your dad is I thought science was you are what your father is Your father is the dominant gene What part of science? I don't fucking know What part of science? I need to know what part of science You're your dad Yes What about women? Are they their dad? Yes Yo, by the way Billy D. Williams, right? Yeah, he's gay now, right? No, he's not Let's talk about that That's the problem Billy D. Williams Billy D. Williams All Billy D. Williams said was he He is in touch with his feminine feelings and his male feelings, right? He said I'm gender something, right? He did not say that No, he said I'm non-gender I'm gender fluid He never said that Did you read the article? He never said that I read the headline First of all, he's 82 years old He don't know what the fuck gender fluid is He thinks gender fluid is firm Okay, he's 80 fucking two That's some shit y'all just made up in the past five years He has no idea what the fuck gender fluid is So he said he's in touch with his feminine side His feminine side is male side and he said that he uses both pronouns sometimes He refers himself as he or he refers himself as she That's gender fluid By the way, I find myself doing that with God I don't say he I try to say just God or sometimes I even say she I'd be like he or she when it comes to the creator because think about it If God created every single living thing on this planet then God has to be a little bit of everything, right? And if you just think about how life is made technically, we are half woman half man You can create something You have to have both attributes You can create something without being it Like you can build a house doesn't mean you're part house But you have to have half of your mother's attributes You have to You don't think you have any of your mother's attributes whatsoever I think I do I have so many But I don't think that makes me female No, I didn't say it makes you totally female but it goes back to what I've been talking about with the sacred masculine and divine feminine We are made by both man and woman Taylor has her daddy and her mother in her You have your daddy and your mother in her I have my daddy and my mother in her You have to have both Like it's impossible not to Of course you do But he's saying he identifies with the female part and refers to himself as a woman at times You would never do that You would never be like, girl, chill I've definitely said I'm a bad bitch What? I've definitely referred to myself as a bad bitch Really? So are you gender fluid? Are you coming out? I reserved the right to be nigga fluid And I want to come out as nigga fluid today on this podcast So you are No matter what you see me doing I don't care if you see me in Goose Creek, South Carolina with Senator Kamala Harris doing mental health initiatives I don't care if you see me doing mental health initiatives with Michelle Worms and Mary Ann Wormson Regardless of what you see Lennard McKelvie doing What? I'm nigga fluid Damn, bro That nigga is always there Now am I nilla fluid? You're nilla fluid I think I might be nilla fluid You might be nilla fluid I think I'm nilla fluid Billy D never said That was the wild thing to me He never said I'm gender fluid Say An hour ago What'd he say? Come here, Chris Get on the mic He gotta get up His limes already I just want to say The producer closest to the mic should have had that information Oh Chris coming for your job, Taylor Chris coming for your fucking job What the hell is gender fluid? No, repeat it again, Chris Repeat it fucking again Repeat what Billy D Williams said again What did Lando from Star Wars say? What did he say, Chris? What the hell is gender fluid? He's 82, he has no fucking idea What that shit is? I just told y'all that Why don't we use common sense? What the hell is gender fluid? That's a whole new term But what I was talking about was men getting in touch with their softer side of themselves Bro, I hate this era that we live in You know why? Cause I still have common sense And I'm a logical person But we live in an era where everything is so illogical and people just be making up shit When as soon as I saw that headline first thing I thought to myself was Billy D. Williams is 82 years old He has no idea what gender fluid is Let me go read what he actually said I read the article Not once did he say anything about gender fluidity? Not once! Not one fucking time It's a new term that y'all made up in the past five years Why would Lando from Star Wars notice? He wouldn't Even in a galaxy far far away There was no gender fluidity Cause you're dealing with aliens and all kind of other shit I don't have time to worry about gender And I don't have time to worry about that kind of shit, yo God bless Billy D. Williams for fucking saying this shit And what he says is absolutely right Is what I've been trying to tell y'all in the podcast For the past couple of months now Cause that's what I've been talking to my spiritual counselor about My spiritual advisor Who is your spiritual advisor? Her name is Yachty Sluity Yachty What does she do? She's a meditator I met her through Angela Rod Okay She's like a healer She's like a therapist Who gets to the root of things via a spiritual level So she's outside of your normal therapist? Yes I go to my regular therapist Friday's at three o'clock And then I talk to Yachty every night at 9pm Wednesday night's at 9pm But this whole conversation about the sacred masculine and divine feminine It's just about traits It's just about attributes You know what I'm saying? They don't have nothing to do with What's your sexually attracted to? None of that It just has to do with just Women have certain attributes Certain... What's the word? Hold on Traits Certain attributes Certain traits And men have certain attributes And certain traits And you have to have a balance of both In order to be a whole human Which would only make sense Because if you're raising a house With a father and a mother You should be getting the best Of both of those worlds To make you the best human being That you could possibly fucking be It's simple You got too much of your father It's probably not a good thing If you got too much of your mom That's probably not a good thing You just got to have a healthy balance Of mother fucking both Simple as that So I don't understand why people Get upset when they hear that Like I don't have no feminine inside of me Nothing feminine about me Like it actually is What? What's the feminine side? Just fail those traits You'll fail I sleep feminine What do you mean? Explain I like being a little spoon I sleep in a jackknife position So I have one leg straight down And the other one like up Sometimes I'll put a pillow between my legs What? Well if I laid that way around my boys They would be like Why are you laying like that? How do I lay as a straight man? You don't lay Why would you just lay around? Because I always talk about Scraping to lay nut Oh none make you feel Like you ain't got no control Like you feel like a straight bitch When you're getting that nut out Is that my divine feminine? I do have divine feminine When I nut and I go like this That moaning bro Moaning makes the sex better I am a moaner Wait how do you moan and bash? I am a moaner I am a talker I am an encouraging human being I am like yes baby How do you talk while you're eating pussy? Not while I'm eating pussy When I'm getting things done to me I am like yes baby Do that baby Don't nobody do that like you baby Tell me you should though You should at home or something like that Don't nobody do that like you I should hum? Do something like Yeah talk or something like that When you're How the fuck can you talk and eat pussy Taylor? When I talk about hum Or something like that Well this just tastes delicious Tell her Wow Taylor put your finger on your tongue Alright Put your finger on your tongue This is your niece talking to me Put your finger on your tongue I know it's funny Put your finger on your tongue Now try to talk I'm not talking about talking there I'm just saying like do like Make a sound though with your mouth though While you're eating I do the lying thing shit You can bite off some labia like that dude That's a dangerous thing Never mind You said do the alphabet You said say the alphabet That's some white shit motherfucker Let me see White ass motherfucker So as you eat pussy you do the alphabet Yeah you say it Let me see L, B, G, T, T What You told me to do the alphabet What the fuck What's wrong with y'all That's why nobody likes to talk to people Yo L, G, T, T You told me to do the fucking alphabet Listen Today is also a ho's birthday Well The podcast will be out the day after But today Shout to Hove man Made it 50 years old Wow Beautiful Age is a blessing Don't let anybody tell you different When it comes to like You know things that you should be trying to stack You should be trying to stack As many years as motherfucking possible Facts You know what I mean Cause if you look at You know just to wait things go Especially sometimes in the hip hop community Biggie ain't get the little b50 How many black shirts this guy going to wear bro Yo yo stop Yo hold on Hold on we gon' get back to you in money Yo you did she spackle now You're pandering ass motherfucking You should run for president He really is bro Pac didn't get to live to 15 Bro he had a melaton What is it called Melanin rainbow shirt No we gotta come back then Cause we gotta spend some time We gotta give him a You gotta give some bars Cause I can't believe you You spend one thing giving with your mom And now all of a sudden You want to be black as fucking possible All I'm simply saying is Happy born day to Hove 50 years old is a blessing For any man to get to And I just you know Jay-Z raised the generation If he's not number one on your list Even if you being objective You're not being objective of Jay-Z He's not the number one greatest Hip hop artist of all time And he's gotta be in the top 10 The greatest artist of all time Yeah why not Even if cause if you just talking about Talent wise But just stats wise This guy's got More number one records than Elvis You want to know more fun facts about him You said what You want to know fun facts about him Sure You got fun facts about Jay? 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Yo, girls are wild out here. I want you to come inside of me and produce a child. I want you to fucking me raw. You potentially have babies, but no disrespect to your girl. No disrespect though. You know what I'm saying? Totally respect. Now, this pandering motherfucker, Angelo. I saw you on Instagram over the holidays. Angelo, Angelo, Angelo. Trying to dance with your black mom. You have no rhythm. She does. Which lets me know that you have more of your white father in you. Do you think he looks white to you? I think he looks black. I think he looks suspicious. I think that shirt he's wearing is perfect. Black-ish. That's crazy. Okay? So, yes. By the way, he did take off a shirt that said Melanin Rainbow. He had Melanin Rainbow. He had a black-ish shirt under. Now he has a blackish shirt under. What is under that? What's up? You running for president? I need to see. Is this a black fist tattooed on your chest? You running for president? What are you going to do? You want to give 100 billion to HBCUs? What are you doing, bro? What's up? I like that. We did the vlog for him. We did the black-ish panel and I saw the shirt so I had to get it. That's it. Don't blame this on me. I've never encouraged you to be black. Okay? I've never encouraged you to be black. I've encouraged you to be who and what you are. Do you feel like if you wear these black-themed clothes, then it will trigger people to go, oh, he must be black? No, I'm being serious. I don't know. I just feel like wearing black stuff is the culture. I don't want to wear anything white to pop in. So it's trendy to you? Yeah, it is. It's not a bad thing. See, when you're half and half, you can do that. When you're half and half, you can do that. I'm proud to be black because it's trendy. What? Or is it vice versa? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I'm proud to be black, period. Because I ain't got no choice. But you have a choice, Angelo. I'm black. I'm black. And I'm proud to be black. And I'm white. How did your father feel about that? How did your father feel about that? Seriously, how did your father feel about that? About what? He did it? It's his fault? But he's white. So if you say to him, I'm proud to be black, that's your dad. He's a white man. He's like, yo, what's up with me, bro? I'm going to be honest with you, Angelo. You ain't white anymore, bro. I don't feel like it. It's over. You think just because you can wear a Tiger Woods hat, you can claim 10 different races? Yeah, that's what it is. That's what it is. Is your dad still alive? Yeah, yeah. Do you talk to him? Of course. How did he say to you last week? Well, I was waiting for things to get there. You would never go to your white father's house? No, I definitely did not even, you know, I stayed. I said, what's up? I didn't eat his food or nothing. Why not? Well, yeah, he has a, like, a girlfriend, a little girlfriend that I don't really fuck with. A little girlfriend? You be around your black mama. Why? How's your daddy with his little girlfriend? You went to your daddy's house with his little girlfriend for Thanksgiving? Yeah. You stopped by your daddy's house with his little girlfriend? Did you take a picture of daddy's little girlfriend? Really? No, yeah. So you black or white? I'm black, man. And is your dad's little girlfriend white or black? Your dad's girlfriend. Oh, no, she's Puerto Rican. Wow. So he couldn't go all the way back? That's a fact. He's, like, slowly getting there. A little bit of spice still. Interesting. But do you feel conflicted about your race? Serious question. No, I used to. I went to, like, where I went to high school was all white. Like, I was the darkest dude to graduate in my class. Right. Like, real rap. And then, you know... Come on, bro. Real rap. Who the fuck says that? Stop. You're trying too hard. Jesus Christ. Panda, panda, panda. My God. Real rap. Is it working? No. Nice little Hillary callback. I like that. Continue. Okay, go on. What are we talking about? We're talking about you and your identity. And it is probably a tricky thing. Because white people don't see you as white. And black people, some might not see you as black. So who you are in this middle ground? I'm curious about it. No, I mean... Maybe you're making a decision. You're leaning into black. Because you're like, I'm going to choose my identity. I'm not going to let strangers do it for me. No, I'm not going to hold you. It's, you know, I grew up... Is I'm not going to hold you kind of like real rap? He's still panda, bro. I'm going to say... I know you're not going to hold him. Because you don't like cuddling. I'm like, spoon. Yo. For real, though. Word is bond. Go. I grew up around white people. The only time I was around black people was when I went to church. And when I was only around my mom's side of the family. Right. And that was not that often. Because they lived so far upstate. Connecticut and shit. Right. So I stayed around my dad's family a lot. So I guess after I graduated, I started, you know, being introduced to the black culture a lot more. And you think it's cooler? I guess so, yeah. It is. It's cooler. And for your generation... It's so cool, yeah. Yes. And for your generation, hip-hop is the culture. You know what I mean? I mean, hip-hop is... The origins of hip-hop is black. But hip-hop is the dominant culture throughout the world. You know what I'm saying? And you have genetic access to the entitlement to that culture. I've always, you know... But let's be clear. Genetic access don't give you access to the culture. Because there's a lot of people who are black, who don't have any of that hip-hop in them at all. They don't have the soul. They don't have none of the soul. Interesting. But they couldn't have wanted to without, you know, but I always like hip-hop. What do you mean? What do you mean by that, Angela? You're talking about black folks that don't listen to hip-hop? Yeah, it's not that big of a deal, anyways. No, yes it is. I want to hear you fucking... Keep digging a bigger hole for yourself. I'm good. I thought I had something I didn't. No, what I was going to say was... I've always liked hip-hop, but I never really was able to express myself. Like, when I'm to high school, everybody wore preppy. You know, khakis and stuff like that. I always like hip-hop. I always wore fitted hats. And I got made fun of. But hip-hop does the preppy shit, too, though. You think about, like, boys and men... I was out in high school, like, 2010 and shit. Oh, shit. 2010 was the fucking beyond preppy for black people. I'm 28, 27. 2010? Yeah. No, stop. I was like, yeah. At the Kanye era, but where'd you go to school? I went to Rye High School. Westchester. And Westchester. Westchester's like 10 years behind. Really? Yeah, dude. And even, like, Connecticut a little bit, too, sometimes. Exactly, a little bit in the past. Boys and Men. Boys and Men used to wear the sweater vest with the ties and the short pants. I didn't like that. I dressed... I was more like the baggy style. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was just... I just... I always stood out like that. Right. And now I feel like, you know, I couldn't fit in more. So what would you say to young kids that share your identity issues? Listen to logic. No, no, listen to logic. Drake, Drake, Drake. Drake doesn't explore his identity issues. I think Drake doesn't... Yeah, no. You know the whole song called, Um, You and the Six, where he says, uh, used to get made fun of for being black. And now you're here and now you're not black enough. Oh, okay. I don't listen to that very clearly. I'm going to take your word for it. And do you feel... Do you relate to that? Absolutely. Right. I like seeing Drake do the hell you have fucking right video. Right. That was a black mix with him. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, that was him embracing both sides. That's what Tiffany did last night at her birthday party. She embraced both sides of her heritage. Right. I thought that shit is dope. That's exactly how you could explain it. I embraced both sides. And maybe you found the ability to embrace the black side a little bit easier now that you're older and you can put yourself in environments where that culture thrives. Exactly. Whereas when you were younger, you were kind of forced into this one. I was in a bubble. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now how do you feel about people... I think you're just picking the bigger trump card, bro. Ooh. Like, meaning like, if you're black and Jewish, you would want to rep both of those. Wait, are you Jewish too? No. No, he's not. But I'm saying, if you're black and Jewish, you would want to rep both of those because both of those cultures are popping. Right. If you're black and white, you're looking around, you're like, ah, all this white supremacy and this race that I don't really want to claim this white shit. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, that's not cool to rep anyway. Why would I want to do that? That's hate. Excuse me? That's hate. Why would I want to rep anyway? White supremacy is hate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what about like white but not supremacy, you know? Just like regular old white... It's white. I mean, I'm Italian, so I could rap being Italian. Italian's sick. Why are you Italian? What do you think black people got all their cool shit from Italians? All right. Not all of it. But it was a period. Come on, yo. Stop acting like black people don't fuck with Italian culture, yo. No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop acting. Stop acting. You want to talk about Jay-Z? Bring up that reasonable-down album. Bring up that reasonable-down album. Andrew was right. There was a moment where black rappers, especially in New York, were obsessed with Italian mafia culture. It's a fact. It's a fact. It was all biggie, J. No. It was fashion, culture, vocabularies. Wu Tang was calling themselves the Wu Gambino's. They all had all of these different Italian nicknames. The Teflon Don. The Teflon Don. Come on, yo. Biggie Small. All of them, Junior Mafia. They all embraced the Italian mafia culture. Because at the moment, it was super cool. They had all these great movies about it. It was super influential. It wasn't only... You got rappers named Capone. Fat. And Gotti. You know what I mean? Gotti. I guess all of this, yes. That is a fact. It was a period. Scarface. Scarface. Scarface and Cuban. Al Capone was also referred to as Scarface. But Scarface that we know from the movie Tony Montana is Cuban. But there was a Capone though. But there was Al Capone. So therefore there was a period in time where black people absolutely, positively were loving Italian mafioso culture. That was a fact. But not just black people. Everybody was into it. Irish people were into it. White people that aren't Italian were into it. Because it was fucking romanticized and cool in the same way where we're all so indulgent in modern black culture right now. Right? And what happens is we're so drawn to cool. It doesn't matter who's doing the cool. We're going to try to replicate it. Yeah. And everybody's going to have their time to shine. You know like back in the day I bet with Frank Sinatra and those guys. Everybody wanted to beat him. Bro Cowboys. Shit Cowboys. The other time in America where everybody wanted to be a cowboy until Brokeback Mountain came out. Yo. That's a fact. Might stop a little before that. No. I think it was Brokeback Mountain. I think Brokeback Mountain. And when the cowboy stopped winning Super Bowls. My fuck is like man fuck this cowboy shit, bro. Might be true. Might be true. Except for in Texas. They do that shit. Oh they love it. You know I like that people love it regardless if other people think it's cool. That's when you know it's true to them. Yeah. You're not hopping on trends. When it's true to them you're not hopping on trends. Now Angelo. Back away from the microphone you trendy black boy. Imagine I said that. Yo I could call him a cracker though right? Crack. Crack. I can call him crack. Crack half. He's crack. He's not a er. He's not the er. I can't er. He is the er. Cause the er is for nigger. So he's a cracker. Yes. Angelo is a cracker. Just got a little hot in here dude. I don't know. Just got a little hot in here guys. Either way you spin it either way. So you can be a cracker. Or a nigger. Holy shit. Wow. Crack ish. You're a cracker. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. Crack ish. but like whenever we're having group text discussions, you seem incredibly informed about the election in a way you were not in the previous election. Like you are into the minutiae of this one. Well, here's the thing, the first time I ever voted was 2008, when President Barack Obama didn't vote for any other reason other than he was black and Jeezy's song was fire. Same. My president is black, my Lambo's blue. I didn't, they're like, oh, black man got a chance to win. And he seemed black, black, like. Even though he was black-ish, you know what I mean? But we didn't, we didn't. You know, he just played basketball, like rap music, got a beautiful black wife. Wife was black. Two black daughters. She is. Still a little weed in high school. She is. I'm fucking with, smoke cigarette. Fuck with Barack Obama, who's saying Obama, right? So I voted for Barack. 2016, I started to get a little bit more informed because I didn't know who I wanted to vote for. So I was looking at both sides. I was looking at Republican. Remember I had discussions about Marco Rubio and different people. I was also looking at all of the Democrats. So I started to get a little bit more informed about their actual policy and legislations they wanted to introduce and things of that nature. And that's just something that has just grown. Like, you know, it's just something I've been educating myself on since then. And I guess, you know, interviewing all these presidential candidates, starting back in 2016. You kind of gotta know what the fuck's going on. You know what I mean? So yeah, I am a little, I'm a lot more informed than I was. Right. I didn't give a fuck about politics. I don't know my JZ shit. Government, fuck government. We politic ourselves. Right. You know? But yes, I'm all in. Okay, so now Kamala drops out. Kamala drops out. What is the reason why she dropped out? We were talking about the group text. No money. No money. So being, no money means that you weren't garnering the support that you needed, you know? And you need money to run a campaign because you need to promote the campaign. You need to do online advertising. You need to do TV ads. Yeah, absolutely. You need to pay staff, all that kind of stuff. And when people stop donating, you effectively have to shut down your campaign even if you still want to run just because you don't have the money to run it. And Senator Harris' case is very unique because a super PAC was just giving her a million dollars to run ads in Iowa. Right. You know, Iowa's one of the early primary states so you need Iowa. Right. And she had qualified for the December debate. Right. And the December debate is the 19th. What is this? What do you mean? No. So, yeah. Why, why? I don't see why they couldn't hold off to the 19th on a shoestring budget just for her to be in the last debate, give one last hurrah. Yeah. I personally, I think, I don't think Senator Harris ever got a fair shot. I think that everything is up for question. You know, yes, you should be able to question her record as a prosecutor. Right. I thought that she should have leaned in to being a prosecutor very early on. You know, I think that she should have been out here saying what she initially did, eventually did, you know, saying Donald Trump is a criminal. I'm a prosecutor. I'm gonna lock his ass up. You know what I mean? I don't think there's anything wrong with being a prosecutor. Like when you're a prosecutor, people are going to go to jail under your watch. You're going to get people locked up. Black people, white people, I guarantee you, if you did the percentage of white people, the black people that she locked up, I'm sure it was more white people. That's because it's more white people in the world, in the population, in America. Right, but it's about percentage compared to the population. It's not about total. And listen, I don't know how many black people she locked up. I just know that as a prosecutor, it's very wild to act like she's not gonna lock up any black and brown people. You know what I'm saying? Plus, we live in this era where it was so much misinformation that went out there, like immediately, Kamala's a cop. Kamala locked up an abnormal amount of people from marijuana, which isn't true. You know what I'm saying? Like all of these things that they just threw out there, which I was confused by, because the reason I gravitated towards Kamala to begin with, was because I was looking at the things that she was doing as far as criminal justice reform. And a lot of it was very progressive. Like she's been doing the back on track program since 2005. And that helps people who are coming out of jail to get on their feet. You know what I mean? So she does a lot of things to either keep people out of jail or help people once they get out of jail. But that wasn't the narrative that spread through social media. The narrative stuck. Tulsi Gabbard had like a really, a couple of good digs on her and it seemed like those went viral. And I think those went viral because- That was blowing out of proportion too, though. Right, right. And I want you to explain why. Because it goes back to the weed thing on breakfast clubs. No, no, I want you to explain why. I think what also happens is sometimes like when somebody says something that you already feel, you share it more. Confirmation bias. Yes, confirmation bias. And I think that's what happens. Like, there was this sentiment about Kamala. And then when somebody confirmed it with facts, it was like, ah, finally you said what I've been thinking. Now you said on the breakfast club that these things were- Well, everybody was calling her a hypocrite because she said that she smoked weed in college. Right. And people were like, well, if you smoke weed in college, well, why would you go to jail? Yeah. Who we- Because that's the law. She wouldn't want to jail in college, too. She'd have got caught. I agree there. I would have liked her to go, when they're like, you put all these black people in jail and it's like, I put people who break the law in jail. That's my job. She said that, though. Really? She literally said, you expect me not to put murderers and rapists and drug dealers in jail? Like, I don't know. All I'm saying is I think it's sad that she's not in the race no more. Reason I think it's sad that she's not in the race no more because three and a half years after having our first black president, we have new black people on that stage. Right. You know what I'm saying? There will be no black people on the next debate stage. And if you're at the Democratic Party and you're supposed to be the party of the people, it don't look like that right now. You know what I mean? I mean, it's still got diversity because you have Elizabeth Warren there. She's a woman, Native American. You have Mayor Pete, who's a gay man. What I'm talking about for me as a black man, because he hasn't made the next debate stage. What about Deval Patrick? I don't know where Deval Patrick comes in at. He's like the guy in the Royal Rumble that you didn't know was in the Royal Rumble. And he just comes in. He's like the second to the last guy that comes in. He's got all the energy. But I haven't seen him make any impact other than when he announced. This is my suspicion. My suspicion is that the Biden campaign said to Kamala, hey, stop wasting money on your campaign. You're gonna be my VP. Save the money, put it in a war chest, and then we can use it when we're actually running for president. It could be that or it could be yo. I'm not gonna ruin, same difference. I'm not gonna ruin any future political aspirations by being in this race and continuing to let all these false narratives go out. These false narratives have already kind of killed my campaign. I'm still a senator in California till 2022. Very important. I'm probably gonna run again for senator in California. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like, I'm not gonna let anything damage my future political aspirations. That's smart. Because she can always come back to the presidency. She's only 55. Yeah, that's the only people I don't realize is like, a lot of these people are not running for president. They're using this as a platform to run for something else. I don't know if Mayor Pete really believes he can be president, but you know what he will be? Senator. Senator of Indiana. Our congressman, absolutely. Same thing, right? And that could go for Kamala. Kamala could be governor of California. Who knows? I don't know if that's a more powerful position than senator. I don't know what the- I'm not sure. I mean, she could be attorney general. But you know what I'm saying. Senator of Indiana. She could be attorney general. So you are auditioning for, it's like when you go audition for a play or something like that. You might get a role, but not the one that you wanted. Yeah. Specifically, so yeah. I like Senator Harris. So what is it, Biden? I mean, are they just giving up? Do you think they're just giving up? Because if Biden is the nominee, they're giving up. If Bernie Sanders is the nominee, I think there's a chance and you just gotta let Sanders fucking go. I think it really depends who the VP is. Like there's no white man that can run for president and on the Democratic side and not have a very, very diverse vice president. I'm talking about a woman, a woman of color. Like you almost have to have that. Especially this crop of people. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like Joe ain't gonna do it alone. Do you? Yes. Don't you think there's so much anti-Trump sentiment that people are just gonna go? Bro, I don't think it's a lot. I'll vote for anybody who's not Trump. I don't think it's a lot of anti-Trump sentiment. Really? I think it's anti-Trump sentiment. It's a social media narrative. It can't possibly be anti-Trump sentiment because people actually voted for Trump and Trump still has supporters now and he has people that come to his defense now and he's got a war chest that's out of this motherfucking world. He got bread. And none of the Republicans are saying he's wrong for what he's doing. They're actually defending him. So it can't be that much anti-Trump sentiment, bro. I'm not gonna vote for Trump just because I don't like Hillary. Well, no. Knowledge has said a lot of people voted for Trump because they don't like Hillary. No. A lot of people didn't vote. Period. Because they don't like Hillary. Because they don't like Hillary. And they don't like Trump. Which essentially helped Trump. Both. Yes. Yeah. Either way, I'm sad that Senator Harris is no longer in the race. I saw Cory Booker say it's more billionaires than black people in the next debate. And that's the truth. You know what I mean? Like I just, I don't know. I just think it's tough, bro. Yeah. Money is the name of the game. Especially politics. And social media don't help. Money is the name of the game, period, bro. Yeah. Those billionaires are literally running to protect their money. Bro. Like none of these billionaires got in the game until Elizabeth Warren was like, we're gonna tax all the billionaires that are like. All right. I got you. Let's put a stop to this shit. And by the way to DNC, Tom Perez and y'all, y'all gotta really change the qualifications and what it takes to make these debate stages and all of this type of shit, man, because it's going to look really stupid. Tom Steyer is not polling anywhere. Oh, so you're saying- He's not polling anywhere. The DNC has a corruption problem. We know that already. You're saying the DNC, the organization that ripped Bernie Sanders off for the last election. We know that. Has a corruption problem. Yes. They're scumbags. We had Tom Perez on the birth club. I pressed him about all of that. You know what I'm saying? So yes. That's the thing that the, there's a saying and I'm gonna get it wrong. So maybe I won't say exactly, but who the fuck said it? Oh no, Malcolm X. He said, I believe it was Malcolm X. You a pander. Well, wait till you hear the saying. You might not think so. Tell me what Malcolm Jamal wants to say. He said, white women got the best pussy. No. Actually, Malcolm Jamal wanted to say that. Malcolm Jamal wanted to probably say that. But no, he said, a Republican is, a wolf. He'll show you, someone look this up. I got it. I know exactly what you're talking about. You know the exact one, right? I don't even want to say it because I don't want to ruin it. But if you- I thought it was about Democrats. It is. But he uses, he says something about like, something instead of like, a Republican is a wolf. When he shows his teeth, you know what the purpose of those teeth are. He goes, a Democrat is a fucking fish or something. I don't fucking, what is it? Malcolm X said, we won't organize any black men to be a Democrat or a Republican because both of them have sold us out. Both of them have sold us out. Both parties have sold us out. Both parties are racist and the Democratic Party is more racist than the Republican Party. Say that again. He said, both parties are racist and the Democratic Party is more racist than the Republican Party. Now, granted, it's very important to note that this was before the Civil Rights Act was established in 1964 under the leadership of Martin Luther King Jr. And the well-known racist, Lyndon B. Johnson. So racism in America was at an all-time high because that's that dumb ass logic that Kanye likes to use when it comes to Republicans and Democrats. But the ideologies of the parties were totally different. Of course, of course. I'm not holding the ideologies of the parties back in the day to now. Obviously, there's a different standard and different care about civil rights. But the statement is interesting even if you remove Democrat or, but keep on going. The next thing is about the teeth. He says, you have it? What is it, Chris? I see it. Get on the microphone. Oh, one is a wolf, the other is a fox. One is a wolf, the other is a fox. The wolf shows you, yeah, yeah. The wolf shows your teeth and you're like, oh, fuck, I gotta stay away from the wolf. But the fox, no, the fox will come over, he'll be cute, you could like pet him, et cetera. But at the end of the day, he's gonna fucking eat you. That bar didn't age well, bro. Son. I'm gonna tell you why that bar didn't age well. Why? And the fuck is the fox ever eaten a human? Fox don't eat humans. But they bite him? I've never been attacked by a fox. Fox run, run. Fox run. Well, take that up and mouth him, bro. No, no, no, no. Maybe it was different back then. It might have been. It might have been a different breed of fox back then. It might have been. But the point that he's trying to make is there's one group that is making it seem like they want everything to empower you, et cetera, but they might not exactly want. Now, I'm not saying the Democrats don't want. I think that there are Democrats that truly do want to help black people and other minorities, et cetera. I think it might be Republicans that truly want to help too. That's all I'm trying to say is just to assume because someone is Republican that they don't want to help you is unfair. Because you don't know what's in that person's heart. Yes, that's a fact. You really just don't. You know, and we might find out that there are people that are Republican and they have donated tons of money to different charities, et cetera, that have the best interest of black people out there. Listen, this is, Malcolm said, politically, the American Negro is nothing but a football and the white liberals control this mentally dead ball through tricks of tokenism, false promises of integration and civil rights in this profitable game of deceiving and exploiting the political politician of the American Negro. Those white liberals have the willing cooperation of the Negro civil rights leaders. These leaders sell out our people for just a few crumbs of token recognition and token gains. These leaders are satisfied with token victories and token progress because they themselves are nothing but token leaders. Now, this is a different time. It's a different time. We're not putting on this time, but having a healthy skepticism about everyone and having a healthy optimism about everyone is good. If you find a Republican mayoral candidate that really wants to help your city and seems like they want to help you with the things that you want to do, let's say, in Monks Corner, South Carolina. Why wouldn't I do it? Why would you not? You think I don't build with Republicans in South Carolina? You should. Slew to my guys, Tim Scott, Senator Tim Scott. You take me and Tim Scott. I'm doing something with Tim in February. You know what I mean? There it is. When it comes to different things and I want to make phone calls and ask people about things and how to get involved and certain things, you think I'm not calling them? Do I give a fuck if he's a Republican or a Democrat? Who can get shit done? That's all I care about. Listen, Lyndon B Johnson was a well-known racist. What'd he do? Martin Luther King Jr. got him to- Sign that bill. To commit to the Civil Rights Act and to vote in the Rights Act. I don't give a fuck personally. You know what I mean? I'm gonna build with who can help me in mind. I'm always about my interests. Here's the quote. It is, once we do for self, then we will be able to solve our own problems. But that's totally, that's about black jobs. No, no, I'm saying the white conservatives aren't friends of the Negro either. But they at least don't try to hide it. They are like wolves. They show their teeth in a snarl that keeps the Negro always aware of where he stands with them. But the white liberals are foxes who also show their teeth to the Negro. But they're sly. But pretend that they are smiling. The white liberals are more dangerous than the conservatives. They lure the Negro. And as the Negro runs from the growling wolf, he flees into the open jaws of the smiling fox. One is the wolf, the other is the fox. No matter what, they'll both eat you. Listen, I love what he's saying, but I just have to see a fox eat a human in order for me to really commit to that bar. I get what he's saying. It'll take a while to eat a human. That's what I'm saying. A fox? He should have chose something else. Come on, a swiper, no swiping. I've never seen a fox eat a human. I've seen him steal. Yeah. I got all night. But I understand what I'm saying though. But I just, when you say stuff like that, I'm thinking literally, like, that's all, that's all. Healthy optimism, healthy skepticism, have it, what? One more thing though, before we get out of here, I sent this in the group chat because you know I love to be right. What happened? I'm not right, but just to have other people agree with some shit I might have said that people thought was crazy, I put this in the group chat. Damn, didn't I send it to y'all? No. I did send it to you, man. I think that's your gay's only one. Hold on. I'm not a gay-only group chat. That wouldn't be any fun. We have to all be included. Hold on, I had it right here. Hold on. It was about the dude on CNN saying that Trump's not leaving in 2020. If he, oh, more of the story is the dude on CNN, I can't remember his name right now. He said that Trump's not leaving in 2020. But that's my whole thing. If Trump loses the election, I don't know why people think he's just going to leave the White House. He has William Barr, who's the head of the DOJ. He's got two Supreme Court justices that he appointed. This motherfucker has appointed over 160 something federal judges. Do you think that he's not going to challenge any win by the Democratic Party and say that they cheated and they rigged the election? And you think that William Barr is not going to side with him and run it up to the Supreme Court? And you think the Supreme Court is not going to allow their guy to stay a little bit longer? You think, there's nothing we've seen that's been normal about this presidency. I hear what you're saying. I think it's... Can you see Trump walking away normally? Andrew, no way. I don't think he'll lose this currently with the people that we have running on the Democratic side. I don't think he'll lose. I don't think he's going to lose either. But that being said, if there's one thing America does not play around with and that is people fucking with tradition. Like you try to take our guns, motherfuckers will go crazy. A kid gets shot up every single week and people are still like, I ain't giving my gun away, right? We do not care about that shit. And one of those traditions is you get two terms and you out. There's only one president has taken more than two terms, right? That's FDR. He did three during World War II if I'm not mistaken, right? But... A lot of that was sympathy though. Why? Because he couldn't walk? Yeah. Right? Yeah. So if Trump really wants it that bad, maybe he'll go the FDR route. But I, he's just not rolling around as real talk. He might do it. He might do it. These are the best wheels you've ever seen. I tell you the bearings on these wheels. I think I'm doing Bernie Sanders. No, no, no. Trump will be like, this impeachment has left me impaired. Okay? So now I have to be in a wheelchair. I would like to leave the White House, but I can't. I need two more years for the two legs I lost. I can't do Trump. I lost my Trump. It's just Bernie. Anyway, I love... Trump. I love Trump. I just, I just, I love all the conspiracies about him not wanting to leave. I find him funny, but at the end of the day, it's like, that's something you don't fuck with in America. America does not fuck with that shit. America might need that, bro. America might need that. No, no, no, no, no. America might need that to realize that this country is bigger than party. And they might need, they might finally need that to realize, whoa, this guy's been pulling a wool over our eyes for so motherfucking long. He really is everything that people say he wants to be. This is the reason he cozies up the guys like Putin. And you know, he wants to be that dictator, that ruler. And I think that might finally be the straw that breaks the motherfucking Republicans back. And it will break them. Yes. That's something that we don't play with, man. That's what everybody would have to agree with that as a country, right? Like, whoa, bro, we can't have this. Hey, bro, he would be out of here. That's a fact. Well, he would be out of here. 2020 is gonna be fun, guys. Some fireworks. Now, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. Oh, I got one thing that I wanna promote. All right, okay. You know how I've been doing those fashion videos? Yes. Online for a while now. And people have been asking me like, yo, where can we get the clothing from the fashion videos? And we usually only do it on live shows. But this weekend, three days only, we're doing fashion online. The number one. Y'all don't sell your merch online? No, never. Wow. 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