 In the absence of faith or delay, we have a little bit of time for me to share with you a quick story And so as I select it, I would like to do a quick mic check to to know How are we with clits? tits and Dicks Just want to do a quick clit tit and dick Mike check. Are we okay with clits dicks and tits? I am On our podcast good Muslim bad Muslim. I recently came out as bisexual And it felt important to me to do so in the wake of the Orlando shooting where this wonderful thing happened where the conservative right Was asking Muslims all over the country are you And Muslims were like just homophobic. Thanks, and I became so frustrated And so it was important to me to come out even as a straight passing married woman and Everyone would keep asking me like well, but really and this is really right I've never told this story before and I'm excited to tell it here because I have so many Famous authors to workshop it with that the only way that I was able to like know for myself like who I am and what I rub off to was you porn and so I'm just very worried about what Julian Assange is going to do to that Site there's too much. It's gonna get worse. So how are we doing? Okay, it is possible for me to dissipate into humiliation Don't do that to me. We are now in this together And if this story is horrible and graphic You did it too, okay, so I'm gonna share the story of The one time that I was with a woman Back in college. What's up dad? It's a live YouTube stream. Cool How are we doing? Okay And I was really excited because everybody had told me that when you're with a woman woman It's another woman's body and the link, you know each other's bodies and you're just like that She's gonna know your body. You're gonna know her body You're just like gonna come and come and come and come and I was like really stoked so and she had a big crush on me and The reason why I wanted to go out with her is because my ex-boyfriend had a crush on her and I wanted to destroy him and so I did it by going out with her and Maybe She would give me a thousand orgasms and then I could tell my ex-boyfriend. I came more than you ever made me With a woman that you wanted No, we're just terrified of me. Okay It's fine and like I took off her clothes She took off my clothes and I was like I want your body, but I also like want your body Her breasts were better than mine and And like I was so excited because everyone had told me like when you're with another woman You're a woman and she's a woman and you're just like Then you're not gonna have to fake it which like being with a lot of men We fake it a lot I Ladies Don't leave me alone here All right, there it is. See people brave enough. How are we doing? Clits? Dits? Tits? Dicks good. Okay, and so Like she like rips off my pants like And I was just like oh my god, and she's like what do you like and I was like No, man has ever asked me that it's not prepared for that didn't know And I wanted to be cool. So I said biting and all my friends had promised that whether you're with another woman You don't have to fake it and so she went down and she bit me on my clit and I went up and She went And I have to fake liking somebody gnawing on my clit and so anyway, that's the one time. Thank you