 Let me tell you boys a story of a 10 year old pop-a-meags who used to play a lot of Madden 11. You can look this up, this is a true story. The Minnesota Vikings had an 87 overall team. Now at the time, Adrian Peterson was on the Vikings, to me, he will forever be a Viking. Adrian Peterson was a 98 overall. In 97th speed, he was a god, and this is before X-Bactors, before superstars, he's just straight up a god. And since me and all my 10 year old friends sucked at Madden, I was the king, simply by running, half back, slip screen. Back then, it was so overpowered, I don't even want to talk about it. Right now, my Adrian Peterson has 98 speed, 96 XL, 96 agility, 99 carry, 99 truck. Let me show you what I did, abilities-wise. So I went inside Zone Guru, invasive, so I have faster spin and jukes. I went bulldozer, and then this one's weird, I know, this is getting weird. Playmaker, immediate and precise reactions to playmaker inputs. As you guys know, I put my half back on curl routes in the middle of the field, and just gun them straight up the middle of the field. And if he has precise and immediate reactions to that, I feel like that might be kind of nasty. So I'm going to try that out. Probably going to go play weekend league, so I don't mess up any of my, you know, beautiful wheel of mud stuff. If I go up against a cheeser, or a super good player, because it's weekend league, well then, shit. I'm sorry, I get that there's a red skin on the card, but this dude is a Viking. 2010's classic home Vikings jerseys, let's go. I may have 2000's classic ways, but we're wearing classic unis no matter what. I'll definitely bring out some half back slip screen in this game. I can't promise you it's going to go very far, but I'll tell you I'll bring it out. Also, I found an article on AD or AP, because I knew that I was going to, like, mess this up a bunch of times. Let me read you this. There's a lot of discrepancy on whether we should call you AD or AP. What should we call you on this show? Adrian Peterson responded, I'm 50-50, whatever your preference is, I'm okay with. You can't roast me, that's straight off the internet. Anything you read on the internet is 100% factual, except if you Google my height. Yeah, I have a big time pay to win top three. We're playing bear, what was that? Maybe a bear's theme team. I know I say this way too often, but he's got the bear's logo and Clowney had bear's cam on. It's all I'm saying. I'm just saying it's possible. Playing in the stadium too, and I see her lacquer. Oh, I hate this game. I made the tackle, oh my god. I thought that was, I literally, a stretch. It's not today. The corner routes there, throw in the middle. Oh shit, that's not the middle that I met. Ah, I took, I took Brian Dawkins out of the middle. Ah! This is actually sick though, because this is an NFC North matchup. I will admit that I goofed though. Dude, you're a cock. Are we really doing this today? Is this like the new meta? Hey, I'm fine with that. Actually, that's for yards. But let's try out that QB Playmaker. So we're just going to keep them on this base route right here. Hmm, I didn't, I don't think I had time to do that. Get shit on. I think he's ready for this, but we're going to send that shit anyway. 3rd and 4th. Yes, sir. AP. Slash AD. It's Adrian Peterson video. I'm still going to run it. Yes, sir. Get around the user. Come on. Oh, we missed. We're going to spin it. Dude, Air Truck is crazily one of the best moves in this game just because everybody tries to hit things so hard that they, they miss. Terrified. Lamar. Wait, dot, dot. He already scored the quickest seven ever. I just need to tie this boy up. It was a nasty corner out. I'm sending the boys right now and I'll go on Dawkins. I got slants. I got slants. Let's go. I only sent a couple that time. Oh, good corner out. Nitrate lane. Do you go 4 on 4s and 25 from your own nine? Holy shit. He's going for it. There is no way. There's no way that you complete this for- No! There is no way. There's no way that you complete this. I've never seen a bag fumbled so hard. I cannot apologize enough for what I just did. He's going to go two run plays. Oh, he's getting that edge. Good play. I just don't want to get human joystick here. I have a great time. You know what's funny? When I say that, I'm going to do these things and I always do the opposite. Peterson on the edge. Oh, that's the time for Jukebox. He's on his feet. Oh my God. Five yards. I really, really want to hit this playmaker if you can't tell. Uh-oh. Heaters. Oh my God. Oh my God. I am- Oh my God! No! Oh my God! Ah! That would have been one of the sickest- F***! Quick snap this. Oh, Engram! Thank God, AP is a God. Because Engram just dodged his block. We can get into that second level and hit Tillman. Don't need to. Let's go! And he's still trucked! Dude, he's such a freak. Dude, I hit the truck button like two seconds early. You still hit that. If I keep doing this shit, but you can't stop me! Two air trucks for 13 yards. You ready? Oh yes, sir. That city. Oh! Corner route, dude. I'm playing these so wrong. Thank God Greg Olson is not that fast. Really? Good! Let's go! Big sack on my homes. Corner route, corner route. Dig. I got them both. Oh, I needed a bumble right there. I made that mistake last time. That's how I gave up fourth and 25. I'm on it. Dude! That's a nice little pick. I'm there with my user. That's a pick. Oh, it's Trubisky. Trubisky can't run a fake. It just doesn't get better than that. We're going to give him the stretch. Yes, sir. Excellent blocks. Cut that inside. Oh, we're on the one. Oh, it's a nasty run, dude. He's a freak. He's not going to go on it. That's a touchdown. Damn, it's got to go to Barry Sanders, though. Sad boy. Feel go good? Is the feel go good? Is the feel go good? I can tell, actually. No, you did not. You did not really try and throw that. Oh, good tackle. You're quitting. 21-17, NFC North matchup. And he clipped. He just made my day. You made my day. The quality is very good. It was a very good cheek clapping today. This is going to hurt for all my Barry Sanders fans or Willemup fans. But Adrian Peterson, without a doubt, the most fun card I have played with this entire year. And I know that he's saying a lot. You know, maybe I keep playing with him and he sucks, but AP, AD, I love you. Thank you for watching, guys. I'll see you boys next one. Peace out.