 10% of all people in power in the world are women, but the rest are boys. How is this inequality possible? There's 3.8 billion women. Therefore, if 90% are boys, that means there's 34 billion boys. We know society doesn't oppress anybody based on gender, so there's no other explanation. 30 billion missing boys? Where are they at a hole on Mars? Right, they're screwing around. They're just like really small, you know? Where are you finding them? Show me, show me the boys! Show me the boys! Tweet at the FBI with hashtag ShowMeTheBoys for more information.