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Now let's start the show. Now Andrew isn't here. My guest today was supposed to be this podcast called Girls We Fucked. No, it's not Girls We Fucked. Guy's Next Door. Hold on, the Guy's Next Door podcast with Mack Jones. I mean, Mack Wilds, I've been drinking tequila, man. It's National Tequila Day. I know. I know. It's National Tequila Day. Today is National Tequila Day. We're having a black house. Exactly. And E40 came with some liquor. Man, I don't know why I did it, man. I'm regretting it. I got a family and I'm doing this stupid shit. But Mouse Jones, Mack Wilds, and how you pronounce Tommy's name? Fly Ride. Fly Ride. But just as Mouse is here. Well, you know, Beyonce. Um. No. We're being honest. But also, you know, your trusty niece, Taylor, dropped the ball. Well, it's not that Taylor drops the ball. It's just that she calls her own place. Oh. So that's why Carla and Manny are here. Because I didn't know they were going to be here. And I'm like, well, where's Mouse in the gang at? And there's no Mouse in the gang. I literally was wrapping up at the gym. I looked at my phone and said, I said, oh, I'm sorry. I'm like, he already curved me. Like, where he hit me? Oh, man. He's like, you call me? I said, nigga, nobody's talking to me. This is where the first thing comes up. Throw Taylor in the bunch. Well, Taylor did not hit nobody. I say, I say I'ma tell Taylor to tell you the time. He didn't tell me shit. Taylor. She told me they got a group text. They got a group chat that's popping. Where y'all talk about all of this stuff. That's a fact. She was like, you want to be in the group chat? I was like, no. Because I wasn't invited to begin with. So I don't want to do it. That is true. I'm like, no. I know I'm the bottom. You were in the show right there. Too many group chats, bro. Oh. Yo, I don't know who Farrah is. Yo, I don't know who Farrah is. Who is Farrah? She's the one that they said pack your bags, sis. They'll be waiting for you. I don't remember who Farrah looked like. She got light skin with pretty eyes. If you said to Farrah Franklin right now, you remember you used to be in the show, she'd be like, huh? She probably hates that. She probably gets that a lot too. What was she on? Nothing. Before bills, bills, bills. Right before survival. She was gonna say my name. She was saying my name. Really? She's probably a stacked vocal. Taylor, you don't have a microphone. You invited two people, three people, four of us, and you still wouldn't talk. When I did waxing and podcast, she took a while crazy. Here she goes. When I tell you Taylor called her own place, I don't know what she's doing. Yo, she is the worst quarterback ever. She's been calling Artables, speaking of what? He has a voicemail. I don't know what a voicemail is. We got a voicemail. This is not his podcast. Now we're gonna play it. Taylor, produce. Pull the phone up on the computer. Call. You mean to tell me you had it pre-played to play from your phone? I just want you to know this is the setup. This is always the setup when I come on here. It always goes left. They have some super deep conversations. Is it loading? Man, I didn't recognize you when I saw you. I'm serious. Word up, I ain't see you in forever. You lost mad weight. Oh, yeah, I know I did. Word is born. It's okay to say not that you lost the weight, you're as big as hell. Can't say that when you got to wait on you. Charlotte, she would be like, why are my friends telling me I was big? I was waiting. I was pretty big though. Not pretty big, like pretty big. A beautiful big woman. Listen, I ain't gonna hold you. Me and Mandy friends, there was a moment where we wasn't, and I was just waiting for her back. I'm like, I said, play with me. She would take me there. I don't know why. I'm like, yo, she got one more. She got one more joke. She got one more, she got one more attack before I call her back. I said, nigga, you said, oh, stranger. I didn't recognize her. I'm like, oh, shit. For your birthday, she was looking for a picture. She's like, damn, I don't even look like me. No, I was mad in that picture. It's not about you. It was Charlotte's birthday. I said, oh, no, bitch, I ain't posting that picture. All your throwback Thursdays mad inspirational now because you posted pictures of you. My journey has come so far. Fuck you. What made you lose the weight? You know what? I'm going to get rid of this. What? I'm going to get rid of this. Look, I want to sound inspirational when I say this. No, I mean, but living in New York, I couldn't wear boots. I wasn't wearing jeans. Everything has fan deck. And I just got to the point where I was like, OK, I can't lipo this shit away. My face, I have three necks. You do. Don't cosign that. When I was in school, it was in my last semester, and I was like, you know what, let me live right. So I actually had the gastric sleeve. So I had the weight loss surgery. I had the weight loss surgery. They took away 80% of my stomach. So now I have like force portion control when I eat. I eat my food and her food. She'll eat both of our meals. It's great. So I feel great. I'm down 80 pounds. You could have lied to me and told me you turned vegan and I don't believe you. Oh, no, I like ox tail and bacon too much. Do you want me out to make sure it don't come back? Um, yeah. I ain't got there yet. I ain't got in the gym yet. I'm finna get in the gym. She's lying. I've been going for a month and a half and she won't come with me. Because she uses my face. She's using my fucking heart to get it. Which I think is racist. Oh my, why is it racist? Oh yeah, I look like now. She said we did not say that. She said we're light skinned. Go ahead, use my thing. We look alike. They called me one time. Excuse me, ma'am. I'm like, fuck, I'm about to pay. And if they follow you on Instagram, they think you're working out because you're losing all the weight. I'm very transparent. I'm very transparent though with that. You shut the fuck up now. Because everybody that do the state work out she does at least one picture a week in the gym. No. The one time she did go cycling, she posted about four posts about the cycling. I did. I went full cycling. One time, I was like, ooh, before, after I showed my sweat, I was all happy about that. I'm proud of you, Mandy. Thank you, thank you. I think it looks good. Thank you so very much. So don't y'all do the horrible decisions no more? No, of course. I actually just quit my job before it. Okay. So I'm no longer an accountant. See, I can't really tell what's going on because it looks like you and Carla is a team now. And y'all don't kick me easy to the curve. Don't do that. That's what it seems like. Don't do this. This happens to me. Yeah, it does. I have two questions. Carla is one of my best friends. She moved up from Florida for this summer. She has the Shit I'm 30 podcast. So we're just creating together. I left my job, so she's teaching me how to edit audio, videos. She knows all of that stuff. It seems like you and Carla are really friends. You and Weezy just business at this point. Yeah, that's accurate. We're business partners. I love what I do with horrible decisions. I think me and her balance off of each other well. Is this a source part of something? Stop looking at me. Weezy and I create great content together. Horrible decisions aren't going anywhere. I think that we work well together. She's staying with me for the summer, so we get drunk and have fun together. You know what, actually, instead of talking about this, I'm curious as to why your co-hosts weren't involved with your little exonerated five interview. You seem to really be friends. You seem to really be taking this Beyonce thing to the next level. I want to know why Mack and Flyri were not a part of that interview. You're supposed to be guys next door and Charlemagne, so I want to know why your co-hosts were not a part of this goddamn interview. This is a big interview. You're really going to give me that. So what's the backstory, Manny? I would like to know. So one of the members from the exonerated five had the wonderful pleasure of being interviewed by the guys next door, except it was just guy next door. And it was just mouse. I didn't see Mack. I didn't see Flyri. I just didn't know what was going on in this podcast round over here. Beyonce, would you like to retort? Yes. First and foremost, my group, we handle our business on all fronts. That's cute. So at the time, I was actually on tour with Trap Karaoke, Greatest Show on Earth. So I happened to be in Atlanta where Raymond Santana resides. Where the flights canceled to Atlanta? I got these things. Mack was shooting. Shout out to him in the Tales episode that just dropped you shooting that. Ryan was in L.A. handling business with Dreamville. So I just made an audible, but way better play than Taylor Dust. Manny, you made a wonderful call. You did what was best for the team. Exactly. And it came out as guy next door. It wasn't Mouse Jones, it's a guys next door interview. It's on the guys next door page. It's all going through guys next door. It was within the spectrum of, hey, this is episode of guys next door. All right. Listen, I just want to tell y'all, when Manny sits down to binge watch her favorite TV shows, our catch the newest episode of Brilliant Idiots, she says it's always better with a pint of Ben and Jerry's. All right. So cozy up with your favorite flavor. What's your favorite flavor, Manny? Cheesecake. Cheesecake, all right. Available anywhere, ice cream and soul. Treat yourself to your favorite flavor anywhere, ice cream and soul. Or find the new favorite at Benjerry.com. 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She's smiling big too. She knows she's gonna be real funny. Taylor, this is what you get. What is this? This is a voicemail about Miles Jones. This is a voicemail. Don't do that. Miles, whatever the fuck his name is, that corny ass. Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Don't fucking back on this show no more. Y'all just fucked up the show. Miles, whatever the fuck his name is, that corny ass guy, bro. Don't put him back on that motherfucker's show. He talk like a girl. He got a girly mouth. The small ass mouth girly ass shit. Y'all got something smart to say. He disrespecting the people that call in right off the back. He's super tough. Some of that's what I am, bro. You wouldn't be welcome. You do too much, bro. I'm just speaking as this shit has a plan. Y'all tripping with that shit, man. Don't put no corny ass people back on no motherfucking podcast, man. When y'all trying to get y'all shit off the ground, corny ass motherfucker. That shit corny ass fuck. Don't do that shit no more. He didn't do any fucking bitch that shit, man. He put that lame ass nigga back on that shit. He talk like a girl, nigga. The girly ass mouth you got. He's all that deep in the gap. That's what bitch said. Fuck, boy. Oh, he from Florida. I thought I was about to hit by some... I thought I was about to have somebody pregnant. You smashed a white girl, didn't call her back. I don't... But why are you allowing voicemails from Florida Man? Oh, fuck boy. Oh, fuck. If you're not having that kind of impact on people, you're not doing your job. I'm not even gonna hold you. Say that shit again. That's a good opinion. He complimented my mouth. That was crazy. He kept calling girly mouth over and over and over again. At first I was like a fake offender, but by the third time I'm like... He was looking at that mouth. I'm like, thank you. Listen, here goes the thing. I don't trust anyone who cares that much to leave a comment or a voicemail. If you like that invested, I'm not the corny one. And on the loop. Yeah, but if you have enough time... I listen to the show, I don't leave voicemails. I listen to the show, I don't leave comments. I don't have time. I'm doing something. I'm doing other shit. Booked and busy, say that shit. Right. I mean, right. I don't even know why Taylor called that play just now. I don't know why. Yo, you ever watched Last Chance? I don't know why that route was right. Y'all watched Last Chance? No. Y'all got to watch the show in there. On Netflix. It's about like, they cover these two Juco's, these two dream colleges, like the best ones in the country. Taylor will be on that show. You saying she's a good Juco coach? No, she's a terrible fucking Juco coach. In order... All the kids returning on her. What the fuck? He's fucking up my... What did y'all mean to say, though? It's not hate or... Nobody... No, it's a good... Listen, it's a good opinion. That's not your job to talk to. It's really a job to confuse. Okay. Your title. Wait to the actor. You talk a lot on the podcast, but don't wait till you ask her. My thing is, whatever you're doing, somebody should have some type of feeling about it. Of course. 100%. Whether they have a good feeling about it, bad feeling about it, as long as you make me feel something. And make you call in. Yes. If they called in, they felt something about it. Yeah. That's what them negative comments be feeling me, baby. Yes. Damn, I'm taking that time out your day. Cool. Now, listen, I want to ask you a question. Go ahead. Y'all know who Antoine Foucault is? Yes. Directive training day. You know who Nicole Murphy is? Yes, I do. Beautiful. Aging like wine out here. Now, you saw this picture. Family friend, my ass. Well, listen, first of all, always remember black men don't cheat. So I don't know what the context of this picture is. Okay. Could be for a movie. Could be for a movie. He could be teaching her how to kiss for a role. I'm serious. No, kissing in a movie and kissing in real life is two different things. That's what I'm saying. This could be Photoshop. That's what we're doing. I don't know. I don't know what this is. All I'm simply saying is, I don't know the context of this picture, but her statement, she says that they are really just friends. And that's her family friend. What's crazy is I just had this conversation with a group of people, and Carla and I both agree that if you do anything sexual with a man, you can no longer consider him a friend. I don't know what the title is. No, I swear to God. You know. Check me out here. You can't consider him a friend. You can't just say to your significant other. That's just my friend. That's a fact. There you go. That's a fact. Because I have exes that are friends, but you can't be like, just a friend. You just fucked his dick a couple of months ago. Yeah. So you can't say just a friend. That was my point. Yeah, I mean, that's true. I mean, I've fucked friends, but they're not like, I can't bring them around because my wife knows I fucked them. So you're open with everyone you fuck, but that's what I'm saying. For the people who fuck someone in the past and then maybe continue a friendship, if you bring them around anyone that you're currently dating, I don't think you should consider that person a friend. Which is why you cut them off and don't bring that drama around. Absolutely. So you cut everyone off that you've ever had sex with once you get into a relationship? I don't really be fucking with you like that in the first place. Aw, hell. We know you'd be stealing out of persons. Yeah, Jesus Christ. They don't want you around. Yo, I've never, ever stole out of a purse. That's a crazy point. Oh, it wasn't a counter. It was on the fucking counter. I was like, let the shit go. Did you ever give her the money back? No. You didn't? He said the pussy was trashed. She had a child. So she should have paid you. You took food out of that child's mouth. She paid you for your time. Thank you. I understand that. Especially you. You be on that fucking podcast selling mad drawers like that. What's the problem? I be selling what? You be selling drawers. But they're giving the money, and she's not taking that money. You guys want to fuck you more now that you're kidding? Because dudes used to be on you. You know what? Can I be honest? No, they like me. Plump, really, Charlotte. You was plump. Say what it was. She wasn't fat as fuck. She was plump. No, man, they used to be fat as fuck. No, shut the fuck up. That was before. It's because she's little. It's because she's little. She looked bigger. Because people think she's taller when they say that. She used to look like a compressed file. By the way, I'm going to... You know you dragged the shit down too low. Slight file cabinet. Slight file cabinet. It depends on region, too. No, don't shut the fuck up. Because I could have took you down south and they'd have loved you. That's still the way I ain't even going to hold you. All my old niggas be like, all right, bitch, stop losing weight. I didn't have a guy say, all right, before you drop all that weight sit on my face one more time. Niggas liked when I was bigger. They tried to kill me one more time. Stop okay, stop okay. Wait, so do you feel like... They're like BDSM. Wait, so do you feel like you was fetishized? I was 100% was more fetishized. As soon as I started losing weight, they were just like, but why are you doing this? Like, no. But it also led to a lot more insecurity about me. But I also hate... About you? Yeah, because to me, I literally felt like niggas don't admit when they like big bitches. If I had to show you some of the text I used to get about you and the niggas that was sending them, you'd be like, oh. But it's because I was big. But they would... I used to look at niggas like, oh, all right. But then they'll go on the timeline and talk about, but would y'all fuck this girl? Would y'all let her sit on your face and be like, yes, the fuck y'all would. And you just did, and you just fucked me. No, but that's what I'm saying. I felt like niggas would like want to fuck. Like, even when... No, guys used to be like, I just want to fucking see if I can handle it. What? The niggas tried... Not knowing that big women vagina is so shallow. Oh my... What? First off, I be taking dick. Don't do that. Calm the fuck down. There we go. Don't even matter. I don't want to know how... Just like Cardi said, fat girl pussy to best pussy. So I still got fat girl pussy even though I lost my weight. How do you know? I know. That is very true. Okay, that is... That's what I'm saying, rapper. That is very true. You know what? No, it's because she probably got cheated on with mad, fat bitches, even though she was in the club with her little six-packer and her fat ass. No, you can't see fat bitches. That's a harsh combination. As a former fat bitch, she could say it. As a former fat bitch, she could say it. As a former... As a former fatty. You can... As a former big-ass bitch, I can act you. But doesn't it feel good to be able to laugh at this now? I mean, no. Really? Damn. You know what? No, you know what? I noticed that about like bigger people, like the psych... The psych... Their psychology, their psychology, your mind state stays in that realm. So I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. So I'm not gonna lie to you. So I just started reading your book. I'm very, very in because... Which one? That's two. Shook one. I don't know. Humbleflex. But prior to quitting my job and after losing on this weight, I did have like a huge sense of anxiety and I even told my friends like, so right now with quitting my job and going full-fledged, creative, I have the anxiety of going back being broke. Like I grew up food stamps, section eight. Like I didn't ever had money, but that's also another part of me where my anxiety now is feeling like I'll ever go back to being that big. So like the anxiety now that I have, like even when I eat, I'll be like, oh shit, tomorrow I gotta do just protein shakes because I can't ever allow myself to... She'll literally wake up and drink a protein shake. Just to keep myself, but it's also just the form of I was 230 pounds at one point. So to have been that size, you shut the fuck up and I was sitting on face, nigga. But to have been that size, there's a huge anxiety level of just going back. I feel you. So yeah, it's helping me. Like what is the four... What's the book I just got? Four agreements. The four agreements. The four agreements. So I'm doing like a lot of... Did you finish it already? No, I have. I'm still on the first one. You're still on the first agreement. So I've been busy, so I ain't got flown out in a while, so I read books when I get flued out if I don't sleep. Well, agreements is a quick read. You better put some pounds back on. No, shut the fuck up. So when they were flying you out, they were flying two seats. No, they were flying our cargo. They were flying our cargo. I said, I cannot... I ain't gonna hold you. I ain't gonna hold you. I knew Mandy was different, because Mandy, my people, so when she was fat, she never put that leg up in the seat. And now, Mandy be having that leg up in the seat. I be like, she's got so much mobility. Don't do that. You'll be doing yoga soon. Don't do that. She went thigh highs in the summer. She's like, I can fit these bitches on? She put them on in the summer. Yo, I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you when I knew it was different. I hosted... Shout out to the horrible decision show. They be bring me out on the road to host. Thank you. We hosted a show in D.C. Oh, yeah. Mandy had an outfit change in the show. I just knew she was gonna change. I didn't know what the fuck was about to happen. Mandy leaves the stage and comes back in like a fishnet something. Latex fishnet outfit. There was so much of Mandy that I'd never seen before. I would have been comfortable never seeing again. Wow. But I said, oh, she really like... Oh, she really not fat no more. Oh, that's when you first realized it. Yeah, because before, if this was her doing this a year prior, it would have looked like, you know... Who caught the whale in the fishnet? I would have saved the turtles. I would have never used another plastic straw. And this is what they look like. Charlotte, fuck you. You weren't that big. We gaffin' it though. We gaffin' it. You weren't that big. She was proportioned. I was big. No, she was not. It's okay to say she was fat. She was pleasantly plump. It depends on who it would be pleasant for. Just know, it don't matter what size a woman is, she pullin' all these niggas and any nigga listenin' to this. Because I know it's a whole bunch of y'all. Y'all be fuckin' fat bitches. It's the same way men are admitting to now eating ass. Let's go ahead and admit that y'all are fuckin' fat bitches. They wouldn't admit it though. I just admitted it. He just admitted it. When did you, first of all, when did you first eat ass? We'll get back to you in a minute. I was like... When did you... Fuck. He took the ass out of his brain. Pumps. I thought you said full court plump. I did, but don't worry about it. When did you start eating ass? Okay, all right, damn. First time I ate ass, I was apologizing. What? You fucked up. I was like, oh, damn. I'll eat your ass tonight. She looked at me, she was like, what? I said, nah, I'ma eat your ass tonight. It was awkward, because I thought that's all you were supposed to do. I got my face out of her ass for like 30 minutes. And that's the crazy thing about eating ass, because there's no end to it. It's not like she's gonna climax it. Right, I understand. Yeah, when is enough enough? You just go back up to the... And after that, only on birthdays. Why do men act like they're afraid to eat ass? About his birthday? Why are you afraid to admit eating ass? I was afraid to eat ass. Then after that, I was like, oh, you can't tell nobody about this. And I talk a lot of shit, no pun intended. So it's like, at any given time, you be like, oh, you ate ass. Men go through phases, man. I remember being young, not eating pussy. We just talked about that. We just talked about men wouldn't admit to eating pussy. And my older cousins used to be like, you don't eat pussy, you know, until you get older. And then they were like, when you get old, you're gonna be eating ass. That's exactly what happened. It's only a moment in time before you start admitting fingers. Like, all of this, y'all will start admitting as time goes on and things that are taboo become no longer taboo. I think every man wants a finger in their ass. Not every man wants a finger, but they taking it. Everybody tried it after American Pie. No. My ass has never been touched and never will be. Well, you only 30. Give it a chance. So it'll get at 40? How long you been with your girl? You better be right. She's gonna hear this. Right on the spot. A few months. Oh, yeah. Not a year. Shout out to your girlfriend. So any girl listening, he is off the market because his girlfriend is dope as fuck. So dope. No, she's black. Chocolate melanin, false woman. There's no loyalty on this podcast at all. She is going on the mic. She's great. Whoa. First of all, give me a hand. It's a deep throat. That's what college just said. She's not gonna do it on this podcast in front of these listeners. They say on the mics, she's green. That's relax. I've been with my wife for 22 years. So it's a little different. And just like you, a lot of those times is because I fucked up. So when you fucked up, you kind of had to mercy your queen. Especially if you ain't got no money. Absolutely. If I ain't got no money, so I gotta eat that. Hi, Micaela. Who called you in here? Nope, Taylor. Call me please. Micaela, what up, y'all? So listen, you ate ass. I'm proud of you. Thank you. And you're admitting it. That's good. It's nothing to be ashamed about. Call Amanda, do y'all look at guys funny when they eat your ass? I'm not into it. Really? I don't like my ass eight. I don't like head. I don't like head at all. Really? I don't know why. I know. Every girl don't know why. Was it because maybe the guys used to have to lift their stomach up? But now that the stomach is gone, you might enjoy more? First off, I always had a little waist. Calm that down. I ain't had no big ol' stomach like that. You don't like head? I don't like head. It just does nothing for me. Really? Yeah. And I deal with girls too. Like from girls and guys, I just don't want head. Really? So I give head. I love giving head, but I don't like receiving it. Yes. Through penetration. So you like the Salvation Army? Here we go. She's just a giver. Do you look at guys different when they eat your ass? I don't enjoy it, but if I want to be here, you're going to disrespect me, I'm like, but you ate my ass. No, don't do that. That's a problem. No, no. You want to talk shit, but you ate my ass. I see that all the time. Yeah, for real. That's why you should let a guy do it. When he's trying to flex on you later, whatever you put this thing, you ate between my ass. But you paid my bills. So same shit. I'd rather get down. Maybe you have a little different. A little different with you. You'd be like, I fucked you. And you'd be like, wait, time out. Like you was a fat woman putting it in niggas asses. Calm down. This is nicks. You were sodomizing niggas? No. Yes, you was. I don't like the sodomy words. That's what it was. Words pegging. Why are we talking about this? This is not the horrible decision show. Let's get into the topic. How do you encourage a man to pegging? How do you talk a man to do that? You got to go to him? It all had to do with getting a man comfortable with you. Making him feel comfortable to the point where he know that you're not going to fucking shame him. Or letting him... I don't find it attractive to bend over a man. Well, I do. I want to legs up all of that. Yo, what if she got to do it like niggas be doing? Yo, you going to put the head in? Let me put the head in. Yo, she's a... What she be talking about? We be talking. You like me, right? I'm going to do the thin one, or do you want the thick one? No, I have to put it on. There's definitely a conversation before having it, but it's a tongue than the finger than that. Do you watch that shit? Yeah, I watch. I have toy cleaners. Sometimes I put a condom on. You put in like the dishwasher or something? You boil it, or I have like some... I be boiling my dick. Or I put like some cleaner on it. Hard boiled dick is crazy. That is wild. That sounds like the name of the episode. Hard boiled dick. I'm so glad I'm married. What the fuck are y'all doing on here? No, don't say y'all. Don't say y'all. They can get boiled dildos if they ask. Yikes. It's a nice thing. Everyone has their preference. Everyone has their thing they like to do, so I like to make sure we're on the same page, we can experience each other. I've had a nigga who used to like me to piss on him. I don't like pissing on him, but because he wanted it, I did it. You about to share a shell with our totally? No, I'm just... What kind of piss? Asparagus piss or just like... Not asparagus. No, like Syracan water piss. Oh, God. Well, that's all Squirt is anyway. No, it's not. That's Batman. So you know that was not healthy. That was very dark piss. Oh, sugary ass piss. Diabetic ass piss. Yellow and fuck ass piss. Piss with blood on it. Chicken and waffles ass piss. BBQ's, Honey Wings ass piss. I can't say it. Can't eat a lot of ass piss. Thank you. Keep going. We're going to bring up BBQ's nigga. You know what? I ain't fucking with y'all. I need to add, because there's two more women in the room. McKaylee, you like your ass eating? Okay. Telling no better. Because I didn't eat half an orange. There's no reason for it. You and the camera move. Listen, this is Nicole Murphy's shit, right? Oh, back to that. Is this normal shit to do with your guy friend? No, fuck me. With your friend with benefits? That's what I'm saying. We all friend. Friend with benefits, for sure. There's only one rich person in the room right now. Charlemagne. We not rich like that. That's a good point. Two rich people in the room. They probably do a lot of witching. We can't understand that. Most of the majority of my friends are women. No. What's cause you black? You got some sense. Oh, he's black. When you've been rich that long, you start doing white people shit. This is wild. Maybe, you're right. This could be like in Italy. Don't Italians greet each other with a kiss? They're not Italian though, no fuck that. When in Rome, you do what Romans do. That's what we're doing. I'm not me, I'm not in Rome. You kiss on the cheek over there. You don't kiss on the mouth. This ain't really a passionate joint though. That looks passionate. That's not because he taller than her. How you can't do it face to face? Your nose is a bump. They both holding tea? That looks innocent to me. Did you do it? No. I don't like Nicole's statement that that's what friends do. That's bullshit. It puts a negative stigma on male-female relationship. There's already a negative stigma. Did you tell her that's my friend? That's what I'm saying. I hate that shit. I hate when I'm being pictures with my homegirls. I'm like, oh, you fucking are. That's whack. I don't like the stigma that this creates. I only feel offended if my homegirls ugly. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. Fat man, do you mean? I get the fuck out of here. I can see that with fat man. That's fine, but them niggas thought... They was questioning who that nigga with the dress you with. Because they know this pussy was poppin. Snapples. I got that red snapple. Mandy, you want to do this one? Yeah, sure. Which one? Boom! Why you making me do this one? Fuck you. I'm lactose nigga, you do that shit. This portion of the show is brought to you by Ben and Jerry's. All right? It's summer. It's prime ice cream season, okay? I am lactose intolerant, but I do enjoy ice cream every now and then because it's very, very hard to resist. I'm glad that Ben and Jerry's is doing advertisements because ice cream has been getting a bad name ever since people have been going in these goddamn stores and looking at ice cream and putting their fingers in it. I thoroughly enjoy it, especially when I'm on vacation because I know I don't have nothing to do but just run to the bathroom. I can't eat ice cream on the go. I see people out in the street and they eating ice cream on the go and I'm looking at them like, bro, you don't got nowhere to be. Like, where you going to put that out at? You have a favorite flavor of Ben and Jerry's ice cream? So I like the cheesecake one. I love the cheesecake crumbles. Okay. So cheesecake, graham cracker. But now you got to do it in portions though, right? Oh yeah, I can't do a lot of dairy, but it's so bad. I'm half white. I mean, come on, give me a break. I make rice and beans and she puts them on top of rice and beans. Really? Yes. Do you have a favorite Ben and Jerry's ice cream color? It has chocolate with brownies in it. I think it's called fish food, something like that. Regular. I like Ben and Jerry's. They sell out 7-Eleven across the house. Miles, wait till you get your girl pregnant and you got to run out and get her Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Right. What these flavors are? What are you doing? No planning to get your girl pregnant? Listen, all I'm saying is treat yourself to your favorite flavor anywhere ice cream is sold. I'll find a new favorite at benjerry.com. That's B-E-N-J-E-R-R-Y .com. Are you? Y'all got ASAP out yet? Who got ASAP out? Y'all. I'm like Ferg better anyway, so I don't care what happens. Y'all ain't been raising the hell on social media to get ASAP out? I haven't been paying attention. I saw the petition. I said, all right, let me help out, but it's going to do anything for now. People don't even like Americans across the water, bitch. They don't care what the fuck we think. We don't even treat our own citizens well. Do you think they give a fuck? No. I don't know. To me, it does suck because I just saw it. I don't know if you saw what just happened to Futures security guard. I did see where they were. It was in London somewhere. So the same thing happened just with Futures and his happy ass right in the car. It kind of left his security guard on the ground. The video was edited, though. If you look at the video, the security guard is already walking with one shoe and you see luggage already on the ground. My biggest issue with security guard should never have turned his back on whoever the fuck he was. No, 100%. 100%. This has been a common thing with people just harassing artists. I think that it's something that we need to... There needs to be some type of security blanket for these artists when things like this happen. So to have them locked up, shit, Alex was locked up. Two overseas doing this thing. Alex was walling, though. He was walling. Alex was walling. Alex points to security guard. He deserved it. He tried to take his wife. But being racist. So he was being racist and you respond by being a nigger. Alex. I want you to know, Alex only wants to be nigger when it's time to have fun. Any other time he's paying is right. Puerto Rican. Boy! Actually, actually, it's Alejandro. Alejandro. I said, what the fuck? Yo, I seen Alex at the game. What game? I could do it. I said, I'm not going to do it. What game you saw him at? You can't just start it and not finish. Oh, because I got a story, too. Alex story time. So I seen Alex, right? Alex in love with you, Fanny? No, that was never a thing. So when I seen Alex, he was like, I seen him with somebody. And I'm like, hey, what up? He's like, Alejandro. And I said, what? Alejandro! I said, what? I said, let me get out of here, man. When Alex was a part of the horrible decision team, he got fired. Oh, I love this. Why am I just learning all of this shit? Yo, y'all fight Alex, and now you're trying to fight Weezy and replace it with Carla. That's what it seems like. Yo, sign the petition, save Weezy. No. When Alex used to get on the mic, he used to be like, yo, don't tell your audience I don't fuck with black girls. It used to be a whole thing. You did. You don't fuck with black girls. You did. Alex, come on. Come on. So you didn't say, don't tell them, I don't be fucking with black girls. Only at the time I was dating a white girl. At the time. So they kept saying that I was only date white girls because at that one particular time, he said, don't let your fans know. That was the girl? But then you lied to us and you said, right. She was white. Blonde with blue eyes. Blonde and blue eyes. White. She told me she was white. She told me she's Colombian. No, if that didn't work for me. No, because if that didn't work for me. No, no. She was trans, Colombian. If that didn't work for me, because Alex in the shows was the first one like, well, we tried to tell you. I said the bitch told me she was a fucking Middle Eastern. We still call women bitches in 2019. No, no. I call bitches bitches. What makes a bitch a bitch? Her. I'm well prepared, man. This is crazy. Yeah, it's a lot going on. So listen, Donald Trump wants to get ASAP Rocky up. Do y'all give a fuck about that? Did that make y'all like Trump in any way shape? No. If he does it, it's a job. Like when he went over there and got it. It's really not his job. We look at presidents in a whole different light, because he does shit that I didn't know presidents were even capable of. Paying attention to regular everyday cultural shit. Well, because he's on Twitter though. He's a celebrity. Wasn't Kim and Kanye the ones who went to him? Yes, we put them on. And Melania was the one that said, yo, we need to get ASAP out, which is kind of wild. He walked around with Melania. That's my point. And that's what Trump needed to look into, pretty flocko. Let him come home first and then let him find that out. Let him find out. Trump is going to send his ass back. We're going to have ice take ASAP and send him back to whatever his origin is. And it won't be Harlem, God. Okay? Actually, he said Soho in Beverly Hills is where, you know, he's... Yeah, I saw that. Can I ask your take on what you thought about him saying that? I didn't like the comments. I thought the comments was mad wack, and that was exactly why you should stand up for black people when they are in those positions because as Martin Luther King Jr. said it, injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. You know what I'm saying? But those comments don't make me say fuck ASAP. My problem with people is that they look at injustice like it's a popularity contest. No, injustice is injustice. Malcolm X said, I'm for justice no matter who is for or against. So I don't look at ASAP and be like, oh, he made those fucked up comments about Ferguson, so fuck what he going through. He was like, oh, he made negative comments about black women back in the day. He's still an unarmed black man who got killed by the police. I care about justice. I don't give a fuck about the actual individual. There is a portion where accountability needs to be held. You got to stand on your word. You got to eat that, right? Oh, I guarantee you, he's going to learn from them words. When he comes back, I would like to see him be very well. I don't know if he would. I don't know. I'm not the type to say, oh, he'll learn now because my fuck is disappointing us all the time. You feel what I'm saying? He's in a fucked up predicament now and I think the people whose job it is to help him, the de-raise black man of the government, whoever job it is to help him, well, you got to stand on that. That's your job. Now when it comes to the... No, there's not. But when it comes to the people, when it comes to everyday black people, they have the right to say, oh, no, I'm not. I mean, I'll be honest with you. I was in Europe earlier this year. Fuck you. Fuck you. I've been little for the last year. I was just asking. No, but I was in London and I didn't realize... Fuck, I hate you. The PTSD that I have around, and I'm not even a black man, but when I was over there, we were rolling with guys and we got pulled over while we were over there. And so they pulled all of us out of the car, took me and my homegirl's passports because she's a German citizen and took both of our passports and literally three of them were searching the car. We were in a lump. We would have been locked up. And literally at the time, he's like talking trash to the cop. And in that very instance, I'm just like, stop yelling. Apparently they don't have guns, the same gun laws and stuff like that over there. But I don't know shit about that. This is my first time and just being in that experience because I don't hang around that type of crowd here. But even just seeing that this is... That's crazy. The cry that she called me with was so emotional. She was terrified. I said we're not hanging with no one else over here. So we ended up hanging with fucking Americans the rest of the time that I knew that was over there. But I genuinely... I was crying. I didn't even know that watching all of these black men die and seeing the videos affected me in the way that it did until I was put in the position where I'm with a black man yelling at police authority and all I could say was stop. So when we finally got through, thank God they didn't find anything in the car, I literally walked up to him and was like, fuck you. They put me in a position where as an American I see what they do to black men and I had never even knew it affected me until being in that situation. That's all that trauma watching all of those different videos. It is. You said if they would have found a blunt son like that it would have been bad. What happened if they would have found a dick? Jesus Christ. Shut the fuck up. They both had dicks on them. I didn't have a deal doing your bag. I didn't carry the strap with me. I didn't have a deal doing your bag in London though. And ain't no guns over there so they really don't know what the fuck that shit is. And all they keep hearing is these new rappers in America talk about, I got the dick. What's up with that man? Wait, wait, that's in a wrap? They say I got the dick? I found that shit out yesterday because of blue face. Wait, what? He got a couple of balls, he got a ball. He said I got two dicks in my lap. Shut up. I got my dick in my lap. I had no idea that y'all, the young motherfuckers are calling guns dicks. Young people nowadays are like wild. The things that they say, that shit is confusing. And I'm like what are you doing? Listen, all the time I thought these dicks were flirting with me. And they've been trying to kill me the whole time. Young thug used to threaten me all the fucking time. I got these dicks for you. I'm gonna get them dicks put on you when you come to Atlanta. I put my dick in your mouth. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. The whole time. That's scary, bro. That's the extendo clip. Dick with the balls, that's the extendo clip. The balls mean the extendo clip? I don't know. Also, the asshole to trigger, huh? Okay, never mind. You gotta add that in there. It could be the asshole to trigger. Put the finger in it. The asshole could be the trigger. It could be. But no, what you were saying about the fucking videos is true, man. That's just trauma from that shit just getting passed on and you watching that shit. I didn't know. Didn't even know. That shit is fucking scary. But I talked to my therapist about that. And my therapist was... She broke down the statistics of, you know, unarmed black men that are killed at the hands of the police. And it's like mad low, like 0.004%, 3% some number like that. But I don't care. Because that shit is still scary because I think I can win the lottery. So that shit is like one in whatever billion amount of people. So the fact that I'm a black man regardless of how low the statistic is makes me feel like that can still happen to me. What's crazy that still some black men out here that talk crazy to the police? I have an ex that I remember him going crazy and I was terrified. I'm like, what are you doing? I support it. You support black men going crazy at the police? Because that's them not being scared. You should be scared though. But if you live in fear, they already won. No, you need to... No, no. So if they are wilding... Not even wilding. That is their right, right? Essentially the police are civil servant, right? So who do they serve? Us. The customer is always right, right? So if you are pulling me over for no reason and I feel it, it's for no reason. You have a right and a reason to voice that concern. Just the same way as white people do. Same way as Spanish people... Well, maybe not now. The same way any other race does. So if that black man says, oh, you don't scare me, motherfucker. What's the worst? The worst? But to some people that's not the worst. You're right in theory. To some people that's not the worst. It's his reality. Because that means he's not afraid of dying. So if he's not afraid of dying you don't hold any fear over it. As long as he's aware that he's not afraid of dying I was going to say, but realistically a lot of people's fear is dying. A lot of people want to be able to achieve things before they leave the earth. They have family, they have friends. A lot of people don't realistically not fear dying. That is a fear because you're leaving a lot of people behind. You're leaving a lot of people hurt. You're leaving children, you're leaving family. So realistically, if a police officer comes to me realistically, that's what everyone's eyes before fear is my family, my child. It's not about us. It's about everyone else. And the fear of that white cop is that black man. But sometimes... First of all, no, that's not the fear. That's not their fear. That's their target. There's a difference. But sometimes for some people, for me personally, I know it is worse for me to leave a situation knowing I could have stood up for myself and be a man and go home and have to live with that, then die. It depends what the cop is saying though. Like, I try to be respectful. If the cop is right. Yeah. We can be respectful with each other, but you're not going to call me a punk bitch or a nigger and all that. None of that should have happened. Especially if I'm in the room. You're not going to kill me because I'm wrong. But if it's a situation where I know I'm right, and you going at me, you a man at the end of the day, I don't care nothing about that bad. You a man, I'm a man. But also a deadly sin, what you're saying, because what you're saying in hindsight is pride. It's your pride not to let him talk to you like that. And that's one of those deadly sins. And if we're talking about deadly shit dealing with black men and cops, like sometimes your pride can take the back seat when it comes to life and death. Yeah, I think about it. And so I would genuinely sit here and say that deadly sin isn't worth it. Your pride, you stepping up to this man is not worth your life. It's just not. It's easy to say that as not a man. No. Tell me that's not true. You're three women telling me that it's not true. You know how it is to be a man. Talk about it. You're going to sit here and choose death because of your pride. I see both sides. I tend to lean on man decide only because when I get stopped by the police I don't want no problems. License, registration, insurance, boom, keep it moving, keep conversation to a minimum. But I also have never been disrespected by a cop at the end of the day. You are still a man regardless of what your badge and your uniform, you're still a man. You're not going to disrespect me as a man. I am a tax-paying citizen and I do know my rights. So I'm not going to let you disrespect me. I'm not going to be the one to level it up. If you pull me over, I'm not going to start wild on you. What the fuck are you pulling me over? I was probably doing something. Now once we start getting into it, if you level it up, I'm going to match your energy. But we should have videos like Philando. Tell him thank you. I enjoyed that. I appreciate that. What if he asks you to get out the car after calling you cute? Oh, and pass you down. Pass you down. I'm going to tell him you're going to be disappointed. He gets to the ball area. He's disappointed. He's like, no, I'm here for the balls anyway. Oh, I'm not my balls. He just jiggles your balls a little bit. I wouldn't flip on a gay man for doing that. I wouldn't flip on a regular civilian for doing that. Okay. Grab your balls. Shout out to all the niggas that's about to be fondling in these streets. That was an invite. He just gave consent. There was no consent. There was no consent. There was no consent. I heard the shit, my G. There was no consent. There just won't be violence because I don't win that. I don't win that. You feel what I'm saying? A gay man's ass for touching my balls. I don't win that. I'm going to go to jail for a hate crime. It doesn't look good. I'm going to avoid myself from being in those situations. That cop do that. We got about 10 more weeks of summer. You know what I'm saying? You'll be out here in some shorts. I know my shorts would be too hot for that. Y'all don't have consent. Just want to put that out there. No, but it's a weird space win. As a straight man, as a straight black man, in this community, the bullshit that the LGBT community goes through, especially the black ones, I only focus on the black ones. The white ones, that's not my problem. Black privilege. I'm not going to wild on you. Everywhere I go, some gay men tell me I look good. I'm going to flip on them. Thank you. I don't touch my balls. Touching the balls is a little crazy. You can't disrespect my space. At the end of the day, they're still men. I think men get it for other men. I don't like the narrative that a lot of straight men think all gay men want to turn them out, and they don't. With me, they don't. You know where that comes from? I guess back in the day, guys used to like to be with virgins. You know what I'm saying? They want to turn out straight men. I think the gay dudes look at us like virgins. I think there's only some of them. I don't want anybody in the D.L. I don't want to turn them out. I want a gay man out the closet. You got a podcast too, Carla? I do. Shit on 30. Shit on 30. She got her own little podcast. So there ain't no beef then? No. She done did a live show on everything in Orlando. Sold out. It ain't no horrible decision. Don't do that. She does consulting. She's teaching people how to start their own podcast. She working out here. But she does the thing. You want wheezy? What's up? Wheezy! I thought that was wheezy walking. Yo, I really thought it was wheezy walking. Oh, shit, here we go. Here we go. Yo, I said, you don't like the motherfuckers. Miles, are you alright? Nah, I was about to gas it. I just felt bad for what was about to happen in the power offices. I was about to gas it. But she does the thing. I quit my job back in October. So I was going to count on her for five years. I love the entrepreneurial spirit of y'all just saying fuck it. Yeah. What's the worst that can happen? I gotta go back to accounting. Yeah, we both have degrees. So I still like push that I am still for everyone getting an education. Just because that's that actually was one of the things that almost hindered me from leaving. I said, oh my God, I just did all of this schooling and I'm going to leave it for nothing. But a lot of things that I did apply to now like I help with the accounting. I'm a genius at Excel. But I know that I always have those degrees to lean on. They're never going anywhere. Scary space to be in. My mindset was I never had no degrees when I got into radios and intern and then did part time radio. That's all I motherfucking had balls to the wall. I never had the mentality I got something else to fall back on. I didn't. I didn't like it. My fear is to have to go back to corporate. Like I am so fear. When I left, I couldn't do it anymore. I couldn't breathe. I'm sitting at that desk like I have to get out of here. I put my two weeks and I said, I got to go earlier than this. I cannot be here any longer. But that's when, you know, that part of your life is done. Like it's time to move on when you feel you have that feeling. Some people are like, I don't know when to leave. You'll feel it. You're uncomfortable where you are. But also don't leave on a rash decision. Because people are like, oh, I'm going to quit my job. It took me a year to leave now. I think that that's very important. I just left three weeks ago. And that was a career for me. I went and got two bachelor's degrees and I was like, oh, I'm about to be an accountant. I'm set for the rest of my life. I get paid on the first and the fifteenth. I got my benefits. I was super happy. And then things picked up with the podcast. I mean, we went on tour. So I was literally juggling a busy season of taxes at a big four firm and going on tour on the weekend. So it just became a lot. And I again, made sure everything was settled that I had X amount of months paid up for my rent, made sure everything was settled. And I was like, okay, I'm going. I'm glad you made the decision after losing weight, though. Because everything that Carla described sounded like being fat, like you couldn't breathe. So you might have died. I had to leave. The hot and out light is on at Cryptocrine. I'm telling you. So the fact that you waited until you lost the weight to make this clear decision. I can't stand you. No, I'm not going to lie. That's another anxiety now. Just like her, like the fear of failing as a creative or content creator and having to go back to a nine to five. You have to fail, though. So I'm aware I'm aware. I'm aware. So I'm aware that whatever solo ventures I have planned that, you know, they may not all hit the way horrible decisions did. I mean, shit, horrible decisions is only two and a half years old. And we're doing what we're doing. We both were able to leave our job. So it's amazing. But it's also just having that confidence. I think when you're an entrepreneur, you literally don't have a CEO but yourself. You are the CEO. So if it fails, it's like, okay. So now I have to think of plan A, B, C and D on my own. You can't blame anyone else. There's no, you know, board of directors or none of that. I don't have a senior manager and a manager to fall back on. I'm doing everything. So why do anything solo? Why not just put all your energy in the horrible decisions? Because me and her are just two very different people. So I would love for people to see me and my brand and what I can give to content and creating where I stand in this world. And I think I have a voice that I want to hear. I think that we're fine. You and Andrew do a lot of things solo. Everyone else on the network to read. I mean, everyone does everything solo. You do a lot of shit, bro. You travel, you're with BET. Andrew's fucking on tour. He's killing it. You have your book. You have breakfast club. I think that it's okay for me to step away from Wheezy and Wheezy to step away from me and both of us see where we fall in line. What if nothing works when y'all do it solo? No, I'm just saying what you're doing. Try something else. Maybe y'all just good together. So horrible isn't going anywhere. We'll be together. You'll have the podcast. We'll be on tour. That's not going anywhere. I think what we're giving to just the culture is what's needed. Us talking about taboo sex, us being able to come on this platform and even talk about the different sexualities. I'm not going to lie. In a very long part of the podcast, it was a lot for me because a lot of men had to go and hit us up opening about the sexualities and things that they want to try that they don't feel like they're warranted the way that women are. What do you mean when you say sexualities? Like in experimenting, especially as black men. So I've only dealt with black men and the trauma of just how you're raised, toxic masculinity, what you feel like you can and cannot do as a black man. We've had a lot of people open up that thank you as black women allowing us to open up about what we want. You made it sound like it was flavors of ice cream. I mean there is a spectrum. So there is a huge spectrum of sexualities. You could be bi, you could be queer, you could be questioning and I think it's a big part for black women to allow black men that space. We got our hot girl summer, we got our whole phase and I think it's time for black men to be able to talk to other black women and be like, hey, I kind of wonder what a finger feel like in my ass and they should be able to ask for that I'm so sorry. I'm just saying. Real quick. I'm just saying. Me and her just had that conversation. She's like, oh, the guy that I used to date used to love his nipples play with and I thought he was so feminine. I was like, why are you attaching a man's nipples to femininity? If he wants his nipples play with, that's an arousal for him. That's true because men got nipples. They do have nipples. And some men got titties. That's the toxic trait of us black and Latino women that we project onto black men that they can't even experiencing these things without us making them feel more feminine. I didn't make him feel that way. I never said anything. But you told me, bitch. I didn't tell him. And I told you, you're problematical. You're problematical at times of year. You are, you are. But I just think it's important that our black men be able to experience sexuality in the way I know. I know you do. I like sexual freedom. And I think it's important, but not only for us women, I want to open that up to black men. As a black woman who only deals with black men, it hurts me that they feel like they can't tell me what they want. So it's nothing weird? Nothing is weird to me. What if you put a finger in a guy's ass, right? The guy says to you, can I do you? And then you say to him, I don't do that gay shit. How did you feel to do that? How did I react to that? No, no, I wouldn't do that. I mean, to me, to me, there's conversations before we get into that mix. If you allow me to do what I want, like what you know turns me on, I'm okay with pleasuring you back. And I think that that's a conversation that isn't had with relationships and with people who are even casually having sex. You need to know what your partner wants. There are hard limits in what they want to try. And you should be able to open up about that with your partner. But if somebody say I don't want a finger in my ass, you're not going to judge me. No, then I won't put my finger in my ass. Mind you, you got to not only take a finger, you got to take acrylic. Nigga, I don't cut my for that damn nails. So you're taking a finger and acrylic. You don't put none over it. Sometimes I use finger condoms. What's a finger? Is that what them things is? With the little prickle thing? So it looks like a condom. Press on nail, press on nail. So because I get fills on time, I don't have that problem. But ladies, if you need a fill, I would not suggest you put your finger in somebody's ass. Especially if it's tight. You know, because once they start getting loose, the asshole could pull their acrylic off. Have you ever judged a nigga? I don't judge anybody. Can I finish the question? I don't fit three fingers. So no, there's no judging. But did you know he was taking three fingers in the ass? No, no. Oh yeah, the nigga put a condom on the edge of a hairbrush and put it in his booty hole. Because he didn't have a condom. So I was like, we've had something. I've done that before. You put a hairbrush in his ass? No. Did you say somebody couldn't find a condom? No, he couldn't find a toy. So he put a condom on the edge of a hairbrush. Oh, no. I misheard the whole shit. You definitely misheard that. We did that clip. He was so confident too. I've done that before. They're gonna take this sound clip and go. The nigga put whole wave brushes up his asshole. It was a wave brush. It was a wave brush. The nigga, what kind of ass do you have that you could put a whole wooden wave brush up your ass? It was just a handle with the condom on it. That's a pussy. That's a pussy. No, it was a round one. If you go to the hair store, they got round and square. Are you giving a nigga a pussy that put a wave brush up his ass? I mean, it's nice. It's cool. I didn't have a nigga come in his own mouth for me. Let's not talk about this. Let's go. This is not horrible. This is not waiting for it. He's playing his radio. You got mad. I'm not talking about these topics. Charlie, you're supposed to produce. Let's go. Niggas is doing shit now. Lead this. I don't even want my water. Wait, is that my water or your water? Mine. You don't touch it. Jesus Christ. I'll pray you haven't. This morning? I'm done. I'm not using my lip gloss. We asked this morning. I woke up the next day in her room and she wasn't there. Where was she? In the living room? She was gone. I'm looking for her. I'm coming back. I'm in the car. I was in the Uber. I headed back. 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Like that shit really reminds me of when Biggie said you look so good. I'll suck on your daddy's. He did say that. That was a fucking Richard. I know it was a bit from Richard Prior. How many of y'all were rapping along to that, though? What's that, what do you call that, what do you call that? That is, that is a... They're women, they identify as women. What flavor sexuality is that? Well, no. They can still be hetero and straight, if they wanna fuck a trans woman, she identifies as a woman. So I know a lot of men who have slept with trans women and still identify as hetero. Got you. Because those women identify as women. That's cool. I really like pose. The wild push. That is amazing. I haven't seen pose yet. That's really good. The wildest shit Big said was, grab your dicks if you love hip-hop. Hip-hop is a woman, no? No. He said grab your dicks if you love hip-hop, rub your titties if you love big pop. Yes. So he said grab your dicks if you love hip-hop, hip-hop, the music brain. So when you love, so that's like the ultimate expression of love, grabbing your dick. Well, if you think about it, back then niggas would be on the block and the pictures grabbing, they did and shit, like that's a... That shit was stupid. Sure. We had no pictures grabbing your dick. No. We have to, not that I remember. But you have that. We have to grow up in a wall. Can y'all find it in the archive? I'm sure you could Google him. I need, I don't... If we're being honest, you can't look back and say to yourself that shit was stupid. Yeah, yeah, but I agree. Grabbing your dick. Not looking back. No. Did you love hip-hop? He didn't say love your dick, he grabbed your dick if you like big pop, he didn't say that. Grab your dick for loving anything is stupid. But it was even around the era what, that's the 90s when they did the, what was it? Suck it in everyone's eyes. No, no, no, no. DX, DX. Do I hate it that? What do you love, Mouse? What's something that you genuinely love? Women. Grab your dick if you love women. I can understand that. See, I ain't where you were going with that. You want me to... Kinda been here before, you want to walk me down that? You heard the shit he did last time? We were fucking whip-chambering? Nigga walk me down the dark corner and left. Nigga was like, so what'd you do? Mouse, what about you? We were like, he's like, I'm not doing that case shit. I'm just saying. Walk me down the dark corner. When dick for loving something sounds, it just sounds crazy to me, especially hip-hop. Like imagine being on stage and telling every nigga in the audience to grab your dick if you love hip-hop and all the niggas is grabbing their dick. He's the thing, if you love me. But if you love big pop, they probably want to do it. I don't know. Some of them mighta. Big pop was hip-hop. He was hip-hop. It just sounds kinda cray. I'm just saying in hindsight, when you think back on that, that was a silly expression of love for something. You know what I'm saying? It was a expression of masculinity. That's toxic masculinity. That is. And it was really bad back then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You couldn't get to ask. It was extremely bad. Grab your dick if you love getting your ass ate. Oh, nobody's got it. Mandy went in her purse. It's actually in my closet, thank you. No, it's sometimes under the damn couch and I walk around thinking it's right under the couch. She put it on the forehead though. Chill. We don't have time for it. She's got my whole ass dick on your forehead. We were drinking. So you had bussy juice on your forehead. Y'all ever grabbed your dicks because you love each other? No, no. I am completely different from her. She's been a... Whoa, bitch. I'm vanilla bean, chill. She got a little bit of bean because she be squirting. How you know she squirts? Cause I gotta change my mattress. Oh, y'all be fucking on each other's mattress? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's in my guest room, but she done let me know, bitch, she might be in another mattress. I'm about to say y'all might need to give them jobs back if y'all change my mattress. Y'all livin' in the fucks up. Y'all livin' fuckin' posts for real. I have a two bedroom. I have a two bedroom. Post is good though? Post is mad good. Really? I love that show. Grab your dick if you love posts. If I had one, I'd grab it. It's in my closet. Why is it so? I've never seen it. I heard it's good. Billy Porter. First of all, Billy Porter is amazing in the show. Like I like shows where even if I support it, not even I learn something where I'm able to relate or connect with something that is 100% not me, nothing that I know about. So watching that show, I was like, my gay homeboy put me onto the show. He was like, you'll watch this. And I'm watching like three, four episodes. And I'm like, oh, nah, I'm, I'm. Because it normalizes that world. And you realize they just people are going through regular shit like everybody else. Exactly. So, and it's a timepiece. So you're seeing what what this community has been through and where they're at today. So you got my support. And it's got a whole bunch of black trans. Yeah. It's a full trans, almost a full trans cast. Yeah, so it got my 100% support. Anything higher in black people, I'm with it. You literally learned from their community. Like there's so many, we know that trans people go through certain things. Now we're seeing that trans women are being killed. We know they're going through their things, but we don't, we didn't see what was going on in the 80s and the 90s. We weren't paying attention to it. It wasn't televised. So we're actually learning what they're going through and why they feel the way they do today. So now we don't have to judge them. So, oh, you're going too hard with it. Cause I hear something like, oh, but you want all these. No, look at what they went through and where they are today. So maybe we can understand it although we're not part of the community. Have y'all seen Euphoria? No, I heard it was good. And I just want to watch it cause I heard like in the first 12 minutes, it's like 30 dicks. So I really want to watch it. So why is my daughter watching this? Oh, your daughter should not be watching it. There's a dicks fall over to play 14. Let me tell you something. My daughter is 11 and I told, I said, I told my wife, I said, I don't like, I don't like the fact that Zendaya and your girlfriend is on. That's why she's watching it. Wrinkle in time. What's her name from Wrinkle in Time? Sky? What's the girl who was on Wrinkle in Time? I don't know who you're talking about. Storm, Storm. I don't know her name, but... I was like, yo, I don't like the fact that they're in this show because it makes my daughter probably think, I should watch this cause they love Zendaya and Zendaya so much. That's why that was cool. But I'm not at the end of the day? I got 12 years old. The first episode is cocaine, Molly, dicks, but older men fucking young girls. Your daughter should not be watching it. Let me cut this teacher something. No, you don't know. You ever seen Kids? Remember the TV show Kids? No. I mean that TV show, the movie Kids? I heard y'all talk about it. This shit is like Kids. I heard y'all talk about it. What year did it come out? Before 96, I got here in 96. I don't know. Okay, I got here in 96. Y'all saw that shit in middle school. From where? Puerto Rico, that's still America. Grab your dick if you love Puerto Rico. I just learned. I got my passport. You don't need a passport from Puerto Rico. Just learn that. Shut up. Just learn that. Didn't know I didn't need my passport from Puerto Rico. For there or Hawaii. And the Bahamas, if you go there by cruise, you also don't need a passport. Anywhere you go by cruise, if you come back to the same port, you don't need it. I got a passport now. You're 14 years watching you for it? Yeah, she just told me, she's like, what's in there? I had no idea. I think you should let her watch it. The first episode of Young Girl. I think if you let her watch it, y'all need to watch it together. That shit be like, No, no, no, no. She's not even watching that shit. No, so here's the thing. My daughter's coming home with a lot of things she's learning in school. This is what I'm saying. Ain't nothing on your forehead ain't learning in school. No, that's not true. That's not true. No way. I walk by her middle school and they're like, damn, I'd fuck and I'm like, you're 12. What the fuck are you talking about? He's a guy. Compliment. You're not saying that to you? No, boys. Little boys. No, so my daughter's here that's in the hallways in middle school. So now she's going to high school. I can only imagine what they already know. Oh, but let's not even talk. She had to take her phone away. Like these kids have Snapchat and they're sending each other things via Snapchat. I actually have Snapchat to talk to my married niggas. So I could only imagine like, what is going on. Just go over, let it go, let it go, let it go. But like she- You fucking a married nigga? No. Niggas. No, but she called her daughter, her 14 year old having a Snapchat. I took the phone away. Why? She took it away. All right, so look. There's no reason to be on Snapchat. You have children as well. I have a 12 year old. I'm going through this right now. Okay. And you have an 11 year old? 11. So if this was me, five years ago I probably would do the same thing. Cause probably a blessing that she's 12 and I'm in the mind for it and I'm in now. I can't penalize her for embracing and engaging with her sexuality. Look at me second. Give me a second. Give me a second. Cause I freaked out. No, I hope not. I don't know. Maybe she might be. I hope she is actually. Is sexuality the word for sex? Like when you're embracing your sexual? Well, when I say sexuality, I just mean it's like being experienced. Okay. She don't listen. So they. Want the fucks. She wants the fucks. I don't even know if she's that. How do you know she wants the fucks? Oh, she's watching porn. Yeah. 12? I caught her on the iPad. She took away, like she went in a, in a like, she was distressed. She found out that her daughter, at four, well, she was 13, was reading sexual erotica. So it was just message boards, but it had like, it had like all of the Disney characters, but they were all fucking like, so it put you in the mindset. I didn't know this existed. I had no idea. And I told her, I was like, girl, when I was younger, and this was like the aim, my space days, I used to go to message boards and read about fucking like B2K and all that shit. Yeah, she got a horrible decision. What the fuck is fucking B2K? But it's just a message board. No, they create these stories. So when I read it, it was like Corey Simpson and all these kids like, April sucking dick and going into a room. Oh, well, back. Crap, this girl said all the numbers. That was good, that was pretty good. But no, so like, it was erotica, but she's reading about sex. I just took my wife's order and take my daughter's order. Yeah, it's bad. You can't, you can't do that right now. You can't talk in conversation. I'm telling you, you know why? Because on the other side of it, right? Like my big mother hit me and was like, she's black and she's like, oh, she's on here talking to boys. Why you say she's black like that? No, she's blacking. Like my big mother called her blacking. We don't have to let people know she's black. She is, she is. You're not Alex, it's okay. Continue. Very true. Very true. You say my name Mouse, not Mousito. Yeah. So, but she was black and she was like, oh, she was talking to boys. Boys is flirting with her, they flirting. That's gonna happen. And I told her, I said, you gotta let that happen. But not the Snapchat part. I don't agree with the Snapchat part. No, well, see, that's the thing. Now Snapchat, social media, I don't let either of my kids have them until they 13. Okay, but here's what you do. So I let mine have it. And you know, you can have multiple IGs on your phone. So she has hers on her phone. I have the logged in on mine. So when she gets a message, I see it first. And I open it and I read it. So that's how she got caught and her phone's been gone for a year. You gotta let it, you gotta let it. How old is your daughter? 14, she just turned 14. She's about to go to high school. I watch you for it and all I say to myself is, I say this, why do I got three daughters? Why do I got three daughters? Why do I got three daughters? I told my wife. I knew what to do, give you. I was a whore, but I don't think I deserve three daughters. And I told my wife, I told my wife, in 2019. And we have anxiety, you know how bad it is? In the 90s, in the 90s, in the 1980s. You remember 1980s, where a nigga would be surprised at daughter whore? No. It's 2019, we could just turn the phone on. I don't know what type of whore she gonna be. Oh, shit. That's the level it can be at. What level would bother you? What level of whore would bother you for it? I saw episode of Euphoria with this little girl, she was supposed to go to a party. This was the wild shit. She told her pop, she was like, I'm going out to a party. The pop was like, all right, whatever, he ain't say nothing, she got on a bike. Why the fuck you gonna let your daughter leave the house on a bike in the middle of the night? She goes to this dude house, this old man. A hotel. That was the only episode I seen in a while. And the old man later on her stomach, and fucked her. For three seconds. For three seconds. He gave her 30 seconds. And she took the dick. My daughter just got to New York right now. She didn't look like she took it. Walk out of here and be like, what the fuck are you doing? We're gonna sit down and have a cup of tea tonight. She about to cuss her daughter out. Listen, what I'm saying. Her daughter is not doing shit in New York. She just gonna say, it's in diet, mommy. It's in diet. Listen, what I'm saying is you can't, we think about when we was kids, you couldn't hide nothing from now. I do agree that there is a certain level of, it's like a right of passage. You got to hide some stuff for your parents. But in this age we're in, we would be doing ourselves and our kids a huge disservice if we tried to parent them with the antiquated ways of our parents. I'm not trying to parent them. Like my parents did me cause I don't even do beatings and all that shit like that. But I'm gonna be scripted as a motherfucker. I'm gonna be micromanaging the fuck and do it with my daughter. You're gonna make it worse. Because, so this is the thing. Think about all the girls that you got to turn it, that you got to rebel against their parents. But I'm me. Not only that. I can understand them falling for me. All of the girls in high school take no niggas out here like me. I know that. There is no cool niggas on Long Island. I know that. But I know these little bum ass 12 year olds are getting in my daughter's head. So the way I'm gonna cut them off, I'm gonna push her over there. Go ahead. Talk to that stupid ass girl. No, that's good because you know what? A child or teenager, whatever the case, when you're told you can't do something, you wanna do it even more. So for all of my friends who could barely even spend the night at my house growing up, Autumn Hose got multiple kids. All of them. They were having kids in high school. We had a daycare at my high school where I went. So, no, literally. I had my 12 year old 17. Like, and that's it. I had 18. Come on, shout out to you. I didn't have the kid, but you know. Have you been in winter all 12 years? I've had custody of her since she was three years old. Oh, wow. Shout out to you. Yeah, so like, there's like, she understands like, there's a certain level of respect, but then you can't, you can't wild out. What the fuck is going on? Are y'all trying to get into that? What the fuck? Y'all trying to get me out of a panic attack? Wait, what happened? Oh, well, all right. Something ain't right, yo. Taylor, you stay fucking shut up, bro. That is no time for you. So, go ahead, what you was saying? What I'm saying is, you got to lean, not so much lean into it. You got to be as open or make your kid feel like you're as open with them as possible. Because this shit is a mental game. If a girl, me growing up, if a girl's dad or mom was mass strict, I knew I had it in. She's going to rebel. No, I see what you're saying. That's like when girls go off to college and they end up being hauls if they was tied down when they was young. But all the girls that was just chilling and might have had one or two boyfriends, those were the ones that grew up in those households where we're looking like, yo, you was allowed to do that? Listen, maybe my wife and my daughter have a different relationship. Me, I'm micromanaging the situation. I'm scripted as fuck. And my daughter, I want all my daughters to be bougie and shit. Honestly, my daughter's 11. She got a passport. She done been mad places. She got expensive tastes. But it was work, man. You see ATL, right? She told me yesterday. Look at Nunu. That's true. Nunu ended up with Anton. My wife told, I mean, my daughter told me yesterday he was coming from Chile in practice. And I was telling her I want her to keep my last name if she ever get married, you know what I'm saying? Whatever, whatever. And she was like, I'm not getting married. Good. We don't even need to continue. That's good, cool. What if, let's fast forward, she's 11. Let's fast forward to her being 22, 23. Oh, that's mercy. Be a virgin in personality, horrible decisions. Y'all shut the fuck up. Says, hey, we have this opportunity for you. We're getting older. We want to keep that brand alive. Oh, that's the eight years from now that hard decision to be played out. So a Caucasian woman. No, Jazz, come over here. Jazz, what's up, baby? Jazz is the real life euphoria. There we go. Oh, wait, what does that mean? Oh, Jesus. Go ahead. Here we go. Here's that mic. Oh, I got to do the portrait. All right, cool. Now I don't believe, I don't believe this bullshit that Taylor's telling me. What's up, what Taylor told you? Let me read that. This what Taylor told me. You from New Orleans? I'm from New Orleans. I heard that, baby. Born and raised. Yeah. Taylor said to me that your mother paid a hotel to let you lose your virginity. What the fuck? Wait, so wait, my mother wasn't the one that rented the hotel. Are you mixed? No, I'm not mixed. I'm fully black. Don't make those white people shit. I should talk about my hair, you know? But no, my mom, so my boyfriend was in jail for eight months. At what age was this? Can we talk about the age? Let's start with the age. OK, the age was 15. He was four months older than me, right? So my boyfriend was in jail. We met. You must see me D-Man. Listen, the first two months, the first two months that we started dating, I did not give him any sex, right? So as you shouldn't. Right, I was 15 years old. I never had lost my virginity. He was trying. He ended up going to jail. He was 16. I was 15. OK. So by the time he got out of jail, I was 16 at this point. But I held him down for about eight months. I would never do it in my adult life. This is teenage life now. So I held him down for about eight months. And I knew, and she knew, that I was going to lose my virginity when he came home. The way we were sending each other letters back and forth, the way I would go upstate to visit him, my friend would drive me all the way up. She knew. She was like, all right, look, I have a sister that's five years older than me. So she kind of already knew the stages of life. So my boyfriend came home. The stages of life. So my boyfriend came home. And his brother actually rented the hotel room. My mom put me on birth control maybe like maybe two months prior. Why? Yeah. Can I ask why? Sure, I'm dead ass serious. And it was the perfect night. I had broke my virginity the most perfect way ever. I had rose petals on the bed. And I was 16. Candles, like the lights were down. Your mom set all this up? No, no. The brother rented the hotel. I set it up. So he met me at the hotel once he got out of jail. Where did your mom come into play? She came into play because she knew I was about to lose my virginity. She put me on birth control. She didn't try and stop it. Exactly. That's what it was. So I feel like I have a special case. I'm going to tell you why. Because I had. I want to have this case. I don't even know how to say this because I can't really compare myself to anybody else childhood. But I literally had to grow up before anybody else. When I was 14 years old, my mom had three, four jobs. We was on our own out there. And when we moved back to New Orleans, we were all living in trailers and hotels. So you got to understand the time period of. Rich Orlando High Irma. I'm stressed. During the time, it was just different. The way our parents was moving with us. I told Taylor to this day, if my daughter ever came up to me and told me anything that I did to my mom, I don't know how I would react. But again, and then my mom. I think that helped you or hurt you growing up. Oh, good question. So my boyfriend was the only guy was with all the way up to the day he died. And it's good. Deep. What year was this? This was 2009. Let's get the day. I'm terrible at math. How old were you in 15? 2015. How old were you when you lost your virginity? I was 15. So I was about 06, 07. OK. So you were like three years later. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so he was the only guy I was ever with. He was my only boyfriend still to this day. And I just think it was like one of those teenage love is special. It was special. So if he was still alive, y'all might still be together? No, we wouldn't. Why not? Because the day after, no, no, no, no. The day he died, I got a phone call from this girl. And she told me what happened to my baby daddy. I was 18 years old. That was the first phone call I picked up. It was 50 calls I had that was missed. And the first one I picked up was the girl saying, what happened to my baby daddy? And I was like, baby daddy. He didn't get time to tell you about her. He didn't have time to tell me about her. What if it wasn't his baby? Big word is born. It ain't his baby. It isn't his baby. See what I'm saying? But, so you would have been with him. But, you know, I would have left him because he knew that shit was out that a girl was pregnant for 10 months and the baby was six months. You were pregnant for 10 months? 40 weeks. Well, you have to be pregnant for 40 weeks. I'm not lying. It was nine months, right? So why did he lie to nine months? Most women don't go all the way to 40 weeks. Oh, OK, gotcha. Yeah. So, yeah, I have an interesting little story, man. But yeah, so. All right. How does your mama feel about this right now? How does she feel about putting you on birth control at 15? You are so crazy. Can I be honest with you? How many sisters you got? Can I ask you how you are now, but you're not? How did this shape you? Later on. Well, Charlemagne, I have anxiety, like, crazy. I have the worst anxiety, I think, ever. I did the ketamine treatment and everything for my anxiety. But to go back to your question, my mom, my mom and me best friends, my mom had me at 40. I have an older mother. So she's 68 right now. And being older, she was cooler? She was cool with it. That's amazing. I like that. I mean, I guess that's kind of wise. If you're 50-something-years-old to put your daughter on birth control, because you already know she's going to be fucking anyway. And I was honest with her. I wasn't saying, look, mama, go out here and be sitting on mad penises. No. I was like, this guy, I really love him. She saw the whole eight-month span of me talking to her. I like that. But that's a conversation. Just like you said, if you know what's going to happen and you have three daughters, I think, instead of punishing them for exploring, like, you know what's going to happen. Both of y'all were young. We were all teenagers at one point. Niggas was, like, sucking titties behind the gym in middle school. Fuck all that. I mean, it happened. I don't want to picture my daughter. But you don't have to picture it, but you know what's happened. So to not blind yourself from this, and thank you for your story, I love that you even had a mom that was willing to just be, like, I know it's going to happen. And I think a lot of parents now just shield themselves from reality. What you can't do, and this is what I hate, what you can't do in this day and age, you can't scream on one hand, women's rights, black women's rights, support black women, but then restrict your kids, your daughters, from doing the same. And then complain about how you were raised. Agreed. I had those conversations. I had those conversations, so that's all right. And them looking. Can I say this though, I had a friend. Her parents, sorry. Her parents were so strict on her. Like, she could not leave the house at all. She used to sneak out the window. And I'm not trying to... God forbid, sorry if you're hearing this. She was way wilder than me. She got arrested for smoking marijuana, sitting on a couple penises, and I was still with my one boyfriend safe at home. So I felt like my mom felt as if, if I know where my daughter's at, and I know what she's doing, I rather me know than her being out there and me not know, and then she get caught up in something way bigger. A lot of my anxiety of being a father does not come from the fact. I know, I've fully accepted the fact that my daughter's going to suck dick one day. All right. That's just, it's gonna happen. Every woman that I've ever been with has been somebody's daughter. I understand that. My anxiety comes from, like, somebody doing harm to her. You know what I'm saying? Yes, it ain't about this. It ain't about the stick. I'm talking about, like, I don't like her going to other people's houses like that. I don't know what the fuck they got going on over there. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't, I don't just drop her off places. I don't do shit like that. So that's where my anxiety comes from. They're still sane. I'm still super overprotective. Where you at? Boom. Turn it, like, all of that. But I am, and it's a, it's a struggle. I don't want anybody thinking like, oh, that was good. I'm still working through it, but it's a lot easier to work through it when everybody else, my mom, her mother, that whole side of the family, real antiquated. Like, they're still acting like it's 1995. That's not a sitcom. That I would, my daughter is going to be the woman she's gonna be a lot longer than she's this child right now. So if I can help her find her way now, instead of having to go through that period where she feels nobody's there for her. I like that. I much rather that, because she's gonna save, especially with my daughter. You feel what I'm saying? Like, as you can tell, like, I don't gotta go too deep. I don't have custody of her since she was three. That don't happen in New York. So you could- Or for a lot of men in any state. Anywhere. So that already lets you know there was some fucked up. I'm not going, everything I'm doing with her is going to be to combat her having to deal with any extra bullshit that's gonna come from that other side of her. You wanna be her real friend. Like, that's the- Like, you don't want somebody manipulating your child when they're young. Exactly. Because all she's doing is talking to a bunch of motherfuckers and don't know shit just like her. So if you can come to your dad, your dad, like, think about the levels in the layers of bullshit that we're breaking right now. Right? Mad women, that's my age, felt like they can't talk to your dad. Or, like Jad just said, or a lot of our homegirls, they didn't have dad girls. You got a dad that's- Why you gotta be homegirls? Why you just couldn't say girls? Why you had to say homegirls? Well, I'm speaking about the women within my proximity. The reinforcement and negative stereotype that black men are not in the household for their daughters. I mean, mine wasn't. I said homegirls because that's who I know. I don't know every girl's story. Oh, okay, okay. To the most black women you know. You're not, you're not walking. I said homegirls. Hold on, most black women you know. I said homegirls. Hold on. I'm prepared, I'm fully prepared today. The student is watching the teacher and he's ready. So, most black women you know don't have fathers? I wouldn't say most. I think that's an egregious number. Or, that's egregious acclaim. We don't know much. I know a lot of women, a lot of black women did not have the father-in-law. Let's pull the rule. I'm not reinforcing that. Tell me you got dad girls. One, two, three, four, five, six. I have a dad. Daddy's girl. Mary, too. I got child support, but he didn't grow up in the household. So, that's one. Well, it's a half because she's half. Did you grow up with your dad? You, no. Jesus. My father was killed when I was six. I'm a daddy's girl. So, there's two out of six. Seven, six. It's not a stereotype if it's true, but we breaking that cycle. This is just one room, too. It's also not stereotype. That wasn't a me being stereotypical. It was just, that is just something that was. I have a lot of homegirls who grew up without a dad. Or a dad that was present but not present. You know what I'm saying? So, if I can fight that with my kids, with my two daughters that's here now and my kids that's to come, I'm gonna do everything in my power because then all of this shit I'm working for don't mean nothing. I think it makes a difference. I've seen myself who I was so close to my dad and I've had friends who didn't have their dad. And there is a difference in growing up. You respect who you are a little bit more. I'm like, it's not necessarily respecting. It's just like, you have a dad to go to. And it's that when guys are telling you certain things, you're like, but my dad does that. I remember me saying, my dad can get me that. I can go to my daddy. That's what I mean when I say I'm a spoiled mother. Like I hug my daughter the other day, tell them I love them. I tell them I'm beautiful. I think they are. I think that's good that you do that. Like ain't no man gonna be able to give them what I give them and they won't have their own. You will always be like men had to compete with what my dad was giving me. But there's a part of that. Still, even after he passed away, it's like, my daddy did it for me. What are you showing me? But there's a part of that that is very self-serving. And there's a part of that that we as men don't wanna address that. Sometimes these humans are humans. And no matter what we do, they're gonna feel how they're gonna feel. What else do you want me to do? I've accepted the fact they're gonna suck dick. No, I'm not talking about that. I don't wanna think about my daughter's suck dick. I don't want to think about the daughter's suck dick. I don't want to think about daughters and dicks. I wanna remove the thought of daughters and dicks from this room for a moment. I'm just saying as humans, right? Because I don't know if y'all seen on Twitter, like I was in my home, like it was a month ago, I was in my home girls up. Scotty, everybody shout to Scotty. I appreciate you. Shout out to her beautiful. Shout out to her beautiful. Because they hit me and was like, yo bring her to me. Like we'll chop it up. So my daughter, my daughter is, she's real life skinned. She's part Puerto Rican, right? So she's, my first big mother is Puerto Rican. How many big mommas you got? I got two. Okay. But the mother of my youngest takes care of both of them. Because like I said, I've had custody of her since she was three. The black woman. There you go, the black woman. They always helping. They always there. They always there when you need it. So she's in Long Island, which is super segregated and racist. So she's literally going through it where she's not black enough for her black friends, not Spanish enough to hang with the Spanish friends. That was me. Right? So, but you're black and white. Black and white? I had the same problem. No, I had that problem like big time. But what I'm saying is she's dealing with that at 12. So I went through her iPad, just normal shit. I just happened to go through it. I'm like, yo, like it's her home girl and her little home girl is like, Mooc, don't do nothing to yourself. I love you. You're beautiful. So I got to ask. I'm like, yo, what's going on? Oh, wow. And then she had to tell me like, I don't feel as pretty as my friends. I don't feel like accepted. And just like you said, yo, I get you every pair of clothes you want. I tell you, beautiful. I hug you. She is still a person going through her own unique experience. All we can do is just be there. As long as we're there and creating an atmosphere where we're here to talk, but don't, but don't do that where we're like, because I had to stop myself. I was like, yo, but I had to realize it's not about me. It is not about me. And that's why I hate Scotty. I hate Chloe. And I was like, I trust y'all. I need y'all to talk to do something because there's just something about a parent that is very familiar to a kid. And when they're in those situations, they don't want to disappoint us. They don't, or they might just not want us to see them in that light. Shout out to you because some people don't realize that we, we need our mothers. But at the same time, girls need their dads. It is imperative that we have our dads in our life to tell us that they love us, that we're beautiful, to give us that reinforcement that we don't get anywhere else. And sometimes it might come from an uncle. And that's cool. Cause my daughter gets it from her uncle and from my dad in a very early age, but there's nothing like your father. And that's why I keep, I encourage, I want all my daughters to think they better than every fucking body. Okay, they shit don't stink. I want them to look down upon people. I like that. I agree with that. I mean, I remember. I want my, I want them to look down upon people. I wish you to remember. That Nunu was in Uncle Charles basement. Nunu didn't have that relationship with her daddy. Yes he did. No, not like that. He was mean. He was mean. He was rebelling. He was mean to her. He wasn't like, like, I'm, I'm, I'm cool dad, but I'm still like strict with it. You know what I'm saying? Like I know, I know how to give my daughter just enough. And everything I give my daughter is rooted in blackness, meaning that their names are, are, are Arabic, African. You know what I'm saying? Like the power comes from, you know, that, not the fact that you just bedded in everybody because of what you may have in your life, but because of your blackness. That's what makes you bedded in everybody. That's why I say don't let the little white kids touch your motherfucking head. That's your crown. I can't stand that shit. And my, my youngest got a whole bunch of white friends. I'm like, I don't, don't let them be touching their head. I just have my daughter in a black school for high school. She's been in the performing arts always with white kids. That's the name, but I just put her into the high school she went to. I let my daughters watch anything black. You know what I'm saying? From the hate you give. Like my daughter got a book bag. I can do anything with a little black girl on it. When brown skin girl came on, I put that on and let like a like death. Your power is coming from who you are. Your culture. The way God made you. Yes. That's where your power stems from. That's why you bedded in everybody. Not because of what you have or anything like that, but because of who you are. I think you keep them in that mindset. Everything will be a-okay. And don't let them watch fucking euphoria. Let the girl watch euphoria. I'm gonna, I'm gonna see how many episodes she said. Here goes, think about it like this. If you watch two, you're gonna watch one too many. Nothing on television is worse than what they're seeing in a real life. Trust me, you're right. Because I see it in the hallways of that school. I'm extremely involved in that school. And if you say don't watch euphoria, guess what she's gonna watch. She's gonna watch it. She's gonna watch the extended scene. I'm gonna go watch it so we can talk about it. So I'm gonna go watch it now so I can talk about it with her. You don't know what euphoria is about. I'm too late. Yeah, I wouldn't say that. Euphoria is about shit that I don't understand. Yeah, just let her have it. I'm being honest. I'm like, I wasn't doing none of this shit. I never did Coke. I never was on the Mollies and none of that shit. Oh, I used to sell them shit. Mollies? Yeah, when I was in Miami, I left bartending and... To become a drug deal? I mean, I... So, I only bought like one, like, yeah. Yeah, one pack. And then it got serious. Like the white boy wanted me to sell his. I was like, no, I ain't gonna sell yours. We both went half on it. Like I'm not gonna get into my drug dealing story. But yeah, and then... So Niggas used to ask for you? What? Yo, yo, what big shit, yo? Yo, so when they came to Patru Dan, I used to put it in your rose. No, well, I... I'm not fucking with y'all. I'm not fucking with y'all. Frank, you didn't have a rose. I didn't have a rose. That's the fuck she did. I had a rose, friend. You used one big circle? Yeah, I was a globe. It was tight. You know what? They look hefty and just like... No, she was. She was a globe. Yeah. Yeah, I was solid. You were solid. I was solid. So when'd you stop selling drugs, Mandy? This was in what, 2012, right before I moved up here? I've learned a lot about y'all today. Hard boiled dicks and Molly. Did y'all see the Lion King? No, I haven't. I'ma see it tonight. Oh, nobody saw it? No, nobody saw it. I mean, but I seen the original. I did see the original, right? They changed something. I mean, it don't have the soul of the original, but I don't want to put that negative in y'all. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I don't want that negative in y'all. I haven't seen this shit. I mean, well, I thought there was going to be more soul in it. No, it's in them. No. All the soul is in the Beyoncé album, the gift. That's what we sold it. But it's in... Really? It's a real time... So you don't feel it when Scarlet let's him go? You don't even cry. I cry. You didn't cry? No. It lacks all of that. You weren't going to do it because it was a real... It's CGI. You didn't do it at all. It takes all the... You didn't watch the original? No. I cried. I still cried during the culture. Every time I watched the notebook, I cried. The story is already... I laugh when Scar... You laugh? When you laugh? I've always liked the back. You're a serial killer. The bad guy, especially in Disney movies, are always the best characters. And we never get their backstory. It's always... I didn't like Scar cause Scar was a lame bad guy. Scar was a bad guy that made things worse. I like people like Nino Brown or... Scar was Nino Brown. When Scar got in power, shit went left. When Nino hit his peak, shit went left. Shit went left with Nino when his crew around him started fucking up. When G Money started fucking up. So the hyenas ain't fucked up? Nino took crew? See, and then Nino got hot. So Nino couldn't move the way he was moving before. Problematic. You know what I'm saying? Like, when Nino got hot, I liked Thanos. Thanos had a great plan. Thanos is a great... He's one of the great... Thanos is a great villain. Joker, the greatest villain in all of history. I like this joke. Thanos the illest one though. Nah, he... I'm gonna tell you why. Cause right now, if we could wipe off... We really do need to wipe off about half of these motherfuckers on this planet. A side we could get rid of about... Thanos didn't do it the right way though. He was supposed to take out all the white people. A couple. Leave a few. Leave a few. You can leave Chris Murrow. He's not white. Chris, what are you? He said I'm the great white Asian and Jewish. He is Asian. Chris is Asian. Chris is Asian. Just leave a few. Wait a minute. And that's one side of the globe. So if he took out some of the white people, so would Mandy just be walking around half? Or would you have to bur... She just lost weight. She'd be looking just the way she is now. She's just Mandy with the white person faded away in her. Or would there have to be like... Or like Mandy and Weezy would like... We look at like conjoined twins. Would they just be together? You a-shit. Listen, we gotta get rid of some of these niggas too. Please. I agree. I'm telling you a lot. Alex would have to go. Alex, you might have to go, bro. Just a little bit. Damn. But I think that... You know who else was ill? Killmonger was ill. In the comic books. Michael B's Jordan's Killmonger. B's Jordan's Killmonger was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Really? Terrible. Why you think that? He was trying to... It wasn't a natural... Everybody else's performance in that movie was so natural. He felt forced. You like Forze Whitaker's accent? I thought that was the worst thing in the movie. I'm not from Africa. So I don't know the difference. Yeah, I didn't know either. At an accent. So maybe after I go to Africa and come back, cause I got a passport now. Maybe I'll have a different outlook. But I didn't know no different. Okay. I was like, oh, okay. I guess that's how it was handled. But he wasn't hood enough. Like what part of his character did you not... It just wasn't believable. Like, hey, auntie. Hey, auntie. Like what the fuck? It sounded like it was working. I liked the idea of what he was trying to do though. I like the idea. Just letting more content know. Y'all the most powerful nation in the world. Y'all can help so many black people around the country, around the world. That's what y'all should be doing. I like that idea. I like the idea of that. I like the idea of Killmonger. I get what you're saying about his acting though. The acting, the portrayal of it wasn't good. Like I said, Killmonger in the comic books. Another fire villain. It was. What we all got to realize is the only time Michael B. Jordan looks natural is when he's around white women. So what we need to do, like, of course he's going to be uncomfortable on black men. You know what I'm saying? That's why Creed was so weird. Yes. Seeing him with a black woman all white all the way in. But then there was that movie he was in, he was in with Zac Efron. I was like, I like this movie because he was dating a white woman. That's why I gotta give him a chin. You look at Michael on his Instagram. No, I'm going to tell you the best acting job he ever did. What's that video where he's with that white girl doing push-ups, white girl in the green dress? That was fire. You've never seen him look that natural. That was fire. He never looked more comfortable in that camera. Never looked more comfortable. He's a great actor. It's just that I don't feel like. You gotta put him in the right setting. You gotta put him in the right setting. So his white people. That's it. That's all. Okay, I got you. He's Carlton. That's it. He's Carlton. He's 2019 Carlton. Okay, I can dig that. That's it. That's it. I mean, the movie about Oscar Grant? Too Black. Yeah, that was real Black. I didn't buy him as Oscar. The movie in the story carried it more than his. 100 percent. He didn't feel comfortable. He was young and he was around too many Black women in that movie. His mother wasn't white. That's what I'm saying. Wait till y'all see him play a role when he got a white leading lady. We all go white before it's gonna be good. That's how good Mike will be Jordan. He won't be in that mother fucking movie. So what Black person could he portray that you think would be good? What Black person he could portray that would be good. Somebody that's mixed? No. No, somebody that's true. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Something like that. When that happens. Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods. Michael B. Jordan would fucking kill you. Tiger Woods. That's your role. That's your role. Yo, that's your role. Yo, y'all listen to us. That's your role. We need a royalty on that. That's it. I don't even want the royalty. I care about the community. I care about the culture. I think that story needs to be told. Let's do it. Let's start the Patreon. Michael B. Jordan is Tiger Woods. Yes. Yeah. I would watch that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would watch that and I know he'd kill. He'll kill it, man. I promise you. The next time when we finally see Michael in a role, and he's playing opposite a white woman, it's going to be the greatest acting role of his life. You have a great point because Cuba, the damn goodest, OJ. OJ. He did great. I was like, how the fuck, first of all, how did you do this? And then I realized, white woman. That is true, because he had a lot of stiffness in boys in the hood. Nia, Nia was not doing it for him. No, bro. The thing about it, the scene that everybody makes fun of him, punching the air, nobody believed that. No. I'm going to tell you why that was the best scene, because he was like, fuck, I got to lay with this white, this black girl, before the movie's over, they're going to make me act like I'm sleeping with her. That's why that shit was the best fucking shit. Radio. Radio. Oh, radio was done. Radio was good. That was all radio. Oh, it was good. You didn't miss anything. That was with Sandra Bullock? No, it's when he was retarded. That's when he was retarded. This is our word. You can't say that. You've been talking about fucking people in the ass. Why didn't you say the whole word? Because apparently I'm the problematic one, so I'm trying to try to clean up a little bit. It's a word for it now, but I can't remember what it is. Mental retardation. So what do you retarded? No, it's something else. Mentally just funk to something. I don't remember what it is. Disabled? Out of order. I don't know. White. Out of order. I'm going white. There's something. I'm dead. Listen, man, give me y'all twitters and stuff. Oh, go ahead. Oh, I'll start it off. Full quote, full quote. Yeah, full quote. Not plump. Fuck y'all. Y'all can find me on all social platforms. That's Twitter, YouTube, and Instagram at full court pumps. You can also check out my podcast. It's Every Monday. We drop horrible decisions. That's spelled W-H-O-R-E. So type in horror. We pop up and that's horrible decisions. Check me and my co-host Weezy every Monday. Talking about a little bit of the things we talked about today on today's show. Then we got some episodes with mouths that you could check out where you could hear the thieving story. Emphasis on co-hosts. She doesn't want y'all to get confused with friend. You suck at it, bro. Block it out. Block it out. We are going to be editing this episode, God damn. But no, check us out. We do have some episodes with mouths. And his co-hosts, the Kelly and Michelle, who wasn't able to make it today. So go ahead and shut your shit out. That's crazy that Mack Wilds is Kelly and he got all the mac and roll. It's not podcasting, baby. When it comes to talking in front of these mic folks, I'm the answer. Yeah, that nigga shut him down because you can't talk when they came on our show. He didn't say nothing. He was mute. I'm just saying. That nigga said I got to listen to him. He really bowed down to mouse on our show. He did. Bow down is the wrong thing. Deferred. Deferred. He didn't, Michelle moved there. It was definitely beyond saying Michelle. He said, bitch, stop talking. Get to the back. It's my show. Damn. That's what he did to Mack. That did not happen. But in these situations where Mack was new to broadcasting and podcasting and his media stuff, he deferred to me because in this instant. He didn't deferred. He didn't shut up. I didn't do that. What would make Mack want to do a podcast if you don't talk? No, it's not that he's not good. He was new to it. Like guys next door came about because like most people say podcasts come about like these conversations we were having, but we would have them in like open spaces and like we'd be in Dumberhouse having these conversations. Now everybody want to come over and listen to it. It was just, it just made sense. It was like, all right. Well, the people anchor gave us the opportunity. It was like, it makes man sense. Like why, why wouldn't we do it? He's not scared to like talk. No, and that's the best part about him. That's why I wish he would have, thanks Taylor. I wish he would have been here today because he's not scared to talk about. And that is, I think when people think like that, like most of his fans like, oh, we'll never get the real. No, he's out there to give me real instances in his life. He's talking how you would not expect someone who's on 90210 and all these platforms to speak. Yeah. So it was really good. Give me your Twitter. You can find me mouse underscore Jones on Twitter, Instagram. Guys next door every Monday. That's why your numbers ain't like mine, but it's cool. It'll get there. No, guys next door numbers are cooking, but it's all right. But yeah, I used to have a podcast on live speaking network. I don't know what happened. What happened? I don't know you guys. Chris must have known the end of the show was coming. He went out the room. So I don't know what happened there. But shout out to the team. Yeah. And then trap karaoke. It was it was it was it was it was trap karaoke.com. Best show on earth. See when we come to your city next. Carla all platforms, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube at Carla will mayors and you can find me on one half of shit. I'm 30 podcast every Tuesday that comes out. Now I'm doing podcast consultation. I've been doing them now for about six months. So people want to start podcasting. They're like, Oh, it's over saturated. It's not just put your content out there. See where it goes. If you have a business, just put it out. And most people don't know where to start. If the ship flop, nobody heard it anyway. That's all I said. That's all I said. You can get it. It's not expensive to start one, so just hit me up and we'll do that one-on-one console and we'll get it just going for you. Come here, Jazzy, baby. Give me your Twitter, baby. And your Instagram, baby. So my Instagram, my Twitter, and my YouTube is JazzyTV that's J-A-H-Z-E-T-V. I gotta have Jazzy here and just talk to Jazzy. Jazzy, that's wild shit going on. And her story. I like it. And then her accent, I can listen to that all day. Don't try to fuck Jazzy, okay? Calm down. I don't sit here and try to fuck off on everybody. Calm down. She's got a hard-boiled dick with you. I just had that. I'm going to talk. Come on, y'all know where to catch Charlamagne. She's stopping his fuck, so be careful. You will know. You will know what Mandy wants you. I don't even know what to say right now. Fat PSD, PTSD, and hard-boiled dick. Am I fat? No! You'll know what Mandy wants you. She makes it very known. Really? Yeah, she is aggressive as fuck. Has she ever taken you? Probably about seven years ago. Yeah, I'll try and then if I don't get a bite, then all right, next. Why you want to bite the cliché? She's fat, you want to get a bite, you want to bite. Nah, nah, I'll take a bite, like, I'll test the water. She gets the hint after about three years. What's the aggressiveness? The aggressiveness, she'll just grab you. Oh, I'm going to do you, are you so fine? Girl, you're so fine. I'll let you know you're fine. Like, she's sexually harassed a man the other day at the Nas. I did. We went to the Nas album release party. I just let him know he's beautiful. Nas? She let him know he's beautiful. She walked by him and grabbed his hand. You're so beautiful. First off, he approached me first. I just let him know after the hint. Nasir? Like, as in Nasir Jones? As in Nasir Jones, yeah. Grabby Dick, if you love Nas. I did not try to fuck Nasir Jones. I was about to say, because that would be right up his alley. Yeah, that's terrible, baby mothers. I cannot hit you. Do you hear this? Do you hear this? Like, that should be a great mother if she was one. He'd be a terrible, baby mother. She'd be a good mother, right there. Listen, if Nas thought she was attractive, that means she'd be a baby mother, she'd love to talk to him. Ah, Khalil's beautiful and, um, and Carmen is both pretty. They're beautiful, but terrible, terrible, baby mothers. I would never be a terrible mother. Carmen, all I'm gonna say is me and the boy are gonna be more common than me. Yeah, I read her book. How was it? I didn't like it. I mean, you know what it was? She's the original April Jones. I don't know who that is. Omarion's baby mother. Omarion and Lopez. See, she was patting her pussy on Instagram. I didn't see, I didn't see nothing wrong with what she did. I mean, she was fucking. You know, she's not wrong with her fucking. I actually liked what she was saying, because she was saying, yo, this man deserves the pussy. Like, that's what it should be. You should be giving it to guys who deserve it. It don't matter. If he's like, you're a baby father's friend, but like they co-workers, essentially. It's too close. If he's worthy of the pussy, he's worthy of the pussy. I mean, who's to tell her who's worthy of it? Absolutely. Okay. Her baby father. And clearly Omarion and dude got some type of understanding. No, what that means is Fizz when he was growing up must have beat his ass. Like this nigga's right now that, like there's this nigga, Tomahawk, he fucked me up as a kid. I lost two fights growing up and he was the worst. Like the nigga hit me so hard, the rumor around school for a month was that he put me in a garbage can. I said, no, I put myself in a garbage can because I was trying to dodge the next hit. Yeah. And you found it? If I see that nigga ever again, it's gonna be so much calmness. Bro, how are you? And we don't know if Omarion and Fizz really people's like that. They might just be in a group together. Fizz beat him up and Omarion knows there's nothing he could do with him. So he's gotta take it. But you gotta listen to how you're on stage, like grinding and doing the whole dance moves. And you just look over there. You just look over there. That's what you're doing in the first time they have slept with the same person. No way, it's not. But that's your baby mama. Oh, Christo's allegedly. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. So they've been Eskimo brothers. That's what I'm saying. Right, right, right. That's all it is, like come on, guys. Okay, so no wonder, no wonder they're cool now because like, we should. Come on. Don't comment on that again. Allegedly. Allegedly. That's the rumor. I'm just saying if you, you know, that's the rumor. Allegedly, she slept with Fizz, so allegedly. No, she probably made it, like, clear. One big happy family. As long as they can do it. I mean, Alicia Keys and them do it. What'd they do? They have a blended family. Yeah, but that don't mean they fucked. Yeah, but Michonda and Alicia Keys weren't friends. They weren't co-workers. The B and B2K doesn't stand for blending. All right? I think maybe they can just do it. They're adults now, you know? Aye, nah. Well, you was like that. Somebody needs a yama. Hmm, okay, guys. As always, if you listen to the podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. If you listen to this podcast, and you think we're just a couple idiots that don't know shit, you're right too. It's the Brilliant Edits Podcast. Thank you for listening.