PICK UP LINES (Offensive Jokes)




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Published on Jul 7, 2012

Pick up lines are rarely successful and often received simply as offensive jokes. Maybe you have awesome pick up lines, but let's face it, most pick up lines are just bad. Some of the dumbest, most offensive pick up lines I could find... LOL.

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My favorite pickup line; "Hey, did you fall from heaven? Because you look like the devil."
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Beanie Is Monsta X Trash
Best pickup line: Buy a bunch of limes. Drop them in front of a person of your choice. Clumsily pick them up and keep dropping them until they help you. Say: "Sorry, I'm really bad at pickup limes."
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Marcus Ray
+Suga Hyung Legit.
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Sarah Beasley
Here's a fun conversation.. Them: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Me: No but I scraped my knee crawling out of the depths of hell.
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Lizzy Marie
+Madame Raven me  2
Eli The Bean
I used that response constantly
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Alina Schneider
Did it hurt? What? When you broke through the earths crust ascending from hell
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Elsie: Party Mermaid
Alina Schneider I would date whoever said that to me
cakke popp
No, I Just Sprained My Ankle.
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Do you like Pizza? because I wanna pizza that ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Squishy 4 Life
I don't really get it
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"Can I buy you a drink? This one's on me, and hopefully later tonight I can be on you." - My friend Kevin, 2016
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Yuri Plazetski
ponyboy420 oh oh oh damn dude i get it but thats just wrong
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Clown Kid
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satin.
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Ya, it was an evil fabric.
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause you're the only Ten I See! .......shit
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Aqua Chan
at least you tried XD
Sso Llama
+Dan&phil Forever Oh.
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Monica Guinto
My fav pick up line Are you from a band Because if you are I'm going to obsess over you And stalk you....fuck me please
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Let's See Just How Long A YouTube Username Can Get, Shall We?
+Monica Guinto AHAHAHAHA I just got yelled at for laughing so hard.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck with pick-up lines, So show me your boobs.
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Boltsy look at his profile pic after reading
Amy Anna Minze
+Avril's Auntie that's funny 
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