 See these kids right the whole length of Central Avenue They were right in the center. They would not move They would not move at all those three kids right in the center of the road. I Don't know if you caught it in time Unbelievable today's youth today's youth raised By younger generation parents. I wish I were to took the video From the very beginning of the street of the main road It's incredible. They would not budge from the center of the road. I am on my way To meet up with and have coffee with commercial voiceover specialist William H. Morrill the third it is a hot Tuesday afternoon Enjoying some Genesee cream ale Okay, a 140 year old brewery Excellent for dollars and forty nine cents for a six pack only probably the very best Bargain Bang for the buck high quality In the beer industry I consider these products craft beer Because I've looked at their website Excellent very fascinating products. Yes, they are craft beer in my opinion You beer snobs that disagree well to hell with you But the point I want to make about those three kids those three young lads on Bicycles riding the center of Central Avenue is that I must have been blowing my horn Over five minutes straight and they were ignoring my Car horn, they would not pull over that's the point. I wanted to make that I should have Earlier, I will join William H. Morrill the third for coffee Commercial voiceover specialists and former second-string NFL quarterback The probably the strongest arm in the business strongest throwing arm along with my trusty copper Divining rods for a little mysticism Hey, right. Oh Oh, you see how she was like going off on a tangent something's wrong with that. It's broken. That's a cheap four dollars It's four dollars. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. That was that was the month I told you what I got home. I asked my amyler verified everything. That was I call that maniacal Monday Madness Sonic That was literally Mania like like when somebody's like has an obsession and they go on We don't even know if her story is true, I know I can't believe you think she says I would have been here earlier Except for the fact that three young boys on bicycles refused. They were riding the center of Central Avenue It took me five minutes of horn honking to get them to actually pull over and let me go by They there's they were and then he gave me the finger when I made my turn It's like hey, man, you're not supposed to ride the center of a major Yeah, he's in the same spot. He was last time he's way back there Oh He's putting it. How's he putting a winter coat on? He's got a hood What is he just? Oh? What is he chilly? I should have brought whiskey, but I Because I was a little shook it up by when I broke it No, it was there was less space to for the core to hang on to it Divining rods Divining rods. It'd be a yard. Oh, yeah, oh Oh foot away that long All right, let's as long as it well. I read it has to be down a little for gravity divining rods Is Joseph? the Asian gentleman the scientist Is he does he have psychological issues like Eileen? I mean, it's the warm one once it warms up All right, I'll consider that I can sit I'll consider that a definitely yes Yeah, but I feel the hand feel is comfortable when I do Okay Oh, you might have to cut like a half inch off your straws. No, I know. All right Davining the beanie Danny DeVito, right? Divining rods Would you like me to ask any football question football question? Yeah, like I was asked by the football and baseball My friend Billy Has there ever been an arm like this? In football or baseball has there ever been a throwing arm like William H. Morrow? You know, I have a feeling I have a feeling it's gonna yeah, you're right. Thank you. Yeah. No. Yeah, you has there let me try it again In football and baseball has there ever been a throwing arm like like William H. Morrow the third But I know what it's going insane. Yeah, it's going towards. No, I know once it warms up it was faster Well, there you go. No, no, no. Yeah, look at that. I try like do you need to warm up ever? Do you hold on do you need to warm up ever? Probably probably a yes is a yes and a no is a no I like when it goes I like when it whips like when it goes like It does no answer is no it does not need to thank you though. Thank you divining rods for your divine wisdom I just say thank you Embellish you don't go crazy. Thank you. Okay. Thank you getting back to our getting back to the maniacal monday madness is is Does Eileen know what she's doing when she changes her story? Or in other words, is it deliberate? Or is she a chronic liar? Yes. Is she a chronic pathological liar? Maybe she's just stuck right in nuts Okay, it's saying no Divining rods or I leave stories true Are Eileen's stories? In in general true Oh man, no, how about that? Narrow at that something along the line of look at that. No, holy mac. So is she imagining things? Look at this. So that's different. She's giving that's different than lying You have imagination Oh, it's it's like if a child has an imaginary friend or skits Yeah, now, um, here. Hey, here's a question Divining rods I know Um when donald trump Was attacking late night talk show comedians like jimmy fowler and jimmy kimmel Is he is that a sign of his mental instability? Which which he did recently? Oh, so it's probably a malicious Is donald trump Mentally unstable Oh, okay. There you go Is donald trump mentally unstable as opposed to being deliberately wicked? Like alan leiden used to say the password is you would have been better at saying the password is but So, oh, we're gonna know No, so he's I guess he's he's Ah So what so does this mean donald trump is very deliberate? in what he says There's a method to it a little bugger's calculating He's calculating. He knows what he's doing. Holy crap. Look at that. Whoo He's got he's called. He's calculating I could feel some kind of tingling energy now now that's really um so Is his ego really that fragile that he has to attack anyone who criticizes him or make or makes a joke Damn It's okay for ones to do it Well, it's it it came together. I mean, I don't know why I don't You know, it's a mystery. Oh, that's a mystery of the divining rods. I as long as it comes together It's just that, you know, I I read so much about the vining dowsing and the vining rods and I just like to have it You know, um Because those This is what those guys do. They satire. They're comedians. He shouldn't really take such offense to it Jimmy Fallon jimmy kimmel I don't know what jimmy kimmel did No, he went off on cnn. They were doing the whole thing trump is going going off on every one of them No, yeah, the only one I saw was found No, they did another another one wolf blitzer wolf blitzer. No, he's a journalist No, he showed trump talking about In one of his rallies about all the late night comedians Well, now and now he's off on kimmel too for why I guess he doesn't like people joking about him. But kimmel, what did you say anything about them? They all well, they all knew but and this whole thing is what a hair thing I don't know who I don't get who really doesn't say anything about hair Yeah, he was justifying Something about him Immigration, but I don't know he's got the travel ban. Anyway, it's our friend tiny He's real name is anthony distafato Has he passed away? Oh, is anthony a d stefano otherwise known as tiny our friend. Is he deceased? Has he passed away? Yes, Jimmy the other day it said no remember Remember, so my landlord is right who was used to be the mayor of satterbrook my landlord So he said no That's gonna get are you sure are you positive that our friend tiny anthony a distafano is Dead has is dead has died We're sorry about that Yeah, obituary Yeah, mr. Joseph there, man. He don't he doesn't even he's not even acknowledging Maybe because we're too direct and honest with him You don't want to you don't want to hear the truth. Let me drink some coffee. Oh my god, excuse me, sir Oh, oh, there you go. Thank you Oh I I couldn't I couldn't get over how those kids just won't get out of the center of the road Love like like he's uh ready for the expedition to the arctic circle Unbelievable There's um this beer snob was um Mocking me out because I was talking a beer snob Well, there's every every field has their snobs. I mean an expert Right. I know I know it all right fix you not over nose a fish you're not it knows everything and uh He happened to be a fan of the the the local brewery we have in uh, little fairy new jersey The bottom line is none of you are right It comes out that everybody's individual taste. Do you know how many so-called gurus where I prove wrong? You might say it's the best in the world. I might say this sucks No, they there have been gurus that knew so much about how to take care of a certain pet They were wrong, but they insisted that they were right But they were wrong because you know why a zoologist and experts talking about that. That's different We're talking about taste comes down to individual right You might think it's the best in the world. Well, I well what I said was I Yes, sir. I've had some of the best But very very The worst wines I've ever had by the expensive The cheapest wonder lives at Marlowe was a sweet and as good and everybody says you're exactly right There's paizano. Yeah all my ten dollar bottle where you have screw the cap or whatever and and krabari I had some friends buy me the Over a hundred dollar bottle with the dust on it. So it looks fancy. It is sour Oh, yeah, the chatter Like like and they all do it now they all go kens magic shop. Yeah So well was what I was trying to say was same thing with restaurant critics in the shop or a newspaper Oh four stars five. Oh, yeah, maybe they paid you off to get five stars I filled some paper space And and and and restaurants critics Yeah, I know And and I went to the I went to places before locally that had five stars and guess what it sucked It's like movies The movie it's your take two thumbs down the movie I ever saw and I watched only 10 minutes of good Everybody raked about it. It's home alone I said this is absolutely Look at somebody. He's stuck about boring. Look at Broadway plays Do I want to see men in in tights and spandex like like trancing around acting like a What do you call metrosexuals they call them like I don't even know what that means That's an ultra It's an ultra An ultra sensitive dude. Well, I don't care what they are. Just do what you want And and this and this uh, um college in northern New Jersey is surprised That a woman was harassed in in an all gender restroom. Oh, what did you expect to happen in all gender restaurants? All gender means men and women and and trans trans bisexuals can share the same restroom And kids restroom. Oh, I don't care. Do what you want I mean, I'm in the bathroom Go ahead. I don't care And that and that therein lies the problem, you know, everybody's walking on a show today. I'm not just stand there watch. I don't care what you do I never I never did I never will I'm sick of you all talking about why does rose and bar Have to call the people that got offended. She they're they're pressuring her to make telephone calls to everyone I got offended under her is wrong. I have never liked her I've always from day one 20 30 years ago called. She's an absolute asshole and jerk, but you know, I'm very fair What she did was stupid. It was a big mouth It was wrong. She doesn't deserve to be fired for this No, I agree with everybody's fire Hi, what why'd you say it that way fire? Oh No, stop stop You know where they got the fire from you want to fire people over every little donald trump was celebrity apprentice For him. No, remember when he put down hono schwarzenegger saying his ratings have plummeted I'm so sick of the what she did is stupid, but you gotta be fair is fair The old saying for one of our four fathers I may not agree with what you say, but I will die defending your right to say Right, I want you fired because I don't agree with it ultimately. It was stupid fired him. Okay. No I wish any of you me is johnny on the street since you were as happy fighters. No For what she made a stupid comment. That's all. That's all You tried to crucify Paul three years ago for the same major 20 years earlier. What's wrong with you people? You're so goddammit Thin skinned and walking on eggshells people can't say boo anymore I don't care if you walk up to me and say you're an asshole Or what the blacks call us woodpeckers or something or pecker pecker heads or woods or whatever I don't care. Yeah. Paula Dean. They her show is terminated right away. I don't care what you call Are you that sensitive? No So I don't care God every time somebody says boo is fire them or avenge get them destroyed drag them down That's our problem The people we want to just say look from now on everybody then it was the jews years ago When when christmas decorations in the air force only had mary christmas They they bitch for manora and blah blah blah then they got the manora and then Then you couldn't sing whatever the pleasure believes is Ed Sullivan was a real pain in the ass It was his opinion or none You know, we couldn't uh, uh, Jim Morrison had to change the couple livery. No, no, that's what got to me higher Kissed me off He wasn't allowed to say I want to take you higher and he did anyway and then his Inspiration was off the camera said you'll never be on the S.O. The show these big morris. Who said we just were We just were a few days later flying the family stone wall and saying I want to take you higher Higher Well, isn't that hypocritical? Yes, it is hypocritical the doors can't say higher But you let's fly the family stone set higher for a lot longer time period No wonder jack. What's your point wonder jackie mason was mocking and solving with it Yeah, it wouldn't be shoes. Do it is Some of it is it was not a smart guy. He was just a mean guy. Well, they gave power to you He was a he was an extreme right-wing cath rome cat I know Irish cat's way or no way He was a moron in my book Jim Yeah, already big shoes. That's all he was. You know You know People it wasn't Beatles. It was people beatless topo g. Oh, yeah topo g. Joe So what if he says hi? Listen, I don't like that the doors all they needed was one appearance on his show They didn't really care after that They you know, like once you've made that stupid show back then Well, once you once you've uh appeared on it. That's really all you needed Yeah, but still they can park you know verne as a teenager was at that were the Beatles Yeah, she says it was she said the sound was so deafening you couldn't hear to beat the Beatles sing What a Beatles even said they couldn't hear themselves. No, that's true. That happens to be true Especially straight stadiums. Yeah, no, but but on the itself and show it. It's just deafening with the with the teenage girl screaming Doors can't say hi or but fly cat. Oh and jackie mason was doing a hand signals while he was talking I've heard stories of the game. He's telling them off stage the figure I've also heard because he said these two schvots is what's used in jewish You know What? Oh, he said oh no and david dinkins was mayor of new york. He said He said david dinkins was it was a schvatsu with a good suit and tie But he's a comedian And so what there goes back to what you were saying about people walking on eggshells And this and and and the problem with censorship it can easily turn into fascism What do you think about it? What's next book burning like it learned? When I started having a book burning in the streets, oh the catholic church had the imposition They used to put they used to put 50 million people died at the hands of the catholic church I am not Disturbing like the confederacy never occurred taking statues down the confederate flag down So what is stonewall jackson? This is the confederate flag The statue's not about the flag is not about racism. It's about southern pride They've misinterpreted it to mean racism being from the south. I know it means southern pride But so what if this there's a statue of robert e lee in stonewall jackson my high school? You know my high school in texas was what robert e lee high So somebody got changed her name now, too There was even a was a steamboat a famous steamboat called the robert e lee There's all kinds of robert e lee and other guys, too I mean really young they did uh, they did um ghost adventures appeared at in savannah george You know the it's the historic Monuments and historic landmarks This is history You don't try to erase history. You don't bury your head in the sand like an ostrich or pretend that pretend it never happened It happened. It's a part of our history both histories. You had two countries here The confederacy and the union well people, you know, it's education now people have to learn from that They're afraid to teach that Oh, are you kidding me? That's a dark period in our You know what the status thing you got statues down. What's that? Germany do that. Yes, I think they well, uh, um Muslim extremists also tear mine Ruins down. Look how ices ices hold all the ancient In syria, they all are not other countries, too. They just You saw them rap explode. They just Were thousands these are ruins out of thousands of years Hands off Right. I was you know a great leader. What do you think don't put the monuments leave them alone Across the street from the Saddlebrook diner. There was an old Building that looked like it was back goes back to the 1700s literally There's there's a couple in maywood new jersey They tore when they tore that down to put it in apartment buildings. I felt so sad That's a that's I'm an oriole fan too. That's historic. Mine. I'm an oriole fan But I believe in tradition and history. You should never touch the stadium Don't ever touch fenway park and wriggly field and I'm an oriole fan But let's fair is fair. Honest is honest. This is a big part of tradition The birth and existence of major league baseball Well, memorial stadium wasn't really that old but you know, I know what you mean No, but I'm a more immortal. No, but those three are iconic. Yeah Fenway wriggly never touched. Hey, look at camiskey park in chicago. That that was a very old stadium You know camiskey park, but the only problem was in a bad part of chicago I think it was in south the south side. I don't know how many good parts of chicago there are You know what I I heard by someone who who Went to pittsburgh in detroit and but even memphis, tennessee. They said they are so Lacking of funds that they are deteriorating american cities. They're They're they're deteriorating the slum areas are getting bigger and bigger Yeah, I will look at look at uh, then I then I got our infrastructure every day Most 90 plus I think percent of bridges are They said if you saw underneath Most people can't stop and go down and look if you saw it's under the rust You should pan out. Look at that bridge Seven eight years ago the colloquium minnesota that big bridge remember So don't think that don't ever say this can't happen that I ever tell you the story about josh godheimer a new jersey Senator from not senator new jersey congressman from bergen county the god is running now. Yeah, he he he sends these um Request to get people to join his telephone town hall meetings. I I agreed to one of them. I mentioned american public transportation being so archaic with amtrak and there's no light we need light rails Blah blah blah. You know, he cut me off and said you have any other question He don't want to talk about our transportation system. So that wasn't important for josh godheimer He don't want he don't want to he don't want to discuss it. I says You realize how archaic amtrak is and the fact we need light rails because there's too much traffic too much pollution They are putting in this automatic braking or warning system. We still have to get the problem to affect. Yeah, totally blew me off And and it's like, you know, and what about uh, the cost of new jersey auto insurance What if people can't afford to have their own car saving the jersey the nation the number one state in the mass exit It's a population People can't afford to live here anymore. So they're doing down south and out west. Absolutely And that's that's losing a lot of your tax base Well, hot shot. You want to tell me what you always probably hang up on Yeah, I mean like our number one from people moving leaving now They were supposed to build a prototype of light rails in alexandria, virginia Which is suburb of washington, I guess And they never never happened. I don't know. It's supposed that wasn't that big a deal anyway It wasn't only a short route up the east coast partially. Yeah, but it was the road It's awesome to virginia or something. It wasn't a long thing like coast to coast All right, that's what you need Maybe the other ones seem to want to do something. Well, he's He's doing the same thing with the slight tunnel thing. This is Elon musk Yeah, I hear I hear phil murphy is really kicking ass doing doing a lot of things I haven't heard a lot, but I hope he is. Well, I saw a commercial of what he's I haven't heard bad, but I hope he is doing more than what we've had But you notice there's no like controversy on like there was with chris christie. There's no like there's no dirt Bring back floreo Remember floreo? Bob the late Bob Grant used to call him flim flam floreos Oh, he resolved for floreo and something Tom Cain's commercials perfect new jersey in you I said other things together perfect together the other one McGreevy came on and asked he's gay with his But you know what? He was a he he was a good democratic governor Jim McGreevy. I guess it's okay Well, he became a pastor. I heard Is everybody throwing out? Yeah, it's a minister. I heard he has found the lord You know what we should start a call and see how many suckers send us donations. Oh, we'd get some We can we can do any we can we can do like they do when Uh the bohemian grove they have a big owl statue, uh Pagan owl or something Oh a statue of you man god Some kind of super tech statue I think I think I think super tech The the whole concept and mentality and way of thinking should should the mindset should should live on We you don't we don't need tangible anything tangible in front of us because the ideals Oh my god, the ideals were so great the ideals now with the right partner See, I told my brother Scott Instead of you busting your ass with a bunch with people that smoke joints during their lunch hour and come back to work You need a carbon copy of yourself. You need to find an assist and a general manager to help run your place They got to be like you Joey Seinfeld said I don't want it I broke up with the girl because she just like me. I don't I don't even like myself. She goes I don't want to date myself And gilbert godfrey was with the peewee herman jokie If what peewee did was wrong, I should be on death row If what peewee did was wrong, I should be on death row and the other somebody else I forgot another comedian said about masturbation because you know, it's funny. We didn't have their masterlings My hands was good for me too Hey Or 68 she does you you over one. Yeah Instead of 69 now the two comedians I was really hoping that jerry would do an episode with jerry seinfeld Is gilbert godfrey and jason alexander who played george disanzo, but he did not do we tell her about shrinkage He didn't do an episode with them. He did it with kramer with michael richards and and so julia louis drape And and larry david who did a great George steinberg Yeah, he was great on saturday night live. No, but he's he was the voice Trump gets so pissed at alex Baldwin He but he's so great. He's perfect. He did um Um, um, what he did was he had a wig on a gray wig and you you never saw the front You saw the back of him and he was george steinbrenner. Well, you know george you george you're coming to my office Let me tell you something when I was the young lad and then Costanza would turn around and walk out there There and then he did um tyson chicken and he was bobbing his head like like like, uh No, it wasn't tyson's chicken. He couldn't use the name tyson's he he used another word Oh my god, that was so good though. Yeah, but that was larry david that did that He was george steinbrenner. Yeah, we're the wig are that was him. I didn't know that was larry david That was larry david. No, I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah, you know, you see you only saw the back of him You know and uh, oh and once kramer went to get the calzones because Costanza introduced him to the great flavor of calzone and he's like, um Georgie, I gotta have calzone. No, I gotta have calzone for lunch. You can go which don't you love calzones? When they're made, right? Yeah, you know who makes them good that, uh Um, it's not bella nipoli anymore. It's now a corleone pizza a corleone. I did it by dancing by good They make a good bake make sure you get the bake calzones a new pizza place About a month too old called bella awesome Yeah, now a stromboli doesn't have ricotta cheese and ham. It has um, usually pepperoni It's mozzarella a lot of them do have mozzarella some do have ricotta. Yes, they do. I know and richwood Yeah, maybe just shape differently. No, they used to have ricotta and boy it was ricotta and ham But the key the key is uh, the key word is stuff the thing. Don't be stingy and give me all bread It's not bread, it's dough, but they were pretty big. They were like I said man, this is good. I love it when they stuff it They used to when it was bella nipoli's in hasbro kites. They used to have a baked A baked calzone that was as big as a pizza box. I saw a vest. I thought that was Joe for a second I did I realized that now he's too too. He's too heavy to be Is he expecting snow? Yeah, and he hasn't he hasn't really presented a greeting to us in a long time Do I care? No, Tony was saying goodbye. I gave up on him when I said you like drizzle A man a man who does seminars without accepting any money cannot be too self-respect Self-esteem is why you're booked all the time. Why not take a chance? It's not costing us anything If a guy is getting a thousand dollars ahead teaching the kettlebell, which is like a bowling ball with a handle Just to swing this freaking bowling ball with that cast iron ball Then a man of science should be able to get Are you so excited once you got $50? What do you mean for the whole thing? That's it Not $50 ahead $50 for the whole thing If he gets $50 for the whole thing, you should get like freaking $5,000 Rick Brown would love to have you do voiceovers for his organization Yeah, if you want if you don't want to pay me No, Rick actually wants to hire you and he goes all over the world. Yeah, all right This has been a mega live 21 production