 something is getting cooked up now oh yeah you know I love the crack I always will even though I've been away for 10 years I came back to you once you go creamy crack crack you don't go back you don't go back so here we are I've got my sister helping me out milk is fine over there she's like a hair expert it's really nice having my own hair person to call up for help but yeah so I'm going to be using this and the idea is we're going to keep it on for about 10 minutes and that should be enough to relax it and yeah oh my gosh that's what my hair looks like uh oh that's nice that's you that's what my hair looks like as you can see there how the petroleum jelly is coating the strands you see those shiny bits that's petroleum jelly and that's what we want on there to reduce the strength of the chemical that I'm about to put on my hair in order to relax it just kind of get it to take a chill pill you know there we go that's good looks good that's a good looking scope as well creamy crack that's what it looks like okay um so we're going to divide in coca I'm going to try and do one side and my sister's going to try and do the other side and the idea is we're going to get it on as fast as possible leave it to cure for eight minutes and we'll see what it looks like um can you take this off so you will have the creamy crack on it so your hair is quite long I guess you're starting from the back or yeah this is the most um this is normally the bit that takes the longest to cure so what I read is we need to start from here and then we finish off with the hairline so start from here going down yeah start from here going out and then finish off with this hairline last because this is the bit this is where my kitchen is the strongest so we're so in the time on the phone so uh step one we apply a generous amount to the most resistant area first using the back of a retail comb or applicator brush I use my hands time in chat says 10 to 11 minutes no you're right handed with your right hand okay so yeah don't you need it as well yeah but I'll be able to reach over you're the most important one because I stated even though I'm helping you're probably going to do 80% of it and I'll do the other 20% did you have um yes I don't need it I'm just wondering if I need a lollipop stick with it oh it's 10 minutes round yes 10 minutes round trip so okay it's like a little jump okay I feel like I'm gonna get hot I'm not ready to take my yeah I don't know I'm a bit nervous yeah go go go okay start start I'm not going to stop yet just we have to cover the whole here remember oh yeah I'm so used to doing the retouching it's so funny for my hair for though it's so hilarious absolutely hilarious and then I can be like what a great atrocity as before you just see how the coronavirus dropped all my my hair and became bald because coronavirus tested positive for the coronavirus coronavirus made my anti-depressants not work I tested positive what didn't the coronavirus do for you coronavirus didn't save my marriage coronavirus the coronavirus made me gubble my money away coronavirus didn't keep my financial status coronavirus gave me HIV coronavirus gave me a husband how I met my husband in a hospital and coronavirus where coronavirus we do we met at a video support group I might have talked for a while but the attraction was so strong we couldn't stay away from each other despite government regulations okay that's one quadrillion oh wow you're making good timing you're probably gonna have to check my quadrants because yeah there's a lot to do so yeah don't let me interrupt you you go for it girl wow I actually can't be no longer my hair is yeah I think it makes a difference because your hair is all nicely detailed stretched oh yeah I made sure for this time because I think I was being mistaken but I mean and can you imagine if we done that like this before yeah that was a good learning curve yeah but at least I like that texturizer isn't for me oh yeah exactly because I definitely think that is it's just either all or nothing for me it's either I go for the fool straighten or I just keep it curled you know I mean no people gonna complain you don't have gloves I know I don't have gloves and I know the risks of not wearing gloves but I'm saving all my gloves for coronavirus okay when I have to go shopping because we've just been told by the UK government that when was likely going to be a lockdown for another six months yet so I'm wasting my gloves on this thingy especially since I want to be using it for less than 10 minutes okay but I know the risks will be I'm not saying that you should do it without gloves if you want to do it with gloves absolutely go ahead and do it with gloves although I should probably take it off my ring the front yet okay cool I'm going to take off my ring but it is platinum though um you do great job actually okay oh thank you I'm kind of oh my there's so weird that you have my ring on but I've taken off my ring but it's fine yeah I thought I did as much as I could because I wanted to be processed at the same time yeah ideally we should have got auntie and june to help as well one yeah get them kids working yeah they can get like as close to the scuffle of touching on the tiny little hand yeah you know the detail exactly okay tiny little hands they can be picking it up at the you know strand by strand do you reckon there'll be enough for me to do another application for you I think so yeah okay cool cool because as well we'll be just a retouch so yeah we'll just be a retouch and so yeah I don't think I'll be around five minutes that's not bad actually yeah not bad going on says but I have a decent uh processing time and we'll be able to see how straight is getting is it a smooth job yeah yeah you have to smooth it is what it says um but we don't know call me yeah which is one thing oh my gosh when I used to relax way back I don't know it's the last time that I relaxed probably about eight years ago I used to comb it no it wasn't even eight years ago yeah because it was fun I used probably a good 10 years now since I last relaxed my hair and um yeah I used to comb I used to use the fine tooth comb and well they didn't sound so yeah to be fair it was and it was like the finer it is straight and like you pull it really hard um that's all right the cream is not going to spill onto it it's not as smelly as the other non-light stuff really is it yeah this is not anything on this one well I read something about coronavirus deletes your sense I was thinking the same temperature is having quite high steam yeah yeah yeah yeah well my theory about coronavirus is that actually a lot more people have it than what they realize um yeah but no it doesn't smell or anything at all so that's quite strange so I thought because I always got told that no non-light no light relaxes it's supposed to be better for you but they don't smell the light relaxes I mean don't yeah I was thinking so the light smells it's the light you know the the non-light sorry yes yes I guess the track yeah so I don't know my my own scientific assessment of it is that it's the um what you call this if it doesn't smell as bad it's better for you that's my own assessment of it oh I can feel it straighten it I feel it I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes something something something is getting cooked up now oh yeah you know I love the crack I always will even though I've been away for 10 years I came back to you once you go creamy crack crack you don't go bad you don't go back well but seriously though I'm looking to um I'm looking forward to the less time spent on my hair because I have to go to school the five kids now so yeah now we want more time more time and I can't really get into uh weaves anyway because I can't go to a salon to get my hair done and I wouldn't even know where to start with doing it myself yeah I'm not sure I've done like a retouch of so such a long hair you know I've yeah neither have I I guess it's not even a retouch right it's a no it's a virgin it's a virgin application yeah my hair was a born again virgin you know just really unusual yeah that's why I have to make sure like it's reaching the ends yeah have you still got those models yeah could I use them please oh thank goodness because I was like I'm in wasted money I'm not going to use it help I am off you because I want to be able to do to my little friend use and stuff like that okay thank you right yeah about a present I wonder how Beyonce is doing a dream quality I wish she has a living servant I'm sure yeah but even if she didn't I imagine she paid people to be like you know you can have what's it called when you're doing a job that's dangerous you get um danger money I know it's not danger money but it's a hazard pay or something yes hazard pay I mean I think that she can afford to pay a lot of people a lot of hazard pay oh look at that look at my edges look I'm just here 10 minutes have we yeah it's not burning keep it yeah I was just thinking it's like no it says maximum 15 minutes okay yeah so we'll keep it for the maximum 15 yeah because right now I think you're in texlex area yeah okay yeah oh yeah because I keep forgetting that we put the petroleum yeah yeah uh-huh you're in texlex turf yeah okay okay but it ain't burning you know I'm not I'm not what was that hang on let me think that we filled yeah because my theory was um since I um texturized it and I didn't like texturizing I didn't want to wait until I grow my hair long enough to then try a relaxer I was kind of like I'll just put the relaxer over the texturizer and see if it works if it doesn't and my hair breaks anyway I'll be starting over anyway um because I didn't like the texturized hair at all because the reasons why I texturized my hair was that I wanted it to be easier maintenance but I found that it required just the same amount of maintenance as my natural hair which kind of defeated the purpose you know um so this is where we're at it's definitely looking straighter now so I'm gonna make sure that I wash it out completely oh look at that I'm doing Ariana Grande you just pull it up into a high pony day and it's like Ariana Grande oh I'm like a Ferengi in Star Trek I cannot wait absolutely cannot wait and you know what I'm taking this risk I know that you're not supposed to find on chemical over chemical but you know what I've I've had short hair um around about this time last year I think I just shaved my hair complete my head completely like propagand bold shaded so I don't really have an issue with going short with my hair but all I just knew was like I did not like the texturized hair plus I also bought this so I was like you bought it you guys can use it please also using the same chemical yes I am using the same chemical I made sure that I got yeah it's a huge thing yeah you can't just change this type of chemical so for my texturizer I used a line texturizer versus a nonline one and it was also all RS the texturizer that I used yes what is all RS therefore again I don't know I think it's something to do with olive ordinary I don't know it's so funny how olive retouch system relaxing system oh relax oh olive relaxing system it's like a familiar like it's been a long time but it's coming back it's like raising a bike isn't it I remember when I got my first relaxer um I think I must have been about 10 years old when I first got my hair relaxed and it was just amazing up until then my mom had kept it hair lateral and I have like really long hair and it just felt light it felt really really light although I remember the burning but what's crazy though is even though my hair used to get burnt a lot in those salons my scalp they still had long hair you know yep it's a miracle it's a miracle you know imagine like how much it would grow without the burning I know right right how many minutes are we on now four minutes I'll just finish this okay no no no it's my alarm clock do you feel the heat I feel in the heat okay can't stand the heat how many four more minutes left no no as in the 20 seconds 20 seconds left okay whoa if you feel it was well no it's not quite here it's just a slight warmth you know but when you see Chris Hemsworth and you're like so quite like seeing Brad Pitt still I'm going back to Brad Pitt face because I've been watching the oceans in Raven and oceans 12 and that man is beautiful to look at he's just objectively beautiful to look at you know he's got the perfect going your angle the candle tilt to his eyes the scleral show he's just he's got it all okay right no burn burn burn I'm fine okay placash college it's called placash yeah that makes it easier yeah yeah all right if you want to stop oh yeah okay I thought you were going to get some more problems but here we are we watched it off now now the next thing is I'm going to put on a um deep conditioning treatment okay this is what it looks like fully relaxed now um I'm going to do a conditioning treatment straight away using this kind to deep treatment hair mask I'm just gonna put it on um and I wanted it for about an hour or so but yeah it feels lighter and this feels kind of like what I want out of my hair and yeah love this love this love this this cannot wait to be able to do this as a wash and go yeah it would be interesting to see how this shrinks when it cries but for now we're going to be doing this