 Know what you're thinking this hair is very dirty. You are correct Welcome back to my channel where I'm being incredibly selfish lately, and I'm doing whatever I want to and I'm having a great time So I was falling down a beauty hole recently like I do just about every single day on YouTube And I was looking up hair braiding tutorials and I came across a bunch of tutorials where they're putting in like Ribbon and yarn and like other bigger pieces of hair into their hair and braiding in and it was staying put and it just like Really got me thinking Why don't we braid other things into our hair? I'll speak for myself for years if I didn't have a purse or like pockets You know I try to stuff stuff in my bra or like in my waistband or like hold things in some places Why have I ever thought to just braid it into my hair? I feel like hair is an incredibly undervalued resource We could have been holding our belongings and our hair this whole time We've just never tried or maybe you have like you know sometimes stuff gets caught in your hair But I'm talking about on purpose. So yeah, I know you've seen the title I really just want to try and braid things into my hair that are not hair Like like a ribbon or a yarn to see if this is a viable option for carrying your belongings and then be able to Access them moderately, but then you can just braid it back in so the reason my hair is so dirty is because if I had it Like super clean, I think things would slip out. It's got some grip. So here we go Let's just see what happens now for this you're gonna need your belongings and probably like some hair bands because you have to secure The braid or else your belongings are gonna fall out I want to start with something that I imagine a lot of people need but maybe don't have a place for it I'm going to Coachella and I like I'm not carrying a bag because I have tiny little bras and outfit So like I don't know where to keep my things like a set of keys I mean trust me I looked this up on YouTube and all I could find is people braiding like hair like things into their hair And not so much like their stuff. I seem to have lost control of my braid, but it doesn't matter So now I'm just gonna secure it with an elastic and now I have keys for hair. Please don't break. Please don't break Okay, maybe this isn't the best method, but let me do the learning for you. Okay, I Mean look at how secure this is. I feel like if I just bend over a little I could drive a car like this This is amazing and you know it see this is what happens when you just think a little now I'm free to do my thing at Coachella and as long as I'm not spinning around in big circles Nobody's gonna get hurt and my keys stay in place I'm having a great time and everything is great. So this was the test. This works spectacularly Now I'm ready to move on to all of my other belongings to see like how functional I can make my hair as Holding things thing. These aren't going anywhere. If somebody really wanted to like fuck your day up It's like all this hopefully your own people that care about you. Okay next thing right? I'm going to my friend's house I'm gonna have a sleepover, but I don't have anything with me So I'm just gonna braid my toothbrush into my hair. So here we go If you come here to judge me for how dirty my hair is you can get out worst-case scenario This toothbrush is stuck in my hair for forever after braiding this this toothbrush is biodegradable I can stick it in the ground or leave it in my hair and it will eventually become one with my hair So it won't be a problem. Look at that. You can't even see it. My hair is covering it up I feel like you could have this in your hair and no one would even know that it's in there People would just think you have like a cool thing in your hair what you do. It's a toothbrush for later I mean look at that tight. He's toothbrush. I'm on a roll and this is amazing I just figured out the ultimate life hack if this doesn't get me into the beautiful beauty community club Nothing will next scenario your delivery driver just gave you your food right that you ordered and you're so excited about but fuck There's no utensils inside fuck fuck fuck. What do you have a dingle hopper of your very own in your hair? We should turn the fork out though because that's gonna create a problem later when we're doing activities with our friends and they're like Okay, no It's getting stabbed with a fork. They're like, why is there a fork in your hair? And they're like you'll be jealous later. I've got a fork for later and you don't you're gonna have to eat with your hands Like a barbarian not me. I came prepared So when I was in school, I would just jam a pencil or pen in my hair Why just jam it in there when you can fucking braid it in there? Hey, Jenna. Do you have a pen? I sure do like this is gonna help you this is gonna change your life I give up on that one because there's like a squishy silicone anything on there that's making it hard that one's painful Okay, say that you're also going on another sleepover and you need not only your toothbrush But like a nice pair of underwear for the next day I don't need to bring an overnight bag because I have all of my stuff ready for our sleepover right here Maybe I should have had my hair like slightly less dirty because this is getting really dramatic over here Not only is this incredibly functional, but look at how beautiful stunning like take my senior picture today It's starting to feel a little heavy. This definitely feels a little heavy, but it's nothing. I can't handle Okay, pasta doesn't work flip the pasta sideways and try to get it in those little holes Now imagine this a whole head of pasta So by the time you get somewhere and they're like, oh, it's for dinner and you're like pasta I brought it all in my hair. Like I want to know if you want to survive or something if I braided pasta into my hair Is that really against the rules because this is my hair style You can't tell me how to wear my hair and then you're the only one that's not fucking starving You have carbs like you're gonna win like you can use your hair to hold food. I think it's fucking brilliant You're on the beach. So you have like no pockets because you're in your bathing suit But your dog really needs to go for a walk like it looks great. It feels great. It is great I don't need to hold it with my hands. I am holding it with my hair Gourmet Beijing. Come here. Wow When I stand up I can just walk in like this hands-free now I can like use my hands for all the other things that I have to do while I'm walking like looking at my phone like seeing How many videos YouTube's demonetized of mine for no reason without any notification or option to appeal Someone actually sent him this collar, but maybe he doesn't want to wear that all the time and I don't blame him You know, maybe he wants to wear one that says confidence sometime We're just gonna break it in your head if you jump off the table local It's really gonna hurt money. So please don't do that Don't let your dog pull so that they don't rip your hair up other than that like I can just about fully Stand up and walk him at the same time the way that I did this one is a little invasive I'll admit that much but like look I can see in the dark whatever this one didn't really work out that well function beauty technology all in one Beautiful hairstyle. I'm not trying to like to my own horn or anything But this might be the best idea I've ever had in my whole life. I fucking hate everybody here So I'm just gonna plug my headphones in. Oh, would you look at this? Look, they're not gonna go anywhere They're in my hair. I don't want to listen to my music anymore. Just rip my headphones out They stay right there. You might unplug it from my phone. Look it. It's like a cool hair accessory We've had the secret the whole time. We just didn't think of it I mean maybe because it's stupid, but it doesn't matter the option is there. Oh, okay Just be careful when you're like sitting and then you go to stand up because it It will rip your hair out. You still want to get a little turnt, but just a little I mean this one this one's like a level five braid if braids have levels. I'm here to party get turnt Just a little bit. I bet you could also just like totally make it through airport security like this because No one can even see it. It's like it's not even there. No, I should take my headlamp out This was a fail you leave a little bit of hair out because we want it we want to look cute You know when you order Taco Bell and they forget to give you all of your hot sauces You just have your own 24-7 now I can open my garage door from anywhere in the world and anyone can steal my bike at any time Okay, next scenario you're going to a party. You just want to look like you're in celebration mode So I'm gonna braid this into my hair. You are the party Oh, okay What if you had a whole head of balloons that were all filled with helium and you braided them all with your hair And then it was enough to lift you up off the ground like I did with marbles But you gotta lift it up by your hair and then probably like your scalp came off or something It's so fucking dark. Wow here. So just like this video and leave me a comment That says you would like it if I did a whole hair full of balloons because I think that that is a fucking next level idea How this one hurts this could last you a couple days. I'm ready. I am ready to go camping I want to make this so I can keep my Mofi in my sweatshirt pocket and have this charge my phone So that I can use it like at face level like this Smart hair. I have fucking smart hair. Look at that. I'm ready for fucking anything I'm literally the smartest person I've ever met in my whole life This last one I think is a really great idea. So I wanted to be surprised and I will show you when I'm done Just give me a second I'm a human Christmas tree. I mean, is it stupid? Yeah, but you know I'm just really excited that I figured out that you could just braid things into your hair It's just a liberating idea. Like I don't need my hands for anything anymore I have everything in here that I could possibly need for today. I know everyone watching this right now It's just fucking jealous odd Do you want to come see my hair? What's all funny Yeah, it's from like ready to light ready to light. You just take a little Use it Like I'm plugged into an outlet right now. This is incredibly functional Yes, it's like the fanny pack of hair styles. Yeah. Okay. It's silly, but it fucking works great I am inspector gadget. This is go go gadget hair. There you go. There's some hot sauce Things are surprisingly easy to take out. What have I done? Time to get fucking turk, baby This is exactly why TSA paths your fucking bun down if you ever go through security with a bun They fucking squeeze that shit. They're looking for nips Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, I like to get things untangled just do this for long enough You will win I thought that was gonna take a long time and it didn't so this proves me right yet again that this is Incredibly functional 10 out of 10 experiment you can braid things into your hair Like I know someone sent this to Kermit, but I feel like it's kind of nice on me. It suits me All right, make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put on a views every Wednesday slash Thursday I hope you feel just like informed and inspired that you can just braid whatever you want into your hair It's been life-changing for me And don't be surprised if you see me with a bunch of shit braided in my hair for now I because it's incredibly functional and only hurts a little bit. All right. I'll see you guys next week I should probably wash my hair