 Move over Madam Webb because Ethan Cohen just brought out a movie that might rival you in terms of quality 2024's Driveaway Dolls a film. That's a comedy an action road trip adventure That's not a comedy or an action road trip adventure. Let's quickly talk about it Ethan Cohen and his wife Trisha cook have cooked up something pretty fantastic for somebody somewhere out there That's not me. I went with my buddy tonight to this film and I couldn't wait for it to be over And the best part is it's not even 90 minutes long yet. It feels like two hours. It kind of feels like an eternity This is gonna be a spoiler-free review if you like what I'm doing here if you like the honest takes please subscribe for more I post movie reviews rants live streams every single week. We'd love to have you stick around now I'm gonna give you a public service announcement because if you saw the trailer which is pretty quick It's under a minute and I understand why because there's not much outside of this trailer that's gonna grab you You'll see that the film stars Pedro Pascal and Matt Damon It doesn't it does not they're in this film less than the madam webgirls are in their superhero costumes Maybe a combined total of three minutes Blinken you'll miss them as a matter of fact there was an old guy behind as he went to the bathroom I was concerned he wasn't gonna get back in time before Matt Damon's role was done in the film This is a very small cast I wouldn't be surprised if this film costs less than a couple million dollars to make so maybe it'll make back It's filmed just because of the fact that a cohen brother is attached I believe this is Ethan's first movie on his own and he should probably stick with his brother because this is a hot mess The plot in a nutshell is this two lesbian gals find a briefcase Mysteriously in the back of a trunk as they're taking this thing to Tallahassee to go meet up with a knot It's kind of like pulp fiction meets dumb and dumber meets neither of those movies because those are great funny Fantastic creative films and this is just miserable to sit through and I point out that they're lesbians because that's basically what the film is about These two getting with other girls Experimenting trying to find themselves trying to find love and connection It's like Ethan went out of his way to make a movie so miserable so uninteresting on the eyes just because he can because he's made so many great films in the past with his brother the Presentation of this thing is absolutely bonkers. It takes place in the 90s late 90s 1999 right before why 2k is supposed to hit yet. It has this Exploitation feel to it. It's got this fish reference that can be seen throughout like a 70s Polaroid view going on with hippie music and a lava lamp style Transition between scenes some of the times other times it has a shit you not flip style Transitions Looney Tunes sound effects going like I'm kind of being over the top, but I'm also dead on it's that ridiculous. There's almost no music in the film There's definitely not a theme song you might hear a little bit of stuff playing on the radio But it's almost silent in that regards It's a lot of two people sitting in cars Either the bad guys that are chasing them after their briefcase because again There's got that pulp fiction angle to it chatting about uninteresting things for several minutes or it has kind of a Quirky setting where they go to a lesbian bar or they go to a all-black bar which leads to absolutely no humor or really any Commentary it's just kind of there and gone or it's a you know one of the girls spying on someone in the back of the pool It's just a lot of nothing for 89 minutes or less now if you're thinking about bringing the kids This is not the movie to go to a lot of vibration play going on some dildo action Actually quite a bit of that some nudity sprinkled in not a ton of swearing, but just a lot of really bizarre edits and transitions and I Didn't like any of it. I honestly can't think of anything. I liked now the lead actresses are fine They're they're funny not in this movie, but they are funny You can tell they're they're funny characters funny actors I just I really truly have nothing but disdain for this film and that's sad to say I would rather watch madam web again because at least I can laugh at how bad it is Then something like this where I'm just scratching my head thinking what the fuck was he thinking with this I was tinkering with the idea of implementing some sort of a rating scale It was gonna be a bit like really worth it worth it kind of worth it worthless Something like that but but for this one. I'm just gonna say worthless. It really is kind of a miserable watch I don't know who the target audience is not sure the demographic is Really really a head scratcher a puzzler this one was now. I will say one last thing. I quickly glanced at rotten tomatoes There's a hundred forty some reviews by the critics. It is sitting fresh at sixty some percent the regular Joe Schmo viewers have it at 33% so there's definitely a disconnect and I feel like the coa name is maybe pushing this thing positive over there I can assure you I will be giving a rotten score, but let me know what you thought Please put a comment below Let me know your thoughts like the video if you like the video Subscribe hit the notification bell all that bullshit so I can keep this channel moving in a good direction And hopefully I see you next time take care