 It's so stupid it's positively brilliant Yep, Sholomani to God Andrew so we are the brilliant idiots podcast back for a week another brilliant idiotness I'm gonna be honest with y'all. I'm exhausted as fuck. What happened. I'm just tired man I did a late workout last night and plus, you know, we was traveling this weekend working out And then you know, you know, it's so weird about like three-day weekends Just admit that you're working out because the last pocket. No, I'm always working up But but man a little bit more a little bit more you look back at it. It was the picture You know, it was it was the picture you saw the picture you're like the picture we posted I was like I look a little portly around here. It's a little I could tell like my waist Like like hip area your ratio Yeah, you said what I don't want to look like wax. That's all no wax if you look like me you'll be No, man, you just tall. I get it. No, no because the thing is he's he's yeah He's got him. He's got a better body than you. Oh, that's okay. I can say that as a heterosexual male No, I agree with that. Do you think he has a better body than you? Yeah, who do you think? Who do you think is a better personality? Oh, is that me better personality? It depends on the setting. Okay. Go it depends on the setting. Okay. That's all birthday party. Oh He's he's killer. Oh, yeah, he's like the You order like the big like the the Pokemon Person that's in a suit exactly we should put wax in Times Square and just charge a dollar a dollar to Asian people for pictures Like Every time I go to like cook out the stuff I always go with the kids because like growners be lying So I go to the kids because they like so innocent. Yeah, there's an honesty to kids Now wax is changing. I just saw wax not beat somebody up. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, man I know about this by the way anybody that tells you New York is not getting crazy as a liar New York is nuts. So I'm telling you you just got back. Yeah, I try to get me What happens sure? What happened? What happened? Yeah, literally five minutes I went to the building and I was like just I'm gonna go back to the truck real quick go back to the truck I see a Hanes white sock in my dashboard I'm thinking somebody playing right right away. I'm thinking Charlotte may playing around. He said somebody Fuck you do it. It's got got a peak hold on those draws and Haynes white socks and no shirt and no shirt No drawers on he's buttoning. No, no, he got just draws. No, you told me you'd have no draw. He had draws See changing the story. He told me he had a peak hold on no shirt. No drawers and socks No, he had draws on so I just put my foot and grabbed he said get the fuck out of that That's not what happened. Tell him what you said first. Yeah. Oh, I was like get the fuck out of here like it's a free country Fuck you made a free country brother get the fuck out of here. He's like he said, oh, you don't know what's going on I don't go fuck was gone. He like the fuck got it. I didn't I didn't want to touch you. He starts you smelling I ain't got time for that shit when you get back in that truck later and you're sitting something warm and Liquity, I'm telling you Jerk off in your truck and then he sat there. It wasn't no time We mean was enough time. How long take you to jerk off? No, we were just talking about this one minute Especially if you're like a weirdo like that How many time you you want to have sex when it's hot, huh? You got to have sex with certain time of the like yeah, I can have any temperature I just can't have sex if I'm full if I had a full man. It's too hot. You can't be horny You're speaking with a rational mind this man does not have a rational mind I just read a story about this woman in Minnesota who was at a car lot and she went from car to car Masturbating in each car when the police came it was like a week ago. That's lit. When the police came that she didn't stop Oh, and she was in Minnesota and they said she was masturbating and kept talking about Florida. Did they arrest her? Did they try to arrest her? They ain't let her finish. Well Yeah, they probably be like, yo, what are you doing ma'am somebody who won't touch her you gotta have a lady cop there, right? That's the other thing. Can you arrest a woman? What do you mean touch her especially she neck and playing with herself you can't touch her I mean, she's bad on a private property. She's freaking masturbating in various cars. No way a man touched her. Well, listen They took her to jail. Okay. I'm just proud of Wax that he didn't beat the guy off for beating off in this trip Maybe you're proud that you that waxing and beat the guy off. Oh, no, I meant to say beat the guy What are you doing there all by yourself? Get your hands off of you If he was a regular guy, he would have got it, but I knew what something was wrong with I'm like, it's my fault You knew he was crazy. Yeah, something's wrong with that. So that's what some people saying They just more crazy people on the streets We've been saw that we saw that last summer though. Yeah about two weeks ago. No, but I remember last summer We was all they let him out. Yeah, I'm looking around like what the fuck is going on But they do that every May. What do you mean for mental health awareness? They let out like They let out 20% It's true that's the celebration. They don't go have fun. You know come back You mr. Mental health, I never paid it no attention, but it does seem like every man where Around in certain time. They do just let them out like and I don't know what summer started to get it going They testing something out. They gotta be always getting pigs and it's the same area Like around Tribeca like why is it right there? There's that there's a lot of crazy over there and that's what I feel sorry for because if somebody is um desperate enough To sit in a stranger's car. Yeah, it's car. It's like god, but he don't know it's your car He don't know it's your car. He don't care. I just let listen in a matter of five minutes He was comfortable comfortable. He it's your body knows your car and he was sniffing your seats and beating his dick He saw your body and he was like, this is the car. I want to jack off I want to sit in this seat and then when he when he got out the car, what did he do once you once you got out the car He's great. No, you said he was doing what you said he walked up the screen No, he's going to try to go other people car. Exactly. Oh and jerk off in them, too clearly That's a wild boy right there, bro I think it's positively brilliant. Listen, uh positively brilliant this week dc young fly Oh, you're not gonna guy on stage. I mean, it's not the fact that he knocked the guy out on stage But listen, you got to protect your peace Yeah, when I saw that story all I saw was a man who understands self-care Think about the stage for you. It's therapeutic, right? Yeah, and you on that stage you cooking you talking to the people you vibing you can't let nobody disturb your peace Why the comedians roast heckles? Well, because they're interrupting the show they're disturbing your peace They're disturbing the peace So dc, I don't know what exactly happened. I didn't listen to what dc his explanation was did anybody hear it? No Yeah, I didn't hear what his explanation was he posted something He posted something about like, you know, amen. I at the end of the day, I'm from east Atlanta West side of land or west side of land Hands like, you know, if you come up here and that's the thing if you come up on stage after someone's talking shit Like anything could happen. You don't know what that person wants once they get up there Everybody's looking for a viral moment. Let's handle this right then and there But I have to say comedy clubs should not allow that. Where's the security? Where's the phones cameras? Where where's the footage? I thought you saw it. No, I just got the after effect. I haven't seen an actual beat down Well, that's good, right? You should be happy. There's no phone cameras in the comedy club I mean I mean, you know some might sneak I used to always sneak and everything I want to see if I know there's about to be an altercation. I see motherfuckers start approaching the stage Please believe on the bus, but you don't know if it's part of the act. That's the problem Well, it's you know, it's getting video talk You go to a comedy shop seen it that you go to a comedy show You see somebody interacting with somebody in the audience then you realize it's a part of the act Yeah, it probably didn't realize it was a part of the act Yeah, but that is a waste of a punch though. You know, if you catch somebody on camera, you want the world I want the world to see Especially if you knock them out I didn't see the guy. I never get none of them. Oh, you see the guy walking out. Yeah, you see the guy walking out Yeah, didn't even get carried up. I mean, I guess he woke back up, but he dropped him. He slept him Yeah, that's dope. That's a job you see man. Yeah, push up some work I've been telling you about you've been hit you got hit on stage before Yeah, I got hit in the face. I'm gonna punch in the face. Why? Fuck around with you black folk Sound about right, sound about right No, it's up in order. I'm doing a show at Cafe Mocha. Shout out to Smokey man. Smokey Suarez legendary comic I know Smokey Yeah, you know Smokey Smokey had a has a room. I imagine it's probably still going on now If if they're back from the pandemic is a Cafe Mocha's Thing was on like 117th street and he's crazy. That's a black comedy night Cafe Mocha On 117th street and like Malcolm Frederick Douglass bull a famous black guy Boulevard and it was uh Yeah, it was just my one of my first times. It was super young in comedy, but I was just going up anywhere and Smokey put me up. I tried to make fun of his Puerto Rican the crowd He wasn't having he came up to me and there's no stage there. You're just performing like in front of Don't blame black people say what don't blame black people He's Afro-Latino And Afro-Latino came up to me And Afro-Latino came up to me a lot tinks came up to me And uh, he just he came right up up to me. He swung with me And uh punched me in my face and then motherfuckers grabbed him. They grabbed me that threw his ass out I remember Smokey, uh hand the mic back to me. He goes. All right, bro. Keep doing your thing Listen, you gotta keep it moving you fall off the horse. You gotta get back on it How long was you on stage? I was probably on stage another like maybe like five minutes or something Damn, did you get a laugh at least? I wasn't even trying to tell jokes. I was like, what do I talk about now? What do I talk about to y'all? What am I talking about? The subway is uncomfortable, ain't it? Not as uncomfortable as getting punched in your fucking face by a Puerto Rican What did you say to the Puerto Rican that made him so mad? Yo, I wasn't good back then So Jokes that he was like, I was like, I don't know. I was asking what he was some of these I'm Puerto Rican. I was like, you ain't Puerto Rican and they proud of that, you know what I mean? You ain't Puerto Rican. You Dominican After that, what's the worst thing that can happen on stage? Yeah, you're shot. That's the worst. Yeah So it's like that's the only thing I could think that could happen to me on stage. This is bad as that, you know Yeah, I don't I don't like that. I think comedians need to have security I don't think that nobody should even be allowed to get on stage Like you shouldn't be allowed to get Within five feet of the stage, man. Yeah, you're disturbing a comedian's piece. Well, there was no stage You're just performing in front of the bar. If there's a stage, at least you know, you can see him come in You know, they're gonna take a step up and then boom, you know, you buy the bar You don't know if you're ordering a drink, you don't know what's going on Well, see, he already stand up. He got out of his seat So he stood up and walked right in front of me and I was like, what's up, man? Like I mean what's up I literally was like, what's up? Like you try to get by me to go to the bathroom. Like what do you try to do? He's sitting right in front of me and uh, yeah, and then he punched me Would you know if you saw me Dave? Would I know if I saw him now? Yeah. No No, not at all. I remember anybody who I had a fight with. Really? Yeah I don't even remember the guys that I've sparred with How do you remember everybody you had a fight with but not everybody you slept with? Yeah, that's a good ass boy Because my adrenaline was going higher at that time with doing my fight No, that doesn't make any sense That doesn't because Because I haven't fought, I haven't had too much sex and I ain't had that many fights Aren't you being intimate with the girl though so you don't remember her face? Like what do you think? I think wax more intimate fighting I'm serious because he gets dressed to fight I was listening to Beaumonti Jones talk about when you and Mace got into it And it was so funny the way Beaumonti described you. He was like he had on some really tight pants He said really tight cargo pants, which we know is waxed staple and he was like He pulled out his gloves and he put them on slowly slowly You get more intimate to fight than you do You have sex, bro Oh, is that true, bro? You at least wear protection when you fight When you fucking like fuck I need protection for protecting your hands but not your meat Exactly, isn't that messed up? Why you protect your hands, bro? Because I had a lot of knockouts here so I just got to make sure everything's They braced in I hit like really hard You always put your gloves on when you fight? Yeah, what else is what else is gonna do? It might be something to that, yo What is that? That you enjoy fighting more than sex? I mean, I guess so You say that? Yeah You gotta talk to a therapist There's gotta be something there with that Have you ever spoken to a therapist? Have you achieved orgasm through fighting? No, I never did What are you saying? Have you? I mean they say it's like I If somebody can work out a lot When you put them in a headlock It is like I Have a sex is that type of stuff is always was like given to me It's so easy for me And I'm saying it's like You know, I don't really care about that type of shit Me having to fight was like Damn, nobody want to try me I'll work out all the time I want to try my new arms I want to try my new thing I just worked out with Like I'm doing a fucking dead list For what? To never try it out You want it You want it There's something gay here You guys Yeah, no, we're gonna get there We're gonna get there We're gonna let him guide us there You guide us to the gay Okay Guide us to the gay Guide us to the gay Welcome to the brilliant idiot's podcast I'm saying a therapist could get figured this out Because something is not right about this You know what's so funny We used to have Whenever we were birds with gay shit We used to be like Dick talk, dick segment We talked about so much gay shit It's not even the same Might as well start the podcast Dick talk, dick segment I'm talking about gays Join the next hour now So has there ever been a situation When you were fighting And you felt some sort of like Release, emotional release, sexual release Nah, not at all I mean every time I fought It was like, you know I was like being guided by God It was like I was more disciplined as a person More of like, whooping his ass Ah, you felt like you were You were like the karma police You were That's all I am I'm only here for that Okay I never just like I never enjoy hurting nobody Yeah Yeah A little bit You don't think it's strange though That you can't even remember Women's names That you sleep with But you can remember Everybody you beat up Yeah, I remember that You think you beat up more people Or several more women What's the sex, of course I mean I try not to beat everybody up Wax is missing his calling, man He wants to be a wrestler No, I don't want to be a wrestler That's what you enjoy You like fighting I don't like fighting I just like I like being a hero Like I like the You see that fucking guy right there Like I'm pissed off He got the gear on Hold up that gear Are you in the wide shot, Al Please That's a robot You're jealous of a robot But I want to be like I want to save Join the army, bro Like what are you doing? I'm in so many jobs The military is right there Military, be a police officer You know, you could do this for a living You could get bad guys for a living So you know when they talk about the old lady The other day who got hurt The person took in and stuff I'm like why the fuck I'm never there Like I want freebies and stuff like that I want to like the You can literally do this for a living You can get They will call you And then you can chase them down You can like research it The whole nine yards You know what I was thinking about That jet pack when you talking about the other day Yeah, that'd be fire If you had a jet pack Just be a cop Jet pack Go to the academy I think you need to be a cop I don't want to be a cop Are you told to be in the academy? I'm going to get three charges To be in the academy Go in the military Like he wants to play I cannot I can tell Wax wants to do combat Listen, I try to do it Because I want to try to do planes And I failed the ASVAP test so bad To where it was like There's no way they're going to let me in there You try to go to the military Yeah, I try to do it When I got locked up One of my times I got locked up They were like, yo We going to send you Uncle Sam And you ain't got to get locked up You'll be all right So I tried to go do the test And I failed it the worst You're not going to fit into a fighter pilot As a fighter pilot Like you're not going to fit in the plane Like he had What are you talking about? What plane are you going to fly, bro? You're not going to call the foobies I was thinking about that shit, too No, there's no way You're going to be tiny to fly those things Pilots are small Yeah, to fighter pilots? Why do you want to be in the Air Force? I just want to fly planes and shoot Everybody wants to be in the air I feel like every guy wants to be in the air This is crazy And it's actually just I'm telling you There's something there, yo I'm going to figure out Why are you like fighting more than sex Something happened to him when he was younger He got beat up to life when he was younger Listen, you know how many times that people never even go A lot of people I don't never see hustle Always got money given to them Like a lot of people were really hustlered Like never really had it And they just stuck that with that mode Like a pussy was always given to me It was like, that's nothing to me You're like, I'm going to give you a pussy for a week And I'm like, ah, that's fun You know what I'm saying? So as a guys, it's still No, it's the thing is I never get to fight I never get, I'm like competitive You know what I'm saying? So if I'm like, I'm working out all this time And all that the fuck I'm working out for Like nobody's going to try me anyway Be healthy So when I finally get to get into something It's like work You work out so you look good enough To win guys want to jack off in your truck No No, it's just Yo, people do throw sex at you, bro That's facts, dude I've seen it I've seen it That's a good ass point Guys and girls, I've seen it Real tough If a guy, if a guy thinks you're so fine He's just going to jerk off in your truck Because that's the closest thing that he could get Yo What about the guy who kissed your hand In that club that night You was there, weren't you? Of course I was there, bro I paid him $20 I ain't never told y'all that I paid him $20 I said, yo, go kiss that big guy's hand It was Carly's It was Carly's birthday I think it's all good Kissed you right in your fucking hand Walked right up to his hands Took his hand Wax, Wax gave him his hand The guy just bought up his lips Kissed that shit right in his hand Wax just looked at him like Oh, shit He turned my hand I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? No, you did not jerk him back that fast No, he's hilarious He did not He bought it back slow like Oh, shit, yeah He was looking at me You did, bro You were mesmerized by that shit You remember that night? I do remember that night All right, you want to keep talking about that? What happened that night? What happened that night? Did the lights came on and you looked at what the fuck he was playing around with? Oh, yeah Son, I got me a Bulbasaur, bro I got it was That was fucking the Bulbasaur It was dark in there, man Wax was kissing dudes I was kissing Bulbasaur's, bro What the fuck is a Bulbasaur? It's the type of Pokemon Listen, bro Yo, you know I didn't know it looked all right in the light It looked all right You know, that was kissing so crazy Like, how her lipstick Oh, my eyes Put up some positively brilliant what a fucking idiot's tale of the game Huh? You got it Amazing Well, for You almost just Yes, you almost got it Okay, so for a positively brilliant Ethan, Naomi Osaka talking about or taking time out for mental health I respect it I think Naomi Osaka is positively brilliant I mean, listen, it's not even just Naomi Osaka It's anybody Take time out when you are mentally exhausted I don't know what it is The older I get I'd be more mentally and emotionally fatigued than I do physically Physically, you can power through Yeah But man, when you're not there mentally Fuck no I'm not showing up What's the point? You know what I mean? It's not grand I reserved the right It's your job It's your job But she took the fine But she got to work a few days a year Hey, man How many days a year? You know, we're 12 days a year? You can't work 12 days a fucking year But you don't know what's going on Exactly, I don't know what's going on with her You can't work 12 days a year, though It's not like you physically injured You stress because you got to answer questions after the match You know, we're 12 days a year, B I don't know her life Bro, I work seven days a week And you don't get mentally exhausted? I do Yes Imagine I work 12 days a year I'm okay Depends what you're doing Hitting a ball, Charlotte Stop Hitting a fucking ball I hate it when we cap for these athletes Like, they do some hard shit They do They hit a ball I can't do it What do kids do before they know how to speak? Hit a fucking ball Why don't you go outside and play some ball? I can't do it I can't go out there and do what she does Dad, I know Tennis is no joke I literally do what she does What I do is she's afraid of doing for a living What? She's like, I don't want to answer questions after I play tennis I literally talk to people for a living But that shit gets exhausting In tennis Oh, now she's a woman How do you know how she identified? How do you know? Do not misgender her Do not misgender her You don't know how she identifies She identifies a woman Bullets, I don't know She's with YBN, the guy For a day I'm almost 100% positive she identifies a woman But again, you can't assume that, bro I can't assume You're right, you're right, you're right She might not even want the pronouns On top of that They probably criticize her from her race stance Everything else like that Well, what race is she? He's Haitian and Japanese, right? She's Haitian and Japanese Okay I have... I don't care how many days she work a year When you don't want to show up I reserve the right not to show up By the way, I'm notorious for that I am notorious for day of Yo I'm not coming Night before At 12 o'clock Exactly At 11 o'clock last night Earlier than day in Texas, yo Can we do a pot Thursday? I'm like, all right, bet But you know why? I go, I'll move some things around When I say I move some things around I mean, I'll move eight other people's schedules around That's what it means I agree But Charlie's schedule is a priority And I've always believed in that, supported that And always made shit work because of that And I do recognize that But I feel the same I feel the same about your schedule But you know what's so funny? I thought my appointment with one of the people In my wellness circle was around this time So I didn't want to come rush to do the podcast And then, you know, have to rush back Because you know, when I go sit down with them I want to, like, just sit down It might take some time But then I realized it was West Coast time Ah So I'm like, oh, that ain't so late in this evening So he hits us up at 11 o'clock at night And goes, yo, we could actually do it tomorrow Yeah So now I got to call all these motherfuckers Yo, because we got to do flagrant before So I'm like, yo, everybody's in at nine It's a wild situation I get it All I'm saying is I don't know So that's why what a fucking idiot for the week What a fucking idiot I don't know Naomi Osaka's, you know, schedule or anything like that But anytime somebody wants to take a mental health break I'm all for it, man I'm all for it too I just, and again, I don't know the situation And she seems like an authentic person And she's young I don't say her talk, she's young She seems like an authentic person So I do believe her when she's saying it I do oftentimes think that there are people Who take advantage of our empathy for mental health Yeah How would you know when you need it? How many know you need to take it? Exactly Like everybody deals with stress Everybody deals with depression Everybody, these are normal functions I work about 12 days a week too Exactly I think we've made it And when I say we, I mean society I think society has made it to where He said 12 days a week He definitely said 12 days a week He said 12 days a week Are you on a metric system, bro? 12 days a week Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah I've not stopped working I'm not stopped flying I'm not stopped I think he meant to say like 24, 7, 3, 6, 8, you know what I mean But he works 12 days a week He works 12 days a week 12 hours, I guess 24, yes I mean, you know how many days in Christmas? I think that, like, I forgot what the fuck I was going to say That's why I need a mental health brick So that's what you're going to know when you forget stuff? Nah, but you were in the middle of saying some shit Like people be capping about mental health and like Oh, yes, I think that I think society Is this to sell books? Do you be saying some shit like that? I think society has made it to where The stigma has been eradicated So now people aren't afraid to say Yo, I need a mental health brick And now you have Which is what happens with every movement Is you have the people who are going to take advantage of the movement Because it's an easy situation where they got feel They feel uncomfortable, they get to avoid something Man, they've been doing that in the hood And my family been doing that for years I do that shit with my girl What's wrong with that nose? It's every time my girl's upset at me, I'm sick Yes I don't want to hear it How are you going to be upset at me when I'm sick? Right? Simple as that Sick as she upset at me because I came home late I'll be like, ah, we should definitely talk about After I throw up because I'm sick Now she can't be angry at me because I'm sick Say what? Oh, you're sick I'm not sick Oh, I'm sick of her being mad at me I feel good right now I don't feel horrible I could be home the night before I do this a lot when it comes to like Like concerts and shit Like powerhouses and some shit like that I'll be home the night before And then I start thinking about All the people we got to deal with the next day Going on the stage, all that shit And like my social anxiety, I'm like, I'm not coming I'm not going And then what happens? I don't go Oh, you just skip out? Yes You skipped out on a powerhouse before? Hell yeah I don't remember that It was so boring What, without Charlotte? Yeah Because you need them there to mix it up You need them to mix it up I'm sick of your brands and some shit And then you got to think too right It's exhausting And that's another thing, right? Because it's like, yo, we go places I was saying that the other day When I went down this rabbit hole Because somebody sent me to Beaumonti Jones shit And then I just thought about all the times we went out And every time we went out, we got into some shit And that shit gets exhausting I don't want to freaking be Having confrontations with people's favorite rappers And artists every fucking time I go out Who got time for that shit? That shit is exhausting I was listening to Angela Yee talk about DC Young fly in the club Punching the guy GZ being in some club in Detroit And it was some situation Kelly Price having a situation with a promoter And all I thought to myself was This is why I be in the fucking house Yeah, we always did get into some It's always something That's stupid Am I got time for that? From that time we were standing in front of the club We in front of the club, right? And this white girl Was just, she came up to us and said something I don't even remember what she said Then her boyfriend or something Comes up to me and shakes my hand And squeezes my hand real tight Because he thought I said something to the girl And he said something I said what? I couldn't hear him I'm like, what? What? They heard him before me Yeah, he already got tore up But he got smacked I'm like, I don't even know what he's saying I don't even know what he's saying What he's saying? I forgot Why is he even smacking? Somebody else smacked him Yeah, he gotta get hit up I'm not gonna say who But somebody else smacked him This was years ago What he is, bro Oh, oh, oh Good job Did I remember Marty? Because Marty and them was with us Marty and homing, bro They was like, ah This is in the city But it's just stupid That is exhausting That is mentally and emotionally exhausting So you never know I don't know what Naomi goes through I never get into fights when I go out though Because you're white That's a great point too, Taylor Great observation It might be a little different in our society You don't know me So you're saying white people don't come out and fight? No, white people definitely fight They do, but it's just gonna be a fight I just told you a white dude came in White dude was trying to I don't know what he was trying to do He's definitely white Why do people fight y'all? That's a thing too He started that He started that shit Them goddamn Puerto Rican Damn Puerto Rican He did, son This Puerto Rican is a problem, bro It's a real problem Son, what was that? What did you say on the London show? What flavor? About the Puerto Rican thing? Maybe you fucking die laughing Oh yeah Yo, it's something we're talking about Our guys brings up Why the fuck Puerto Rican has got to play handball all the time, right? Out just goes Come on, bro, we gotta hit something They gotta get out this system They got it, man They gotta get out this system They just fucking Slapping around the ball No, y'all do take handball serious You know another thing Naomi Osaka said though She knows her limitations She said she's not good when she does interviews She was like, she don't like talking That's okay, but that's part of the job If you want to do this This is what comes with the territory And what I think that she's doing is going I'm going to use my leverage To force you guys to change the rules So they accommodate my lifestyle a little bit better But I'm sure they make money off of the press That comes from these conversations afterwards And they tie it into the TV deals, etc So it's like I understand you don't want to do it And it's an inconvenience to you And I understand the more successful people get The less they want inconveniences in their life I'm guilty of that The more successful, the more money that you have The less that you want to be inconvenienced That's right And then, and that at first it's okay You start like paying people to do some things That you wouldn't want to do But eventually you start to get a little bit of entitlement Or some people get some entitlement where they feel like They don't deserve to be inconvenienced And inconvenience is a mental health issue There's a big difference between being inconvenienced And being harassed Like, there's a massive gap right there But you know the thing about anxiety And I'm so glad that I've always been open about my anxiety Or recently Everything feels like harassment When you're rich When you're poor you're like Oh, this just sucks You ain't got no choice Try not showing up to the construction site No, no, no, I'm with you But guess what? That's why everybody, every job, every industry Should have mental health breaks Now you're right You will have some people who take advantage of those This is rich girls shit Listen, hey, I'm with you I can easily see how you can say that But we're all act like rich girls or rich dudes Or whatever in time Because when you get more money You can remove inconvenience from your life And remove Anytime you feel inconvenience When you know you can remove it It's that much more annoying That's why you see these out of touch celebrities Like exploded a restaurant Like Ellen Ellen, if somebody smelled like tuna on set Like one person smelled like tuna Because they were eating a tuna sandwich on set And then she fired that motherfucker That's what she expects She's so not used to inconvenience in her life But you're right though Because that's the thing, right When you know your triggers And I guess you're in a position to remove your triggers In your fucking triggers Exactly And then that's why I'm saying it's some rich person shit Whereas life is You gotta be inconvenienced I'm not going where I'm triggered Exactly But sometimes in life the triggers are gonna come to you That's a fact Within your job even That's a fact On social media For social media Yeah, that's why I stay off it Boom, exactly So you can stay off it But she can't She gotta go play tennis Damn So eventually you're gonna have to play tennis But by the way, clearly she doesn't Naomi made $55 million last year If she stops playing tennis You're gonna see that money go away real quick How the hell you gonna get rid of $55 million now? $55 million, I was just like that Crypto I got rid of tens of thousands Crypto You wanna make your money disappear? Invest in some crypto I don't understand crypto at all, bro Don't even get me started All crypto is I don't want my friends to get rich without me That's all crypto is Damn And it's a bunch of guys who have one of their friends Who got into it and started making a lot of money Based on absolutely nothing because it's bullshit So now the other friends are starting to go Oh no, you're not about to be the rich one Without me getting rich When I know you know nothing Like if you get rich because you work harder than me Say a lot of V, that's great But you're not gonna get rich Because a couple letters you put money behind That's right And they went up a thousand percent I mean the thing about crypto is like You don't know what's going to actually be The one cryptocurrency that everybody uses Exactly You know what I mean And what is behind crypto? Like we know at one point gold was behind the dollar Making crypto worth it China There's a limited quantity in some of them So like Bitcoin there's only gonna be 21 or 23 million Or 18 million whatever it is Ever So and that's by design by this like A lack of a better term like an equation essentially The blockchain is the thing that The mining is done on And the printing of each transaction is done on But there's a limited amount So if you have by Bitcoin When you know there's not going to be any more than 20 million Ever Now you have a piece of the world that should have value But there's no fucking value It's whatever we pretend it is There's no different than bags and you know Sneakers and all this other shit Are these sneakers worth fucking $500? Only because we decide Depends Yeah it's like yeah yeah yeah it depends It's worth six dollars Realistically I bought some motherfucking We not I got into stocks last year with the S&P 500 But I got into buying individual stocks this year AMC shit I know Man I know mother You know what made me buy AMC? That goddamn Marvel commercial That showed all the movies that were coming out Over the next couple of years in Marvel People need to go see this I was just sitting back like And I love movie theaters I want to own a movie theater one day So I'm looking like I'm gonna buy me some AMC stock I hit my financial guys I want to buy me some AMC stock This is like a month ago I bought it at $9 a share And now That shit was $42 a share this morning God bless They're doing a squeeze on it I don't give a fuck I took my initial investment out yesterday Which is like 15k I didn't even put 10% of my portfolio I just put like 15k in there I took that out yesterday And I'm just playing with house money at this point But it's just interesting to watch Cause you sitting there like I didn't do shit to make this money Well you got very lucky with that one Because I think the hedge funds were Betting against it And then the reddit community came together Similar thing to GameStop And the reddit community came together And they're like Let's fuck over the hedge funds But it's common sense though right Like yo movies got to come back Well theater's got to come back As it was the opposite The common sense was that movies were gonna be done And that's why the hedge funds Basically bet against the whole thing And then the reddit community came out And they were just like Yo fuck these hedge funds Why don't we all dump our money Into the stock to pump it up And if we can keep it pumped up long enough These hedge funds will lose millions and millions of millions of dollars So that's what they're trying to do I looked at the production studio Short squeeze it's called When I saw it at these production studios We're still spending Multi millions of dollars to produce films I'm like okay theater's not going nowhere Because I'm looking at Disney plus And HBO Max Like the experience isn't the same Unless you got a theater in your motherfucking house It's just simply not the same When I was in Miami last thing We did in Miami's We saw a movie One of the last we uh It was called Dream Horse It was actually like a really fun Dream Horse Yeah really fun Really Horse Oh how about this horse Dream Horse No no it was called Dream Horse And it was uh And we're in this movie theater And this was the coolest thing ever We were the only two people in the movie That's great Well that shit Having your feet up talking out loud About the movie To your fiance to your wife Whatever while it's going In this huge movie theater We're just mooching in there Cause you're out by yourself It's one of those things where it's like We could But like you could do whatever you want Bro welcome to my life I do morning radio So if I do morning radio six to ten I'm at the matinee baby Oh that's right No way do you meet me Yeah that's nice Yes You feel like it's the whole thing by yourself You're talking about the movie It was in that moment I really understood You know where like rich people do uh A theater in their house Like I'm surprised you don't have a theater in your house Hey man Are you building? Take all that AMC money That's why I got through the AMC money God is good you know what I mean But that's But that is a cool thing Like going there with wifey Lock in cold doors That's it Your TV outside That's kind of fine Or maybe that's a good little situation Your TV outside in the living room Where you watch You know like the fights or whatever Yeah games The games Like you want to have the shit going But then the movie room where it's like Yo we're gonna lock in Lock in But everybody don't have a theater So Quiet Place 2 did $70 million this past weekend Is that right? Yes in theaters Cruella did like 40 million And it was on Disney Plus Nice So it did 40 million at the box office Whatever it did on Disney Plus Theaters are back Quiet Place did 70 million World wide 70 million dollars And that's a horror film right? Yes rated R Son a horror film is And I don't know all the tech going on it But most horror films are pretty Super easy But they're cheap right Most of it is like tension Dark lighting There's not like these crazy explosions Or anything like that Fast and furious Probably take 100 million dollars Quiet place Then you've got no fucking dialogue I'll be a horror guy How much is I'll be the horror guy You said you wanted to be the hero Make up the mind Oh shit Yeah So You're the bad guy I think you should be in Robin Hood Men in tights No No man That's you're the bad guy Robin Hood They just gonna say Hey bring your pants And low key Robin Hood Robin Hood About a notorious dog Who likes to wear tight pants That's his calling card Call it Robin Hoods Robin Hoods Cause he's out there robbing Robin Hoods men in tights Oh my All the guys who out there who think they're tough guys In the hoods and stuff like that I'm gonna go out I like beating up the bad guys Steal from the poor gift to the me I bring it to the churches for tides Oh that's actually fun That's incredible I've actually been doing that All these years I've been selling drugs I've been selling like To pay my tides on my drug money I had another That's a good idea I had another idea for a movie I've been doing that I want to call it Carchella Carchella Yeah And it's a bunch of guys that go rob Like a car show You know how Envy does his big car show Called Carchella So you have a bunch of guys who plot These same guys who be robbing cars In Jersey and everywhere else They plot on Carchella Cause they know that's what all the cars are Like the Jamaicans in Miami It's gone in 60 seconds The bad boys Yeah It's gone in 60 seconds that Nick Cage movie Remember that shit Yes But about Carchella Yes That's fine You want them on Miami highway Like they did in bad boys When the Jamaicans stole that thing They was wilding That'd be fine They still are cars And going on the highway like that And then they're out What a crazy chase scene That's fine Envy and I'm out there Trying to chase it Envy just running Beer died dripping down his neck Are you ready to tell us? Let's take a break now Cause I got a piece Is that cool? 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Soon the paintball facility Is going to be opened up really soon So make sure y'all get your teams ready T-Diddy says she's going to have something Put something on the website So y'all put your teams up there Podcast wars Make sure y'all get your teams And figure out who you're going to fight God bless, God bless you, Wax For Bullying the Beast What did you guys have this week? Oh, Bullying the Beast We had a sex spurt And she actually let me know that I don't know how to have sex So Really? Yeah, I've been bullshitting all these years Well, that's probably why you enjoy fighting more Yeah Because you know how to fight That's coming out Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So you know how to fight You have a boxing coach, huh? Huh? You have a boxing coach, huh? No Yeah So that he can describe like How you've been fighting incorrectly as well You know what I mean? Yeah, I've probably been knocking people out Incorrectly for a really long time Yeah, but in that ring you'll get embarrassed Did you see that coach? You see that boxing coach and that's an old man That ain't got nothing to do That dude can't fight in the street That dude can't fight My little nephew will be him up For sure, that dude can't fight That boxing coach will embarrass you No, he won't The boxing coach? Yo, ho, ho, ho Tell me why you feel like he embarrassed me Because he knows how to boxing you don't Would that got to do with anything? Hand-eye coordination Like if I see something coming at me Am I not going to just move? A very, very good effort Was it because of the training that you did Or simply hand-eye coordination? Mostly it's because I played soccer first And then when I came out there I was overly exhumed I overly did things I was outstanding I was outstanding because I knew how to do more things Like my feet work and stuff, me and my size Right, but you had some training Yeah, training is what made you good I understand that, but just my ability of being who I was I knew a whole lot of dudes who trained And with the practice way more than me Coach, take the fuck out Wax the only reason why I waxed it and go in Because I was late to practice all the time I wasn't going to practice And I used to come in there and dominate Because of my ability of who I was I can't wait to have this conversation Next week after Floyd Mayweather embarrasses Logan Paul If Floyd, yeah So we can see the difference Because I don't think he understands boxing, boxing I think Wax really thinks is put the gloves on Going there and knock somebody up What you mean? That's what everybody's going to do, right? Listen, I understand there's a science to this All day long, you understand? But if you go in there and you can knock somebody to fuck out That's what happens No You would swing at Floyd Mayweather And he would, and to Floyd It would be in super slow motion And you would see Floyd laughing As you swung some big wild punch And then he connects you on your chin and knocks you out Why can't it be official punch? Because you don't know how to throw an official punch Who you talking to? In a boxing ring, it's a difference I'm not talking about a difference Ain't got nothing to do with nothing You telling me that I can't officially Throw a punch the right way? No No What's wrong with y'all? Not at Floyd Mayweather Not at Floyd Mayweather I don't give a kid what y'all talking about right now When you see how he makes Logan Paul look on Saturday I can't wait, it's Saturday or Sunday? Saturday You can't even fuck the right way How the hell you gonna box the right way? Let's be honest, bro When she told me I ain't know how to fucking fuck I was like, what the fuck is going on? I'm like, that's a what? You know girls have balls? Yeah The fuck out there? No worries That's not what she said That's what I heard She said the balls fill up And that's why girls get the squirt It fill up so much it didn't burst and that's why it squirts Oh man, what? Who would you have on? What? I can't even translate it No Can't you just sex up? I'm telling you Jadah's a Samiah They a Samiah No, that's not what you guys have to say Samiah might have some balls, bro I'm not judging Wax for anything that he's into, bro Listen, if you're into girls, I'm bossing a lot And then you squirt all over you She said you're gonna be my brother regardless Listen, it was looked like this You're gonna be someone else's sister But you're gonna be our brother Listen Ain't it look like this, yo? What is that? It had the two balls right here And it had the clip right here Okay, so that's just a little dick You were talking to someone that's a little dick No, she showed us the thing All right No, but I- That was- No, she's showing us the clitoris Then what's the two things on the side? Lips No, hell no, I mean I don't want you to pay attention in Sex Echo You know how they teaching the little first graders How to masturbate? Yeah, that was unbelievable I don't like that I don't like that We can talk about it What's your church announcements? I'm teaching a masturbation class for first graders It'll be up on Patreon No, yo, the infamous store, man Get your tickets to TheAndrewShows.com Get your tickets right now We'll be in Orlando this weekend Thank God, thank you so much That's all sold out St. Louis sold out Thanks, San Antonio might be sold out Maybe there's some tickets, go check it But TheAndrewShows.com Check out all the dates And those are the dates They're gonna be from here until the new year So if you wanna come see me Before 2021 is over Make sure you pop into one of those dates Before the tickets are gone Thank you guys for selling out all the shows That you sold out already, man Go keep doing that I've seen you in Orlando I took a picture of me Clown of me for that picture It's kind of wild It was a wild pick Mine is simple Go to BlackEffect.com Make sure you subscribe to all the podcasts On the BlackEffect Podcast Network Tamika Mallory, state of emergency How to win in the country we built Is out right now It is doing amazing Thank you to everybody that's grabbed a copy Anita Kopeck's Shallow Waters Will be out August 3rd That is a young adult fiction book That's coming out on Black Privilege Publishing So I'll be exhausting y'all Talking about that a lot real soon And my audiobook on Audible We've got answers It's free with an Audible membership Just look it up, Charlamagne the God We've got answers Okay, now let's get back to the show Yes, I don't think first graders Should be getting taught about masturbation Never I agree I was not thinking about masturbation in first grade Can you give the context to this? I don't even know what the context is I just know that this is a school that was teaching first graders about masturbation As a parent, I first of all want to give consent In order for my child to learn about those things Yes Right So it should be a form that comes home To say, hey, this is what we want to teach your child about Field trip Yes, can you do you agree If I don't agree then they don't teach my child about it They did that when we were in school Really That's what I'm saying Field trip, sex ed You had to get the paperwork signed I remember watching kids when I was in middle school Oh yeah, that was wild That's my neighborhood Really? Yeah The teacher let us watch kids I used to see some of those guys Like the black kid in there He's dead, RIP, something Hunter I think his name is We used to be a skater He'd be in the neighborhood Kids, he's talking about the movie, right? Yeah Casper and all of them Casper and all of them Yeah They let us watch that in middle school But I think that was like some summer school shit But your parents always tell you not to master big period That's just like the sin My parents never told me anything about masturbation But I know the first time that I masturbated to completion I told my father To completion? But that's something you're always supposed to hide Like you can't let people know that's what you do Yeah, I mean the only thing that you should be telling kids I'm reading it right now Parents at NYC schools are furious That this masturbation education video Is being shown in first grade Unbelievable Amanda Seal's comment How is there even time in the curriculum? Listen, the only thing you should teach kids About masturbation is don't do it in public Well That's what Amanda said she was Oh What? That there's not enough time I think she was making a joke Oh She put LOL at the end though A listener called up though today and said that they She thinks that it's okay to tell Or just like what you just said Just tell them don't do it in public Because she said that she's a teacher And she said there's kids that will masturbate in class Or they'll go to the bathroom and masturbate and all of this So they don't know any better I don't know But isn't that the beauty of life though When you're that young that you don't have any shame Like you don't even know what you're supposed to be ashamed about It should be pissing me off You know what I mean So what's it with them dudes in the train They just be jerking off on the train all the time Leave kids alone It's really bothering me man Like You don't do that I don't know Just leave them alone Let it go, Hezzy Let them feel uncomfortable Let them do things that are silly And you're a teacher And it's your responsibility You can tell them not to do something Or maybe you do something privately But you don't need to teach them how to do something So many of these kids aren't doing anything And then we feel like so much responsibility To like go on and educate the youth about everything in the world They're innocent We're the fucked up ones That's right Stop putting your fucked up shit on them Give them some time to live alone We're actually saying earlier When he's at one of these parties He likes hanging out with the kids because they don't lie At all Adults lie They lie to you They do fucked up shit And what we're trying to do is We're trying to like almost teach our kids how to lie Stop putting your fucked up shit on the kids They're fine They're innocent If a kid makes a fucked up joke to another kid He doesn't know it's wrong That's right He doesn't know If a kid calls another kid fat He's not doing it to be mean If they're young He's making an observation That's it He's really fat If you make an adjective You made your kid fat Maybe you should look at your fat fucking kid An adjective that you taught him You taught that kid That's right But if your kid is fat Maybe the parents need to stop feeding your fucking kids To make him so fat That's not the other kid's fault It's your fault If you're fat at 25 That's on you That's your fault If your fat is six Your parents is fucked up Yeah Parents fault The adults constantly fuck up the kids And for some reason We're putting a responsibility in adults Who don't even care about the kids To make them better The kids are good Leave them the fuck alone Let them be kids Stries me crazy When I was in first grade Jerking off as a devil Huh? I'm just saying That's what my old parents used to tell me Jerking off as a devil I never heard that My parents never told me anything about you That's what I'm saying They do you so you don't do it My mom and dad never had conversations With me about masturbation Nor did they ever teach me how to masturbate I just started masturbating until I was a teenager I started masturbating after I had sex They're nuts I'm serious They're not teaching the kids though The kids He's just generally like Yo, this shit is whack No, you know what it was No, no, no Come on The girl I was with was like I was in love with her And you know We weren't together no more So I was And I actually remember Jacking off thinking to myself Like man Look what she's making me do Like why am I Yeah, yeah, yeah Like why do I have to jack off? You're jacking off without porn? On your knees Yeah So I didn't use porn Until like late in life Over here in the mezzos, bro Use your fucking memory You didn't have magazines or I didn't need it Because I had everything right here And closed eyes I never dried jerk Also, I don't like jerking off my eyes open I don't like looking down and seeing me jerk off Why? That's just weird Yo, that should feel weird Like to look down at you If you're looking to mirror you and never jerk off again That's arrogant That's how narcissistic you are You're crazy Yo, I'm killing it right now I'll be looking down like this That's how it looks Wow, you, wow Oh my Oh my If you go looking in mirror or Jerk off to the same porn twice You're a killer Why are you looking in the mirror though? That's weird To make them make sure I never do it again See how silly you are Oh, you said to make sure I thought you said you're making He's being off this game He's looking at himself Yeah, that's why He was from looking at porn You're looking at himself That's, that is Yo, some guys that seem like gay dudes That are dating dudes that look just like them I'm like you arrogant You ain't even into that dude You into you Get a mirror you cocky son of bitches The fuck is wrong with y'all Like what you That don't make no sense I just tried something though And I said I did it Cause now I don't wanna never want to jerk off again It looks so stupid I often wonder I often wonder If I had never gotten molested When would I have started thinking about sex? I don't know why you had to make it all about that But we was having so much fun talking about jerk off Talking about corrupting You need to bust out the fucking violin But you missed the second part He was like if you watch the same porn twice You're a serial killer Yes, you are Nah, nah, that's not You gotta have your favorites Sometimes you gotta kind of go Let's get back to that before Charlemagne's Sarah McClellan This whole comedy You know what, why? It's not even meant to be done Yeah, keep on talking about it Keep on talking about it I got you That's why being gone in therapy Nobody takes our trauma seriously For 10 cents a day You too Can save Charlemagne from his art That really had a stinking-ass Jerry curl It was my cousin's ex-wife Whatever the fuck it was For 10 cents a day You can save Charlemagne Yo, you know what, it probably wasn't even the Jerry curl It probably wasn't on wigs Nah, she definitely had a Jerry curl Definitely the Jerry curl Cause I remember the wigs that people was putting on I think so When did y'all start thinking about sex? When did I start thinking about sex? Mine was too early too Cause you used to get molested Yeah Nah, I was humping the shit out of this teddy bear I had a big ass teddy bear And I was giving that teddy bear the work At what age? I don't know, maybe 18 But teddy bear's the only guys Listen, teddy bear's the only guys back in the day Teddy bear's wasn't a girl What are you talking about? They never made a girl teddy bear? They had a girl teddy bear? They had a bunch of girl care bears Where? Man, you are a crazy- Teddy bear's a boy, right? Say what? You never had a girl teddy bear Why is a teddy bear a boy? Teddy bear Care bear, teddy bear, care bear's a boy too Teddy is a boy Teddy's not a boy Teddy's who? Teddy stands for tenderilla No, Teddy is a dude, yo Teddy bears are- It could just be a stuffed animal It don't gotta be a teddy bear Yeah, teddy bear's really named after Theodore Roosevelt So it is that- It is the president that's based on So according to kidshouse.org I'm sorry, did you just interrupt fun? Well, we haven't too much fun, man You interrupted fun for facts? You gotta tell us a fact Wait a minute, at least Reddit, gather! Get her, Reddit! Get her! Shit Reddit is all tailors ass Real miffin Oh my goodness I gotta go to the brilliant brain Guess what, guess what Is there people at their party yet? Yeah They're starting to come Really? They're starting to come And they all suck my dick Cause it's like- Oh, shit There you go Reddit, you heard that You still don't listen to the podcast According to wax You still don't listen to the podcast And everything else So keep coming Not only do you find out you got a dick Huh? Oh But I- Anyways Anyways Children Friday night Start masturbating That's how I'm gonna say Children at 5 foot 9 5 to 9 Like the age, 5 to 9 That's what masturbation is That was- I never did that No way This is okay I didn't masturbate until my teens No no no Let me- let me- let me explain what this is This is not- I don't like the use of masturbation What it is is Touching yourself Exactly, they're like touching themselves And rub their shit up against Yes This is common It's common because It feels good It's a sensation They'll do it, right? But that doesn't mean they're actively trying to- Yeah, jerk off They just feel a good thing And then you gotta- you gotta wipe off You gotta do this when you go in the bathroom After you finish I don't even think you can come that young Say what? You can't come that young No, you can't come that young Yeah, you ain't got balls yet Your balls ain't developed But y'all can't Y'all can't I could come that young I was coming young No way I was masturbating at a young age But I- Yo, yo, I was younger I was younger I was younger Um, okay What's a young age? What's a young age? What's a young age for you? I probably was like 7 or 8 I was about 5 or 6 I was about 5 or 6 Yo, you was going on a low-marry You were old compared to everyone else I don't know I just knew that I felt good And I would Jesus I was coming or not But I- I felt this Come on, yo This is weird Yo, go watch that shit You need that, Taylor That they gotta bring that to you I can't believe this, Taylor What? Did your mom know about this? Say what? Have you gotten caught? No Hell no You get caught by your mom You'll care- She's 7 years old Playing with her low-marry I'm normal I'm honestly normal Listen If you ever get caught by your parents You probably get caught in going to jail It's normal There's a lot of- I know a lot of people that is- Was that age doing that? I didn't start matting a lot No way Teenage is teenage stuff But I didn't know what sex was or nothing like that Did you grow up in the church or something? Why? I don't know The Catholic Church They be starting out with that shit This is crazy What? It's true I remember reading this in Chelsea Handelbook She said she used to do it When she was mad young But she used to do it in public So somebody had to tell her To stop doing it Her parents used to act like they didn't see her And then somebody had to tell her To stop doing it That's why I say the only thing you gotta tell Kids is not to do it in public Cause they don't know what they're doing Is wrong And it's not wrong Let me take that back It's not wrong But you know Inappropriate Inappropriate to do it in public They said the devil You don't touch that What are you doing? Relax And then especially boys Nah, cause that's even scarier wax I'm still thinking that it's crazy What if you tell them that it's the devil And then they start getting boners And they're like Oh my god, the devil possessed me Or it is born The devil to jerk off I mean we didn't know what it meant You know what I'm saying We just like, yo, that mean don't jerk off Who want to get caught jerking off anyway? I don't know how you get caught This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard This is the dumbest thing in the world When you lock on the door Go jerk off in the bathroom like everybody else Your parents like you lock your door? In the bathroom In the bathroom You can't lock the bathroom door Who masturbates in the bathroom? I don't like my door I mean, what do you masturbate at? I used to do two days I get home from work Or not work I get home from school Jerk off Relax a little bit Take a shit Jerk off again You did two days? Two days You wow I didn't ring around my thighs and butt cheeks You're a wild guy for real You masturbate on the toilet? On the toilet Two times a day You can have two times jerk off Jerk off? Shit Jerk off again All one second You ain't having nothing to fucking do for the rest of the day After you get home from school You had nothing to do Honestly, I couldn't hold grass You wanted to do a shit Pen, bro Cut grass I grew up in Manhattan Ain't no grass to cut That's what I'm saying I saw you able to jerk off Oh yeah I'm jerking off like non-stop I didn't have chores I need y'all to love y'all Nothing to do I need y'all to love y'allself, man Say what? Love y'allself Why y'all smutting yourselves out? I was loving me You just going to bathroom and just No, man, make love to yourself Son, no, man, hell no Yes, man, put them except the womb You still gotta meet in here You gotta think about that You gotta have a jerk off before you think about that shit He had to like put your version When he was about to masturbate What's that? Set the tone? I used to use Vaseline Set the tone, baby Nah How you use Vaseline? Nah, I set the tone My mom actually was like, Yo, why are we out of Vaseline? I used to do that dumb shit Like, cause you know how you never finish a tub of Vaseline? Like, that shit last for like I've never jerked off with Vaseline I tried it once, I think it's stupid No, you gotta smash the Vaseline jar You gotta smash the picture of me in there That's what he said I bet you was way better for that, bro You way better than that You just gotta grab it and put it in your hand stupid But later tonight, I'm gonna do that show I'm 100% I'm trying that That's so fast, bro You know, after hearing this conversation They need to teach masturbation at first grade I think we should have been there for the chorus I think we missed out Can we get one of the teachers from the school to come on I learned some other shit this week, man What else? Stop smashing Vaseline jars He stopped doing that after Before he met Carla Yeah That's cool Yeah The 20-year-old girl on OnlyFans They have a new challenge on OnlyFans Where they eat a scoop of workout powder with no water Some are to the cinnamon challenge And this young lady had a heart attack No, no, she didn't die She had a heart attack though At 20? Slow down Yes, at 20 years old Doing that fucking stupid ass challenge Can't breathe I just don't understand the point Yeah When I do things, I have to ask myself why Yeah What is the why of taking a spoon full of workout powder With no water Bro, how about let's focus on the Let's see how long we can live challenge You know what I mean? Stay healthy challenge Like to stay healthy challenge Of physically, mentally, spiritually, emotionally Let's grow old people You can't be 20 years old Have grandkids challenge Yes, man Have grandkids challenge Come on What happens when you die About something over something like this That's what people want to do though How to be stupid challenge I know God is backing people away from heaven at this point It's got to be a limbo for people who die like this Because you haven't done enough to get through the pearly gates Yeah And Satan is like when he didn't really sin, he just was stupid But we don't want him here either So it's kind of like you're just hanging out Yeah, I got DMs You know the side DMs or the side DMs He ain't checking over shit Let me in Let me in Let me in It's just like, no, bro, like It's just stupid What did you think of Kyrie Disrespect Let's get into some things you won't care about next week What did you think of Kyrie Irvin Disrespect in the Celtics logo I expected it I also think it's good fodder I mean, he's just kind of like an emotional dude So I see him doing something like that But like He's also the type of guy who's like, I mean, we're just playing basketball This is a game at the end of the day And like, let's not take this too seriously and blah, blah, blah And then he stepped on an imaginary mascot So it's like, is it a game? To you too? Like, what is it? Like, I love the wrestling of it Because it gets people all charged up and excited And the fans are going to go crazy, blah, blah, blah But I find him to be a little bit hypocritical Because he can't act like he's over all the trash talk And then go and step on the mascot It's just a little Interesting What did you think? I mean, it's disrespectful But that was the point He meant disrespect He clearly meant the disrespect Also, I think, you know, Kyrie I think Kyrie should just be cognizant of other people's triggers Just like he wants people to be aware of his You know what I mean? That's all Just be aware of other people's triggers Like, you knew that was going to trigger somebody That's why he did it That's why he did it So just be aware of other people's triggers I think that, you know You know, we've seen Kyrie take breaks for his mental health Which he had every right to do But just be aware of other people's triggers Because sometimes we do unintentionally trigger people And we don't think about it To him, it's just Like, I'm going to do this on the Celtics logo We sending them home anyway You know what I mean? So I'm going to disrespect them And just be aware of other people's triggers That's all We pulled up on somebody When they played football Somebody stomped all over our logo And we went to the union They packed up in cars We went to go fight them Just for that That's really disrespectful Yeah, I thought the fan was the stupidest guy What, to throw the water bottle? Throwing the water bottle Because it's not the fan's job To defend the logo with the team Yeah You know what I mean? They're all in one Everybody is one Saw it up, but your team's getting their ass busted That should have motivated the Celtics On whatever it was When they got sent home Monday night, Tuesday night I don't remember Like, that should have motivated them To come out there and bust the fucking nuts ass At least get one more game For them disrespecting your logo And then make them come back to the garden And let the fans go crazy Buying them in all types of shit But, you know That's my thing It's just like, it's not the fan's job You know what else I was thinking too? What's that? Was Ron Artes wrong? Nope In hindsight? Nope Not at all Swing on these motherfuckers If you spit on me, dude Yeah, come on, that's different, y'all That's a soap That's a soap You go to jail for that That's a soap And we don't know what type of spit it was You know what I'm saying? Exactly, yeah Come on, come on, come on, come on Pray God, come in it or You ever say it's snot? Why would he have come? I don't know why it would never mind No, no, no, no, no, no, no Uh, shit we won't care about next week Quick, let me suck your dick I got a spit on so much I don't think anybody ever said that Who said that before in life? In life? I don't think anybody ever said that That's wild, your homeboy gets spit on He's like, man, what the fuck Man, why'd he come in that shit? It's so crazy Matter of fact, let's pay some bills, man All right, bet Let's pay some bills Then we come back with a I'm asking an idiot All right, guys, we're gonna take a break for a second Because some of you guys Might be carrying a credit card balance Month after month Okay And you're not the only ones High interest rates may get hard to pay off your debt But upstart can help you with that Join the thousands of happy borrowers Who made that final payment upstart Is the fast and easy way to pay off your debt With a personal loan all online Okay Whether it's paying off credit cards Consolidating high interest debt Or funding personal expenses Over half a million people have used upstart To get a simple fixed monthly payment Unlike other lenders Upstart looks at more than just your credit score Like your income and employment history This means that they can offer smarter rates With the trusted partners With a five minute online rate check You can see your rate upfront for loans Between $1,000 to $50,000 Okay, you can receive funds as fast as one business day After accepting your loan All right, now right now You can find out how upstart can lower your monthly payments Yours To lower your monthly payments Today when you go to upstart.com slash idiots That's upstart.com slash idiots Don't forget to use our URL To let them know we sent you Okay, one Let me tell you something One loan amounts will be determined Based on your credit Income and certain other information provided In your loan application All right So go to upstart.com slash idiots Go get your loan Consolidate that debt And pay that thing off So you can be financially free Now let's get back to the show Financial freedom is our only hope Let's go I'm beyond the genre No shit about stocks But boy that AMC stock jumping I'm so glad I'm watching Humming Humming Humming And that's the craziest part Is knowing I guess when to take your money out I told y'all I took out my initial investment But now I'm looking at this money And I'm like Do I just take it now? Do I? You know what I mean? You believe in it? I do believe in it But it's like Yeah, it might go crazy If you maybe jump up this far She might as well It's going crazy I think the highest it's ever been Is $35 That shit is at like 45 right now There's a very famous investor His name is Bernard Baruch He's the guy who Baruch College Is named after Like there's a bunch of Baruch things here And he said I made a fortune selling too soon A lot of people go Oh you don't want to sell too soon You don't want to sell too soon They act like that's a bad thing He goes I made a fortune selling too soon Yeah, yeah, yeah Because the opposite is selling too late Yeah And you lose a fortune selling too late So if you want to take your money out He's got a new win He's got a new win Exactly There's no way you're going to predict the exact height So as long as you take your money out You make some You'll have other things to invest in in the future 100% It's just like no one to pull out When a girl Like everybody goes all the way to that last Then we pull right out Exactly Nobody got pregnant pulling out too soon Why should we listen to you? Nobody got pregnant pulling out too soon, right? Why should we listen to you? You don't know how to have sex So says the sex therapist That's a good point I don't mean I don't know how to pull out But I just don't know how to like You had three girls pregnant at once Do you know how to pull out, bro? I know how to pull out You had three girls pregnant at once That was on purpose I wanted 20 20 girls at those two weeks that I was thinking like that If those two, if I had 20 girls who came I would have pregnant all 20 of them girls You didn't have STDs Why are you thinking about that? I have no idea I was just like In my life at that time You didn't have anything going on for yourself? I did I actually did I was playing ball And I was just like, yo I'm playing ball And I know I'm going to make a lot of money Shane, you want to turn your back on all the kids? And I was like, yo I'm about to have a bunch of kids And all the guys that I was around Everybody was just like nothing And everybody was like a free-for-all All the guys that you was around No, I'm just saying it was nothing A bunch of girls It was just like a bunch of wild shit happened in Miami I want to see how y'all survived Man, y'all okay? All right Yes, you had each other Miami's wild Miami's wild All right, I ain't gonna lie Miami's wild Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor Let's go Knock on one wants to know Shultz What do you feel about bonnets? How do I feel about bonnets? What's the bonnet? Is that the Nick Cannon shit? Don't act like you know a Native Black woman That's a turban Bonnet is what they put on when they go to sleep Yes Keep our hair, yeah You use one every night? None, not every night So is it like a do-rag for a girl? Yeah We wear bonnets and stars I guess I wear bonnets today Oh yeah, it's fire I don't know But you didn't ask the full question though, Taylor Like Monique was saying that you shouldn't wear that type of stuff in public Why not? Like if you're going to the airport, stuff like that Why not? Maybe girls Like you in the shower I kind of look Maybe I'm weird Like a Black woman is not presentable That's what But that's how I was You wouldn't do that I was saying I wouldn't walk out like that Respectability But I'm not a man and a girl Respectability I don't think she'd do that I wouldn't want my girl doing that What? A hair bonnet Even if she's going to the airport Not in an airport Why not? Maybe if she's going to Maybe I don't know the grocery store I don't know How am I looking at it? Can I see what it looks like? Like it's not like we have a hair bonnet If I was on a long flight And I was flying somewhere I put my hair bonnet on But can I see what it looks like? Now she's in a chair But if she's walking through the airport Maybe a little different I don't see the problem What's the issue? Especially if it's early morning Show me a hair bonnet There's no hair bonnets Oh yeah, yeah, you can't wear that type of thing I don't think it's like that Shower cap This is the shower that I was on yesterday Who? Tiz He definitely gave her Jamaicans with the long dredge He had that only way to bun it It's stocked, man It's stocked They did That's not funny Jamaicans, dude I thought this was different I thought it was the tight one The one that's like wrap super tight Why am I so blind? That's a scarf That's a scarf But I don't know Jamaicans wear bun Jamaican men with long dredlocks Or any men with long dredlocks Man, they wear bonnets, man They wear bonnets, bro They wear bonnets Jamaican men wear bonnets Look, that's a bonnet Type in dredlock in a bonnet Do it, man Hey, say that, too, Jamaican Say that to a Jamaican Alex, type in dredlock in a bonnet See what comes up Or man bonnet Donovan, put your hair in your bonnet Say that shit to your habits Me no wearing a bonnet That's a male bonnet That's a male bonnet Look, look at the satin Come on, man Look at the dude in the blue Sleep cap Saddle in a sleep cap Yeah, but nah Look at dude in the blue Wasn't everybody clowning that girl? Nah, we on the plane as she do it That's cool Hold on, what? You know the guy who cheated He got caught cheating And then his girl came out And she was like Had a bonnet right sitting next to him Was everybody clowning Was that clown ass dude? That loser Yeah, that clown That clown ass Clown was the name That's motherfucking And people were clowning shorty Because she had a bonnet on in the video Yeah Yeah, you're right Different context, different circumstances You see that young lady in the airport You minding your business You know what I'm saying? She's at the airport with that on You're not Bro, white people have no fucking clue Like what black people wear their hair as Black people, it's like you can have short hair Taylor all of a sudden has dreads out of nowhere Like we don't even know what's going on with your hair So like the idea that we could be like Oh, that's inappropriate Like we don't care Like whatever you do, that's fine We assume it's cool We'll try to do it and it looks weird And then that's it You guys get to decide what's appropriate or not But white people aren't going Is she wearing a bonnet on the airplane? I don't even think about it I be minding my business Now one thing we'll need to say That I agree with the pajamas I think pajamas is a little while Bajamas is wild to be at the airport I think they're saying How can I have pajamas? You talk problems Son, do you see what people wear out? Like have you been to a club? They wear bikinis out Like it's numb Wear pajamas Please wear pajamas I hope my daughter wears some fucking pajamas Before she wears these outfit These girls wear it in the club Wear pajamas to the club Wear pajamas everywhere Yes, of course Everybody minding fucking business Mind the business at all You don't know why she got the bonnet on That means he might have a bald spot You might have a bald spot Yeah Poor girl That's never the reason That's probably the reason No, for real My bald spot So he should be wearing a body all day long That's why Wax wears a durag all the time 100% Because he got a bald spot You got a bald spot? That's What? Jackson showed you the picture Nah, send me that shit What's the rapper name? Aliblatian What does she go with? Does he shit go with? Alipetian Alipetian Let me see that No I'm gonna show you my bald spot You really got a baldie? Yes, you got a bald spot It's because the dreads are weighing down too much It's pulling your hair apart Yes, I guess Why not buzz it up? Why you do that? Just buzz your hair You just not say you don't tell Black people to do with their hair I'm not I said why not? I didn't say you should You don't let them tell you what to do with your body Okay Your body, your choice, Wax All right How stupid do you look with dreads in a bald spot? That's crazy Chill out, man That looks dumb, bro What are you talking about? You got full-long dreads and you got a bald spot up there That's nuts Yo, that's nuts Hey, what if I had some long-ass hair and then just the middle was missing? No, I don't see 20 white people like that Plenty And y'all think they're crazy No I was looking, I was like, oh, okay If a white man with a fucking long-ass hair and a bald spot in the middle walks into a crowded area with a backpack And he's like, you don't want to let it go? Yes I literally looked at what I think He got balls You don't want to let it go You don't want to let it go That's what you guys are thinking So I'm a little bit more prejudiced to my own people than y'all are If a white man with a haircut with a backpack walks into a crowded area I'm jumping on that motherfucker So hold on, so what are you guys... What about the bowhead guys? Steve, Steve, one hair The opposite bow cut The opposite bow cut Yeah, you know how the bow cut you have all the sides done but now they just got the middle gone And the middle going Yeah I mean, you see a white guy that looks like he doesn't care about his hair at all That's cause of concern That's cause of concern 100% Like, and if you're not doing that then honestly, that's on you What if the hair on the edges is done right though? Like, it might have the bald spot but everything else is gentle, nice and neat Calm, brush down I don't trust that guy No, no, no, it's different With you, something's off I don't trust the comb-over guys No, the comb-over guys that trust No, no, no, no, no The guys that got the bald spot but they try to take some hair from this side I don't trust that guy No, I don't trust that You can trust him You can work at the bank Or he a Carlot guy You can trust them They care the way they look They try to fight for it They want to be here They want to be here from tomorrow, right? They're going, I don't want my hair to... I want to keep as much of my hair on top of my head as possible because I like this life I'm going to keep it going The motherfuckers have just stopped doing that hair The white people just don't care about the outfit or nothing like that You should walk up to the white men and come over and say, you ghetto, yo You know what I'm saying? And you don't even have to be Stop trying to be something out of nothing They do not like being called ghetto We called this white person ghetto in Mexico because he was fighting And my friend's like, even being a little ghetto He goes, I'm not no ghetto Or that's exactly how he said it Really? All right Because they're a quick ghetto with black I didn't know ghetto was a thing They were fighting randomly though Ghetto is, ghetto is wack Like, I can't feel it Nobody wants to be in the ghetto Nobody wants to be ghetto If I said to you, yo, stop, stop acting so ghetto Would you do that? I don't mind I never got that before If I said... You're a ghetto wack I don't even know what a ghetto is So tell me what ghetto is Wax is not ghetto Wax is wack You're tacky Yeah, I don't think blacks are ghetto Tell me what ghetto is I don't know, bro He is Oh, thank you Thank you Look at him My girl in the home Wax presents ghetto He's in the home He presents ghetto Matter of fact Don't disrespect people in the ghetto, yo People in the ghetto Wait eight times way better than that They keep them way cleaner than that My girl in the home Your Tim's a disaster Yo, you took that homeless man's socks, yo That's what he didn't tell us You took that homeless You took that homeless man's socks, yo Buy you some socks She come in this week Carla, please, man Please Please I dress myself every day now You hit some pants, too No, I'm not gonna lie, bro I washed them shit by myself Your Tim's are holding on, bro No, bro Like, they're chilling in the home over Your Tim's look like they're coming in Your Tim's look like they got vaccinated, bro They just got the second shot I'ma low down today, man I'll be back in a couple days It's her fault Listen, I told him I get dressed as she comes so Oh, oh my God First time Tim's looking like a work boot Yo Them shit look like they do like a comb over a ferroto They do Listen, I'm going home with these shit Look at your shoes, bro They look like you got golden retrievers on your feet, bro Yo, how'd it come? Baby, it's gone your fault It's gone your fault Come on, bro This is crazy You're not gonna do all of it You're crazy right now Listen I'm not gonna go shopping for myself or my dude Go to Target and just go to dressing room You should have gave those to the homeless guy, yo You really should have, man And the socks The whole thing You're the whole outfit You got white guys' Tim's on, bro You got literally white guys' Tim's on Why are you wearing white dudes' Tim's, bro? What's going on, man? I don't know, man She's not here, y'all So I'm just like, fuck Carla, please Please, Carla Move up We need you Please This guy's looking crazy right now Give us another asking idiot, Taylor I don't want to have mercy Yeah You gotta get her here I like how we came full circle up About Puerto Rico on this podcast We really need you because You look like you treated your Tim's Like a Vaseline Char, bro What you talking about? Stop fucking the Vaseline Char Stop fucking your Tim's Stop fucking that Tim's Yo, look how exhausted the Tim's like Like, yo Leave me be, man You don't walk around to me all day And then, fuck this shit out of me at night And she tell you how soon she got I'm sure she gonna probably put up in here Like, I just got them them shit I just Hey, yo Your Tim's need a mental health break, yo They are exhausted You got that, man You got that Come on They are exhausted, bro Oh, shit What you doing? Yelling at them? Trying to wake them up? Yeah Like, like the Tim's Like the Tim's gonna CPO So the Tim's like You're You're Look at those fucking Tim's, bro Yeah What kind of car you drove in? All jokes aside, bro All jokes aside That's when they the most comfortable though What? When they like that I love them like that I'm not gonna lie For him, bro That's why I always fucked up Very uncomfortable It was an asking that you tell Just truly embarrassing Um I kind of want to know this though They, someone Shane Omak says What does oink oink shower time mean? Oh, that's an old school Yeah That's an old school We can tell you that when we're 50 60 Yeah 10 more years You gotta come back around to that The over two windows on that Still up Yeah, no, that was, yeah Okay, sorry Talk about that 10 years from now Yeah Sorry Okay I want people to think about all this stuff 10 years from now When we really old And don't really give a fuck no more Yeah Oink oink shower time That's the tip of the lip though Yo, oink oink shower time was super lit Get that shit All right Um It was fire Hilarious D.S. underscore double Underscore you wants to know If you could share one life hack With your children Future children What would it be? One life hack? I mean when you got kids Everything is a life hack Because you know If you're a certain age You've lived So you've had experiences That they don't have yet You know what I'm saying You've learned things That they have yet to learn So it's really a cheat code That's why I always tell kids Listen to your elders You know what I mean Like it's a Cheat code Like it's a shortcut to victory All you gotta do is listen to those Who came before you By the way It don't even always have to be elders Just listen to those who came Before you And I'm not saying do exactly what it is That they do Just listen Just listen Yeah The cheat code Don't shy away from the bad things too No no no You got to That actually made me You got to The bad things that made me least No we're not to do Same You know what I'm saying So you need the bad things too I'm happy I was able to grow up in the hood Because I've seen both sides I've seen me growing up in a church Then I've seen me actually growing up in the hood And I've seen both sides So I adapted both I know what not to do and what to do Amen Mr. Dobsman Oh no Can you learn to become an alpha male Or is it something you were just born with I don't even know what the fuck that means I think it's something you're born with I'm saying You're not an alpha male What? It's guaranteed I'm a protector It's like some things But you're a protector with that What's the definition of alpha male Alpha male I can't argue something I would say it's me I say I'm an alpha male I'm a protector The second wax I hear that question He's like No I said I'm your boy with Charlotte Me he was like Oh I'ma take this away from you Yeah yeah yeah I want to know what you mean You're an alpha male wax You're not an alpha male Alpha males don't run from mice You're not a wax Alpha males don't run from mice Alpha males pick mice up And bite the haves off Bite it How? How ratatouille How? Listen I listen to my I listen to my Who can handle that? Handle that I give all the big shit You know what I'm saying Word is born That motherfucker right there came alive Y'all all run You too No I won't If that shit come alive And you don't run Something wrong with you Something wrong with you If that shit came alive But instead of speaking it just went Ssssssss Ssssss Ssssss I'ma kick the hell out of this boy I'ma get a little mouth sound I'ma try to holla I'ma hear you want some hoos wax and we try to blow some sweet weed in his face. Well, there's just a rat sitting right next to him, though. What if that shit comes off as a rat face? It's inside doing the whole thing. I don't care about the rat face. It's about the small shit that I think is going to go up in my fucking pants leg. And I can't take it, y'all. I can't take it, y'all. What's the definition of alfamil? It says, dominate, well, they only have her for animals. Where they at that way? Yeah, this squirrel or something going up the pants leg. Unbelievable. No way. I just thought of my next trick. What? I just thought of my next trick. I'm going to give you a train rat. I'm going to give you a train mouse. Nobody got to ask for this shit. I'm going to give you a train mouse. I'm going to figure out how to make a mouse run up your leg, bro. That shit, I would pay to see wax dance. You ain't never saw a wax dance. Imagine a rat running up them goddamn Timbs and going up them tight yoga pants. Oh, that was so funny. So it says dominate male animal in a particular group. Dominate male what? Animal. Animal? Yeah, in a particular, when I say alfamil, I just type in alfamil. It's an animal? Definitely alfamil. Well, they relate it to animal more. Yeah, I don't know. I can say alfamil doesn't run for mice, bro. I don't think that's all it's about. I mean technically in that group. And it says a man tending to assume a dominant or domineering role in a social or professional situation. So a top can be an alfamil. Yeah. If you a power top in a relationship. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So. All right. Next question. That's the definition. That's not what it is. We're going to get to it next week. Out. Okay. Wax can be a dominant male. Power top. Power top. In a group of animals, unless a mouse is in the room and then you're a beta. That's right. You're a beta to mice. You're a bottom to mice. Yeah. You're a bottom. You're a mouse bottom. You're a Mickey Mouse from bottom. Yeah, you really are. You're Minnie. We're going to call you Minnie. Minnie got way more dominance in the bedroom. You think so? Yeah, absolutely. You slanging at that? Yeah, you goofy, bro. You know what? Yeah. I don't know how to have sex. You might be right. You said what? I just found out I don't know how to smash. Okay. Give us one more. She banks. What's the note? Where do you see Braynitson in five years? I don't know, man. It depends on his AMC stock. Yeah. Cheryl might not be here next year if there's AMC stock. I like doing Braynitson's therapeutic. You know what I mean? I like coming here and just kicking the shit. I just missed the days and we could just kick the shit without motherfuckers all in our goddamn business. Shit. This shit we kicking is for us. Y'all, I wonder if we get to do that one of these days like in the future. Like we could find a way. Yeah, let me not put that out there just yet. But if it's cool to like just have some shit that you could just say. Maybe we just need to have this live show. Yes. With no phones. Yes. No nothing. And let's just have a, you know. Let it rip. Let that guy come alive. I mean listen, by the way, people evolve. We all grow. It's nothing like I'm, you know, we're not saying. It's just that, it's a, the scrutiny is stupid. Like you get tired of explaining every fucking thing, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I realize? Like people evolve in their behavior, but not in their sense of humor. Like I, No, that's real. Cause it's juvenile as fuck. I like juvenile. Love it. Dark. You know what I mean? You want to train the rat to go up wax his leg. That's funny. That's hilarious. That's funny. I don't want to put doodle on nobody. Maybe I'll put some doodle. You know what? I see that Pico. Listen. You know what's funny? That dude had a Pico and I promise it took me right to that guy. The code I put the doodle in. Yeah. That Pico. I'm like the fuck you doing a Pico? You not old that Pico it is bro. We're fucking socks on. And I got little kids too. So like my oldest is 12, about to be 13. Right. And then I got five and two. But they playing pranks on you all day. All day. And it's like. Did they do something to your shaving cream or anything? My oldest dog know. But my oldest daughter is at the age where she just laughs at us. Yeah. And I'm at the point where I'm about, when she turned 13, I'm like, what the fuck is you laughing at? What's so funny? What are you laughing at? Just be laughing. Like everything's a joke. We just joking to you. She told us that. But we clowns, huh? Mom and daddy just joking. We just two joking individuals to you, huh? You just find us funny. Yeah. That's it. Everything. I mean, I don't know. Like my obnoxious ass laugh at people. What is so funny? You don't know what's going on. You try and pronounce the old, the young one. I don't even know. She corrects me. It's this time to ask. There's really a new language. You have no power in your house when you're a man. And you got three daughters and a wife. There's no, you have no power. You got a girl period. You ain't got no power. You don't get no saying nothing. You just dare. Are y'all all betas then? You said what? Y'all all betas then? Yeah, we're betas in the house. I don't know what. I'm a daddy and a husband. I don't know. It's whatever. I'm punching bag. Hey, bro. We could be betas in the house. That's fine. What's a bait of the fish? Yep. Go fish. And I get pumped from top to bottom. Yeah, yeah. Beta is short for master beta. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was something like that. I get pumped from top to bottom. Oldest daughter, youngest daughter. Youngest daughter is two telling me what not to say and what not to do. How not to talk to them. All right, man. You know, okay, what am I supposed to do here? Go sit on the porch. I get pumped, too. That's what I do. I go sit on the porch. I'm going to get a dog. You get a dog? Get me a dog. That's a lot of work, bro. You got to get the dog. That's a lot of work. It helps. I've got the kids. I got the dog. That's a lot of work. You like dogs? No, I don't like dogs. I'm going to say you don't even like dogs. You just want a friend. You just want a friend. You need another boy in the house. I'm telling you what, bro, I'm telling you, because listen, when you get upset, you can curse the dog out, talk to the dog out. I don't want to curse the dog out neither. Yes, you will. I'm telling you it's going to help you. I hope you pay attention to him and love him. He will. That's all he wants. But during the training, he's going to just shit on your foot or something. Like, what the fuck? And then you get to let it out. I'm telling you, he's shit on his toes. That explains it. All right, guys. I think we did it. Did we do it? We did it, bro. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the Brilliant Ideas podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.