 What did you Google Taylor? It's not gonna show up Does Google the trailer? I was on the trailer Yeah, Google the trailer for drive What the fuck today Taylor? I'm here for it You look diesel as shit You don't think so? I never see that He looked at you, he saw a certain angle You look fucked today Taylor His autism just slipped right out You look fucked today You look fucked though, you look diesel Hey, what are you deadlifed to her? Fuck she get all her muscles in a week Damn Taylor, you look fucked Becky Lynch Press play Taylor Yep, Charlamagne the God Andrew Schultz We are the brilliant idiots podcast And this week's podcast is brought to you by Squarespace Squarespace is the all in one website platform For entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online Whether you're just starting out Or managing a growing brand Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website Engage with your audience And sell anything from products to content to time All in one place, all in your terms Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial When you're ready to launch Go to Squarespace.com slash idiots To save 10% off your first purchase Of a website or domain That Squarespace.com slash idiots To save 10% off your first purchase Of a website or domain Let's start the show As a Kyle Walker Yo The dream killer The dream killer You are the dream killer Yo Why do you want to kill the dream chaser's dream? I have never seen anybody be on Meek like this Since Arbry Graham Yo I'm not on Meek, what are you talking about? I love Meek, I said free Meek I'm the only ones defending Meek Saying he's not gay He don't want to be in these situations I'm the only one on the internet saying that But you keep bringing him back to the game He's a victim He's a victim of the joke He's a victim of the joke In the joke, even in the joke, he's a victim He doesn't want to be there He doesn't want to be there I'm Team Meek Bro, you did the form this weekend Form was crazy How did it feel? Crazy, amazing Thank you so much everybody came out That was awesome How did it feel? I didn't feel anything until I drove up And I saw it in the distance And the forum When you look at Massive Square Garden Or you look at a lot of arenas that are in a city They're all blocked by other massive buildings But the forum is It looks like the fucking Roman Coliseum It has the columns and the red behind it And then it's this massive parking lot around it So it's the only structure The five mile radius And that was like That was kind of profound That's what Magic One rings That's what Kareem One rings Magic was probably in the showers Taking beautiful women down In the 80s You know what I'm saying I'm just saying man You had to feel something Well they did a renovation since then What they did? Oh okay Did they sanitize the place? I think that's what they did I don't even think they renovated it I think they just did Purell Shout out to the forum man Shout out to everybody that came out man That was fucking awesome dude I had homeboys texting me while you were there People was texting me while you were there Man Decided to just Evasquerate Is that the word? Evascerate Evascerate Evascerate I like Evasquerate I have vascularated Hey three times New York Times best sound author right here I have a double claim to be able to pronounce nothing You evas- you evas- Why do you keep doing that to me? Why do you keep doing this word I can't pronounce it to me? I thought the joke was about Ditty Ditty joke fair game at this point It's Ditty joke I did a Ditty joke Damn meek Yo I love meek I love meek I know I know you do One of my favorite songs is Tory Lane's and Meek This is what I told Andrew man This is what I really mean And I love saying things like this Because I know it's going to piss off a whole bunch of black comedians How are you out hip-hopping the black comedians? How you gonna make this? How you gonna make this? How you gonna make this? Brutal How is he? How is he? Don't let him do this to us comedians Don't let him do it to us Why aren't I giving Andrew no smoke on Club Shay Shay? He's United Stan's United How is he out hip-hopping the black comedians? How? This is a played a joke Taylor This is a perfectly executed cultural hip-hop joke Where is the joke at? Oh my god Taylor Great producer Great producer in all the podcasting Great producer in all the podcasting One thing Taylor is going to do is keep you humble Go to his page Where is the joke? You see Diddy's house right there First of all this is hilarious Because just seeing you standing there like this With the caption Diddy's house You don't know if it's about to be something serious Or a joke Like fresh plain Taylor LA I got tired of the media trying to smear this great city They're saying you're a bunch of fucking criminals Drug addicts and pedophiles That is not the whole city That is a very small specific section of the city It's called Diddy's house That is... listen Allegedly Diddy go to jail? What's the over under? Someone asked Shohei Otani I know he got the... Those Japanese love gambling bro Or I believe they call it driving But whatever man This is the only reason I think he might be guilty Every celebrity in LA has had their home robbed Except Diddy And I thought about it It's like bro, Rob and Diddy is terrifying Because what if he's there? You break down the door He's butt naked on the couch Meek Mill sitting on his lap Just petting him like a Maltese cat Meek Mill crying I thought you was finished It's like, can't stop, won't stop You try to run out You run out, the door is locked You turn around, all of a sudden you hear You hate Go nowhere You hate Go nowhere I can't be stopped now It's your asshole tonight Jesus Christ man God, Diddy Diddy was a nuclear weapon in the form of a joke Stop the shit God damn man Hezzy Schema That's why I like that God man I posted it yesterday On Instagram It shows up, no caption Won't let me comment or won't let anybody comment I'm like, oh fuck, what's going on I thought the joke is flagged I get a text from you immediately You go, yo what happened to the joke I'm like, bro, I think Diddy's involved with Facebook Every time I try to post it It doesn't show up I'm literally thinking there's a conspiracy of the ages I think it was the pedophiles I'm not even joking Facebook was down And Instagram was down for a few hours during the day It was? Yeah We reposted the joke and all that The curse words out, everything out didn't matter Well, that is a phenomenal joke I mean It's just a phenomenal joke It's one of those jokes Even if you're the main victim of the joke You gotta give it up You gotta kinda chuckle You gotta chuckle Great fucking joke Poor Meek, man Yo, you keep bringing it What about Shohei Otani I don't even know who the fuck that was So that's why this is I didn't know who that was So this is deep cut So Shohei Otani is the Japanese baseball player That got that like $700 million deal He plays for the LA Dodgers So he's LA And he got in trouble Because he said he paid his interpreter $4 million so his interpreter could pay off a debt But people were like Why would your interpreter be able to rack up a $4 million debt So they started to go Oh, this motherfucker is gambling And then they changed the story to My interpreter stole $4 million from me That was a deep cut So yeah, it was just Meek I didn't get that one But I liked it because I liked the follow up Because I immediately understood the follow up Japanese club camp They called that driving I cut it on the clip But I had another one Because I kinda fucked it up But they called him the Japanese Babe Ruth Or as I call them A great bamboo stick Fucking terrorist Fucking terrorist This is a terrorist right here, man But once again Andrew Shoht is out hip-hop In all the black comedians Yo, stop trying to create these narratives Don't let Charlemagne create these narratives Comedians do not let this happen Because how do you not As a comedian have that Or maybe they're just Maybe they're still working it out In the comedy clubs and stuff like that Because a lot of people That's a very risky joke to do in front of 18,000 people Yeah, it was kinda You know what I'm saying You're in front of 18,000 people You kinda wanna go out there with your best shit, right? Yeah, I didn't know that we were gonna I had no clue Literally it was like 15 minutes before I went out And I was like, oh fuck Because I got to LA I was telling everybody I'm playing with this But I got to LA Friday Because I was like, let me try to work out some local shit Yeah Because sometimes I like to do some local stuff You know, to start the show And I went out Friday night And every local thing I was doing was bombin' Really? So I was like That joke? No, I didn't do that I didn't think of that one yet And then it was literally like 30 minutes before the show And I was like, man, what can I open up with locally None of this local shit is hitting And then I was like, oh fuck It's not about LA It's about Diddy That's the story Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That's the fucking thing Anyway What I'm simply saying is, man I think that folks are using a lot of their best material On podcasts And I think some of these takes do serve better on this stage If you was to say that same thing on a podcast It's still funny because you're a comedian And people know it But it's different when you see it on the stage When you see it on the stage It's a joke It's art Nothing else but a joke It's just a joke That's right On a podcast, people can take it This is how I feel I need you to know that That's right Let's fucking fight now That's right It's like seeing something in a song Yeah If you're in a podcast Bro, imagine DMX was singing that song with all the girls But he was just saying it in a podcast It was key shit You'd be like, God damn He's a hoe Yeah Did he test it? Was he at the forum with magic in the 80s? He's the whole thing But in a song It's funny, it's fire That's right, that's right, that's right So yeah, great plays right time Speaking of beef Jarrod Carmichael What happened with Jarrod? Played Jarrod Played Jarrod Played Jarrod I love Jarrod Carmichael I want the record to show What happened with Jarrod? I want to put that on record Before I comment on any of this Press play This is his reality show On HBO Yes Let me hold on Let me read the headline for us, Taylor This is from Neighborhood Talk OMG Jarrod Carmichael Confronts Tyler the creator About avoiding him After he confessed his feelings for him Tyler then laughed in his face While remembering he replied Back stupid bitch Camera I mean that seems like the most Tyler answer It kind of felt like a distance Between us I have an idea of what it Is But what I think It's because I told you I had feelings for you And you We didn't talk about it Ever That was like weird I don't know if it was Just too awkward to talk about Or too I don't know I don't know Like it's just like I feel like you're rough And you're hanging out There a little bit Like when you said that I think I replied With like someone super Mad Normal regular Like You laughed And called me Stupid bitch Yeah That was That was the man Yeah That was the man You know I'm so crazy About this I remember one time How many times Jarrod gonna come out Yeah How many times Jarrod gonna come out How many times How many times Can you come out How many times Can you come out How many times Jarrod has done like Three of these What is the show about Is it coming out again I don't know He is about his lifestyle Like I watched some of it About being gay Man he did this before A couple years ago He did this He told his I think his mom and grandma He was gay Nobody really cared Bro I thought He had a terminal illness But during I I literally I was like No way But during There's no way He's coming out He's gay again Again Then he did He's going back and forth He's going back and forth On the stage Like him telling it As a joke But you told us In Rotanio I guess this Right here I haven't watched it yet But it seems like This is more just Of an exploration Of his actual Life Cause I saw the trail Of him Sucking toes Sucking white men's Toes and shit Like that You know what I'm saying About this I remember The last time Gerard did breakfast club How'd you know How'd you know what it was What? The foot I just saw the trail I just know it's not black Yeah but the bottom Of my feet are all white That's why I did it Wide I said white Asian Anybody that could be that You He said not black It could be black No he wasn't black No he definitely wasn't black A bobble Black man's foot is White man's foot Pull it up tell So he can see Pull it up So he can see this White foot and Gerard Carmichael's mark Feet don't have gender A foot is a foot You know what's so crazy Last time Gerard Did breakfast club I don't know if it was the last time But I just remember me And Gerard talked This one was in the old studio He came out But no he was talking to me About how Dope Tyler the creator was And I think I missed the whole point Of the conversation Oh he was flirting I'm sitting there Maybe I thought he was talking About wrath But he was talking About something else And I'm like Yeah Tyler the creator is dope And he's bigger than I realized You know what I mean I was talking about him As a hearty He's bigger Than people we even realize You started it Yes I know You really started it You didn't even want none of that Until you was talking about his meat You meat checked him Live on the breakfast club No we weren't This wasn't even on the air Off air you meat checked him This was just us Having a conversation I didn't meat check him He was just talking to me About Tyler Has Tyler ever been up here You meat checked Tyler In front of him He was like I need that He was like Tyler's never been on breakfast club I'm like No Tyler's never been on breakfast club And he was like Man Tyler's dope I'm like Yeah Tyler is dope man I said And he's bigger than You know people even realize I don't know I didn't know Gerardo was talking about Something else But what happened What you mean When you said that sentence What happened next I think I kind of Realized after After that fact Of the conversation That Oh no you talking about Something else I think I realized That he had a crush on him I thought he actually Was dating back in the day To be honest But I guess not If Tyler curved him What did you Google Taylor It's not going to show up I'm just trying to say There's Google to the Trailer I was on the trailer Yeah Google to the Trailer for dry What you looking for today Taylor You look diesel as shit You look like you're Wearing that shit Drinking air in on a sentence You don't think I'm sorry I never said What the hell You suck You suck You suck You suck A shaman No control You got no control On what's everything Above the neck He can't control Below the neck Maybe by this shit He looked at you He saw a certain angle You look fucked today Taylor His autism just slipped right out Taylor You look fucked today You little fuck today, she's beautiful. Hey, what are you doing, little fella? Don't look like that. She looks like she got that shirt Drake be wearing on stage, man. And you got your natural hair out. Excuse me, talk to me next time. Surprise for your afterwards. But y'all got to act correct. And I like how you low-key called Drake buff on stage. No, Drake wears this shirt that makes him it's a fake shirt. It's the fake muscles. You didn't know that? But you think that Taylor got fake muscles? Wait, Drake's wearing it. No, Drake wears this fake shirt on stage. You ain't seen that shit? I know he's just talking about it. What is on his chest? It's not fake, Taylor. This is not a fucking shirt. Taylor, what's the surprise? You do look buff, though. You look diesel. Taylor, tell us a surprise. Are you going to tear a phone book in half or something? I said, talking to you nice, right? I am talking to you nice. A natural head-o, natural head-o, tail. He said, he said, Taylor, you look what? He said you look diesel. What? You didn't? No. What? No. It's a buff. It's a great dula-viso. He's just talking about pull it some challenge. You know, get off. She's like, mid-size. What's this shit? I was like, mid-size. It's great. He was talking about pulling some shit. Jorad Jitka has sucked at something. Look this shoe. I'm not sure it can get all their muscles in a week. Damn, Taylor, you look buff. This is Becky Lynch, press play, Taylor. Is there more toe sucking? Here's the thing, man. How do we feel about on camera honesty? It feels forced. I think he's trying to call himself out. What do you mean? He was like, I'm trying to be as truthful as possible. And then I think his friend goes, you can't be truthful. There's cameras everywhere. That's my point. So this seems forced. Yes. You suck in toes. I don't need to see you do that in order to say, oh, Gerard Carmichael is being honest. Yeah. You know, when I saw Gerard host the... When did Gerard host? What was it that he hosted? The Global Awards. Golden Globes, maybe. It was one of those award shows. Golden Globes. Golden Globes. I felt like there was a level of honesty in his monologues. You know what I mean? So I don't need you to be sucking toes on camera to be like, oh, Gerard's being honest. Do you think he believes that we don't believe he's gay? Does he feel like he needs to prove the homosexuality? Well, you shouldn't be sucking toes in. You gotta suck a dick on camera. Sucking toes on camera don't necessarily make you gay. Who says he doesn't? What? First of all, I agree with you on that. Sucking toes don't make you gay. A foot is a foot. Sucking a dick. Sucking a dick. You're trying to prove you're gay. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying. I can't. I can't. What's your game about over there? It's your ball fast. I'm just saying, people do shit like that on Fear Factor Challenges, like, all right, you suck some toes. That is more of a game show experience. Sucking a foot is more of a game show experience. Sucking a dick. That's equally bad, bro. You think sucking a toe is like sucking a dick? A man's toe? No. Like, think about the optics of that. Don't worry about man or female. It's just a toe. What is that toe done? No, no. But that's the difference. If it's another man's toe, it's way different. No, it's not. I think your manlyhood starts at the ankle. I think a foot is fair game, dude. A beautiful foot is a beautiful foot. So when you look at FV online, you don't... If it catches me, if I don't know... Chris, why are you here playing? I feel like you sucked a man's toe before. Why are you looking at us like you sucked a man's toe? I was just thinking about it. I did see a Japanese game show. Of course you fucking saw a Japanese game show where there's fucking toes. No, not toes. Oh, what? It was a gay porn star. The challenge was, could he suck a straight... No, it was not a porn star. A gay man trying to suck a straight porn star's dick to see if he could make him come on the TV show. That was the challenge. That's the pressure they're showing over in Taiwan? Chris? Yeah, and it was crazy. Yo, China in vain. Yo, China in vain. It's getting crazy over there. What the fuck? They need a little bit of order. The crazy thing was... They need a little bit of discipline. It was all during the middle of the day and I was watching it with all my wife's relatives. We were just sitting on a couch. Yo, I'm not going to lie. Japan is like 30 years ahead in game shows. They got one game show where like, you got to try to sing karaoke while a girl's jerking you off. Really? And you got to see if you get through the whole song before she makes you nut. Dang. That's the show. Did he nut? Yeah. The guy... What did your family do? So you watched a completion, bro? What did your family do? What did your family do? What did your family do? By the way, I'm souls. I won't watch. I'm looking for this shit online later. It was crazy because one of the guys was basically incapacitated. I mean, he was like 85 years old. He couldn't move. He was in a chair. And so I didn't want to... He seemed to be watching it, so I didn't... You think by choice he was watching or he was just watching the news before and then this fucking... I had no idea what was going on. It was one of the wildest things I've ever seen, though. That was crazy. And did he react in any way to it? Nothing. No reaction whatsoever. What's the name of the show? It was just a regular Japanese... They run a lot of Japanese programming. The game shows are nuts in Japan. But they got the nerve to talk about Western civilization and how bad we are. They banning our shit from TikTok over there. And they swish it like that. That's China. This is Japan. Oh. Japan stays wild and I'm not going to lie. Damn. Don't say blurb private parts in there. Well, I think they... They did blurb. I think they had to... Little blurs? Very substantial blurs. Little tiny blurs? Hey, cap it in there, blur. They blur up the year. Hey, come on, Japan. No, but they stopped showing intercourse, I think. Because I think the people just stopped having sex. Like, in Japan, they have like... They have a population issue. They have like a population issue. People aren't fucking. They won't flirt. But they'll have game shows of all this shit going on, but it stops with porn. I think so. That's true. There's not a lot of... The culture doesn't have a lot of romance. There's no like... You know how like Latin culture has charisma? Like, it's like in Latin culture to like charm. And it's in Latin culture for women to be seductive. Even if they're being seductive in a silly way, it's still part of the culture. And like the men to be like charming to women. A Latin dude might be charming to an old woman he would never even try to sleep with. But it's just part of it, calling her beautiful. And Japan doesn't have... There's a rigidity with the genders. Yes. I mean, the gamifying sexual acts. So it's like you're taking away all the romance out of it. No, but what's really interesting is that they gamify and commodify everything. You can rent a dad for the day. What? Like there are women that do it. They're like, they don't have a dad. So they rent a dad for the day. He's dead ass. They do. You can please keep me off the pole. For real though. So you rent a dad. You could just have a cuddle buddy. You could rent by like 15 men. They've easily commodified and gamified every aspect of being a human. What are dad duties? Say again? What are dad duties? Google that, Taylor. I would love that. What are dad duties? If you rent a dad... I mean, this is just so funny. A black guy going... What is dad duties? No, I'm gonna say it like... What's a dad duty? What do you mean you're a dad? You gotta hang out with him or something. That's my point. Like what is a dad duty when you rent a dad? Like what is the dad expecting you to do? Go to the park with them. Ask you questions. How's your day? Go take you out to get some... You don't. For real. Yo. Google Japanese dad duties, Taylor. Nice. I'm telling you. I'm not trying to tell you. That's what I'm telling you. That's what I'm telling you. You know. You know what I'm saying. I'll be on the steroids in that night. You don't want it. What did you say? What did you say? I'll be on the steroids in that night, Taylor. First of all, again, I have been working out when I'm doing a lot with my arms, actually. Dad duties in Japan. I'm looking at it right now. You can rent them for, what does it say here? Conversations, outings, helping around the house with tasks. Even giving you life advice. That's right. So why is it not rent a gay friend? Like why does it have to be a father? I don't even know if you're allowed to be gay in Japan. I wonder if that might be illegal. 75 is illegal to be gay in Japan, Chris? I don't know. I don't know if gay marriage is legal though. No idea. The culture is rigid, man. 275, shout out to all the dads out there making money being rented. And listen, what if you have real kids? Like if you have real kids, do you still... They gotta pay too. Okay. So clearly you would need to be a father in order to be rented. Like you'd have to be a father already. Yes, you have to have the experience. Okay. Wedding cost 15,000. Oh wow. A wedding. Again, I'm sorry. Wow. About 140. I don't even care anymore. Let's... What else we got, Taylor Gang? What else is on the docket? Give us some memes of the week, yo. Give us some... What else is on the docket? Yeah. Oh, Biden pickup truck. Did you see this show? No, what is this Biden pickup truck? What is it? Make that bigger, Taylor Paul. It's shocking even for the... What did they say? Okay. This guy tweeted this. Who is that? Mike Sington. It says shocking even for the deprave monster that he is. Trump has posted a video on true social that depicts an image of President Biden tied up and bound in the back of a pickup truck. Do you have John Stuart speaking about this, Taylor? Please pull up John Stuart speaking about this. I want you to hear this show. So I want you to tell me what you think about what John Stuart said. We are a ridiculous society, man. The hogtie. I don't know, hogtie. I really... I think the scales are broken. The scales are broken. Everything does not weigh the same. Yeah. We have to stop making inconsequential things seem so consequential. Now, is that fucked up for a former president? The post? Yeah. But if you're a news outlet that shows people... that shows unarmed police... law enforcement killing unarmed people that shows images of war to John Stuart's point that shows you 9-11 every year, shows people jumping... these poor souls jumping out of buildings. If that is okay to show on television, how come that's not? How do we know Biden doesn't enjoy that in his prime time? It will be in hogtie. Like, I don't even understand... We can't even say that it's actually offensive just yet. We don't know what Biden is into. I get it because people are saying things like, you know, Trump has a type of followers that... Would try to do that? Do that type of violence? Try to do it. I dare you. But guess what? If they are ever, ever able to do that to President Biden, the Secret Service has totally, totally, totally failed. Like, you know how many things have to go wrong in order for somebody to get a sitting president of the United States in hogtime? I mean, that'd be crazy. It'd be insane. That'd be embarrassing. It'd be embarrassing. That'd be embarrassing. Like, what are we talking about here? But just to point... The John Stuart point, the fact that MSNBC and CNN acted like this was the worst image ever in the history of life that they couldn't even show it, what are we doing? I don't think they should have showed it. Why? I feel like it's... I have some trauma from that. I don't know if I can move on after seeing my president in that position right there. That was disgusting. But then they wonder why nobody trusts the media anymore. I don't even think they care. I think they're so far gone from being trusted. They're just trying to appease people's feelings, and there are plenty of people that watch that, and they're like, oh, my feelings are met. By the way, both sides do it. I mean, the Republicans... All of them do it, yeah. With that old transgender Easter thing. Which was such fucking horseshit. It's so... Did you saw what the whole history was of it? I mean, I just know that... The transgender day of visitability has been March 31st for a while. 15 years. 15 years. The Easter changes every Sunday. Exactly. Every year. Every year. Every year. Every year. So it's like, how did somebody even put those two things together? So he declared it the day three years ago, when it obviously wasn't the same day as fucking Easter. Yeah. But then it comes around now, and it's the same day as Easter. Now, would he have done it within the same year? Of course not. Now he's tricky. He's going, uh-oh. What do we do? It's going to be on Easter. Fuck. They're going to think that I wanted it to be Easter Sunday. Should we move the day? If we do that, we piss off all the gay people and the liberals and the progressives. Yeah. If we don't move it, then we have the right. You know, tearing us up. This is fucked up. Yada, yada, yada. It's... But here's the... My issue with that is just like, there are people that know that the issue is way more complicated than it presents. Is that a complicated issue? No, no, no. Meaning like, they know what I just said. Okay, okay. But they're purposely ignoring it and putting out headlines like, Yes. Biden declares Easter Sunday Transvisibility Day. Yes. And when there's too much money to be made off that outrage, you continue to make the money. Jesus Christ, man. That's what it is. That's what it symbols up. But there's no checks and balances. Nobody at Fox says, listen, man, Easter Sunday changes every year, y'all. Like this is not... We know this isn't factual. Nobody at MSNBC has seen it and goes, look, man, let's not act like we can't show this image. Dude, if you want to rant and rave about the image and talk about it, it was terrible for Trump to post. I understand that. But to act like that's the worst shit we've seen. If it bleeds, it leads. That ain't even bleeding. But the people think of it like the people are just waiting to know on that. They're waiting to chomp on it. There's enough things bleeding. You right, bro. It's stupid. We can find some real things that are bleeding. Trust me. I agree with you a thousand percent. It's the dumbest fucking waste of time ever. And it's just so... And when I see so much of it posted out there, after you know the truth and you see so much posted, you start to not trust anything. Nothing. Like any headline that's interesting that I see, I saw one guy post this. He posted a video or picture of the LSU team not being present for the national anthem, right? And then goes, Iowa just beats LSU team that skipped out on the national anthem or something like that. When they skipped out on it, I think it was last year or two years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's not inaccurate to say that Iowa beat the team that skipped out on the national anthem. It just didn't happen this year. But it's presented as if it happened this year because that is blood. What you just said is why a sense of pragmatism sets in with all of these different situations and we all get numb to everything. Because if you have such outrage over stuff like the pickup truck or the transgender day of visibility falling on Easter this year, if you make that kind of noise about that, when something is really wrong, when there's something that you really need to get people robbed of about, we won't give a flying fuck. We don't care now. We don't care. We're in the era of don't care and quote, unquote, they create it. The media create it. When you feed us enough bullshit, we're also guilty of it as well. Like private media or like what independent media also puts out bullshit. It's just as biased like everybody's biased. But we're in the age of don't care. The things that are crazy that people have said we're desensitized to like insane things. We just came out of the age of if you say one thing that's kind of wrong, you're canceled forever. And now it feels like we are in the polar opposite of that where it's say whatever the fuck you want and 24 hours later, nobody even remembers. Because everybody, they call it flooding the zone with shit. Right Chris? Well, that's the Republican term. Republican term. But I love that term. I think it's a great term. Steve Bannon created it. What does it mean? Tell them what it means Chris. I think it's just throwing so much disinformation out there that it becomes impossible to tell what is true and what is false. The whole place is flooded with shit. All the zones are flooded with shit. I can't sift through all this shit to find what's real and what's not. So guess what I end up doing? Not looking at anything. Not a goddamn thing. Not caring about anything. I don't even give a fuck. Have at it y'all. No, but it's true. I find myself doing the same thing. I read the headline and I think I texted the group. I was like, there's no way that this is real. Which one? The transgender day on Easter. We're in an election cycle. There's no way that Biden's team, right? I'm not even saying Biden's making the decision. His team would purposely make transgender visibility day the same as Easter if it was up to them. I knew it wasn't real simply because I'm like, Easter changes every year. Exactly. I'm like, I knew that before. As soon as I saw the headline, I'm like, but Easter changes every year. But didn't they make it seem like he declared it this year? Yes, exactly. And if you don't know any better, you just see the headline and go at it. But folks start leaving comments, start reposting, this and that. Now all of a sudden the liars travel all the way around the world. Bro, you know what? Before the truth, you can put your shoes on. I thought that, you know how Instagram went down on yesterday? I didn't know that. So it went down for a few hours. I like the lie that somebody did it. I mean, that's a way better lie. But I thought that Instagram went down simply because April Fools creates so much misinformation because that's the game. Like just say something false to get people for April Fools. So I thought it was meta. But what happens is two weeks later when that meme is still out there, you don't know it was dropped on April 1st. So now there's this piece of information that's not true that's pushed out there from maybe like a source that you kind of believe. And now you forgot about the date. So I thought when Instagram went down, I was like, oh, this is Facebook choosing to control misinformation by just logging everybody off or Facebook and Instagram being down during this time where a lot of misinformation would come out. I'd be feeling bad for the people who decide to do something on April 1st and forget it's April Fools day. Oh yeah. Like you might do some real important shit. I'll make like a real important announcement. Everybody's like, I'll get the fuck out of here, April Fools. I adopted two black kids. You know what I'm saying? Did you? Yeah. But no, you really might, he really might have adopted those two black kids. That's the thing. But nobody used them. Nope, we gotta wait till April 2nd. That's right. So then they see you on April 3rd and they fucking call the police on you for traffic. They're like, why are you using two little black kids? For no goddamn reason. And then Tyrese too. Good old Tyrese. Good old Easter egghead Tyrese. Come on, Tyrese. Let me read this headline. Tyrese demands apology from Joe Biden after declaring Easter Sunday Transgender Day of Visibility. Come on. Pick up your Bible, Mr. President. Jesus, don't do politics. Pick up a calendar, Tyrese. Okay? And realize that Easter, if you're a Christian, shouldn't you know Easter Sunday changes every, every year? Why does it change? It's something with the solars, the sun and the... But not even like it should just be on the day that it is. I'm not reading all of that. And the funny part is, Tyrese ain't even going to apologize. No, just move on. Just move on. Nobody gives a fuck because guess what, Tyrese? You're right to somebody. Even though you're wrong in the bigger scheme of things, you're right to a lot of people. So you might as well just be right to those people. 100%. By the time they figure out you're wrong, it'll be next Easter. Don't even worry about it. Exactly. But shout out Easter though. Shout out Jesus, Christ's King. I don't know what Easter is anymore. What is Easter about? Say what? What is Easter about? You know the history of Easter was that people used to speak in a Japanese game, sexual games. People used to play hide and go fuck. So they would paint their bodies a bunch of different colors and then they would go hide and like if a man found a man he would have to fuck the man. If a woman found a woman they would have to fuck. That's what a whole concept of the painted Easter eggs and everything came from. You let him say these things, look at all these like that. Is it true? And he don't do shit. You let him say these things. That's why the Playboy bunny, that's why the bunny is there because the bunny represents sex and fertility. Hold on, I've heard something about that stuff. It's the truth. Bunnies like to fuck and bunnies have mad kids. That's what they do. Look it up. Look up if bunnies represent sex and fertility. Buffing the vampire shit. Look it up. Look it up. Y'all just like look it up. Y'all just maybe. Look it up young diesel. No doubt. This is not talking to me nice. You look like me no security right now. Yo, you look like you just did a bit with Beanie Segel. For real, for real. Keep it up. I can't wait till y'all see this surprise and y'all not going to have any. I didn't say nothing. Say what? No, I didn't say nothing. Buffy the cheese steak Slayer. It's like, yeah, that's crazy right now. Look up bunnies and sex. Bunnies and sex. Bunnies symbolize sex. All right, maybe they do. But what about the rest of the shit you just said? It's true. I forgot who it was. But there were these group of people who used to paint their bodies. And they used to go play hide and go, fuck. And if you found the person, whoever you found, you fornicated with them. Bunnies were used as a fertility symbol by various religions, most likely starting with the Sumerians. Diddy's house is on Ishtar. What are you talking about? Hold on, hold on. Bunnies were used as a fertility symbol by various religions, most likely starting with the Sumerians in Ishtar, where Ishtar gets his name, also used for the ancient pagan holiday Osterara and other various spring festivals. They were used as fertility symbols since they reproduced prolifically. Look up Ishtar and put hide and go, fuck. This is crazy. You really want to die on this. You sharing your childhood trauma on the podcast. God knows this is some BS. Bunnies don't even lay eggs. But y'all got bunnies. I know you ain't just looking me like it. I thought it did too. We from the city, we don't got bunnies here. I thought they lay eggs. They don't like a chicken? I thought they got like three or four bunnies do not lay eggs. Man, come on. What's wrong with you humans? I swear to God, I don't. Y'all believe in him for real? Bunnies lay eggs. Wait, bunnies lay eggs or not? No. So then why is it part of the holiday? I don't know. First of all, once again, you think God cares about any of this, God is like, if y'all don't get out of here with that stupid shit, like y'all got bunnies laying eggs. But wait, y'all paying Easter eggs. What does any of this have to do with me? If I'm Jesus, I'm like, what does any of this have to do with me? Hold on. Bunnies for real, don't look at them. No, I have one. They do not lay eggs. You had a bunny? I had a bunny for real. What'd you do with it? It died. Really, what'd you do with the meat? I buried him. I didn't eat him. You supposed to stew that. Why haven't you squeezed them too hard? Because you... Holy shit. Holy shit. I'm always down for a good mic and mid-rack. Yo. No doubt. Holy shit. No doubt. No doubt. Yo, what did you bring here that you think is so delicious that we're going to eat? I don't know what it is. I know what it is. Is it the pie? Is it your mama's pie? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It doesn't matter. No, no, I'm sorry. Hold on, this is your mama's sweet pie. Is it your mama's sweet pie? You're not going to give none of us your mama's sweet pie. What's your pie? What is that? I don't know. Is Taylor googled this and all that came up with porn? Damn, Taylor. Hide-and-go-fuck porn videos. Well, I know what I'll be watching later on today. Oh, my God. Let's pay some bills, Taylor. Get it? Let's pay some bills, Taylor. Gang, let's pay some bills. Taylor looks like he used to bunny a little bit when he's tailing. You look like a little deezer with your natural hair. With your natural hair. I'm going to be honest with you. You look like you took your blue bunny ears and put them in the back to make you a nice little pool. You got the little deezer-ness like you don't be eating that number of vegetables. You look like a little cabbary bunny, Taylor. Is it cake? Is it cake? Is it cake, Taylor? I have it right here. So either y'all keep talking or y'all want it. Clearly y'all don't want it, so keep talking. Why don't I just come over there and take that shit from you to fucking go and do it? Try it. All right, I'll just joke it out. I'll make no more deezer jokes. I'll just joke. Take that. Take that. Take that. All right. Now, but for real, though, can I get it? What is it? That's her mama's pie. She told me she was sending it. No, she didn't. She told me. She did. She didn't. Yes, she really did. She really did. You know what I'm saying? OK, she did. She told me it was going to be in a nice little green bag. No, she didn't. She said she made extra for Easter. She told me she made extra for Easter because she cooked. And she said she made a few extra pies. It wasn't for you. I decided to make this decision. But clearly, y'all don't want any. Who was it for then? Is it already in? I took a piece. Yeah, I did. I got to go pee. I'm going to pee, too. See, I'll be trying to be on your side, talking about how you in shape. And then here you're going to do in the fattest shit you do. No, first of all, again, she didn't cook it. She didn't cook it for you guys. So I'm like, oh, I'll get the rest for you guys. But clearly. I got to try this pie, though. No. Come on, let me just try. I want an apology. Let me do it for me. I said it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I want some pie. For what? I want your mama pie. No doubt. What? No doubt, Andrew. Are you going to do the A? Yes. OK, listen. Did you know that even if you have a 401K for retirement, you could still have an IRA? I bet you didn't know that. 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They're gonna be awkward on the end of the way. Just, it's just me and the way I'm playing. If we don't, he says hi. If you follow him once with an Instagram or something, just accept his DMs, okay? This must be when Gerard did Brilliant Nitties back in the day. My home girl, Courtney, just sent me this at 5.11 p.m. What does that say, Shokes? I can't believe you tried to set me up with a gay man. Ha, ha, ha, ha. This was eight years ago. We didn't know. I didn't know. She said, all this controversy reminded me of this. She said it popped up in memories. This is like eight years old. I didn't know Gerard was gay at the time. I was just like, yo, one of my young homies from Columbia, South Carolina, one of my young homies from North Carolina and Gerard thought they'd be a good connection. I didn't know. I didn't know. Next time I'll make sure to connect Gerard with Courtney, my homeboy, and not Courtney, my home girl. What you got for church announcement show, Tee? Yo, first of all, LA, thank you guys so much. That was crazy. We added, Houston, we're coming this weekend. Also Dallas, we're coming out there. Then Charlotte, we added another show. Las Vegas, we added another show. When this comes out, might be the presale for that second show in Vegas. Theadreshows.com presale code is Andrew. Go get those tickets immediately. Nashville and Austin. What is Vegas? Vegas is May 22nd. I gotta catch one before the garden. Sorry, May 25th. Vegas, May 25th. And the garden is the single to mile weekend. Garden is May 3rd and 4th. I gotta catch one before the garden. Where's one before the garden? Come through. I need one before the garden. You wanna go to Abu Dhabi? I'm thinking about Abu Dhabi. I'm thinking about Abu Dhabi. Atlanta. Let me see. Atlanta might be fun. Where you gonna be Atlanta? Atlanta might be fun. When is Atlanta? I'll tell you right now. Atlanta might be fun. Atlanta's April 14th. Jacksonville, April 12th. April 14th is a Saturday? I wanna catch one before the garden. The garden is gonna be such a celebration. I know the garden's gonna be crazy, but I wanna see the show before the garden. I don't wanna be, cause I don't wanna pay attention that much. You know what I'm saying? Like I wanna pay attention to the garden, but I know you got other special things planned for the garden, but that night I wanna be in a fly suit. You know what I'm saying? Walking around with a bottle of champagne or something. Like I wanna enjoy like just the moment of you selling out the garden. I wanna go see the material somewhere else. Somewhere else. We'll drag you out somewhere. Come through, come through. Come through to a fun one. I mean they're all fun, but like maybe we go out. When's Austin? Oh yeah, Austin will be fired too. Is Austin April? Austin is in May? No, no. It is April 19th. April 19th, what day is this? Weekend? That's a Saturday, I'm pretty sure. That's something like a good date night. Is April 19th? Or Friday. It's a Friday, sorry. That sounds like a good date night. Yes, sir. That sounds like a good date night. Is that on Friday? Atlanta is I think on a, I don't know the date of it, but Atlanta is April 14th. April 14th. Atlanta is a beautiful theater too, the Fox Theater. Oh no, Atlanta is beautiful. Beautiful, beautiful. My church announcement's a simple April 9th. My black country will be out in bookstores everywhere. Salute to Alice Randall. My black country, a journey through country music's black past, present and future by Professor Alice Randall, man. This book is doing so well in pre-orders. I know for a fact that Beyonce has a lot to do with that because anytime that they're having any larger conversations about black people in country music, they always go talk to Alice Randall. If you've seen a lot of these op-eds that she's been writing in Time Magazine and the New York Times in different places like that, then you know what I'm talking about. Alice Randall was the first woman who wrote a country song that went number one. Beyonce is the first black woman, I'm sorry. Alice Randall is the first black woman who wrote a song, who wrote a country song that went number one. Beyonce is the first black woman who just has a number one song on the country charts period. But Alice Randall actually is the first black woman who wrote a country song that went number one on the charts, man. So salute to Alice Randall. My black country is available everywhere you pre-order books now, but it will be in bookstores, April 9th, everywhere you buy books. And my book, Get Honest or Die Lying, Why Small Talk Sucks, will be out May 21st. I'm actually doing the audio book right now. I should be finished with the audio book by the time this podcast comes out. So make sure you go pre-order that right now. I'll be announcing my book tour soon. In April 27th, the second annual Black Effect podcast festival is happening in Atlanta, Georgia at Pullman Yards. Same place it went down last year. Waila and Gilly will be on that podcast stage. Jess Hilarious will be on that podcast stage doing her podcast, Carefully Reckless. The Poor Minds podcast, Dre and Lex will be on that stage. They're gonna have a special guest too. Dre and Lex, y'all don't even know that yet. Okay, but I'm about to tell y'all something in a minute. Horrible decisions. They're gonna be on that podcast stage. Debbie Brown will deeply well. She's gonna be on that podcast stage. The Baller Alert show is on that podcast stage and Will Lucas, Black Tech Green Money is on that podcast stage. We got a business and podcasting panel. John O'Brien is on that. Damon John from Shark Tank is on that. Carrie Champion is on one of our podcast panels. We have your picture podcast activation. That'll be there again this year. So come see us, man. Eventbrite.com to get your tickets. Or go to blackeffect.com slash podcast festival to get your tickets. I'm sorry, the VIP has already sold out, but there's still general admission tickets left. So go get those. Now let's get back to the show. Did you watch any of the women's college basketball games shows? Nope. I told you three years ago. Maybe it was last year. I think it was last year. I told you last year during the final four that women's college basketball is absolutely, positively one of the best things going today. Now you called it. I want to go on the record right now and say that I believe women's college basketball is more exciting than the NBA. In what way? In the fact that the NBA is great. It's the best of the best. The world's greatest basketball players play in the NBA. But there's no excitement because they're all just good. There's not a lot of defense in the league anymore, right? So you be having these astronomical scores, 150 points, right? A lot of three point shooting, which is great, but it would be even better if you were getting these shots off challenged. I don't think there's any real story lines in the NBA right now. There's no real rivalries in the NBA right now. And the NBA is in this weird transition period where there should be a new face of the league, but it's not yet. Like LeBron James is, LeBron James, Steph Curry is there, but the guys like Ann Edwards are still on the rise. I feel like y'all could own the league right now, but you know. Yes, Ann Edwards, bro. You can't put the guns down. You think Ann is the face of the league though? I think he will be. Will be. And that, I think that's what makes it weird in the NBA. He's remarkable. Have you seen him play? Oh, he's phenomenal. Unbelievable. But I think that's what makes it strange. Like with college basketball, right? So no doubt who the faces of college basketball are. Caitlyn Clarke, Angel Reese. Flage. Flage is on the rise. She's a sophomore, but she's there. But those two, Caitlyn Clarke, Angel Reese, you got Page Buckets from Yukon. You know what I mean? You got Juju Watkins, the freshman at USC. You know, you got what the South Carolina Gamecocks are doing just as a team, just a dynasty that Don Staley is building. So you just have a lot more different personalities in women's college basketball. You got a lot of great rivalries. Like I'm looking forward to seeing Iowa and Yukon play in the final four this weekend because you got Caitlyn Clarke versus Page Buckets. You know what I'm saying? South Carolina Gamecocks in North Carolina State are playing this weekend at South Carolina, North Carolina, plus South Carolina is still undefeated. I just, women's college basketball is just way more exciting. And I think, this is just my take on it, I think the tournament aspect of it, where you're one and done, adds a different level of urgency. Yeah, it's exciting. For sure, it's exciting. Adds a different level of urgency. And I think the right, that's the word. Exciting, it's just more exciting. I mean, I've never seen people speak about the women's basketball the way that they are right now. Bro, you got to watch it. I think I know more female players in the NCAA than I do male. I'm the same, what? Of course, I don't know any in the NCAA. Because they stick around for four years. Exactly, so you guys just know a little bit. That's the other thing, what you just said, Chris, is another thing. The fact that these women stick around for the whole four years, they get to develop into these stars. You know what I'm saying? Their games get to develop. So we get to watch Caitlyn Clark in her purest form as a senior. Last night, she had 41 points, 12 assists and seven rebounds, nine fucking three-pointers, bro. Shooting from the logo. Awesome, Steph Curry, shit. That was a very watchable game, I would describe it. Like, as an experience, it was as good as a men's game. I went to the sweet 16 last week. I went to watch the Gamecocks play Indiana in Albany last Friday. Because you know, my wife went to the Gamecocks and she was a cheerleader for the Gamecocks. I support the Gamecocks athletics. Yeah, she was a cheerleader for the South Carolina Gamecocks. Oh, I know that. Yeah, so it's like I support the Gamecocks athletics and everything that they do, man. Everything that they do. You see I'm sitting here rocking my Malaysia for Wally shirt. Who's that? Malaysia for Wally. She is a freshman at the University of South Carolina. Baller, future star. Don Staley says she's a generational talent. We watched some of her highlights before. We watched them here on the podcast. Oh, she's nice. She plays like Kyrie. Can you give her an NIL sponsorship? We should sponsor her. Um, I've thought about some things. That'd be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought about it. I want to be able to present her the right thing. But I do have an idea for her though. Which is? I don't want to say on the pod. Why not? But I do have something I think. I mean, what if the Breakfast Club sponsors them? That'd be awesome. Nah, I think it's something else. I think it's something else that can be done. Right. Something a little stronger. But though, salute the Malaysia for Wally, salute their family. Met her family last week when I went to the game, when I went to go watch South Carolina play Indiana. So salute to the women college ball players, man. Y'all are the most exciting thing in basketball today. And it's not even close. Fuck. It's not even close. What else we got Taylor? Oh, this is the, okay. This is my only great regardless basketball. What? I only have one. What is it? This one you're gonna play first. This one? This is two different points, right? This is Angel Reese delivering her emotional post game interview following loss to Iowa. Flo J. Johnson comes to her defense. My only problem with the WN, not the WNBA with women's college basketball is they cry after losses. Yeah, they're the victim. But they all do the juju cry last night when she lost, whenever the women lose, they cry. So it makes me wonder something. What's that? Do men really wanna cry after they lose but they don't? We do cry after we lose sometimes. What man have you seen cry after the loss? You haven't seen them like in a Super Bowl on the ground crying like a little bitch? No. I'm talking about Brian. What? She said only. What'd you say? Whoa. You've never seen LeBron cry? I've never seen LeBron cry over a loss. You look like LeBron's Lex Lee. No, I'm talking about actual tears. What? What? What? What? Tell her she, tell her she a little bit. Give me a jab step. I'm talking about actual tears. I'm not talking about like being upset. I'm talking about like actual tears. That's the only thing I don't like is just like, yo, it's a loss. Now I understand seniors. Yeah. And you know, you're not gonna play again. So I understand being overwhelmed with emotion. But it's like, you know, you lost. Is Angel a senior? Angel can come back for another year if she wants to. A fifth year or? She's a junior, but because I think, I think because of COVID, she's eligible for another year. Well, if she's a junior, then she has another year no matter what. I don't know. They said it during the game. I don't know what the reason, but she has a choice. I don't know what the reason is yet, but I think she's listed as a junior. I mean. But she has another year of eligibility, but I don't think it's because. Seems like a no-brainer to go back. I would come back. Right? You make, you probably make more, well, I don't know if you could make more money. Somebody who was having that, me and my cousin, Tom was having that conversation about how it's probably hard to, you know, coach these kids that are making millions of dollars. And I don't think so. Because if I was a coach, I would simply tell him this and I would bring in, I would bring in people in the NBA. Well, you can't really do it in the WNBA because there's nothing to compare it to. But in like the NBA, I would bring in these people who are making these $200, $300 million contracts. And I would say to these people, like, look, I know you think you're making some money now in college. It ain't nothing. Because you made $3 million this year. You made $4 million this year. But this is the reason you need to stay focused. Because you can go to the NBA and make fucking $200 million, $300 million. So don't think you're really doing some shit right now. What do you tell the WNBA players about how much they can make? He don't. You stay. You stay. Come to the WNBA to give you a pair of Black Air Force ones and a two-ish sandwich. So, you might as well stay your ass in the fucking NCAA. If I'm Angel Reese, I'm staying another year, man. Taylor. Play the clip, Taylor. Because there's a lesson to be learned in this too. You know, listen, let me set it up. You know, Angel Reese takes a lot of shit. She does take a lot of crap. She takes a lot of shit. Social media is always coming at her. People are always coming at her. You know, but Angel talks a lot of shit, too. But she backs it up for the most part. But this is what she said at the end. Let's play this. I've been through so much. I've seen so much. I've been attacked so many times. Debt threats. I've been sexualized. I've been threatened. I've been so many things and I've stood strong every single time. And I just try to stand strong for my teammates because I don't want them to see me down and like not be there for them. So I just want them to always just know like I'm still human, like all this has happened since I won the national championship. And I said the other day, I haven't had peace since then. And it sucks, but I still wouldn't change. I wouldn't change anything. And I would still sit here and say like, I'm unapologetically me. I'm gonna always leave that mark and be who I am and stand on that. And hopefully the little girls that look up to me and hopefully I give them some type of inspiration that hopefully it's not this hard and all the things that come at you. But keep being who you are. Keep waking up every day. Keep being motivated, staying who you are. Staying to until I just try to stand strong. What did Flauginay say? Let's play with Flauginay say. I like how Flauginay held it down for her teammate. Everybody can have their opinion on Angel Reese. But y'all don't know her. Like y'all don't know Angel Reese. I know Angel Reese. I know the real Angel Reese. And the person I see every day is a strong person. He's a caring, loving person. The crown she wears is heavy, bro. She's the type of teammate that's gonna make you believe in yourself. The leaf that I took from my freshman, the sophomore year, Angel gave me that confidence to go be a dog. Planning this to a dog every day. And you know, just to see how the media ridicule her. Shut up. Shut the fuck up, Angel show. I'm the sister right here. And I'm so proud of her life. The media, y'all, how they like to twist and call it a villain and all of that. Y'all don't know Angel, bro. And I'm just happy that I used to play with her. What does she sound like? Like a little bow wow, right? It's gonna be different. She does, right? She's like Kai's or not? She's like Kai's. She's like Kai's. She's like Kai's. She's like Kai's. She's like Kai's. She's like Kai's or not. She's like Kai's or not. Shout out to Flodgy Nate. That's Camouflage's daughter, man. Rest in peace to Camouflage, man. Shout out to Flodgy Nate, man. This is the thing. Shout out to Angel. Shout out to Angel. It is true. She does go through a lot of scrutiny, especially for someone her age to go through that. And she plays a game passionately, sure. But like getting criticized at that age, where you have no idea who you even are yet. It's what type of criticism, though. Here's the thing I would tell Angel. Here's the thing I would tell Flodgy Nate. Here's the thing I would tell you and Andrew Sholes. I would tell anybody that is a public person. People are gonna criticize you. That is true. And especially if they have something that they can criticize, meaning like you're Angel Reese, you are a dog like Flodgy Nate said. You go out there, you average double doubles every game. You won the ring last year. Motherfuckers gonna talk shit. They don't want you to be in that position. How dare you have that kind of confidence? Andrew, how dare you sell out the forum and go up on stage and make the kind of jokes you'd be making? How dare you? How dare you, Charlamagne, have an opinion about any fucking body? How dare, who are you? There's gonna always be people at the cost of being successful, but I will say this. It's the type of criticism. Angel said something very important here. She don't deserve death threats. Of course not. She don't deserve motherfuckers doing fake AI images of her neck in and all types of shit. That's the type of shit that you should not have to wake up to. So when people say things like, man, everybody's gonna get criticized. That is true. But what level of criticism? There's levels to the criticism. There's one thing to be like, man, I hope you lose. Man, you suck as a basketball player. It's another to be like, I want you to die. Yeah. I don't want somebody fucking kill you. And she's a girl that I imagine is on social media a lot because that's just what her and her friends do. And she's gotta see all these different things. He's 21. Yeah, it's gonna... You don't know a world without social media. Exactly. It's gonna make her tougher, but... Maybe. Yeah, or it could break her. I don't think it will break her, but there is, I imagine, a weight for someone at that age. We're fucking old guys. We deal with it. And there are even times where we deal with it where it's annoying, it's stressful, it's frustrating. It's annoying. Yeah, but I can't imagine being 19 years old and you start going through this, so... Yeah, because they're at the point where they still address it. Like I saw when angels alleged nudes went out, she addressed it. I wouldn't even have known about it if she hadn't said anything about it. You know what I mean? But the fact that she even had to address... Right. This isn't me. This is AI. Blah, blah, blah, this and that. You will get to the point where you stop addressing that shit, angel, because you will realize all these motherfuckers is insane. And they want to fuck with your head. These motherfuckers is waking up miserable, and they want to get in your head. So when they see you get online and reply to them and acknowledge fake bullshit that they put out. It's going to give them freedom to continue to do it because they think that they're affecting you. So I would recommend that all of them get to the point where they don't even give that shit no energy. None, whatsoever, ever. Because it ain't going to hurt you in no way, shape or form. Yeah, it takes a while to get there. It takes a while to get there. And also, they're constantly asked about it. So like after every game when they have a press conference, they can't control the questions that they're asked. They're like, what the fuck they got to do with basketball? That's good. The fuck they got to do with basketball? But there's a perfect example. I didn't even think that that's a way to answer it. They might not also think that. You've been in this business for so long that you probably went through these things or seen people do, or you just have great instincts, but it's like having somebody coach them on that part of life too. It's not just basketball. It's just like, hey, if someone asks you a question about your fucking personal life or something, you do not have to answer shit. You were here as a basketball player, exactly. The second you start getting paid for your personal life, answer questions about that. But you're not getting paid for that. By the way, you're never getting paid for that. Low key, if they don't pay the players, you shouldn't have to go to a press conference. Ooh. Like, why am I? Because they're paying the school. Yeah, a scholarship. But a scholarship is not payment. I mean, it is technically. Mm-mm. It is. You're getting a free ride through school. That's payment. I don't know. Yeah, that's not income. Like, I guess what I'm trying to say is like, I'm getting paid, I guess they go, well, this is part of your responsibility as a player on the team. You have to show up to practice. But for me, I'm like, hold up, a press conference, your ESPN or whatever is selling advertising on these things. Like, I'm paid to play basketball. I'm not paid to do this shit for ESPN. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good answer. I guess that's the biggest, you know what you just said, shows is true. And I guess that's the biggest thing I would say to all of these athletes are just people in general. Like, your personal life is your personal life. Even if you choose to share your personal shit over social media, yeah, you are giving people the license to be able to comment on it. But it's still your personal life. You can share it when you want to. You can reel it in when you want to. That is true. You can talk about it when you want to. You can not talk about it when you want to. So if these motherfuckers are asking you questions about your personal life on that motherfucking stage, man, you know what every team needs. They need a professional suck-my-dick representative. So you need a person on the stage that's like a PR, but their job is to strictly say suck my dick when you get asked a question that you don't want them motherfucking to be asked. They don't got nothing to do with what we're doing. If I'm here to talk about basketball and you ask me some other shit, how do you feel about these all-udge nudes of yours releaking? I got this one. Suck my dick. That's it. That's all you gotta say. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. That's it. Eventually these press people will get tired of asking. Well, can I offer a contrarian? Yo, yo. Suck my dick, yo. Suck my dick. Never mind. See how good it is? That shit works. That shit works. Taylor? Don Staley, add that to the repertoire. And y'all the cops too? Yo, we really, suck my cops. We really need, we really need- Suck my dick. Do you see how he loves my dick? We need to put a picture of Taylor's outfit so that people know what we're talking about. They do. We need to put that up. You look dealerless fuck, Taylor. I don't get it. I don't know why y'all keep talking. I don't know. I don't know why I keep talking then. I don't know why I keep talking then. What is your contrarian viewpoint, Chris? This is a podcast. We'll take it. Yeah, it's a little bit of like a pet peeve for me, just in the fact that, look, there's no inherent value in playing basketball, right? Like as someone who's played thousands and thousands of hours and never gotten paid a cent. What? Shit. There's nothing that, you know- Oh, my time out. A five-six Jewish man. A five-six Jewish Asian man. Six foot. There's no value in playing basketball because he played for hours and hours. It didn't make a dime. Fuck all the billionaires. Then a hundred millionaires that exist because of basketball. That's fucked up. Fuck the billion dollar industry that basketball is. The value is in the press' interest. The value is in the people's interest in these people's personal lives for better or for worse. The value is this entire ecosystem around American sports has been created. I agree, Chris. What else is there? We didn't know nothing about these guys in the 80s. Yeah. And the NBA was about to go out of business. It wasn't until David Stern started- No, I'm talking about otherworldly talent named Michael Jordan came. But they marked- You would give the credit to the Jewish guy. Of course. Imagine that bird changed the complexion of the game. Because they started investing in these players' personalities in their lives. There was none of that with those first. I think that there is a component with getting in touch with the personality. Obviously, that was very effective. The storyline. The storyline with boxing. For example, like the member what was the show on HBO? The behind-the-scenes. 24-7. 24-7, yeah. And it got us invested in fighters. I'm sure that also happened with basketball players and we're more invested. And definitely the league right now is more player than it is team. But it's not completely that. Like people still, most people that are fans of football teams don't know more than five players on a football team. Casual fans. But they like the team and they like the camaraderie of being a football fan. Yeah, but you also don't hear football players complaining about the media because I think they realize what they have is such a loose kind of connection to this one. The NBA players are so empowered that now they feel like they don't owe anything. And I'm like, this shit has only skyrocketed because people started caring about who you are. The personal stories. They humanize shouts. I mean, with the magic of burn eyes, all these guys. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, I think magic and bird with the storyline and them coming out of college having a rivalry, I think that helped a lot. Oh, 100%. Right. Michael Jordan. These guys were kind of, you know, I'm sure there were a couple of ads here and there, so players, local ads. There was never the sense of the media investing in them as personalities until the 80s. And then it just took off. And that's when the salary skyrockets. I'm like, you guys are messing with the ecosystem. Don't fuck with the thing that makes you the most, I hear, I get that. Let me ask you the truth. But isn't it a thing with the star power to do because there was magic and then there was bird? Who were the other stars in the league at that time? Like bonafide stars, Dr. J? No, well Dr. J was Karim who was famously not a personable character who the media hated and, you know, people didn't kind of feel a connection with. What happened? Jesus. Fart on Karim's legacy, bro. Fart on Karim's legacy? I think it's the star power. I think it's the star power of how they do on the court. They're great players who never got the same level of recognition being in the 80s and the 70s for sure. Like who? Bob McAdoo, Cowan, Havelcheck. These guys were the superstars of the NBA. You have no real sense of who they were compared to the players who came 10 years later. They had no hoes. No what? Hoes. I'm sure they did. They didn't have hoes. They were getting no hoes back in the day. That's what it boiled down to. Yeah, how many hoes you got? It really is about who the hoes want, Chris. That is true. Who do the women gravitate towards? Magic was beautiful. Magic had hoes. Bird wasn't. Both, but Bird didn't have no hoes. But who was the guy who fucked 15,000 women or whatever? Will Chamberlain had hoes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a star. He was a star. Listen, I mean, Bird didn't have the women that we know of, but Bird was so connected to Magic and Magic's wave was so strong that Bird was just a surfer on it. Nanny was in Boston. You take the greatest white player and put him in the whitest city in America. Bird had his own wave. He was a surfer. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Nah, but Bird had bitches though. I'm sure. 100%. 100%. Taylor. What? What's up, Al? Oh my god. Yo, shout out to Future. Okay, Future has another number one album. That is nine number ones for him. If I'm not mistaking, that makes him the number five. Our number six rapper with the most number ones of all time. Am I making this up? I'm not making this up, right? I mean, life is good. I'm not making this up. Last week, Alex said Future ain't shit compared to Drake. What? That was crazy, Al. What did you say? That's crazy. Al, that was crazy when you said that. What did you say? You mean when I said Drake is number one compared to Kendrick. And Future got five on the Billboard Hot 100 this week. Five with the top 10 is Future Records. Like that with Future, Metro Boomin and Kendrick Lamar is the number one single in the country. The highest selling single, rap single this year. Or maybe the highest selling single this year. All I know is Future got nine number ones. The only people that got more number ones than Future is Jay-Z, Drake, Kanye West and Eminem. Wow. He got more than, he got nine number ones. Eminem got 10, Kanye got 11, Drake got 13. Jay-Z got 14. Future is one of them, y'all. Yo, what? Yeah, y'all keep talking about a big three. There's a fantastic four. Ooh. And if you really want to get a little spicy, Future could be in the big three. You mean so it's Drake, Future, Jay Cole? I would have Drake, Future, Kendrick. I would say. I would have Drake, Future, Kendrick, personally. But you know, the only reason I wouldn't put Future over Cole, because statistically, statistically, if you're talking about numbers and all of that, Future's over Cole. But lyrically, if you're talking about big three, you gotta have Cole in the big three. If you're talking about lyrics. But Future's number four. I feel it's a fantastic four, y'all. I agree. Stop saying big three. That's been a fantastic four for the past decade plus. How about this? Future's had more influence on the sound of music. Not even close. Yeah, absolutely right. I think over Kendrick and Jay Cole. You're not even wrong at all. Over Drake! Now the only reason I pushed back on Drake is because Drake has played in so many different genres. And because of that, I think he's really helped popularize genres that were gaining steam. So I think that he's been instrumental in that. Future is his own thing that has influenced other people. Does that make sense? For better or worse, I can find a million Future Clones all around the world. Yes. I don't think there's any rapper that has influenced culture. I agree. And music for the future over the last decade. It's profound. I think what you said just now. With his style, I'm saying with his style. But see, I think what you said just now about Future is what I would say about Drake. I think Drake is an individual. Okay. As an individual has inspired a lot of people, right? He's just inspired. I don't know if there's influence though. I think Future has influence. People want to be Future. People want to sound like Future. Drake's style is so unique that it's hard to sound like Drake. You know what I'm saying? I agree with you 100%. What I was trying to say is Drake will do a Afro beat song. He'll do a, what is the London rap thing called? You're right. But those people need Drake to do that. Designer didn't need Future to take Future's energy. The way that Drake is influential in music is he can kind of uplift other genres in the West that maybe aren't as popular here just yet. The way that Future's influential is his style of doing rap becomes other people's style. But both of them are, I think, really influential. I think, yeah, I like you included him in that. It's kind of crazy that we don't. It's wild to me that we don't. It's not a big three, it is a fantastic four. And Future is in that. And you can, Future's really one of them. You can put him, he might be two, three. He might even be number one on some people's list. I think he's objectively, I think Jay Cole has this. He's unbelievable at rapping. Anytime he does a feature, you're like, holy shit, is this the best rapper alive? But his core fan base doesn't reach out to as many different places as Future's does. I agree. Does that make sense? I agree. Future. I agree. It's a Future song that they listen to regularly. That's right. I don't know if we're all regularly listening to a Jay Cole song. Yeah, yeah. Jay Cole has a super core fan base, he does. No, no, I'm saying his fan base loves every single thing he does. We mean casuals. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You ain't never put on Jay Cole in the gym. What? I put on that London song with a. You never worked out a Jay Cole. Yeah, I should have. Yeah, I should have. Yeah, I should have. That song by Jay Cole, he's worked out too. His last album was, oh, fire is in. No, he's fire. He's nice. The thing is, the casual American, white, black doesn't matter. The casual, not the super fan of Jay Cole. The casual American, I don't know how much Jay Cole is in his rotation. 100% Drake is in the rotation. 100% a Future songs in there. Absolutely. I don't know if a Jay Cole or even a Kendrick is in the rotation. You also forget, I don't know how much y'all fall like the people under Jay Cole. He has a lot of fire, like artists under him. No, he does, he does, he does, he does. The people he fucks with are nice. Ari Lennox. J-I-G. J-I-D. Irv Gang. No, I fuck with them. Smeena, yeah, I do, I really fuck with them. We got any more bills? Do we do some asking idiots? All right, let's stop and pay some bills before we do some asking idiots, man. Squarespace, thanks again to Squarespace for supporting this week's episode of the podcast. Squarespace is the all-in-one platform for building your brand and growing your business online. Stand out with a beautiful website, engage with your audience and sell anything, your products, content you create, and even your time. Upload, organize, and access all your content from one place with the new asset library. You're able to manage all your files from one central hub and use them across the Squarespace platform. 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Oh, you saw my post that he put up. He ain't burphed no future. Kanye put up a post saying that he could basically dominate all of them. Can you point out the post of the asking idiots? Asking idiots. QW331A says shows, what was the mental shift that took place that led most to your recent success? Man, I think it's just like a lot of planting seeds and a lot of working and working with people that are really talented and them just putting out great videos and great content and editing, great stuff. And so yeah, I think it goes back even to when Alex and I were just putting out stuff and then finally catching on and gaining momentum and steam and obviously, Charlemagne Sharon, his platform and fan base with me. I disagree with everything you just said. Well, you could disagree all you want, but it is the truth of the matter. Rogan sharing his platform with me. I disagree with all of it. Charlemagne and Rogan, I think are crucial. And then putting out enough work where when those platforms were shared, there was something for those people to enjoy. Nobody put Andrew Schultz on. Andrew Schultz put himself on. Nope, nope, nope. And I'm gonna tell you why that is the case because this day, we started this podcast 11 years ago. Andrew has been a stand up comic that has been focusing on his craft of stand up throughout that whole time. I think the mental shift when Andrew says, you know what? I'm not gonna be like all these other comedians who cuff their material. I'm not gonna be like all these other comedians who are afraid to share their out material because they can't come up with new hours and new shit all the time. I think you starting to take your stand up clips, posting them online, posting them on YouTube. I think that evolved into the turn the camera, turn the camera shit. And I think that the Rogan's and everybody else Luke the Joe Rogan though, that's what they notice you. Like it's like that old, what's that quote? I don't know if it's a quote, but they say if they see, if you see somebody on the side of the road and their car's broken down, you'll just drive by them. But if you see them pushing it, you'll get out in the system. So you taking that mental shift to start putting out your content, I think that is what made people start to take notice. By the way, that could have been a risk. You could have started putting out all that content and don't nobody give a fuck. Trust me, you know how many comedians I see every day trying to follow that model right now and nobody gives a flying fuck. But don't you stop. You keep on trying buddy. You keep pushing. No seriously, because it's like lightning in a bottle. It hit for you. So for everybody that's coming around now, it's just like, oh, you really built this from the ground up. With a lot of help from really fucking talented people like you and Rogan. But yes, you need to build it. You need to build it 100%. I agree with that. And it's not just being around guys like you, but it's also putting in the work and making the work great and working really hard at it. But I think like you said, once you do that, other people start to take notice and they want to help promote you and they want to help put you on and they recognize the work. So I agree with that. The podcasting does not stand up. Right. Like that's a whole different lane. We do the brilliant idiots podcast. You know what I'm saying? Rogan does a podcast, but Rogan is also a stand up comment. So he recognizes other stand up comments. I think the podcast helps, you know, grow your profile and grow your brand. But I remember when people didn't even know he was a comment. They had no clue. I can show you a text right now. Motherfucker hitting me, sending me a clip where you want to say, I didn't know Andrew was a comment. What the fuck do you mean? Andrew been doing stand up for 12 years. Longer, I think like fucking 17 or something. That's what I'm saying. And it's just like, yeah. Personally, I think the mental shift was when you just started, when you stopped cuffing your material, which I think has changed the game of stand up in so many ways because other stand up comments don't cuff their material now. And I think you have to have confidence in yourself to go out there and make some funny shit. Yeah. Constantly. Yeah. This is comedy. We gotta keep pushing. People that have been doing the same set. It's over. For years. It's disgusting to me. I'm not even joking. You've been doing the same set for 15 years, the same joke. Like, and you think that I don't remember when you used to talk about it being a pay phone, but now without a cell phone. Like, y'all, what are we doing? Like, yo, you should be able to come up with funny, witty shit every day. If you're, if you say your job is to be a comedian, a stand up comment. If these people on Twitter are coming up with witty shit every day, if these people on these podcasts are coming up with witty shit every week and every day, you can't. You gotta push. But you're supposed to be the pro. You gotta push. Come on, man. Yeah. Come on. M.V. Can King Hezzie beat Caitlyn Clark one versus one? What would be the score? Yes. Nah, bro. You ain't ever see Caitlyn Clark, bro. You have not watched enough Caitlyn Clark, bro. She's six feet tall. She's really good. Chris, you watched Caitlyn last night. Well, she's in better shape, first of all, right? Like... Damn. This is coming from someone out of shape, so I'm not... I'm at my peak physical strength, sorry. Nah. I don't know. Listen, I'm gonna win. It's gonna be, I'm gonna have to be a dog. Right. But I'm gonna win. But when I'm a dog, I'm gonna have to be a dog. It's gonna be ugly. You would have to rough her up. I'd have to. All the other side. You cannot play her like she's a girl. I'm not playing her like I'm going at her chest. You got to. You got to play her like she's a man. You got to play her like she's trans, like you got to go, like you got to... I'm serious, man. You cannot play with Caitlyn Clark. I agree, I'm not playing with Caitlyn Clark. You can't. I'm going to have to rough her up. Could you beat her if you weren't allowed to back her down? If everything had to be off the dribble. Now we not, first of all, yes, but like... Well. Bullshit. I don't know. No, I could. You'll never get the ball. How do you figure? If you give her the ball first, you're not getting the ball. She's not going to the basket on me. That's impossible. She's so fast. She's so crazy off the dribble. Stop. She's going blow by you. You're 40 years old and you're in dad, bro. This is all a dog. This is all due respect. 40 years on your dad. Yeah, but I could foul. You're a dog, but you're an old dog. I'm an old dog. You're an old dog. You know what? Old dogs don't need new tricks. All right. Old dogs got one, and that's all it takes. Listen, I take out NBA players with it. You think I can't take out an NCAA player with it? You took out one wounded dog. 10 years gave you five bones, six bones, six bones. But he decided those rules. If he didn't decide those rules, I would have taken them seven points. Easy, light work. My point is, Caitlyn can get this work, too, with all due respect. No WNBA player, no female basketball players ever challenged me, and I've challenged every single one of them, so whenever they're ready, I'm here. If you ever do a show in Columbia, South Carolina. I'm setting this up. I do a show everywhere. You throwing that shit. If she's playing that, I'm throwing that shit. That shit's getting thrown. All of these shits are getting thrown. Look at that. What is that defense? Listen, you versus Malaysia for Wiley, yo. If you ever come to Columbia, South Carolina, you versus Malaysia for Wiley, one on one. Colonial life arena. OK, if Asia Wilson's in town, might even call up Asia Wilson. Asia backing you down. I'm throwing it. I'm throwing her shit. I'm throwing all their shit, and it's not even a question. Let's do this one last question, man. Classic Grant, this is a great way to end the podcast. How do you think, how do you guys think the world would end? Natural disasters. I don't know if he's asking us which natural disaster would end it or how do we think things are going to end, period. I mean, based off today, I think that Taylor balls up her fists and slams on the ground and the earth splits in half. That's a lot to say. You got to have it now, something like that. I don't think the world ever going to end. Worlds don't end. Human civilizations do. World, there's plenty of planets that's out there right now. They might be desolate, which probably they probably did have life at one point. But not no more. Not no more. You know, God just sitting around with the real estate like, what am I going to do with this? This human thing didn't work. This human thing didn't work. That's why he created dinosaurs first. You don't think he was ever, you ever wonder why he created dinosaurs? Like, let me see what this does. Like, these are toys right now. You built like a little brontosaurus right now. Big diesel-ass brontosaurus right now. Little buff bronto, OK? Right now. I'm going to be honest with you. Punch buggy white. I'm going to punch you out right now. I think God sits around with his team, with Jesus them. And I think that they are having conversations about. And I think it's one person on the team that keeps telling God, you know what you keep messing up at? This free will thing. If you stop giving these people free will, stop giving these creatures free will, why do you keep giving these creatures free will? It's the free will that's ruining it for all of these different planets. Now, you can give animals free will. Animals mind their business. Animals just do the circle of life thing. For real? Animals just do the circle of life thing. You don't see animals bothering us. You can be in the ocean right now with a boat and a five ton whale will not knock that fucking boat over. It's a good point. Whales mind their goddamn business. They do mind their business. Mind their motherfucking. Most creatures mind their business. It's us. Yeah, we don't do that. It's these goddamn humans and these intelligent, what they call intelligent life. Even all life is intelligent. It's us with this free will that keep fucking this shit up, yo. He might have a point, yo. I'm telling you. Why are you acting like animals doing attack? Just mad alligator attacks, shark attacks. But that's when you go, when you take your stupid ass and they're in the swamp. You're in their house. They're breaking that entering. Walking up to your door, looking for war? The shit. You ain't never heard of a fucking alligator doing a home invasion. But humans. We do it. Damn. Jesus Christ, man. So to answer your question, how do we think the world's going to end? I don't fucking know. And no thoughts on the solar eclipse, no? It's going to be humans. With humans, they're going to end the world. What solar eclipse? Solar eclipse is coming on Monday. That's all. Well, I got to go see my daughter. That's right. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, and you think we're just a couple idiots and don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Peace.