Hey there, fist-pumpers! I'm Jager Weatherby from Wetpaint Entertainment and I'm here to unveil The Situation's hook-up truths and debunk the myths. Let's get started and I promise we'll avoid the funky details.
Truth: The Situation successfully seduced twins. Note that we didn't say "hooked up with." We finally saw the much-anticipated explanation of all those paparazzi photos snapped of The Sitch and two blonde bombshells in Italy on Season 4. Brittany was all about Mike, while her V-card-carrying identical twin sister Erica fell prey to a classic Shore-house robbery. Erica wound up hooking up with not one, but two members of the Shore cast — Deena Nicole and Vinny. Maybe two are better than one?
Lie: The Situation hooked up with Snooki. Well, technically the jury is still out on this one, but considering that Snooki has scored herself a hot new bod, we hope she would do much better than Mike, who's unfortunately approaching the age of 30 much less gracefully than his co-star, Pauly D. Plus, Snooki and Jionni are like, the cutest couple ever... and really, we just can't bear the thought of Snooki hooking up with Mike.
Truth: The Sitch only hooked up with one Italian native. Surprisingly, the boys of Jersey Shore didn't fare too well with Italian women while shooting their season abroad. Luckily, Florence was rife with American students begging to be spotted on MTV in the oh-so-flattering lens of night-vision green. Remember back in the Real World days when those faces were mercifully blurred out? Sorry, guys and gals, now your indiscretions can be bought by MTV and shared with the entire world.