 Why is it that if a guy gets a girl pregnant and then he decides that he doesn't want to really be in the kid's life? He doesn't want to be a father. He doesn't want to have anything to do with it He still has to pay child support. He still has to deal with all of those responsibilities of being a father However, if a woman gets pregnant and she decides that she doesn't want to be a mother She can go and have an abortion and literally kill her unborn child. Just because she's not ready for it and she doesn't even have to tell the father or Father has no say in the matter and she can just be like, nah, I don't want this go in and kill that baby without anything I mean for all she knows the father of that baby actually wanted that kid and now she's just going off and killing it Oh, so you're the thing that you get for Christmas when you've been naughty. No, that's cool I'm just a whole Trust me girl your college reputation is everything if you're below a six and you want to get invited to fraud parties you have to everyone If you don't like toxic advice, I would keep scrolling y'all are just talking Stop putting all your eggs in his basket because I can guarantee you that he hasn't cut off his other hose for you Keep going on dates with other guys Keep your options open because until you hear the words will you be my girlfriend, baby girl? You are single and just because you're spending time with other guys doesn't mean you're being disrespectful towards him It just means that he hasn't asked you to be exclusive yet And you're not going to disrespect yourself by being loyal to someone who's obviously not loyal to you Be honest with me. What is the real reason why you're single right now? Simple it's because people don't respect your time I literally just drove an hour away from my house to come see a girl that I've been talking to for a good like two weeks We've FaceTime called texted a bunch We connect really well And I drive out here to come see her after yesterday. She she bailed on me yesterday because of work And I come out tonight anyways and uh Yeah, nothing Doesn't say anything. I drove an hour for nothing What do you want? What do you want? It's not that simple. What do you want? Damn it. What do you want? Ladies if you have a dude that's like on your ass to your location or you like ask for your location Whatever and he has it and you like are on some sneak or you're like trying to be a little shady or whatever Whatever like the circumstance is maybe you just don't want him to have it anymore Do this and he won't get the notification that you're not sharing your location with him anymore He'll still think that he has your location. Okay Go into your settings go into privacy go into location services And then go into share my location and turn it off if you do it from like the setting app It won't ever give him the notification and your messages from apple like that This person is no longer sharing the location with you. It'll look normal except it'll just load and load and load and load And say like not available and it'll never give it to him. He'll think it's like a technical error So this guy hits me up and says this girl we've been friends for a while eight years actually And I was wondering if he could do a loyalty test for me. We've been talking for a minute now So I asked if they're talking exclusively. He says yes exclusively for a while now So I decided to help out and here's how it went. So you're my suggested pages. Do I know you? Um, I don't think so but hi Huh, yeah, hi, and either way I thought you were cute. Are you in michigan too? Yeah, and thanks Huh, I should probably ask if you're single right about now. So are you yeah, I'm single Are you so at this point I send it to the guy and say he's not looking good He says keep playing along just be like are you talking to someone right now? So I asked and she says I don't really know it's kind of complicated But no even though she sent all this to him last night and said she loved him Then when I say I mean her city she says actually I lied. I'm not single. Sorry I say is it because you're talking to him then she blocked me and tried to apologize to him You know, it was suck if this showed up on her for you page And women who have men in their lives that they love and want to protect as the daughter of a father's rights Lawyer, let me let you in on a few secrets to keep you woke number one reverse google image search those ultrasound pictures number two positive pregnancy tests can be purchased on etsy among other places Number three if she says she's pregnant under suspicious circumstances like you guys just broke up You've been apart for a little while whatever Do not have sex with her She's gonna try and get pregnant if she's not already if she's tricking you Very common one. Oh, let's have sex right away very common when you're just getting back from deployment. Let's do it right away Stay woke Finally, if you have any doubt ask for a DNA test You who cares if you look like a dick you're protecting yourself if your gut is telling you something's up ask for a DNA test This is just a reminder for men that scientists have now discovered a way for women to impregnate themselves using their own bone marrow And the only child that can result from those pregnancies Are female so we no longer have any need for you genetically or physically. So, you know tread lightly Hello and welcome to me describing the outfits I'd wear if I married a rich older man Outfit number one This is the robe I'd wear when I opened the front door to the police announcing my husband had disappeared under mysterious circumstances Outfit number two This is the robe I'd wear to his empty casket funeral as his body would never be recovered so sad Outfit number three This is the robe I'd wear when I was interrogated by the police as a suspect in his murder case And outfit number four This is the robe I'd wear when the judge announced I was not guilty in court and I walked away with my dead husband's millions So my buddy is a saint of a human being he goes to work every single day provides for his kid He's a single father and his bitch of the next wife is trying to take away his children Because he smokes marijuana and it's not like he smokes weed in front of the children But even if he did What the f*** is the big idea with that people argue and f*** and fight and say the most Halacious mean vicious things to each other in front of their kids and they think that's somehow acceptable But if somebody wants to smoke a plant that God put on this earth or whoever the f*** you believe in Oh, he didn't take his f***ing kids away. What? And she's always been a b***h. I moved in with them one time when they were still together And she tried she fed my dinner to the dog one time and then Lied and said I didn't do the dishes when I did do the dishes, you know I did those dishes you f***ing b***h So I texted her to defend my buddy and give her a piece of my mind Well, she called the police and told her I sent her a terroristic threat