 Oh, hello. I'm Chelsea Handler. And I just wanted to let you know that the chances of you dating a millionaire are 0.46%. The chances of you getting injured by a toilet are 0.01%. Still higher than the chances of voter fraud. Have a great day. The chances of a person going to the emergency room because of a golf cart related incident are 0.0045%. The chances of being hit by a meteor are 0.033%. Still higher than the chances of vote by mail fraud. The odds that you're an adult that showers only once a week is just 1%, which is way higher than vote by mail fraud. And also just too high in general. Take a shower. The odds of a person making it from high school baseball to the major leagues is 0.045%. And the odds of a person being struck by lightning in their lifetime is 0.00654%. And you know what? That's still higher than the chances of vote by mail fraud.