 How about my history notebook? Yeah, it's right next to me. Hey, did you see Kevin and his friends with his dad on Facebook? The day my father gets on Facebook is the day I get off Facebook. Actually, 63% of fathers who have a child between the ages of 12 and 17 use social networking sites. Seriously, my parents don't have Facebook. Thank God. Hold on. In 2012, 66% of all parents who have a child between the ages of 12 and 17 say they use a social networking site. Up from 58% in 2011. Jake, honey, don't be late. And don't leave your plate for me to clean up. I've got to get to work. And Rick from the office made me a my face account, so accept my friend request. Jake? Jake? You there? So what did you do? Did you accept her? Yeah, I mean, I had to. She got all weird and annoyed at first when I denied it, but I just accepted her friend request anyway. I mean, I don't even know what to do. I don't want my mom on Facebook seeing everything I do and say, but it's annoying. I'm probably the only kid in the world with their mom on Facebook. Actually, 69% of mothers who have a child between the ages of 12 and 17 use social networking sites. If my parents saw what I did on Facebook, it would be the end of me. Yeah. Oh my God. You should totally do what Marcy did. Oh, Marcy. What did Marcy do? She had this Facebook page with like eight friends, and that's the one her mom was friends with. And then she had the Facebook page with 800 friends, and her mom didn't even know about that one. See, I don't want to do that. That seems sneaky and desperate. I mean, really, what can my mom possibly do on Facebook that would be a problem? Half of parents who use social media say they have commented on something that was posted to their child's profile. Mom! Mom! Mom! Where are you? Mom! Jake, why are you yelling? I'm in the living room. Are you serious? Are you kidding me? What's your problem? Jake, calm down. What's the problem? The picture you posted on Facebook of me? Naked? Oh, but it's so adorable. Listen, I love that picture. No, I'm naked. But that hush, Jake. It's a baby photo. And it's from so many years ago. Plus, nobody could see your stuff. And anyway, it's just the first picture. I'm making you a whole album for your page.