The guys are tired of the ladies getting all the attention on Halloween! It's a sexy battle of the sexes!
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Written by The Barely Guys, Directed by Erik Beck, Edited by Justin Johnson
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Oh yeah I smell candy corn and drunk women. Halloween must here
On Halloween we rule the night!
Our boobs are squeezed our pants are tight!
I feel like Lawrence of Arabia right now, cus I'm seeing a lot of camel toe out there.
Inside the club it's a treasure of chests
But outside in the line it's a sausage fest
The bouncer guards the door like hipster sphinx
This night's is more annoying than Jar Jar Binks
Hey sexy nurse, you could make me cough
Was your costume on sale cus it is half off
We're totally sexy we're totally hot
What do those witches got that we ain't got
We's could walk around all scantily clad
Wait a second that idea ain't half bad
It's time to break free of Halloween oppression
To be a sexy bee that is the question
Take the costume your wearing and chop it in half
We're putting the ween back in Halloween
If we all band together then no one will laugh
I feel like Charlie Sheen cus I'm "Hallowinning"
Move aside bouncer lest you want to feel pain
You're standin' on the tracks of the sexy man train
Alright ladies put those hands up. I wanna see you! So we can show you out the door, That's right make room for the guys!
It's about 95 degrees sexius in here!!!
Don't be jealous cus the fellas really brought it this year.
You can't be sexy No freakin' way
You spoiled our night now it's time to pay
Yeah, Witches, Nurses, Jackie O,
A French Maid, A mermaid ,Marylin Monroe
You're dead in the water, we're doin' it better
We got a smokin' hot Freddy in a tiny sweater
I'm dressed up as a sexy mom
Wearing only a baby and five coupons
I'm your worst nightmare a Sexy Buzz Lightyear
You might want to think about switching to light beer
Shhh, I'm a sexy librarian
Well I'm Conan O'Brian Barbarian
I'm a homeless stripper and I'm lookin' splendid
I'll leave you horny, and a little offended
You've awakened the spirit of The Pumpkin King
By dressing up in costumes that are obscene
On Halloween's you should be horrifying as hell
Instead you're out here whore-ifying yourselves
You guys are scary but in the wrong way
Are you about to sing YMCA?
If I wanted you to be half naked outside
I would've put the holiday in freakin' July
Cover yourself for the love of Candy.
Hey, ladies, I was mostly talking to the guys. Need a ride home?
Have you ever ridden in an SUV limo. I've got one right outside. It's got a Jacuzzi, and I make a mean pumpkin cosmo.
Hey nurse lady. Where do you work? Slutty Sloan Kettering?