 Yep, Charlamagne the God. Andrew Schultz. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness, man. Schultz, how you feel this week, brother? I'm still in recovery, man. What happened? From that violent act by a... Unbelievable. Man, you're a decapable human being. Let me tell you how violent that act was. Somebody called the radio station this morning. What'd they say? To reprimand her and tell her how fucked up that was. She's a mean girl. She was like, the guy said, where is Taylor? Taylor's a mean girl. So she's actually standing behind me right now. He was like, yo, that shit she did to Schultz on last week's podcast was an un-call. Despicable. It was despicable. It was violent. It was violent. It was very, very, very violent. Because you could change your weight. He said that I stood up for myself. He didn't say that. Who said that? I am getting attacked by your fans, though. As you should. They defended me. As they should. That's what hives are for. Yes. The fuck you mean? Don't stir somebody's hive if you don't want to get stung by the bees that's in that person's hive. Everybody has a goddamn hive. Damn, right. Week was good, though. We're here. What's going on in the news, guys? You know what? Talk to me. You know, I'm prisoner of the moment, Schultz-y. But last night. Oh, god. We're recording this on a Tuesday, by the way. Why? I don't even know where you're going. I know it's something crazy. No, it's not even that crazy. I'm just watching myself be such a prisoner of the moment. So I'm watching this Lakers game. And I'm watching myself be completely subjective. I'm watching LeBron win. And I'm literally having my brain chemistry tell myself that he's the greatest player of all time. And I have to find myself doing it. I have to stop myself. I mean, listen, but that is a good feeling because you're enjoying the moment. But also when you're enjoying the moment, you got to enjoy Steph, too. That's not like Steph wasn't out there. Steph was brilliant. And I think that he got too much criticism for that final shot. I didn't mind his last shot. We don't get mad when Steph shoots, though. You get mad when Jordan Poole shoots, though. Thank you. Steph Curry hitched those consistently. That's not a bad shot for Steph Curry. People are like, why are you taking that shot? It's like, you have a seven-foot guy on you. You're down by one. There's 15 seconds left. And you're taking a setback three. The greatest shooter in the history of the game is taking a setback three. Again, this isn't Jordan Poole. This isn't Draymond. No. Steph fucking Curry. And then what happened the last play of the game when they took the ball out of Draymond's hand? Jesus Christ. I got a theory. OK. Draymond. Love LeBron too much. Throwing the series for LeBron, yeah. Wow. Yeah. Just a touch. Get out of here. Get out of here. He's the one and two thing. He's either throwing this series for LeBron or he's sewing all of LeBron. He's out there nervous. I've never seen Draymond play so nervous. Like in the beginning of the game, he threw the ball to a coach. You didn't see that? And then at the end of the game, it's like, what was that play? One of two things, yo, he's either too nervous to be out there with LeBron or he's throwing the game for LeBron. I'll give it up for LeBron for that last play, too, because he called that play. He read it. He read that whole play, directed the whole defense. He knew exactly where they were going because Draymond told them. Draymond gave him a sign coming out the huddle. Yo, we're going corner through the clay. A moment. Guys, think we're going with Steph. That is another weird thing that happens. And this is obviously no disrespect to clay. I think clay is, you could argue, top three shooters of all time, four shooters of all time. You have one of the best. Top five easily. This is the NBA playoffs. Steph takes the shot. Don't drop your little play where you're going to try to trick the defense into, oh, it's not our best guy. It's our second best guy. Get that goofy shit the fuck out of here. Get the ball in Steph's hands and let him launch from wherever he wants. He's the greatest shooter of all time. It depends, though. I hate when coaches do that. We're going to outsmart him and give it to the second best shooter. Look what you did. Clay is not a bad option. I didn't understand that last play of the game. That's Steve Kerr's fault, yo. And that Steph's fault for not stepping up and doing what Jimmy Butler didn't say, nah, give me that. Give me that fucking rock. Spolster said, see that play right there? What the fuck was Draymond throwing at? What do you do? Look at this. No, he threw it to the fucking coach. What's the GP threw up? Huh? Gary Payton, Jr. He threw up in his mouth and ran off the court. Yeah, he was only half four on the court right now. So he thought that was not? Is it really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gary Payton, Jr. throws up in his mouth, holds in his mouth. You see his cheeks open? Really? Yeah, and they're not open. Their cheeks are all blown up. And then once they're on offense again. Oh, that's amazing. Actually, I like the fact that Draymond knew exactly where his player was supposed to be. Word up. That's muscle memory. Yes, I don't think Draymond's throwing it. No, my ball, Dray. He's thinking about it. Damn, damn, my bad, Dray. Yeah. Now, that last play, though, that last play. Somebody told Braun what was up, yo. Yeah, he knew. Well, he just watched it. He knew what the fuck was going on. Why would you not put the ball in Steph's hands? Also, one more time. They were down by one. This is Golden State. Down by one, Steph takes a step back three on AD. I think AD is guarding him. AD was guarding him. That's your mismatch. You want that. He takes it with 15 seconds left. People are like, why he shoots so soon? You're down one. If he makes it, you're up two, OK? If he misses, they're only up one. That's a foul. Immediately, they go to the free throw line. If they hit both free throws, it's still a three-point game. It's a high IQ shot. Is the series over, though? I'll never say anything's over when you got Steph Curran. I agree. I agree. I can easily see the Warriors win in the next two games. I can see the Warriors win in the next three games. But we'll see. But also, too, man, this is not a career-defining series that everybody's trying to make it out of. It will, though. The people are going to say that, and they're going to do that. It's stupid, though. But that's what we do. It's a second-round playoff series with Steph Curry on a team that he's played for his whole career, LeBron on a team that this is his fourth team in the NBA in 20 years. Steph's record is still going to be three and one in NBA finals against LeBron. That's when it counts. So it's just like, to me, it's not a career-defining game at all. Yeah, but we love to do that. You know that. And I don't know who's going to win the Denver Phoenix series. But I picked Golden State to win the championship before the year is over. If Golden State don't win it, I think the Nuggets are going to win the NBA. Now, here's the question. Without Chris Paul, what's it called? The Heat seemed to be playing very well. The Sun's you mean. Jesus Christ. Same thing. Sun. Sun provides Heat. Absolutely. Absolutely. Balls bring Heat. The Sun seems to be playing very well. Thoughts on this. Are they better without Chris Paul? Faster. I've been watching enough of the games. Chris Paul's the game down. I can see that. Chris is a point guard. Bro, there's this. You don't really need point guards anymore. Say again. You don't really need point guards anymore. Hot take. Hot take. No, not traditional point guards like Chris Paul. Or maybe I could be wrong in that situation because I'm saying Kevin Durant and Devin Booker don't necessarily need a ball. They don't be. Is they're going to get their shots out of it? Absolutely. So now you're just another person with the ball. Absolutely. When they don't need you to give them the ball. They are elite one-on-one guys. The question is, is the bench too thin? That's what people thought. And then CP3 goes down and all of a sudden, they're balling. I mean, Booker is shooting crazy percentage. Because Durant and Booker scoring 80 fucking points. If they got to do that, then they got to do that. They're benches thin. I mean, thin like Tory Lane's hairline. Oh, they're benches thin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That bitch is thin as fuck. So let's see what happens, man. I thought Denver had it, to be honest. I thought Denver's fucking thin. I think Denver's still going to win the series. And I think, I mean, if the Warriors don't win the chip, I think Denver wins the chip. I think that guy jokers. He's just too good to not win a championship by now, right? He's just too fucking good. Your nicks suck though. They're my nicks too. I like the nicks. Bro, it's just, I hated what Randall said in that press conference. Do you see what Randall said in the press conference? He said maybe the other team wanted it more. I thought that was honest as fuck. I know you would love that. I know you would love it. Why are we mad at people being honest? Think it to you naked, bro. No, man, you got to spark the other team. The rest of the team. Spark yourself. You right. He gave up already. You think so? Yeah, that's a myth in the feed. Well, Jimmy just bullied them. Put Randall in a package. Get him the fuck out of New York. Bring in some goddamn, bring in some superstar talent. Jalen Brunson needs a compliment. RJ Barrett needs a compliment. They do. No, they do. Put a package together for Yannis or something. Do something, goddamn it. Yeah, who do we get? Do we get Dame Lillard? Nah, you don't want that. Why not? I would take Dame in a fucking heartbeat. Why not? Have you a good back court, Dame? JB and Dame Lillard. What does RJ play? Point card. RJ plays point card. No, no, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. JB plays point card. RJ's like a forward, like a kind of like swing forward. Yeah. OK, well, listen, man, we're not the All the Smoke podcast. Yeah. But what else we got, Taylor? Come on, scroll through some stuff, Taylor. I'll be honest with you, man, I'm tired as fuck, y'all. Yeah. I'm so goddamn tired, because I was out all last motherfucking night till midnight. And why were you all so late? Because Jessa Larry has tricked me. What did she say? She said, let's go to dinner, I'm paying. And that matters to you? She said, yes. And she said, I never, she said, I don't hang with her outside of work. You know what I mean, which is not true. But I don't hang with nobody. Yeah. I was just like, yeah, come on. We hang for work. We hang for work. So it doesn't feel like we need to hang outside of work. That's what I'm saying, we hang for work. Like, when I saw Jess last, we was in Atlanta together for the Black Perfect Podcast Festival. I've been in cities hosting things over the years, and she's been doing a comedy show. I'm like, oh, and I love that. I guess I'm a comedy guy, so I'll be hearing on the radio, like, such-and-such is that such-and-such comedy club. If I ain't got nothing to do, I'll go pull up after I'm done doing what I'm doing, especially if I'm spending the night somewhere. So we've hung out like that. But it's like, I don't just be hanging out to hang out. And last night reminded me fucking why. Because it was too late for you. Midnight is too late for me to be. It's a school night. You wake up at 4 in the morning? 4 in the fucking morning. I am 44 years old. I was born in 1978. I need my goddamn rest. God damn. And I got a long day today. After I leave here, I got to go to a doctor's appointment, because I'm old. And then I got to go to, I'm doing something with Bishop T.D. Jakeslade at City College. Oh, sick. What are you doing? He put out a new book called Disruptive Thinking. I think I got it on me, actually. You got that thing on you? It's called Disruptive Thinking. Let me see. It's about the disruptors. You know what I mean? Because in life, as our great friend Jazz Waters used to say, you can be great or safe, but you can't be fucking bold. Ooh. That book is for the disruptors. So we're having a conversation tonight called Disruptive Conversations. The nicest DJ, and it's sold out already. He needs to do the audio for this. Of course he is. Bishop T.D. Jakeslade's audio for a lot of people. I don't realize that, um, listen to this track, bitch. Girl, the way you moving. Got it, Jakeslade. That's T.D. Jakeslade. What? He's saying, bitch? You didn't know that? No, I didn't know it. Listen to this track, bitch. Girl, the way you moving. Play it. Pull it up, Taylor. How the fuck y'all didn't know that? Come on. But why is he cursing? Oh, I can't curse. I got to the floor, and let me see that booty go. Dude, you be drunk back to it. Like, oh, I'm out of time. Man, I'm out of time. That's something people get mad at. They're crazy. That's somebody who can go. Rock, sco, dash. R-O-S-E-O-U, he just put it on me. Ay, y'all think that it ain't me. Ay, I like that bologna. Ay, dah, dah, dah, dah. That's a white man like that's a bologna. Ay, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. My nipples are bigger than my muscles. Oh, Ray, Ray, go away. Now I got another day. Yeah, it's a lullaby game. Hey, hey, play, play. Listen, play, listen to the track, bitch. Play hit, Taylor. Listen to the track, bitch. Y'all didn't know this was Bishop T.D. Jakes, y'all? I don't know. What's worse? Y'all singing that. This is correct. This is T.D. Jakes. This is fake reading over there. Bro, look at it. Look at LeBron James, he's already halfway through the book. This is LeBron, yeah, LeBron at every. Come on, this is definitely Bishop T.D. Jakes, man. I can't believe y'all. Over three days, I had made every type of homemade bread, cinnamon rolls, pies, cakes, stuffing, greens. Gams, rams, maids, you put Van's book inside. Did you really put Van's book inside the T.D. Jakes cover? Van, the funny shit, last week we made the podcast Fatmatic. And when you go to YouTube, right over Fatmatic, it's just Van's face. No, you're kidding. Taylor, play the goddamn track, Taylor. Listen to the track, track. He says it, he says it. That's Bishop T.D. Jakes. That is Bishop T.Jakes. Well, he says bitched it. That must be an edited verse. Yes, he did. No, bro, it's a man of God. He know he didn't. I can't believe y'all didn't know that was a bishop. All these years, who y'all thought that was? But why would he say that? That's what he wants you to listen to the track. I really felt it after that long. They got tracks in gospel. Know what you mean? They got tracks in gospel music. They do. Yes, gospel tracks. Listen to the track. Fucking quiet singing. Listen to the track. Bitch. The quiet singing. Shut the fuck up and listen to their eyes on the sparrow. I really believe this is as good as 10 minutes. God damn, son. Look, God damn. I was like, really, T.D. Jakes? How did it? In Psalm 142, David expressed his anguish when he was alone in the cave and he said, listen to the track. Bitch. Yo, shout out, T.D. It does. It does. It's him. That is him. Why would I lie about something like that? I don't got nothing else better to do. Listen, listen, listen. Oh, he signed us for you. He did. Oh, man, scroll up, Taylor. This is so good. Oakland Athletics' former announcer, Ben Cocher, has been suspended indefinitely after using a racial slur for years on this podcast. Y'all always say Andrew Schultz uses this word. So I'm going to say it. So I'm going to say it. Once and for all, I'm just going to say it. You always think I say it. Try to make me look like I say it. Blink whatever he says, guys. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say the word that you always think that I say. What are you going to say? My next door. I don't even want to say it. I ain't doing it. Play the audio, Taylor. Yeah, play it. This shit was good execution, though, man. What does he mean to say? Negro League. Oh, and then what did he say? He meant to say Negro League. He said the word word. What was the word that he said? The N word. What did he say? Just say what he said. Play it, Taylor. I can't use it. I don't like to use the word. I don't like to practice bad habits. Oh, really? No, I've been trying not to use the word. That's good. But I do. Let's hear it. Go back. Hold on. Hold on one second. Go back. Who's this Taliban general he's sitting with? We had a phenomenal day today. Negro League Museum and Arthur Bryan's Barber. And it's the barbecue cinnamon after it, too. The funny part about it is his co-host didn't give a fuck. We had a phenomenal day today. Negro League Museum and Arthur Bryan's Barber. His co-host hit his chest like, that's my boy right there. We ain't the fuck cancel culture. We ain't scared of this shit. Look, look, look, look, look. Oh, this is crazy. Yeah. That one hit. By the way, this is why. That one hit. This is why you can never, ever come to work sleepy, yo. You think he can't do it? I'm tired right now, but I got to be on my peas and queues. Because he ain't even listening to what the fuck that guy is saying. No. He has no clue. No. He's looking at the prompter. Like, that man is looking at the prompter. But he's actually reading the word. You know how you know that guy's racist? Because he went to the, I don't even want to say it. What is it? N-word. N-word? No. Bleep him. Every time, just bleep him. No, no, no, no, no. Even though he's not going to do it to you. Y'all not going to do it to me. I had a joke. I had a joke. I don't think he's racist. And I had a joke, but we can't even set it up. Yo, what's the joke? What's the joke? Come on, man, shoot. He went to that museum. The N-word museum. They went to the N-word museum. No, he didn't go to the N-word museum. Oh, no, he went to the real one they did. They said he went. Yes. And he went to the actual Negro League museum. Yes. And after his experience there, he called it? The N-word museum. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's the N-word museum. Is that not telling? Is that not telling a little bit? What? Explain. Like, you're in that museum, and then you just... What museum? Come on, man. Come on, bro. Why would you want to throw it all away? Yo, why would you want to throw it all away? You just keep people guessing. He can't get his shit all he wants to get. I can't. I don't think that guy's racist, bro. I don't even think he said it. Y'all are racist. Play it one more time, see if he really says it. Let's hear it. Let's hear what he's saying. Let's hear it. We had a phenomenal day today. Negro League Museum. Listen to this track, bitch. Listen to this track, bitch. Listen to this track, bitch. It's the worst to say it. One more time, Taylor, one more time. Yo. Why are people saying the N-word is the... Yes, that's shit, too. I mean, hard Y'all. Y'all can't say the N-word for shit. Yo, y'all really can't say the N-word, bro. Whoa, because it's the ER. The ER hits different than the GAA. That's all it boils down to. I couldn't even say the ER last week. Remember the flavor? I tried to say that shit felt uncomfortable. It's not because you know that you're saying a racial slur. And the GAA ain't too far from it. I'll tell you one thing, though. That motherfucker right there has sparked a great idea. Which is? Because T.I. has the Trap Museum in Atlanta, which some white people I'm sure would say is an N-word League Museum. I never said that. I went to the Trap Museum. You did. Yeah, Alex came, too. Really? What'd you think? Let's see. Yeah. I mean, we had a great day, Alex and I, right? An N-word museum would be funny as shit, though, man. You have a soldier boy exhibit. You know what I mean? Why? We're all soldiers' greatest N-word moments. Yeah. Wow, does he have a bunch of N-word moments? What kind of crap? What? Soldier is the goat of N-word moments. There's not a better human alive that has more N-word moments than soldiers. But I'm basing this off the Boondocks. Remember the Boondocks had that episode where they told us about what N-word moments are. You know what I mean? It's not a moment where he says the N-word. No. It's a moment where he what? He's acting like one. What is that? What is a tack like one? You said what? What is that? Can you just explain to me what it is, a tack like one? Why I try to burn this shit down? Donald Trump is the biggest N-word. Can you just call him one with the E-R? That'd be really great news. No, because he might quote me somewhere. It's an excuse to say it. I was called N-word. Spiders N-word. Oh, my God. Come on, come on, come on. Don't you ever skimp over the goat. Come on, come on. The start with the suck my dick. The start with the suck my dick. The start with the suck my dick. Shout out to the soldier, boy, man. What happened, Taylor? Why you went away from it? Can we, while we're talking about Donald, can we talk about Double Down Donald and why he might be the fucking goat? What Double Down Donald do? You didn't see Double Down Donald when he was being interrogated and they asked him about to grab the pussy? Yes, I did, yes, I did, yes, I did. Can we play that? You know why? Let's play that, Taylor. Legend. You know why he can Double Down like that? Why can he Double Down like that? Because he came up in an era in the 80s and 90s, you know, before that really, you know what I mean? 70s, right, 70s, right, Chris? More so 80s for Donald Trump, right? Trump, Trump's more 80s, 90s, right? Yeah. Yeah, so he came up in an era in the 80s and 90s where in his mind that's what they were able to do. That's what rock stars and celebrities were able to do. So he doesn't even think he's saying anything wrong when he's making a statement like that. But he didn't even say it for the 70s and 80s. He said it for the last million years. No, absolutely. He said he feels... A million years is a long time. He brought us back to being like monkeys and shit. He feels there's celebrity privilege. He feels there's celebrity privilege. He feels there's rich privilege. Like, that was actually, you know, insight into the mind of a person who's been that famous, that rich and that white for that long. Straight up. Bro, he said they were like, what did the woman say? The woman goes, you could grab women by the pussy. We asked Taylor to pull up Donald Trump. She pulled up Glenn Beck. Yeah, Taylor, you are a racist. You went right past it. I mean, it was right there. It was sitting right there. Donald Trump. Grab. Just put grab pussy. Why are you on Twitter? Twitter's a search engine now? You have a whack one. I don't be on it. I don't fuck with Twitter. It's not good for my mental health. That's not it, Taylor. Why are you looking on Twitter? You want to go to Google? Yeah, just do Google. Like regular people do? Or YouTube? Like the biggest search engine in the world? Of course it can't be reached on your computer. Of course Google can't be reached. Why would Taylor ever Google anything? But she ain't even spelled Google. She can't ask you that shit. You get that shit mad old, yo. That shit look like drink over your old logo. Goggles.com. You get that shit mad old, yo. What's up with you, yo? Goggles. She went to Goggles.com. She went to Goggles.com. Did she go out to dinner with y'all too? No. Hell no. Taylor. Why are you saying that? Taylor. This is why Bishop T.D.J. be yelling at people, man. What? Listen. Hell. Who did Donald Trump's deposition? And you say, and again, this has become very famous in this video. I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can look at my file. Well, historically, that's true with stars. It's true with stars that they can grab women by the pussy? Well, that's what, if you look over the last million years, I guess that's been largely true. Not always, but largely true. Unfortunately or fortunately. Unfortunately or fortunately. And you consider yourself to be a star. I think you can say that. Yeah. I'll pause real quick. I want to pause real quick. I didn't like that. I felt like that was not Trump. I felt like Trump should have said the biggest. You know what I mean? You think you're a star? Are you a star? That was her hating. Yes, she was hating. Go press play teller. Now you said before a couple of minutes ago that this was just locker room talk. It's locker room talk. And so does that mean that you didn't really mean it? No, it's locker room talk. I don't know. It's just the way people talk. There's one where he goes, where he goes, yeah, she wasn't my type. I mean, like, you're not my type either. No, I think that was the one we just played. He's going at the woman that's interrogating him and saying he would never touch her. She's not my type, the guy's a legend. Do you know that's a former president? Yeah. That's how you should ask. But if you're a former president? Yeah, like put it all out. Clearly nobody gives a fuck no more. No, I'm just saying, like, you're at a point in time, like, you know all the secrets, you know how the world works, you know if there's aliens or not, you know who really killed JFK, you know everything, right? What you gonna say about me? What you gonna do now? All these presidents that don't act wild after they were president, they're being pussy. This is like, you learned everything. You know what's going on in the world. You might as well just let it rip at this point. Please don't ever become president, bro. Bro, I'll let it rip. If I'm president, everybody's going to hear everything. Trump, let me tell you that, 100%. They're going to kill you. You don't have enough dirt on them. Trump got so much dirt on them, too. That's the other thing that we don't take into consideration. He has dirt on a lot of people, bro. Because people don't even act like Trump's really doing anything wrong. This is a former president in a deposition for a rape case. On top of being charged by Alvin Bragg here in New York City. On top of having charges that he couldn't be facing in Georgia. On top of potential federal charges. And nobody gives a flying fuck. Does it feel like people give a fuck, really? He's desensitized us to his insensitivity. Damn. We're used to him being insensitive. America deserves better, man. On both sides. On both sides. Joe Biden's approval ratings are super low. I don't know what Trump's approval ratings are, but I saw a poll where it said Republicans don't even want Trump to run. 70% of the country a 70% of Democrats don't want Biden to run. That clearly tells us we need a third party option at this point. Is it third party, or we need the Democratic establishment to start, you know, putting some more talent? Well, both then, right? Republicans too, because there's nobody who's really challenging Trump. I mean, you see, of course, there's Nikki Haley out there. DeSantis is out there. I think DeSantis, there's a lot of people that are interested in DeSantis. I mean, it says DeSantis could win in a head-to-head matchup with Biden. Yeah, I think DeSantis beats Biden. But there's no energy around it. You've got to create the energy. How, though, in the Trump world? He's got to be better. That's the thing, this is America. It's like, man, the best man win. Yeah. So he's got to be better. And that's the thing about the Republicans. You can talk all this shit about communism and socialism, et cetera, at that. But if we are going pure capitalism, the best business is going to win. The most successful platform is going to win. You've got to be a better business. We've done a new fucking low rating dip to 36% down from February and just below his previous low in 2022. A significantly higher percentage of people. 56% disapproving the job that the president has done so far and the majority of the Democrats surveyed 58% today, where rather the Democrats pick someone else to be the presidential nominee. Well, pick somebody, goddamn else. Listen to the track. Like, goddamn, if you're not going to listen to the American people, to do. I mean if I was a rogue Democrat I would just announce. They have nobody cares Bobby Kennedy announced uh Mary Ann Williamson announced nobody cares Chris over there shrugging them off. Honestly you know what it is I genuinely believe this is being a politician now involves so much public scrutiny not only for you but your family that the talent pool available to politics is starting to shrink because if you were smart enough charismatic enough and successful enough win in politics you most likely have already won in life and if you won in life it's not worth putting your family through that drama like that Brett Kavanaugh shit think about what Brett Kavanaugh went through now I don't know what he did or didn't do in his life okay but assuming let's do best case scenario he didn't do those things let's just assume maybe he did I don't know but let's say he didn't the way that he was dragged through the mud and his family was dragged through the mud and publicly humiliated what he went through if you're someone who's already a billionaire right or already a multimillionaire already you would never put your family through that and I like what you said about Kavanaugh too because you know we don't know what he did or didn't do but we do know that shit was political oh we know we know nobody you know pulled that out on him because they was trying to take a moral stand we know that 100 you know what I mean so that's what makes it bullshit you know so exactly where was all this energy before right this shit is and you literally saw the same thing I think at the same time Biden had a few accusers Biden had same thing at the fuck up immediately no no by the way a lot of those Democrats actually said they believed the women yeah but they didn't do nothing about it but then because once Biden become the nominee everybody got to get down to lay down exactly so anything with Trump I think that we created a situation where it is too hostile in an environment for anybody that is independently successful to go into politics and now you're just left with people who dream about being politicians and dreaming about being a politician is the gayest thing ever like if you're fucking nine years old like I can't wait to be a governor I can't wait to make president no you should love your country so much that you're forced to do this awful thing which is telling what telling adults what they can or can't do with them like their life you should be forced you should be compelled to be a politician it should be something you do but grudgingly I do I do I don't I don't agree with all of that but I do think there's something there in the fact that people when we say power to the people I would like to see more regular everyday people getting into politics and they would and they did in the past but now it's such a mudsling contest you don't want to put your family through that you want to put yourself through that you literally got to decide as a 50 or 60 year old man you go damn bro did I never call a girl back you know did I never call a girl back in 94 and she got upset about it like what are the chances you're a successful man or woman in business and you're 60 years old what is the chances that there's not one single person you rubbed the wrong way well did a shady deal with insulted well you you you're not you're not wrong you're not wrong but there's another layer to that it's not that they coming out they're going to go find them oh yeah yeah that's what I mean if you're political your political eyes are going to go find them yes they're going to go fight get all the dirt you can I thought they President Barack Obama had to be the cleanest motherfucker a lot 100% like he had to be the cleanest human alive yeah but then how does stuff like Santos happen when they like when they search everything on you and this guy gets away with just his whole life is a lot oh that's just him not giving a fuck like and not Trump Trump is Matthew the art and not giving a fuck either I think that he entered politics it's on such a small level that they didn't really care at that time the mud slinging doesn't start until you have real power and you're being exalted right like I don't think Santos is a threat to power to anybody realistically right maybe on like a very very local level but when you are gonna be a president right that's a threat to power to the other party because the other party has probably thousands of people who are literally employed by the party in power so if you're a Republican you're like yo my job is on the line right now that's right not because I'm president I'm talking about all the people that serve the administration you're like oh we gotta get this we cannot let this guy lose so we gotta go and find everybody they've ever interacted with every mean thing they ever said every person they fired let's say you're a businessman and you have you let's say you're mark Cuban right let's say mark Cuban you're a billionaire you've killed you done great you don't think they're gonna find the one time mark Cuban fired a woman who was four months pregnant they don't find every horrible thing that you have done and maybe that woman deserved to be fired maybe she was stealing or some shit but they're gonna find every single thing and you maybe maybe that girl deserved to be fired what happened what I did you went there I went there what did I say he was running that cocky tongue maybe that girl deserved to be fired maybe she did but but yeah so it's like why would you put yourself through that yo why would you do that whenever somebody runs uh independent party they'll just steal votes away from one of the sides who gives a fuck somebody to start doing that shit man do you think there's anyone right now that could run third independent party and actually win no no because I think this would be the best year to do it since no one's excited the last two years have been the last two elections have been the best time to do it is people literally the last two elections no but Hillary and um Trump no no no Biden and Trump and this year people don't really care about politics ourselves included people don't really know enough about politics ourselves included so they just wrap their political identity in a party so you have to fracture that you have to break them away from their party to go vote for someone independently the reality is that nobody's gonna do the research to even figure out what that is people go I'm a democrat I'm a republican right logical intelligent people Chris is a fucking smart guy really smart guy Chris morrow he's not voting for no republican even if they agreed with Chris on everything that he wanted voted republican before where in a district it was already gonna go republican so your best bet was to vote for the lesser of two evils I still voted republicans so predictable that's the thing these democrats are so predictable and they do that I voted republican Chris would promote to protect Taiwan he'd vote his interests he can't wait for taiwan to be chinese he can't wait that's going to be his little passive aggressive show change is going to come change is going to come Chris texan the way and mark that mark that mark that okay I'm just saying I'm just saying you see this shit happen all the fucking time and we're too wrapped up in our identity and it's just impossible I do know a third party that could run but it wouldn't be a politician it had to be a celebrity yeah literally would have to be the rock you know what I mean listen I love I think somebody like Tucker Carlson could steal some votes I didn't think he could win steel votes yes yes plenty of people could steal votes yeah but to actually win as an independent it would be impossible it's impossible it's truly impossible you know why because all this shit is fixed any god damn way yep so they wouldn't let an independent win I don't give fuck what an independent you don't think somebody rich that like elon that he can't have before like like Ross Perot and uh the best thing that you could do is what Trump did is be a lifelong Democrat and then run as a Republican and keep in mind people will go oh he's not lying he just finally saw the light he just finally agrees with me Michael Bloomberg right brilliant businessman like literally one of the most successful humans in history yeah right I think was a lifelong Democrat then ran as a Republican is that right Chris that's right for for a mayor right right and I thought did a phenomenal job and the dude was like spending his own bread we had like fucking Bruce Wayne as mayor for was it three was it three terms something like that yeah so it's like and then he goes to run for president you're talking about someone who has successfully ran the most important city in the world he goes to run for president and they look at him they dug up a fucking monopoly man or something they dug up shit on him immediately it was a stop and frisk and something else I forgot one of the most benevolent leaders in American history literally spending hundreds of millions of his own money to make the city better they dug up everything and made him look like a complete goofy up there and that's on him too he's also got to be better he wasn't good publicly yeah but I guess I'm saying is that's the type of scrutiny that you're going to go through to be president but what I got to happen is the best example that who is Bloomberg Bloomberg because I mean stop and frisk is one thing I personally didn't like kind of the green light he gave the developers in New York City when he's mayor but across the board incredibly capable incredibly smart not corrupt from what we can tell maybe outside of the developer thing and you know I take him over Biden's got a lot of experience but the point is Bloomberg's the type of guy who should be in the mix and isn't right and you have to and let's hold him a little bit accountable you have to be more charming it's the same thing as DeSantis he's very charming though I mean people say he's incredibly charming would you would you start a smash well I'm in a relationship okay but he's Jewish what if you won't have to think about it that's a different level of charm that's true right no but but you're 100 right so we hold him a little bit accountable where like you have to show charisma on that stage that's what's going to work and if you don't have that charisma that being said I think he fell into the Hillary shit where he's so worried about what the polls were going to say about every single word that he said that you look like a robot up there when you have a person who is just so naturally charismatic like a Barack Obama he could flow in and out of shit he's like improv and he's almost it's it and that's what Bill Clinton could do you know what you know what Clinton and Obama did that guy's like Bloomberg can't even kill Clinton not Hillary who ruined that last name Bill Clinton Hillary doesn't spoil the name I can't even say Clinton without I'll be honest we didn't even put Epstein Island on bill until Hillary came around fucking shit up what a disaster she was for that whole family bill what an absolute abomination that woman was for the Clinton family bill bill got a divorce to divorce her no no no he can't he can't the spinach guy what is he can't he can't you know why he can't because she stood next to him with all his bullshit yeah he got her no she was looking at the no actually for him she now she was looking at now for him because if she would have left him back then he would have probably never the presidency and all that shit like he would he'd be king nah make him king he was digging up too much shit on bill but I'll tell you something Bill Clinton President Obama Donald Trump all did something that other people have not been able to do won the culture war sometimes you win the culture war because you go out there and take it like Clinton did when he went and played the saxophone in your house sometimes the coaches gets given to you when you're a Barack Obama because even though you're biracial you still black enough and cool enough and you got you know he plays basketball yo oh rappers nitching to him in songs oh he fucks with jay-z you know what I mean like he speak the language oh he got a black wife we got a black daughter yo get that video up of Bill Clinton playing the sax on our sinio hall trump did both okay I want to go I want to talk about that real quick so when when bill did that like in retrospect people look back and they're like oh he was pandering to black boners or whatever like that yo yo black boners he did you you were crazy see what bill clinton does to black men all he had to do is play saxophone once and y'all again bricked up just talking about press pause for one second why press pause see you hear about black so people like oh is he pandering for black boners whatever first of all like that's politics is your pandering second of all name a time in political history where the white candidate is going on at the black show playing saxophone with fucking sunglasses on like it probably I don't even think he was a candidate yet I don't think he had announced he was yeah okay but I guess what I'm saying it might maybe it felt good maybe it felt good for black people to rest holy shit one of the guys that could be president is here trying to meet us on our platform talk to us maybe that felt fucking nice they've been calling him the first black president ever since but I'm gonna tell you something man I'm gonna tell y'all something and y'all gonna watch this video and y'all gonna see faking in the fucking moon landing faking in the moon landing don't okay faking in the fucking come on you ain't shit I know you a hater bro celebrate a white man was great in the moon landing bro faker than the moon landing press play watch he's just trying to get wasn't even moving his fingers boss a presidential candidate came on a black hosted tv show I don't like how you say black well I'm not gonna say it the other way bleep black when he said it came on a coming on as the music introducing the host oh yeah that's that's big I don't think you guys rise how deferential that is yeah I'm not coming on here like hey here I'm the white savior I'm here to save black people interview and ask me all my questions I'm coming I'm gonna play the music and bring on the guest I think he interviewed later of course later what I'm saying is the beginning of the show you see him build just as part of the band and Hilary was with him what a great cultural moment she's probably there fucking up this one is saxophone all out of tune by the way this right here ever since this happened this is what democrats have been trying to do yeah but when the cool inauthentically yes barack barack was the last person who did it authentically and that's because he was black enough that the culture got behind him like black people were already like oh that's our god this ever since this has happened they've been trying to do little cool things like this way harder what bill clinton did you know brock obama did because y'all gonna vote for brock no matter what because he black can I ask y'all something why are you trying to take this from y'all can I ask y'all a question real talk like why are you here bro can I ask y'all one question no a white man's treat you bro yeah I don't care you got kicked by a white here's what it is can I ask y'all one question yeah ask us a question how come you ain't never seen a saxophone in his lip since 1992 you ain't never even seen him try to attempt to do that ever again if I ever interview bill clinton guess what I'm bringing in the goddamn room a motherfucking saxophone let me see if you wasn't fucking pretending okay bill armstraw you didn't land on the moon bill armstraw hey why why do you have that energy when you interviewed his wife huh because I ain't think about it but I always but you know what don't stop this was coming for you I always I always felt like with Hilary I never wanted to talk about Hilary do you have hot sauce in your bag oh Hilary oh classic moment what are you talking about that's that's that's about as classic as the saxophone it's not classic bro but that was her attempt to do that I know that was her trying to win over the culture the only hot sauce in that person black people the only the only difference I know remember what I said you never saw bill do that again there's an interview 20 you never saw bill do play the sax there's an interview 20 years prior it's Hilary I don't think it's 2020 or 60 minutes she's talking about how she keeps the bass going in her bag pull it up so she's done she said this before you ain't never seen him put a saxophone on any instrument to his lips ever again not even a fucking harmonica you a hater I know you you are killing this for me bro not even a harmonica look his fingers ain't even moving press play tell us play tell us his fingers move press play watch his press play get the fuck out hold on hold on they shooting that shot perfect come on son raise that phone get the nothing that's somebody in the background you know what i'm saying hate us y'all okay yeah baby pull up disney gillespie playing the sax no no no no no no no you go you go compare him to someone who played the cheeks bro cheeks ain't even whatever ain't no and his cheeks bro look ain't no and his cheeks bro ain't no and bill clinton's cheeks this is light just enough you're racist bro soon when you're gonna be his lips ain't picking up the playing the sax observation by a guy good fucking observation you absolutely fucking right his lips look at him blow it he ain't right now you ain't know that i need you to go back like 20 seconds unless you rip that heartbreak whole moon landing bro moon landing moon landing moon landing but volume up tell us i'm hating you need to go back you need to go back why we ain't never seen bill do that ever again ready let's go bill let bill go hold on listen when i was a kid i thought this shit would fly to until i went back and watched him like he wasn't even playing that shit press play you a hater it was not playing that shit moon landing look at them cheeks press play i know thick cheeks when i see him that's not it those are cheeks right there can you press play tell him he's not even that good to be faking it wasn't even that good that's a 90s it's the 90s no you can't it's easy to fake in the 90s look at my man with the shades on go bill come on man raise an appropriation you are the president california raising appropriation what let's pay some bills bro honestly can i be honest what you you you're a super predator what you're doing to bill clinton right now you are a super predator the way that you are attacking bill clinton that innocent white man that is super predator behavior right there bro that is super predator hey all i got to tell y'all is before bill clinton transitions put a saxophone in his face i bet you won't know what to do with it you okay you put a saxophone in bill's face right now and say sax bill play like you playing on arsineo i bet you he would not know how to do it y'all really you want to go into conspiracies let's go into conspiracies talk to me you want to dance bro talk to me i don't think you want to dance talk to me i don't think you want to dance my friends let me hear this this is the classic are you getting information right now right now she really thought she had the presidency with this little bullshit gimmick really yes now listen i want you to know people are going to see them say okay she's playing her in the black people what's in her okay is it working is it working trump style baby hang a lot exactly she won the babies everybody forgets about that part that's the part i liked she said is it working god damn it she's saying everybody else doing it that's who would they do it there's a problem when i do it that was fire bro she need to be loose like that she need to go off the cuff off the cuff hillary's kind of fire no she is all jokes aside that's the problem with 95 percent of politicians they're too politicized just let them talk nobody gives a fuck no more let them talk like they're on a podcast nothing nothing can hurt them anymore i want you to give bill an apology right here for what you faking again come on i like how ouch is like there's no way there's no trailer going to find this video let me just bring this here up on my phone that's crazy he's faking again yo apologize apologize to the go apologize apologize to the go come on that's ai bro this guy this guy's crazy bro come on shawla give up he's not even playing that's bill he's not gonna stop following for this shit man stop following for this shit bro grab the sacks from the band busted it out and that's an intimate instrument too you're putting your mouth all over the read come on let's play some bills no for real uh game time game time salute the game time man buying tickets to your favorite of this shouldn't be stressful game time is the fast and 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just for us to only be three episodes in and the roots picnic invite us to come that's great it's incredible that's great you know i mean we're so lucky we're so blessed yeah so shout out to titi jakes for praying for us man mariel horata what is the most selfless act someone has done for you what is the most selfless act you've done shorts the most selfless act someone has done for me god man i got a lot of selflessness in my life uh i mean that's not the funniest answer but definitely my parents just raising me that's the most selfless act i think that you can do for they were supposed to though you can't get them credit for what they were supposed to do that's true so maybe my parents even looking out for me after 18 because they don't got to do anything after 18 that's real you know that's real that should be adulthood but they looked out but no even though i thought my parents had a really great job raising me and they were very invested in my life and uh so yeah i think that was the most selfless for sure what about you the most selfless act someone has ever done for me i think head is pretty selfless bro is it you don't think so no i think the i think women are just what if it's not a woman gobble up this snack because that's if a man does it to you there's no reason for a man to do it to you no that's yeah that's true you know i'm saying there's really definitely women would women would seem i'm not saying guys don't enjoy it but a woman doing it to a man it's like that's what you know women and men are supposed to do yeah a man give you head what i don't get the logic on that i'm trying to roll with doing this you're saying when a man gives head it's more selfless than when a woman gives head why man to another man man to another man yeah yeah why is that why do you think about you like you know you're not even tripping about what people gonna think about you especially show said something last week i know i got it i got it show can i can i see what you said last week go go go because i think this is a brilliant point it's only gay if you're straight now explain your point show yep basically did we say there's on a pod yet no we didn't oh we didn't no we didn't oh yeah okay a gay dude hooking up with another gay dude is straight because we called it gay because we didn't understand that that was normal yet that's right so we're using the term gay is like yo that's a little weird that's what the fuck is going on over here because we didn't know that gay people are normal now that we know that being gay is normal that's right a gay guy hooking up with another guy and they got that's straight that's nothing a gay guy hooking up with a straight dude that's gay now you're gay because that's not normal that's right a straight person supposed to hook up another straight person that's right but if you got a straight dude acting not straight that's gay that's right if a gay dude for this is a straight dude out of their boxes that's gay bro that's gay gay so it is very selfless for that straight man to give that gay man head that's super gay you know what i mean yeah and selfless but it's also gay this is another reason why i would say it's selfless a man knows when he gives another man head that man is done sexually like once you nut it's not like okay now it's your turn okay a woman doesn't really understand that because they can have multiple orgasms so when they give a guy a blowjob they're thinking oh he's just gonna run it back like i would run it back my body's built to run it back like that okay that's right but when a dude blows a dude they know that it's over after that blowjob 100 percent that's right and they still do it selfless that's selflessness come on man that's selflessness come on man and straight as long as it's too gay guys now with that said i've never gotten hit by a man but i just want to you know i was just thinking you asked me what's the oh it does say done for you oh damn my bad oh shit this guy's crazy this guy this is you can expect more rest on june 3rd at the runway to the internet i don't give you know i don't give a fuck uh latoya my attitude my fucking dick uh latoya my has said what is one claw do you think the other brilliant idiot has that you wish you had there's one word that charlotte can say that that is so cool there's one museum charlotte can go it again but i just wish i got out oh man i think that we both possess an amazing quality to make the illogical logical and give all of the idiots something to feel brain about and so i'll give all the brilliant people something to feel idiotic about yes because after this episode people will be discussing yo it's not gay for two people to be gay no that's for it is gay for a straight man to be with a gay that's gay and if a straight guy is acting gay that's gay that's why we call them gay yeah anytime you're acting a way you shouldn't be acting that's gay because you don't call gay people gay they're straight they're just being in they're being themselves they're normal you're regular you're not gay you're just regular you just happen to be gay absolutely now if there's like a super flamboyant gay guy that's trying to act like all straight like yeah let's play fucking baseball or whatever you know yeah yeah yeah yeah yo quit acting so gay bro and then that's when you when you and when you find out you be like damn bro when you i didn't know you was gay i didn't know you was gay that's right i didn't know you was all gay and shit that's right that's right yeah acting straight and then he was and then if he's just like i'm just playing with like oh all right cool you're normal fuck y'all straight people yo yeah what so it's all a crooked motherfuckers long week he was embedded in double digits last night is one more one more one more our shine as says what's more rewarding personal success or family success easy answer family success uh because when i say family i don't just mean like my immediate blood family i mean anybody that i've embraced and i say that's my brother that's my partner you know i like to see other people succeed i feel like you know anything you create or build that only benefits you it's not big enough so it comes a point in your life for personal success just absolutely positively is not big enough now i feel like you can put yourself in a position to have a lot of personal success and then you use that personal success yes you know to help you know other people yes right but after that once you get to a point where you are supposedly king of the hill and you're you've you've you've you got enough strength to pull up others and you don't do it you're a complete sucker to amen you're a complete sucker to amen hallelujah so family success all day every day all right okay i got a lot of that i'm tired and i got a doctor's appointment guys we're good guys as always yeah if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant you're absolutely right but if you think we're just a couple idiots you don't know shit you're right too it's the brilliant idiot's podcast thank you for listening to the track bitch