 Y'all wait man, I'm proud of y'all man, y'all are the innovators, the creative man, and kickin' 100, they're spontaneous man, y'all, they do comedy like we grew up, look at that. Now it's up top, stand up, in the back, stand up, in the balcony, stand up, take your form down, you like to show this to somebody, they're not gonna believe it, they're not gonna believe it, you guys ready, the pipe right in here, give em' back energy, Dallas you ready to have some fun, say hell yeah. The first member of the Antify South Show, you seen this man on MTV Wild'n Out, you can see his Nike, nationwide commercial man right now, he is the coldest dressed man in comedy, all the way from Washington, D.C. on this stage of the night, Dallas, we got Chico Bean in the house, the next member of the Antify South Show, he's crazy as hell, and you see them everywhere, you see them on MTV Wild'n Out, you see them as the hosts of MTV TRL, you see them on VH1 Hip Hop Squares, you see them in the movie How High Two, and that's your theaters right now, he's all the way from the West Side of Atlanta, Dallas, we got D.C. Y'all flyin' the high, the next member of the Antify South Show, he needs no introduction, but we gon' give him one anyway, we're my ladies at, he is the creator of the movement, black men don't cheat, you see them on MTV Wild'n Out, he is the coldest in the game right now, ladies, your baby daddy, Carlos Miller is in the building. Alright Dallas, we about to get this show started if y'all ready, say hell yeah, we're making some noise right now, get loud as you can, this is the Antify South. yeah we in Dallas, we in Dallas, we in Dallas, we in Dallas, we in Dallas, gonna put, hey, we're on Clif & Niggle, hey, we're on Clif & Niggle, hey, we're on homeless niggas in the building, you ain't got no where to go, You ain't got nowhere to go I said You ain't got nowhere to go Say what? You ain't got nowhere to go Say what? You ain't got, you ain't got You ain't, you ain't got Take a hug If you live with somebody Put your hands in the air If you live with somebody Put your hands in the air If you live with somebody Put your hands in the air If you live with somebody Put your hands in the air If it's still your mama Put your hands in the air Yeah, yeah Put your somebody still living there mom, In this function. Nigga, you know you in the best man. Wait wait! I smell macht-moutain here, What ya at? Nigga, stay with your learn-tips! Wait Stay with your learn-tips. I said I'm stay with my learn-tips. My learn-tips. And a pussy-ass boyfriend. I said a pussy-ass boyfriend. We in Dallas, Washington! Yeah! Let's go! Oh! They think it is. Yeah. Okay. Have a seat everybody in the- Hey! Have a seat everybody in the- I think it is. From the whole like, how come somebody going? Everybody in the- I'm gonna watch out there. What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? In all your snacks, In drinking all your Capri songs. In drinking all your snacks. In drinking all your Capri songs. Oh, we got Dallas in the moment! Hey, in this bitch, boy! What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What? They in here! They in this motherfucker! What?! Whoa, wait! What? Her shirt's saying it's some good pussy under this fooboo. It sure is! It sure is! It's a power pussy. Power under this fooboo. Let me see. Yep, I know what it is. You got one gold tooth, two- I know that pussy. Yeah, yeah! No, you can't fuck with her. She got tattoos on her throat, my nigga. You gotta eat her pussy. I don't see nothing wrong. Any bitch who can tattoo her throat can suck the hell out of some niggas. Right. I'll let you go. Oh, my bad. Thank you. Thank you. In drinking all your Capri songs. Nigga, that need to be a song, bruh. That is a song. What? What? Don't you start, nigga. Loose, lay! Loose, loose, loose, loose, loose, loose, lay! Loose, lay! Loose, lay! Loose, lay! Loose, lay! Loose, lay! Loose, lay! Loose, loose, lay! In drinking all your snacks and drinkin' all the Capri songs. Eatin' all the snacks and drinkin' all the Capri songs. Nigga really trippin', he know that I got like Capri songs. What? How you gon' come in my auntie house and trip? In my Capri songs. Get the fuck up out here, bitch. Scrawlberry kiwi, that's my favorite. Fuck around, hold up, nigga. Don't save it. I put that Capri song in the back of the refrigerator. And you ate it, nigga. You a fuckin' hater. I put my side chick house, kickin' it with her son. We watchin' cartoons drinkin' on Capri's son. His daddy mostly came in three, but he didn't come, so the little nigga stuck with me. You say he's stuck with you? Man, I gotta be uncomfortable. He don't only drink the Capri songs, he eat the Lunchables. No! I'm like, nigga, what is you doin'? Man, I should kill this nigga. Let's go tomorrow. Man, you gon' be hungry. Lookin' at me right. You need some fuckin' money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You need some money. You know we got it going, drinking all the juices, man, you know that nigga hoin' I came in the kitchen, this nigga here be drippin' He eatin' all the snacks, man, I swear that nigga slippin' I say it, what you doin'? You gotta be fake Fuck this, you doin', eatin' all the derby cakes You know I'm tryin' to eat, you know I'm not a freak Carlos, what you say? Tell him about that nigga, man Hey, it's the fat bastard, get in my belly Hit the club in the dope bag, you'll kill it Hey, and you know that I'm a star, shit, we up here That is how forward he is Hey, I know that nigga, excuse me, instead of eatin' all the snacks Take your ass to Rudy's and get yourself some chicken You know that you be drippin' That Capri's son, that's on me, baby That Capri's son, that's on me, baby That Capri's son, that's on me, baby That Capri's son, that's on me, baby Capri's son the realest, there you got the feeling Yeah, you know it's goin' down, bitch, I'm really with it Capri's son the realest, yeah, you got the feeling You already know that this shit, he is the realest No woman, no woman, no woman, no woman No woman, no woman, no woman Dang it, niggas, shut up Oh, I take your bitch, young and I bust her BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM He's in the midnight! He's in all the snacks and drinking all the capما He ain't all the snacks and drinking all the cap Ô- It's the life's He and all the snacks and drinkin' all the free slums He and all the snacks and drinkin' all the free slums Let me tell you what I had Yeah, I fucked him up bad Eminem, recent PC, yeah, I got the head Even had a sandwich, even had some gushes Don't leave your snacks around me, I'm a nigga Don't you trust me Came to the crib and you know I had to eat something A chain tried to sell me some meat, bruh I said hell no, cause I know that you stole it He said it's French, I said shit Fuck five dollars, let me hold you Fuck five dollars, let me hold you, yeah, they got me ham Fuck five dollars, trying to buy some food stamps Bitter shit on the dollar, let me buy some Go into the grocery store and then I go dumb M-K, honey boy Got to be the water, a boy called The water chiller sandwich is my favorite sandwich I don't need a water burger, uh-uh I can't stand it, look It's so tasty, I need to boost it Come on I'm having fun, I said wait Eatin' all your snacks and drinkin' all the Capri Eatin' all the snacks and drinkin' all the Capri This the 85 South Show Real talk, eatin' all the snacks and drinkin' all the Capri Cause we eatin' all your snacks and drinkin' all your Capri Turn it low, turn it low, turn it shit low Whoever workin' the lights, turn the lights down a little bit This a real pimp shit Whoever workin' the lights Hey, crowd Oh man, we gotta turn the lights back on We need to crowd on this We need to crowd on this We need to crowd on listen We need to find what's the most Who the hell phone lights up right there Gonna put a cell phone Like this bitch up We about to do it for the Capri son Like this bitch up Like this bitch up Like this bitch up Like this bitch up Like this bitch up Like this bitch up This file my real niggas whoever got some pussy too fast you forgot to eat it you had to go back and eat it you got in the hair you got too ancient you had to go back and eat it this file the real niggas had to go back and eat it niggas in the back I ain't forgot about y'all throw that shit fly boy you got to be careful you want them recent cups gonna knock the lace front loose you better stop shout out to all the women that suck dick till your weed come off yeah baby suck dick till your eyes water your nose run it looked like she got a cold but she don't she just giving me that throat I'm gonna beat some my dick so I'm gonna prove it to you that's what I did she like what happened she hit it in the head and shit that shit fly hey DC that's on me baby that's it this girl gave me some head so good I saw how it up boyfriend and I was like nice to see y'all at least he spoke I just would have been staring at I been eating all your snacks and drinking all your gobrisa you ain't gonna speak to me shout out to all the ladies your main nigga and your sad nigga in here tonight yeah look at that nigga shook his head it was like bitch she got all the snacks and drinking our message you know the next he's gonna snack man he involves max eating all the snacks fruit roll up a good as shit I don't hold up If you got it, I'ma grab it He like it mine, nigga You can't have it, bitch it Ain't this Lil Niggas, he just a hater Trying to have shit so he can eat some later But I ain't feeding that game This nigga went and bought some juice And got a pen and wrote his name And tried to put it in the back shit I'm still gonna drink it It ain't y'all What's on his mind? What that nigga think? It ain't y'all That pussy nigga need to jump off the roof Like his name on the orange juice What's fuck is wrong with you? That's why when my daddy get home from prison He gon' kill y'all He gon' kill y'all When I, my daddy get home from prison He gon' kill y'all Hey, I don't like y'all Your daddy ain't never comin' home Your daddy ain't never comin' home I spoke to him yesterday Your daddy ain't never comin' home He tell me he's gonna hold you up, bitch Your daddy ain't never comin' home Ain't Your daddy is gone Your daddy is gone Your daddy is gone Your daddy is gone Let me get a dollar No Let me get a dollar No I'ma tell my momma So Y'all ain't gon' holla So Can't hold high No Y'all ain't gon' lie No Ain't my shit No Now nigga cry So We came to turn this bitch up, baby To Hollywood They ain't playin' no games How he do that now How he do that now How he do that loose leave How he do that loose leave How he do that Loose leave How he do that Loose leave We ain't dialin' so you hit the stanky leave Oh! Somebody give me a light Oh! It's your round off Hit the stanky leave Hit the stanky leave Hit the stanky leave Yeah, I know That's how I did it Thinkin' this You got the toy that big That big got the stank Stanky then That big got the slanky Yo, nigga Now They ain't stuff like To living How he do that shit dope Boy, you got the ooh Ooh Ooh Bitch on the line Ooharin' on your sninks You drinkin'in all lo更 breads up Hit layin' hurt Hit layin' hurt Hit layin' hurt I done caught with Tyler I don't be standin' Helpin' his seat, you all right? We done Be the her, it leave itる Throw me a lighter don'tting me a candy nigga got the crack head lighter nigga got the crack head lighter nigga got the crack head lighter nigga got the crack head lighter alright, stop ya'll take a break get some water or something I'm trying to get high Let's do it. Yeah. Yeah. I got to ask. Yeah. We in Dallas, baby. What's going on, Dallas? Do the tone? Yeah, that is it. Salute to the nigga back there with the cowboy hat on. I'm going to take my horse to the old town road. I'm going to ride till I can't no more. You got to ride. I said you're sitting in the back with the cowboy hat. Yeah. You shouldn't bought the hat. You should have used it for some mad. You got bad tickets, but you're still in here. And I want to say, hey, howdy, howdy, hey, ain't nobody tell you. They can't tell you. I'm a cowboy. Come here. Let me put this cowboy dick on you. Dallas so I'm about to be a cowboy. We're in Dallas. So I got to be a cowboy. We're in Dallas. So I'm about to be a cowboy. We're in Dallas. So I'm about to be a cowboy. We're in Dallas. So I want to let every lady know I'm looking for somebody who can ride a buck in Bronco. Yeah, I got a whole lot of meat. If you're a freak, then come and get a treat. I got to put my trailer back on the ground. I'll be right back. All right. Do your thing. All right. Come to Dallas if you're looking for a cutie. We did a good job. Okay. She got kids, got a son, but she got some big titties and she keep her bow done. That's good. You know, she's from the hood straight from old Cliff, right? No, this he's fine. Liv Shebe Lickin. She like to roll blunts and ate chicken fried chicken. Carlos. This might seem scary. I want a cooler bitch when her coochies hairy. Now listen, please don't excuse me. I dropped a beat like an ether. We're shittin' old Cliff sluggin' on the dick. She was She was choking Yeah! Bingo! Yeah! And we're doing Looking for the big booties Looking for the chewing Chewing! And you know we do the cowboy rock Shout out to everybody sitting way up top Way up top! That's what the people said So they can roll their weed And they don't give no shit Long as they can hear And get them a beer Shit, we waited too long When shit came last year I say, Carlos! You asked me, did I look fast? I said, that's all mine That's enough! Bro, you didn't see that shit, nigga A grasshopper flew up here Oh, damn! What happened? That's a nigga A grasshopper A cricket! A cricket How long have you been dead? Let me see Well, we just can't don't touch it Don't fucking buster that shit Let me see! He might need to see me off! Don't fucking touch it He might need to see me off! Buster, leave it alone, buster If he's still alive! Buster, you remember what happened last time? If he's still alive, move your way He's dead, he's dead We have to save him alive Buster, Buster, he's dead We just can't throw it away He's gone, he is gone He's not going to go, I can feel it He's gone, buster Get your dumb ass up, wait for a moment Well, can we cook it? That boy's dumber than tenth on a bowl We have to save him alive Now, even though he is a cricket We gotta save him alive Can't step on him like he's a roach Now, guys, that ain't right If he's still breathing Then he's still seeing What I'm trying to tell you Can we eat it? Can we eat it? I apologize! And that I stepped on your head Looks to me, little brother But that son of a bitch is dead And I'm sorry to tell you He ain't coming back to life He's a killer and you're really sad But hey, that's just life Turn that shit off, that'll go That's the good one, we keeping that one See, nigga, nigga do this Oh, the white white people do this What it is? Nigga, that be in the middle of a cover See that cover, I know it Hold up, nigga Bro, you can make a hundred slogs Off that same little beat Do it again Come on, y'all Everybody Here you go, chica I like titties, yes, it's true Sometimes I like to call them boobs Hooters, baby feeders They been hanging on the chest Take her to the doctors on this And he'll call them some rest Everything keeps me happy I like my titties saggy Come on Everybody don't ditch I like her titties up under her armpits That's what I like She holds her titties like a book bag She holds her titties like a book bag She holds her titties Turn that shit off We about to get real stupid in this business Y'all think we stupid right now But we about to get real stupid We about to get angry We about to be a millionaire They just fall to the side Chica, where we at bro? We are in Dallas, Texas DC We are in Dallas, Texas Where are we man? We are in the motherfuckin' d-town We in Dallas man, the home of the stars We in Dallas Y'all like this picture right here Y'all see a bling, it's just legal Make sure y'all support He from Dallas. He drew this man. He did this of us. Y'all been showing us much love, bro We got to show y'all love. We sold this show out two months ago, right? Y'all love us man, and we know we in Dallas bruh. This is the home other. This is a lot of Dallas Cowboys Hey, man, we in Dallas We in Dallas, this the home of the stars man It's the home of the stars and we appreciate the stars But we we got to do something special for Dallas man since we in Dallas So we're getting so real legendary shit. We got to do so matter of fact Legend Oh I don't know what to do. Must be the money. That's driving him. Pray, must be the money. Must be the money. That's driving him. Pray, must be the money. That's driving him. Pray, must be the money. You gotta remix. Hey, must be the Gucci. That's driving me. What? Look at that. Must be the Gucci. What's up, buddy? In the church. In the church. In the church. You don't hear a pastor. He's my pastor. So we can talk that shit out. Must be the Gucci. That's driving him. Pray, must be the money. Must be the Gucci. That's driving me. Pray, must be the money. Y'all make some noise for the most legendary football player. They ever play the game. They ever touch the field. Probe time. First of all, this is my dream. This is. Straight up. This is my dream. I've always wanted to do like five minutes of straight, raw stand up. What? Y'all don't understand. Y'all allow me. You want to do some time? No, no, no. This is my dream. Let me tell them something about y'all that they don't know. First of all, these kids right here real talk. They're something that really is in the business. It really is in the business. I wouldn't be up here if they weren't real. Secondly, they are real, true comedians that got love, passion, experience. I love them. I mean, y'all, this ain't rehearsed. This crazy stuff they're doing. Pray, that ain't how you love it, nigga. Pray. They ain't rehearsed. Nothing. We just got finished in the back chopping it up. Y'all came out here and turned this thing out, man. Two, two sold out shows. Two sold out shows. Hey, Dallas, give yourself some love. Dallas, give yourself some love. Hold up. For real. This is D y'all. This is prime time. It's prime time. Ain't a nigga in here right now to ever play football and score the touchdown and didn't do this. Oh shit, nigga. Fucking, fucking prime time. You don't have to be scoring the touchdown to do that. You'll be getting a check and do this. I ain't never scored no touchdown. I still did it. Yup, that bitch gave me that pussy. And go with everything, bro. This is the most legendary man. Watching you prime time back in the day when they used to kick the ball off and used to be there and then niggas used to act like they was going to be able to tackle you and you. I was ignorant. I was ignorant. You was ignorant. And they were prime time catching the ball. I was ignorant. Don't hurt yourself, Chico. Chico, cool. Chico, Chico. Don't hurt yourself. His footwork was bad. Chico, Chico, Chico. You know I can't do it like you. I was just trying to be, you know. I did it, but I was in the band when I did mine. How you do yours? Uh, uh, uh, uh. I did it. Oh, oh. Your ass hurt. I knew that was going to happen. Thank you, pride. I was just trying to do that for you, pride. Don't do that no more, though. I want to do that for you, pride. I'm sure it's going to cover you, though. Don't do that. I got three lawsuits going on right now. I don't need nothing. You think you're going to win? You're going to win the lawsuits? Yeah, yeah. They're going to put, I got some good represent. Good, good. You know what I mean? What? Nah, fuck that. It don't matter, nigga, you help them with all of them. You pride time. But what about when you play for us, though, pride? Hey, y'all in my home. Y'all in my heart. Y'all chose me. I came here with a high gun. Y'all, they chose me. Yeah, I got love with them. We probably win no championship, but nigga, we know you. We had fun, though. I tell you, shit. You know why we ain't win? Why? For real. Trust finally comes out. Every time. Oh, pride time. Look at this pussy pride time. You had that Jerry Carrot too. Hey, hey, hey. They had the Zoglo, boy. DC. DC, let me tell you something about the curl. And I'm going to tell y'all something about the curl. Uh-oh. Y'all hold on to this. The curl looked wet, but it was dry. Damn. For real? That's why he pride. How you make a curl look wet and it's dry. Look, it's somebody here right now with a finger wave. Like, yep, he's not lying. Now, chicko, chicko. Now, this is pride time. Now, you do know that. Now, it's pride time. Ain't no problem. Look, now, look pride. How did you pull it off? You ain't going to do my boy like that. Yeah, you know, shadow. Man, I'm going to do that toe like that. I'm telling you pride, be told this like that. Now, pride, I'm going to respect you. My man. And smoke my weed over here. DC, I'm going to leave in a minute. So what you said, I can't smoke? Yes. I thought that you ain't going to, I'm going to put my ropes right here. Yeah, roaching the crack headlighter. That's how much respect you got in the black commission. Niggas are going to put the weed up. Niggas are going to put the weed up, act like we running out. Act like we training. Act like we training. Niggas got the pasta guy. What's up, pride? Shit, just stretching by the rug. Niggas pride, baby, start smoking weed, baby. Right. They ain't going nowhere, DC. I'm thinking about hitting that bitch still though, pride. I'm telling you. Just step to the back one time, DC. I mean, if I didn't turn my back, no pride. You ain't going to do it feet, you know what I'm saying? I know that. I know, man, I know. Does prime time encourage weed smoking? Let's talk about it. Coming up at the 10 o'clock hour. No, my name is prime is a pasta. Rebellion, huh? Listen. That's my pasta. That's my pasta. We want to say thank you for allowing, we want to say thank you in the name of Jesus for allowing prime to come and bless the stage. We know that you have a connection with the Lord and we want to say thank you for giving us the connection with him, with your connection with the God, brother. Thank you so much, my brother. We thank you so much in the name of Jesus. Amen. Amen. Yes. I got my pasta rag now. Amen. I need all the new ladies, the new lady members to sit in the front row. Please. In the name. In the name. A black church announced with me so damn ghetto. While we have everyone's attention, we still have not found the church's iPad. It was black. It was white. We knew that Tavius had it last. That Tavius. Also we want to say to anybody that's bringing any food to the potluck, please make sure you use clean dishes. Chico, Chico, I got one. I got one. Red and white told me this before he passed. Oh, right. True story. The pastor announced at the church one of the mothers had died. The mother last name was Fooka. Fooka. I'm not lying. So the pastor gets up in front of the church and he say, I get the music, give me the music. He say, I like to say a thing. I'd like all of you to know that mother fooka is gone. When I look back over all the work she's done, I can't help but think about that mother fooka was a good woman. Whenever we needed something, who did we call? Who? That mother? Well, all the little fookas come up here. All the little fookas are yours. All you little fookas come up here. Because what I need to do I need to point the next mother fooka. Come on. Use a good fooka. Use a good fooka, too. Use a great fooka. But you are the next mother fooka in this church. True story. True story. That was a great joke. That was a great joke. That was a great joke. That was a great joke. That was a great joke. That was that joke. That joke that he was doing That joke that everyone That nigga gone Make a deal with With the crackhead These Frank Of it Man you got it Smoke your blunt We're gonna hit it. Hold it. Hold on. While we have everyone in the given mood, now we're going to take up the collection. Everyone seems to be in a given spirit. We're going to start in the back and we're going to pass the collection plate down to the front. That was a good one. That was a good one. We take more than money if, ladies, if you want to put a titty in the plate, we'll take that. Put a titty in the plate. Give because God has given to you. Amen. Amen. We want to thank everyone for coming out to the 85 South Shore Baptist Church tonight. You could have been anywhere in the world, but you chose to be here with us. We are in Dallas, so I must say God bless Oakley. Not only are we in Dallas, we are in Fort Worth. Fort Worth. Fort Worth. You ain't singing if that lip ain't trembling. Need a blessing. Need a blessing. Everybody need a blessing. See, you put it in your spirit. It's got to be in your spirit to change it. It's like I said before. You can't stay where you don't live. God don't want you to stay. A lot of people there are passing, don't you steal my shit? Two birds telling you what to do with your life. But you need to go get that shit out your huntsie. House cuz them kids over there. I feel it in the building. It's a lady in here tonight that need $40. $20. She like them in $20. She don't want no $20. $20. She want to tell somebody she got to change it. $220. She want to tell somebody she ain't got to change it. I need $220. In the name of the Lord. Cuz I don't want to tell nobody I got to change it. Cuz I got $220. $220. Ladies out there, if you need a blessing. Hey, this shit ain't broke feel good, nigga. Ain't got change, God. Sounds like you need a blessing. Need a blessing. Sounds like you need a blessing. I'm about one grand. What you gonna do with the other $20? Oh, no. Need a change, God. Need a change, need a blessing. I'm squeezing me. I know feels coming up. I don't give a fuck. Ain't got change, yeah. That's the part I want the crowd to sing. Feels coming up. I don't give a fuck. Feels coming up. I don't give a fuck. Feels coming up. I don't give a fuck. Feels coming up. I don't give a fuck. Sing it like you mean that shit. Y'all ready? New Bars side right? Feels coming up. Y'all ready? Y'all gotta remember. I don't give a fuck. I ain't got what you want from another. I ain't got. That feels coming up. You got change and you got feels coming up. 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I don Yeah, my side, this man's over here sleeping. That nigga woke up and said, what my pills do? Oh, shit. This. Hey, man. That motherfucker's so crazy. Stop. Y'all go get something. Hey, now what to do? You ready? You ready? Take a break. Y'all sleeping. Y'all got to be tired. I know a nigga's arms is burning. They playing. They been playing. Hey, y'all make some noise for the mofo who drew this. C-Ray. C-Ray. C-Ray. C-Ray. Beautiful. They got me up here looking like Mario. Salute to all the people. Salute to the nigga on my man with the good motherfucking checker boy shirt, stuntin' on these hoes. The nigga came in here dressed like the finish line. Right. Well, they got a stupid-ass dress. Nah, that man ain't dress. They got chicken fries from Burger King's dress. That nigga got plats. Those are plats. The brain dress. They will braids. He like, stop. Nah, nigga. They own braids? Nah. They didn't take them out. So he like, fuck it. Bro, you know what I'm still thinking about? What? Eatin' all your snacks, drinkin' all your drinks. Bro, we made some class here, bro. Bro, we be doin' it. Carlos, you got somebody up here with a deep throat? Whoa. What you mean? What you mean, a deep throat? She was like, Carlos? Hey. I'm scared of that. Hold on. Let me see what she talkin' about. She about to fall over the balcony. She said, stupid. I ain't fuckin' with that. They ain't a license. I'm scared. You like me? Yeah. Uh-huh. Sure did. I like that shit. Yeah. Shut up. Shut up. Now you don't. Now you don't. Come on. Now you ain't sayin' that bitch. Shut up. Right. I like that shit. Hey, baby, in the back. What's up, bro? How you doin'? Look at all the people in the standing section. Y'all so stupid. Hey, I don't know what you mean. They bought standing tickets. Y'all ain't got no... I get the standing ticket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They tellin' them where to put your... You put your feet right here, sir. All right, cool. Then they got no folded chairs. Y'all ass all... No chairs. They just end up. Yep. Niggas hands hangin' at the back. Got them family reunion chairs in here. Niggas ass touching somebody knee right now. That's why that nigga right there. That nigga right there sitting forward. They like, fuck that, bro. Nobody gonna put their knee on my ass. This shit gotta be uncomfortable. I know y'all scared. After sittin' down there so long, they plastic get harder than a bottle. Hell, yeah. They so close. They so many people want to fart right now. You know the motherfuckers that's uncomfortable. Two flackers, they keep goin' like this. If somebody coughed, that mean they pooed it. Excuse me, excuse me. Somebody in this big got a shit. They sittin' on the edge of their seat. My man right there, he holdin' it. Checker boy, he's the only one taking shit. What's up, girl? Why you keep yellin' out my name? What's up? She need a ride. Help me! What you need? What? I need a bank account. What you say, baby? Hold on, I got you. Translate for me, Chico. Eat your pussy, shut up. What you say, baby? What's up, bro? We can't hear you. What you say? Damn, gay girl, shit. Well, you are talkin' to Carlos, but you been yellin' so... Carlos. What you say? This motherfucker demandin' his fuck. I wanna talk to Carlos. Ma'am, you were in the balcony, okay? We're tryin' to help you. Don't be ungrateful, ladies. We tryin' to help you. I know, I know, I know you can't hear me, but fuck that. Make the other nigga walk. Come on. No, I'm cool. I can't walk over there because shit then is gonna look like I need her. No, it ain't. My nigga's a player. Natural bone. Yeah, yeah. I was tryin' to help you, ma'am. Yeah, I ain't run into her head later on. I ain't sweatin' that shit. You know what I look like? She runnin' over there. I don't know her. You might tell you, ACL runnin' out of the hole, you know what I mean? Now fuck around and hurt my hand. Who gonna count this motherfuckin' money? Right. Didn't I say I was gonna eat her coochie then some gay girl got her toast with me? No, you won't. That's all for us. That's what she said. Yeah, you better sit your ass down for somebody to eat your coochie, ma'am. No, nobody want her coochie. Her coochie smell like auto-zone. Nobody want that coochie. Get in the zone, auto-zone. Big-ass coochie. Get in the zone, auto-zone. Excuse me, what can I find the wretches at, ma'am? Get in the zone, auto-zone. I need a coochie. That bitch got a coochie cover up on her. She ain't sayin' shit else. All this shit must be true. How he know my pussy need a transmission? She need to get that pussy flushed. Since I know you won't. What am I gonna do? That bitch said, Get in the zone, auto-zone. That bitch turned into a Nissan Altima. That's bitch. This is crazy ass people like this. It is, man. We in Dallas, man. She got one eye. She said she sound like a pirate. Shout out to all the couples that's in here tonight. All the couples. What the couples at? That shit sound so bad. Yeah, they was arguing on the way in the car. Bitch, I told you I got good seats. I don't believe you. You lie too much. You know fellas, you get caught lying to your girl one time. You had to prove yourself for the rest of the relationship. It don't matter what you say. But like, man, how was your day? It was good. No the fucking wedding. Like it was, baby. No a wedding. I can see it in your face. On the second row, just one titties of the week. Where? Right the titties of the week. You don't see them? Oh, yes. Where's her trophy? Ladies and gentlemen, in Dallas, welcome you. We have a lot of contestants, but we have crowned a winner. They're trying to cook an AT&T. All the way from somewhere in Dallas, Texas. All the way from Pleasant Grove. Pleasant Grove. What is your name, ma'am? Make some noise for the tittie of the week winner, Mrs. Terry. You know Terry two titties from Pleasant Grove. Not one tittie, but two. All the ladies with little titties, I don't know why you covering them little titties up. Y'all here looking cold. Ladies with little titties, just know we love them too. We know how to judge little titties. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. Even if you got real little titties, they look like a watch battery. Little nipple. Little nipple. You can't suck them little titties. You got to get them a kiss. Little watch battery titties. You know what I like to do? Little titties. What you like to do? I like to grab both of them at the same time and be like titties, coming soon. Watch battery. Oh my God. I'm not going to not see that every time I look at some little titties. I'm going to every time I see some little titties. Oh, shit, if it's here. Little titties are so honest. You ever be fucking a little tittie girl and you notice them little motherfuckers move? You be like, I am fucking the shit out of her. These titties ain't never move. They just be jogging and them titties don't move. Brother shit went over there. Yeah, they ain't just... They ain't going to like that joke to somebody putting that bitch on an old ass meme. It's going to look old titties small like a woman. No, they ain't going to watch it. Most of the niggas ain't never change the battery. Most of the niggas watches don't work in it right now. Ask them what time it is. They going to be like, hold up, bro. 10.52. They got on the watch, stood on out of 10 towns. Stupid ass. 4, 5, 15, 20. What the little hand means? Let me see. Well, if the little hand in between the 4 and the 5, that 4 ain't... That's 20 ain't it? I think that's 23. Oh, okay. Niggas, your time. Yep. We see your neck starting to hurt from holding your big ass head up. My fucking neck hurting. The big head niggas quiet. Like, fuck you, man. You don't know how I struggle. Big head head, little head neck. Sooner you swallow it. Shit, hit your chick. Boy, this look like the club. Big head, nigga. I ain't no casino either. Nigga, what if you get to heaven and that shit look just like this? This look like the club of power, nigga. This boy, we about to get to the up top. This shit look like the players club. Fuck that. Shit like, dollar bill about to come out. I don't want nothing. Who got power DVR in the house so you can watch it when you get back to the house. Fuck head, nigga. Fuck head, nigga. Trouble, trouble. He said, this nigga said, you don't think dollar bill don't enter the body, but I don't ever see the body if you don't have my money. I think a bird of that was the truth, man. Dollar bill don't pay them, cuz you boy, nothing, nothing, nothing. And tell Diamond, get up, fuck ass upstairs, too. That shit really open light to, like, cuz Diamond were cute as fuck. She was working their pay list. Fuck that, my percentage, my fucking school. I mean, I had two racks of shoes. What you want? I'm like, shit, this door ain't open. They big. Nah, the most fucked up scene in that movie. I just came to dance for y'all. Ah, that fucked up, man. That nigga, that nigga, hey, that nigga right there is the hood. To this day, that nigga is hood evil. That nigga killed Kane in Minnesot society. That nigga did that shit in players club. That motherfucker got everybody's shot on tails from the hood. Hey, when that nigga ran out the house, on that part, that nigga ran out of house. Come on, partner. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That's how that nigga ran out of house. That nigga good ass actor, bruh. That's how that nigga walked up. He was like, hey, I'm Aileen Cousin. He said, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, we supposed to fight over a bitch? Hey, I think you need to watch you calling a bitch partner. Oh, I don't think you know me, homie. Hey, you know this fool? I don't know you. Hey, I don't like the way you been treating my cousin. What's up? That nigga came on front kick. I ain't never seen that. That nigga was like, ugh. That nigga came out and said, Cain, Cain, come in the house. Motherfucker. What he say, Gigo? Can't take this anymore, Cain. You have to leave my home. I can't take this anymore, Cain. I've done all that I can do for you. You must leave. Cain was like, so y'all want me to go? Hey, man. Look at that, Cain. Cain, come in the house. The classic movie right there, boy. I don't know how those cougar pussy sound when you tied it up. Cain, wait. I cannot take it anymore. You have to leave. I want you out of my house, Cain. Bro, you better quit fucking with them all the way. I learned something fucking with all the women, bro. I don't know what the connection is, but it's something connected to the throat in the pussy. You ever be fucking the older woman and she be like, oh, ah. Why she gotta clear her throat when you put the dick in there? Oh, young man. Oh, ah. I had one cougar, uh-uh. I knew I would fucking hurt too good. She tricked me. She tricked me. I would tear her ass up. She was like, uh-uh, hold up. Wait, uh-uh, uh-uh. You fuck with the right cougar. She'll hit you with some shit. Fuck your whole night up. Hold up. Wait a minute. You fucking me too hard. Let me go get my life alert. I've been put to sleep over my ass. I'm like, oh, she's crazy. Uh-uh, I'm cool on that. I'm cool. I'm just keep coming up. That's the man. Them hood movies, man. That built who we are. Them hood movies. Like I said, tales from the hood. Oh, I get it. How many niggas tell you tales from the hood? That was crazy. Hey, that shit was scary as fuck when you was little, wasn't it? Especially that little actor, the one with the little dolls, them little nigglets. That nigga were walking. He said, come on. I'll kill you, you little nigglets. I was like, nigglets. That's fucked up, man. Man, but he smacked that nigga. Pow! That motherfucker said, whoa! Shit. He said, man, give us the shit. Oh, you're going to get the shit. Come on. I got the shit right over here. This ain't no funeral home. And it ain't the pterodome neither. Welcome to hell. Like, turn this shit off. I can't go to sleep now, mommy. The fuck you got me here watching this scary ass shit with your ass for? But it ain't no worse than X-Files, though. You hear that shit? You see a nigga with no legs. Scariest hood movie ever, Candy Man. I bet this nigga's in here right now that a shooter and killer nigga quicked in a motherfucker, but I bet you won't go in the bathroom turn the light off and say Candy Man five times in a minute. Yes, you will. No, you won't. But you'll leave the bathroom quick in here, though. You'll be in there be like, I bet you won't do it. I bet I will. No, you won't. Everybody, everybody, everybody. Candy Man, Candy Man, Candy Man. You know why Candy Man was so scary? Why? He was just a regular nigga who lived in the project and everybody got mad at him and killed him. That could be any black man. Yep. I think he had one hood. I think he was just coming. He ain't even just calling. He's just there. Hell, yeah. Even if Candy Man did. I put shit on your ass. You walk up on me like that. Even if he didn't kill you, he still did some shit that was scaring up to scare the fuck out of you. Nigga just show up in the middle of the night. I was like, hold it in the white baby. That's scary as fuck. With honey on his face and bees and shit. Like, who is this shit? I bet you ain't never realized this. That Candy Man and the dude that put his finger on Uncle Charles forehead in the Bone Thuds video had the same leather jacket on. He did. That long look at y'all niggas like, damn, he sure did. He sure did. Yep. They meet me at the crossroads. I was scared of that nigga too. I'm still scared of that nigga. If I, the boy, could you imagine if you about to die. He's fucking dead out of him. You somewhere, you look and see that nigga be like, oh nigga, not the nigga that took Uncle Charles, y'all. Oh no. Bruh. It kinda hurt to hear you talk about it. Because even though we didn't know Uncle Charles, I'm pretty sure every black person in this motherfucking building right now, we miss our Uncle Charles, y'all. We miss you. See, that bitch shook his head like that was his real uncle. Yeah, man. I miss my Uncle Charles, y'all. He said, y'all, I miss my Uncle Charles, y'all. Y'all, y'all. And I was, it was gone in a minute, I'm on over there, what would be wrong? Ooh, bone. Now look, I'm not about to stand up here and act like I know what the fuck happened to Uncle Charles, but the nigga wrapped it real fast. The shooter, he was wrong. That's the only part I caught. I ain't ever caught that. That's new to me. Uncle Charles shouldn't have been gone and the shooter was wrong. All I know is that in a minute, on a minute, on over there, what would be wrong? Ooh, bone. Oh, I still don't know what the fuck happened. The shooter, they say, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Mina, you don't think the bass, the don't think the bass, the don't Mine don't know. I want nothing but an argument recorded. I don't know none of the lyrics to a phone call. I swear with me to go with the fuck you talk about alcohol I swear I'll키gmal. I'm like hold up, hold up. My mama house bump you. You remember first to the month? Oh yeah. Busyblom came in and mother Fuckers. She woke up. My sister was already tr way. Oh, you that mean the food stamps hitting there since was already wake your ass up busy My sister was already My sister was already dressed Go wait to go to school Right, it makes sense don't it We had that music in the 90s boy this shit didn't change like ladies y'all y'all had real R&B music in the night niggas used to sing for the pussy now It's not like that no more now be something dick little bitch. Won't you lick it? See What you say Ladies That's how we doing it then My picture choose it love or never for without a rubber like it on the beat never on top of the cover Get the most not to laugh for $40 in the 40 Trans like the buffa $40 in the glue and I don't got change I said trans like the buffa $40 in the clue 20s, and I don't got change I said trans like the buffa $40 I said let a nigga be they let a nigga move y'all know that she man that ppc man Long live ppc man One of the greatest ever That nigga verse on murder one of the coldest verses ever written man I'm still ppc bitch. So what the fuck is up putting powder on the streets because I got big fucking nothing Just got back from Pines gone for food because you know, I just pay to make a boat 30 from me So I fronted 42. He gon promise him 100 times 62 2480s What I get so nigga fuck what you do if I told you cocaine numbers you would think I was lying Yo, that's niggas 22 and talking about they retire if the game ain't a thing coming forward Beans big ass hoes to apartments where I entertain friends Oh This bitch, I didn't got me 50 ounces out of birds Tighten up no slack. If you want to check in my stock got the birds. I sell a nigga some I go out for rock Got back to California. Can't get with be legit. Put me down with purple chronic in the hurricane shit In the studio with tall man. I wish I could stay. I got the holly master pickers We got money to make All I gotta step be say you want to show you got nine grand I ain't ramming shit until my money in my hand They were from your bitches every goddamn day Hoes is on my mother fucking job from all this shit that I be Show it especially the food that take our style and act like my niggas don't know We're kicking with the tree or think so your best not trip if you keep on popping shit My niggas empty and clear Hey Bruh Every word Dang man, this is the time if you want to be in Texas for real get that shit out This is the time if you want to be an ignorant ass fool If you know, you can't do that shit at home. You know, you can't do that shit at work You know, you can't do that shit at church And this is your time to scream that up what we do What do you say? Ma'am Let up on that for me. Let up on that for me. Let up on that for me. Let up on that for me On her for me. Now. He would have been you don't like give a hand. He like no He too bug. Yeah, she's looking at that nigga like shit shit Shit Right you working wheels fargo talk myself Now that's on my forehead Shout out to all the fellas that's gonna nut up on that forehead tonight Make sure you wrap her head with that lord Hey chico, we gotta make sure the pastor's saying one good time for we don't Oh We ain't gonna do that till you pastor. Hey, I ain't nobody coming to church. They're gonna be like, hey, I'm not I see you we remix it for you Holy water on the forehead That's hard pastor. That's fine. There to go. Holy water on the forehead Oh, I built my do that one. I finally got my congregation. Don't do that Can't do that one I finally got her to pay a time. Yeah, this is the 85 south show right here. Yeah. Yeah, sir Dallas man much love to all the ladies that got off birth control this summer. What's happening? Ah, yeah, ready to get pregnant. You ready to get pregnant this far I got out by control. So you blew up Big take a burger. No, so she gets lose weight Shout out to all the ladies in the crowd that can ride dick for longer than a minute and 30 seconds. Appreciate you Some of y'all who in line Soon as you get down there, you be crying crying talking about my thighs is burning. Oh my god. Who is shit? Oh my god my thighs Oh lord Oh, my thighs are burning. Oh, I need some water. Get your lazy ass up You hear both of her knees pop. Who's to get down to pop out I'll be right back. Who else you saw in here tonight, bro? Who else didn't get a shout out tonight? We're all our hispanic people at where the hispanic people at It was only 11 Salute to all my niggas that went to jail before but they never going back That nigga said yeah Hey, hey, she like that by she right on Eating all your snacks and drinking all your capris Nothing on your boy Nothing on your boy Nothing on your boy Hang on what you say Oh, come back over there. She's trying to give me the push. I'm scared. She get a wet word. She said come here. Oh come here DC come here What's up? I'm going to I'm a lesbian too. Ah, what's up, baby? Oh, yeah Shit you let Dallas be lit Dallas beat lit I said Dallas beat lit Dallas beat lit Why are niggas still playing? God damn it, shit We ain't got no time for the saying We ain't got no time for the saying Cuz y'all niggas ain't stop playing The niggas playing so we got a sing We got a sing No, we don't watch this Stop, we ain't do shit I can't help it Oh, I mean Dallas I can't help it Oh, yeah I can't help it I mean Dallas I can't help it I say I can't help it I mean Dallas I can't help it There ain't no homohead I can't help it There ain't no homohead I can't help it I can't help it He and all the snacks and drink and all the caprices Hold up, hold up Hold up, hold up That's how we gonna do it That's how we gonna do it We gonna do it like this ladies There ain't no homohead There ain't no homohead I can't help it I can't help it There ain't no homohead I can't help it There ain't no homohead There ain't no homohead Snacks and drink and all the caprices Oh, yeah Wait, before we go Bro, we gotta get a picture of this shit Turn the lights back down and everybody like this bitch Back up and get some We gotta get this picture right quick Appreciate y'all, man This our last show Sold out in this bitch, we coming back Eatin' all your snacks and drinkin' all the caprices Eatin' all your snacks and drinkin' all the caprices Eatin' all your snacks and drinkin' all the caprices Eatin' all your Hold up, we gotta do it like this Hold up y'all, turn this way real quick Hey, we in Dallas right now This is the 85 South Show We in Dallas Showin' what it look like in Dallas, baby Eatin' all your caprices Eatin' all your snacks and drinkin' all the caprices Eatin' all your snacks and eatin' all the caprices We in Dallas